If you have enough money, anything is legal just with a dollar sign next to it (example, “oh no this illegal parking spot is just a $500” “I can murder someone for the cost of a good lawyer”)
Someone from the left. Don't watch CNN. Trump was half right they are fake news. The half the he miss was fox is also fake news. Both just want people arguing so nothing gets fixed.
So, while your kitchen stuff was cute, and your food truck series had potential, I am so glad you found your niche. You rock at Political Satire. Please continue this form of comedy even after the virus is gone. You are good, educated about your subject and on point.
I did find it hilarious when someone brought up meth (in another video) and California's all what's wrong with him, and I'm like, you sure you want to go there? *cough*Methdesto*cough*. :p
I love this series, and I'm really glad you acknowledge the rest of New York by occasionally using the Bills jersey. NYC is just a small part of the state.
Oh dear. So happy we got a second weekly, so sad it was for those headlines and quotes. Between this and "some good news", I have no desire for traditional news methods.
The only way you wouldn’t find this guy funny is if you have zero sense of humor and are walking around with your eyes closed. I love these videos. I really wish he would do Wyoming cause we are all over the place. It would be like. Florida, California, and Texas has a love triangle and produced a baby. 🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️
He’s not too fond of wearing a mask. But he’s also been following the spread of Covid since Christmas bc it reminded him of his plague inc game. So he has as good a grasp on the concept for a 10 year old.
I'd say he's secretly wise. Chaotic neutral rogue with a starting wisdom of like 17 and a starting intelligence at like 8, maximum. (10 is average, so I'm being generous.)
It's me Kayla yeah we are, but certain districts are giving kids the choice to do two days in school and three days online or fully online (fairfax county is doing this i'm not sure about others)
"You can literally get sick around the world." That struck a nerve. My family went to Florida & brought COVID back with them. Yes they went to EPCOT. I didn't go for a few reasons, COVID being one of them. I hate my life.
Ben, I’ve been watching these videos for months and love them. But nobody in NY that is a Bills fan has that NY accent. Only the people in NYC area have that accent. Western New Yorkers have a nasally Great Lakes accent that we’re made fun of on its own. Talking from experience! 😂
Found the DeSantis quote 3 years later! "If you can do Home Depot, if you can do Walmart, if you can do these things, we absolutely can do the schools."
So my parents both love these videos as much as I do and we all watch the same day they’re uploaded. I’m the only one part of the notification gang tho so I’ll watch first, then a few hours later my mom will see it in her Facebook feed and I’ll hear her watch it. Then my dad comes home from work a couple hours later and I’ll hear him watch it in the living room. So everytime a new video is uploaded I can expect to hear it play three times a day without fail. Thought it was kinda funny.
I love that your Desantis quote was almost seamless with the rest of your Florida-Speak! Truly he is a man of the worst of his people. I have been watching these the whole time and it is seriously the best part of quarantine and self-isolation.
i just stayed up till 12:30 at night (early morning? its dark out) at least in palm beach (northern south florida), we’re tryna push back school for the end of august, early september; online school only until november where we start lettin certain grades in at a time... hope it sticks :P our govener is a reeeal piece of work
My brother please look at the UK for what socialized medicine leads to. A dude got pulled off life support bc his doctors and the government decided he wasn't worth it anymore since he wouldn't ever fully recover. He died not long after. This is why people don't want socialized medicine. I don't want the government deciding arbitrarily whether I live or now. Wait times are outrageous as well.
I do have to step in here to mention something. The longer wait times for healthcare isn't a myth. Canada ( the most frequent example for healthcare arguments) has a 12+ week wait time.
Sadly I know which line is the direct quote. I wish I didn't. (For those wondering, it's the line about "If you can do Wal-Mart, if you can do Home Depot, then you can do schools.")
I was so ready for CA to retort the "You've never had to commute on the I-4" with "And you've never had to commute on the I-405!" Legit, 10 miles on that thing takes 40 minutes.
My only fear is that you'll make too many enemies being this political. I don't mind, but I don't wanna see your channel go under so soon after it's become big.
Social workers sent out to deal with the screaming naked guy in the intersection with the traffic cone on his head, uncapped syringes up his ass, swinging a live alligator by the tail at passing cars like a mace..."disturbing the peace," yeah, but in Florida, it's just Tuesday. =shrug= Godspeed. 😏 Insider tip: buy stock in ConAgra, makers of Orville Redenbacher, because if you thought we were stupid about toilet paper, wait til we run low on popcorn! 🍿
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Florida absolutely knows what he is talking about, he’s just exposing DC 😂
Florida is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
Florida has ALWAYS known EVERYTHING, he just hides it
"OMG, you can literally get sick around the world" lmao and I love how much of a bad influence Louie and Florida are on each other!
It’s like me and my bff lmao
Bro ikr
You forgot Texas
"Nothing is illegal if you know the right people and have enough money"?
That's basically the US legal system in a nutshell.
If you have enough money, anything is legal just with a dollar sign next to it (example, “oh no this illegal parking spot is just a $500” “I can murder someone for the cost of a good lawyer”)
Yup. Florida is at least upfront about it.
Florida's frightening words of wisdom
@@fairycat23 yep
“Dear Disney, Please do not slap Ben with a cease and desist order. “ Still love FLORIDA being the Epcot Center.
klskin E P I C E N T E R
For anyone wondering, yes Florida is really like this.
And Arizona is kinda like this but drier...
Can confirm
Also can confirm. * cries in Florida *
Yea this is absolutely Florida
If only NJ had bigger balls
“Nothings illegal if you know the right people and have enough money” 😂 also good on Florida for hiring more social workers
That sounds like “when the cops aren’t around, anything is legal”
I'm with Cali. So hard to agree with Florida but he's right
As someone living in Florida and have to deal with the effects of these shenanigans....HELP.
This made me sad
Me seeing the first comment says some else then first
He's the chosen one he will bring balance
I have no reason to watch CNN or the News when i can literally get all my information from here in a funny and convenient way
Someone from the left. Don't watch CNN. Trump was half right they are fake news. The half the he miss was fox is also fake news. Both just want people arguing so nothing gets fixed.
So, while your kitchen stuff was cute, and your food truck series had potential, I am so glad you found your niche. You rock at Political Satire. Please continue this form of comedy even after the virus is gone. You are good, educated about your subject and on point.
As a Californian, I can confirm that California is an accurate representation
I did find it hilarious when someone brought up meth (in another video) and California's all what's wrong with him, and I'm like, you sure you want to go there? *cough*Methdesto*cough*. :p
I love how the “cure” is still sitting there as if Florida is actually willing to drink it to get rid of COVID 😂
Wasn't the cure in part one of this weeks
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS! I love the two a week reports!
You should cover the ongoing protests and federal police in downtown Portland, Oregon.
at CHOP?
@@kai-sf4by chop was in seattle
Stumpy Wumpus Ahh. Thank you, I got them mixed up :,)
Yeah I live near downtown Portland. The protests are pretty crazy.
@@kai-sf4by no problem🙂
Can't get enough of these! Thank you for bringing a smile on our faces during these crazy times!!!
TATER TOT! I am crying. I love that it’s not just us than call him that.
I love this series, and I'm really glad you acknowledge the rest of New York by occasionally using the Bills jersey. NYC is just a small part of the state.
Not even a quarter of the video is finished and everybody went to comments. Don’t lie.
I waited until the video was done and then came to the comments
Mine was to see if someone said "first" but there was a chosen one
I didn't. You gotta full screen it while the wifi's good. If it gets worse, then you go to the comments during the video.
Lizet Elliott show some respect for this man, it’s like finishing a porno when you already finished
This is American Hetalia, and nobody can convince me otherwise
YES!!!!
I mean I wasn’t gonna say it
@@Ash-kc8dt since it focuses on Florida instead of Italy, does that make this series Hetarida?
[kicks open door] Did someone say Hetalia 😀
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Oh dear. So happy we got a second weekly, so sad it was for those headlines and quotes. Between this and "some good news", I have no desire for traditional news methods.
The only way you wouldn’t find this guy funny is if you have zero sense of humor and are walking around with your eyes closed. I love these videos. I really wish he would do Wyoming cause we are all over the place. It would be like. Florida, California, and Texas has a love triangle and produced a baby. 🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️
Agreed!! I’m not in Wyoming but my aunt lives there and oh boy-
My Florida kid has promised to keep his mask on... provided he’s allowed to wear his black lives matter mask.
does he like wearing it
Yeah, like the school will allow THAT!
He’s not too fond of wearing a mask. But he’s also been following the spread of Covid since Christmas bc it reminded him of his plague inc game. So he has as good a grasp on the concept for a 10 year old.
Florida’s complaining about I-4, but He’s obviously never commuted on I-10 in Louisiana
@@Ben_Brainard I-10 has gotten worse since then
@@Ben_Brainard
I-4 makes mad max look like a merry go round.
Do you think those two Are Busy Drive highway one on Mackinac Island Michigan
Oh gods yeah. It’s terrible
Canada has this one boys. Hwy 401
FlOrIdA sEcRetLy SmArT?!
His powers of chaos ensure he always has as much or as little knowledge as necessary to maximize his ability to get on everyone's nerves.
I'd say he's secretly wise. Chaotic neutral rogue with a starting wisdom of like 17 and a starting intelligence at like 8, maximum. (10 is average, so I'm being generous.)
Well Ben.... Oklahoma’s governor tested positive this week. Not even Florida’s governor is positive for covid 🙄
Carry the one...
Nope, It's still doesn't make any sense.
Could you maybe do Panhandle vs Peninsula sometime? I would love to see how ypu potray the Panhandle.
And Virginia is following Florida's lead with the schools we're opening those back up too, spoken from a Virginian.
Wait- we are?
Over here in Richmond we are
It's me Kayla yeah we are, but certain districts are giving kids the choice to do two days in school and three days online or fully online (fairfax county is doing this i'm not sure about others)
So is Georgia
Yup Staffords opening up Aug 31st. Thank God I graduated
Keep these coming, I learn more from this than the news and it leaves me feeling happy
I lost it at "Oh my god, you can literally get sick around the world..."
Can’t wait to go back to school next month. Being in the Epcot center is no fun without friends!
Florida is the epitome of the phrase "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
This is random but I love the part where DC says "Thank God". 😆
I absolutely love the “drop a deuce in a display toilet” reference.
Me wondering that Utah shows up in this one 👁👄👁
My favorite thing about the way you portray California is how sassy he is. We are absolutely that sassy.
"You can literally get sick around the world." That struck a nerve. My family went to Florida & brought COVID back with them. Yes they went to EPCOT. I didn't go for a few reasons, COVID being one of them. I hate my life.
I love the 2 videos a week! It's the best part of my week.
Ha, that dig on Florida's education is so accurate.
Florida is one crazy place and I now live in Florida! No one will ever be bored in Florida!🤣🤣🤪🤓🤠🤡🚀
My motto is "nothing is illegal unless you get caught"
I look forward to the inevitable coverage of governor McLeghorn’s disastrous press conference this morning about opening schools
Ben, I’ve been watching these videos for months and love them. But nobody in NY that is a Bills fan has that NY accent. Only the people in NYC area have that accent. Western New Yorkers have a nasally Great Lakes accent that we’re made fun of on its own. Talking from experience! 😂
People make so much fun of Florida for the right reasons lol but I’m glad we have a native like Ben showing that some Floridians know what’s going on.
I am so glad that you do these!! Thank you!
I was quoting Ronny to all my Trump supporter family members when he said that, and man were they pissed.
Found the DeSantis quote 3 years later! "If you can do Home Depot, if you can do Walmart, if you can do these things, we absolutely can do the schools."
I think you’re officially my favorite creator on TikTok and RUclips. Thanks for the laughs ✌️❤️
Man is really hard to make current events funny, and I have the utmost respect for your continued effort... somethin to look forward to every week👍
So my parents both love these videos as much as I do and we all watch the same day they’re uploaded. I’m the only one part of the notification gang tho so I’ll watch first, then a few hours later my mom will see it in her Facebook feed and I’ll hear her watch it. Then my dad comes home from work a couple hours later and I’ll hear him watch it in the living room.
So everytime a new video is uploaded I can expect to hear it play three times a day without fail. Thought it was kinda funny.
I love that your Desantis quote was almost seamless with the rest of your Florida-Speak! Truly he is a man of the worst of his people. I have been watching these the whole time and it is seriously the best part of quarantine and self-isolation.
okay the you can literally get sick around the world was a thinker but once I got it I bust out laughing.
‘California: “[Carry the one...]”’
I love that
I love the moments where Florida is like actually smart for just a moment
I’m so confused by the bills jersey and nyc accent. But as a bills fan I’m so glad you picked josh Allen.
3:42 shoutout to the “Eyesore of I-4”.
And yes, this is a painfully accurate representation of Florida as a state.
This is the most Florida has ever made sense and that’s what scares me
just found out half of my state belongs to the native americans. not the part i live in tho
5th episode running to which I responded aloud "God I wish this wasn't accurate"
"[Carry the one]" I died of laughter
Florida always makes me sad.... but so did that quote (oh, I got it...)
i just stayed up till 12:30 at night (early morning? its dark out) at least in palm beach (northern south florida), we’re tryna push back school for the end of august, early september; online school only until november where we start lettin certain grades in at a time... hope it sticks :P our govener is a reeeal piece of work
When Florida said remember when I dropped a duce in the display toilet I lost it 😂
I love how accurate this is😂❤️
Awwwww yes a shout out for St. Pete!
Still confused why people think preventing pregnancy is murder...
My brother please look at the UK for what socialized medicine leads to.
A dude got pulled off life support bc his doctors and the government decided he wasn't worth it anymore since he wouldn't ever fully recover. He died not long after. This is why people don't want socialized medicine. I don't want the government deciding arbitrarily whether I live or now.
Wait times are outrageous as well.
I have been a Floridian my whole life even though I moved here 5 years ago.
I do have to step in here to mention something. The longer wait times for healthcare isn't a myth. Canada ( the most frequent example for healthcare arguments) has a 12+ week wait time.
And medically necessary procedures have a median wait time of 27.4 weeks.
Is flordia the Australia of the us like how the uk sent people they didn’t like to australia is that what the other 49 do to flordia
Yes.
Yep.
i mean western Europe did that to America
dark1alucard you aren’t wrong.
i love how florida has so many political views i kinda represents how it is irl
Sadly I know which line is the direct quote. I wish I didn't.
(For those wondering, it's the line about "If you can do Wal-Mart, if you can do Home Depot, then you can do schools.")
As a Floridain the DeSantis is the Walmart/home depot statement.
Although personally I like DeSantis
Hey been I want to see D.C.'s reaction to the fact that in Oklahoma in the town of Paoli all the police quit and then they put it in the newspaper
THIS IS EVERYTHING!
Louie: remember when we went to home depot? Florida: and i dropped a deuce in the display toilet? Me* snort laughs so hard i scare me cat awake*
the finger guns tho 💀
You may have done Utah, try Idaho. We are rather... insane. Like, doomsday prepper is almost a legit career here.
I love your videos so much.
I liiiiiiiiiiive for these videos🤣💕
Binging all the state videos in order and just want to say I appreciate the shoutout to St. Pete!
3:02 When tf is Florida supposed to be sounding like New York.
You’re my favorite thing on the internet 😂😂
Texas is my spirit animal.
I agree with some things others not so much but it's still funny either way
Have I ever mentioned that I love Florida
I was so ready for CA to retort the "You've never had to commute on the I-4" with "And you've never had to commute on the I-405!"
Legit, 10 miles on that thing takes 40 minutes.
Been on both many times ... 405.. By. A. Lot.
Like, not even close.
Only thing crappy about 4, the construction lane changes and bumps.
Please keep making these they are my highlight
My only fear is that you'll make too many enemies being this political. I don't mind, but I don't wanna see your channel go under so soon after it's become big.
He got big because of the political content...
Social workers sent out to deal with the screaming naked guy in the intersection with the traffic cone on his head, uncapped syringes up his ass, swinging a live alligator by the tail at passing cars like a mace..."disturbing the peace," yeah, but in Florida, it's just Tuesday. =shrug=
Godspeed. 😏
Insider tip: buy stock in ConAgra, makers of Orville Redenbacher, because if you thought we were stupid about toilet paper, wait til we run low on popcorn! 🍿
My parents are getting the mayor of Ocala to start a march for the (actually) good police in town. :D
how much research do you do for these videos?
That's show biz baby * pew pew *
When FL makes intelligent and valid points......never lived there, is FL seriously like a stoner who is also part of MENSA?
Yes. Sincerely, a resident of Florida.
Yes. Born in Miami over here.
I wrote out a long description of how Florida really is. Then deleted it to respond this way: yes, it is. Except without the MENSA part.
For anyone wondering, yes, Texas is like this
Please do Connecticut
cows take FOREVER to get back
Too be fair, police are the only reason I'm not maxing out my cars speedometer everytime I drive to and from work.
California has never been so relatable