Little did Corny know, by applying human exercise and eating habits to the incompatible physiology of his own species, he had accidentally engineered the greatest public health crisis in Zarconian history
No more pain now. No more pain, I said. No more pain. Jim Cobb is laying on the airfield dead at this moment. I'm so proud of you. Zarcon is proud of you.
What else did you learn in the Zarconian Marines? How to conquer other planets and force their children to do exercises in order to prepare them for child labor in the Ununpentium mines of Zarcon?
I love these Capricorn tapes staring Richard Horvitz with the vision only Sean McNamara can deliver! So exclusive even IMDB doesn't list them. Capricorn is ad advanced being from an exoplanet. With his technologically advanced watch he can teleport through space and even time (as evident when the same day repeats itself in Stranger Dangers). With that true statement, we can logically deduct that he went back to Zarconia, became a Marine and then came back to Earth c. 1996 to produce a workout tape to train the new recruits of Zarconia (using Earth kids, because they are exotic). The concept of using an alien as a plot device to teach others about culture is extremely effective. Overall, these kids movies aren't that bad. They have an interesting plot, decent sets, makeup etc. It's better than 80% of the stuff produced at the time. I'd take Corny's workout over Sweating to the Oldies any day!
We need more of this guy in every show. He deserves a cameo in every hollywood film and radio broadcast. He should be our new leader. Let's all write him in in the 2024 election. Al Sharpton already has the 2020 fucking nailed
Invader Zim: The Lost Audition Tape
He does sound like him
@@sircasino614 It IS him.
@@stevem7192 and he's alpha from power rangers.
Latex makeup and aerobics... Just imagine the giant pockets of sweat trapped in spirit gum that must've burst during removal.
Big syrupy masses of salt, tears and BLOOD
The actor instantly died as the suit was the only thing keeping his body together
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787WTF 💀💀😭😭😭
Oh my, the Corny saga is deeper than I had expected. Glad he got himself out of Molestville.
Endocrom yeah, you'd think with the obscenely high rape rate around that area, people would start avoiding it.
Oh my god. Richard Steven Horvitz must have been desperate for work during the time this was filmed...
MusicOfAdam All he was doing at the time was alpha 5 on power rangers...
MusicOfAdam he must've owed somebody money...no no, someone must've forced him to do this at gunpoint
It's not even on his Wikipedia page...
No. This is a soul contract. Musta been bad.
Invader Zim reincarnated into a lower alien caste.
+Hannah Johansen The hellish Mike Myers laugh....
A "special" Nikto.
He can't even get a job on Jabba's party barge.
It's what happens when you get in the way of the Almighty Tallest and their S N A C K S!
Caste??? Is that a Homestuck reference!??!
(I'll leave now)
@@i_teleported_bread7404this is homestuck
"Imagine you're an egg-beater.
I like omelettes and I don't like unmixed eggs."
... 11/10. Shakespeare ain't got shit on this.
Billy, this is what happens when you ask Grim to turn you into a giant pink alien. Are you happy now?
ARE YOU HAPPY, BILLY!?!? ARE YOU!?
+Nick Kelley this is Billy's canon death.
Corny was in the Zarconian Marines, there are wars fought and aliens killed on Zarcon, Corny is a child soldier veteran of these wars.
Little did Corny know, by applying human exercise and eating habits to the incompatible physiology of his own species, he had accidentally engineered the greatest public health crisis in Zarconian history
Ironically, this is the kind of person Zim would absolutely despise.
Or the kind of person that would be on I.M.P's Hitlist.
@@fc43 man, we're just referencing all of Richard Horvitz' career, huh?
First Corny,
then Zim,
then Pox...
What is it with Richard Horowitz and aliens!?
Also, Alpha 5.
man these rough concepts for invader zim: enter the florpus are wild
It's like I always say:
Blood!
*BLOOD*
*B L O O D*
We're all ready to go! if Zarcon tells us we are to give our lives now, we're ready. i'm pretty sure all the rest of the children are with me.
"They're becoming a bunch of couch potatoes." They're turning into Gilbert Grape's mom.
OH MY GOD, IT'S BACK?!
Every time I look at these kids they look like they’re saying help me in their eyes or Can I go home now
He really reinvented himself after being raped by all those alienphile strangers. Good on him!
Tell them you're doing the pink flamingo they'll leave you alone
Especially if you're john waters
thats zims fucking voice actor
No more pain now. No more pain, I said. No more pain. Jim Cobb is laying on the airfield dead at this moment. I'm so proud of you. Zarcon is proud of you.
Oh look, another alien voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz.
"Zarcon is proud of you!" better be the official greeting of Zarcon.
"how we doing over here!
not so good?..."
gets me Everytime.
Richard Horowitz?! You’re better than this! You voiced the leader in Destroy All Humans! And more importantly, Daggett on Angry Beavers!
But what about Zim and Moxxie?
_ISN'T THAT THE ALIEN EVERYBODY TRIED MOLESTING?_
Is this what Billy grew up to be?
They can travel across the galaxy but they still use VHS?
Invader Zim with yokai watch?
feeling blue from seeing his failing father on TV, zolar's performance in a kid's film about extreme sports suffered greatly as a result.
Holy fuck, that's Richard Steven Horvitz.
Richard Horvitz realy did this?
how the hell is he so informed on earth's historical figures
he's the Zarconian equivalent of a furry
Something that I discovered last time I went to goodwill...
There's MORE of this stuff.
Holy shit, upload it please
Yeah they are made by some company called Capstone Entertainment
3:14 Those children seriously look like they are being held hostage.
So this is what all the children did on the Enterprise while avoiding Picard
#Corny2012
0:53 "And my name's 'Kony'"
I knew Curly Howard should've have taken that trip to Chernobyl
Is this a Scientology training video?
why does he sound like off brand Invader Zim?
EDIT: Oh, he's voiced by Richard Horvitz. He IS an offbrand Zim
What else did you learn in the Zarconian Marines? How to conquer other planets and force their children to do exercises in order to prepare them for child labor in the Ununpentium mines of Zarcon?
Why I'm here?! And why this weird alien sounds like Zim?!
He IS Zim. Richard Horvitz
Oh wow, Enter the Florpus lookin' great so far.
Invader zims early work was terrible
I love these Capricorn tapes staring Richard Horvitz with the vision only Sean McNamara can deliver! So exclusive even IMDB doesn't list them. Capricorn is ad advanced being from an exoplanet. With his technologically advanced watch he can teleport through space and even time (as evident when the same day repeats itself in Stranger Dangers). With that true statement, we can logically deduct that he went back to Zarconia, became a Marine and then came back to Earth c. 1996 to produce a workout tape to train the new recruits of Zarconia (using Earth kids, because they are exotic). The concept of using an alien as a plot device to teach others about culture is extremely effective. Overall, these kids movies aren't that bad. They have an interesting plot, decent sets, makeup etc. It's better than 80% of the stuff produced at the time. I'd take Corny's workout over Sweating to the Oldies any day!
Holy shit ! It's Dagget
I want Corny's sweater
Alternative Title: Scientology 4 Kidz!
plot twist: zarcon was a dream all along.
I love how these kids obviously hate Corny. 1:52
We need more of this guy in every show. He deserves a cameo in every hollywood film and radio broadcast.
He should be our new leader. Let's all write him in in the 2024 election. Al Sharpton already has the 2020 fucking nailed
Was there a pink flamingos reference in this?
1:52
Don't call it that, or somebody might start eating dog shit.
this is invader zim and razputin from psychonauts... my life is ruined
Spoilers: this videotape was how Zinyak's empire managed to capture a large part of the galaxy.
They sure do not care. That's for sure
The Invader Zim live action reboot isnt looking too great
Space Pirate Jazzercize
That's invader zim
I wonder in the future when they look back and say Jesus Christ was a superhero ? lol
That's totally a dude in an alien costume
You're gonna be buff
Very good.
Man Helluva Boss really fell off the design for Moxxie got super downgraded
So much for Loona's fat jokes though...
Oh my how embarrassing
Richard Horvitz, stick with voice acting
Are you game?
Hell no
The cringe is strong with this video.
Ayayayayay
Lil Xenu