LOL @ "What is this cheap box?!?" 🤣🤣🤣 Your commentary is absolutely hilarious, Uptick!! The Cubitus is scarier than the movie 'Seven'!!!..."What's in the box?!?...What's in the box???" HIDEOUS watch...
No matter how it looks, Petek simps will eat it up anyways. I for myself like the looks, but you're on point that it's too similar to the Nautilus. They should have at least thought up a novel bracelet
The green is over US $40,000. The platinum is over US $80,000. The “we need to make watches not just for millionaires” gag 😂😅. Like you said Cartier and GO are better for people who want a square watch.
Very good. Especially the name I’m not sure about. I know Cubitus means Elbow, but from my time working in a hospital I know Decubitus, so this is what first came to mind.
The blow of this unsavory design would have landed like cashmere had Patek at least created a "new" in-house square movement for the watch (but not even that).
Wow, i love this new Cupitus. A dream comes true. Specially fantastic for larger wrists. Personally, i hope not to wait for years. Congratulation to Patek. At the beginning i thought Mr. Stern himself commented the video😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
I agree. Design is very subjective. It's the laziness I am concerned about. I love patek. But if they did a new watch design with a shaped movement. No matter how "ugly" people will judge, it has more integrity and authenticity than this one.
Stern have created cubitus to try to steer away the Nautilus hype but indirectly increase the Nautilus hype.. The AD and grey dealer will forever be thankful to Stern
Hilarious commentary and bang on, this won’t making dollar at auctions 30 years from now…much like those 70’s monstrosities…and 85% of the watch world is sane…😂
Everything you said. 40+ grands for a 45mm square watch in steel, with a completely unimaginative design, waterproof to 30m, sporting a 27mm round movement with no internal angle and a power reserve of 45 hours. If Stern the Little wasn't taking himself so very seriously, I'd be thinking he was having a laugh.
Very funny narration. I'm curious about the one of the last lines you said in the video- do you think the Sterns are trying to sell the company to a conglomerate like Richemont?
The bond with LVMH seems strong at least. If the Arnaud kid doesn't turn LV into something that elevates a bit their fairly naff watch brand portfolio, why not?
@@mkyhou1160 if you say so. It’ll look nice evening flipped at 2/3 retail despite what you say I guess too. I think if they’d made it a few mil smaller it would be an absolute winner! I also think in 5 years it will be regarded as highly as the Aquanaut at least but who cares. Most of those hating have no owned a single watch at a level of Patek/ Lange/ VC etc.
I genuinely thought this was a joke... Even after seeing the write-ups and website I still can't actually believe it. Or unsee it. Halloween comes early. The utter banality of the concept... AND THE SIZE!!! The thing's the size of a Fifty Fathoms, except it will wear bigger, 'cos it's square... Oh my days... shock... Patek's 'Code' moment. They need a 36/37mm classic Calatrava, fast... I can only imagine the look of horror on my Patek AD's face when she saw this...
Many Pateks are trading below list prices in the secondary market, for good reasons. I think the Crapitus is gonna break new low relative to the list price. I will take the JLC Squadra, anytime.
i always find it funny that watch people shit all over luxury marketing not realize that they are part of the same community but hate on it because they realize that they will never be part of the target market that they are marketed to.
Had me cracking up the whole way 😂 would we call this the epitome of boardroom design? They get such bad group-think that they don’t realize it’s ugly and looks like an Apple Watch!
Great vid, hilarious, but I like it, and I like it better than a Nautilus, this has a more manly stance imo, the Nautilus a bit effeminate for me, but you made some very valid & entertaining points, agree on the movement especially.... 🍻
I found the information that Ben Clymer shared on Hodinkee about the conversation with the CEO shocking. Apparently, this was an attempt to distance the Nautilus from being the face of the brand, a way to attract new young customers to Patek, and very likely will help wind down the Aquanot. This doesn’t distance the brand from the Nautilus, introduces a Aquanot alternative that people don’t like, and moves the price point up another $15,000 for the entry level steel model in comparison to the Aquanot. (which is supposed to help attract a younger clientele). 😂 I can’t believe people actually want to buy this starting at $41,000 - it looks like a badly oversized and unrefined take on a Cartier Santos. I also love the honesty from Uptick. You build trust and credibility in drips and drops, and lose it in buckets with customers. This does put a blemish on the pedigree of the brand for me as well.
What can Ben, now literally a Patek salesman at Watches of Switzerland, say... I imagined he was holding his tongue so badly. And really, is Stern so out-of-touch that he would even believe in what he's selling here?
55 year watch enthusiast... I saw three versions of the Cubitus last night at the local PP boutique. It looks better than I originally thought. In my view, it remains far too large for most people. The case is thick, and in the chronograph version the dial is hopelessly unbalanced and busy. Not good. Nice try, Mr. Stern, your comments regarding potential clients will not be forgotten. Sadly, his words remind me of a person who was born with a platinum spoon in their mouth in terms of arrogance and looking down on other people. People who are self made do not act like this.
VERY amusing. My reaction and critical analysis was very similar to yours on first take… now, after soaking it upon line, I would like to see one and try it on but unlikely to re-mortgage my home and face divorce to buy one. Perhaps the next generation would pay off the loan?
The 45mm sizing is just wrong in my view. It s like Octo Bulgari! However I m sure when the hype starts kicking in, it d just be the next Nautalus mainly due to hype
@@UptickWatchReviews perhaps. But do me a favor and google “laureato 8010” The laureato I’m referring too is a neo-vintage beauty from 1995 that houses the first GP in-house calibre 3100. It’s a reference that only certain collectors know about. 🤫
i sort of dig it tbh, but 45mm sizing kills it....and yes- i know dimensions are not comparable to a rounded watch, but the pictures prove my point. the thing is massive! also- 30M water resistance is a sad JOKE!
Yea, its a really.....odd looking is being nice, ugly comes to mind. The GO's are smoking in comparison, a fraction of the money and you can actually buy one or a Cartier or or or.
Patek’s new slogan: “You never really wanted to own this Patek.”
If you want a nautilus then you must cubitus
@@BobbyDazzler888it’s like Pokémon if you want to buy the nautilus you must buy the cubitus (first stage ears not sprouted yet)
Was laughing the whole way through 😂
it looks like a fancy version of an early 80's Seiko or Citizen anadigi without the digital display
“Double down on the family heritage”😂😂
hilarious narration and on point analysis. this release makes me love my GO silver dial chrono even more.
This watch is identical to the Maen Manhattan. That watch was made to Homage a vintage Vacheron Constantin.That is what this watch is. A V.C. homage
Ah yes, it does remind me of that Maen!
This really made my evening 😂😂😂
LOL @ "What is this cheap box?!?" 🤣🤣🤣 Your commentary is absolutely hilarious, Uptick!! The Cubitus is scarier than the movie 'Seven'!!!..."What's in the box?!?...What's in the box???" HIDEOUS watch...
- I will stay with you for the rest of my life... wait, wait... what's this??? What is this... Crapitus?
This really is the most unimaginative thing they could have done. AP's code at least tried to be something new even thought it was a disaster.
No matter how it looks, Petek simps will eat it up anyways. I for myself like the looks, but you're on point that it's too similar to the Nautilus. They should have at least thought up a novel bracelet
Patel saw the Apple Watch and decided they wanted something similar…
Wake me up when they release a triangle watch
Honeycomb watch next year
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them!
Slapping popcorn into my face while enjoying what is probably the most entertaining watch review. Keep them coming!
Pateks new slogan : “ Be grateful to double down on family heritage” 😏
The green is over US $40,000. The platinum is over US $80,000. The “we need to make watches not just for millionaires” gag 😂😅. Like you said Cartier and GO are better for people who want a square watch.
Still makes a watch that costs more than you average car...
Very good. Especially the name I’m not sure about. I know Cubitus means Elbow, but from my time working in a hospital I know Decubitus, so this is what first came to mind.
The blow of this unsavory design would have landed like cashmere had Patek at least created a "new" in-house square movement for the watch (but not even that).
Hilarious 😂! Love you Uptick! Your voice overs and lip reading videos are legend you psycho!
Wow, i love this new Cupitus. A dream comes true. Specially fantastic for larger wrists. Personally, i hope not to wait for years. Congratulation to Patek.
At the beginning i thought Mr. Stern himself commented the video😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
As the saying goes....."If it aint broken,dont fix it"
What is quite funny about the "beautiful square watch part" is that the JLC Reverso and Cartier Santos and Tank were there the whole time.
yes, plus the Tag Monaco, the UN Quadrato and recently the Hublot Square Bang... most of them are nicer and smaller, too.
@@attilaboda9881 The Tag Heuer Monaco is a bit of a dream watch.
PP just won the trophy for the fugliest watch of 2024.
I give this the nickname "Cartieus"
At least PP gave us the best comments Sections in a Long time
How on earth did they think this was remotely a good idea
Epic video mate. I could feel your sorrow and horror
When Archieluxury asked Bear Clooney if he would trade in his green aquanut for the green cumulus, the Bear said NO.
Patek is determined to solve the "scarcity problem" by making watches no one wants to buy.
Wean us off the steel sports craze. Thank you Patek
Franchement j’ai éclaté de rire en écoutant vos commentaires de cette vidéo de promo, un grand merci !
Brilliant takedown on the masters of hype.
I'd never thought to see the day when people start clowning on PP but here we are. 😄
Very funny video. 👍
I agree. Design is very subjective. It's the laziness I am concerned about. I love patek. But if they did a new watch design with a shaped movement. No matter how "ugly" people will judge, it has more integrity and authenticity than this one.
Is it a new g-shock?
Stern have created cubitus to try to steer away the Nautilus hype but indirectly increase the Nautilus hype.. The AD and grey dealer will forever be thankful to Stern
It’s interesting to see PP copying the design language of G Shock, lol.
It's a stealth ad for the Glashutte 😂😂😂😂
Cartier will thank Petek for helping them to advertise Santos
I was thinking Bell and Ross
I had same thought
I think that’s your best video ever! So much sarcasm! 😂
Hilarious commentary and bang on, this won’t making dollar at auctions 30 years from now…much like those 70’s monstrosities…and 85% of the watch world is sane…😂
DECUBITUS
Patek ripped off MAEN lmao. Never thought I would see the day
lol. Love your narrative. Spot on. 😂
Your commentary was hilarious!!!
Don’t like square watches and now Patek confirmed I never will. I don’t want a patek anymore.
That was funny. And dead acurate. Cheers!
None of the actors in the comercial can afford a PP
Everything you said. 40+ grands for a 45mm square watch in steel, with a completely unimaginative design, waterproof to 30m, sporting a 27mm round movement with no internal angle and a power reserve of 45 hours. If Stern the Little wasn't taking himself so very seriously, I'd be thinking he was having a laugh.
"you have to be humbled by daddy's cash" 😂
Great take on the new release!
Great episode
Great take on this new watch.
What happens when you let your sons design a watch😂😂
Why is this soo expensive? Would you rather have a steel cube or a gold 6119 for $10k less...?
Very funny narration. I'm curious about the one of the last lines you said in the video- do you think the Sterns are trying to sell the company to a conglomerate like Richemont?
The bond with LVMH seems strong at least. If the Arnaud kid doesn't turn LV into something that elevates a bit their fairly naff watch brand portfolio, why not?
Enjoyed your commentary, I do agree there was a lack of imagination. Personally I do like the two tone version out of the bunch
omg an aquanaut? omg a nautilus? what is this cheap box... lol. this video absolutely made my night!
The most offensive element is the dimensions. 45mm! a coffee table on your wrist!
I like it! It’s a load of nonsense that it damages the brand heritage.
They will look decent next to Bell&Ross in department stores.
@@mkyhou1160 if you say so. It’ll look nice evening flipped at 2/3 retail despite what you say I guess too. I think if they’d made it a few mil smaller it would be an absolute winner! I also think in 5 years it will be regarded as highly as the Aquanaut at least but who cares. Most of those hating have no owned a single watch at a level of Patek/ Lange/ VC etc.
I genuinely thought this was a joke... Even after seeing the write-ups and website I still can't actually believe it. Or unsee it. Halloween comes early. The utter banality of the concept... AND THE SIZE!!! The thing's the size of a Fifty Fathoms, except it will wear bigger, 'cos it's square... Oh my days... shock... Patek's 'Code' moment. They need a 36/37mm classic Calatrava, fast... I can only imagine the look of horror on my Patek AD's face when she saw this...
Haha you had fun making this one 😂
Spoken from the heart
I'm quite disappointed. Maybe after I see it in-person? I agree, the movement should fit the case at this level.
Your commentary was excellent. Water resistance is terrible.
The 5212 was a good comparison. Same price as this time/date Quadrinot, and a much nicer piece.
Many Pateks are trading below list prices in the secondary market, for good reasons. I think the Crapitus is gonna break new low relative to the list price. I will take the JLC Squadra, anytime.
The sad thing about the leak... Patek will chalk up this failure as due to the leak, and not SQUARELY at this awful lazy rubbish.
i always find it funny that watch people shit all over luxury marketing not realize that they are part of the same community but hate on it because they realize that they will never be part of the target market that they are marketed to.
Had me cracking up the whole way 😂 would we call this the epitome of boardroom design? They get such bad group-think that they don’t realize it’s ugly and looks like an Apple Watch!
Patek banking on the Apple Watch success, thats actually the best explanation for this design
Great vid, hilarious, but I like it, and I like it better than a Nautilus, this has a more manly stance imo, the Nautilus a bit effeminate for me, but you made some very valid & entertaining points, agree on the movement especially.... 🍻
I found the information that Ben Clymer shared on Hodinkee about the conversation with the CEO shocking. Apparently, this was an attempt to distance the Nautilus from being the face of the brand, a way to attract new young customers to Patek, and very likely will help wind down the Aquanot. This doesn’t distance the brand from the Nautilus, introduces a Aquanot alternative that people don’t like, and moves the price point up another $15,000 for the entry level steel model in comparison to the Aquanot. (which is supposed to help attract a younger clientele). 😂 I can’t believe people actually want to buy this starting at $41,000 - it looks like a badly oversized and unrefined take on a Cartier Santos.
I also love the honesty from Uptick. You build trust and credibility in drips and drops, and lose it in buckets with customers. This does put a blemish on the pedigree of the brand for me as well.
What can Ben, now literally a Patek salesman at Watches of Switzerland, say... I imagined he was holding his tongue so badly. And really, is Stern so out-of-touch that he would even believe in what he's selling here?
55 year watch enthusiast... I saw three versions of the Cubitus last night at the local PP boutique. It looks better than I originally thought. In my view, it remains far too large for most people. The case is thick, and in the chronograph version the dial is hopelessly unbalanced and busy. Not good. Nice try, Mr. Stern, your comments regarding potential clients will not be forgotten. Sadly, his words remind me of a person who was born with a platinum spoon in their mouth in terms of arrogance and looking down on other people. People who are self made do not act like this.
I will be selling my entire watch collection and my car to buy this watch that I don't intend to own. I just want look after it for my son.
Watching from Denia, Spain 🇪🇸
Nice review! 😂
lol, love the commentary 👍🏻😂
The only one that sort of works is the platinum version of the strap with the complications.
On spot! This is a Patek Blip. Awful watch!
Let's celebrate an important millestone by buying an overpriced and less appealing Cartier Santos.... 😅😂😂
On 47th street in NY they will be happy to polish it down to a nautilus
Hey, that might be the best way to get a Nautilus indeed!
Well at least it’s not a Black Panther Nautilus
Comedy gold
All men’s wrist watches are direct decedents of the Cartier Santos. Nice to see Patek pay this homage to the Cartier Santos I guess…
Hilarious narration on the video!
VERY amusing. My reaction and critical analysis was very similar to yours on first take… now, after soaking it upon line, I would like to see one and try it on but unlikely to re-mortgage my home and face divorce to buy one. Perhaps the next generation would pay off the loan?
The 45mm sizing is just wrong in my view. It s like Octo Bulgari! However I m sure when the hype starts kicking in, it d just be the next Nautalus mainly due to hype
Well FMD! Watch market is phacking deyd! Cash out and invest to land and properties instead!
Ah mais voila enfin quelqu'un qui a la ref de Cubitus !!!! 😅🙏🏻
Pauvre Thierry ne devait pas avoir la chance de regarder les dessins animés le dimanche matin
Je me demandais tout ce temps comment c'est possible que personne ne connaît Cubitus ?!
😅 nice commentary
I’ll stick with my 36 mm GP laureato 8010
🤝
This release will do good for the Laureato. Is makes GP look like the premium brand
@@UptickWatchReviews perhaps. But do me a favor and google “laureato 8010”
The laureato I’m referring too is a neo-vintage beauty from 1995 that houses the first GP in-house calibre 3100. It’s a reference that only certain collectors know about.
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Why did they make this?
To make some more bucks
Gotta see and feel it first.
i like it, still wont get it cuz everyone wants it.
Very funny commentary...........!
i sort of dig it tbh, but 45mm sizing kills it....and yes- i know dimensions are not comparable to a rounded watch, but the pictures prove my point. the thing is massive! also- 30M water resistance is a sad JOKE!
There's a million ways you can make a nice square watch. They went the easiest way.
Patek's Squadra
I can’t decide if it’s an ugly Santos or nice Bell&Ross
Ok... But do you like it?
Oh yes. I love it. I'll have one of each and put a deposit down for the chronograph
Me the whole video: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yea, its a really.....odd looking is being nice, ugly comes to mind. The GO's are smoking in comparison, a fraction of the money and you can actually buy one or a Cartier or or or.
Shouldn't it be cubed ^3 ? 😂😂