Simpsons Histories - Hans Moleman

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  • Oh no, my brains.

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  • @gokinsmen
    @gokinsmen 6 лет назад +2979

    Hans Moleman reminds me of that Greek myth where a man wishes for immortality but forgets to ask for eternal youth. So he can't ever die, but he keeps on aging (and shrinking) forever.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 лет назад +86

      gokinsmen yeah, i member, and that's where crickets come from

    • @georgedoty-williams2085
      @georgedoty-williams2085 5 лет назад +152

      He didn't wish for it, his semi-goddess girlfriend begged Zeus for his loved one's immortality

    • @bloop5337
      @bloop5337 5 лет назад +44

      It’s the myth of Dawn and Tithonus :)

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 5 лет назад +58

      Yeah but he's only 31 years old

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 5 лет назад +14

      never heard of that myth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithonus

  • @chefexcellence322
    @chefexcellence322 6 лет назад +790

    My favourite bit is where Marge says "maybe I am crazy, I'm talking to myself"
    To which Moleman replies sadly that he thought he had made a friend.

  • @Koppens7
    @Koppens7 6 лет назад +672

    Let it be known that Moleman was indeed shouting; "Boo-urns"

    • @AyshKing
      @AyshKing 2 года назад

      Morb-ye Morb-ye! I was saying Boo-Urns
      Don't take the Mark of the Beast! (666)

  • @thenoponis1493
    @thenoponis1493 6 лет назад +1721

    "I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big."

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 лет назад +66

      He says seed bell! I always thought that he wanted a seatbelt and always wondered what the joke was.

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 4 года назад +51

      One of the most elegantly constructed jokes in the whole series

    • @Luboman411
      @Luboman411 3 года назад +21

      I always thought he said "sea bell," like a bell to scare off seagulls that trail fishing boats that are netting fish. I went online and found out what a "seed bell" is, which makes the joke even more funny. Seed bells are used to ATTRACT birds. LOL.

    • @Snotlingfondler
      @Snotlingfondler 3 года назад +4

      That's gotta be one fucking gigantic seedbell.

    • @lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541
      @lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541 3 года назад +2

      @@Luboman411 why would he want one? Wasn’t that scene where loads of crows were flying around?

  • @SonofMrPeanut
    @SonofMrPeanut 6 лет назад +1614

    In a way, everyone's a winner. But in another more accurate way, Hans Moleman is not the winner.

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +266

      Dang, I should have closed with that. So much better.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 4 года назад +24

      @@TheRealJims Don't beat yourself up for it.
      Please add accurate closed captions for all your videos

    • @miguelsalazar1059
      @miguelsalazar1059 3 года назад +9

      @@TheRealJims dont hans holeman yourself for it.

    • @literallymctonight3245
      @literallymctonight3245 3 года назад +3

      FUUUU-

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 3 года назад +3

      Moleman is the old guy we all want to be even if he is freaking great

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 6 лет назад +1436

    "Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?"
    "From this point on, no talking."

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 6 лет назад +125

      he ate my last meeeal!

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 6 лет назад +11

      Good times, good times.

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 5 лет назад +72

      If that's the worst thing what happens to you today consider yourself lucky

    • @skornthesnake6935
      @skornthesnake6935 5 лет назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Goddamn I miss 90s Simpsons

    • @ravagesoyjoy
      @ravagesoyjoy 5 лет назад +2

      Lol! I died!!!
      😂

  • @Dank455
    @Dank455 6 лет назад +827

    "You're reading the wine list, sir."
    "Very good."

    • @HarryIndeed
      @HarryIndeed 6 лет назад +6

      Danny Rea
      That's how I wish my first date goes

    • @FKP_1510
      @FKP_1510 4 года назад +1

      Yellow Q R Mailman

    • @imahecc585
      @imahecc585 3 года назад +1

      i just wonder how mailman got on there i have always wondered that

    • @DTheCritical
      @DTheCritical 3 года назад

      @@imahecc585 He probably misread something

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 5 лет назад +212

    I don't know why but I've always found this little dude so freakin endearing. He's just this weird little potato headed guy that goes about his business enjoying his life and....it's adorable. That're really the best way I can describe him. He's just adorable and I hate watching bad things happen to him.

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Год назад +8

      That's how I feel about Sideshow Mel, he's cute and I don't like seeing Krusty throw things at him and just generally mistreat him

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 Год назад +3

      @@EdnaK728 It's funny how you get attached to background characters, isn't it?

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Год назад +5

      @@kayleighbrown459 Mel is adorable and I'll always love him

    • @Razul632
      @Razul632 3 месяца назад

      Same I feel bad for Moleman

  • @gusbaker4u
    @gusbaker4u 6 лет назад +457

    As I'm getting older, I feel like everyday is just a journey towards becoming Hans Moleman myself...maybe that's why I like him so much. Hopefully I can look forward to a peaceful end, and not getting being killed by a rich guy who for some reason has a power drill in his desk drawer.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 6 лет назад +58

      "Oh no. my brains."

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 6 лет назад +37

      "...and not getting being killed by a rich guy who for some reason has a power drill in his desk drawer."
      I would like to say no, but sadly that's definitely a possibility.

    • @Shoe3003
      @Shoe3003 5 лет назад +12

      i'm going to get your lucky charms!

    • @pepe6666
      @pepe6666 3 года назад +1

      yeah hans moleman is kinda like an example of where not to end up in life. ya dont wanna be a lonely old person who has nobody etc. ..where nobody is gay for you etc

  • @beanie7042
    @beanie7042 5 лет назад +209

    "Dang blast it, isn't anyone in this cemetery dead?"
    "I didn't want to cause a fuss but now that you mention it..."

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 6 лет назад +550

    As a little kid, Moleman was my main reason to come back to the show. He just kept getting funnier and funnier, like when Moe has him locked in the floorboards, and his Gremlin car. I'm not gay for him, but I'm happy he exists.

    • @stuart0wen
      @stuart0wen 6 лет назад +75

      Nobody's gay for Moleman

    • @Jw-un8oh
      @Jw-un8oh 5 лет назад +17

      @@stuart0wen I am

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 5 лет назад +20

      "Im not fay for him but im happy he exists"
      Gay for moleman

    • @HumansFreshlyBorn
      @HumansFreshlyBorn 4 года назад +15

      Sounds like what somebody who’s gay for Moleman would say

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 3 года назад +8

      We’re all gay for Moleman deep down.

  • @randybreeze6329
    @randybreeze6329 6 лет назад +1461

    I Was Saying Boo-urns.

  • @Super_Mario128
    @Super_Mario128 6 лет назад +189

    A poem by Hans Moleman: I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me

  • @lillianmcgovern
    @lillianmcgovern 6 лет назад +564

    it's like kissing a peanut!

    • @Super_Mario128
      @Super_Mario128 6 лет назад +62

      I want that "thing" out of my house.

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 6 лет назад +54

      Cowabunga dudes!

    • @benullom2301
      @benullom2301 4 года назад +9

      Mommy, Daddy, Can I have a Moleman too?

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 4 года назад +8

      That line always makes me laugh

  • @javalavadingdong
    @javalavadingdong 4 года назад +80

    "You're certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun"
    *gets set in fire from his glasses focussing the sun's rays on his clothes*
    "Oh, rats"

  • @dacemuzik4ever
    @dacemuzik4ever 6 лет назад +414

    You took 10 minutes of my life and I want it back
    Oh! I'd just waste it anyways.

  • @chrislowe2793
    @chrislowe2793 4 года назад +91

    I love what he says when Apu closed the store for 5 minutes with him inside, “You stole five minutes of my life and I want them back...oh I’s probably waste the anyway..” The best death was the bubble thing in the cult episode when Marge is escaping. He;s just standing there for no reason .

    • @orlandoshaw9503
      @orlandoshaw9503 Год назад +2

      That Cult episode was a GREAT post "Golden Age" episode

  • @Scandal262
    @Scandal262 3 года назад +32

    Theres something really endearing about this older guy putting himself out there to do things he would usually be considered too old to do like going to rock concerts and entering cooking competitions. Good for him

  • @beniverson3777
    @beniverson3777 6 лет назад +107

    "moleman always seems game for trying new things" is surprisingly inspiring

  • @marcwhitlock5002
    @marcwhitlock5002 4 года назад +64

    My favorite Death was probably the Burns one. He just wanted a much needed push broom re-bristling and instead got a power drill into his forhead.

  • @ZombieFlanders
    @ZombieFlanders 6 лет назад +359

    That's right, Mr. Burns was actually shot by Hans Moleman.

  • @FryIronicMemeFace
    @FryIronicMemeFace 6 лет назад +312

    JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES

    • @ogspiritreal3785
      @ogspiritreal3785 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 3 года назад

      “Eating an orange is a lot like a good marriage” was a great line on its own honestly.

  • @BrynjaminButton
    @BrynjaminButton 6 лет назад +51

    Favorite line:
    “I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that’s too big.”

  • @6sKi6z6
    @6sKi6z6 6 лет назад +225

    I vote for Kirk Vanhouten. I too don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti dinners in one day.

    • @gocanuckurself1
      @gocanuckurself1 5 лет назад +21

      6sKi6z6 He sleeps in a race car, do you?

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 лет назад +15

      Johnny Canuck no i sleep in a bed with my wife

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +2

      LOL, Kirk is such a lovable loser

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 6 лет назад +217

    I'm dying to know more about Lenny's love for Classical Gas and Superintendent Chalmers' late wife and boyhood days in Utica, Queens, Mexico and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

    • @generalchaos6
      @generalchaos6 6 лет назад +9

      Josh I I’d like to know why superintendent chalmers sometimes wears a tutu and swings 2 black nunchucks around...seriously that’s apparently a thing he does, it’s one of his tasks in the simpsons tapped out called “breaking character”

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 6 лет назад +3

      general chaos
      It's from episode "To Surveil With Love".
      His line, "This used to be just a little part of me." suggests a past of strange behaviour.

    • @hippyandchicky
      @hippyandchicky 6 лет назад +2

      hahaha!

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 лет назад +1

      Josh I don't forget his college years at ball state

  • @Transmission_Rory
    @Transmission_Rory 6 лет назад +55

    My Simpsons history nominees:
    - Blue Haired Lawyer
    - Lindsey Nagle
    - Squeaky Voiced Teen
    - Dederich Tatum
    - Duffman
    - The "Yessss" Guy
    - Fat Tony

    • @pockettrumpeter
      @pockettrumpeter 6 лет назад

      These are all great shouts

    • @LosgehtsFCB
      @LosgehtsFCB 6 лет назад

      Who is Lindsey Nagle?

    • @BlueLightningSky
      @BlueLightningSky 6 лет назад +1

      When did they introduce the Yes guy? I feel like he's not early Simpsons but I'm sure he's not HD. In fact I don't even remember him in any HD eps or pre HD eps.

    • @macdre6392
      @macdre6392 6 лет назад +1

      BlueLightningSky mhhhhyes guy only lasted about 3 or 4 seasons I believe, somewhere around season 10, late 90s early 2000s, I do want a video on him too!

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 6 лет назад

      And Jay Sherman

  • @OwenLikesComics
    @OwenLikesComics 6 лет назад +163

    Good Moleman to you, Jims!

  • @TheRealJims
    @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +280

    Huh. So it turns out there *is* enough information to put together a history on someone like Hans Moleman...
    (This is the upside of covering a series with 600+ episodes.)

    • @greentree68
      @greentree68 6 лет назад +12

      Can you please do Simpsons Histories: Cletus Spuckler?

    • @morganwilliams5497
      @morganwilliams5497 6 лет назад +16

      TheRealJims I really think you should do a video on Apu, especially considering the recent controversies with the character.

    • @ste_the_humanps498
      @ste_the_humanps498 6 лет назад +5

      I think a Simpson’s history of Moe would be cool :)

    • @denardoellisjr
      @denardoellisjr 6 лет назад +8

      TheRealJims that's was very informative and well presented, now may I request Gil, the salesman lol that guy had it just as rough than Hans

    • @neutrallynonsensical3477
      @neutrallynonsensical3477 6 лет назад +4

      I think a Simpson's History on Mona Simpson would be good, I think she's a really interesting character

  • @MDK22420
    @MDK22420 4 года назад +23

    He even says "At least I'm out doing things" when he's attached to the grill of Burns vehicle from getting hit.

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 6 лет назад +21

    He truly is a hero. Whether he gets his brains drilled by Mister Burns or is set on fire, he's always back up the day after.
    He is a hero, and heroes never die.

  • @RobiticDuck
    @RobiticDuck 6 лет назад +207

    Hans is an underrated character. I vote Otto Man for Simpson's History. Go give the song Ballad of Hans Moleman by MC Lars a listen.

  • @jacobtaylor9722
    @jacobtaylor9722 3 года назад +38

    I love Hans
    He’s a mystery
    An oddity
    He’s like that leftover bit of a treehouse of horror that sneaks into regular episodes

  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 6 лет назад +94

    Hans is the best character!

  • @herpderpinson6117
    @herpderpinson6117 4 года назад +15

    “Hans Moleman has never downloaded a song in his life, so I’m not surprised the band feels [that he is a true fan]”
    I fucking died at that

  • @SabreLeonheart
    @SabreLeonheart 5 лет назад +25

    Homer: "My friends....stop!"
    *stuggling to hold flamming arrow*
    Moleman: "Please hurry.......!"

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 6 лет назад +154

    I'm surprised you didn't mention how in the episode "A Test Before Trying" we see his wife and kids at the hospital pulling the plug off him despite his objections, suggesting animosity in the family.
    This animosity is no doubt caused by Han's playboy lifestyle as he's seen routinely trying to score dates, has a possible gay lover and has Lunchlady Doris as his mistress.

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +53

      Hmmm, not sure how I missed that in my research... Thought I was being pretty thorough. There are too many Simpsons episodes.

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 6 лет назад +25

      TheRealJims
      No biggie, it doesn't really matter if you miss one Moleman joke in some random episode. Your video is still pretty good, no matter what.

  • @bskilla4892
    @bskilla4892 6 лет назад +21

    "If only this sugar were as sweet as you." Best. Line. Ever. Especially when you think about it.

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 Год назад +8

    Can we appreciate that Hans Moleman and Red Barclay have two things in common: They regularly drive trucks and their "deaths" can be in part blamed on Homer (well, some of Moleman's deaths can)

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Год назад +3

      "He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had..."

  • @samdulledge1365
    @samdulledge1365 6 лет назад +10

    You took 10 minutes of my life and I want them back!
    Oh, I'd only waste them anyway..

  • @BadMouseProductions
    @BadMouseProductions 6 лет назад +175

    Misread this and though it was 'Simpsons Mysteries'. And I was like, yeah that makes sense. How does he keep on living? Are there more of him?

    • @adamled99
      @adamled99 6 лет назад +12

      BadMouseProductions A wild commie appears.

    • @tigorelloensil3676
      @tigorelloensil3676 6 лет назад +8

      I imagine it's something to do with the Fortress of the Moles.

    • @firstcooommment3675
      @firstcooommment3675 5 лет назад +8

      BadMouseProductions
      Dude's revealed to be 31. The questions keep on piling.

    • @tophatproductions3031
      @tophatproductions3031 5 лет назад +2

      Communist. Shoot it.

  • @AfroNinja360
    @AfroNinja360 6 лет назад +22

    So would that make Hans Moleman the Forrest Gump of the Simpsons universe?

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega 6 лет назад +20

    My favorite Moleman moment and death is from Treehouse of Horror IV, where Otto runs him off the road. I think the next one should be Ned Flanders, since he is the trope namer for Flanderization.

  • @TheSBleeder
    @TheSBleeder 4 года назад +4

    I recently re-watched "Homer's Triple Bypass" from Season 4.
    Hans was driving a truck towing the birthplace of Edgar Allen Poe.
    I had never picked up on the reference to Poe's story "The Telltale Heart" until then.

  • @berserkasaurusrex4233
    @berserkasaurusrex4233 Год назад +5

    The Moleman/Mole People joke works a lot better if you've watched enough MST3K to actually recognize the reference. They've even put in the Ishtar symbol in the background, and all the weird hats. 'Sides, I love the delivery of his "Except that." line.

  • @theeducatedfool
    @theeducatedfool 6 лет назад +24

    Your favorite Hans Molement

  • @tigorelloensil3676
    @tigorelloensil3676 6 лет назад +4

    I think you're right about Hans Moleman's comedy efficiency index.
    Every image you've put in this episode I just had to pause, because with every scene Moleman's in, I laugh hysterically just thinking about it. In particular the Lisa on Ice bit, where he falls down the stairs, and in Treehouse of Horror 4 where his car blows up.
    Hans Moleman is one of the funniest characters in all of media.

  • @sccrash420
    @sccrash420 6 лет назад +5

    This is one of the best videos you have made. Wow. I had a nostalgic smile throughout the entire piece.

  • @pjgathergood6987
    @pjgathergood6987 6 лет назад +10

    "Oh my God, they killed Moleman. You b--tards!" Hans Moleman is actually one of those characters that (in the earlier, Golden seasons at least) it's actually easy to forget he's a character, as he appears irregularly, and as mentioned in the video, always has little if no relation to the plot.
    Regarding the comments of 8:55 I totally agree, I think the key to making some characters work and continue to work, is to actually not give too much away - which may even be broken down into the whole Golden/post-Golden era thing, as many second (or even third)-tier characters became too overexposed and almost started to feel like lazy gags sometimes other than anything funny and worthwhile when the appeared. I haven't seen anything after about s13, but if they're still mostly sticking with that with Hans then I'm glad. Other once great random/surreal appearance characters (I point to Ralph Wiggum) actually got too spoiled when they started over-using them in rather cliched appearances which didn't often end up that great anyway.
    Hans Moleman in a way is kinda like Mr. Magoo, confused as to the world around him but loveable that he carries on and still has a go anyway (and seems content with that). BTW is it me or does Hans' eyesight seem to vary with different appearances over time? Maybe he got his eyes lasered right about the time his skin changed colour. :)
    BTW Jims and idea for a Histories, or actually just as a whatever video - Was Bart ever really that naughty? When the Simpsons came out there was the huge outcry about the bad example he set (which they played upon with the famous "Underachiever and Proud of it" merchandise), and in those early couple of seasons he certainly did seem more rebellious that the mischievous but generally non-threatening little scamp he became by seasons 3/4 or so. Was it just the outcry of the time; and moreso because it was a cartoon which "is for kids"? Have we become desensitised with truly horrible kids in 'South Park' 'Family Guy', etc. Or was Bart once actually really a terrible kid? :)

  • @GeriatricFan1963
    @GeriatricFan1963 6 лет назад +34

    "Oh no, my brains..."

  • @anter176
    @anter176 2 года назад +2

    He got his whole own Simpsons Histories episode how is that not a win?

  • @milosnikic4803
    @milosnikic4803 6 лет назад +44

    Simpsons Histories - Sideshow Mel

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah! I want to know about how he was a prolific actor in the theatre to then end as Krusty's punching bag.

  • @nickrustyson8124
    @nickrustyson8124 6 лет назад +1

    Anotherthing about Moeman's personality is love for Automobiles, the man have been seen driving all kinda of cars he owned a AMC Gremlin, a AMC Pacer Wagon, a 1981 Buick Regal, a Freightliner FLB, and many more.

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +1

      You know your vehicle makes way better than me. In Season 30, they will reveal Moleman is a secret millionaire with a giant collection of cars.

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 6 лет назад +1

      I can see the collector of cars, but millionaire? You can buy most of those cars on Craigslist for $2,000. Except for the Freightliner, that will cost you about $10,000. He also owned that green 1964-66 Ford F100 in that Metallica scene you showed us, and a pink 1959 Cadillac Eldorado.

  • @ipitythefoolalouette
    @ipitythefoolalouette 5 лет назад +5

    In season 1 "The Telltale Head" during the cloudtalk scene, the cloud shaped like a man stabbed in his back reminds me a lot of Hans Moleman... vaguely the shape and the fact that he is getting killed despite not even being a human

    • @Strovex.
      @Strovex. 4 года назад

      That's crazy! I didn't even realise that he hasn't appeared before this

  • @4realGTFOH
    @4realGTFOH 3 года назад +2

    He's lowkey my favorite Simpsons character. I always get excited when he shows up

  • @retro6416
    @retro6416 6 лет назад +56

    Once again I would like the next episode to be about Groundskeeper Willie.

  • @napoleoncomplex2712
    @napoleoncomplex2712 4 года назад +2

    This enhanced rather than detracted from my enjoyment of the character. :)
    Best death has to be a toss up between a high Mr Burns drilling Moleman's brains to get his 'lucky charms' and mistaking a pack of hungry wolves for rescue dogs after firing off his last flare (which was mistaken by the town as a beautiful shining star).

  • @evan-qq6qd
    @evan-qq6qd 4 года назад +4

    Hans Molemen isn’t a kindly old gentleman, he’s only thirty-one

  • @smoke2351
    @smoke2351 5 лет назад +2

    Usually he's the most unfortunate character, sometimes he comes out on top. Sometimes you can relate with him and other times (every time) you laugh. Hans Moleman may be one of the most obscure characters in the show but he's the most memorable. There's just something about that character. Hands down my favorite character in the show

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 5 лет назад +5

    Hans Moleman is immortal.... 'Nuff said.

  • @maxordman4100
    @maxordman4100 Год назад +1

    Another terrific history video! Hans is a fantastic character and he definitely doesn’t need a spotlight story. He makes for plenty of good one-off gags. I personally am a big fan of the Knife scene. That makes me laugh every single time I see it!

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 лет назад +3

    Fun fact: He owns two classic cars. One being a 1960's Cadillac convertible that he crashed into the top-side of a restaurant owned by celebrities and the other is a 1970's AMC Gremlin that blows up after nearly crashing into a tree.

  • @deskish3930
    @deskish3930 3 года назад +2

    considering that opening scene in "Walking big and tall" contradicts a lot of things (to name a few, homer and ned appears the same age, even though ned is supposed to be in his fifties, krusty and his father are seen together even though herschel disowned his son) we can consider it not canon.
    (but we can probably discount the 30 years old thing as well since that has been contradicted many times by now as well)

  • @Pixelartshop
    @Pixelartshop 6 лет назад +58

    If only this sugar were as sweet as your videos, sir. Hans is a fantastic side character. Definitely worth a closer look.
    I always wondered about his skin tone changing so much. Any idea what's up with that?

    • @i.m.evilhomer5084
      @i.m.evilhomer5084 6 лет назад +15

      Pixel Art Shop
      He was originally just a one-time character, so they probably didn't have a set skin colour for him until he became more of a recurring character.

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +19

      When I was watching the video back, I wondered why I didn't comment on that, since it is so obvious when looking at the images. Yeah, I would guess they just didn't know what to do with the model sheet, with the whole "mole man" joke going around. It could play into people's theories that maybe there are a bunch of Molemans...

    • @Pixelartshop
      @Pixelartshop 6 лет назад +12

      Ah yes, in "Homer's Odyssey." Matt Groening claims that Smithers was always intended to be white (er...yellow) but they miscolored him by mistake and didn't have the money to fix it. This was corrected in the next episode. Fun fact: in "Blood Fued" Smithers originally had a line that said "Just leave me enough to get home to my wife and kids" but it was cut for time.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 6 лет назад +2

      TheRealJims Perhaps each change of skin tones is due to drinking and getting hit with a football. A combination of those can change anybody.

    • @bonjoev2781
      @bonjoev2781 6 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure I remember seeing an interview with Matt Groening saying it was because they animated it overseas and they were in such a rush in the early seasons. If you look at the older shows smithers was darker also.

  • @LeftHans2God
    @LeftHans2God 4 года назад +1

    Oh, wow. This was sweet of you to make.

  • @andreiblue27
    @andreiblue27 3 года назад +5

    0:03 old? He's 31!

  • @Koisheep
    @Koisheep 5 лет назад

    I have a soft spot for this guy PRECISELY because he's never been in the spotlight and I think he deserves it the most

    • @Koisheep
      @Koisheep 5 лет назад

      After all the pain he's gone through

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 6 лет назад +7

    This is one character who I never thought would get a History video. I guess I was wrong!

  • @WS-gw5ms
    @WS-gw5ms 6 лет назад +1

    Hans is now my new favorite character. Thank you.

  • @ShadowBlazer3000
    @ShadowBlazer3000 5 лет назад +5

    That's not my uncle and this man's not dead!
    That's what I've been trying to tell them!

  • @benpopalisky1168
    @benpopalisky1168 10 месяцев назад

    Thanks for this video on the greatest Simpsons character ever.

  • @richkee2024
    @richkee2024 6 лет назад +6

    While it will mean having to address some recent controversy, I'd like to see an episode on Apu and your thoughts on whether his eventual development and many positive traits make his stereotypical origin more forgivable. Plus he's one of the few characters to really grow over time, carry his own episodes and represent an entire culture (however stereotypically) so he deserves an episode.

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +6

      I had previously stated I was a little afraid to tackle Apu, given his what a heated topic it was, but I am kind of walking that stance back. This video series isn't necessarily about just the discussion/analysis at the end, and at least going through all of his appearances and history would have value. The ending will be the most challenging part to write, since I am no sociology expert (or novice, really).
      It would be a really big project, though, since he is such a major character. But I think Apu is probably inevitable for this video series at some point.

    • @richkee2024
      @richkee2024 6 лет назад +2

      They are both racist. An uglier stereotype doesn't make a more flattering stereotype less stereotyped. It's like if I said "isn't a flambouyant, bitchy gay man less offensive than a burly moustache-and-leather rapist?" Both are very limiting.
      The solution to Apu was actually fairly simple: hire at least one Indian writer, recast Apu (or have Hank tone down the accent), and write his dialogue the way they would for a white character. Maybe make an episode in which he has an opportunity for promotion to a better job, but struggles to be taken seriously by the Kwik-E-Mart head office? That could be a good episode. Evolve him, don't get rid of him, and don't insult the audience.
      The solution they came up with instead was to have Lisa, the character least likely to tolerate racism, look at the audience and say "what can you do?" This is the antithesis of both her character and of their role as writers aiming to depict a version of 21st century America. It was maybe the creative lowpoint of the entire series.
      Apu may appear relatively inoffensive because he's always shown as a kind and intelligent pillar of the community, but the reason he was chosen for that documentary is that he is still the most famous Indian-American character in any medium, despite being played by (and written for) by white people.
      I hate to say it, but Apu is the Indian equivalent of an Uncle Tom or Mammy character. Those also lingered for a lot longer than they should, and contemporary white people couldn't see how they were a problem, especially if they grew up with those characters. It's a hard thing to accept, but we can't keep doing the same immigrant stereotypes three decades later, and making excuses for that because we thought it was all in good fun at the time.

    • @NormanMStewart
      @NormanMStewart 6 лет назад +3

      Sure, but that's one hell of a straw man argument. Apu and Uncle Tom are not at all comparable. But I see where you are coming from. If Apu is such a problem that you compare him to Uncle Tom of all people, then why wasn't there significant controversy following his first appearances on the show? I'm pretty sure Indian-American communities still existed back then. And no, they didn't grow up with it to hate. You are part of the problem. You are creating an issue out of perceived confirmation bias.
      Now, on to the argument that his accent is exaggerated. Well, it kind of is. But it isn't that offensive. I've had some Indian friends back when I was in the Emirates whose voices and inflections were somewhat similar to that of Apu. Yes, I know, saying that I had Indian friends makes me look like a racist doofus in your eyes, but I can assure you, they had it. It's part of a spectrum, but it exists.
      Now, the argument that he was voiced and written by white people. (Oy vey) What kind of a problem do you have with that? Did they hire them because they were talented or because they were white? This isn't the "Chinamen era" anymore (wherein white actors portrayed Asians in a _legitimately_ offensive manner). If Hank can portray Apu with a stereotypical Indian accent that is based in reality, then I'd say he's certainly great at it. The "white man's job" argument is really irrelevant, now that I think about it. It doesn't really matter. If Apu was written in a racist manner, I'm pretty sure that it would have been called out on back when the show was in its heyday. Have you seen any protests that remind you of the Haitian-American protests against GTA Vice City? Not that I know of. The concept of impersonating people of other races is subjective and I can understand your concern, but it's really filler. Recasting him will create more of a problem than a solution, which is why political correctness is seen as a threat by many. If you want to hire an Indian writer for Apu, then may I suggest hiring a Scottish writer for Willie, a German-Austrian writer for McBain, a child writer for the kids, a fat father for Homer, a WWII veteran for Grampa, a Vietnam veteran for Skinner, a black writer for Carl, a female writer for, well, take a guess, and so on and so forth? I'm pretty sure many of them already got it covered. And this is an American show. Deal with it. You can't throw Hank Azaria in jail for doing something that nearly all comedians do. I get the feeling that you might be calling Robin Williams racist for his Gandhi impersonation by proxy.
      To quote KnowingBetter, "When you exaggerate everything, you diminish everything. When everything is the worst thing in the world, nothing is."
      Also, we have already seen his struggles with his job. He does his job really well, given the circumstances.
      "Evolve him, don't get rid of him, and don't insult the audience". One, he's already evolved and developed. If you have a problem with Apu in this regard, then many might get the feeling that you haven't actually watched the show and Apu-centric episodes in general. Two, thank you for not suggesting to remove him and three, the fact that you thought that Apu was in any way insulting the audience is legitimately insulting to the audience themselves, especially those who have actually watched the episodes where Apu was the main focus of the story. Especially "Homer and Apu" and "Much Apu About Nothing".
      Now to the argument that Apu wouldn't fit in 21st-century America. First of all, it's like saying Lenny and Carl wouldn't fit in 1970s America. It makes no sense in any regard. It's rather subjective. If you have a problem with non-threatening stereotypes, then may I suggest not watching the show and watching comedy with no substance? That is what you would get if comedy wasn't built on stuff like this. There is a difference between a character with stereotypical traits and a character who _is_ a stereotype. If one couldn't differentiate between these two, then he/she has no business in comedy. We laugh at Apu for his jokes and the scenarios he was involved in, not for the traits that he possesses. Only dumb people will take an issue of not being able to differentiate between cartoons and real-life. If "Apu" is used as a racial slur, it's the problem of those who use it, not the character himself. The idiots are the idiots.
      "It was maybe the creative lowpoint of the entire series". We already had that and it was nothing related to Apu and the staff's response. Ironically, in the same response, it shows the problems of toning down stories to fit the PC narrative, thereby making them less engaging and more tiresome. If the character was already evolved with nothing to "offend" anyone, it mean that he/she is no longer worth rooting for. You might as well have said, "Nuance? What's that?" while you're at it.
      No, he's not written for white people. He's written for us to see his perspectives and antics. Once again, it's the scenario that we laugh at, not the character (unless he does something stupid like Homer). Hank Azaria is not a bigoted asshole. Even he shared a story in which he received praise for his work on Apu from an Indian. Nor are the writers. Nor are the characters written by said writers. Sure, there are some jokes from the show that have not aged well, but Apu is certainly not one of them. The only people who are offended by Apu are people who have no idea how the world works. Just deal with it.
      Thank you, come again.
      Arguer's fault: False analogies, shortsightedness, confirmation bias, ignorance, misplaced contempt and the straw man fallacy.

    • @richkee2024
      @richkee2024 6 лет назад

      I'm a lifelong fan and I have seen every golden-age episode many times. The arguments I'm making are based on what I have heard from Hari Kondabolu in both his documentary and the interviews and panels surrounding it. The blackface comparison was made by him, including in discussion with Whoopi Goldberg. As neither an Indian-American nor an African-American (or even an American, I'm from the UK where the same Indian stereotypes exist and are similarly damaging) I chose to hear them out and absorb what they had to say, rather than lecture them about their sensitivity. They had enough conviction on the subject to produce an elaborate documentary. Clearly this matters to them. The reason you didn't hear anyone kick up a fuss 30 years ago is simple: who was going to say it? Who was going to report on it? The people interviewed in the documentary were mostly kids at the time The Simpsons debuted, and nobody asked the Indian community how they felt or invited them to a platform to discuss it. Apathy from 30 years ago doesn't excuse apathy now.
      The problem with Apu is not that Apu is in and of himself a hateful character, or even a particularly insulting one. He's clearly a smart, nuanced character the creators and audience love deeply. The problem is that The Simpsons has been around for 30 years uninterrupted (an unprecedented run) and Apu is still the first Indian character most people think of. Actual Indians are expected to play the same stereotypes being exploited by white people for Apu. It's easy being offended by blackface characters, but there's more subtlety to understanding why the black actors of the 1930s were also giving performances which are now seen as problematic. "Master of None", Aziz Ansari's show on Netflix, has a whole episode dedicated to what Indian-American actors have to put up with when trying to land serious roles, and it came out before The Problem with Apu. It's taken until the last few years for a show which would satirise that problem to even exist.
      There are now several high profile Indian-Americans who get comedic leads or supporting roles, but the number of chances to tell their own stories is still limited and the roles written specifically for them are usually mired in stereotypes from a different era. I suggested adding an Indian writer to The Simpsons to expand the observational element of Apu and his family and integrate real experiences. They should have a diverse team in general; add more women (I know they've had a handful of female writers, but always the minority), more black voices, maybe a Japanese writer now that they've got a recurring Japanese character... The Simpsons could do with resuscitation in general, because the same tired stereotypes are the foundation of every character's jokes at this point and it's long gone stale. Don't worry about adding a fat father - I think that's most of the writers they've got. The Simpsons is at its best when it reflects America, but right now they are falling short in that regard, and episodes which try to cover contemporary subject matter (especially technology) are usually pretty cringeworthy. They have an opportunity to do something interesting, and instead they crammed a shitty "what can you do?" into an already shitty episode. They made the whole situation even worse by dismissing Hari's points entirely, rather than taking him up on his many invitations to discuss an issue which we need to get past in order for comedy to grow.

    • @sabahussain8712
      @sabahussain8712 6 лет назад +2

      If they hired at least one Indian writer, write him like they would write for a "White" character and have Hank Azaria "tone" down the accent, would they have anymore more creative license to write anything?
      I read your entire comment and i'm sorry but being offended by something like this and thinking the solution is to just hire someone Indian and write him like someone who is White or American is just....stupid.
      When the writers write for a character or story, they should write or express themselves free of any conviction of any sort. Putting this sort of metaphorical leash on them, per say, where they would have to write for such character this way or that way, not to offend anybody, not to hurt anybodies' sentiments, to appeal to a certain demographic of some sorts is just hindering the writers creativity in a big way and sort of forcing them to stint their creativity in a way.This may indirectly cause a negative effect too, making some people think that certain groups of people can't "take a joke" or are "too sensitive" to stereotypes. Mind you, i'm not supporting stereotyping or generalizing or racism in any way or another, but just going out of someone's creative vision to hire actors or writers of a certain group or ethnicity just to be considered "politically correct" in the public sphere may unfortunately end up creating more inbred racism and division in society rather than acceptance or tolerance as people wouldn't be even able to say what they think or feel just in fear of being ostricized for their views.
      Hope you understand my point of view, my man.
      P.S - In case you're wondering, i myself am South Asian and still live here... i think i know a little bit about people like us being stereotyped by the white man more than *some* people.

  • @Guyinthehat
    @Guyinthehat 3 года назад

    you took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back. Who am I kidding I would waste them anyway

  • @darkestlost
    @darkestlost 4 года назад +4

    I can hear the Zelda's song in the background

  • @Smallshock
    @Smallshock 2 года назад

    You took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back

  • @Accrovideogames
    @Accrovideogames Год назад +4

    I actually want him to star in a Treehouse of Horror segment in which he has had enough and goes on a rampage murdering everyone in very comedic and creative ways.

  • @dylanmcartoonell1536
    @dylanmcartoonell1536 6 лет назад +4

    Favorite moment: "This is a knife! Uh-oh, down I go!"Favorite death: "Oh no, my brains!"

  • @dangerouslytalented
    @dangerouslytalented 6 лет назад +3

    He did win the academy award with “man getting hit by football”, although he lost the starring role to George C Scott. But he was still the lead writer/ producer/director

  • @dollofshadows1703
    @dollofshadows1703 7 месяцев назад +1

    lmao, he's like an elderly Millhouse. I had to RUclips "Hans Moleman inspiration" just because he's such a strange character. That moment where Homer runs him off the road is just comic gold. 🤣

  • @liambiniares3182
    @liambiniares3182 6 лет назад +4

    In the episode "Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"there was that one moment in the episode where the jumbotron focuses on Hans Moleman revealing he has a wife.

  • @ameanasaur
    @ameanasaur 4 года назад +1

    Pound for pound, Hans is the funniest character on the show pre season 12. He rarely says anything but everything he says is hilarious whether by context or content.

  • @b.m.933
    @b.m.933 3 года назад +3

    Hans Moleman actually has been happy a few times. For example, in the episode “Burns's Heir", he gets adopted by the Simpsons family after being confused with Bart, and Homer seems to really like him.

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 3 года назад +1

      Yes but then he is abandonned by them once they learn he is not their son

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 3 года назад +2

      @@rupertperiwinkle4477 Eventually I guess so.

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 3 года назад +1

      @@rupertperiwinkle4477 And we never know that they abandoned him because the episode never tells us what happened to him.

    • @rupertperiwinkle4477
      @rupertperiwinkle4477 3 года назад

      @@b.m.933 well he doesnt get to live in the simpsons home lol Poor Hans

    • @b.m.933
      @b.m.933 3 года назад +1

      @@rupertperiwinkle4477 Hans does live in the retirement home though. The effects may have worn off after a while. The Simpsons seems to have unclear continuity.

  • @bluebowser3121
    @bluebowser3121 2 года назад +1

    The scene with hans moleman in the morgue traumatized me as a kid. I was terrified of that happening to me.

  • @ManUnitedFan2000
    @ManUnitedFan2000 6 лет назад +12

    Do police chief Wiggum. That would be fun.

  • @harold5337
    @harold5337 3 года назад +1

    My theory is Hans Moleman is actually 31 years old, and when you see Moleman in the Retirement Home as well as with the elderly residents, it is actually Ralph Melish who could possibly be Molemans father. Hans Moleman is a illegitimate child.

  • @poochietherockendog4954
    @poochietherockendog4954 6 лет назад +7

    I would love to see a Simpsons Histories on Smithers

  • @hartshornguy
    @hartshornguy 6 лет назад +2

    Yay he took my suggestion from awhile ago. Excellent video as always

    • @TheRealJims
      @TheRealJims  6 лет назад +2

      You got so many thumbs-ups, I was like, "Oh no, now I have to actually figure out how to tackle Hans Moleman." Who knew he was such a deep character?

  • @OGoregen
    @OGoregen 6 лет назад +5

    "Hans Moleman is the man."

  • @saintakins187
    @saintakins187 3 года назад +1

    Basically you could be having a bad day, & this fictional character in The Simpsons would cheer you up in a unique way that a therapist can explain.

  • @LuckoDaStars
    @LuckoDaStars 6 лет назад +7

    Well if this is the case, what about old Gill

  • @joewaltz2709
    @joewaltz2709 3 года назад

    I enjoy plugging Moleman quotes into real life. I hurt my back at work and couldn’t stand up, during a controlled fall I exclaimed “down I go”. Was in great pain but still got a laugh.

  • @souparmsbarraza7206
    @souparmsbarraza7206 4 года назад +4

    Do you still have all those screencaps of Hans Moleman? i can't imagine having a better folder than that.

  • @loge7358
    @loge7358 3 года назад +1

    You know Hans Moleman is great when you are cracking up just remembering his scenes.

  • @dagmus
    @dagmus 6 лет назад +7

    if only the sugar were as sweet as you TheRealJims

  • @BonnieFluff
    @BonnieFluff Год назад +1

    My favourite Moleman death (that you didn't list) is the Prison one. The idea that he committed some grave enough crime for the local county jail to execute him is fascinating to me.
    My favourite moment where he's the main focus (because if it wasn't, it'd easily be the way Abe says JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES) is him with the knife, how intimidating he is before he keels over like a statue.

  • @Clouditivity
    @Clouditivity 6 лет назад +6

    Loving that Animal Crossing music 😍

  • @DG_Haus
    @DG_Haus 4 года назад +1

    The birdseed bell bit, the cult bubble, him being pushed back into the morgue cabinet and him teaching the orange eating class. I've probably missed a few but I love Hans

  • @thegameoverclub
    @thegameoverclub 6 лет назад +10

    I vote for Barney Gumble!

  • @EmilyCorradino
    @EmilyCorradino Год назад +1

    I want an episode called "Hans Moleman Wins" where people are just nice to him and nothing goes wrong for him.

  • @bdfgdfghdfhgfitdfyutdtydry
    @bdfgdfghdfhgfitdfyutdtydry 6 лет назад +4

    My spirit animal

  • @stephensmith7327
    @stephensmith7327 5 лет назад +2

    I like the King of the Molemen joke, in that he’s finally in a position of power and is still pushed down by fate