How radioactive is uranium glass?

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @misusatriyo
    @misusatriyo 3 года назад +78924

    If a geiger counter beep doesn't make you anxious, wait til it whistles in high pitch.

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler 3 года назад +2789

      Pure uranium go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

    • @lordofcups78
      @lordofcups78 3 года назад +1292

      I’ve heard that shit scaring as hell

    • @relic206
      @relic206 3 года назад +672

      Metro and new Vegas made me afraid

    • @last-genrichtofen9360
      @last-genrichtofen9360 3 года назад +251

      @@relic206 really though, those things gave me goosebumps.

    • @lemonringo566
      @lemonringo566 3 года назад +307

      Watching HBO's Chernobyl gave me so much anxiety..

  • @JohnsRoses
    @JohnsRoses 3 года назад +17773

    This glass is mostly harmless. You only need to worry when you get pure uranium samples. LIKE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 3 года назад +119

      Im getting suskuno vibes from this one

    • @Shiestyy21
      @Shiestyy21 3 года назад +122

      He want that extra testicle man,cmon let him mutate a lil

    • @pratyakshyt
      @pratyakshyt 3 года назад +14

      @@Shiestyy21 😹😹

    • @ashutoshsaini4899
      @ashutoshsaini4899 3 года назад +34

      @@Shiestyy21 or extra three Inches

    • @colenichols
      @colenichols 3 года назад +30

      @@ashutoshsaini4899 to the side

  • @leeshepherdtrading
    @leeshepherdtrading Месяц назад +5367

    Don’t worry, this uranium is relatively harmless compared to a nuclear bomb, which I happen to have here.

    • @Whatisthissuhvs
      @Whatisthissuhvs Месяц назад +103

      Pls don't launch it yet 😭🙏

    • @shantisturf9426
      @shantisturf9426 Месяц назад +24

      😂😂😂

    • @TheArtisticBirb
      @TheArtisticBirb Месяц назад +32

      ​@@Whatisthissuhvs
      Yet? 🤨🤨🧐

    • @Zorpp-q6j
      @Zorpp-q6j Месяц назад +36

      Knowing him I wouldn't be surprised to see a video from him making a nuclear bomb from scratch

    • @Treegrower
      @Treegrower Месяц назад +17

      Its over there, in his nuclear bomb cabinet

  • @Deakytonk
    @Deakytonk Месяц назад +352

    I really thought he was gonna smash open the uranium container

    • @VDOless
      @VDOless 18 дней назад +6

      I was waiting for him to drop the piece of glass

    • @_Ziyad.YT_
      @_Ziyad.YT_ 3 дня назад +3

      So you thought he was gonna give himself cancer 😭

  • @thisrandomnoob1673
    @thisrandomnoob1673 3 года назад +57792

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say, “This is my radiation cabinet.”

    • @MediuMummy
      @MediuMummy 3 года назад +822

      Well, now you have

    • @IsaacIKE
      @IsaacIKE 3 года назад +161

      🤣

    • @chet6900
      @chet6900 3 года назад +491

      Well maybe that guy in Florida who got caught with a poisonous snake and uranium in his truck.

    • @starfish258852
      @starfish258852 3 года назад +30

      😂

    • @PelicanMafia
      @PelicanMafia 3 года назад +20

      Neither have I

  • @perfectcitizen1306
    @perfectcitizen1306 2 года назад +9432

    Nilered: "And it's nothing compared to pure uranium."
    Geiger counter: *flatlines*

  • @maxkimmings4361
    @maxkimmings4361 3 года назад +11962

    “Oh hes being responsible its not that radioactive and hes being safe”
    *PULLS OUT PURE URANIUM”
    “oh ok”

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +161

      These shorts don't indicate a shred of saftey concern, pure uranium, touches pure lead bare handed, grabs a glass testube with LOX aka super cold glass, throws lead just cause, and I'm sure the list of "minor" safety violations/concerns goes on.

    • @dastgahjoosh
      @dastgahjoosh 3 года назад +460

      @@jasonreed7522 Maybe it's because he actually knows something? You seem unusually concerned about the safety of another person when you have no idea what he's actually doing and couldn't point to a single instant where he harmed himself. Also, there's no pure uranium there. It's a metal, not a compound 😉

    • @cookster69
      @cookster69 3 года назад +197

      @@jasonreed7522 have u ever met a chemist in ur life 😭😭😭

    • @vedangsinghal4754
      @vedangsinghal4754 3 года назад +16

      @@dastgahjoosh yellow cake is pretty pure.

    • @neolid1051
      @neolid1051 3 года назад +34

      @@HumanoidG0rilla right. But when it comes to radioactive materials there’s no 100% protective way of handling it. In this case it’s “fine” because he only has a tiny amount of it and am sure he’s not handling it all the time.

  • @thorr18BEM
    @thorr18BEM Месяц назад +60

    Moment of panic when the pure uranium was set on the table I fully expected a hammer to come crashing down.

  • @benwarner2851
    @benwarner2851 3 года назад +10421

    The sound of a solid beep on a Geiger counter is something you never want to hear

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 3 года назад +472

      I didn't even know they could make a solid beep. D:

    • @godlypotato
      @godlypotato 3 года назад +772

      You’ll be fine man, nothing a couple radaways can’t fix

    • @U-PN-BI-IBW
      @U-PN-BI-IBW 3 года назад +142

      @@godlypotato gotta keep em r levels down

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 3 года назад +200

      To be fair, it's not often and not in many fields that you do want to hear a "solid" beap...

    • @roryross3878
      @roryross3878 3 года назад +13

      @@alexanderzhmurov9624 indeed

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 3 года назад +19532

    This is the wholesome scientist everyone likes before the accident turns him into a mad scientist supervillain.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 года назад +439

      @@uncertifiedlinguist8396 Science has ethics for a reason

    • @ZarakiKempachi
      @ZarakiKempachi 3 года назад +123

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Well. Whose to say they are good. Or bad? Or dad?

    • @yorgr1465
      @yorgr1465 3 года назад +70

      @@ZarakiKempachi dad 🤔.... hmm maybe

    • @sandeltra
      @sandeltra 3 года назад +50

      Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 3 года назад +42

      @@GeraltofRivia22 ethics based on nothing but shifting sand

  • @aliceplays5092
    @aliceplays5092 3 года назад +45489

    Nile: it's not actually that bad compared to pure uranium
    Also Nile: *pulls out pure uranium*

    • @theearth2940
      @theearth2940 3 года назад +386

      .

    • @wendelinvoss8634
      @wendelinvoss8634 3 года назад +1199

      I died of laughter :D. Love his subtle humour!

    • @tae5216
      @tae5216 3 года назад +1370

      the video ended short because he died

    • @Raffael-Tausend
      @Raffael-Tausend 3 года назад +187

      @@tae5216 no he didn't. one does not die from such short-spanned radiation exposure at that level.

    • @tae5216
      @tae5216 3 года назад +756

      @@Raffael-Tausend joke

  • @rookyrockstar9488
    @rookyrockstar9488 21 день назад +9

    I like how he casually shows his radioactive cabinet with uranium like it's the most normal thing ever

  • @beezwacks
    @beezwacks 2 года назад +30775

    “This is my radiation cabinet”
    Ah yes, a kitchen essential.
    Oh hey would you look at that

  • @suspicioussand
    @suspicioussand 2 месяца назад +2353

    "Don't worry though, it's nothing compared to pure uranium."
    "So we're safe, right?
    *Right?"*

    • @_setbes
      @_setbes 2 месяца назад

      Reported for spam and misleading

    • @Azuvaza
      @Azuvaza 2 месяца назад +23

      @@_setbes what????

    • @betabesta3514
      @betabesta3514 Месяц назад +13

      **pulls out pure uranium**

    • @mariamibrahim6399
      @mariamibrahim6399 Месяц назад

      I like how my like make it 911

    • @קעז-מענטש
      @קעז-מענטש Месяц назад

      I've drank out of a Uranium glass cup abt 30 times and I'm perfectly fine so yeah, probably.

  • @theletsplayer9503
    @theletsplayer9503 2 года назад +12440

    "Uranium glass? That's dangerous!"
    Nile: "Oh that's nothing, check this out"
    (Straight bottle of Uranium)

    • @Trezøryt
      @Trezøryt 2 года назад +91

      Underrated

    • @hypervious8878
      @hypervious8878 2 года назад +306

      (Chugs straight bottle of uranium)

    • @jaffacalling53
      @jaffacalling53 2 года назад +33

      Uranium glass isn't dangerous

    • @rosskrt
      @rosskrt 2 года назад +115

      @@hypervious8878 (and then burps gamma radiation)

    • @hypervious8878
      @hypervious8878 2 года назад +29

      @@rosskrt 😂
      (Geiger counter squeals)

  • @dosapa
    @dosapa Месяц назад +25

    "In my hands is what's called a Uranium Glass."
    *drops it*

  • @elblopex
    @elblopex 3 года назад +26545

    "its nothing compared to pure uranium"
    *which I happen to have right here*

  • @randomblock1_
    @randomblock1_ 3 года назад +10738

    “It only contains a small amount of uranium”
    Oh good, he’s being safe and limiting his exposure
    _Pulls out pure uranium_
    Oh

    • @jakkthom
      @jakkthom 3 года назад +399

      I swear to god I was like oh ok that’s not too bad... oh nevermind😳

    • @seanmfitzpatrick95
      @seanmfitzpatrick95 3 года назад +14

      🤣

    • @spacedoge3508
      @spacedoge3508 3 года назад +232

      Well most of the beeps are from alpha particles, so it is very safe if you get too close to it, and even then, the damage only occurs on the surface.
      Just don’t eat it tho.

    • @Paradox11-11
      @Paradox11-11 3 года назад +11

      Me : ohhhh 👁👄👁

    • @firstnamelastname.7749
      @firstnamelastname.7749 3 года назад +64

      Its still not super radioactive, the main risk with working with Uranium compounds is that it is a heavy metal like lead or arsenic. Wash your hands after handling it, dont sleep with it, you should be fine

  • @mustafamrouweh7873
    @mustafamrouweh7873 3 года назад +15977

    Let's just all admire how this guy casually owns uranium and shows it on video

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 3 года назад +668

      It’s a cool flex

    • @nilaksh007
      @nilaksh007 3 года назад +120

      @@nicky2204 is the video still up?

    • @That-Guy.
      @That-Guy. 3 года назад +43

      @@nicky2204 👀 damn

    • @labboc
      @labboc 3 года назад +561

      @@nicky2204 IIRC Cody refined it (turned it into a metal). Enrichment is when you separate out isotopes and things get super regulated. He would have gotten a lot more than just a visit if he had enriched it.

    • @carlossantana4086
      @carlossantana4086 3 года назад +418

      @@nicky2204 Cody refined Uranium from an ore to a *refined* metal. Like labboc mentioned, enriching it means turning the widely available U-233 to isotope U-235, which is a step away from fission. If that was the government's reaction to refining it, they'd probably put him in jail or under surveillance for enriching it.

  • @scarlet_tkk
    @scarlet_tkk 14 дней назад +2

    how does this man speak without stuttering. I could NEVER 😭

  • @markh.876
    @markh.876 2 года назад +4613

    "If you think that's bad, it's nothing compared to my nuclear bomb."

    • @Vortex3d_
      @Vortex3d_ 2 года назад +186

      *pulls out the tsar bomba

    • @Milanofie
      @Milanofie 2 года назад +15

      LOL

    • @monkeyman3748
      @monkeyman3748 2 года назад +40

      My emotion support nuke

    • @sh3dowgt
      @sh3dowgt 2 года назад +16

      Pulls out omega bomb

    • @Milanofie
      @Milanofie 2 года назад +8

      @@sh3dowgt broo its not even funny this Mark H. Just made a joke it was funny till i saw youre comment

  • @lordium1848
    @lordium1848 2 года назад +5753

    I wanna see the day when he says: “it’s not as radioactive as pure plutonium”
    Then pulls out pure plutonium.

    • @Deedz_Indeed
      @Deedz_Indeed 2 года назад +500

      He’ll upload the video with his third hand.

    • @duckph.
      @duckph. 2 года назад +247

      Oh shit his glass came to life and is posting on youtube

    • @arcguardian
      @arcguardian 2 года назад +139

      Possessing any form of pure -ium is impressive enough for me. Hell, pure calcium is dangerous.

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 2 года назад +52

      Neil: "...and this is the fissile material of a nuclear weapon."

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon 2 года назад +69

      @@arcguardian i can bring you a kilo of pure aluminium right now.
      And if you give me 30 minutes, I'll buy a whole bottle of helium

  • @joecordero1699
    @joecordero1699 Год назад +4708

    “Each beep is a particle going through it” … *proceeds to whistle*

  • @Kastens99
    @Kastens99 16 дней назад +3

    “It’s nothing compared to real uranium.” *Blinks third eye*

  • @talos111
    @talos111 3 года назад +3147

    “It’s still not as bad as pure uranium” with the implication that pure uranium would be. You know. Bad for your health.
    *pulls out pure uranium*

    • @Charles-vu3mi
      @Charles-vu3mi 3 года назад +23

      @@anormalhumanperson7196 well yeah, pretty much alike

    • @bonjourcava2493
      @bonjourcava2493 3 года назад +19

      @@randomperson8881 1kg of pure uranium to start the nuclear fision

    • @jasongo6696
      @jasongo6696 3 года назад +6

      @@anormalhumanperson7196 fairly certain it has a lot of calories too

    • @what5059
      @what5059 3 года назад +11

      @@jasongo6696 enough to last a lifetime

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 3 года назад +24

      @@anormalhumanperson7196 You'll just become dead minus the pool.

  • @ethaneveraldo
    @ethaneveraldo Год назад +3018

    Do not mess with this guy. He has a radiation cabinet.

    • @Walnut-1
      @Walnut-1 10 месяцев назад +43

      Walter be taking notes and killing clients with this stuff 💀💀

    • @Angel43189
      @Angel43189 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@Walnut-1
      Waltuh

    • @Sanjithhhh
      @Sanjithhhh 9 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 8 месяцев назад +10

      he probably has enough pirahna solution to disolve a chicken that is roughly 180 lbs

    • @Other_People
      @Other_People 8 месяцев назад +3

      Nilered: Is that uranium or are you just happy to see me?
      Geiger counter: Screams*

  • @estebang4538
    @estebang4538 3 года назад +2412

    I like how he’s like so ya this is my radiation cabinet. Acting like everyone has this cool cabinet.

    • @Rey.X
      @Rey.X 3 года назад +49

      I guess you could call it cool until something spills

    • @jamessayshi5262
      @jamessayshi5262 3 года назад +8

      Lol because everyone has one didn't you know😆

    • @volcanobeard8668
      @volcanobeard8668 3 года назад +1

      @@Rey.X spill, spill, spill.

    • @smileyman7341
      @smileyman7341 3 года назад

      @@jamessayshi5262 your totally correct
      XD

    • @oscarjrvelasquez8520
      @oscarjrvelasquez8520 3 года назад +2

      @@Rey.X smaller sized Chernobyl

  • @F.S92
    @F.S92 Месяц назад +3

    This is one office fridge you dont want to raid for snacks.

  • @stillblazinkush
    @stillblazinkush 3 года назад +5277

    Government: How many watch lists would you like to be on?
    NileRed: *Yes.*

  • @ThevralLee
    @ThevralLee 3 года назад +781

    The uranium is giving me “that’s not full auto? No, this is” vibes

    • @molotov.the.arsonist
      @molotov.the.arsonist 3 года назад +17

      This is perfect 👌

    • @alfykcocks3130
      @alfykcocks3130 3 года назад +6

      “No full auto in buildings” took me a minute to figure out what you were saying lol

    • @Klintz
      @Klintz 3 года назад +3

      Dayum

    • @psicogames5509
      @psicogames5509 3 года назад +2

      "danm bro"

    • @mohammedshaikh7405
      @mohammedshaikh7405 2 месяца назад +2

      The fact that I instantly understood the reference he was trying to make made me realise that I need to cut down on my screen time

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 3 года назад +1835

    My brain panics at the sound of a Geiger counter reaching a solid tone

    • @sybilreichlan6117
      @sybilreichlan6117 3 года назад +70

      Metro flashbacks intensify

    • @Jess-pe8bq
      @Jess-pe8bq 3 года назад +58

      Good, it’s working as intendrd

    • @alphavortx6132
      @alphavortx6132 3 года назад +29

      It's like someones heart rate hitting zero

    • @kevindowling157
      @kevindowling157 3 года назад +58

      It’s just a moment of complete “oh fuck this ain’t good”

    • @mubbie
      @mubbie 3 года назад +1

      The Quzilax one

  • @JulianIdeker
    @JulianIdeker Месяц назад +5

    Nile: This is my radiation cabinet
    Me: Im drooling thinking about eating and drinking every single chemical and causing a reaction in my body that goes 𝓑𝓞𝓞𝓜

  • @Supersonic_saurapod
    @Supersonic_saurapod 2 года назад +4165

    “A really nice green colour”
    Yeah that’s what the Victorians said about arsenic homie

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 Год назад +1358

    When the Geiger counter is so afraid for your safety that it can only scream

  • @thaianhluong5867
    @thaianhluong5867 3 месяца назад +6646

    nilered: pulls out pure uranium
    his life: -1 -2 -3 -5 -8 ...

    • @leochinchillaa
      @leochinchillaa 3 месяца назад +176

      Fibonacci

    • @The-terraria-boí
      @The-terraria-boí 3 месяца назад +135

      ​@@leochinchillaa -13,-21,-34,-55...

    • @AbarajameLabanyera
      @AbarajameLabanyera 3 месяца назад +12

      @@The-terraria-boí😂😂😂 Ese wey

    • @The-terraria-boí
      @The-terraria-boí 3 месяца назад +3

      @@AbarajameLabanyera exactamente

    • @J_BALVIN_007
      @J_BALVIN_007 3 месяца назад

      It’s actually exponential decay, so 2 4 16 32 64 …thats how it will get f’d up

  • @Toastie-c2o
    @Toastie-c2o 29 дней назад +6

    You shouldn’t be scared of a geiger counter beeping you should be scared when it starts to flatline

  • @gefloigle
    @gefloigle 2 года назад +1816

    Real estate agent: “And here is the Radiation Cabinet…”

    • @chynnavindiola58
      @chynnavindiola58 2 года назад +50

      " Oooooooh "

    • @speedoman1234
      @speedoman1234 2 года назад +34

      In the UK their referred to as just "estate agents" what makes them "real" in the US? 🤣

    • @gefloigle
      @gefloigle 2 года назад +59

      @@speedoman1234 It helps us differentiate from the fake Canadian ones. 😉

    • @rockstar-5934
      @rockstar-5934 2 года назад +9

      @@gefloigle I think I’d prefer one that’s not on “my 600lb life”

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory 2 года назад +6

      *real estate agents in Fallout be like*

  • @bruhmoment2312
    @bruhmoment2312 2 года назад +10701

    "This is my radiation cabinet" Chad
    "This is my uranium glass i made it myself" Mega Chad
    "It isn't that bad" *fucking pulls out actual uranium* Giga Chad.

    • @kerii2488
      @kerii2488 2 года назад +52

      Hahahhahaha

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 2 года назад +122

      So
      What happens if that bottle breaks?

    • @bruhmoment2312
      @bruhmoment2312 2 года назад +359

      @@gameseeker6307 death and destruction

    • @anonyca5341
      @anonyca5341 2 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @j.peters1222
      @j.peters1222 2 года назад +305

      @@gameseeker6307 If it breaks, he transcends this mortal plane to become the ultimate Chad.

  • @gutar5675
    @gutar5675 3 года назад +3270

    This guy literally has the job that any child who has ever wanted to get into chemistry wanted before being told by an adult that being a scientist was actually really boring.

    • @Mercure250
      @Mercure250 3 года назад +128

      I see myself in this picture and I don't like it

    • @GooseCrack
      @GooseCrack 3 года назад +80

      This is accurate on an extremely uncomfortable level

    • @kikol.5002
      @kikol.5002 3 года назад +11

      Facts.

    • @Constantin_Valdor_
      @Constantin_Valdor_ 3 года назад +69

      No it's the process of getting to become a scientist thats boring

    • @bayramalibostanc9812
      @bayramalibostanc9812 3 года назад +55

      @@Constantin_Valdor_ True words right there. It is fun what you can potentially do with that info once you get there. Depends on how you work. For me school is pretty boring except math but I want to be an engineer because of the things I can do with that physics knowledge.

  • @OwenHoggins
    @OwenHoggins Месяц назад +6

    That uranium bottle had too much radioactive diarrhea 💀💀💀

  • @saultrevino2491
    @saultrevino2491 3 года назад +1888

    I love how he was like
    “This isn’t that bad, THIS is that bad-“

    • @dzuo1409
      @dzuo1409 3 года назад +45

      People in chernobyl be like:

    • @alexclarke152
      @alexclarke152 3 года назад +48

      It just flat lines like “if you hear this sound, you’re dead”

    • @mohawkvalleyphenomenon2974
      @mohawkvalleyphenomenon2974 3 года назад +3

      Ya I thought I saw him glowing as well with that black light.🤔🤣

    • @Imsleepeebruh
      @Imsleepeebruh 3 года назад +5

      "that's not a knoife - THIS is a knoife"

    • @hunterkai6772
      @hunterkai6772 3 года назад +1

      @@Imsleepeebruh lmfao that's what I thought of too.

  • @aleksanderagiurre29
    @aleksanderagiurre29 Месяц назад +698

    Batman casually pulling out kryptonite to show off his collection 😂

    • @ZombieAce
      @ZombieAce Месяц назад +2

      1. Kryptonite is Superman's weakness
      2. ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BATMAN IS PLOTTING AGAINST SUPERMAN?

    • @communications23
      @communications23 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@ZombieAceHave you never heard about Superman v. Batman?

    • @ZombieAce
      @ZombieAce Месяц назад +3

      @@communications23 Nah I never got interested in Marvel and DC stuff. I just know the basic things from some of the stuff I watched on TV a long time ago.

    • @communications23
      @communications23 Месяц назад +2

      @@ZombieAce I'm not big on comics myself, but afaik Batman and Superman have butted heads several times and there's even been a movie.

    • @AlmalexyaBlue
      @AlmalexyaBlue 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@ZombieAcethere's a few reasons Batman has Kryptonite.
      One is when Batman and Superman are, in fact, fighting each other.
      But Batman is also the one keeping Kryptonite safe, keeping Superman safe. Better Batman has it than Lex Luthor.
      And lastly, it's handy if and when Superman turns evil for whatever reason. Batman is nothing if not ready (paranoid), he has contingency plans for everything and everyone, including Superman, and himself.

  • @cheesecake88655
    @cheesecake88655 9 месяцев назад +4610

    “Its not that bad”
    *counter having a seizure*

    • @BriceKoua-11-11
      @BriceKoua-11-11 8 месяцев назад +18

      That's what i was about to say 🤣 "Really cool" and "It's not that bad!"

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 8 месяцев назад +36

      3.6 Roetgen... not great not terrible

    • @VariouslyCommon
      @VariouslyCommon 8 месяцев назад

      Behshsvgaegbfjfs

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@Carlos-Mora if you don't eat it or anything stupid, it's fine

    • @SkeleboneVibes
      @SkeleboneVibes 8 месяцев назад

      F O R B I D D E N
      C H I P

  • @lk1532
    @lk1532 17 дней назад +1

    “Don’t worry that one’s not harmful, unlike this one I have in my hand. This is what you need to be concerned about” said so calmly

  • @chaosinsurgency884
    @chaosinsurgency884 3 года назад +3203

    "Where do you keep your cups"
    "In the cabinet"
    "Why are they green"
    "Wrong cabine..."
    "I don' feel too good"

    • @rika_chan7094
      @rika_chan7094 3 года назад +39

      oh shi-

    • @scyrt2292
      @scyrt2292 3 года назад +28

      Wasted

    • @LevenLappi
      @LevenLappi 3 года назад +35

      Unironically Uranium glass (the very old ones you get for vintage) is weirdly safe to use, but is it safe overall? Nah you just risked higher chance of cancer.

    • @chaosinsurgency884
      @chaosinsurgency884 3 года назад +25

      @@LevenLappi what if you are a cancer?

    • @320valentine
      @320valentine 3 года назад +3

      IM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @ScubaShark--8964
    @ScubaShark--8964 3 года назад +2650

    *_When Chemistry teacher asks the quiet kid to bring some pure element to show the class:_*

    • @Curtis.Carpenter
      @Curtis.Carpenter 3 года назад +52

      if the anarchists cookbook had a synopsis

    • @Crimsonhawkk
      @Crimsonhawkk 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @UMBR444
      @UMBR444 3 года назад +6

      I'd straight up bring uranium or a dirty bomb lol

    • @romemaster
      @romemaster 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but it would probably be the depleted type

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 3 года назад +4

      Quiet kid: This is how to get cancer and tumors in seconds

  • @DABESS-wz2kp
    @DABESS-wz2kp 3 месяца назад +2070

    Bro casually pulled out PURE uranium from his inventory

    • @Iwillabuctmyself
      @Iwillabuctmyself 2 месяца назад +12

      it's not pure

    • @The1CoolPop
      @The1CoolPop 2 месяца назад +21

      He said it was bruv​@@Iwillabuctmyself

    • @Iwillabuctmyself
      @Iwillabuctmyself 2 месяца назад +5

      @@The1CoolPop who? Nile? because DABES is saying something fax.

    • @The1CoolPop
      @The1CoolPop 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Iwillabuctmyself what

    • @Iwillabuctmyself
      @Iwillabuctmyself 2 месяца назад +2

      @@The1CoolPop bro do you have ANY common sense
      DABES is the one who commented that its pure

  • @greazzee
    @greazzee Месяц назад +1

    paragraph time
    taking into account the model Nile is using in this video, i was able to convert roughly the amount of CPM to roentgens, and its a small amount compared to most people would think
    81862 CPM on this model equals 0.2451 R/h
    the average radioactivity dosage an adult recieves in a year is 2 roentgens
    if you were in a room with this uranium for around 4 hours, youd be exposed to roughly one roentgen. while this is indeed pure uranium, it is contained in such a way that is mostly harmless unless you are around it for extensive periods of time

  • @kaianncestery
    @kaianncestery 2 года назад +1832

    “This is my radiation cabinet”
    *Proceeds to open it*

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 2 года назад +27

      True video title
      “What do you think more dangerous? My bravery or uranium?”

    • @madhavdua1246
      @madhavdua1246 Год назад +2

      ​@@MP-vc4nu Underrated

    • @October-TE
      @October-TE Год назад

      Yeah that is what happened

  • @dipolarisland
    @dipolarisland 3 года назад +847

    Everybody gangster until you hear "this is my radiation cabinet" from the other room

    • @blurrp8339
      @blurrp8339 3 года назад +4

      Imagine your the nextdoor room from nile😆

    • @dipolarisland
      @dipolarisland 3 года назад +2

      @@blurrp8339 it would either be super cool or super terrifying

    • @chroniclesofoddities8893
      @chroniclesofoddities8893 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@dipolarislandimagine he just appears in your room and dumps bromine in your mouth

  • @Mike-cp7dg
    @Mike-cp7dg 3 года назад +705

    This is the "health crystal" that emit negative ion sold on eBay

    • @krrabidy6597
      @krrabidy6597 3 года назад +8

      @@haider1946 probably this ruclips.net/video/C7TwBUxxIC0/видео.html

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 3 года назад +5

      @@haider1946 maybe on moist critical's channel

    • @kyleaquintonkq
      @kyleaquintonkq 3 года назад +2

      No! The crystal your referring to is called Moldavite. And its the Moldavite that comes from cheq Republic thats the most expensive and sort after.

    • @veragevann
      @veragevann 3 года назад +1

      @@kyleaquintonkq the... czech republic?

    • @yosiahw4305
      @yosiahw4305 3 года назад

      @@veragevann Formerly known as Czech Slovakia.

  • @McXiao-fortherecord
    @McXiao-fortherecord 16 дней назад +2

    One time someone had a radioactive cat and it was radioactive past the ten thousands! (The cat got a radioactive treatment for something.)

  • @videogamefreakster2680
    @videogamefreakster2680 3 года назад +5205

    “ This is my radiation cabinet”
    Casually opens the radiation cabinet
    “ and here I have my uranium”
    BRUH CLOSE THE DOOR

    • @uncharted_soul
      @uncharted_soul 3 года назад +102

      Ikr? I freaked so hard about it

    • @theprofessor1484
      @theprofessor1484 3 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Darkour97
      @Darkour97 3 года назад +12

      Bruh I'm rolling 🤣

    • @piggerspoggers6824
      @piggerspoggers6824 3 года назад +9

      Its not that dangorus

    • @piggerspoggers6824
      @piggerspoggers6824 3 года назад +57

      @@mellokia why do people have to be like you i will answer this to everyone who tries to correct me i am not american nor english im norwegian get that inn your k pop stan head.

  • @bobajob7428
    @bobajob7428 3 года назад +10238

    You walk into Niles kitchen:
    ‘Is this the dishwasher?’
    ‘No that’s my radiation cabinet, you want the one next door.’

    • @dislike__button
      @dislike__button 3 года назад +252

      Wow is this a jar of pure uranium? 😲
      No, that's just urine.

    • @itstheV01D
      @itstheV01D 3 года назад +69

      @@dislike__button so you're the one who bought me here

    • @reckermatouvc
      @reckermatouvc 3 года назад +17

      @@itstheV01D Wow, how much he paid? I thought that slavery had been abolished

    • @wortatwortit
      @wortatwortit 3 года назад +7

      @@dislike__button urineum?

    • @crispylizard2327
      @crispylizard2327 3 года назад +2

      Didnt you read the sign?!! This is bill niles uranium aisle.

  • @joeswanson8063
    @joeswanson8063 3 года назад +7696

    “Bro why this cookie taste weird.”
    “What cabinet did you get it from?”
    “Uh the weird yellow one.”

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 3 года назад +380

      “Thought it was those hard candies that are dyed. How’d you make it anyway?”

    • @joeswanson8063
      @joeswanson8063 3 года назад +248

      @@fia5594 “Bruh idek whats Urine aium?”

    • @mytube2013
      @mytube2013 3 года назад +123

      Now he has a glowing body which is cool.

    • @joeswanson8063
      @joeswanson8063 3 года назад +92

      @@mytube2013 Eh glowing was so boring he’s been sleeping for the past week. Smh try harder “Pluto monium.”

    • @raphaeltoast
      @raphaeltoast 3 года назад +20

      "Why would you call it yellow cake if it's not actually a cake"

  • @Skibiditoiletrizz666
    @Skibiditoiletrizz666 Месяц назад +2

    Thanks love your videos.

  • @Bailey_West
    @Bailey_West 3 года назад +1708

    “While knives are dangerous, they aren’t nearly as bad as other weapons”
    *pulls out a gun*

    • @tanushbhansali
      @tanushbhansali 3 года назад +22

      Underrated

    • @roku3045
      @roku3045 3 года назад +4

      No he clearly pull out a tank

    • @michaelmann99
      @michaelmann99 3 года назад +2

      You missed the opportunity to say nuke

    • @diobrando1325
      @diobrando1325 3 года назад +1

      Bro Imma just go genji and deflect the bullet

    • @itsmant3
      @itsmant3 3 года назад +2

      *flamethrower*

  • @MonarchsWithMacy
    @MonarchsWithMacy 3 года назад +664

    “So what rare thing do you have in your room?”
    Nilered: *uranium*

    • @gurenlagan1307
      @gurenlagan1307 3 года назад +3

      Me: later.

    • @rlthh
      @rlthh 3 года назад +1

      Welp I’m sleeping in the car see you 🙌

  • @tkdlover19
    @tkdlover19 3 года назад +2410

    Imagine going to someone’s house and being told “this is my radiation cabinet” ☢️ 💀

    • @reoccurcat
      @reoccurcat 3 года назад +108

      I would be like “g o o d b y e”

    • @reoccurcat
      @reoccurcat 3 года назад +79

      @Pico Rico imagine commenting insults

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 3 года назад +80

      @Pico Rico ok then get some uranium and eat it since you have such a large brain

    • @cold-bloodedbeats4139
      @cold-bloodedbeats4139 3 года назад +18

      @Pico Rico The whole point of it being radioactive is that it's unhealthy to be around. That's why places like Chernobyl are uninhabitable. It doesn't matter how much uranium is there, I'd rather keep my distance rather than risking it and getting cancer. I mean if you want to, be my guest, but it's better safe than sorry

    • @poopsickle2411
      @poopsickle2411 3 года назад +3

      I just gave my dog some uranium and he's a wolf now 🙀

  • @desmondschneider5397
    @desmondschneider5397 12 дней назад +1

    My daily breakfast consists of something that contains a pound of pure uranium. Just a perfectly average meal.

  • @whengrapespop5728
    @whengrapespop5728 2 года назад +4143

    “This is my radiation cabinet”
    *proceeds to open door with his 12 fingered hand*

  • @ArcticHorizon
    @ArcticHorizon 3 месяца назад +521

    imagine having fun with your geiger counter randomly scanning stuff and then it just starts doing that on a random cup or something

    • @mayaenglish5424
      @mayaenglish5424 2 месяца назад +21

      If the cups are old enough that very well could happen lol. People made glassware and pottery with some FUNKY materials back in the day.

    • @ArcticHorizon
      @ArcticHorizon 2 месяца назад +5

      @mayaenglish5424 funky materials lmao
      I'm sorry whenever I think of funky I think of the fucking music video

    • @холикальциферол
      @холикальциферол 2 месяца назад +8

      Unfortunately, this is what exactly happened in post-soviet Ukraine, when every country in that region were extremely poor and some blackmetal seekers scavenged almost everything made of metal in chornobyl radioactive zone, so they can exchange metal for money. Nobody actually cared about radioactive background of that metal scrap. And in 2000s in ukraine or russia you could actually meet chairs, concrete iron rods, beds, with radiation.
      Ofc the metal from chornobyl zone should go though deactivation process, but you know, ukraine (russia) soviet incompetence and laziness is famous so you can never trust what the officials say

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 2 месяца назад +1

      Red Fiestaware...

    • @foreverNwonder
      @foreverNwonder Месяц назад

      @@limesandlemons1367that was my first thought lol
      That fiestawear gives extra seasoning to your food!

  • @lexzach
    @lexzach 3 года назад +1828

    “This is uranium glass”
    Dear god!
    “It actually contains uranium”
    Noo!

  • @el_perro2436
    @el_perro2436 Месяц назад +1

    You know you’re cooked when your Geiger counter sounds like grandma’s heart rate monitor

  • @alexg3911
    @alexg3911 3 года назад +827

    Old school geiger counter noise is one of the most frightening sounds out there

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 3 года назад +43

      This man demonstrated exactly why I never wanted to become a Chemist. Eventually, you need to learn how to store and handle the *really* deadly stuff...

    • @lerandomguy2109
      @lerandomguy2109 3 года назад +9

      @@GlidingZephyr tbh there is a lot of hazardous chemicals you can deal with way more deadly than radioactive materials

    • @mantasdapkus3251
      @mantasdapkus3251 3 года назад +1

      @@lerandomguy2109 There is nothing worse that radioactive materials like uranium.

    • @thellamaandaman2250
      @thellamaandaman2250 3 года назад +13

      @@mantasdapkus3251 that's debatable

    • @lerandomguy2109
      @lerandomguy2109 3 года назад +2

      @@mantasdapkus3251 probably yes, but my point is you'll probably be handling other dangerous chemicals more often than uranium for obvious reasons.
      It's not like anyone can have uranium hanging around or at least have many things useful to do with it

  • @chelsieerickson1080
    @chelsieerickson1080 2 года назад +3091

    "Here is my radiation closet. And here is my uranium glass."
    +40 rads

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 2 года назад +33

      I understood that reference.

    • @ayhmalabsi3660
      @ayhmalabsi3660 2 года назад +5

      @@N-GinAndTonicTM meh too

    • @matevzkramar
      @matevzkramar 2 года назад +3

      This gave me flashbacks

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 2 года назад +27

      FOR THE LAST TIME PRESTON I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SETTLEMENTS

    • @ayhmalabsi3660
      @ayhmalabsi3660 2 года назад +11

      @@kratos_benjamin *preston pulls out maxed out legendary gatling laser that does 180 damage per bullet*

  • @lazy_autistic_rat
    @lazy_autistic_rat 2 года назад +3641

    Nile: "This is my radiation cabinet"
    **sticks his whole head inside**

  • @I-love-nobody.7
    @I-love-nobody.7 7 дней назад +1

    I don't know anything about science but I love his videos

  • @vilenationgaming
    @vilenationgaming 3 года назад +2877

    This man doesn’t even realize that everyday he has the ability to choose violence

    • @loyalgametr636
      @loyalgametr636 3 года назад +25

      Come here boy when I say you, you will send the neutron (getting away slowly)

    • @warrenarnold
      @warrenarnold 3 года назад +8

      Raw carnage💪😅😂😂

    • @prestooooo12
      @prestooooo12 3 года назад +71

      He knows. But he also knows we know

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster 3 года назад +77

      He wakes up everyday and chooses SCIENCE

    • @KORNEWARRIOR
      @KORNEWARRIOR 3 года назад +12

      im a man of simples tastes, uranium and GASOLINE

  • @TroyDaboi2005
    @TroyDaboi2005 2 года назад +3247

    "This is my uranium cabinet"
    *casually sticks head inside*

    • @user-pr6ed3ri2k
      @user-pr6ed3ri2k Год назад +2

      252th,1th

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Год назад +15

      ​@enriqueamaya3883whether that's true or not is a little bit of relevant to this

    • @a0zhar
      @a0zhar Год назад +7

      @@borttorbbq2556 Yeah, that was really out of place😂

    • @jackpresley3254
      @jackpresley3254 Год назад

      Putin wants to know your location

    • @parkerellis746
      @parkerellis746 Год назад

      No side effects here at all.

  • @WolfunGarden
    @WolfunGarden 2 года назад +721

    "Here's my Uranium glass"
    *And it falls to the ground*
    "Here's my eleventh finger"

    • @yiso5967
      @yiso5967 2 года назад +2

      @@ljushastighet This needs to go on dhar mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @chesed_yt1
      @chesed_yt1 2 года назад +5

      @@yiso5967 this will be the title on dhar mann: "this kid got bullied harshly because he had 11 fingers, what happens next is shocking"

    • @yiso5967
      @yiso5967 2 года назад +1

      @@chesed_yt1 the bully should be mikey

    • @chesed_yt1
      @chesed_yt1 2 года назад

      @@yiso5967 yeah but the most of the dharr man channel doesnt include a name in a title

    • @yiso5967
      @yiso5967 2 года назад

      @@chesed_yt1 ye

  • @ZGamingofficial889
    @ZGamingofficial889 Месяц назад +1

    If rapid beeping isn’t scary listen to a nonstop high pitch noise.

  • @spingleboygle
    @spingleboygle 3 года назад +397

    “It’s nothing compared to pure uranium.”
    *geiger counter has a seizure*

  • @kyzer_0397siss
    @kyzer_0397siss 5 месяцев назад +2691

    Coolness: *+30*
    Rads: *+2/per sec*

    • @NewbieeeRV
      @NewbieeeRV 3 месяца назад +90

      -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

    • @EpicNotRoblox_Hi
      @EpicNotRoblox_Hi 3 месяца назад +24

      *-100 hp/per sec*

    • @Periclepsia
      @Periclepsia 3 месяца назад +25

      URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

    • @NotScaryMonstersV2
      @NotScaryMonstersV2 3 месяца назад

      URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN ALL AROUND

    • @danyelavila6826
      @danyelavila6826 3 месяца назад

      URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND ​@@Periclepsia

  • @KILLA0_0.
    @KILLA0_0. 8 месяцев назад +2631

    1600: damn that sounds bad
    82000: WHAT DA HEEEEEEEELLL

    • @BlackhawksFan2011
      @BlackhawksFan2011 6 месяцев назад +59

      Me: *grabs uranium glass from cabinet mistaking it for fridge*
      Also me: *+10 Rads*

    • @gaaselaar6098
      @gaaselaar6098 6 месяцев назад +7

      Great joke ​@@BlackhawksFan2011

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 6 месяцев назад +13

      OH MY GOD NO WAAYEEEYYAAAAAH

    • @wilawanl.3677
      @wilawanl.3677 4 месяца назад

      That's is mote than chernobly☠️☠️☠️

    • @noobieplayzandanimates
      @noobieplayzandanimates 4 месяца назад +1

      **grabs a closed can of radium** me: what about now???

  • @EricAustinYun
    @EricAustinYun 16 дней назад +1

    Imagine Nigel taking a girl home and showing her his radiation cabinet

  • @RobertHouston-sf5fh
    @RobertHouston-sf5fh Год назад +1458

    NR: "This is my radiation cabinet..."
    Me: "Yes, yes of course it is..."

  • @stfu_dazaii
    @stfu_dazaii 8 месяцев назад +2316

    -1 HP -1HP -1HP

    • @Smoldragoncat
      @Smoldragoncat 7 месяцев назад +60

      I can hear the damage noises

    • @raghord1380
      @raghord1380 7 месяцев назад +30

      -1 HP
      Me: this is fine *casually sips coffee*

    • @SegredoDosBichinhos
      @SegredoDosBichinhos 7 месяцев назад +12

      Your life in Wasteland

    • @avatarxs9377
      @avatarxs9377 7 месяцев назад +17

      *Critical hit*
      *Cancer Obtained*

    • @samilkafa3763
      @samilkafa3763 7 месяцев назад +8

      Embrace the children of Atom

  • @taoco7152
    @taoco7152 3 года назад +3758

    Uranium glass:
    “Hey no uranium in the building”
    “This isn’t uranium”
    “That’s not uranium?”
    “No, but this is”
    Pure uranium

  • @Vij-pc8ob
    @Vij-pc8ob Месяц назад +1

    Imagine , if hes sleeping and hears the Geiger counter Going off like anything💀

  • @RexMK-
    @RexMK- 2 года назад +10940

    "This is my radiation cabinet"
    Ah yes, a must have in every house, I used to have one, it was next to my particle accelerator.
    I had to dissmatle it and get rid of all my rads when my neighboor complain about his cat glowing in the dark and talking to him with telepathy.
    What a jerk.

    • @RexMK-
      @RexMK- 2 года назад +248

      @@omkarnale5879 But already have one under my bed

    • @abhishekmishra92687
      @abhishekmishra92687 2 года назад +170

      @@RexMK- just blow it the neighbor will never complain

    • @RexMK-
      @RexMK- 2 года назад +126

      @@abhishekmishra92687 Already Don- *Big Flashing light*

    • @unsunggem3228
      @unsunggem3228 2 года назад +55

      @@RexMK- RIP

    • @tg9521
      @tg9521 2 года назад +27

      xkcd humour moment

  • @WisteriaTCH
    @WisteriaTCH 2 года назад +2443

    "I'm not full autoing, it's not full auto"
    "It's not full auto?"
    "No, this is"

    • @agent-0
      @agent-0 2 года назад +81

      Dayum bro.
      O k

    • @xhydrax5320
      @xhydrax5320 2 года назад +25

      Ha you saw the airsoft video to

    • @bald_rice
      @bald_rice 2 года назад +12

      Underrated comment

    • @bernfsg1395
      @bernfsg1395 2 года назад +1

      W comment

    • @fennecmations
      @fennecmations 2 года назад

      @@xhydrax5320 hah me too

  • @donmutanda
    @donmutanda 3 года назад +960

    Geiger counter: No full auto in buildings!!!
    Uranium glass: That's not full auto
    Geiger counter: That's not full auto?!?
    Uranium: No, this is:

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 3 года назад +58

      The geiger counter then proceeded to say in a very high frequency "Dayum bro, OK.""

    • @semi.g
      @semi.g 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha . Underrated

    • @GodMaxDrinkerofTea
      @GodMaxDrinkerofTea 3 года назад +12

      Dayum bro, O.K.!

    • @funkemunky
      @funkemunky 3 года назад +11

      I see you’re a man of taste

    • @jaeden4422
      @jaeden4422 3 года назад +1

      lmaooooooo

  • @idostuff17fortnite
    @idostuff17fortnite 14 дней назад +1

    Ofc he has a cabinet dedicated to radioactive material 💀

  • @kysonmecham
    @kysonmecham 2 года назад +767

    "It lets off a really nice green color" talking about a piece of radioactive glass like mood lights

    • @trulers8713
      @trulers8713 2 года назад +9

      I have a ton of uranium glass China and I'll tell you that glow when the room ks dark is almost mesmerizing its so pretty.

    • @Not_Bage
      @Not_Bage 2 года назад +4

      Brother?

    • @shinysteve9965
      @shinysteve9965 2 года назад +3

      @@trulers8713 I can tell you one thing, it‘ll look pretty until you go to the doctor and get diagnosed with 7 different kinds of cancer

  • @DeltaTheProtogen.
    @DeltaTheProtogen. 2 месяца назад +749

    "This is my radiation cabinet"
    *pauses video*
    *checks comments*

    • @_setbes
      @_setbes 2 месяца назад +4

      Reported for harassment or bullying and terrorism

    • @MenGamer127
      @MenGamer127 Месяц назад +8

      @@_setbesbro what

    • @MenGamer127
      @MenGamer127 Месяц назад +10

      @@_setbesI mean if you want us to

    • @Nefariously_ignorant
      @Nefariously_ignorant Месяц назад +2

      ​@@MenGamer127 I reported him for terrorism

    • @gutssparkle
      @gutssparkle Месяц назад +2

      I found this comment funny, no clue what those guys are on about.

  • @harisguhdija9734
    @harisguhdija9734 9 месяцев назад +1498

    Don’t get it mixed up with the fridge at 3am

    • @sledger2066
      @sledger2066 8 месяцев назад +41

      Bro’s gonna become Godzilla (he’s actually gonna melt while he’s still alive)

    • @Bmd-gc
      @Bmd-gc 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@sledger2066 😂😂
      That was the best expectation v reality I’ve seen in a while

    • @osvster
      @osvster 8 месяцев назад +12

      A man mistakenly putting pure uranium on it's spaghetti. This is what happen to his organ.

    • @Byeiscoolname
      @Byeiscoolname 8 месяцев назад +3

      That is my fridge

    • @therealsaintlucifer777
      @therealsaintlucifer777 8 месяцев назад +2

      Takes sip of pure uranium

  • @theretrogamer1
    @theretrogamer1 22 дня назад +1

    How reactive are uranium gems*

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 3 года назад +423

    “Dude where’s beer?”
    “It’s in the fridge behind the uranium.”

    • @isabellepimenta9955
      @isabellepimenta9955 3 года назад +5

      EU TO RINDO TANTO

    • @PleasentDddd
      @PleasentDddd 3 года назад +12

      @@isabellepimenta9955 I don’t understand Portuguese but I’m glad to hear that.

    • @sarveshyadav01
      @sarveshyadav01 3 года назад +2

      Lol🤣🤣

    • @ap207
      @ap207 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @lf546
      @lf546 3 года назад

      @@isabellepimenta9955 Hahaha é tão estranho encontrar falantes do português por essas bandas do yt

  • @hysuka2
    @hysuka2 2 года назад +307

    "This is my radiation cabinet."
    Your WHAT?!

  • @Rabcup
    @Rabcup 3 года назад +484

    Nigel: Worries about buying >30% hydrogen peroxide bc he could be put on a government list
    Also Nigel: casually owns uranium

    • @MatsYoo
      @MatsYoo 3 года назад +5

      You can buy some too if you work at a lab

    • @vaclavzajac214
      @vaclavzajac214 3 года назад +19

      Lmao, you can just find uranium on the ground, it's not really that dangerous.

    • @MatsYoo
      @MatsYoo 3 года назад +21

      @@vaclavzajac214 the danger lies in quantity

    • @RamizKhan
      @RamizKhan 3 года назад +1

      Hahah

    • @lelleti5300
      @lelleti5300 3 года назад +12

      @@vaclavzajac214 Uranium is a common material on earth and yes you can but that are not even radioactive they are just super small rocks almost powder and that is a huge chunk of it and it's dangerous cause the monitor was going crazy so you can tell it from that

  • @quickhallsshow576
    @quickhallsshow576 4 дня назад +1

    I read "glass" as "grass" i was about to make a joke about not touching grass cuz it's radioactive but oh well 😭

  • @Ballistic_Missile.
    @Ballistic_Missile. 2 года назад +2092

    “This is my radiation cabinet! Its FULL of bananas!”

    • @latimelord3586
      @latimelord3586 Год назад

      If you ate 40000 bananas in ten minutes, you’d die do radiation poisoning

    • @noone3708
      @noone3708 Год назад +5

      That's Uraniums

    • @dckwatcher
      @dckwatcher Год назад

      Lol dumb :)

    • @leidincradian144
      @leidincradian144 Год назад +20

      Steins;Gate reference?

    • @clayvn2942
      @clayvn2942 Год назад +11

      @@noone3708 no it’s POTASSIUM

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 3 года назад +1644

    "This is my radiation cabinet"
    "Here's my uranium glass, I made it myself"
    "It's slightly radioactive, look at the Geiger counter"
    "Still not as bad as this actual uranium I have though"
    If this short continued past 40 sec, Nile would've ended up revealing too much.

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 3 года назад +188

      “the geiger counter goes into the 5 digits,”
      “but that’s nothing compared to this homemade dirty bomb i dropped on the nearby orphanage”

    • @letsfindout1621
      @letsfindout1621 3 года назад +18

      I’ve never actually laughed out loud for RUclips comments, thank you, the both of you

    • @alwayyssgone
      @alwayyssgone 3 года назад

      He already has

    • @thebruhmachine2955
      @thebruhmachine2955 3 года назад +11

      "and now, this is my homemade nuclear bomb ive made from the uranium"

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 года назад +3

      How do you get pure uranium anyway? Besides, wouldn't the government want that taken away?

  • @hadesinallblack6627
    @hadesinallblack6627 3 года назад +1360

    “Here’s my radiation cabinet”
    +40 rads

    • @Gowithdeath
      @Gowithdeath 3 года назад +75

      Quick grab the rad-away

    • @dads_diy
      @dads_diy 3 года назад +33

      I went straight to fallout as well

    • @wyatt-mv6pd
      @wyatt-mv6pd 3 года назад +15

      nothing my x-01 lead paint power armor cant handle

    • @julialove73
      @julialove73 3 года назад

      Yes fallout

    • @Vixen_Cypher
      @Vixen_Cypher 3 года назад +3

      Hold up Let me pop a couple rad-x and take 2-3 radaways for this.

  • @jackiemowery5243
    @jackiemowery5243 Месяц назад

    Back in the 50s there was a line of dinnerware called Fiestaware. They came on a vivid orange where the glaze contained uranium salts. Made the Geiger counter sound off right smartly. It was taken off the market and was already getting to be a rare find in the late 60s when we played with it in HS Chemistry class. Salts of uranium are some of the only sources of good orange ceramic glaze.

  • @maddox471
    @maddox471 3 года назад +2077

    Nothing like pure uranium
    “Like this one right here!”
    **Geiger counter begins to scream**

    • @sircookie5404
      @sircookie5404 3 года назад +81

      When even the Geiger Counter is scared af like ,,BRO WHY DO U EVEN HAVE THIS!?" 😂

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 3 года назад +9

      You are the senate.

    • @alienispunk
      @alienispunk 3 года назад +1

      Just for a green glow

    • @sircookie5404
      @sircookie5404 3 года назад +1

      @@alienispunk haha yeh.. 'look! Shiny!" 😂

    • @jurajbeno8556
      @jurajbeno8556 3 года назад +4

      How is it actually not dangerous for him ??

  • @kristyandesouza5980
    @kristyandesouza5980 3 года назад +916

    "And it's nothing like pure uranium"
    *Pulls out an actual chunk of pure uranium for the video*

    • @dewmilk7266
      @dewmilk7266 3 года назад +30

      Then the radiation scanner starts screaming

    • @esautrash
      @esautrash 3 года назад +16

      @@dewmilk7266 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin 3 года назад

      yes, we saw it.

    • @D46A
      @D46A 3 года назад

      @@kushpaladin 😐

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 3 года назад

      @@kushpaladin 😐

  • @scyrt2292
    @scyrt2292 2 года назад +1023

    "this is my uranium cabinet"
    "Thats my uranium glass"
    "I made myself"
    "Nothing vompared to pure uranium (gets pure uranium)

  • @friendguy_BOSS
    @friendguy_BOSS 15 дней назад +1

    Thats like in the animes where when they check the main characters power level is really higj then they realize that isnt even 1 percent of his real power