Castle Super Beast Clips: N- An Experience, A Vibe, A Movement.
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"Our customers get what they deserve"
This is the most ominous slogan
Yeah, that sounds like any Shinra or Umbrella-esque company slogan
@@theqreem8587 Or the new joker's saying.
Or Sweeney Todd's
Or EA's
One of the best lines this podcast has ever produced.
2014: Ha ha Woolie the Liar stole my pie
2020: Woolie tries to commit vendor fraud
2021: woolie creates a diverse network of pass manufacturerers.
2024: Woolie the liar causes global crisis by selling "Racism passes" that are retroactively expired and avoids paying the IRS.
@@no1important777 "ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged n-passes..."
THE RACE WAR STAR NOW
@@no1important777 Woolie is canadian, so in his case it would be the CRA, not the IRS
@@roman11777 This made me laugh *way* too hard, you sir have a like
I like how this started with Woolie just scamming people with racism, but ended with him becoming an actual JoJo villain
Woolie activates his stand 「ＭＯＮＥＹ ＦＯＲ ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧ」
Every 10 word you have to say the N-word
This is the power of Woolie's Stand
I guess you could say that Woolie's pass is a... FILTHY ACT.
[ F I L T H Y A C T S F O R A R E A S O N A B L E C O S T]
Raizekalos Woolie: “Kono Woolie DA!!!!”
The look on Pat's face as he sees the train about to derail but does nothing.
*sip*
Pat could've stopped it, but he chose to do nothing
I now know that this is somehow Pat's fault
@@theqreem8587 He straight up kept yelling that Woolie's pass was revoked and that Woolie was an unsanctioned dealer, that's the best he could do via podcast/youtube video.
@@jackson3475 Yeah, he did. Still somehow his fault
Timestamp
“You can’t legally sell digital passes that would only be good prior to the invention of electricity.”
Hehehe N go n***a
9:32
The issue with that stance however is that it would only be sound if it was in the hypothetical selling of the NR word pass, the key difference between this hypothetical product and Mr. Madden's goods is the R, with in the period of time Pat brought up would be valid. However Mr. Madden is merely selling but a humble N word pass, which is in referral to a more common, mundane, and depending on the circumstance, jovial even.
Thusly, Mr. Madden and his humble business is in NO stew of legal questioning as Pat is merely going on a hypothetical product, which is NOT what Mr. Madden is selling.
Woolie at the Start: I’ve got a very legitimate and innovative business model that will bring happiness to the masses.
Woolie by the End: ALL THAT I DO IS JUST!!! MY WAY IS JUSTICE ITSELF!!! I SHALL BE THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!!!
I WILL TAKE THIS N WORD PASS
AND SELL IT
Woolmasu
“My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice”
-woolie ‘funny’ madden
“That’s right, I STOLE THE PIE. But get this, I am also God of the New world.”
Woolie “God of the N Word” Madden
I don't trust Woolie not to stealth update my N-Pass ver.7 to ver.8.
@OG BamBam GO It's still better than N-pass Vista.
N-pass is shutting down to install updates
*NO! JUST WAIT 2 MORE HOURS PLEASE!*
"What do you mean the patch broke my save file"
My favorite CSB subgenre is Woolie laughing about racism while Pat is one step away from physically imploding
The Podcast only has two modes based on who is leading the conversation: It's either Woolie's Racism Racket or Pat Against Humanity
Conspiracy Panda Video Games are involved at some points but certainly not guaranteed.
Pat levels of anxiety triggers in mysterious ways
@@noellesato311 They do occasionally talk about videoga- wait no.
@@THB192 Now I'm depressed again
Woolie talking fast to beat that racketeering charge, sacrificing street cred for more time on the clock.
better that than extra time on the shade for not talking fast enough
I'd love to buy the full 12 months but I think I can only afford 3/5ths of it at the moment
Fuck that's raw.
*slow clap*
Good play, sir.
Woolie is willing to Compromise on a payment plan
Eyy
You'll just need to make your payments in separate, but equal, installments
Pat made a critical error. He said it's illegal to SELL human flesh. However, Woolie's not trying to buy or sell it at all, he's accepting it as currency itself.
There's the loophole!
But later in the bit, Pat looked up what determines an act of fraud has been committed, and one does not even need to take money to have committed fraud
So it is the *costumers* who are breaking the law!
I'm sure there's laws preventing the use of people (or parts thereof) as currency.
@@Jay-ln1co like trading slaves
If Woolie made actual, physical N-word passes to buy as merch, I would buy them. #supportblackbusiness
With a tiny legal disclaimer on the back informing you that the pass does not actually constitute a defense against criminal/civil prosecution for hate speech.
@@bioforce5 Just a tiny one thoo
@@ToasterDsG "You're on your own in court" in like 4pt font
I would buy a batch and resell them at waiting line to Tyler the Creator concert.
i may consider making a prototype in photoshop if i get a good enough idea
"N: An Experience, A Vibe, A Movement"
A Ticket to Jail
「Ticket to Vibe」
@@Abdega 「Hate Train」
“Our customers get what they deserve.”
36:37 the exact moment Woolie realizes that he's pitching a pass to wear black face atop his n-word pass
Woolie will not rest until there is a n pass in every Canadians hands.
Fraud N Word passes. Well he is comitting fraud.
Justin Trudeau i can tell would love to purchase the premium pass.
There's so much land in Canada and so few people. 40 acres has never been so accessible.
I see Woolie is wearing his KKK coat with the hood down today.
This podcast was God Tier.
It really was, I probably looked insane at work due to this pure gold podcast
Black man tries to convince lawyer whitey why racism is a profitable industry.
@@Loffeleif everything, and then this comment, this is incredible.
Knight Warrior Best in a long time and that's really saying something with how great the recent bits have gotten like Woolie's giantess fetish
"a lot of things are shady"
I loved this whole sequence, Pat being 100% serious a wollie playing the EA CEO were gold.
I feel like I'm watching a borderline racist version of a Ace Attorney Trial.
"borderline" is generous
@@KinglyRed is it racist if it's a black man doing a favor,or is it more racist?
Mastema Howard
Yes. The Black Council says this is racist cause Woolie counts more as White now do to living in Canda while The SJW Kabal says it isn’t because he is clearly Black. So the Race War will begin soon and Woolie’s plan is working as intended.
@@RavenCloak13 If Matt or Liam were in his corner right now the Black Council would be on his side.
Woolie knows this and is why he chooses NOW to go forward with his Keikaku to start the race war
Might I point the court to 34:08 in the recording, sir.
When Pat somehow has the moral high ground.
Pat... has the... WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?!
This is a sign of the end times, isn't it? Should we all kiss our butts goodbye?
2020 was wild. NOW LETS GET READY FOR THE V. 2.3 UPDATE.
Woolie has forgotten one specific detail. THE BRAND NEW HARD R PREMIUM PACKAGE!!
'We put the hard R in Customer Retention'
*experiences may vary*
@@Loffeleif *experiences may vary on user's pigment, current company and/or use of social media*
That's a microtransaction purchased separately. $10 per hard R.
@@whiteblacklight9603 EA Race! It's in the War
I've come to realize what an intimate understanding Woolie has over how cultist or sleazy corporate leaders think and sell their ideas. Possibly from live interactions.
Woolieism is for everybody, with low, low commitment, after all. Not like Patism. Those guys are nuts.
Yeah he's got that shit locked down.
Woolie becoming the CEO of racism, as we all knew he was destined to do.
The Hokage of racism
Rewatching this after 2021 and realizing the N-pass was the prototypical NFT, just without the blockchain.
CSB: *makes an entire 50 minute bit about the n pass*
Woolie: *manages to make a jojoke*
I can’t tell if that makes me happy or blood-boilingly furious
@@do-nothingbear9474 " yes "
When Pat re-adjusted his camera, for a second I thought he was going to turn it off.
Hulk Hogan's pass was expired by the time he was recorded unfortunately.
Which is why N-Pass+ is a Necessary serivce! It's a cautionary tale of why you need to buy in right now!
@Personal Risk
After all, you gonna question BT?
Actually, since he's been completely re-instated in WWE's history, it has essentially been proven that his pass did not indeed expire.
The level of historic references and applied social context in woolies jokes during this podcast was a masterclass.
Shame on Pat, suddenly bringing race into this innocent speculative entrepreneurial exercise out of nowhere.
I think he must have had race on his mind for it to come out of the blue like that. Says a lot about him.
@@Shieldwall100 I bet he's the type of guy that thinks Detroit: Become Human is about racism.
This just straight up sounds like a GTAV/Saintsrow company pitch.
Alicia Fraser
It’s really good satire honestly. You give legitimate thought to some crazy idea and see the actual ramifications and logistics of it.
What makes it is Pat right here, as a white dude stopping a blade dude selling racism
imagine this is the FIRST SBF/Castle Super Beast video ever. You'd be beyond confused
“This is a video game podcast, right?” - New viewer
@@Wobble9000 "Is that man on the left really getting into trouble for selling...'passes'??"
@@Wobble9000 You know I'm not so sure about that. These bits are fun, but the only thing Woolie's been uploading lately are bits where he tries to trick us into starting a race war (this is part of Woolie's character lore). I really would like to hear their hot takes on The Last of us part 2 drama since they're a gaming news/game reviewing podcast, but they probably don't wanna risk getting demonetized since talking about whether or not it's right to sell an N word pass is ironically less likely to get you demonetized than talking about The Last of us part 2 leaks.
@@theprofesionalist7927 I literally still don’t know what everyone is talking about for TLOU2
@@Abdega bunch of bullshit, as usual. Spoilers got leaked, yada yada, won't hurt if you don't care. I certainly don't.
I love woolie just talking his way AROUND just calling U-Face what it is
Racism. AS. A. SERVICE.
"We're rolling out Racism 3.0 over the N-Cloud service. As such, all N-passes will be unavailable during the maintenance window from 2AM to 3AM. Do NOT attempt to use the N-word until maintenance is complete."
inb4 the servers shut down. Racism should be DRM free!
When is the Hard R dlc?
For the greater goods and services
there's a 10 year plan for racism.
N Pass Requiem
"But you will never reach the freedom to use that word. None who stand before me shall obtain it, despite their ability."
@@ChetManley1 Look at me! Think about who's truly worthy!
Pat: "Putting fine print on things doesn't make it legal"
* Laughs in American *
I fully expect the next podcast to open up and it's just Pat and Paige on the couch together.
The title will be "Castle Superbeast - FINAL". Pat will be in tears, while Paige sadly holds Elmo in her arms and tells the audience that Woolie and Pat are no longer friends, after Woolie "Liar" Darlington was arrested by Quebec Police Force for breaking multiple sales laws and trying to "frame-perfect dodge" arrest attempts by local police forces.
Minh was brought in as a suspect, but later released after telling officials "He was not the lord of giving out N-Passes, proving his innocence.
All future episodes of Castle Super Beast will be of Pat inviting multiple guests to co-host, including Scrublord Max and Plague "Snake Entusiast" of Gripes.
Woolie the Liar has now class changed to Woolie the Racketeer
Rikuo86
More like Class Upgrade. Racketeer sounds like a Tier 3 class though. What’s Tier 2 class in the Liar Tree?
hmm....Snitch? First you lie, then snitch, which gets you higher up to racketeering?
Kayleb Lang
I can see it. Aight! Snitch is Tier 2 class!
Pat in this part is channeling the same energy as when he told Woolie during the Superman argument:
"Yes Woolie, it's easy to win an argument when you change what words mean."
I know this was a year ago but in which podcast/video is the Superman argument?
@@Schermit It was way back in the Super Best Friendcast, Episode 94. Here's a video of the argument itself: ruclips.net/video/pxnwG7v79UQ/видео.html
Woolie bugs Minh to give him the distributor's rights for a C-pass.
there's supposed to be a Victor in front of that.... him reacting to "Chinaminh" would be hilarious though
You get the C-Pass and upon closer inspection it’s just a pass for the C-line on the subway and when you look back he’s teleported away.
@@1PROFITPROPHET1 Nah, he's moved very fast away.
"Results may vary" has never done more legwork
If Mihn is a member of N-pass productions, does that mean he can sit in on the black council?
Yes, but for now he has to sit in the back to get the full experience
Minh*
No, but they did give him the title of master though.
Minh was able to sit in on the council at the discretion of seasoned member Reggie of the Foot Clan.
no, unforunately the employee pass is for visual demonstration purposes only
Woolie diving deeper into the bit farther than Pat's ability to comment or not flip the fuck out is always appreciated. Never change, Woolie, never change
I'm liking post timeskip Woolie hair
though i miss season 3 Woolie's hat
"You can't sell expired items"
Sure you can, just call them "Antiques"
"Aged" works for consumables too
“Vintage”
Does "retro" work?
Calling them “Classic” also works. Collectors eat that shit up.
Antiques made daily
"It's not fraud, it's just false advertisement(?) We just gotta find a way to spin it!"
-Woolie 2020
Only Woolie and Pat would have a nearly 50-minute bit about commodifying and weaponizing racism on their podcast as a goof. It's like I'm watching a nearly hour long version of the "Oil?" part of David Chapelle's Black George Bush skit.
Woolie comodifying racism sounds like something that would be an ad on Robocop
When pat asked what it cost I really expected woolie to say "Well its a Day to Day conversation"
The Venn Diagram of the people who would buy N-Pass Premium and bought Fyre Festival tickets is a circle.
Hey I would never buy fyre fest tickets
Even the prime minister of Canada uses the “Your face” feature so it must be good!!!
Underrated comment very cool 👍
Woolie would go to jail, yes. But, Imagine rich white guys paying woolie for literal racisism as a service.
I kept a straight face until "it's a movement"
1:12 Pat's face is the face of someone that is about to be pushed off a cliff
I just love re-watching this.
This whole bit, this whole thing is just amazing. But the thing that helps push it over the edge into masterpiece, for me, is Woolie's white sweater. His getup just reminds me of some Steve Jobs looking person on stage, showing off this year's new N-Product.
I love Woolie's Steve Jobs ass sweater describing his brave new service to deliver direct to the customer.
Okay I'm just gonna call it: this is the single greatest bit any of you guys have ever done. The dedication. The research. There is so much to this rambling bullshit that is fucking gold, and I want this entire segment animated. I will play this at the candlelight vigil you will one day leave behind because you deserve it you mad genius. I'd gush more about this bit but I don't want it to come off as sarcastic.
Gold star.
"when everyones racist, no one is" -Syndrome- Woolie Madden
we have centuries of history confirming that is not true.
Remember everyone: Section 319(1): Publicly inciting hatred Section 319(1) makes it an offence to communicate statements in a public place which incite hatred against an identifiable group, where it is likely to lead to a breach of the peace. The Crown prosecutor can proceed either by indictment or by summary process. The maximum penalty is imprisonment of not more than two years. There is no minimum punishment
I didn't know full-throating the gamer word in public in Canada could send me to jail. lol
@@TheUnfortunateMejic Yeah, but it typically won't. For example look at Trudeau's face, no the OTHER face
Any country with hate speech laws doesn't practice free speech
@@ravensflockmate Unregulated "Free Speech" is pointing a loaded gun at the head of democracy. It only helps the ones that want to get rid of it.
Aside from complaints about specific implementations of certain laws, none of which I care to comment on at this time, only assholes and asshole sympathizers complain when being an asshole is outlawed.
While the exact stats varry... this feels like 70 to 90% of all businesses I've seen through out my life.
pikagammerplus pizza
Right? I have no idea what Pat was questioning about “planned obsolescence” and “legally punishable to insight hate speech” when tech does that all the time.
IPhones have a planned expiration date along with food products being perishable and you literally have to put expiration and best by dates to not get sued. Social media is LITERALLY always about “hey let’s kill this group of people!” or “fuck these groups of people!”. You’d literally would have to be doing thought policing for this shit and why I agree with the logic all speech should be protected by law even the ones you don’t agree with because having some vague as term like “hate speech” that can be determined to mean anything the person viewing the law wants is fucking bullshit! Though no wonder Canada actually have people going to jail because of wrong thing online.
@@RavenCloak13 "Planned" is the keyword in planned obsolescence. It implies intentional action. Food will eventually go bad no matter what you do, so the laws don't apply there. IPhones are most likely a legitimate example, but they're good at hiding it from the law.
FrozenOver0
Well less “good” and more they either pay them off or the people they get to check it don’t know the hell they actually are checking.
I could bring up more examples but IPhones are the most normally understood. You have other tech like fridges, computer parts (in terms of new products being better then what you currently have which I think is under the guidelines of “planned obsolescence”) discontinuing of phone service I think also counts because that’ the only reason I couldn’t use my original Nokia flip phone from 2003 after 2016 cause the service was just cut off for the model and then you have cars and other products like say frying pans.
New frying pans don’t last ANYWHERE near as long as the old cast-iron pans from like, the 1800’s. My grandma had one that was over 200 years old and only lost it when they moved. You had people handing those things down as heirlooms basically. You also have those lightbulbs that sort of prove they really could make lightbulbs that last over hundreds of years but that would literally make them have no business till new houses were made so they legit make it so they don’t last as long as they could.
Best ace attorney live action i've ever seen
As a recent purchaser of the N pass, I have to say it completely satisfied in every way. I say the n word and not a single person bats an eye.
As a fellow Black man I can confidently say the pass works perfect. Thanks Wools!
Coming back to this video, I realize Woolie essentially starts talking about EnPass NFTs
“Does plague even have a mule?”
Not anymore.....
But he does have a shiny new pass
I watched the first 2 minutes while incredibly high, and thought N-word passes as a business was a real thing that Woolie was starting, and this wasn't a joke.
This is something Riley from the Boondocks would totally do. That makes pat Huey in this situation...
2sappy
Pat WISHES he had Huey’s hair.
@@RavenCloak13 he can still have huey's hair, just missing the top part.
First name: Enward
Last name: Hardar
Occupation: CFO of N Pass North American division
At this point I think Woolie enjoys racism more than actual racists do
Honestly I doubt racists actually enjoy racism. It feels more like a Karen mentality.
You don't feel good that you managed to talk the manager into doing whatever it is you wanted. You feel annoyed that you had to talk someone into doing a thing you wanted in the first place!
Get you a man who loves you like Woolie loves racism.
Racists hate.
Woolie loves.
That's the difference
I am dying. *Dying*, I tell you. Haven't laughed this hard since the Stadia was announced.
This sounds like it has more viability as a product than Stadia.
This is the best introduction video to Castle Super Beast ever.
The Mule's value came from the help it would bring in working the 40 acres. Perhaps in modern day the market value of an N Word Pass would be the cost of a 4000 square foot home and an Iphone.
The N Pass is an extension of the Vocal Parasites from MGSV
“What was your favorite CSB episode?”
I like the episode where Woolie predicts NFTS for a looooong time
Your subscription to N-Pass Premium also includes complimentary admission to The Cookout™
*Grill privileges not included.
straightedgeecw
Well who the fuck would buy that?!
Pat isn't trying to re-orient the camera at the beginning, he's grabbing the camera while desperately hoping he can manifest [The Hand] and wipe this podcast from existence.
I come back to this video at least once a month because this is the best improv legal debate I've ever seen.
Now i would like to note that at the time the specific statement was "allotted plots of land NO LARGER than 40 acres along with a mule"
So most folks would have gotten probably 5 or so acres. Slaves that had worked longer than others likely would have gotten north of 20.
This is probably my favorite segment they've had... its one conversation, but its also MANY conversations overlayed onto itself
this is the most compelling courtroom drama i’ve ever seen
Was there to watch history happen live. After Pat's "technical difficulties" at 32:40, and sharing the Wikipedia article in chat at 33:22, Twitch chat suddenly became emote-only.
CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP.
The “N” stands for “Nook”
Excuse me? Do you have a valid N-word pass that allows you to use that word?
Full throated Nook
@@IamWalkingDead1 With a hard K
looking back at this video woolie is basically trying to sell NFTs
So Woolie COULD make the defense that the original passes were sold with no promises of being valid or usable. People buy antiques which are broken or no longer useful just to own them as a piece of history. Therefore, an N-Pass which expired give or take 100 years ago or was valid 400 years ago is just a collector's item.
Woolie's talent for market speak is scary.
Why does Woolie sound like GameStop back in March trying to stay open against local govt rule
the fact that woolz can hold it together so well is what makes this.
the slow bemused buildup to the patent-pending Hyena yucking
This is genuinely incredible. Bravo. 👏
I actually listened to this whole clip and somehow missed what 'your face' was as a service.
I think this podcast is miles better when they're not talking about video games.
This just devolved into a parody of network news with Woolie playing the role of a corporate/government shill and Pat the role of the blowhard partisan host.
Let's players are kinda forced to become good at improv, and the boys are really showing it off here.
Pat is the Alex Jones of video games.
@@blitzkriegdragon013 oh my god... OH MY GOD
At times it comes across as Senator Pat railing on CEO Woolie during a subcommittee
Who says it's a parody?
Fuckin, "He does it for FREE!" kills me.
"I'm the Authority"
okay who gave woolie a clipboard?
A rare case of Pat playing the straight man in a bit. For almost 50 minutes straight.
9:31 into 9:43-10:10
14:15-14:25
23:34-23:49
36:38-37:05
For the best of Woolie's angelic and absurd laughter.
Yeah I majored in N-Pass Economics, Professor HoesMadden was a real good teacher.
It's telling that, going into this video, I wasn't sure whether this was going to be about dropping bombs, or Naruto.
Both were worst case scenarios.
I got the N-Pass for my grandparents, but it turns out they've already been subscribed to the service for YEARS.
Woolie’s character arc has taken a drastic turn
"who even has a mule?" i think i have a neighbor who has a mule in town. i live in iowa.
The part when Woolie talked about: “if we should ever get hacked, your name would be on our list of subscribers” was fuckin hilarious. 😂 Pat was like: “what...what are you doing?”
This video is always a fucking banger, I'm so glad to see it again.