-INSANE streamer threatens to put VIEWER INTO A MEAT GRINDER- "When I say you, I don't mean you specifically, you know? Like I mean you -like I say 'you know?' I mean youse, like all of you." DERANGED STREAMER threatens to put ENTIRE VIEWERSHIP into MEAT GRINDER
the entire meat grinder conversation at 1:03:46, and the subsequent backpedal until around 1:10:00, might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at one of these streams
i like how the meat grinder literally comes out of nowhere. just someone's saying "he should probably power up" and he replies with "if I put you in a meat grinder" like wtf
25:35 this very serious topic about how he's concerned his brain is going to melt followed by "what am i doing?" as he agros the entire level is just poetic.
4:37:00 proves that Jerma was on something this stream, because those little indescribable noises and the later “overreaction for the RUclips video” felt incredibly genuine.
2:31:39 I imagine someone coming across his bloodstains and be like "haha this guy is so stupid, he got scarlet rot and decides to stand still. what an idiot"
Jerma COMPLETELY forgot that charged heavies CAN stagger enemies no matter where they are hit. This golem is trivialized if you keep heavy attacking its ankles. Screw the fuckers in chat for saying how it's not worth attacking the ankles.
Its funny his argument for not using the greatsword is that he has been using the other swords the whole game and 'knows their moves' but at least half of all of his swings of the whole game come up short of the enemy.
@Christopher S Slow weapons don't suck. They cause crazy amounts of stance break, especially against enemies that you can usually only get a single hit in on before needing to dodge even when using a faster weapon. Often they can cause stagger on tannkier enemies as well.Plus, you're supposed to pair them with armor and poise boosting weapon arts/spells/items/etc and do hit trading - which of course requires leveling up vigor for more hp. Also +6 isn't very high up there in upgrades for a greatsword in elden ring.
havent played the game, started watching his playthrough on part 9, watched that and the next couple streams live then went back to the beginning - cannot tell you how fucking stoked i was when he walked in the room and i saw Astel. omgomg THE BABY RATTLE! it has to be!!
I started playing Dark Souls 3 because I got so tilted at the way he plays, but I love the experience of watching him play, it's enthralling. The real world dodging, the excuses, the constantly retreating with a magic build but he doesn't shoot magic while he's retreating, it's awesome and I love to see it. And he's like good, so I have no idea why he plays like that, unless Elden Ring is very different from DS3, he's clearly pretty good and familiar with the way the game works, it's so funny
The dragon literally has no purpose, but I still refuse to kill her on principle. Imagine standing next to an almost completely immobile grandma, and poking her with a sewing needle until she bled to death. It's just plain cruel.
I actually agree with Jerma about the "instant kill" thing. There is a crucial difference between what something _technically_ is vs. what it _functionally_ is. If an attack is _technically_ not an instant kill, but it does so much damage that it effectively guarantees death 99% of the time, then it is functionally an instant-kill move.
@@dorian4191 I know but I was being nitpicky because vigor is health, vitality Is what it's called in dark souls and in elden ring its blight resistance
Jerma is literally incapable of punishing massive openings. He literally locks onto ONE FUCKING MOVE and waits for that, hits the enemy ONCE, and then wonders why he dies. Him running from Astel for 45 minutes waiting for a single attack and going through 8 grab sequences and 9 meteor sequences all because he just wouldn't roll behind its incredibly punishable attacks was so hard to watch.
7:03:00 streamer tries to "take off the gross skin" from the outfit made entirely out of human skin, gets mad when he can't remove the material that makes up almost all of the chestpiece he is wearing
The way he somehow only reads the first and third paragraphs of the item descriptions at 3:57:05 when the second paragraph explicitly answers the question he'd been asking is unreal
6:41:56 ive been using the guts greatsword for the majority of my playthrough just cuz i like massive sword, also it seems to scale pretty good with strength, which is what im doing
@@jovon6791 greatswords are pretty good they're a quicker alternative then collosals and the iron greatsword has good scaling the flamberge has bleed and most greatswords are just good they're never really bad
Since he didn't re-activate the sign for the turtle puzzle, the turtles were invisible. He still managed to hit the flying turtle with his horse by accident to complete the puzzle. Pretty sure there's only two big turtles and the sign is a typo. (I only killed two when I did it.) Wild.
Oh that's why we couldn't see the flying one? Huh, Didn't think they'd actually exist. It was only two for me as well, apparently there is a third one way to the east but it's bugged.
I had to get all three, the last one was on to the east just sitting in the middle of a flat clearing by the forest. But I can see how they would bug out as for whatever reason things In the area randomly just die and you get 200 runes out of nowhere.
29:12 for a brief moment, the eldritch being who encased itself inside jermas body briefly lets out a groan of discomfort, before returning to its meaty disguise of a middle aged man.
2:30:00 At this point I tried to guess to myself how long Jerma will take to get that invisible bug. I guessed 2 entire minutes, 120 seconds. Not even close and he manages to die to it...
it sucks that jermas viewers wanted him to stop playing this like a week in, like if the man wants to enjoy elden ring for a month and hes not pushing content and genuinely interested. let him, jeez
There’s something really funny to me about how Jerma’s chat says he’s smoking “half-priced ganja”. It’s as if just being high isn’t enough to justify his level of brain rot so they have to specify that his weed is really terrible.
my favorite part is around 3:02:20 he starts questioning what this genre of games would now be called all the while you can hear Millicent dying in the background so im just imagining hes saying this stuff to her while shes rotting from the inside out
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6:11 Elden Ring
2:26:56 1st Brb Ends
6:16:09 2nd Brb Ends
1:44:40
1:02:42 meatgrinder fantasy begins
Forgot this one 1:03:51
Normal Streamers: "Ban this guy"
Jerma: "If I chop you up in a meat grinder-"
or he'll say "BAN THIS GUY FOR FIVE MINUTES.......just kidding"
it's funny bc he's both of these guys
-INSANE streamer threatens to put VIEWER INTO A MEAT GRINDER-
"When I say you, I don't mean you specifically, you know? Like I mean you -like I say 'you know?' I mean youse, like all of you."
DERANGED STREAMER threatens to put ENTIRE VIEWERSHIP into MEAT GRINDER
Jerma is incredibly talented at saying the wrong thing by accident
@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 bold of you to assume he says it by accident
I'm offended we all have to share 1 meat grinder. He's also a cheap streamer, can't even splurge on murdering his entire viewer base.
@@GippyHappy splurge? Hold on there.
@@Tokmurok I guarantee the word doesn’t mean what you think it means
the entire meat grinder conversation at 1:03:46, and the subsequent backpedal until around 1:10:00, might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at one of these streams
For me that wasn't. But it was funny when he was putting ring onto the girl at around 01:17:00
He's such a psycho!
His excuses are so weird too. “No, I’m making a reference” “no, I mean you collectively, like all of you” “no, I mean it’s just a thing that happens”
@@stuffedbrains "excuses"
INSANE streamer fantasizes about putting fans in meat grinders and watching their eyeballs pop out!
I like ur rollercoaster tycoon 2 angry guest pfp
Possibly popping off the bear kinda
Oh good someone already said it
I love how normal and nice Jerma is and everyone makes out to be the most INSANE man in the room.
@@morkomori9617 he is though😳
i like how the meat grinder literally comes out of nowhere. just someone's saying "he should probably power up" and he replies with "if I put you in a meat grinder" like wtf
I love when he says “I don’t think this community’s gonna let that one go for a long time” about the meat grinder thing. He was so right
25:35 this very serious topic about how he's concerned his brain is going to melt followed by "what am i doing?" as he agros the entire level is just poetic.
4:55:56 he's dodging irl from his own moves this man is amazing
Psycho streamer can’t tell the difference between fantasy game and real life, thinks he’s being attacked
@@stuffedbrains meat grinder it is
I thought Astel had an awesome design, but some chatter calling him a Nerds Rope made me lose my mind
Anal beads and nerds rope is god tier
barz
Whats a Nerds Rope?
@@creativebusinessunit7506 a candy made by the Ferrara company
the funny space scorpion
02:53:00 Nominating this for worst sound. "Donkey Fall".
I wish I knew how to edit. There needs to be a compilation of the noises Jerma has made in this playthrough, it would be a 30 Minute video
this one had be fucking spitting laughing
@@voisinage17 time to learn
8:22:02 I love how the beat stops as if to acknowledge that jerma missed
The meat grinder bit takes the cake but the baby rattle and the motivational audio were absolutely killing me
6:57:33 he dodged IRL for scarlet rot buildup that's a new one
I like how you are using your second channel to comment
Hello mr fruit man
grayf
I really like the 3 minutes of blacksmith sounds in this one. Really adds to the atmosphere
ASMR fish blacksmith groaning
4:37:00 proves that Jerma was on something this stream, because those little indescribable noises and the later “overreaction for the RUclips video” felt incredibly genuine.
"he doesn't sound like my fuckin' neighbor mate! Get him!" sounded very aussie lmao I didn't think he could do it
Time stamp?
@@jimmynutrition7858 2:50:32
@@solitaryconfinement1975 😂
6:13:15 the ambience is immaculate Jeremy thank you. I love just sword sounds.
Jerma’s fighting his toilet
Asmr sword sounds to fall asleep to
beware of jerma putting you into a meat grinder
I have never stopped being afraid of that event. If only there was a way to prevent it from happening.
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@@phoebeaurum7113 Buy the jerma repellent, it’s kept my entire family safe
@@sporkyonejerma has evolved, we can’t stop him now.
@@icgmommy87 hey that’s why you gotta get the jerma repellent 6, it’s 6x as strong as the normal repellent
7:55:32 cheers to you begins
@@jonelervorths4110 he wastes so much time trying to kill the Golem that doesn't even drop anything unique lmao.
Thank you, my friend
@@secretlyaslug2325 its about the love of the game brother
His mimic getting absolutely fucking ganked by the two watchdogs is my favorite moment. Literally chainstun instant death.
And then he has the audacity to say it sucks
My current theory is that the soul of Astel possessed Jerma and FORCED him to switch weapons.
the man really spent 40 minutes fighting the golem without knowing you can just stun it by hitting literally anywhere on its body
1:03:51 this is the meat grinder part, your welcome
2:31:39 I imagine someone coming across his bloodstains and be like "haha this guy is so stupid, he got scarlet rot and decides to stand still. what an idiot"
1:40:31 Impressive Seinfeld routine
2:51:39 jack sparrow impression
4:25:43 half-price ganja
6:23:01 funny dog glitch hoo hoo hehe
7:00:18 trash andy
7:35:00 babushka andy
Ah yes, my favorite jack sparrow quote: "ufhhusyyshwhhdyujsysy."
I like the "if it's not moonveil then it sucks" mindset.
1:02:12 with how bs that attack is, I literally felt every last ounce of his fear right there
Jerma COMPLETELY forgot that charged heavies CAN stagger enemies no matter where they are hit. This golem is trivialized if you keep heavy attacking its ankles. Screw the fuckers in chat for saying how it's not worth attacking the ankles.
I think u meant jump attacks. Idk what charged heavies are, i thought u can only do jump attacks in this game. Monkey jump and swing big stick
collectively speaking, he is putting you into a meat grinder. Run.
How did he go from low health and instant kill moves to shoving people into meat grinders?
Crippling adhd
I knew the SECOND I found the godskin fatguy robe that jerma would find and put it on. Feeling very smug rn
Holy shit around 7:58:00 when he puts on that motivational speaker as he fights the golem. Comedy cold lmao
I cannot stop laughing at you saying "comedy cold"
He successfully called the Moonveil would be nerfed.
Getting to Astel before ever getting to Altus is impressive, never mind beating him too
7:56:00 he literally played a motivational affirmation video with applause to fight😂😂
The man is too funny
You need to catch up on the lore
come on gwyn!
2:38:07 I can't stop watching this part... I wish you could obtain the book as a weapon.
Its funny his argument for not using the greatsword is that he has been using the other swords the whole game and 'knows their moves' but at least half of all of his swings of the whole game come up short of the enemy.
He mentioned like five reasons other than that - like stat investment. Nice cherrypicking.
@@Xeronoia calm down it’s a video game
@@shitwater2766 calm down its a comment
@Christopher S Slow weapons don't suck. They cause crazy amounts of stance break, especially against enemies that you can usually only get a single hit in on before needing to dodge even when using a faster weapon. Often they can cause stagger on tannkier enemies as well.Plus, you're supposed to pair them with armor and poise boosting weapon arts/spells/items/etc and do hit trading - which of course requires leveling up vigor for more hp.
Also +6 isn't very high up there in upgrades for a greatsword in elden ring.
But this really doesn't work against bosses, which are the hardest part of the game already
havent played the game, started watching his playthrough on part 9, watched that and the next couple streams live then went back to the beginning - cannot tell you how fucking stoked i was when he walked in the room and i saw Astel. omgomg THE BABY RATTLE! it has to be!!
I started playing Dark Souls 3 because I got so tilted at the way he plays, but I love the experience of watching him play, it's enthralling. The real world dodging, the excuses, the constantly retreating with a magic build but he doesn't shoot magic while he's retreating, it's awesome and I love to see it. And he's like good, so I have no idea why he plays like that, unless Elden Ring is very different from DS3, he's clearly pretty good and familiar with the way the game works, it's so funny
I kept dying to an erdtree avatar and I decided to use his hit and run strat and it worked, but I still died so I just spammed agheels flamr
i like how he got the greatsword and said “who uses these” when it’s the most popular weapon in the whole game
incredible just how hard the meat grinder incident overshadows the baby rattle debacle
3:49:45 this was actually heart breaking
Was the dragon important or was it just sad bc he killed him for no reason 😭😭
The dragon literally has no purpose, but I still refuse to kill her on principle.
Imagine standing next to an almost completely immobile grandma, and poking her with a sewing needle until she bled to death. It's just plain cruel.
DERANGED streamer KILLS dragon on VIDEO GAME and discovers EMPATHY after having a KILL COUNT of 985 people.
@@Pac_Appl21 NUMBER 6 man URINATES on fellow PASSENGER for not being ALLOWED TO SMOKE
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 She is decaying and crippled, I think you're doing her a favour
I'm so glad jerma isn't real and can't pushe anyone in a meat grinder
HOW DOES HE STILL NOT KNOW YOU CAN SWING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HORSE OML
I actually agree with Jerma about the "instant kill" thing. There is a crucial difference between what something _technically_ is vs. what it _functionally_ is.
If an attack is _technically_ not an instant kill, but it does so much damage that it effectively guarantees death 99% of the time, then it is functionally an instant-kill move.
YOU AGREE WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH!?
Just get more vitality
@@dorian4191 blight always instant kills regardless of how high your vitality is, it only effects build up
@@ihatebritain3942 it was a bad joke about Astels "one shot" moves
@@dorian4191 I know but I was being nitpicky because vigor is health, vitality Is what it's called in dark souls and in elden ring its blight resistance
The audio he plays at 8:00:00 would be so awesome in a punk album. I was half expecting dead Kennedys to start playing
5:04 Jerma just described the gameplay of every Souls game ever.
1:35:20 I've never seen a man beg with a sneeze before
Sup gray
INSANE streams BEGS sneeze, REFUSES to wash DISGUSTING hands
Is this the guy who died to pinwheel?
im so glad he ended up using the baby rattle
Jerma is literally incapable of punishing massive openings. He literally locks onto ONE FUCKING MOVE and waits for that, hits the enemy ONCE, and then wonders why he dies. Him running from Astel for 45 minutes waiting for a single attack and going through 8 grab sequences and 9 meteor sequences all because he just wouldn't roll behind its incredibly punishable attacks was so hard to watch.
tbh this is hilarious to read on this rewatch knowing that he masters the flail which requires you to read massive openings
INSANE STREAMER JERMA THREATENS HIS FANS WITH MEAT GRINDER
7:03:00 streamer tries to "take off the gross skin" from the outfit made entirely out of human skin, gets mad when he can't remove the material that makes up almost all of the chestpiece he is wearing
1:03:51 The sentence and worldwide known "Meatgrinder" is born. Where all the memes and animation memes are made :3
1:03:00 mad man complaining about insta kill moves in a video game as he is playing a cloth wearing spell caster with a magical katana
1:02:12 Jerma the Tie fighter
Can't believe he literally gives up the fucking moonveil for a baby rattle/cat toy
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Dementia.
PSYCHO streamer literally roleplays as a BABY on stream (4k)
jerma's face is just one big blister by the end of astel's boss fight
HEA COVERED IN MEAT FROM THE MEAT GRINDER
Meat grinder confirmed not an instant kill
my favorite part is how the meat grinder analogy doesn't make any sense
The way he somehow only reads the first and third paragraphs of the item descriptions at 3:57:05 when the second paragraph explicitly answers the question he'd been asking is unreal
As someone who was using the guts sword with 10 endurance, yea its important to level stamina bar
1:03:51 meat grinder part
6:41:56 ive been using the guts greatsword for the majority of my playthrough just cuz i like massive sword, also it seems to scale pretty good with strength, which is what im doing
He’s talking about no named just basic form weapons. If your a fan of guts ofc you would use the sword but basic great swords don’t really seem useful
@@jovon6791 greatswords are pretty good they're a quicker alternative then collosals and the iron greatsword has good scaling the flamberge has bleed and most greatswords are just good they're never really bad
I back up the regular weapon gang.
Has anyone told him yet that your ash Mimic has infinite FP?
”Fart doodoo” - jerma ”Fart doodoo” 985
7:32:50 fun fact : Miyajaki IS a masochist and gets thrill from horrible deaths in souls games.
Since he didn't re-activate the sign for the turtle puzzle, the turtles were invisible. He still managed to hit the flying turtle with his horse by accident to complete the puzzle.
Pretty sure there's only two big turtles and the sign is a typo. (I only killed two when I did it.)
Wild.
Oh that's why we couldn't see the flying one? Huh, Didn't think they'd actually exist. It was only two for me as well, apparently there is a third one way to the east but it's bugged.
I had to get all three, the last one was on to the east just sitting in the middle of a flat clearing by the forest.
But I can see how they would bug out as for whatever reason things In the area randomly just die and you get 200 runes out of nowhere.
I can't believe this ME STRONG looking headass let Astel cast meteors 4 times 🥶
29:12 for a brief moment, the eldritch being who encased itself inside jermas body briefly lets out a groan of discomfort, before returning to its meaty disguise of a middle aged man.
I love how he mentions multiple times in this stream how much he loves BOTW without making it obvious he has never played them at that point
@6:51:27
Erdtree avatar: good morning starshine. The earb says hello.
*death ching*
1:03:47 met grider
2:30:00 At this point I tried to guess to myself how long Jerma will take to get that invisible bug. I guessed 2 entire minutes, 120 seconds. Not even close and he manages to die to it...
Astel: *teleports behind you* nothin personell, Tarnished
1:03:46
That dead sounded unreal.
“I’m not gonna put you into a meat grinder”
That’s exactly what someone who’s gonna put me into a meat grinder would say!
it sucks that jermas viewers wanted him to stop playing this like a week in, like if the man wants to enjoy elden ring for a month and hes not pushing content and genuinely interested. let him, jeez
These mortals can't comprehend what lord Jerma's poetry means
dying more times to a generic giant golem enemy than Margit and Godrick combined is such a Jerma thing to do
1:03:51 Where the lyrics from his remix
The more he defends the meat grinder, the more it really makes it seem like something he'd do or has done.
7:54:00 How in the fuck did this not get vod muted?
"that looks like a shack over there"
goes to a castle bride
I wish he found the radagon icon or whatever it’s called, it raises casting speed by a pretty good amount
Jerma fighting a boss to Doom music is badass as hell. He was dodging really well, too.
7:55:10 "It didn't work!" no Jerma it worked perfectly, you died right at the end of the song, perfectly on cue.
6:51:56 dude please dont say those two sentences in a row
You definitely can parry the gaol guy, because I've done it with the exact same gear and build he's doing.
45:44
sussy??1
There’s something really funny to me about how Jerma’s chat says he’s smoking “half-priced ganja”. It’s as if just being high isn’t enough to justify his level of brain rot so they have to specify that his weed is really terrible.
1:04:00 - 1:04:01 nah i can still hear the remix dude
1:03:47 the part you’re looking for! Meat grinder meme I think the remix was Japanesecoffee
21:10 oh my goodness he accidently wrongwarped LOL!
8:05:52 the timing lmao
my favorite part is around 3:02:20 he starts questioning what this genre of games would now be called all the while you can hear Millicent dying in the background so im just imagining hes saying this stuff to her while shes rotting from the inside out