Marjorie Taylor Greene Cites HIPAA, Won't Say if She's Been Vaccinated: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Marjorie Taylor Greene refusing to say whether she’s been vaccinated and Republicans saying we should learn to live with climate change.
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  • @ThisnThatVintage
    @ThisnThatVintage 2 года назад +669

    Funny how HIPAA doesn't come into play when making laws about women's medical care. Ms. Greene I call HIPAA too. I don't want you in my doctor's office/visit!!

    • @jso6790
      @jso6790 2 года назад +49

      I wish our reporters weren't so timid. I had the same thought as you expressed here, but also thought- wouldn't it be amazing if someone asked her "So, how many of your personal trainers HAVE you slept with in violation of marital oath and your professed Christian faith?" People like her are filthy hypocrites unworthy of any position of trust or authority in our country.

    • @crxess
      @crxess 2 года назад +1

      Which has what to do with PRIVACY?

    • @ThisnThatVintage
      @ThisnThatVintage 2 года назад +13

      @@crxess mine

    • @mikepastushak8566
      @mikepastushak8566 2 года назад

      Pppp⁰⁹⁰p

    • @crxess
      @crxess 2 года назад +2

      @@ThisnThatVintage Deep

  • @HankScorpio1982
    @HankScorpio1982 2 года назад +549

    "How many of the Democrats are willing to say whether or not they're vaccinated..." Um, all of them?

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 2 года назад +7

      you shoulda seen MeAgain McCain lol

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, all of them. Theres even been news stories about the Dems' 100% vaccination rate.

    • @blackm4niac
      @blackm4niac 2 года назад +18

      Which is why reporters are asking the republicans if they are vaccinated since the democrats openly flaunt the fact that they have all received the vaccine. It'll be pointless to ask them if they are vaccinated, just like it would be pointless to ask Piper Perry if she is sexually active, both would say "yes"

    • @gregadams5642
      @gregadams5642 2 года назад

      @@dfuher968 that's a lie I the one Democrat I work with is unvaccinated

    • @tifacorgi
      @tifacorgi 2 года назад +15

      @@gregadams5642 you work for the Democrats in the house or senate? Who?

  • @karenneill9109
    @karenneill9109 2 года назад +153

    “The Netherlands ... don’t destroy their economy to fight climate change.” Ummmm.... There’s this thing called a sea wall they built. It cost over a billion dollars. The Netherlands was one of the first countries in the world (40 years ago) realized that without a planet to live on, the economy is moot.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 года назад +8

      It probably helps to be barely above sea level on a good day. And to have plenty of costal line.
      I'd bet a kidney on it: those GOP-monkeys going "oh, why not just get used to climate change" have their holiday homes / prepper-homes complete with swimming pool and home theater high enough to still be safe and dry if the ocean level goes up 10 feet.

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 года назад +8

      @@Julia-lk8jn It’s all about immediacy. These 1%ers have vacation properties in Florida. A two foot rise would swallow up 2/3 of the state. Don’t they get that those luxury condos on the beach are built on top of sand, that storms dig away sand... Put the pieces together, folks.

    • @maianoguillaume
      @maianoguillaume 2 года назад +1

      They're also among the few large nations that financed the economic system that led us there.
      Fun unrelated fact: the Bilderberg hotel is in the Netherlands. Okay, maybe very slightly related.

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 года назад

      @@DrBreadstick LOL

  • @ragemachine420
    @ragemachine420 2 года назад +43

    Fox host: why don’t we just adapt when it happens
    Most people: why don’t we just adapt now so it won’t happen

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 2 года назад +244

    It's hilarious that the party screaming "cancel culture" is the one screaming to cancel things.

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof 2 года назад +9

      Like I always say the people who talk toughest are the first to whine and cry when it's time to step up. All that rootin' tootin' hard talk is just hot air.

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 2 года назад +5

      Every. Single. Time. 😒

    • @Gamefreak8112
      @Gamefreak8112 2 года назад +5

      @@Turtleproof the dog the barks the loudest is the most afraid. they bark to intimidate so they don't have to fight. GoP is fucking LOUD

    • @funman4tw1
      @funman4tw1 2 года назад +6

      The anti-cancel culture crowd canceling culture...

    • @funman4tw1
      @funman4tw1 2 года назад +1

      @my dick your face whoa. They are human beings. You shouldn't be so nice and curtious when speaking about them. Jeez...

  • @catherinehendrickson2809
    @catherinehendrickson2809 2 года назад +160

    She's just confusing HIPPA with HYPOCRITE.

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣👍❤

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 2 года назад +5

      You win the Internet today!!!

    • @Darkmattermonkey77
      @Darkmattermonkey77 2 года назад +6

      You get over 100 likes. Even while using one “A” in HIPAA.

    • @catherinehendrickson2809
      @catherinehendrickson2809 2 года назад +1

      @@Darkmattermonkey77 Auto Correct my third worst enemy. tRumpublicans and sweet's 🙂🖐

  • @ravenbone3028
    @ravenbone3028 2 года назад +147

    A Closer Lick: peanut butter with pretzel nuggets, dark chocolate chunks and swirls of cognac. Like Seth, an ice cream that's down to Earth, very salty, and with a streak of dark humor that makes you wanna drink.

    • @jonezzjazz
      @jonezzjazz 2 года назад +1

      WHAT is 25% below sea level?!

    • @geraldinesleijpen5504
      @geraldinesleijpen5504 2 года назад +1

      @@jonezzjazz 25% of the Netherlands is below sea level

  • @diannehorsley7883
    @diannehorsley7883 2 года назад +32

    Since when did MTG get a medical degree? She is an "uninformed source"!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +1484

    So the answer is yes. Yes, she's vaccinated... was probably vaccinated looooong ago, and doesn't want her base to know about it. Otherwise, the answer would have been a simple 'no.'

    • @flwrfan1752
      @flwrfan1752 2 года назад +118

      @New message-She’s a hypocrite just like her Master,Trumpie!

    • @MikeGolfLima
      @MikeGolfLima 2 года назад +70

      Ah, I see, your a master of deduction too. The reason to call HIPAA is so she's never accused for lying if she would've have said no. I see her game.

    • @karenestinson787
      @karenestinson787 2 года назад +26

      Yes the question was a simple one ok. And easy ( YES OR NO ) ANSWER WOW SHE'S SO SMART.. LOL

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 2 года назад +69

      @@christinewild5935 That also only applies to medical professionals.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 года назад +33

      a republican choosing to not lie? is this character growth by the woman taking human growth hormones? seriously, Scooby ripped off her mask and it was Jose Canseco.

  • @Z3DT
    @Z3DT 2 года назад +167

    As a Dutchman, watching that clip pissed me off. Half my country lives in constant fear that the cities they live in and the towns in which they grew up will be gone due in a few decades because of climate change.

    • @deltav864
      @deltav864 2 года назад +19

      Not to mention that the whole reason we've adapted and became a global leader on water management is precisely because we've been struck by disaster before (Watersnoodramp 1953) and said "never again"! Although Royal Dutch Shell is really trying to pull a ''hold my beer'' on that one. It's quite fascinating and disheartening to see the stance on climate change shift from "it's not real!" to "maybe it's real, but we don't cause it!" to "Ok we cause it, but it's good" to "Ok it's not good, but we can adapt!" What's next? "Ok we can't adapt, but God's cool in the afterlife!"
      Also try watermanaging yourself out of the billions (yeah with a B) of climate refugees that this unfolding disaster will spawn.

    • @archibaldmountcatten1684
      @archibaldmountcatten1684 2 года назад +9

      As someone from Limburg, let me just say that we had a great week 🙄..

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 2 года назад +2

      If i were european, I'd be passed at the americans regardless due to the constant interference in European elections (remember the president and brexit?) and constantly spying on its leaders and people.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад

      @@deltav864 Well they are named Shell, perhaps they think they can build shell domes Unda da Sea?

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +2

      @@user-nf9xc7ww7m US didn't make any impact on Brexit.
      If anything it was more likely the Russians through disinformation campaigns.
      It suits there interests to have a disordered and non unified Europe - all the better to retake the eastern parts of it so that Putin can be the neo Soviet emperor before he dies.

  • @virginiapicker
    @virginiapicker 2 года назад +24

    Boy, I’d love to be able to laugh at this. But it’s just too damned depressing. And accurate.

  • @sassiea36
    @sassiea36 2 года назад +36

    Whenever Greene says something that she "thinks" is smart she starts with "You see". Yes we see you are completely clueless.

    • @beatrizsanchez2926
      @beatrizsanchez2926 2 года назад +2

      She's a silly person who thinks she understands concepts that until now she had very little interest to understand

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 2 года назад +1886

    The "religious" right, who are ok with people going around knocking on stranger's doors to talk to them about their personal religious beliefs, are outraged by medical people trying to save people's lives....
    Because... life is sacred???

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 2 года назад +89

      Sigh. Yes, go figure.

    • @uweschroeder
      @uweschroeder 2 года назад +53

      Good one.

    • @RaKMugLit
      @RaKMugLit 2 года назад +12

      And then there are the people inbetween who dont want ANYONE to show up at their door to advertise a view point that they didnt go seeking on their own!!! Ha haha heh 😅

    • @erich6860
      @erich6860 2 года назад +138

      Life is not sacred to these people, only birth.

    • @the-renegade
      @the-renegade 2 года назад +37

      Jehovah's Witness would be upset with Republicans, heh.

  • @augustus331
    @augustus331 2 года назад +366

    Here in the Netherlands, we've had the worst flood in a thousand years last week.
    So please, Jesse Waters, tell us that we aren't affected by rising oceans.

    • @Crises79
      @Crises79 2 года назад +7

      Well... the flooding has little to do with rising sea levels, but all with extreme rainfall in Germany and Belgium.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 2 года назад +12

      I’m so sorry about all the flooding in NL and other countries.

    • @lorhay2522
      @lorhay2522 2 года назад +27

      From one concerned Canadian, please know that you are all in our prayers. We love the Netherlands & the people. I’m not sure if you have been following our crisis here in Canada (you have a lot to deal with) but we are battling record number of forest fires in British Columbia (most of them caused by lightning strikes) which is affecting the air quality all the way to Toronto. Climate change is REAL!

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 2 года назад +15

      Praying for you and Netherlands. Most of us in America don’t agree with this idiot

    • @miepski
      @miepski 2 года назад +5

      As a Dutchie I'd say this comment is as stupid as stupid can get. The floodings of last week had NOTHING to do with the rising sealevel. I am not saying that the rising sealevel isn't a huge concern, but let's keep the facts straight. The flooding rivers had everything to do with the huge amount of rain that fell in a very short time.

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael 2 года назад +69

    "Going door to door asking personal questions, that's creepy."
    Every JW & LDS: "Whut?"

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 года назад +9

      Yes, but JW & LDS only try to recruit you into their religion. They don't ask you creepy questions like "so, do you have any questions on Covid19, how the vaccines work, how we developped them that quickly, etc ?"
      You know, creepy sciency stuff.

    • @orlandocardoza974
      @orlandocardoza974 2 года назад +2

      @@Julia-lk8jn You consider those questions to be creepy? Asking a person do they need help understanding what the Covid-19 virus is, what it can do, what are the possible ways of responding to it? You consider those to be creepy questions?

    • @Bethgael
      @Bethgael 2 года назад +7

      @@orlandocardoza974 I think you missed the sarcasm implicit in the comment. :)

    • @BLKKING05
      @BLKKING05 2 года назад +1

      @@Bethgael It's getting hard to tell nowadays honestly

    • @jerryday5256
      @jerryday5256 2 года назад

      @@BLKKING05 this one was blatantly obvious though..
      🙄

  • @waffles8364
    @waffles8364 2 года назад +84

    Marjorie Taylor Green is truly an inspiring person. She really shows you can grow up with no brain activity whatsoever, carry on through life even though your one brain cell died off decades ago, and then get elected to public office with less intellectual capabilities than a house plant. Science should study her. How does a creature with no signs of even having a brain at all walk and talk like a person? It's a medical mystery.

    • @iris-2021
      @iris-2021 2 года назад

      This is true & very, very sad.

    • @Lilith701
      @Lilith701 2 года назад

      I love you 😘

    • @carrotking123
      @carrotking123 2 года назад +2

      Personally, I'm of the opinion that she has a brain and most of her seemingly stupid or uninformed opinions are actually calculated attempts to get as much shock and awe attention as possible. Remember, not too long ago she was just some random lady on FB, learning that the crazier she sounded the more attention she got. It's not just stupid, it's simple conditioning. Insane things out, national attention in. Should be a rule that any time someone says something in America is "like the Holocaust" (or calls anyone other than actual Nazis Nazis/brownshirts) is mostly looking to get into the headlines. And our national news networks fall for it every time. For me, the HIPAA thing is emblematic of how far in over her head this random-woman-turned-Congress-member has gotten herself (seriously, major Duning Kruger effect there).

    • @carrotking123
      @carrotking123 2 года назад +2

      Sorry for the long reply. It's just that I've come to the conclusion that simply calling them stupid (and focusing making jokes about how stupid she personally is) masks the actual roots of their popularity, and keeps us from preventing the next Marjorie Taylor Green, or even Donald Trump. You can't fix stupid. But you *can* deprive insane attention seeking of a platform. Unless they're actually making anti Vax laws, we should really just ignore them. Ignore them until they fade into irrelevance. I don't think MGT would have even run if she hadn't felt bolstered by the attention she was getting from her crazy statements. (obviously if they're actually doing things that are detrimental to public health and safety, attention is needed to push back; for example, DeSantis and his party members' anti mask rules in FL is a good exception, that's worthy of coverage and national outrage)

    • @carrotking123
      @carrotking123 2 года назад +3

      But if we're just making jokes and my previous comments were overkill: I don't know about how smart my houseplants are, but even my dog doesn't fight when I take her in for vaccinations, so she may be smarter than Marjorie Taylor Green. :)

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
    @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 года назад +830

    Forget Lin Manuel Miranda and Hamilton, I still haven’t been able to get a ticket to Cicada, Cicada

    • @munkey3
      @munkey3 2 года назад +10

      Right?!

    • @edrod00
      @edrod00 2 года назад +29

      You said it wrong, it's Cicada not cicadA

    • @meumnomen
      @meumnomen 2 года назад +25

      Seeing Cicada, Cicada changed my life.

    • @honeyartstudios
      @honeyartstudios 2 года назад +12

      There are still tickets?!?! Where?!!?

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 2 года назад +12

      I didn't like Cicada very much, but kept it to myself so I wouldn't appear to be biased against pale white men.

  • @ladyvader139
    @ladyvader139 2 года назад +223

    Greene just doesn't want to admit she's vaccinated.

    • @whiskersnbeans
      @whiskersnbeans 2 года назад +12

      Bingo

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 2 года назад +15

      I guess if I turn the TV off when she speaks I’m violating her first amendment rights.

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 2 года назад +4

      Bingo

    • @sunnyboknow
      @sunnyboknow 2 года назад +7

      She’s definitely vaccinated

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 2 года назад +1

      @JZ's Best Friend No. Just no. There's no plausible moral or legal basis for that interpretation. Let's leave it as the joke that it is.

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 2 года назад +82

    "We should just learn to live with Trump's election loss."

    • @michaelleclair8278
      @michaelleclair8278 2 года назад +1

      Maybe they should've investigated the election fraud the right way and it would've been over by now.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 2 года назад +10

      @@michaelleclair8278 Went to court over 100 times.

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 2 года назад

      @@michaelleclair8278 Awesome channel you got there!

    • @ttsbodyshot6611
      @ttsbodyshot6611 2 года назад

      Ew you have 900 comments just on this channel

    • @katienoneofyourbusiness1048
      @katienoneofyourbusiness1048 2 года назад +10

      @@michaelleclair8278 they investigated over and over. Sorry frump lol lost the popular vote twice, was impeached twice. Now he and his entire family are going to prison for tax evasion. But keep waving that trump flag instead if the American flag on your lifted pickup truck. Any teeth left in that mouth?

  • @Christopher_Bachm
    @Christopher_Bachm 2 года назад +3

    I have to admit how much I enjoy these segments.

  • @stupidusername9018
    @stupidusername9018 2 года назад +126

    Yes, the Netherlands is good at water management. Yet the south still flooded last week. Along with parts of Germany and Belgium. You can’t adapt to unlivable conditions and you’re only as safe as your weakest point of failure.
    It’s way past time to face facts.

    • @jamesmoore1317
      @jamesmoore1317 2 года назад +13

      republicans don't believe in them

    • @ceceliawight7059
      @ceceliawight7059 2 года назад +11

      Facing facts is not a US thing. We are erasing facts in Texas and 24 other states! Our children will not be prepared for a good job.

    • @billderinbaja3883
      @billderinbaja3883 2 года назад +6

      Right.... just ask anyone who lived in New Orleans in 2004

  • @tomgbghva347
    @tomgbghva347 2 года назад +853

    Marjorie Greene has delusions of adequacy.

    • @Leftatalbuquerque
      @Leftatalbuquerque 2 года назад +55

      Her electorate is brain-dead.

    • @slowpoke3102
      @slowpoke3102 2 года назад +51

      Not to mention believing she appears to be clever.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 года назад +33

      Delusions of a G.E.D.

    • @lrom5445
      @lrom5445 2 года назад +25

      I prefer the card "delusions of mediocrity".

    • @hks2377
      @hks2377 2 года назад +9

      HA!

  • @toulamaccrue9906
    @toulamaccrue9906 2 года назад +10

    OMG I totally want Ben and Jerry's to have a Seth Meyers flavor and be part of the late night ice cream flavors that are out there.. They already have Fallon's and Colbert so Seth should have one too. Totally writing to them about it now 🙂
    Also... Wait ....Oklahoma already has a anti- boycott of Israel already in place? That's something I wouldn't think you would hear from a Senator from the US. I feel like there's more to this story lol

  • @ballsmahoney8684
    @ballsmahoney8684 2 года назад +31

    Conservatives : “they always say we are dumb”
    Gee I wonder why ?

    • @mistermister1072
      @mistermister1072 2 года назад +2

      BHAAAAA!

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 2 года назад

      @Ory Jeffries because he’s been spreading misinformation about COVID19 (specifically, he vastly exaggerated the harmful side effects of vaccines), that’s why.
      You were really hoping to have had a gotcha moment there, weren’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble.

    • @davidshaw9989
      @davidshaw9989 2 года назад

      @Ory Jeffries he invented my Messenger RNA eh? That's interesting.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 2 года назад +68

    For the love of all that is holy, please never bring back the audience. I thrive on this insanity.

    • @sgarrett9446
      @sgarrett9446 2 года назад +9

      True. When I see Seth in a tie and jacket again, it will be a sad, sad day indeed.

    • @wendycregan2147
      @wendycregan2147 2 года назад +9

      Agreed :( I like this Seth

    • @BelleOmbreGrey
      @BelleOmbreGrey 2 года назад +2

      Okay. But don't ever let him go back to the attic. That was the kind of Insanity that should never leave the attic

    • @declaredjeans7555
      @declaredjeans7555 2 года назад +6

      This is SO MUCH BETTER!!
      I also request at least 4 Closer Look's a week!

  • @karsonkammerzell6955
    @karsonkammerzell6955 2 года назад +72

    Trust me when I say that if she HADN'T been vaccinated she would absolutely stop at nothing to remind the world.
    How do I know this? Because every single person in my town that hasn't been vaccinated will not shut up about it. Every. Single. One.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 2 года назад +2

      I'm surprised she isn't just lying about whether she's vaccinated.

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 2 года назад +1

      What town is that? How are your Covid numbers?....... Because they may be shutting up (permanently) very soon 🤦

    • @karsonkammerzell6955
      @karsonkammerzell6955 2 года назад

      @@MKR5210 Northern California. Numbers seem better than the opinions would make you think, but it is still concerning nonetheless. Some of their reasons just make me sad. I had LITERALLY just finished a Microbiology class prior to COVID and one of the focuses were pandemics and responses to them. But not only do they claim the CDC lies about this, that, and the other, BUT they'll turn around and use CDC data to try to prove some point.
      Guess you only believe it when convenient.

  • @origamiandcats6873
    @origamiandcats6873 2 года назад +6

    I don't think he has any idea of what the Netherlands did to "adapt" to their situation.

  • @glynnismajor
    @glynnismajor 2 года назад +3

    Based on her logic, when applying for health insurance, Medicare or Medicaid I'll just refuse to answer questions and cite HIPAA.

  • @Myrea_Rend
    @Myrea_Rend 2 года назад +69

    We already _have_ a federal agency that goes door-to-door all across the United States six days a week.
    It's called the United States Postal Service.

    • @thisbushnell4824
      @thisbushnell4824 2 года назад +11

      The GOP is working hard to end that.

    • @zaaz1471
      @zaaz1471 2 года назад

      @Your Kidding sounds like you're a real charmer. And not the first time you've gotten that wave.

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Watch out that man in the shorts is coming for your guns and Bible!

    • @fighterpimp
      @fighterpimp 2 года назад

      You post is trash, I assume you made a trash post like this because you are a trash person in real life. The USPS has been around for hundreds of years and is a needed service to help communicate.

  • @user-qo3jh9mn1t
    @user-qo3jh9mn1t 2 года назад +95

    "There's a limit to how low you can go." Not for Fox News, apparently.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 года назад +1

      All the finance channels are apparently gunning to replace Fox now, too.
      From Bloomberg to Financial Times, they've all gone hard repeating the right wing political hackery.

  • @blondwiththewind2598
    @blondwiththewind2598 2 года назад +7

    @6:05... As an American now living in "The Era of Trump"... I have to say that it is very likely that "Ben & Jerry" may actually know more about the "Middle East" than Jared Kushner ever did.

  • @Levi-23
    @Levi-23 2 года назад +16

    I feel personally offended by Jesse of what he says about my country. "They built resevoirs, and kind of adjusted around the coasts."
    Yes we did. We did not destroy our econemy, we lost a lot of people figuring out how to combat the water. On top of that, building more of our famous "dams", which are basically just walls one after another to safeguard urban areas, won't work. There is a limit which is why a increase in storms on coasts and a rising sea level is not only frightning as of it sounds, it is disasterous to our country. It won't fail overnight, but it will in the long run if climatechange goes unchecked as it does now. Not even FOX news would be safe.
    P.S.
    Also thanks for defending my country and showing what we do

    • @momcatwoo
      @momcatwoo 2 года назад +1

      Speaking as an American, climate researchers and engineers in the Netherlands do give me hope.

  • @thegazetteyt
    @thegazetteyt 2 года назад +45

    The "not FDA approved" thing always mystified me. They hate the government, but they want something government approved?!

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 2 года назад +9

      Your mistake is in thinking what they say is what they mean.
      What they actually want is for any information that exists to meet their preformed beliefs.
      They'll use any source, so long as it does that.
      Criticize the CDC, and then misinterpret statistics from the CDC to "support" their point.

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 2 года назад +5

      I wonder if getting COVID is FDA approved

    • @bhawani301
      @bhawani301 2 года назад +1

      They support businesses but not Ben&Jerry lol

    • @pt2k645
      @pt2k645 2 года назад +7

      Every Republican argument is intellectually dishonest.

    • @justmenb3379
      @justmenb3379 2 года назад +4

      most of them don't know what the FDA is.

  • @greenfroglet9567
    @greenfroglet9567 2 года назад +39

    "we should just learn to live with climate change." Yeah, that's like, one of the most pressing problems. A lot of us won't get to live. And those of us who do live will suffer immensely.

    • @lowbird7947
      @lowbird7947 2 года назад +6

      Ben Shapiro said if your house gets flooded from climate change, just sell it to Aquaman. No big deal!

  • @GewoonGw
    @GewoonGw 2 года назад +10

    Always nice to hear about our lovely nation of the Netherlands. We got some great water control but to say that we were able to adapt does leave our that we invested millions into defenses, similarly that we are investing millions into reducing emission as this is almost as efficient (if everyone were to do it)

  • @mrplease66
    @mrplease66 2 года назад +9

    "There's a limit to how low you can go" clearly the Dutch are not Republicans

    • @corvus2512
      @corvus2512 2 года назад

      No, its why they have a humane healthcare system. They, unlike we in the u.s., are a civilized country.

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 2 года назад +97

    So should we "adapt" to people being killed in condo collapses along the Florida coast? Part of the reason they collapsed is that with the water table rising, they are now sitting in mud that used to be solid ground. In Miami, some streets near the coast have water in them at high tide. Go adapt yourself, Jesse.

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 2 года назад +3

      He DOES! Whenever a nasty FACT gets in his way, he "adapts." Humans call it "lying."
      But he is Republican, and therefore no longer qualifies. It can be legally put down as an act of mercy. Or common sense. (When your enemy says he plans to kill you, what DO you do?)

    • @AGENTOFDARWIN
      @AGENTOFDARWIN 2 года назад

      you have no clue what you're talking about as far as the condos.. south florida only has a few feet of soil then its limestone.
      but yeah the tide is higher.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 2 года назад +4

      @@AGENTOFDARWIN The causes have not been determined. Salt water intrusion could be part of it, but that is not known at this point.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 года назад +1

      @@emjayay complaints about building on the beach and all the inherent problems: expensive beach sand replacement, privacy issues, esthetics were all swept away with wads of cash.

    • @AGENTOFDARWIN
      @AGENTOFDARWIN 2 года назад

      @@emjayay agree

  • @BarnabyWild13
    @BarnabyWild13 2 года назад +218

    She’s so loud and proud about all her other stances, yet here she states it’s a private matter… She is vaccinated and doesn’t want to lose her nutbag base.

    • @judyfrancis4515
      @judyfrancis4515 2 года назад +10

      EXACTLY!

    • @unicornzombielove
      @unicornzombielove 2 года назад +13

      They're all vaccinated-the Trumps, the airheads over at Fox, Candace Owen and the GOP. They are so power hungry and cold blooded that they are willing to let people die to keep getting votes and money. They are just like the CEOs of big tobacco back in the day; none of the guys smoked and knew cigarettes were death but what's a few million lives when compared to $$$$.

    • @LordWolfOR
      @LordWolfOR 2 года назад

      @@unicornzombielove actually many in smoking ceos died of lung cancer. On this subject you should do research. Granted they were evil but like many people who smoked they didn't want to admit it was killing them

    • @BarnabyWild13
      @BarnabyWild13 2 года назад

      @@LordWolfOR provide some links then.

    • @LordWolfOR
      @LordWolfOR 2 года назад

      @@BarnabyWild13 why do i need to do your work... go do it yourself :)

  • @robertplatt643
    @robertplatt643 2 года назад +1

    Even in my lifetime, I remember parts of the coast that are underwater. Beaches I used to build sand-castles on as a kid are now nothing but rocks and only visible at low tide.

  • @gailhasler8435
    @gailhasler8435 2 года назад +1

    Why would anyone care if she has or hasn't? And, no matter what she says, would anyone believe her? Yikes!!!!!

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 2 года назад +269

    “let’s say the sea levels rise a couple of inches over the next century.” nah dude, in 100 years we’re talking rising multiple FEET. it’s already risen inches.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 2 года назад +21

      Yep! It's not 2-3 inches in 100 years, it's 2-3 feet over 60 years.

    • @rybobz
      @rybobz 2 года назад +9

      The more time that passes the worse the heat will get which will increase the amount of ice melting so does 2-3 feet in 60 years take that into consideration or is s 2-3 feet based on current sea level rise?

    • @johnwachter3363
      @johnwachter3363 2 года назад +2

      How can the water have risen without Jesse Watters knowing about it? I mean he is all about the Watters. So suck on that lib.

    • @MrBlaktoe
      @MrBlaktoe 2 года назад +13

      It's not the rise in sea level that's going to shock the system. It's the temperatures. And probably not in the way that most people consider. So, what happens when the temps in the dryer regions of the world make it impossible to grow crops? War is going to happen. On a larger scale than we have seen since WWII. And it will engulf more and more of the world as the temps rise and crops fail. People will always raid before they starve.

    • @mercator79
      @mercator79 2 года назад +13

      most republican males dont know what risen inches means.

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco 2 года назад +80

    The more apocalyptic the world gets, the funnier Seth becomes and I'm here for it

  • @Kwisatzhaderachgiveadogabone
    @Kwisatzhaderachgiveadogabone 2 года назад +15

    Does Fox News ever get tired of humiliating itself? 😆

    • @everettamador9885
      @everettamador9885 2 года назад +2

      No...

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 2 года назад

      Rupert Murdoch makes his billions selling ignorance to his herd mentality.

    • @mint_7590
      @mint_7590 2 года назад

      I mean this is what their duty is

  • @LeftyConspirator
    @LeftyConspirator 2 года назад +3

    Norwegian news reported yesterday that the smoke from US wildfires can be seen even here.

  • @frienddotexe2536
    @frienddotexe2536 2 года назад +82

    The English language unfortunately has no words for what I feel when I hear those Republicans. The German word "fremdschämen" (
    to feel embarrassed for sb else) fits most precisely ... I am ashamed to belong to the same species as these people ...

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 2 года назад +11

      The English word which has been marshalled into use for this is "cringe"

    • @slinkbradshaw8674
      @slinkbradshaw8674 2 года назад +10

      someone tells me they're republican and I just say "my condolences"

    • @aussiepete67
      @aussiepete67 2 года назад +11

      In Australia we just call them dickheads🇦🇺

    • @jasminestanbury9693
      @jasminestanbury9693 2 года назад

      Second hand embarrassment?

    • @jamesbeneway7757
      @jamesbeneway7757 2 года назад

      Associationhumiliation

  • @shortypenguin
    @shortypenguin 2 года назад +235

    "Sea levels rising? Humans adapt."
    A few moments earlier: "I won't wear a mask because I don't wanna!"

    • @leannhocuspocus4810
      @leannhocuspocus4810 2 года назад +16

      would be a more impactful statement if you added the word "adapt" after "wanna".

    • @FectacularSpail
      @FectacularSpail 2 года назад +19

      I like how he was talking about adapting to like a few inches of sea level rise over a century, then the figures they showed were like 6 inches per decade.

    • @gladtravis
      @gladtravis 2 года назад +19

      @@FectacularSpail , it doesn't even matter. Prevention/mitigation is always better than cure. I'm sure Jesse would adapt fairly well if someone took a machete to his arm, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say not getting your arm lopped off in the first place is a *tad* better than using a prosthetic

    • @VictoriousGardenosaurus
      @VictoriousGardenosaurus 2 года назад +14

      @@gladtravis ...out on a limb lol

    • @Karma-qt4ji
      @Karma-qt4ji 2 года назад +8

      @@VictoriousGardenosaurus I saw that too :) Wonder if it was intentional....?

  • @davidbyerly9846
    @davidbyerly9846 2 года назад +6

    "Accuse Mayor McCheese of voting twice in Arizona" That was gold.

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 2 года назад +33

    Boebert just exposed why conservatives don't want the "ouchie."
    IT HURTS!

    • @moknbyrd
      @moknbyrd 2 года назад +1

      #ExpelLaurenBoebert

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 2 года назад +246

    If "Hamilton" is still sold out, try "Cicada, Cicada".

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 2 года назад +6

      Tried its been sold out too

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 2 года назад +4

      @@Hotspur37 My neighbor (who's always wearing a Yankees hat and bathrobe) might be able to hook you up with some tickets. And probably dish on what's happening with Rudy while he's at it 🤣

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 2 года назад

      Wait, is it "Ci-kei-da Ci-kah-da", or "Ci-kah-da Ci-kei-da"? Sometimes I wish English had diacritics.

  • @scottsbarbarossalogic3665
    @scottsbarbarossalogic3665 2 года назад +23

    "We should just learn to live with climate change" reminds me of another famous phrase:
    "If they have no bread to eat, let them eat cake."
    I wonder if this time will end the same way

    • @scottsbarbarossalogic3665
      @scottsbarbarossalogic3665 2 года назад +3

      And, yes, I know the phrase is apocryphal, and Marie Antoinette probably did not say it, but the nobility was very callous with regard to peasants, the ending was interesting

    • @peggykell
      @peggykell 2 года назад +1

      ...and ice cream.

  • @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959
    @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959 2 года назад +2

    Seth I honestly like the way you do late night right now! ❤️ Keep it this way

  • @Tzgrey77
    @Tzgrey77 2 года назад +4

    The fact that Seth doesn't have a Ben & Jerry flavor but Steven Colbert and Jimmy Fallon does is criminal

  • @jakisz
    @jakisz 2 года назад +442

    This is all serious news, but the raising sea levels was a perfect opportunity for the sea captain.

  • @jtheist32
    @jtheist32 2 года назад +86

    God the Fauci Ouchie bit makes me cringe so hard.
    It's like "lock her up" - you make up rhymes or chants to keep literal toddlers entertained - not supposed adults.

    • @theresaiwright7085
      @theresaiwright7085 2 года назад +8

      I read in a different post that Fauci Ouchie lady never graduated from highschool

    • @booksnuggler2494
      @booksnuggler2494 2 года назад +10

      Also one of the 3 pillars of brainwashing - reducing complex ideas to slogans; repetition of same; tension followed by relaxation "They're coming for your Bibles! But chill on global warming!"

    • @saulgoodman7509
      @saulgoodman7509 2 года назад +13

      Reminds me of the KKK in south Park when they finish chanting "white power, white power", the leader says "now time to go home and take a hot shower" and the crowd chants "hot shower, hot shower". 😆 The point is the mush-brained crowd will chant whatever the person at the front of the crowd comes up with as long as its simple enough.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 2 года назад +6

      Yes the Fauci Ouchie with the dance team twirl made me wince and cringe for realsies. It’s just unbelievable

    • @jannea.6032
      @jannea.6032 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, every time I hear "Fauci ouchie" it feels like a brain wedgie.

  • @stefoehmen
    @stefoehmen 2 года назад +1

    we need a closer lick!

  • @paulnunnink7338
    @paulnunnink7338 2 года назад +1

    Being Dutch, I'm very honoured by the Dutch phrase you, so eloquently, used!!!!!!

  • @DarkstarAndrew01
    @DarkstarAndrew01 2 года назад +33

    1901 Supreme court ruled we can require vaccines... this was during the smallpox pandemic.

    • @nicholasgray1057
      @nicholasgray1057 2 года назад +2

      ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO, in Jacobson v Massachusetts, the US Supreme Court upheld the Cambridge, Mass, Board of Health’s authority to require vaccination against smallpox during a smallpox epidemic.2 Jacobson was one of the few Supreme Court cases before 1960 in which a citizen challenged the state’s authority to impose mandatory restrictions on personal liberty for public health purposes. What might such a case teach us today? First, it raises timeless questions about the power of state government to take specific action to protect the public’s health and the Constitution’s protection of personal liberty. What limits state power? What does constitutionally protected liberty include? Second, answers to these questions can change as scientific knowledge, social institutions, and constitutional jurisprudence progress. A comparison of answers to these questions 100 years ago and today shows how public health and constitutional law have evolved to better protect both health and human rights.

    • @GetMedQ
      @GetMedQ 2 года назад

      this is not 1901

  • @dndndndndn419
    @dndndndndn419 2 года назад +139

    Oof, even a 30 second clip of Fox News makes my brain start to melt

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 2 года назад +1

      I realize it's tough to watch anything not sanitized by Democrats.

    • @royrowland5763
      @royrowland5763 2 года назад +14

      @@harrymills2770 I have some time. Would you like to discuss news networks with me? We can talk about how FoxNews covered Benghazi more than any other network -- for literally years -- despite it resulting in zero indictments and zero confirmation of a "stand down" order. Then we can shoot the breeze about how FoxNews covered Bush's Iraq invasion LESS than any other network when the occupation started to fail. Then we can segue into FoxNews covering the Mueller investigation LESS than any other network after it became clear -- unlike Benghazi -- that it was an actual story and resulted in about three dozen indictments. Finally, after a spot of tea, we can delve into how FoxNews covered the Covid pandemic LESS than any other network when it became apparent that hundreds of thousands of Americans were dying despite Trump's assurance that this was just a flu. All things that are verifiable and I can back up with studies done on news coverage during these times. Are you game, pal? This should be fun.

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 2 года назад +10

      @@royrowland5763 Well said, Roy - thanks for taking the time to reply to ol' tovarisch Mills.

    • @TheUpgrade1221
      @TheUpgrade1221 2 года назад +2

      Truth hurts. Best stick to the elitist media that controls your electected officials

    • @TheUpgrade1221
      @TheUpgrade1221 2 года назад +1

      @@royrowland5763 I'm game. Let's talk about 1 million let through the border. Child rape. Historic Fentanyl overdoses. Historic crime. You choose first topic

  • @xdylanwx
    @xdylanwx 2 года назад

    9:00 "YOU CAN DO IT SHOEMAKER!" 🤣

  • @lNoWayAroundItl
    @lNoWayAroundItl 2 года назад +5

    Several house democrats had live streamed their vaccination. At least one that I saw was explaining the process before/during/and after with the science and personal account of how they physically felt. It is not the same Dr. Candyman

  • @kennethodonnell2068
    @kennethodonnell2068 2 года назад +123

    MTG knows as much about HIPAA as she knows about the Constitution. Nothing.

    • @quirkydruid2204
      @quirkydruid2204 2 года назад +4

      I dont know what Magic the Gathering has anything to do with this /s

    • @frankrodriguezit
      @frankrodriguezit 2 года назад +1

      So true 👍🏽

    • @andrewbenbow9257
      @andrewbenbow9257 2 года назад +1

      Oh god... Magic the Gathering has been taken from me.... I hate her....sob....I hate her... Fork lightning was banned... ban her instead... maybe then we can drain the SWAMP of this DARK RITUAL... ok, I'm done, where's the door?

    • @fighterpimp
      @fighterpimp 2 года назад

      she isn't wrong, she has the right to refuse anyone that is not allowed by hipaa to view our medical records. AKA a rando reporter doesn't have the right to know my medical history and I have the legal right to refuse to give that information.
      Here since you are spreading misinformation let me leave you the information for you get it right.
      www.hhs.gov/hipaa/for-individuals/guidance-materials-for-consumers/index.html

    • @andrewbenbow9257
      @andrewbenbow9257 2 года назад

      @@fighterpimp hey, not going after you, but her right to refuse answering a reporter is not based on HIPAA... it is based on not having to answer questions by reporters due to personal privacy law. It is not an infringement upon HIPAA law to ask questions of this nature, nor is it upholding HIPAA by refusing answers to invasive questions. That is personal choice in dealing with a public question about private matters. Public scrutiny on a personal choice is absolutely a defensible right by the legal system, but has nothing to do with HIPAA. I do not like her. But I can at least say she has the absolute right not to divulge her medical history if she chooses. But... I think she might have got the vaccine and just doesn't want to piss off her base...

  • @DrEcho
    @DrEcho 2 года назад +46

    I'm glad Seth is acknowledging that we all just watch these in order to be properly oriented for Corrections

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 2 года назад +1

      I have to read the comments like homework now, or I won't fully appreciate the Emmy-nominated gem that is Corrections 😂

    • @apj341
      @apj341 2 года назад +2

      Jackals' Disneyland, these Thursday shows

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 2 года назад

      I still prefer A Closer Look, but for whatever he is doing, I dread the studio audience’s return. He had originally mentioned about bringing them back again in September. We just lost yet more time due to Olympic Hiatus. It is sad 😔, I think. I don’t mean that the Olympics aren’t worth watching, just the time we lose before the noise and prompted emotions of a studio audience. We are a real audience, too, and a loyal one. I tried Colbert one more time, just to see if I could get through the monologue. I just couldn’t…

  • @antonvangrendel
    @antonvangrendel 2 года назад

    Seth is the best in late night!!! Ok, all of TV!!!!!! Seth wins television!!!!!

  • @gaylemc2692
    @gaylemc2692 2 года назад +1

    Seth and staff make an awesome team.

  • @Metalwabbit
    @Metalwabbit 2 года назад +269

    Taylor Green: that breaks my rights
    Everyone: so that's a yes but you're going to keep preaching against it. Got you

    • @tonyb9735
      @tonyb9735 2 года назад +12

      She's perfectly content for other people to die in defence of her principles.

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 2 года назад +9

      My first reaction was to think "dying is hyperbole here" but then I realized it wasn't. She's literally letting others die for her "principles".

    • @fourlightsorchestra
      @fourlightsorchestra 2 года назад +9

      Every time I see a clip of Marjorie Taylor Greene, I cant help but think “this is what happens when a bag of potatoes becomes at least partially sentient”.
      Seriously.
      Mega potato bag vibes with this one.

    • @ilovethe80s74
      @ilovethe80s74 2 года назад +5

      @@fourlightsorchestra Sentient? Maybe. Capable of coherent thought? Not in the slightest.

    • @fourlightsorchestra
      @fourlightsorchestra 2 года назад +1

      @@ilovethe80s74 😂... “partially”. Definitely not all the way sentient, but she can probably manage to not bite down on her fork... at least some of the time. So, you know... she’s at least got that going for her.

  • @MaidMirawyn
    @MaidMirawyn 2 года назад +426

    “Why aren’t you asking Democrats if they’ve been vaccinated?”
    “I thought about it, but then I realized at least 80 percent of them have photos and videos of them getting vaccinated on their social media. Then it seemed kind of redundant…”

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 года назад +26

      80% you are being generous it is 100%, I am pretty sure all of them have 3 separate photo ops of themselves being vaccinated twitter by this point.

    • @marvindoolin1340
      @marvindoolin1340 2 года назад +10

      @@FakeSchrodingersCat There may be a very few with autoimmune diseases or something else that prevents it. But, yeah.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 2 года назад +2

      Ask for the vials. No vials, not vaxxed. Biden isn’t vaxxed. We never saw the vial.

    • @marvindoolin1340
      @marvindoolin1340 2 года назад +15

      @@manoftruth0935 LOL. Like the saying no pics, it didn't happen?

    • @eileenowen8749
      @eileenowen8749 2 года назад +4

      I didn't know RUclips was right winger. Did I piss you off saying negative things about your savior.

  • @FrankyBlack
    @FrankyBlack 2 года назад +1

    I mean what's next they gonna say mayor mccheese voted twice !!🤣🤣🤣
    I love when the joke writers and Seth's top notch delivery mesh into one superbly hilarious episode lol nice work guys had me laughing the whole time!

  • @nickiboozer6393
    @nickiboozer6393 2 года назад +1

    Omg! The flavor Vanilla !! I’m laughing so hard !

  • @juschu85
    @juschu85 2 года назад +94

    Liberals when they don't like what a company does: Let's all collectively stop buying their products.
    Conservatives: That's cancel culture!
    Conservatives when they don't like what a company does: Let's make their products illegal to buy for everyone.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 2 года назад

      Liberals when they don't like what somebody says: "That's hate speech! Cancel him! Censor him! Take away his livelihood!"
      Conservatives when they don't like what somebody says: "Debate me!"
      You're on the side of neo-fascists.

    • @mythicpeyote
      @mythicpeyote 2 года назад +9

      Harry Mills I feel bad for you, your brain is so badly disconnected from reality a divine intervention wouldn’t save you, let alone the presenting of facts you perceive as a debate being indulged in a RUclips comment thread

    • @juschu85
      @juschu85 2 года назад +12

      @@harrymills2770 So making someone's product illegal is your version of "debate me" and it's not canceling their product? What kind of "debate" is that?

    • @fighterpimp
      @fighterpimp 2 года назад +1

      ya it is shameful practice denying them to right to sell in that state. Which is actually illegal. OK needs to retract that statement. B&J can talk about whatever they like, but it is bad press for them doing so. Let them dig their own hole, the government has no right to stop them from legally selling their products.

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 2 года назад +1

      Quick question; how well did the dinosaurs adapt to climate change? Should we do better or follow their lead?

  • @Nevercraven
    @Nevercraven 2 года назад +53

    The "poep in de ventilator" was pronounced really well, did get a chuckle out of me as a dutch person

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 2 года назад +3

      I was surprised that the dutch word isn't closer to the german 'kacke', but very close to 'poop'. I guess an etymological research is due. :D (fun fact for linguists: german still use 'pupsen' for farting, so there was a connection once) :D

    • @mirjamplooij400
      @mirjamplooij400 2 года назад +2

      @@jayweh ‘Kak’ does exist in Dutch as well, but ‘poep’ is more common.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 2 года назад +2

      @@mirjamplooij400 :D I knew it!

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 2 года назад +3

      @@Balletified ok, this very sophisticated linguistic discourse cannot end without asking about the dutch word for 'scheiße' which is what we'd use when something goes wrong. I would assume it'd be sth. like schiet as in plattdeutsch. :D

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 2 года назад +3

      @@Balletified aaand now we've come back full circle to the english word 'shite'.

  • @mollypayne7417
    @mollypayne7417 2 года назад

    That Steve was SPOT ON 😂 also lol at Pippa Rights

  • @GreatEgret
    @GreatEgret 2 года назад +1

    The George Kennedy egg joke was one of the funniest I’ve heard in a long time. If someone doesn’t get that joke because they haven’t seen the movie, should you say, “what we have here is failure to communicate.”?

  • @TerryVogelaar
    @TerryVogelaar 2 года назад +47

    "Nu komt de poep in de ventilator" That's so funny! It is way too literal of a translation though; we would never say it like that. More something like: "Stront aan de knikker" (Sh*t on the marble)
    BTW, the lowest point of our country is NOT nearly 22 feet below sea level; it's nearly 22 meters, or around 70 feet for those who prefer to measure distances in shoe sizes.

    • @sl1ng3r
      @sl1ng3r 2 года назад +2

      The lowest point of our country is the Zuidplaspolder at 6.76 meters below sea level, so 22 feet is quite accurate.

  • @alexandramarsh3220
    @alexandramarsh3220 2 года назад +142

    I’m dead people are literally just trying to stop a mass extinction event and people are just like lol no

    • @FectacularSpail
      @FectacularSpail 2 года назад +15

      I think the people who years ago were saying all the disasters are "signs we're in the end times", are now just counting on the apocalypse to save them from having to deal with earth's problems. So when people actually want to deal with those problems, they get all mad, like "how dare you try to prevent the apocalypse?" lol

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 2 года назад +13

      @@FectacularSpail I mean, they're not wrong... The apocalypse will take care of them. My problem is just that it's not their personalized apocalypse, but a global one, dragging a lot of innocent people down with the idiots...

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis 2 года назад +4

      What’s even more absurd here, is that both Merkel and Laschet from the CDU (the mainstream right-wing party here in Germany) both have spoken about the most recent floods that have caused probably billions of dollars of damages, and specifically called out climate change as one of the reasons this sort of weather can exist.
      No other mainstream right-wing party in the first world is indulging in this climate denialism. The US Republicans stand essentially alone… with, I guess, a few fringe political parties, and some authoritarian governments… though, I guess now that I’m looking, the UK and Canadian tories (the conservatives) are buying in on this climate change denialism BS… :weary:

    • @styrelsefksu4463
      @styrelsefksu4463 2 года назад +6

      The GQP leaders are finally realizing that when their base dies from covid 19 and they will if they decides to not get vaccinated their own power and ability as a party to remain in power goes away
      this is the one thing the GQP leaders are most afraid of and they are doing anything to stay in power including spreading the big lie and making laws that stops people from voting
      But the GQP base are slowly being exterminated by their own stupidity

    • @VictoriousGardenosaurus
      @VictoriousGardenosaurus 2 года назад

      Too many people watching too many end of the world movies

  • @imatugwaddle2291
    @imatugwaddle2291 2 года назад +5

    Reporter: "Have you been vaccinated?" MTG: "Well, first of all, blah, blah, blahdee, blah, blah...yes."

  • @StringerCourier
    @StringerCourier 2 года назад +1

    Every time I watch one of these and laugh out loud at the lunacy of the right, I respond the way Rebecca Larue did in the classic SNL sketch, by turning my head sheepishly and saying, "Oh, Seeeeth." Brilliant stuff, Seth.

  • @mateonoctis3114
    @mateonoctis3114 2 года назад +58

    "There's a limit to how low you can go" Clearly, the scientist who said that hasn't been paying attention to the GOP.

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 2 года назад +3

      They make me wonder what if there's no such thing as Absolute Zero.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 2 года назад

      @@h8GW When it comes to willful ignorance, there are negative numbers available.

  • @shinebabyshine.
    @shinebabyshine. 2 года назад +31

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels were living in the opening scenes of an apocalyptic action movie. Shits gonna hit the fan

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof 2 года назад +2

      It did long ago, all the way back to Reagan and his henchmen slashing taxes on the rich and cutting services for the poor, kicking thousands of mentally ill people onto the streets.

  • @hilaryalee
    @hilaryalee 2 года назад

    @SethMeyers you make my day!

  • @jentracey6840
    @jentracey6840 2 года назад +4

    "There is a limit to how low you can go", really? Have you met a climate change denier?

  • @cherylhughes8212
    @cherylhughes8212 2 года назад +83

    Whoever said,
    "There's a limit to how low you can go," hasn't been paying attention to the magas.

    • @BerryTheBnnuy
      @BerryTheBnnuy 2 года назад +3

      There is no limit to how low you can go. You can only get so close what is right, but you can get as far away from it as you like.

    • @mistermister1072
      @mistermister1072 2 года назад

      I haven't seen any "bid"en flags in the EU or Britain......
      Shut up and listen..... What your being told is the Truth!

  • @OsirisMalkovich
    @OsirisMalkovich 2 года назад +68

    "Anti-boycott law." Yeah, that sounds like freedom. Way to go America!

    • @michaelvincent7115
      @michaelvincent7115 2 года назад +6

      Goes right with their anti union laws

    • @laurel1865
      @laurel1865 2 года назад +4

      It’s truly frightening

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 2 года назад +2

      That was my thought. This makes me glad I don't live in Oklahoma. I deeply dislike being told where or where not to put my money, or what politics to support.

  • @seancurran6590
    @seancurran6590 2 года назад +3

    Also the Netherlands reclaimed that land from the sea. The sea did not rise..

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад

      Why are rising sea levels and reclaimed land equated to each other in that sentence?
      It's entirely possible for the sea level to rise AFTER you reclaim land.
      This is something that the Chinese and Japanese are dealing with in Asia at the moment.

  • @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959
    @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959 2 года назад +2

    Wow she was just WAITING to say “that violates my HIPAA rights”

  • @allietoombs2204
    @allietoombs2204 2 года назад +50

    Correction: Spinner Dolphins, a smaller dolphin found off of tropical coasts can eat jellyfish, shrimp, fish, and krill.

  • @filter2514
    @filter2514 2 года назад +207

    She probably doesn’t even know what HIPAA stands for.

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 2 года назад +17

      Oh she doesn't!

    • @richardbraakman7469
      @richardbraakman7469 2 года назад +26

      It's short for HIPAAPOTTAMUS

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 2 года назад +20

      Obviously she doesn't. Unfortunately, the MAGA cult will buy into her garbage

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 года назад +14

      Saw a girl on Bumble saying it's a violation of HIPA to ask if she's vaccinated. I just want to match with her to tell her she's not a doctor I'm asking about a patient of hers.

    • @moseszomick4094
      @moseszomick4094 2 года назад +8

      She doesn’t know what an ACRONYM is either lmao
      She’s the dumb we need to take warning labels off for so she finally offs herself.
      Probably going to be a curling iron she puts inside or something really dumb person would do.

  • @ejrashad
    @ejrashad 2 года назад +4

    If Ben and Jerry's wants to have a meltdown...
    That's a lot of wasted ice cream.

  • @iliketacos6067
    @iliketacos6067 2 года назад

    WE LOVE YOU SETH MYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺☻♥

  • @viewfromthehighchair9391
    @viewfromthehighchair9391 2 года назад +43

    The Ben & Jerry's joke about "vanilla" was funny; I therefore gave you a lick....I mean a like. LOL

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 года назад +1

      Ben & Jerry's need to lean into this. Give Seth a named flavor that is just vanilla.

    • @Urza26
      @Urza26 2 года назад

      Lol that was cold

  • @janvos4944
    @janvos4944 2 года назад +129

    Shout out from the Netherlands: great pronunciation. No corrections necessary.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 2 года назад +8

      ik had 'schijt' mooier gevonden xD

    • @chrisf1604
      @chrisf1604 2 года назад +3

      In ieder geval spreekt Seth het Nederlands beter uit dan Duits. Omdat het altijd genant wordt als hij Duits probeert te spreken. Groeten van een Duitser die in Nederland woont ;)

    • @roytoes6978
      @roytoes6978 2 года назад +6

      Was redelijk goed. Al vind ik nog steeds dat we een betere uitdrukking daarvoor kunnen vinden.

    • @johnnym3071
      @johnnym3071 2 года назад +2

      @@roytoes6978 I don't think we really have that expression in Dutch
      Or at least can't think of it 😅

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 2 года назад +1

      Google translate was no help at all. The word “sh$t” stays the same. Hits becomes raakt. Fan stays fan.

  • @martenjanssen
    @martenjanssen 2 года назад +1

    As a Dutch guy, I love this :)
    "Nu komt de poep in de ventilator"

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 года назад

      As a New Yorker, it was epic for me, too.

  • @mxm5075
    @mxm5075 2 года назад +1

    When all you have is fear, your time has come and gone.

  • @kreshar
    @kreshar 2 года назад +335

    Send Jesse Watters to Venus and let him adapt to the greenhouse effect there.

    • @Suehuskins
      @Suehuskins 2 года назад +11

      Hell would be better!! 🤡

    • @animamaster
      @animamaster 2 года назад +14

      @@Suehuskins Hell wouldn't take him. They would say he's too dirty

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 года назад +17

      Please dont litter on Venus

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 2 года назад +18

      Do we hate Venus that much?

    • @kreshar
      @kreshar 2 года назад +14

      ​@@Suehuskins People believing they will go to heaven if the earth explodes is half the problem of fighting climate change. I prefer real places, and Venus is close enough to Hell by biblical description.

  • @concordep2504
    @concordep2504 2 года назад +78

    MTG has had the vaccine or she would have said “NO! And neither has any of my family members before you ask!”

    • @darrellwilliams1714
      @darrellwilliams1714 2 года назад +4

      Yep. If she didn't get it she'd have no problem saying so. So she definitely got it

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 2 года назад +3

      Exactly. Knowing her, I'd also bet good money that she'd scream the reply. The woman is just that insufferable.

    • @cjmacq-vg8um
      @cjmacq-vg8um 2 года назад +2

      yep, its called fraud, misrepresentation. its what capitalists and fascists do best - LIE!

    • @meoff7602
      @meoff7602 2 года назад +1

      My family isn't either. Yes, they wear it like a badge of honor.
      I just don't talk about it. I definitely leave out I am. Just not worth the verbal nonsense.

    • @cjmacq-vg8um
      @cjmacq-vg8um 2 года назад +4

      @@meoff7602 ... my sister was a trump fanatic that believed his anti-vax lies. until one of their good friends got covid and died within a week.
      she got the vaccination but, oddly, still believes trump's other lies. i don't think we need a cure for covid, we need a cure for stupid!

  • @NB-rx9vd
    @NB-rx9vd 2 года назад +1

    Whenever I see Marjorie, I think of the Geico Cavemen commercial. You just can't unsee this.

  • @erinkavanagh-hall5465
    @erinkavanagh-hall5465 2 года назад

    - Asking me to do up my jacket in winter is a violation of my Zipper Rights.
    - Asking me to reveal my collection of steamy fan fiction about Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens is a violation of my Shipper Rights.
    - Asking me what’s my favourite adorable 1960s TV show featuring cute marine life is a violation of my Flipper Rights.
    - Asking me why I’m wearing fuzzy footwear to work, it’s a violation of my Slipper Rights.
    - Asking me if I’ve ever had a lap dance is a violation of my Stripper Rights.
    I’ll show myself out. 😹😹😹

  • @DarkstarAndrew01
    @DarkstarAndrew01 2 года назад +36

    Oddly enough it's not illegal for someone to ask, it's also not illegal for employers to ask. As a matter of fact employers can require it after the emergency order has been canceled. Employers can also require it...

    • @DanielTsosie
      @DanielTsosie 2 года назад

      In Texas it actually is against the law for an employer to require it.

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI 2 года назад +1

      @@DanielTsosie - If so, that's a matter of Texas law, not HIPAA.
      What HIPAA does is prevent your employer from going to your doctor and getting _them_ to hand over your medial records without your consent.

    • @johnandrews3568
      @johnandrews3568 2 года назад

      So what would Taylor Green do if the reporter came back with "actually you're wrong, it doesn't violate your HIPAA rights so answer the question please."

  • @EstefaniaElizondo
    @EstefaniaElizondo 2 года назад +590

    Sir… “Gasolina” is Daddy Yankee’s creation, not Mr. Worldwide. Respectfully, a puertorican fan

    • @tiaay
      @tiaay 2 года назад +37

      Exactly what I was thinking and was looking for this comment lol

    • @marcoborja4613
      @marcoborja4613 2 года назад +23

      He has bad writers.

    • @SeaD33r
      @SeaD33r 2 года назад +64

      Waiting to hear about this in Corrections now

    • @copdini
      @copdini 2 года назад +35

      That was a terrible, dreadful mistake. Shameful...and I'm Jamaican.

    • @edbambino7505
      @edbambino7505 2 года назад +2

      It’s all crap anyroad!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 2 года назад

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @samcamps3707
    @samcamps3707 2 года назад +1

    Seth speaking in Dutch, my life is complete now :D