Stav's Doctor - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
    @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 Год назад +2856

    "I have a vitality that Dan Schneider the child molestor lacks" is such a beautiul sentence.

    • @knockitoffhudson3470
      @knockitoffhudson3470 Год назад +201

      Stav has a viscosity that everyone lacks.

    • @IdiotDoomSpiral69
      @IdiotDoomSpiral69 Год назад +21

      It's so true, too

    • @Z-J-
      @Z-J- Год назад +34

      Not to be confused with the other famous Dan Schneiders

    • @dogma7346
      @dogma7346 Год назад +79

      stav spits out some poetry sometimes in the gayness of the moment

    • @jasonmaguire7552
      @jasonmaguire7552 Год назад +17

      He's a very allegorical guy.

  • @NotOwenR
    @NotOwenR Год назад +1017

    Adam's wikipedia page mentions that he was born in St. John's hospital and has Episode 167 as the citation

    • @sloaiza81
      @sloaiza81 6 месяцев назад +12

      Thats fin funny

    • @Joseph_Tacos
      @Joseph_Tacos 5 месяцев назад +29

      What about the early life?

    • @TerryBowles-qm3qc
      @TerryBowles-qm3qc 5 месяцев назад +66

      @@Joseph_Tacos Don't need an early life when one's appearance makes the happy merchant look mild by comparison.

    • @Joseph_Tacos
      @Joseph_Tacos 5 месяцев назад

      @@TerryBowles-qm3qc
      >
      .

    • @cockbeyondmeasureoutlander8020
      @cockbeyondmeasureoutlander8020 3 месяца назад

      I'd call that antisemitic, if it wasn't so accurate

  • @JackNormalMemes
    @JackNormalMemes Год назад +1513

    Can tell Stav was starting to get that thousand Island stare.

    • @NoCuntryFurOldDucks
      @NoCuntryFurOldDucks Год назад +28

      That’s his favorite salad dressing so yeah

    • @joedillian
      @joedillian Год назад +11

      Hell yeah dude

    • @drabolit
      @drabolit Год назад +7

      Dude that’s the funniest script flip of the entire podcast if I say so… thousand island hahahah

    • @mxm5587
      @mxm5587 Месяц назад

      Wish I could remember which ep that was, by far the best slip ever

    • @BG-hy3op
      @BG-hy3op 6 дней назад

      @@NoCuntryFurOldDucks Yeah, that was the joke.

  • @hidethepain_harold6092
    @hidethepain_harold6092 Год назад +1359

    Stav was so quick with the Mayo Clinic line it makes me think this wasn't the first time it was used on him.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад +180

      I mean after the thousand island stare incident it makes sense

    • @olliew9487
      @olliew9487 Год назад +32

      It's a joke from Airplane

    • @versebuchanan512
      @versebuchanan512 Год назад +8

      he thinks the mayo clinic mean getting put on a mayo drip IV

    • @tinfoilslacks3750
      @tinfoilslacks3750 11 месяцев назад +40

      Being around Nick has made Stav pre-emptively disarm fat jokes before they happen. "And there was a pregnant pause in the convers-and not because I look pregnant!"

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tinfoilslacks3750😂😂 I thought of EXACTLY this is when he caught it!

  • @nedschneebly5424
    @nedschneebly5424 Год назад +315

    The finger move revealing the final results as “gay” is so goddamn funny

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Год назад +553

    2:30 is one of my favorite Stav lines, up there with "dude I didn't have gay sex on the moon for hundreds of years, take it back"

    • @Stynze
      @Stynze Год назад +20

      where's that one from?

    • @BIGGS1
      @BIGGS1 Год назад

      @@Stynze ruclips.net/video/Om7DfbeUot0/видео.html

    • @dopeman5g
      @dopeman5g Год назад +10

      @@Stynzedid you ever find out cos that was a banger

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Год назад +13

      ​@@StynzeThe one about the deaf woman working at the cell phone kiosk.

    • @CazCCassie
      @CazCCassie Год назад +27

      @@dopeman5g its like 12 minutes in to the Stav Vs Nick Brain wars compilation

  • @bigearl
    @bigearl Год назад +850

    I heard later Dr. Gurr gave Stav a bong hit transplant. You the man Saul

  • @PerryLePlatypus
    @PerryLePlatypus Год назад +705

    When stav got to the Mayo Clinic and found out there was no Mayo, he had that thousand island stare

    • @urgamecshk
      @urgamecshk Год назад +4

      They already made that joke

    • @jakewhite8340
      @jakewhite8340 Год назад +9

      And when he found out they didn’t accept blue cheese blue shield

    • @lennylikesmusic
      @lennylikesmusic Год назад +2

      Well for stav its thousand island dressing stare

  • @notarealperson87
    @notarealperson87 Год назад +277

    that Blue Cross Blue Shield bit is so much funnier than it should be

    • @jakewhite5247
      @jakewhite5247 8 месяцев назад +2

      I saw an ad for them and came immediately to this video

    • @Tom-tu5fk
      @Tom-tu5fk 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@jakewhite5247I mean it took me a good minute or so to work myself up but I came too

    • @alfgwahigain5544
      @alfgwahigain5544 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Tom-tu5fk You're a true patriot.

    • @tbug50
      @tbug50 Месяц назад

      Was funnier in the full clip before blue cheese he comes outta nowhere with “chicken cordon blue cross blue shield”

    • @gallusdomesticus5478
      @gallusdomesticus5478 Месяц назад

      @@tbug50it’s a crime that joke was left out, one of the funniest fat jokes Nick has ever made

  • @landonviator4300
    @landonviator4300 Год назад +88

    The two parts that absolutely kill me are "we only have one line" and then "im actually still on the line"

  • @TheEnderBand
    @TheEnderBand Год назад +543

    "We looked at his joie de vivre... we've actually got his joie de vivre here"

  • @Mushubeans
    @Mushubeans Год назад +196

    the fact that I know Stav's insurance is Metro Plus before he even says it.. man I spent too much of my life listening to this show

    • @teflonbilly
      @teflonbilly Год назад +72

      More like Metro Plus Size

    • @HitRockBoglim
      @HitRockBoglim Год назад +8

      Didnt you hear the Dr? Bluecheese Blue shield

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Год назад +6

      ​@@HitRockBoglim Chicken Cordon Bleu Cross Blue Cheese

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde Год назад +829

    As a professional Phrenologist, I can confirm Nick's diagnosis.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 Год назад +1

      I'm a full time phagotamist and i can also confirm that the above commenter is gay

    • @aloneinthedark99
      @aloneinthedark99 Год назад +37

      Where can a modern gentleman like myself acquire a good pair of skull hooks?

    • @BTM8109
      @BTM8109 Год назад +49

      This is the area of the skull most associated with gayness

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ Год назад

      Phrenology is a pseudoscience. Everyone knows you measure personality by the amount of blood, black bile, yellow bile, and phlegm!

    • @mylescasey8914
      @mylescasey8914 Год назад +17

      As a simple man, myself, I agree that the three dimples found here *points* are most associated with gayness for any human species or sub-human species on planet earth.

  • @EricShaun99
    @EricShaun99 Год назад +195

    Love the complete tone shift Adam took being slack jawed. He looked like a bored gay bug catcher before but now he looks like a beaten 17 year old Italian housewife hearing her husband come home drunk. Very good work Saul I love you

    • @007Hutchings
      @007Hutchings Год назад +3

      rofl

    • @VenerableHell
      @VenerableHell Год назад +5

      God if this isn’t the most accurate comment I’ve ever heard… 😂

  • @eriatarka209
    @eriatarka209 Год назад +391

    I love how quiet Adam used to be.

  • @JPJones03223
    @JPJones03223 Месяц назад +9

    Medically measuring joie de vivre levels is one of the most accidentally genius comedic bits I’ve ever heard of

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ Год назад +96

    Stav was quick to notice the Mayo Clinic remark

    • @axxa5000
      @axxa5000 Год назад +15

      A little too quick.

  • @comeawaywithme
    @comeawaywithme Год назад +91

    this whole bit along with the "as a gay man I need constant care" line is legit top tier classic CT for me, as a gay man in need of constant care

  • @psychonautpupildiallater7734
    @psychonautpupildiallater7734 Год назад +94

    Blue Cheese/Blue Shield coverage is the only way I’ll eat a salad.

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 Год назад +32

    00:56 as soon as Stav says “what does it say?” I was so sure of what Nick was going to say I actually said it in unison with him

  • @tedrossi1514
    @tedrossi1514 Год назад +39

    Stavs delivery of "Fuck" is perfect.
    Nick's "As a gay man i need constant care" makes me laugh every time.

  • @jackmajor3466
    @jackmajor3466 Год назад +90

    Nick on the doctors lap with a full beard has me dying

  • @NefariousPear
    @NefariousPear Год назад +274

    I'm currently being treated for gay at St Johns and I've seen Stav in the terminally gay and fat ward

    • @MrGogi4aaa
      @MrGogi4aaa Год назад +1

      This is why I'm pro-euthanasia for chronic terminal illnesses, nobody should have to go through all that suffering.

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 Год назад +53

    Adam just interviewed Neil degay Tyson and he actually works at the telescope, they can't detect any gravitational waves from Stavs pants

  • @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE
    @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE Год назад +30

    "We've looked at his joie de vivre."

  • @ChristopherSibert
    @ChristopherSibert Год назад +22

    "Doctor, I'm suffering from a Thousand Island Stare"

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Месяц назад +5

    3:09 "We heard from your Doctor and then we heard from My Doctor that all he said was that I was Gay."

  • @Basteal
    @Basteal Месяц назад +4

    These men never run out of elaborate senarios where fictional characters accuse them of being gay.

  • @Sam-uk4mb
    @Sam-uk4mb Год назад +168

    Stav throwing a baby hissy fit and ending the podcast early after Nick said he'd probably die early from fatness is a moment that lives in my head (no rent payment)

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Год назад +78

      Paying his therapist thousands to blame everything but his own hedonism is hilarious to me.

    • @zerothe3rd
      @zerothe3rd Год назад +14

      what episode was that

    • @Sam-uk4mb
      @Sam-uk4mb Год назад

      Starts at about 23 minutes in this video I believe
      m.ruclips.net/video/Q5F4JwAwe1g/видео.html&pp=ygUbbmljayB0ZWxscyBzdGF2IGhlIHdpbGwgZGll

    • @SuperYOmrYO
      @SuperYOmrYO Год назад

      Weird to hate a random shitty comedian that much, maybe get a life

    • @scslre
      @scslre Год назад

      nick was being a complete cunt in that episode.

  • @alexthrailkill
    @alexthrailkill Год назад +35

    “I’m much more vital than Dan Snyder. I have a spirit that he lacks.”
    As a Washington football fan, this is correct!

  • @1985_Honda_CRX_Si
    @1985_Honda_CRX_Si 18 дней назад +5

    1:36 i love the detail that this makes him "Nick Gurr"

  • @JayKabin
    @JayKabin Год назад +86

    As a gay man I need CONSTANT care. which is why i go to St Johns hospital the hospital where adam from cumtown was born

  • @godlyobject6509
    @godlyobject6509 Год назад +16

    That fucking animation of the paper at the end. Damnit Saul, love your work so damn much.

  • @Kaliscetera
    @Kaliscetera 9 месяцев назад +15

    It feels alarming that I still laugh at 2 men calling each other gay at this time in my life.

  • @idlesenses1
    @idlesenses1 Год назад +42

    Love the realistic touch of Nick sitting on the doctor's lap like a young child

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 Год назад +17

    I love that Stav isn't sure if he's enjoying this or pissed off.

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Год назад +73

    You're a true patriot for Nick being Dr. Gurr

  • @jacksonduruy4303
    @jacksonduruy4303 Год назад +11

    When Stav got his test results back from his doctor he gave him a thousand island stare

  • @remim6657
    @remim6657 Год назад +18

    Got damn it Saul once again a banger

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers Год назад +8

    How is there not a series of these animations? Their ability to express the comedy of these bits is amazing!

  • @Jdog13425
    @Jdog13425 Год назад +73

    The fact that his name is Doctor Gurr is wild 😂

    • @EmergencyChannel
      @EmergencyChannel Год назад +16

      His first name is Nick

    • @Jdog13425
      @Jdog13425 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@EmergencyChannel E x a c t l y

  • @Dromnivo
    @Dromnivo Год назад +8

    i never thought a podcast that was just people saying "you're gay" over and over again could be so funny

  • @rovaan57
    @rovaan57 Год назад +7

    “We’ve looked at his Joie De Vive”

  • @theomen7665
    @theomen7665 Год назад +18

    Bro, we need the British judge from To Kill a Mockingbird

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ Год назад +18

    Hall of fame bit

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Год назад +7

    "Dr. Gurr" is an extremely funny little detail. Bravo Saul

  • @worldwarchamp1959
    @worldwarchamp1959 Год назад +10

    Bleu Cheese / Blue Shield killed me 🤣

  • @dg92808
    @dg92808 Год назад +23

    I miss this show so much! They all need to reconcile and have a reunion show!

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад +18

      Stav needs to reconcile with a diet and exercise routine

  • @moremartinthanmartin
    @moremartinthanmartin Год назад +2

    I come back to this video at least once a week.

  • @enzopriesnitz5521
    @enzopriesnitz5521 Год назад +1

    I wish I could have the image at 2:48 done in charcoal, framed and put on my wall. I don't know why but it is so nice to look at.

  • @magnetmagnet4850
    @magnetmagnet4850 Год назад +15

    This is the first one of these videos where Adam, Stav AND Nick are all confirmed gay, and Adam is by far the straightest. It's frankly a beautiful sight.

  • @TheMisterGuy
    @TheMisterGuy Месяц назад +1

    Stav unable to contain his own laughter at calling someone "gay" is peak 5th grade.

  • @JMonty0100
    @JMonty0100 Год назад +4

    Only two people have ever been awarded the Kids Choice Lifetime Achievement Award, Dan Schneider and Optimus Prime

  • @nickmoreno3885
    @nickmoreno3885 Год назад +7

    The blue cheese blue shield bit killed

  • @theshaolinallen8600
    @theshaolinallen8600 9 месяцев назад +5

    "the births of gay men and the adult care of even gayer men" is a line that i remember every now and then and makes laugh also im very gay

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Год назад +6

    This thousand island stare tier animation is back

  • @04dram04
    @04dram04 Год назад +8

    This is my favorite CT moment. I was waiting for it to be animated 😂

  • @HavaOwensMMA
    @HavaOwensMMA Год назад +3

    Thank you for bringing back the banger

  • @JohnPC00
    @JohnPC00 Год назад +27

    Dr. Nicholas Gurr saved my life.

  • @rustyshackelford934
    @rustyshackelford934 Год назад +4

    Tiny gay Nick on the doctors lap fucking kills me lol

  • @notbadforanoob8725
    @notbadforanoob8725 Год назад +15

    "We looked at his joie de vivre" hahaha

  • @Max-vn8ym
    @Max-vn8ym Год назад +3

    the wikipedia article for joie de vivre has a picture of stav

  • @stevelibby6852
    @stevelibby6852 Год назад +5

    Blue cheese blue shield. I am dying again on that one.

  • @oblivionnow92
    @oblivionnow92 Год назад +2

    First time caller, big fan of the show. Callers are one of the big things that makes talk radio superior to podcasts still

  • @ThomasRoiloup
    @ThomasRoiloup Год назад +5

    Nick didn't have to keep mentioning St. John's Hospital. But he did.

  • @fightington
    @fightington 11 месяцев назад +8

    how df did we lose the trio

  • @jbshaver829
    @jbshaver829 Год назад +5

    Detective Alonzo is my favorite bit of the entire podcast

  • @HavaOwensMMA
    @HavaOwensMMA Год назад +3

    This was another one of my favorites!

  • @Severian_of_the_Guild
    @Severian_of_the_Guild Год назад

    I kept looking for an upload of this segment and I couldn't remember what episode it was, nice

  • @bcr0821
    @bcr0821 Год назад +12

    Gotta do the bagel debacle at some point. This one is great!

    • @atomicboomstick2543
      @atomicboomstick2543 Год назад

      stav acting like the most bitter fat cunt during this made me hate him

  • @Mattquaza
    @Mattquaza Год назад +18

    Stav was actually thinking of "Vittles" not vitals

  • @1boxerman
    @1boxerman Год назад +24

    Ah yes, the good Doctor Nicholas Gurr. A credit to his field. The medical field I mean, not any other kind of field.

  • @8SwordStyle
    @8SwordStyle Год назад +7

    Possibly my favorite bit ever

    • @urgamecshk
      @urgamecshk Год назад +1

      Adams flip flops will never be beat

  • @hello-rq8kf
    @hello-rq8kf 3 месяца назад +1

    on a recent episode of stavvy talks, stav said he thought joi de vivre was a french dessert

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter Год назад +1

    I don't know if it's more due to the podcast itself or the animations, but the never fail to make me laugh.

  • @FD_and_B
    @FD_and_B Год назад +4

    we looked at his joie de vivre

  • @therooster72
    @therooster72 Год назад +6

    It would be a long one, but the breakfast sandwich fiasco needs to be animated

  • @jimbeanmcqueen64
    @jimbeanmcqueen64 Год назад +2

    Nick- so you’re saying you’re gay?
    Stav- no!
    Nick- but we’re the same room

  • @whimsyandsilly
    @whimsyandsilly Год назад +5

    im thinking adam and nick holding hands in the hospital bed would be such a good patreon sticker for june for pride month 😈😈😈

  • @mattthornhill554
    @mattthornhill554 4 месяца назад

    Nick knew how much of a banger that Bleu Cheese Blue Shield burn was that he couldn’t even keep it together for both deliveries 😂😂

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Год назад +2

    blue cheese blue shield lmfaooooo

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Год назад +10

    FAT ........................ 98%
    JOIE DE VIVRE ..... 0%
    FINAL RESULTS ... GAY

  • @billcrotts5456
    @billcrotts5456 Год назад +2

    I wonder if Nick was thinking of the thousand island stare when he said blue cheese blue shield

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 Год назад +2

    2:48 Nick sitting on his lap like Pinocchio

  • @danielbrown2303
    @danielbrown2303 6 месяцев назад

    Blue cheese blue shield was so simple yet so good that it caught me off guard. These dudes are funny.

  • @mr.pastrami5153
    @mr.pastrami5153 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Dr. Nick Gurr" was a nice touch

  • @highbrow2373
    @highbrow2373 2 месяца назад +1

    The word Stavros was going for was "Virile"

    • @Frizzleman
      @Frizzleman Месяц назад

      I’m still convinced vital was the right word

  • @mikito00
    @mikito00 Год назад

    😂😂😂 this is amazing. Made my day. The images do add that extra comedic effect.

  • @zachgokc
    @zachgokc Год назад +3

    Dr. Gurr is a highly underrated addition

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 Год назад +1

    Omg this bit is so good!

  • @havanaradio
    @havanaradio 4 месяца назад +1

    Blu cheese Blue shield kills me

  • @KnowOne111
    @KnowOne111 11 месяцев назад +1

    Blue Cheese Blue Shield is next level

  • @markymark146
    @markymark146 Год назад +12

    I'm gay for content

  • @JohnDobak
    @JohnDobak Год назад +8

    "We have a number of incredibly unstable listeners" - For those who were still looking for it.

  • @olbigheavy
    @olbigheavy Год назад

    Hell yea dude. Thanks bro

  • @whyshouldibeats
    @whyshouldibeats Год назад +2

    I love stav's laugh bro

  • @skeebontrience1799
    @skeebontrience1799 Год назад +2

    Doctor Nicholas Gurr and Stavros Baby are exquisite touches

  • @Decaf.
    @Decaf. Год назад +5

    "Dr.Gurr" 😂

  • @ColonelCorson
    @ColonelCorson Год назад +2

    Hell yeah, dude. This rocks.

  • @jakemitchell9853
    @jakemitchell9853 Год назад +1

    "You can measure it, yeah."