Cumtown: Adam the Joke Thief

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @ronaldrrusti4846
    @ronaldrrusti4846 2 года назад +1108

    Every time Nick says "I don't care" it's always caked in seething, unparalleled hatred

    • @somegroceries1759
      @somegroceries1759 Год назад +71

      kinda like a woman

    • @MomTires
      @MomTires Год назад +49

      @@somegroceries1759With the same height as one too

    • @hrs1414
      @hrs1414 10 месяцев назад +18

      Its annoying bc he does it a lot after ranting anout a topic for 5-10 min lol

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 10 месяцев назад +4

      I love this lol

  • @Banjohh
    @Banjohh 2 года назад +790

    I love how Nick's hatred for adam stealing jokes/bits overpowered him making fun of stav for being fat when he kept saying marmalade instead of marmaduke

  • @reppingl
    @reppingl 2 года назад +773

    Immediately started laughing as soon as I saw how long this compilation is

  • @jamnmikefx
    @jamnmikefx Год назад +461

    Adam steals so many jokes. He’s like if Amy Schumer was a woman

    • @freakyfreak1
      @freakyfreak1 Год назад +13

      Ohhhh boy this is so good

    • @zakdoar8874
      @zakdoar8874 8 месяцев назад +5

      👏 👏 👏 great Job.

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg Год назад +282

    The first one where he claims the bit as Nick is doing the bit is just unreal

  • @AirMarshalFiftyCent
    @AirMarshalFiftyCent 11 месяцев назад +46

    The Adam cries put in pain as he strikes you

  • @TheGregcawthorne
    @TheGregcawthorne 2 года назад +357

    Adam is basically Carlos Mencia, but without the ability to pull off the full crime.

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 2 года назад +19

      @Vinluv Handesbukia but gayer

    • @Themissinformer
      @Themissinformer 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, at least Carlos has charisma and comedic timing.

    • @ThatCatDiaz
      @ThatCatDiaz 10 месяцев назад +4

      At least Mencia made a name for himself

    • @evil6564
      @evil6564 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThatCatDiazHe has 185k subscribers and is pulling in millions of views. What's "carlos" up to?

    • @ThatCatDiaz
      @ThatCatDiaz 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@evil6564 Mencia? Prolly headlining some shitty bar show. Those 185k subs are Nick's and you know it

  • @sobs291
    @sobs291 7 месяцев назад +7

    My favorite Adam bit is Andre’s Steakhouse

  • @seedofbayne.
    @seedofbayne. Год назад +130

    Nobody realizes the bug-like genius of adam doing a bit about constantly stealing jokes and stav and nick never actually catching on

    • @ballixman6587
      @ballixman6587 8 месяцев назад +12

      That’s Arthur Fleck level comedy

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 3 месяца назад +3

      You think it was on purpose?
      I don’t buy it

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Год назад +68

    *"We the people of the jury find the defendant, Adam Friedland, GUILTY on all charges of homosexuality and theft of humorous material."*

  • @merces47letifer4
    @merces47letifer4 2 года назад +239

    Ugh, imagine him as a kid sitting around the dinner table telling his family some dumb joke he stole from school earlier, as if he wrote it.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 2 года назад +17

      Makes you wanna pull out the mosin, doesn't it?

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon Год назад +2

      I dont have to imagine this, this is pretty much it

    • @briani50
      @briani50 5 месяцев назад

      That is so funny man lol has me chuckling quite nicely if I do say so myself

    • @mrj4990
      @mrj4990 Месяц назад

      I wish he was at Newtown

  • @beethovenalexander
    @beethovenalexander 2 года назад +244

    Damn imagine how the Palestinians feel

    • @njmcfreak
      @njmcfreak Год назад +9

      Imagine how they feel now lmao

    • @jordishima
      @jordishima 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@njmcfreak a lot of them don’t feel anymore, unfortunately

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 9 месяцев назад +4

      And now Adam's tribe is convincing the whole world to turn against them this should end well

    • @zakdoar8874
      @zakdoar8874 8 месяцев назад +9

      As a Palestinian, I'm just gunna say, we told you so.

    • @Desecrator6
      @Desecrator6 5 месяцев назад +5

      Y’all are so gay

  • @jacobsharpe7039
    @jacobsharpe7039 2 года назад +183

    Adam stole the Marmaduke joke thing from an old Opie and Anthony clip where Jim Norton just randomly starts laughing uncontrollably and when they ask him what's so funny he just describes a marmaduke comic while laughing and wheezing uncontrollably

  • @kaydenshepherd510
    @kaydenshepherd510 Год назад +93

    Adam's ability to somehow forget stealing from Ben yet being reminded 3 separate times about it is amazing

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r 2 года назад +191

    i have concluded that adam is behind all these channels so he can steal all of the jokes

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад +4

      @@TheVillagePeoplepod Louis F calls it anti-termitic

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 года назад +224

    I managed to put-off getting into Cum Town for like over a year despite getting constant recommendations, but after meeting Adam Friedland in a Twitter Space about 6 months ago, the title of this video really caught my attention.
    because in the span of an hour in that space, he did this to me TWICE. I genuinely thought it was a bit, and I'm actually still not sure. If it is, it's actually really funny but I honestly don't know.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie Год назад +38

      It's a bit. He's very dedicated

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 Год назад

      I think it’s a mental disability that he plays off as a bit.

    • @DsaGoodies
      @DsaGoodies Год назад +9

      @@postbunnie lol

    • @macroglossumstellatarum3068
      @macroglossumstellatarum3068 Год назад +1

      You met him in ‘twitter space’
      Gotta be the gayest thing I’ve heard today

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Год назад +6

      He stole two of your twitter jokes?

  • @stevowilliams8279
    @stevowilliams8279 11 месяцев назад +26

    10:53 Adam having to interject, despite it being completely unrelated to Nick's joke, that he has read the whole bible is insane. Also you just know he read it as quickly as he could just to tick the box in his brain so that he can say he's read it.

    • @IWannaGoMissing
      @IWannaGoMissing 2 месяца назад +3

      He didn’t read it

    • @redacted5035
      @redacted5035 2 месяца назад +5

      Dat boi aint NEVA read his book

    • @MonoDde
      @MonoDde 20 дней назад

      Adam has definitely lied about reading a book before. Nick called him out about it and embarrassed him😂

  • @levimaxton6307
    @levimaxton6307 2 года назад +56

    Adam will literally try to steal the bit about him being a joke thief

  • @FlaminggMoe
    @FlaminggMoe 2 года назад +51

    "Garfield in the streets, Heathcliffe in the sheets" fuckin got me good Stav

  • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
    @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 10 месяцев назад +13

    "I dont know" the jew exclaims gayley

  • @jim0_o
    @jim0_o Год назад +35

    In a different timeline Stav's Marmaduke vs. Marmalade (its basically another word for Jam) mix-up would have been another Thousand Island Stare situation, probably saving Adam some grief.
    Edit: Also isnt the original a hundred yard stare. (The important Qs being A'ed right here, cause my online-search-organ is obv. broken.)

    • @ohjacesimpson
      @ohjacesimpson 10 месяцев назад

      thousand yard stare

    • @IWannaGoMissing
      @IWannaGoMissing 2 месяца назад

      Thousand yard stare is what I’ve always heard

  • @dt90891
    @dt90891 Год назад +38

    Adam is the slowest thinker but unintentionally funny as fuck. And Nick and Stav are legends. I wish Nick had a variety show to do all his impressions because stand up he’s ok but off the cuff impressions are killer as fuck.

    • @dt90891
      @dt90891 Год назад +3

      And “as fuck” is my jam. The end.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof Год назад +8

      Nick and stavs riffs are legendary

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 9 месяцев назад

      @@007megaoofas fuck

  • @shmittybacall1499
    @shmittybacall1499 Год назад +29

    12:30 I love hearing the boys do a lil blow on the pod

  • @xXXJimboSliceXXx
    @xXXJimboSliceXXx 2 года назад +784

    Adam demonstrates that literally every stereotype about Jews is 1,000,000% true.

    • @righteousfist175
      @righteousfist175 2 года назад +48

      Adam is the worst part of the show

    • @RollOutRory
      @RollOutRory 2 года назад +94

      6*

    • @reppingl
      @reppingl 2 года назад +51

      @@righteousfist175 at this point it seems like Adam is putting in the most effort

    • @bjolofthoth1815
      @bjolofthoth1815 2 года назад +27

      @@righteousfist175 *Stav

    • @FlaminggMoe
      @FlaminggMoe 2 года назад

      @@bjolofthoth1815 *you negative Nancy's

  • @Leon-zu1wp
    @Leon-zu1wp Год назад +28

    The funniest part is that if it was anyone except Nick Mullen on the podcast Adam would get away with it. His photographic comedy memory does him in.

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM Год назад +13

    I gotta admit I laughed hard at Adam sarcastically saying “You couldn’t possibly be smart enough to understand what this three panel comic is in such a concise and humorous way!” At 23:10

  • @AleKar1991
    @AleKar1991 Год назад +10

    02:43 As Adam opens his mouth, there are literally police sirens starting up in the background, on the way to arrest him for joke theft

  • @DsaGoodies
    @DsaGoodies Год назад +38

    I feel like the fact that he makes no attempt to hide his joke "borrowing" (I'm feeling generous here) is a pretty good indicator of it being either a bit, or something truly out of his control and unintentional. As hard as that is to imagine.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Год назад +14

      I feel like his memory is fucky rather than malicious stealing of bits.

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Год назад +30

      @@TheTGOAC Nick "It's odd how many of your transgressions work out in your favor".

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 3 месяца назад

      Genetic predisposition for mental illness

  • @Krank311
    @Krank311 Год назад +7

    Norm Macdonald 100% has made marmaduke jokes for 20 years. On Conan, letterman, and norm live.

  • @leejones8082
    @leejones8082 11 месяцев назад +4

    It’s so funny that as soon as Adam starts stealing the Harry met Sally joke, you can hear sirens in the background.

  • @CrasherRed
    @CrasherRed 2 года назад +12

    I know the exact dilbert videos adam is talking about, they're very weird and very funny, done entirely in MSpaint too which really adds to the effect.

  • @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739
    @chickenandksivideoreviewer9739 2 года назад +11

    The force is strong with this one

  • @wesspect
    @wesspect Год назад +21

    I’d be willing to write it off as a minor personality flaw, but taking full responsibility and then somehow entirely “forgetting” all about it next time it comes up is absolute insect behavior

    • @cog6492
      @cog6492 Год назад

      You yourself are an insect by writing this comment…

  • @charliecharles2459
    @charliecharles2459 2 года назад +45

    You make the best compilations since Fidance, thank you for being such a homosexual role model

  • @captainunderdong3241
    @captainunderdong3241 Год назад +15

    "I used to draw Dilbert in gay scenarios"

  • @JMG_86
    @JMG_86 2 года назад +19

    He's truly a Jewish Gary Payton this Adam feller ....

  • @NathanExploshin
    @NathanExploshin 2 года назад +30

    This is incriminating. Like if there was this much proof about anything on someone they would be labeled a repeat offender with no possibility of rehabilitation.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 8 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest part is Adam still does this but it's how he gets mad when people don't laugh at them

  • @eduardosuarez2414
    @eduardosuarez2414 2 года назад +27

    Nick's Nicholson got a lot better but at this point it's a perfect Duke Nukem

  • @UFO_PILOT
    @UFO_PILOT 10 месяцев назад +3

    19:45 good old Stavy, confusing Marmaduke with Marmalade.

  • @asdf852asdf
    @asdf852asdf 10 месяцев назад +1

    This whole compilation is just foreshadowing for the Adam Friedland Show were you can tell Nick wrote the whole thing and made Adam say everything while holding a gun to his head

  • @osmanzubeir9701
    @osmanzubeir9701 Год назад +6

    If Adam doesn’t steal it someone else will

  • @rockandrollbit
    @rockandrollbit 2 месяца назад

    Cumtown podcasts mixed with FM may just be one of my favourite combos ever.

  • @kodakgreen6047
    @kodakgreen6047 Год назад +1

    Really nice work man, seriously. Good stuff.

  • @maxdelayer
    @maxdelayer Год назад +2

    My favorite part is near the end where Adam clearly steals "Nick getting told from fans that Adam has stolen jokes that he can't remember" and tries to use it against Nick

  • @MrQwerty00010
    @MrQwerty00010 Год назад +19

    I had no idea what cumtown was and when I started listening I assumed Adam was the audio guy and then I realized he was actually part of the show and I still to this day do not know what he offers. He’s not funny at all.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 2 года назад +8

    I’m dyslexic and I thought it was thirteen minutes long not *THIRTY ONE* but I can’t say I’m completely surprised 😂😂

    • @FlaminggMoe
      @FlaminggMoe 2 года назад +7

      I'm gay and I read it correctly

    • @JackedBiker
      @JackedBiker Год назад

      @@FlaminggMoe I'm correctly and I read it gay

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool Год назад

    9:27 the way he peters off into “.....I stole a joke”

  • @honkhonk422
    @honkhonk422 2 месяца назад

    Adam considering himself as a "comedian" of any type is a joke in itself.

  • @Derek_Keenan
    @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +26

    i feel like 60% of the population just copies and repeats funny things they hear other people say, its wild

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 4 месяца назад

      I think there are a lot less jews than that

    • @bigpictureguys8415
      @bigpictureguys8415 3 месяца назад +3

      60% of the population aren’t being paid for it though

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 Год назад +2

    8:20 Stav may be fat but he was a good and loyal laugh track

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 3 месяца назад +1

    This is like documenting serious mental illness

  • @madatarchives8725
    @madatarchives8725 Год назад +2

    I love when Nick gets mad

  • @ThePointingArrows
    @ThePointingArrows 2 месяца назад

    This compilation is way longer than any of Adam’s jokes compilation

  • @orenthalsimpson
    @orenthalsimpson Год назад +5

    Now he's stealing from Dick Cavitt

  • @peytonwarren1936
    @peytonwarren1936 Год назад +2

    "marmala- i mean marmaduke"

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Год назад +5

    Adam is such a hack lol

    • @suicane
      @suicane Год назад +3

      I feel like 60% of the population just copies and repeats funny things they hear other people say, it's wild

  • @MonoDde
    @MonoDde 21 день назад

    Damn bro, at 5:59 Adam stole the "Brandon Wardell steals Adam's bits" bit for himself, literally in front of Nick who said it first. Stealing inception. He just can't help himself. Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @nothingissimplewithlloyd
    @nothingissimplewithlloyd 11 месяцев назад +2

    Adam does standup, and Nick and stav do standup. Coincidence??

  • @mikehawk4455
    @mikehawk4455 Месяц назад

    Stavs laugh in 2x is insane

  • @juvenoiachild7675
    @juvenoiachild7675 Месяц назад

    Adam stole my bit of being straight man

  • @danvankouwenberg7234
    @danvankouwenberg7234 Год назад +1

    Just suckin' up all the jokea and giving them back when their worth nothing.

  • @yojeli
    @yojeli Год назад +1

    30:10 stavs funny sing song voice

  • @Evs78101
    @Evs78101 Год назад +3

    Spot on Nicholson impression by Nick 7:39

  • @michaelfenlon9398
    @michaelfenlon9398 Год назад +1

    the marmaduke thing is a Norm bit im pretty sure nick is right

  • @tropicaljupiter
    @tropicaljupiter 28 дней назад

    Why is there is an ad for prostate cancer uk on that soccer game

  • @gaunaareright
    @gaunaareright 9 месяцев назад

    Well I for one think it's really cute how Adam steals jokes, but what do i know I'm gay

  • @frankibianchi6188
    @frankibianchi6188 Год назад +7

    Anyone else would have been crushed by these assaults, but not Adam.
    #friedlandgang

  • @bodybuildingABC
    @bodybuildingABC 2 года назад +4

    yo i heard this is why Stav left..

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад

      Adam joke stealing? Nah Stav was bored with the podcast and wanted to do something different

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад +4

      Stav left because he came out as straight

  • @TheDipindots
    @TheDipindots Год назад +1

    No joke when I get hiccups I have to click on random ass cumtown clips to make me laugh and it cures them every single time. It's a curse I wouldn't wish on anyone.

  • @Rozhestvensky
    @Rozhestvensky Год назад

    shouts out to dilbert 1, 2, and 3

  • @chrispowers5637
    @chrispowers5637 10 месяцев назад

    Heavily influenced by Stern bits.. direct quotes

  • @stanleysmooth
    @stanleysmooth Год назад +2

    25:15 fucking incredible kick from the goalie right there

  • @gav5810
    @gav5810 2 месяца назад

    The ben O'brien ep is gone, cannot find it anywhere on the internet. What happened??

  • @steamedyam
    @steamedyam Месяц назад

    Modern day Robin Williams

  • @AnthonySopran0
    @AnthonySopran0 9 месяцев назад

    18:18 holy crap 😂

  • @finalfantasy50
    @finalfantasy50 2 месяца назад

    does anyone have that marmadick cartoon? i try to google it and i could only find one image

  • @multiplesifl
    @multiplesifl Год назад +16

    What's worse: Adam being a joke thief or Stav being a broken record?

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Год назад +1

      Idunno there's a reason you aren't commenting under a TAFS ep rn... There's a dynamic that stav brings. "oh no..... Mixed race?" Is still the best line in the whole show.

    • @multiplesifl
      @multiplesifl Год назад

      I comment on plenty of TAFS vids, thanks.

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Год назад +2

      @@multiplesifl and yet here you are.

    • @emmanuelalmanzar4687
      @emmanuelalmanzar4687 Год назад +1

      ​@@KCCC326you're acting like he can't like both, which he probably does

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 Год назад +4

      @@emmanuelalmanzar4687 no I'm not. I'm saying he obviously can't be that annoyed with stav if he's still listening. And it feels like sour grapes and a bit of a cope to act like stav didn't add a great deal to the vibe of the show.

  • @brodaciousmax8025
    @brodaciousmax8025 Год назад

    Oh Adam ur crimes are cataloged here! I'm gay

  • @jeff5534
    @jeff5534 Год назад +2

    This is what happens when work in comedy and aren’t funny at all

  • @schizofrenzia1884
    @schizofrenzia1884 Год назад +6

    I mean what do you expect we've been warned for centuries of his people....and now even the show is named after him

  • @ajr01-x6e
    @ajr01-x6e 7 дней назад

    13:41 - Adam pretends he doesn't even understand the concept of how a joke could be stolen
    I genuinely and unironically hate Adam. He isn't just annoying. He's a bad person and I don't think he deserves success.

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 Год назад

    this is egregious

  • @wilsonwallace8755
    @wilsonwallace8755 11 месяцев назад

    That football manager in the background?

  • @DamTheKid
    @DamTheKid 2 года назад +2

    where in the fuck is the Ben O'brien episode? Can't find it on patreon, fuck shit
    edit: fuck

  • @NameAvailable
    @NameAvailable 11 месяцев назад

    At 21:00 Adam is also definitely stealing from Chapo. Can’t prove this came out after the Chapo episode making fun of conservative comics, but I’m going to assume Adam stole that.

  • @stevenregul6335
    @stevenregul6335 2 месяца назад

    Remember when Adam used to try out different obnoxious laughs to try and be like stav so pathetic

  • @patrickbrunelle5847
    @patrickbrunelle5847 10 дней назад

    To be fair to adam all he does is mention a topic and if nick has a bit that even slightly relates to that he just throws a fit and acts lile hes being screwed,little baby…

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam 7 дней назад

      What are you, some kind of straight guy? We don't defend the bug here.

  • @MercyBot7
    @MercyBot7 9 месяцев назад

    I love nick, he is my best friend. I love him. I'm gay.

  • @sBaby-en6tj
    @sBaby-en6tj Год назад

    Im gay

  • @agusrum94
    @agusrum94 Год назад

    And you stole this audio from Nubian Fidance

  • @williamboyce4829
    @williamboyce4829 Год назад +3

    Idk but In the first clip Adam says the joke first

  • @fundeek
    @fundeek Год назад +1

    12:15

  • @mikehawk9784
    @mikehawk9784 9 месяцев назад

    24:45

  • @justinpharand8454
    @justinpharand8454 Год назад +4

    So not only is Adam a totally unfunny buzzkill and worst part of the show but he also steals jokes and feigns ignorance when called out. Interesting.

  • @NotAfraid280
    @NotAfraid280 5 месяцев назад

    8:16
    13:15

  • @Mrz-bq2yb
    @Mrz-bq2yb Год назад +1

    The wham city one is truly damning

  • @SWIM-02354
    @SWIM-02354 4 месяца назад

    Once on Norm MacDonald live, he described marmaduke as the "dog thats always getting into messes" it angered me as well

  • @SamHaugen
    @SamHaugen Год назад

    Adam has stolen like six gorillian jokes at this point.

  • @mikehawk9784
    @mikehawk9784 9 месяцев назад

    25:38