Ranking EVERY Alton Towers Ride from WORST to BEST! (feat. Coastersaurus)
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- Опубликовано: 21 фев 2021
- From Octonauts to Oblivion. Numtums to Nemesis. We rank EVERY SINGLE ride at Alton Towers from the very worst, to the undisputed best! With a little help from Coastersaurus on the way!
Do you agree with our list? What are your favourite (and least favourite) rides at Alton Towers? Let us know!
Make sure to go check out Coastersaurus here: / coastersaurus
Credits:
Coastersaurus
Alton Towers
Coaster Crazy
IA_J
#ScrewyLoops
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Chris.
The kid saying “it might make you a little moist” cracked me up
I know it’s so good 😂
317 likes and 2 comments 🤨
Ik
Ikr
Me too
Octonauts is definitely the best thrill ride at Alton
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WENT ON IT 18 TIMES IN A ROW 😂😂
Definitely
@@Blitheringbimbo 18 times!? Holy shit how were you not sick??
@@_mylo_xyloto_1816 it wasnt that bad tbh- but i was a completely hyper 7 year old with adhd😂
Yea. It starts with a launch which goes 0-230mph within 1 second,it then goes up a 250m hill,then it does a 130 degree drop followed with a 125m loop,before doing another 50 inversions. It then goes through another launch,making it go 275mph. It will then go up a vertical hill which goes up to 300m. Then it drops into a tunnel and does another 100 inversions. It will then go up a 150m spiral before slowing down. Once it fully slows down,it does a free fall drop,which drops 150m + another 25m underground. It then does a reverse launch which goes 300mph back into the station. Truly intense!
"What is your favourite family ride?"
"Oblivion"
Ahahahahahahahahaha
l wanted to go on it but jeez when l saw it in real life l was EKKKKKK CAN L GO ON IT PLEASEEEEEEE then l was to short :v
@@woody1445 yeah its a great coaster, short but deadly. I dont think its as intense as people make out though
@@woody1445 I was like 1 or 2cm short he didn’t care and it’s the best
I really wanted to go on it but the sound when it goes underground made me chicken out 😭✋
@@stonalon4274 i mean of course they won’t care if your a centimetre short..
Blimey - The Octonauts. That 0-90mph launch followed by a super intense helix with inversions that whip you side to side and airtime that sends you metres above your seat. Octonauts is the scariest ride ever imagined
You've sold it to me 😂👍 I still need to ride it 🤣
Seriously?! It's a baby ride compared to DUPLO DINO COASTER!! THE AIRTIME IS INSANE 😱
WHAT
Actually i like the iggle piggle ride
ALL HAIL OCTONAUTS
Just wait until Raj’s bouncy bottom burp comes along, that’ll give nemesis a real run for her money
It'll be my new number 1 for sure! 🤣🙏
its frog hopper
@@ScrewyLoops we waited for that while our parents waited on Gangsta Granny. Sadly We didn’t go on it
@@c.i.n.b4710 they got rid of that and replaced it with Raj’s bottom burp
Skyride be like: "Am I a joke to you?"😭😂
🤫🤫🤫
And Monorail
Hmm 🤔
@@astheniceel13 when I went, monarail was out of order?
@@mr_perfectly_fine13 might just not worked that day
Anyone else think Rita is very underrated, honestly one of my favourites as well screwyloops
Agreed! Awesome coaster!! ☺️👍
Love Rita 😍
It’s great and my friends mom is called Rita so I can now say I rode rita
Last year I went on a baby Caterpillar rollercoaster now the ride I went on a year later I went on smiler as my first one that year
Yes
This video was absolutely hilarious, what an absolute banger of a video. Genuinely had me in tears laughing, especially the special 'Galactica roll'😂
Thanks! 😁👍 Glad you enjoyed it! ☺️
@@ScrewyLoops I
the overenthusiastic "Chew Chew" is definitely the best part of the run away mine cart
When I was there it looked like some intern was running the ride at the time, didn't know what he was supposed to say, and preceeded to go 'Chim Chau'
@@supathechest chim chau 😂😂😂
When I went about 3 months ago me and my mate Charlie were taking the mickey out of that guy 😂 great memory
I went yesterday and the guy running let us go around 3 times instead of 2.
fucking love that guy, hes so funny
Yesssssss
The transitions from ride to ride were great!
Thank you so much! 😁👍
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Galactica is very underrated, its really comfy and also is really good for an introduction to thrill rides
I'd say so too. It really introduces you to the insanity of Nemesis if you ride it enough times.
When I first visited towers when I was about 7 or 8, every other thrill ride looked too scary for me, so I ended up going on Galactica and quite enjoyed it. I went back when I was 14 and rode all the other rides, so I have to thank Galactica for being my first ever thrill ride
Galactica, or Air as it was at the time, was the only one I dared go on. But I really enjoyed it for the most part. I wanted to go on it again, but sadly it was the end of the day by that point so I didn't get a chance or to try Nemesis. After the Smiler incident of 2015 though I was definitely put off from going back or going on rollercoasters ever again. But I would like to go on Galactica again and to try Nemesis, really. I'm a little sad I've lost my chance to ever ride the original Nemesis but never mind, at least it's been rebuilt! Maybe I will one day.
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Now onto justins house
Its very loud
It smells funny
Its full of crying kids
And packed with overcompetitive dads
I never even did it normally. I sat on a turret gunning anyone with a pulse down.
@@s0n4r89 legend
@@matthewmccloskey9525 I'm actually going today with my family. The tradition shall continue, seeing as I'm gonna have to go there anyway.
@@s0n4r89 i remember shooting everyone like it was d day
@@samthedetectiveeevee rip and tear until it is done
Proud to say my dad helped build Rita (he’s a welder so he helped build the metal for the tracks)
Your dad is a legend ❤️🙌
Rita is one of my favourites! Just wish it was longer 😂 well done to your dad, legend!
The Smiler the ride that makes you turn into Aphex Twin.
I wish the milkman would deliver my milk... In the morning! 🥛
@@ScrewyLoops never mind we have postman pat
Ok guys, this video is high quality material about amusement parks, which is something we don't see very often
Thank you so much! ☺️🙏
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The best family ride in the UK: Oblivion
Wickerman is my absolute favourite ride, i love everything about it, the pre show and the smell when you enter the room, the soundtrack, i just LOVE IT SO MUCH
It's awesome!! ☺️
I do feel that Alton Towers really needs more flat rides. Last time I went I barely went on a single one! There are a few products from different manufacturers that I think would fit perfectly in the park (most notably on the old Ripsaw spot), but for now I can only dream.
I always see Alton Towers as more of a "Universal" style theme park where they can thrive on mostly Coasters and Dark Rides 👍 I'd rather see them focus on some modern dark rides if anything 🙂 would be really cool! But flat rides would be nice 👌
well now in 2023… meet the retro squad🤣
@@sqkuravoid so retro
"It's in middle of NOWHERE "That really got me crying in tears
I would love to see some work on 13 to make it a longer 'through the woods' part of the ride for some re-rideability because it's just not worth the queue if you've been on it before. It's only enjoyable if you go on with someone who's never been on before
I didn’t really like 13 very much - and the queue I waited on was ridiculous. Bit disappointed!
13 got me scared af especially when it turned dark
I love thirteen purely because I know what's going to happen. Getting to hear other first time riders is definitely amusing and I still love that drop
I actually still like this ride. I occasionally need a break from the intensity of re-riding nemesis and the smiler, and this and wickerman are my go to picks. Also, try thirteen if you're there at night, you can't see anything which makes the outdoor section more interesting
So thankful for this video! Theme parks opening in April and I’m gonna be heading to Alton towers for the first time! I live 6 hours away but I’m so excited since I haven’t been to a theme park in ages!!!!!
No worries! ☺️👍 April can't come soon enough! 🙌
@@ScrewyLoops I’m going in august
Rita was smoother than wicker man last year, honestly i love rita
I've rarely had a rough ride on Rita 👍 it has a bit of rattle, but nothing that ruins my ride on it 🙂
Agreed. I don't find it rough, just the restraints are uncomfortable if you're on the taller side... I only really notice it waiting for the launch and the brakes at the end.
Rita no 2
@@ScrewyLoops my mom went on that a few years ago.
Let’s just not talk about that.
It feels like you neck is gonna snap on the launch
When there's a new ScrewyLoops video, you know the day has gotten 110% better!
Thank you! 😁 That means a hell of a lot! ☺️🙏
You mean 10x better! This video is leaving me itching to get back to the place i became a real man
Heyyyy The Editor Guy YT
@@deejasart7766 hey there!
Not really
FINALLY! Been waiting for this one :D
Hope you enjoyed it! ☺️👍
@@ScrewyLoops Sure did, made me chuckle quite a few times :D Love the dead cat joke.... as horrible as that sounds
“Flipped over like an undercooked pork sausage” 😂😂💀💀
God this kid is having me in stitches 😭
Recently discovered this channel from watching 'coaste crazy', another top channel. This is great, mint to have something that ain't such a 'family Channel'.
Thank you so much! 😁👍 Andy is a legend, love his channel too 🙂
When I heard the line “it might make you a little moist” I just forgot how to breathe for a second. 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
that peter kid was actually really funny, might of been the way he talks that makes it so good.
i t s f u l l o f c r y i n g k i d s a n d o v e r c o m p e t i t i v e d a d s
3:50 LOVE IT :D
So good!! Glad it’s not just me that gets absolutely Iggle Piggled by the announcement in Nemmy’s station 😅😂
Haha! 🤣👍 Cheers man! 🍻
Air is my favourite. It's very comfortable and not scary, and I love the style of flying rides. Haven't been back since the change, but I really hope I can one day.
FINALLY someone ranks nemesis as number 1 :D
Duel is one of my favourites. I think if they just got rid of most of the dots and just kept them on the monsters then it would be great.
And now they've done as you asked and redone it. It's much better now.
Not only is he funny and makes me laugh he has his rank correct by putting wicker man 3rd and nemesis 1st
Thank you!! ☺️👍
8:14
So I called this the BBQ element.
Tasty sausages.
I was dying at the “Damper than a 🤔, ginger nut biscuit?”
Chris: Finally a man of experience
Me: lmao 😂 It's soooooo good
14:49 loved it 😂😂
Great video! 😁
Thank you so much! ☺️👍
3:17 3rd Degree Shrivel had me in stitches hahaha
Yeah. Thanks for that Chris. 😒 😂
🤣🤣🤣
3:15 postman pat tries to do an inversion.
"alton towers is the most popular theme park in the country"
Me who knows its legoland
Edit: 2 months later and this has still been controversial haha
In the uk
@@fionafarquharson8804
Legoland england/legoland windsor
no it’s alton towers
@@georginamx5232 it actually isn't
Alton gets roughly 700,000 people a year
And legoland gets 1,000,000 a year
I was surprised too
It alton
“Get the wrong weight distribution and you’ll be flying around like a doner kebab in a fish n chips shop” 🤣😂💀lmao
“What’s favorite Alton towers family ride?”
Peter: OBLIVION
"The parents sit in the middle going green and getting a headache from all the din" kid, i adore you
Chris obviously hasn’t learnt his lesson from the Thorpe park one. Shame there’s no more screwy loops show but I’m sure the rest of the content will be just as good if not better.
I'll definitely return to the series if it gains interest again 🙂👍 it feels a bit wasted at the moment sadly 🙁
You are actually the funniest rollercoaster commentator I have ever seen. Love it! I can’t wait to go to Alton towers.
Thank you so much!! ☺️
Brilliant as always!!
Cheers Adam! ☺️👍
ScrewyLoops really enjoyed this one! You put so much into these and it’s great to see it up on screen!
Love the vid as always funny and great and agree with the rankings!!
Thank you so much!! 😁👍
@@ScrewyLoops No problem always a massive joy watching your vids!
This made me laugh so much. It's amazing 😁
Thanks buddy! 😁 Glad you enjoyed it haha 🙂
Nice name
Wow, this makes me realise how long it's been since I last went to Alton Towers, do not recognise a lot of those and I'm questioning where others are!
I’m happy that when you ranked the smiler that you looked past the accident
I loved the puns in the video
Rita is sick - no issues there, I actually prefer it to wickerman. I rode Rita right at the front as my first ride of the day one trip and both my girlfriend and I were like..that was absolutely the best time we’d ever ridden it 😂 it was incredible
Far far too nice to 13 imho, any stick Rita gets is far more deserved by 13.
Spinball is great too - doesn’t get enough credit for being basically a walk on most days and pretty thrilling due to how fucking rickety and wild mouse feeling it is.
I’d have to have smiler at 1, it’s just pure perfection and madness tightly packed into such a crammed area, super smooth, feels long and like you get a good ride - and it has that “let’s do it again” feeling as soon as you come off.
Yes! More Rita love! 🙏❤️ Also The Smiler was extremely close to taking the number 1 spot, it's fantastic in my opinion 🙂
Rita was literally my favourite ever,her speed,ride theming everything.
nemesis, unsurprisingly, is my favourite ride at the park, but I also really like galactica and wickerman
going today!! well excited
Hope you had the best time!! 😁👍
@@ScrewyLoops i only got on the oblivion because the lines were so long!!
“And it’s in the middle of ABSOLUTE NOWHERE”
Me, on the six hour journey in the middle of nowhere: this is the dark forest, alright.
This probably been said before but this video is great , especially the coastersoarus section his pronouncements are great and clear , and your list was perfect as always
Thank you so much!! ☺️👍
Yeh but it’s so scripted
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This had me cracking up 😂
Great video, Pete is a legend in this, haha!
Cheers mate! ☺️👍 Haha yes! He is brilliant!
Lol the coronation street for Rita had me tripping 😂😂😂
The references to food are almost Theme Park Crazy level xD
🤣🤣🤣👍
Hello There, this is a great summary, thank you for producing this. Cheers Peter :-)
P.S. a great set of Puns.
Hi Peter! 😁👋 Thank you so much! The people asked for more puns, so I gave more puns... 🤣👍
@@ScrewyLoops Hello There, you're welcome. Cheers Peter
Love this and you made it soooo funny 🤣
Thank you! 🤣👍 Glad you liked it ☺️
I love the runaway mine train 😂, it’s a great way to start off the day!! My favourite ride there though I think is oblivion!
Awesome! I've always wanted to go to the UK, this makes it even more, and I really want to go on the smiler!
The Smiler is so good!! 😁
Until it crashes and you lose a leg
The amount of incidents its had since it opened. Wouldnt be bithered if i never went on it in my life
@@ILOVEMUSIC123able crashes r very rare so
I’ve been on it twice it really gets your adrenaline pumping
*NEMESIS* ...........
I am shook too
You spin me right round baby right round like a bish bosh bash clank out my bloody back
😂😂😂
I’m loving your channel! Could you do a video on the history of scarefest/ranking your favourite mazes?
Thank you so much! 😁👍 I'll see what I can do! ☺️
Great video, it's nice to see a list that is different than others.
Same top 3 for me but could swap Galactica, Oblivion and Rita around.
Also agree Thirteen isn't that great, mainly for me because I don't find it re rideable.
Thanks! ☺️👍 Thirteen has a great second half but I do think the first half let's it down a lot sadly
I loved it
Pinball was the most funny section😂 its so true ive been on it
This is the funniest theme park video! Straight up
Thanks buddy! ☺️👍
Very informative video.
Cheers buddy! ☺️👍
The smiler makes you feel like youre drunk. Totally legless
Especially at 5:30, if the smiler could sing I think that’s what the smiler would sing.
Legless 😱😱💀💀💀💀😭😭
Brilliant video as always! Now I wanna know where you keep the angry mob supplies...
Thank you! ☺️👍 Under the sink 😉
They were hiding behind the lawnmower. 👍
5:30 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
“It’s in the middle of absolute no where” as someone who lives in Staffordshire, I can attest to this
When I last went back to the park, the first ride I went on was Rita and I had forgotten how fast it was. And my god was I windswept and tbh it was quite smooth when I went on it
It's so good! 😁👍
is it just me who gets excited when he posts
Thank you! ☺️👍
4:31 that gorgeous zombie tho 😏
Hahaha cracking video mate!!
Cheers buddy! 😁👍
1. Nemesis
2. Smiler
3. Galactica
4. Oblivion
5. Wickerman
6. Spinball
7. Thirteen
8. Rita
One thing we learned from these ranking videos: Chris doesn’t like enterprises
I don't get them 🤣👍
Love it 👍
3:22 third degree shrivel😂🤣
5:30 I’m getting an odd vibe from if roller coasters felt pain.
Glad to see someone who actually likes Rita
Dude your segues were so good, I would watch yourself around cliff edges, know what I'm saying? Great video mate!
Haha! Cheers buddy! 🙂👍
I like the ‘choo choo’ that he makes a reference to on the runway minetrain because that’s what the woman says on it
Brilliant Video Screwy! And you are right, Alton Tower's biggest embarrassment is its meagre arrange of flat rides! But Heave Ho is too Low!
Thank you buddy! 😁👍 I do hope Towers redeem thereselves in the coming years with a kick ass flat ride 🙏
All hail nemesis
Still probably my favourite ride
How they did this without breaking the tree line was just sublime engineering
All hail John wardley however you spell his last name
LEGEND
John is a legend! 🤘
@@ScrewyLoops that valley roller coaster needs to happen I think all us fans protest outside the Local council office seems to be how things get done
@@madyottoyotto3055
I'm really torn on that one myself as the valley is both a prime location for what could be a really epic coaster but also a unique aspect of the park with it being uniquely devoid of rides. Personally I really like the gardens breaking up the park and I wouldn't want any new ride to ruin that.
If the cross valley coaster was far enough down the valley then it could work, but they'd have to be careful not to ruin the gardens.
@@TheOneLichemperor I get you but reality is it will have a park segment there before long
@@madyottoyotto3055
You're probably right, though I'd rather they explored other options first myself.
Chris... Ya cats dead..
Thats nice. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bloody hell, some amazing one liners in this mate 🤣🤣🤣👌 absolute class as ALWAYS 👌👌👌👌👍👍👍❤️
Cheers mate! 🤣👍 Need to collab again sometime soon! 😁🍻
Bring it on 👍👍👍
Great Video!
Thank you so much! 😁👍
So the I’ve never been to Alton towers so the only reason I watched this was because of when Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot and philza went there😂 I’ve watched that video like 10 time😂
great content i agree , like to see wickman in top , great help from peter hes shot up a bit aint he
Thanks buddy! 😁👍 Peter absolutely smashed it! 🙂👌
Yeah, Peter has definitely sprouted!
I waited 1.5 years to say "HeY gOrGeOuS" to that one zombie outside of Duel.
Peter sound so sarcastic 😂😂
I love Rita too!! And Hex is sickkkkk 😍 my order for the 10 coasters is as follows:
10) Octonauts
9) Runaway Mine Train
8) Spinball
7) Th13teen
6) Galactica
5) Nemesis (don’t come for me!!)
4) Oblivion
3) Rita
2) The Smiler
1) Wicker Man 🔥🔥🔥🔥
They’re all just amazing (aside from Octonauts), I genuinely think that we are better than America at doing the whole roller coaster thing 😂😂
rubbish and by the way mine train is NOT a coaster by definition coasters coast mine train DOES NOT
@@rob235ioa1 bro chill out it’s an opinion 😂🤦🏻♂️ also yes it is, it doesn’t rely on gravity BUT it does use is it. The downward helix preceding the tunnel shared with CRR is a moment where the train picks up speed due to gravity. I have my opinions, and that’s okay. It’s simply because I like launches, I’m taller so prefer more accommodating seats (lap bars) and I just think that the smiler is incredible, as do lots of enthusiasts 😂
Nah Americas coasters are another level
@@a_09.7 The reason why I say that is because, typically speaking, rollercoasters in the US are not as well themed. Yeah sure there’s the odd exception, but I find that rollercoasters in the UK and Europe just do theming so well 💪🏻 when we have the likes of The Smiler, where it is a world-class coaster all round (both layout AND theming), then we can’t exactly complain 😂😂
No I would say my favourite Rita got so many cool Elements and the. I'd put Smiler since Smiler overheats a lot
5:30 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY ROUND LIKE A BISH BOT BASH CLONK OUT MY BLOODY BACK
Going in may cant wait