EIC: Haircuts Are A Scam | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2018
- 2021 UPDATE:
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Credits:
Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Audio: Shanmukhanad 
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and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂
stream icarus falls
Hahahaha ....yeh sahi tha 😂
So true 😂
Delisha
Can't agree more, from Bangladesh.
Yeah true!! .... Pune
EVERY SINGLE TIME
"It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂
MOBILE GAMING INC.😀😀
The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow
In just seconds😂
😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏
True af bro😂😂
Yeah😂🤣😂🤣
LMAO
I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂
*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with*
Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯
😅
Brilliant
F lulu pp q2i
And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁
😂 true af
Take your Floccinaucinihilipilificatious words elsewhere.
@@ManishKumar-uf9tx wht does that mean?
@@tammanarao3803 habit of thinking that something is worthless
"that is when they release him.....
From the closet"
Okay this guy wins,
Everybody pack it up.
Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.
Eic ka sundar pichai
Just Poorer..
Poorer Pichai
@Upendra Kumar fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight..
I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally...
Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?
@Upendra Kumar should I take ur msg as a compliment or....🤔
@Upendra Kumar Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.
"Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂
Answering philosophical stupid questions forever
He can't*
I'm here 4 year later to inform that comment section is still active 😃
He was expecting laughter at 6:55
But he get at 6:45
Comic surprised by the crowed.
Thanks
Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?
I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!
Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.
@@Jeffrin_ What does it matter if he's storyteller...Story is funny af...Zakir is just meh! Not bad though
Bassi can be funny sometimes... Doesn't have quality content consistently
Zakir is like fine wine. Not everyone can appreciate the taste. He’s a storyteller at heart with humor.
"...from a woman he cannot sleep with"
*"Woaaaahoho"*
6:52
Debbie
This was a BURNNNNNN!!!!!!
the wooaaahoho was a burn? ;-;
@@debbievlogs yeh even I don't get what burn meant here
No I mean the “..from a woman he cannot sleep with” was a good joke as in he built it up till there
@uzma noor it was a burn to the gays
Like there on fire🔥 after the joke
I completely understand that
1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago "
Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.
Sacchi?
@@johnfernandes5016 7?jitihf
.o
Rl5
@@johnfernandes5016ha
3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow"
Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂
-Gota?
@@hrishikeshpawar3341 😂😂
Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..
Whts that tweet??
@Anshumaan Bag Aseem Banatwalla it is..
As a hair stylist
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I agree.
Deep
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Lol lipi
Gay hairstylist..?
Not counter culturist?
Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!
Go watch Daniel Fernandes
exactly and without vulgarity / propoganda... He deserves it for the clean comedy he does
Kenny Sebastian..
@@anishpemmaraju3724 he's good, but he hasn't uploaded any stand up comedy videos in a while...
@@ranisalokhe8294 he just did a special
This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅
Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂
Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!
I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂
Who is he man?
@@regularjoe9032 she*
@@regularjoe9032 he is a she 😅😂. She is the founder of a beauty product company named after her.
@@vidyasingh7030 thank you 😀
Me too.. but I also know Javed Habib 😂😂😂
"I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like
You deserve a thousand likes my friend
i wish i could like it hundred times
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha bro you nailed it
Himay Kapadia 😁😂😍😁😂😍
"LUCKY SALOON"
the most use name
and i am always unlucky in that
One of the best standups I've seen in a while
That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂
i admit it .... it is tooo funny
when gamers content jokes strikes
I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.
hahahhahahha....good one
Gala kat ke leke chal jayeg
MOBILE GAMING INC.
He might cut the wrong part in the right way!
OH MY GOD 😂😂
Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling?
Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable
Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking the same!
Ya I felt same he got Biswa's style
Thinking the same until I saw your comment.
kanan's
That it's there line resembles the one where Kanan says ....the cow it's there...
Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗
"Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂
He sounds like Ranveer Singh.!
To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p
7:41 We all can relate to that.
This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.
Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.
There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂
Gay part is also true😂
😂😂😂😂
Panache kidr ha
@@Dream11KaBoss akhnoor road near kamal palace under count fitness gym
Delete. All unnecesssry things.
This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.
I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one.
Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦♀️
Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!
"Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'
Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥
It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!
Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂
Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂
Then also i end up looking different every time. Like how? He is a magician 😂
@@surbhitmathur6484 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 Every fucking time
Title of my autobiography
7:42 Pachak! 😝😝
Notification Squad Assemble!!!
One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅
2 years and still funny
Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad
And Janhvi.
Puneet M Okay😂😂
"from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂
Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun
He is doing good job bro...its not easy to make people laugh...being comedian is tough...atul khatri and azeem are best of eic..sahil shah too
I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘
Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!
Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...
Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him
Three instructions:
- side se chota
- upar se lamba
- baki bhagwan pe chod do
😂😂😂😂 Lmao..
That's what I ask too, but opposite:
- side se lamba
- upar se chota
dude are bald
Upar se chota, side se chota
What kind of psychopath you are?
Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!
Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months.
Edit- 3
Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏
Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.
You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.
'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem
Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers
Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set
Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊
Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing
That water spray one was so accurate😂
What a great comedian this guy is!!!
Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!
Finally another one. I've waited for it for so long. And not dissapointed. You are simply amazing.
I literally died watching this😂😂😂
( I choked up on water)
you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉
😂😂😂😂😂 laughed constantly
After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..
This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀
Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”
Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.
Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣
Loved it!! Hilarious and amazing 👌😂😂😂😂 The humour was on point!
"Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂
I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?
*Ayy lmao...*
Best set of comedy I've ever seen from an Indian Stand up Comedian. So realistic yet so hilarious. Much love from Bangladesh
oh what i would give for more such (clean and real humour) great job Azeem, keep going in the same vein please....
In general wht u spoke was not so general...but last 5min me bohot relate kiya maine😂
I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂
That waterspray, counterstrike!! Lol
Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.
Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄
What Is that tune in the end?
Leaving a comment for when you find out
@@yogipandit9086 same Bro mei Bhi
Yeah even I wanna know
@@rutujasuryavanshi2060 everyone wants to know but no one is willing to tell 😂
ruclips.net/video/LvwQDenTgw8/видео.html
Here is the music guys....
“Not for Nothing”
Shahnaz Hussain is the official makeup woman of Ramsay's horror movie characters. Even her own makeup is inspired by her own work. That is inspiration from an inspiration. Kind of like the Christopher Nolan of the cosmetics industry.
I lost it at the first "Phichaak"
Headshot! Pachak! 😁
He forgot one main difference..
Unisex - ₹50/-
Fancy - ₹500/-
Loved the bit! My new fav...
No unisex salon: 200
Fancy salon: 2000
Amazing just beautifully presented exceptionally brilliant work....
It was simply brilliant really hats off thank u for bringing a bit of joy to my life. 😃😃
After ending this vdo who's going to search for shanaaz Hussain 😂😂....even idk abt shanaaz lol
just paused the video to search who is shahnaz hussain is
edit: lol i know her maybe saw her in some beauty products!
Truely Ammmmazing performance Azeem..!!! Wish i get a ticket for your show dude!!
Guy is just too good!! Had a laugh like that after very long time
Anyone spotted Abish's voice in the background???😀😂
That weird signature laugh is his....yup
Yeah😂
The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂
The closest wala joke lmao. So appropriate 🤣🤣🤣
The water spray thing is so true 😂😂😂😂😂