Bible Jokes Part 2 - Don't Laugh Challenge Video!
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2024
- David and Seth are back with more Bible Jokes for a "Don't Laugh Challenge" rematch. What's your favorite Bible joke/pun? Answer in the comments!
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How could the Son of Man afford to pay it all? Because Jesus saves.
Ayoooooo
Lol! Callback to 2 years ago!
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His been saving since creation…
Hilarious my brothers! Thanks for the good wholesome laughs.
why didn't Jesus wear jewelry? because he breaks every chain
That’s a good one
Hahahahahah
You know I bet when Moses saw the burning bush he was like: 'No way!' And I bet God was like 'Yahweh!'
I feel like that could work for any miracle
That's so good! SOOO GOOOOODDDD!
God can work any miracle so you are right my good person@@Joe-rz3fd
Who was the most financially savvy person in the Bible?
Pharaohs daughter: because she went down to The Bank of the Nile, and pulled out a little prophet.
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hahaha
Who was the best runner in the bible? Aaron. That's why he had golden calves.
I didn't see that one coming 😂
Thats so good and unexpected! 😂 I think it could also work with Israel as the answer and modify the explanation a bit.
Adam! He was 1st in the human Race!
@@purinhart7766 oh i like that that’s good too
I just found their first bible jokes video about 7 hours ago. This video dropped 6 hours ago. God knows how to cheer people up best.
That is sooo true! HE KNOWS US DEEPLY.
praying for you!
Awesome 😂😂 - what did King Solomon hate most about his bathroom?
The vanity
Ohh that’s BRILLIANT!!
@@GogakuOtaku haha thank u my friend
The wise men and their camels were exhausted. They entered Bethlehem and asked where they could water their beasts. The townspeople answered, "No well, no well, no well, no we-ell!"
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lol
“They fast”
Good joke
Unnamed writer named Christine 😂
In honor of David and Seth:
David: So this sheep parable is about me?
Nathan: Uriah bout that. (You're right about that.)
What was so special about Seth? He was an Able replacement. (Gen. 4:25)
Why was it good that David admitted to his affair with Bathsheba? Nathan didn't have to Harp at him for being a Lyre.
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What's the best evidence of everyone's fallen nature? We are born with an unbiblical cord!
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You guyz are priceless. You should totally do a part 3.
Here's a joke for you:
The guy was searching for a spesific Bible for his wife for a long time without any luck untill he stumbles into a small christian bookstore. He asks for that specific Bible and the young lady behind the counter says that she does actually have one. He's so excited and asks the young lady to wrap the Bible for him after he paid for it. She asks him if she should wrap it now and he says yes please. She then asks him the whole Bible? and he says of course yes. She clears her throat, makes some rapping sounds and says:"In the beginning....rap sounds...."😂🤣😅
😂😂😂😂😂 I might use this
From my 7 year old…
When was Eve created?
In the EVEning.
When asked about the empty tomb, answer, “There’s no bones about it.”
I've decided to name my room Adam, because no matter how hard i try to clean it, to dust you will return. (Gen. 3:19) 😂🤣
As one of Seth's first students, I can confirm that his jokes didn't always land!
Love you guys!
that's so cool!
What did the Philistine priests say when they saw their god on the ground?
"Oh no... his hands... da-gon!" (they gone)
Lol
Like the yeshua joke. My favorite still...how does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. Classic I know. Here's hoping for another million views.
A laughing game is the only game where losing is still a win, bc both people r joyful. Win for everyone. love you
Have you heard of the tourist attraction replica of Jesus' tomb in New Orleans?
It's called the house of the rising son.
This is the British version of the Noah joke:
Who was the first businessman in the Bible? Noah - He floated a limited company when the whole world was in liquidation!
His stocks were floating while others' were facing liquidity
The "holy she cow" reaction was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂 i had to watch it a few time lolol
i dont get it help me out
I got another Jericho joke 😁
What was Joshua's favorite pick up line?
"If I walk around you 7 times, would you fall for me??? 😉"
Did you know there is baseball in the Bible?
It's right there in the big inning...
In the beg inning
In the beginning ! ! ! 😂 😂 😂
Did you know that a car was mentioned in the Bible? Yes, they were all in one accord.
How was Joshua a computer software expert?
He fought the battle of Ai!
The fact that I’m watching this ON May 4th 😂😂
Great video! When does Jesus love giving high fives?
Palm Sunday.
Lol
That's punny 😂
Also could work with "What holiday do Christians celebrate by giving high fives?"
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Palm Sunday is not from the Lord. It is from Catholicism. So, the high-five joke is on Catholics as is their hail-marys.
What’s the Holy Spirit’s favorite sport? BODYbuilding!
I have noticed that Christians are generally alot more joyful during rainy moments, or at least they should be. . . . .right?
Because they know the Lord raigns!
The Obi-Wan joke was sooo funny
I love how quickly y'all lose the "try not to laugh" part and just start telling jokes 🤣
that’s what i was thinking too as i sit here wheezing 😂😂😂😂
I enjoyed that so many of these jokes had Messianic refrences. loved them all.
Which biblical character was always prepared for disaster? Habakkuk. He always had habakkup plan.
Whats the first mention of a motorcycle in the bible? - Then David rode out and his triumph was heard throughout the land!
The fact that David belted out “like a rock”! 🤣 Sing, David! (See what I did, there?)
My favorite was the Puntheist one! Although I believe many of your jokes were leaning more Pundamentalist.
I feel like the Holy Spirit has given me some good Puntacostal jokes, but I have to get together with someone who can interpret.
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FINALLY SETH WINS!!! After waiting two years im genuinely so happy 😃😃😃😃😃
[Christmas in Samaria]
Ahab: Jezebel, honey, what do you think of my reign, dear?
Jezebel: If you tell one more stupid pun, I'm going to totally baal on this relationship.
KJV-specific joke: Did you know John the Baptist was a robot? When he died, they put his head on the charger.
What was Adam’s reaction when he saw his wife Eve for the first time?
Wo-man (woah, man)
12:19 Man, that joke is coming in a month and four days early, lol XD
Would love another one of these videos! 😁
“Oh whale” Jonah said shortly after jumping off a boat. Thusly the whale was named, mainly for Jonah’s American Bible belt accent, when he said “Oh well.”
This is a joke that I came up with on the spot. Though it might need some explaining. According to Jewish history, though not in the Bible, Manasseh was hunting down Isaiah and trying to kill him. They found Isaiah hiding in a log with his feet sticking out. Instead of pulling him out, Manasseh ordered Isaiah to be sawed in half. But some time after that Manasseh repented and will be in heaven. So, with that info provided.
What did Manasseh say to Isaiah when he first saw him in Heaven? I saw you.
During a Bible study I told this to our Pastor, he started laughing, which caused me to laugh, and we couldn't stop for about a minute feeding off of each other's laughter.
8:29 Holy. . . . ! That was funny as she-cow! XD
SCARED ME😂😂😂😂
I was genuinely scared that I was go to have to turn off the video. XD
@@YSNostalgia Clearly the joke worked 😂😂😂
Ahh that scared me so much!!!!😢 I thought something else would be said😢
What meme line was most famous in Noah's time?
Water those?!
“Sho-far sho-good”
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Who was the teensie tiniest man in the Bible?
Some say it was Nehemiah, and some say it was Bildad the Shuhite, but it wasn't. It was Peter. He slept on his watch!
LOL!
We know Bildad was short because he was only a shoe height!
Why do people do people say Nehemiah was short though?
Knee-high 🤣
@@GogakuOtaku Knee-high-miah. Get it?
That is good. Never heard that one before.
hello brothers, here's one for you (edited to make it more obvious):
Do you know there were actually more than Ten Commandments?
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Moses didn't scroll down the Tablets.
God bless and thanks for the laughs!
Grateful for God has kept everyone till now.
Just happy as a Christian, David was not angry about losing. Though I think he got a little CROSS
LoL!
I’m gonna use the May the 4th joke in little over a month from now. 😂
it is the 4th may and im watching for the first time, i groaned
Classic. 😂😂 This was hilarious. 🤣🤣
Hahahaha sooo good!!! I discovered the first one earlier this year and was hoping they’d do a second!
Btw, who’s the shortest man in the Bible?
Knee-high-miah of course! (Nehemiah)
Who's even shorter?
Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite)
Another comment said that Peter was actually the shortest…
Because he slept on his watch! ⌚️
Happy Easter, everyone!
My dad has told the wise men from a far joke for as long as I can remember. He’s from Kentucky. Lol
HOLY SHE COW! That was so funny!!
Levia”fat” instead of leviathan 😂
How I love Seth making jokes😂
80% Truth, Ruth. Is the only one that made me laugh. Nonetheless, great video.
What was Boaz called before he got married?
Ruthless
May the 4th be with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was great! Specially because it's May the Fourth today hahaha
i was WAITING for part 2!!!!
What happens when you see Pastor excited?
You see Rev. Elation
The Daniel thyme joke got me
Your laughs r contagious. Lovely. Lots of Gods love and joy.
Let's goooooo!!!! I'm so glad you came back with a pt. 2!
This is straight up funny🤣
I long awaited this.
so glad you did a part 2. looking for the next sess!
Brilliant!!!
😂 Good morning, Seth & David, the best joke, Christian 🏃♂️ 🏃♀️ Runner's. Thank you. God bless you and the crew.
Please do another, I was smiling and laughing the whole time!
I love these!!
I love these videos so much. Brings such a smile to my face to know I'm not the only one with bad jokes! God bless you guys!
I ran my first 5k in 25 years today. I was loving the orthodox Christian joke 🤣
Thanks guys! 😆
Love this! Happy for more ❤😂
I was so happy when i saw that this was a new video! I love these! I used a lot of them to tell to my friends.
Yasss!!! I've been looking forward to this since last year
These are great! 😂
Thank you. Funny!!!
This feel's good!! Thanks allot!
Which Bible character had five parents and which one had zero?
David once slept with his forefathers and Joshua was the son of Nun.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the ark?
Because they were using "fowl" language!
I think next time if they laugh telling the joke it should count
You know when Jesus was talking with the Samaritan lady in John 4, right? And the disciples were uncomfortable when they discovered him there such that they did not question him?
When a few villagers asked the disciples where Jesus is, the disciples were like: "Err. . . . . . .Well. . . . . ."
Where is breakfast cereal mentioned in the bible? Solomon 5:1 - "I have eaten my honeycomb."
Unnamed staff writer 😂😩
So awesome I needed to laugh today ❤
Oh God this is harder than I thought 😂❤🥰
Hey guys! You are pretty funny😂😂
I love these videos, you should make more 😆
No way! A part 2!
Love these Jokes. Great Christian Humor🤣❤️
Took me a while to get the “pair on the ground” joke 😩😩😂
great!
I LOVED the Daniel joke 🤣🤣🤣