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  • Опубликовано: 2 июл 2019
  • Thou Shalt Laugh was filmed in Hollywood and hosted by Emmy Award winning actress, Patricia Heaton, ("Everybody Loves Raymond"), in 2006. It's a night of sidesplitting stand-up comedy from some of the funniest comedians around, who all just happen to be Christian. Seven comedians all give witty performances with jokes and stories that poke fun at the daily trials and tribulations we can all relate to. If you're looking for funny, your prayers have been answered!
    Credited cast:
    Jeff Allen, Gilbert Esquivel, Patricia Heaton, Teresa Roberts Logan, Taylor Mason, Michael Jr., Thor Ramsey, and Joby Saad
    Purchase the DVD here:
    www.amazon.com/Thou-Shalt-Lau...
    00:00 Intro by host
    2:11 Thor Ramsey
    16:52 Michael Jr
    31:22 Jeff Allen
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  • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
    @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад +27

    Want more Michael Jr? Here's a new upload! ---> ruclips.net/video/PEBcUvZdYzs/видео.html
    You can also check out my new video about the HOLY SPIRIT'S PERSONALITY, here ----> ruclips.net/video/FuwDwKaqlnw/видео.html
    Thanks for watching!

  • @mitzinicoleritter211
    @mitzinicoleritter211 4 года назад +477

    There is just no way I could get through life in this world without God & laughter! AMEN!

  • @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295
    @johnjordanakajoejordanwhen2295 4 года назад +888

    I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS CLEAN COMEDY. JUST PROVES YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FOUL MOUTHED TO ENTERTAIN.

    • @horschiday9449
      @horschiday9449 4 года назад +9

      john jordan EXACTLY! We need more things like this

    • @melaniwendling8237
      @melaniwendling8237 4 года назад +12

      @@horschiday9449 Check into Dry Bar Comedy. So good!

    • @kirilewis5938
      @kirilewis5938 4 года назад +6

      Amen to that 🙌🏻

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +6

      Tim Conway, may he rest in peace, was also proof of that way back on the Carol Burnett Show.

    • @gfinnstrom
      @gfinnstrom 4 года назад +7

      red skelton was on top he made a statement i was successful and never used a 4 letter word

  • @violetjohnson7396
    @violetjohnson7396 3 года назад +20

    Thank you! Good to see Christian values upheld!

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 3 года назад +11

    THIS GUY THOR IS HILARIOUS!!!😄😅😂🤣😆😀😍😍😍

  • @dreaisluved397
    @dreaisluved397 2 года назад +10

    My husband always says that he knows God has a great sense of humor because He made him

  • @jasondrew1853
    @jasondrew1853 3 года назад +13

    Michael Jr. is hilarious. So laid back and clever jokes that are easy to follow. He makes it seem so easy and there’s a lot of funny truth to all of it.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад +2

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @pennychunn5373
    @pennychunn5373 3 года назад +7

    I loved Michael Jr. He touched on some touchy subjects gently.

  • @TeeYah777
    @TeeYah777 4 года назад +9

    I loved this show...see Christians do have sense of humor..because we have a perfect creator with a perfect sense of humor....keep them coming....

  • @ruthlesslevr2741
    @ruthlesslevr2741 3 года назад +6

    Thor ramsey was bloody brilliant 💯👍

  • @journey4601
    @journey4601 3 года назад +22

    Spending this Sunday watching utube. Thanked God for waking me up, aches and all. Thanked my Savior for dying for me. Although I am my brothers keeper, don't know if I could have given my life to save stiff neck people. Laughing is so..... amazing. It's like hearing the joy you were born with. Especially when you laugh til you cry. Might be a little dribble. Lol enjoy the rest of your day and be blessed. Keep praying, laughing and smiling.

    • @sha1genesis
      @sha1genesis 3 года назад

      Mr Ramsey You are funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @KingMoiFunny
    @KingMoiFunny 3 года назад +17

    This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 Omgeee!!! We Christians can be funny too! I know God was in Heaven getting a good laugh too!!! 😇😇😇

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 года назад +2

      I guess he knew all the jokes already. He watched them practice...

  • @kathierouse5306
    @kathierouse5306 3 года назад +9

    What a pleasure to see Thor Ramsey on this show! I saw him live in West Palm Beach, FL. He was a riot!! 👍👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @BatMite19
    @BatMite19 4 года назад +86

    Michael, Jr. was awesome! So funny and not a bit of filth! I have to look for more of his videos.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад +3

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад +2

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

    • @marikakern6426
      @marikakern6426 4 месяца назад

      ​@@WAKEUPSLEEPER😅.9😮😅òĺloò
      😮😮😮

  • @JadetheGoober
    @JadetheGoober 3 года назад +34

    Either I’m having a manic episode or these people are HILARIOUS

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +2

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @cecilarthur3579
    @cecilarthur3579 3 года назад +20

    Clean comedy - clean energy
    Family friendly - eco friendly

  • @esthercraft
    @esthercraft 4 года назад +79

    This is sooo hilarious... laughter is really good medicine for the soul ... honeycomb to the bones

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @iamcaroline8528
      @iamcaroline8528 3 года назад

      Amen. #periodt🙏😂😘😷

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 года назад

      You are right happiness is all and more.

  • @DrLuke49
    @DrLuke49 3 года назад +10

    As I watch this video I am sitting in my car waiting to take my second covid screening test within the last month because one family member has it while everyone else along with me is getting tested as well.
    Laughter IS the best medicine when it comes from the JOY OF THE LORD!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @iloverealestate7955
      @iloverealestate7955 3 года назад +1

      I hope you are all okay now!🤗

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 3 года назад

      @@deboraheleanor4509 AMEN

    • @DrLuke49
      @DrLuke49 3 года назад +1

      @@iloverealestate7955 we are ALL fine😇🙏😊

    • @iloverealestate7955
      @iloverealestate7955 3 года назад

      @@DrLuke49 Hallelujah!!!😘

  • @DrERBaez
    @DrERBaez 3 года назад +5

    May the Lord continue to bless this ministry!

  • @vincentortega4284
    @vincentortega4284 3 года назад +4

    I love Patricia Heaton, she was so funny on Everyone loves Raymond.

  • @joseq2651
    @joseq2651 3 года назад +9

    Was complaining and doubting future prospects. Put this on and made me laugh so hard. Something about laughter is so clean and hearty like a homemade soup.

  • @ruthnagarya2028
    @ruthnagarya2028 4 года назад +37

    I LOVE MICHAEL Jr.'s comedy, he's truly AMAZING. I've watched just about every DVD he's made!

    • @sharonschall9226
      @sharonschall9226 3 года назад

      I heard one child that blamed his 🐈😻

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 года назад

      Yeah you right... he’s amazing.

  • @karenlarsen462
    @karenlarsen462 4 года назад +133

    Thank you for the much needed Laughter, during the Covid-19 . Stay Safe

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @sharonschall9226
      @sharonschall9226 3 года назад +1

      Blessing 🙌

  • @travispratt6327
    @travispratt6327 3 года назад +36

    “2 weeks from now you’re gonna notice I haven’t been here in two weeks” best notice ever lol

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @Neuronerd314
      @Neuronerd314 3 года назад +1

      I don't know who I am. :( I no longer have words. Just.. To connect to my heart and share that love to others. If that means I am doomed.. Well. . at least I try, and I can sacrifice my being in heaven, and I will be unknown to you then if that is the will.. And even still I can continue to love you.

    • @travispratt6327
      @travispratt6327 3 года назад +1

      @@Neuronerd314 Stick with Jesus and you’ll be fine, I have been through similar experiences.

    • @Neuronerd314
      @Neuronerd314 3 года назад

      Travis.. Jesus..he is in me. With me. Is me. Then what?

  • @DS-uo5ie
    @DS-uo5ie 4 года назад +25

    These comedians are funny and very talented.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @shiilovesdogs
    @shiilovesdogs 4 года назад +30

    "I'm asleep.....you are nott!!!" LOL I died

    • @sava1606
      @sava1606 3 года назад

      Roll over!!!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @renecuevas4128
    @renecuevas4128 3 года назад +5

    Wow laughing in 1 min. Love it. We still need to laugh😁no matter what u might be going through........laugh the best medicine.

  • @shilohchristian-center1181
    @shilohchristian-center1181 3 года назад +1

    Enjoyed The Christian Comedy, need more like this.

  • @annmarie7721
    @annmarie7721 3 года назад +8

    I have so much to do, getting ready for Christmas! But I can't stop watching! NOW MICHAEL HAS ME LAUGHING AND LAUGHING!! 😀😄😅😃😂🤣😆😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @MegaSnow121
    @MegaSnow121 3 года назад +5

    Michael Jr. was super funny! I have listened to him before and he is one of the best.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @ballisticgs7y762
    @ballisticgs7y762 4 года назад +12

    Mike JR was feaking 😄 funny
    For clean comedy
    Thats talent what a blessing

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @JustPilgrim
    @JustPilgrim 4 года назад +67

    Loved this. Jesus was full of joy. I bet he laughed a lot.

    • @tmoon9297
      @tmoon9297 4 года назад +4

      He does. Why you talking like He still dead??

    • @ralphbenoit6615
      @ralphbenoit6615 3 года назад +3

      Where in the Bible does it say Jesus laugh. When he knew that he was going to suffer for our sins going to the cross. No Joke there. This is from Satan, just what he wants, for people to make God's word and joke. Again, nothing funny about Jesus life.

    • @JustPilgrim
      @JustPilgrim 3 года назад +2

      Ralph Benoit Hi Ralph, I wonder if you could perhaps take a few hours to watch a tv show called The Chosen? It is an app you dan download, and also available at thechosen.tv
      , and its also on youtube, It might perhaps give you a bit of a different perspective on the happiness of Jesus. Plus, it is just an amazing show.

    • @hannahstarr19
      @hannahstarr19 3 года назад +7

      Why would one of the fruits of the spirit be joy if God did not laugh. I know sometimes when the spirit comes upon me, laughter comes forth.

    • @travispratt6327
      @travispratt6327 3 года назад +5

      Ralph Benoit Jesus used sarcasm, a form of humor and making light of things. Also God laughed, Jesus=God therefore Jesus laughed. With the list of things to be be sorrowful about in this world, I doubt Jesus wants us to worry about having a good laugh.
      _So I commended enjoyment, because a man has nothing better under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry; for this will remain with him in his labor all the days of his life which God gives him under the sun._ ecc 8:15
      _The Lord laughs at him, For He sees his day is coming._ ps 37:13
      Pretty sure Jesus laughed a lot, especially when he renamed James and John "Boanerges" (Mark 3:17, KJV). Which means "sons of thunder" or "sons of commotion” cause of their antics (Luke 9:51-57)
      He made light, he joked, he knew there was a time and place for laughter (Ecclesiastes 3) and therefore it’s pretty logical to believe he laughed.

  • @JoeyKO757
    @JoeyKO757 4 года назад +82

    Thor was hilarious, this is from 2006 and i haven't ever heard of him till this video and it's 2020

    • @brobz8189
      @brobz8189 4 года назад +7

      He’s a pastor in California. I went to the same church he was at.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +2

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @JoeyKO757
      @JoeyKO757 3 года назад +3

      @@deboraheleanor4509 what, as a believer of God's word PLEASE be be on time, we all aren't where you are so take your biblebat somewhere else

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @jbyepitsme4330
    @jbyepitsme4330 3 года назад +5

    Lol 😂🤣😁 How great Our Lord is am I right or what😄 Love laughing and hearing laughter 😄😁 God bless

  • @esmeraldagems9487
    @esmeraldagems9487 3 года назад +8

    Michael J's got all the dad jokes lol

  • @nivaldo758
    @nivaldo758 4 года назад +16

    This is a kind of comedy that is worth to watch. Clean comedy is for everyone.
    Through the entire video I also liked one very technical subject: the cameras and technical personnel did a fantastic job. The cameras are capturing faces and people all over the auditorium.
    The media personnel did a very well done job.

  • @djherlockandfriends9973
    @djherlockandfriends9973 3 года назад +6

    The cleanest thing on the Internet. Yes!!

  • @iamcaroline8528
    @iamcaroline8528 3 года назад +2

    MICHAEL JR. is #hilarious
    😂😆😀😂😁🤪😂😅🤣🤭 #omg

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @goofypastry3387
    @goofypastry3387 3 года назад +13

    I'm watching this at night and I don't want to wake my mom up with laughing
    *Mind you she's right down the hall*
    It's very hard to muffle this hard of a laugh

  • @loversroll1
    @loversroll1 3 года назад +2

    Lots of puns from Michael Jr.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      He's great. Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

  • @kiyajohnson8
    @kiyajohnson8 3 года назад +2

    Omg gosh my grandma had this and I watched it all the time as a kid🥺

  • @cloeAva
    @cloeAva 4 года назад +449

    God actually has an amazing sense of humor

    • @kelleymariejones6388
      @kelleymariejones6388 4 года назад +22

      cloe. Ava Yes He does, He created humanity knowing that we would mess up and yet He still loves us!

    • @enoqq
      @enoqq 4 года назад +29

      He created sense of humor

    • @kelleymariejones6388
      @kelleymariejones6388 4 года назад +5

      enoch bentil Yes He did, yet you have to ask yourself, would He think some of this was funny, seriously?! I found it a bit dorky. And it’s from Hollywood, which is part of the modern day sodom & Gomorrah. Had it came from the Bible Belt of America or Jerusalem perhaps it would be funny. I am not a fan of Patricia Heaton so it ruined it for me, sorry!

    • @drcardinalli
      @drcardinalli 4 года назад +11

      True dat! He created me! 🤣

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +17

      Obviously, have you seen some of the animals He created? You don't come up with critters like those without a sense of humor.

  • @darrylthompson4301
    @darrylthompson4301 4 года назад +8

    We AS ABBA FATHER CHILDREN NEED THIS THANK U SO MUCH SHALOM

  • @ampatriot6242
    @ampatriot6242 3 года назад +217

    I didn't know that Honda made a car during Pentecost. Scripture clearly says, concerning the disciples, that they were all in one Accord.

    • @redeemed5554
      @redeemed5554 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sharonblack5640
      @sharonblack5640 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @HuntersPoint
      @HuntersPoint 3 года назад +8

      @Peter Parker Correction: All human beings are inherently evil and full of sin. That's the whole reason Jesus had to die on the Cross in the first place. If you believe that Christ shed his precious blood as payment of all your sins (past, present, and future), was buried, and rose again on the third day, you will be saved. Believe on Jesus alone for your salvation & eternal security if you haven't. God bless!

    • @tonimusgrave9530
      @tonimusgrave9530 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @loversroll1
      @loversroll1 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @anakelly76512
    @anakelly76512 3 года назад +24

    If you can make me laugh without cussing or talking about sex throughout the whole set, then you're truly talented. Gifted.

  • @RosyAfterglow
    @RosyAfterglow 4 года назад +13

    Oh my goodness!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Michael Jr.... “Is that the fastest you can run?” I’m still dying...😂🤣😂🤣

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @jeannettekline9137
    @jeannettekline9137 3 года назад +5

    Thank y’all so much for the Comedy I had some good laughs and enjoyed it very much thank you so much and thank you my Lord Jesus God bless them all💕💕💕💕💕💕🙏🏻🙏🏻♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @bowtiegloving1812
    @bowtiegloving1812 3 года назад +17

    This is the most ironically hilarious thing I've seen since The Room

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @freedomishe1232
    @freedomishe1232 3 года назад +6

    Very funny , thanks for the laughs and tears !!

  • @cbee2611
    @cbee2611 4 года назад +20

    Michael Jr is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @caitlinohanlan1669
    @caitlinohanlan1669 3 года назад +16

    I really needed to laugh!! This was a Godsend!!

  • @faithpurdy9939
    @faithpurdy9939 3 года назад +6

    Love when he talks about how cold North Dakota is. I live in PA and for almost 2 weeks it hasn’t gone above 35 degrees.

  • @janicesmith1956
    @janicesmith1956 3 года назад +3

    Love this i was a a sales rep for John sands cards and stationery years ago. We sold more mothers day cards than fathers day. So I could relate to him.

  • @davidisrael9412
    @davidisrael9412 4 года назад +22

    we have a reason to be happy ...amazing grace, sharing Jesus Acts 1:8 with power in love to the lost, not at others expense

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @withlol777
    @withlol777 2 года назад +1

    The dogs calling for help had me cracking up!

  • @monicacubberly-early1901
    @monicacubberly-early1901 3 года назад +15

    Didn't know what to expect and found this thoroughly enjoyable. Thank you for creating and sharing and God bless everyone from Patrick

  • @truthsharing9862
    @truthsharing9862 4 года назад +16

    Wow gifted Christian comedian, God bless

    • @carefree7930
      @carefree7930 2 года назад

      You are right is Godly gifted and u you are beautiful... can I know you

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 года назад +3

    I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!

  • @emimarie8519
    @emimarie8519 3 года назад +2

    wow is this funnier than all the new comedians out there...I needed a good laugh!

  • @jackiehughes8913
    @jackiehughes8913 3 года назад +5

    Thank you Thank you Thank you...i really needed this 👍😂😁💖🙏

  • @opeakerele360
    @opeakerele360 4 года назад +10

    Thanks. Michael Jr, one last thing.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @Notwsw
    @Notwsw 4 года назад +75

    Michael Jr had me laughing so hard! 😂

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama 4 года назад

      He’s funny ‘. This first dude though ? Haven’t laughed yet. Can’t handle his weird noises either ,. He keeps making weird nervous noises between jokes and idk. I love good clean COMEDY .. but it needs to be funny at least. This dude is making me cringe. And everyone’s eating it up .. likely being fake ...

    • @PhilGeissler
      @PhilGeissler 4 года назад

      Yep same here!

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад +1

      I love MJr. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад +1

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

    • @sendakabambi1354
      @sendakabambi1354 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @yesseyaraneta8932
    @yesseyaraneta8932 3 года назад +1

    Oh my i get used to it🤣😂🤪...thanksmuch for this laughter😁

  • @CaptMoo
    @CaptMoo 3 года назад +4

    I remember this DVD. Loved it

  • @MYfriendsknow
    @MYfriendsknow 4 года назад +7

    One of the FUNNIEST things I've ever seen!

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 4 года назад +1

    So refreshing to listen to comedians guilt free, that don't make you cringe with half of what they say. I tried to watch a stand-up routine on Netflix last night that was just so crude, vulgar and disgusting. There are a lot of funny things in this world that have nothing to do with bad language, sex, abortion, alcohol and drugs. It seems most "worldly" comedians feel they have to constantly offend people and push the boundaries of bad taste to be funny. Give me good, old fashioned, clean comedy any day!

  • @kenbaker8868
    @kenbaker8868 4 года назад +7

    This was great! Funny as can be!

  • @edsmith651
    @edsmith651 4 года назад +27

    Everyday things that can be related to are usually by far the funniest stuff jokes can be made of this is a good example. No need for a dirty mouth when you can laugh your head off at clean humor.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

  • @Sabrina1998
    @Sabrina1998 4 года назад +19

    Michael Jr 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @dianegerlach2454
    @dianegerlach2454 3 года назад +9

    Love this so much!! Keep making more!

  • @zoe1870
    @zoe1870 3 года назад +6

    I didn’t know about this channel. I love laughter especially if it is of purity.

  • @c.calliecoleman1531
    @c.calliecoleman1531 4 года назад +90

    I am so thankful I watched this. Because I just knew that Christian comedy was not going to make me laugh. I just knew it would be corny humor, with props telling the audience when to laugh. Simply because most of what really made me laugh was comedians, who threw in a curse word here and there. But this video was absolutely funny, and by me trying to stay on the road with God, I'm very glad I can watch this humor, and leave the other humor alone. Thanks ✌❤🙏

    • @c.calliecoleman1531
      @c.calliecoleman1531 4 года назад

      @@WAKEUPSLEEPER ❤

    • @breAnnasmama
      @breAnnasmama 4 года назад +1

      Cloveice Colemen tbe first dude is very corny and keeps making weird noises between jokes and it’s making me cringe .. i love clean comedy .. I just can’t handle that dude.

    • @franciscocepeda8416
      @franciscocepeda8416 4 года назад +1

      Kri if you think making noises is not funny do not watch Gabriel Iglesias

    • @franciscocepeda8416
      @franciscocepeda8416 4 года назад +1

      Watch Jeff Allen

    • @kiarageorge7584
      @kiarageorge7584 3 года назад

      Cloveice Colemen look up Marcus D. Wiley, he’s my fave Christian comic

  • @xbabygirltx
    @xbabygirltx 4 года назад +42

    I really enjoyed this! Laughter is good medicine.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      So true. I wish they could do more of these. 😄

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      @@martinkent333 Jesus loves you sir, more than you can imagine

  • @UncleNath
    @UncleNath 3 года назад +4

    So good.Patricia Heaton is super funny. I have never seen her do stand up before.

    • @truth9547
      @truth9547 3 года назад +1

      She's my least favorite here..little dark humor, and I thought she was super rude toward Michael Jr, the way she introduced him at 16:05.. that wasn't cool.

    • @lorrainesekera4100
      @lorrainesekera4100 3 года назад

      Yeah--I wish she hadn't done that.

    • @UncleNath
      @UncleNath 3 года назад

      @@truth9547 ya right. I rewatched it. That was savage.

  • @forgivenh848
    @forgivenh848 4 года назад +11

    Funny clean comedy, keep it up.

  • @yomeamo3886
    @yomeamo3886 4 года назад +80

    So true about the pastor closing .....
    Pastor: I’m a let y’all get out of here,Did I ever tell you about....
    Woman in congregation: 🗣 Take your time pastor!!!!
    Me: 👀

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @stephentuthill4598
    @stephentuthill4598 3 года назад +9

    Re. Greetings cards... There are family members that we look for messages that say along the lines of, "Wishing you everything you deserve..."!

  • @haley9976
    @haley9976 4 года назад +17

    This gave me flashbacks to my childhood in the mid 2000s laughing at this on DVD till I felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard. Good times.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      .Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @CordiDre
    @CordiDre 3 года назад +4

    Michael Jr.’s wordplay needs a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад +1

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of just him! 😁

    • @jeremyvanbriesies1940
      @jeremyvanbriesies1940 2 месяца назад

      ​@@deboraheleanor4509whats your point ...we are busy laughing here ...
      I think you posted your theology on the wrong platform 😂

  • @lovelyirish6624
    @lovelyirish6624 3 года назад +1

    Very entertaining 💚👋💚 laughed and laughed 😂 🤣😂 & I mean LAUGHED AND LAUGHED ...so hilarious 🤣😂 Thank you for sharing this . 💚 🙏

  • @seth6313
    @seth6313 3 года назад +4

    "To the man I love " to his wife. 😂😂

  • @chatryna
    @chatryna 4 года назад +12

    I split a gut...Thank you for posting. I needed that.

  • @mrs.tedrow5083
    @mrs.tedrow5083 4 года назад +5

    Thank you!!!

  • @angiebethea2179
    @angiebethea2179 4 года назад +8

    All Christians wow hallelujah 😁❤️🙏

  • @iamcaroline8528
    @iamcaroline8528 3 года назад +1

    #OMG I couldn't stop laughing from START to FINISH!
    I AM A #Christian #laughterforthesoul 😷🙏😂🐍😍

  • @JoyfullyOrangeDeborah
    @JoyfullyOrangeDeborah 4 года назад +11

    No joke... I saw Michael Jr. for the first time a couple days ago doing a live from his car on the state of the nation with the aftermath of George Floyd murder. Then I see this tonight. I had no clue he was a comedian. That just added to the brevity of the live video & the racism debacle of this century, or millenia... I never grew up prejudiced, so I didn't know it could be so bad. God help us with wisdom & humor to unite us in His one way again!

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад +1

      Beautifully said. I just posted a new video of Michael Jr. by himself! 😁

  • @shenuevo
    @shenuevo 4 года назад +9

    😂😂😂! That's terrific! I had a good laugh! Thank you! 👏👏👏

  • @sarahmarrero6762
    @sarahmarrero6762 4 года назад +6

    Laugther is good for the soul,body and Sanity. Consider the platapus, God does have laughter in his heart. Thats why he says rejoice and again l say rejoice Amen 🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖😀😀😀🤗🤗🤗😍🦋

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.

  • @albertlaura4716
    @albertlaura4716 3 года назад +1

    Highly enjoyable. Thank you. God Bless.

  • @michelemoneywell8765
    @michelemoneywell8765 3 года назад +15

    This is great! Showed up in my recommendations over a year later. You have a new subscriber.

  • @lindar5413
    @lindar5413 Год назад +1

    I love Jeff Allen

  • @3vn1mediaproductions76
    @3vn1mediaproductions76 3 года назад +9

    The first comedian doll and dog jokes were sooo funny and Michael jr whole segment was hilarious! He didn’t laugh at all but smooth.

  • @stevenshepherd5566
    @stevenshepherd5566 3 года назад +1

    Thank you. I have never laughed so hard!! I always said God has a sense of humor!!

  • @katherinethompson1199
    @katherinethompson1199 4 года назад +8

    Sally had a pile of Oreos? 🤣😂🤣

    • @deboraheleanor4509
      @deboraheleanor4509 3 года назад

      Ask the Holy Spirit for understanding and that God speaks to you, before you read
      Matthew 7:21-23
      21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
      22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
      MESSAGE:
      One Bible passage that amazed me when I first read it is Matthew 7:22 -23. It says that there will be so-called believers who would have been healing the sick and casting out demons in the name of Jesus here on earth, but on the last day Jesus will say to them “Get behind me you workers of iniquity. I never knew you”. Wouldn't it be such a disappointment to have done so much for God and then on the last day, when you are supposed to receive your crown, He says "I never knew you"? Since Jesus cannot lie, you then need to really be sure you have a relationship with Him while here on earth. You need to check thoroughly if your faith is truly from the heart and not just something that is for show.. The fact that you call yourself a believer is not enough, 2 Corinthians 10:18 says:
      "For not he that commendeth himself is approved,but whom the Lord commendeth."
      It is not about what you call yourself; it is about what God calls you.
      It is possible to be raising the dead and still not be a true believer, because performing miracles is a gift of the Holy Spirit, whereas Jesus said believers are identified by the fruit of the Holy Spirit. It is easy to get carried away when you start exhibiting the gifts, but you must pay attention to the fruit if you want to remain a true believer. Check your life in comparison to the fruit of the Holy Spirit as listed in Galatians 5:22-24
      "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness; goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law. And they that are Christ's have crucified the flesh with the affections and lusts."
      Is your lifestyle in line with this Scripture? If you only read your Bible when you are to preach or teach Bible Study, you are a believer for show. If you can lead a prayer meeting for two hours but cannot pray for thirty minutes in your closet, you are a believer for show. If you only fast when the Church says you should, so that you can also say that you participated, yet you don't 'declare fasting days for yourself personally, you are a believer for show. If you condemn fornication and adultery publicly, but still indulge immoral thoughts in your heart, you are a believer for show.
      Please note: no 'believer for show' will make it to Heaven.
      Are you a true believer or just a believer for show?
      AUTHOR: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE
      OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL.
      .

  • @jmariek
    @jmariek 2 года назад

    Thor Ramsey... Hilarious 😂

  • @kimberlypotts9734
    @kimberlypotts9734 4 года назад +6

    Michael jr is either the brother of dave chapelle or cousin but jeff allen is related to tim allen loved this

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 года назад

      Kimberley potts I was thinking the same thing

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Nice observation! Just posted a new video of Michael Jr. by himself! 😁

  • @kalkhan816
    @kalkhan816 3 года назад +1

    Hilarious!! Great video!

  • @Tyty74628
    @Tyty74628 3 года назад +4

    I died laughing at the 19:07 joke 🤣😂

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 года назад +18

    Michael Jr. crushed it!

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  3 года назад

      Just posted a new video of him by himself! 😁

  • @rubyhunternc
    @rubyhunternc 4 года назад +184

    Why do they cut the last comedian off in mid sentence? I wanted to hear it to the end. What's going on? Thou shalt not cut a comedian off!

    • @WAKEUPSLEEPER
      @WAKEUPSLEEPER  4 года назад +26

      I suck...I had never even realized that!😭 This file was created so long ago though that I dont even have it anymore...theres a new video posted though with more laughs (Tim.Hawkins had me crying)😊👍

    • @rubyhunternc
      @rubyhunternc 4 года назад +11

      @@WAKEUPSLEEPER Ok. I understand now. Thanks, I'll look for the new video.

    • @narda4484
      @narda4484 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @flashlitestriker4028
      @flashlitestriker4028 4 года назад +3

      @Danny Saint Hahaha! (cute!)

    • @themimsy
      @themimsy 3 года назад +2

      @@WAKEUPSLEEPER could you link the new video?