My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Zhongli tossing random stuff into the ocean, Sucrose getting pushed for no reason, Ayaka just rushing into the water, Albedo stabbing himself are all peak comedy without context
Okay but like are we not gonna talk about how they made us fight Signora then didn’t even give us a chance to change teams or heal them bc we went straight into raiden’s fight- (2:15)
little funny ass shit like this is why genshin is so good, you can rewatch scenes and find small pieces of info, foreshadow or reinforced ideas littered through the story
Something about the Raiden Shogun's sword slowly emerging from her cleavage like that always felt a little goofy to me. Like, when she does it in her burst animation, it looks reasonably cool, but in that one scene it just feels off.
My friend was trying to convince me to play the game and this is the first video she sent me 😭gotta say it worked, i was so confused i had to find out the context myself
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First!! (big fan)
mistuh white
we need to kewk meth
mistuh white
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
@@hidingjojo I see...
fake
@@hidingjojo oh alright
Scaramouche's fake happy "hi~" though 😂
Makes me love him even more 🤩🤌✨️✨️
@@abbaAbba. sanest scara fan
@@dusterfreakno I am
@@dusterfreak no I am
No I am
1:26 "Fly away my little akuma"
STOPPP YOU DIDNT LMAO
It‘s canon
AHAHA
Lmao, love this comment
SHUT UP. PLEASE NO
"Hey girlie, hold still" got me laughing lol
2:36 THE MOANS I CANNOT
NO STOP IT- I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE I READ THIS COMMENT
It sounds like they’re hungry zombies
STOP-
There's so much awkward breathing and grunting in this game
4:35 is this the reason Scara's having a breakdown?
probably
scara saw the future lantern rite concert. In eng dub. shocked him to the core
@@elpenguinoofmexico1388 HAHAH
He got that Hu Tao rap stuck in his mind, driving him to madness, yes
1:12 NAHH SCARA SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT 💀
Fr
bro had a growth spurt
"hi! :D"
What is it from?
@@MesocycloneSerpentUnreconciled Stars, 1.1 event
0:19
POV: your a Diluc main and you see Timmie’s pigeons
AHHAHAHAHA 😂
It’s super satisfying
so lovely
Venti's laggy clothes in the first scene- 💀
Zhongli tossing random stuff into the ocean, Sucrose getting pushed for no reason, Ayaka just rushing into the water, Albedo stabbing himself are all peak comedy without context
zhongli in 1:25 be like "yo shit is now mine! YEET"
4:38 the way it turned to Hu Tao’s rap I find really funny
I feel like this would be Hu Tao in the situation
Omg just now I noticed how Thoma smiled when Ayaka showed up to Traveler XDD precious smile
That single "You coward" line always gets me 😭 4:13
3:23 one second was enough to make me cry
CYNO FALLING FROM THE SKY HAD ME ROLLING LMAOOO
0:19 why does it look like Diluc is calling out to his along awaited Hilichurl children 💀💀💀
0:57 Childe "Ive got you we besties" :)
0:59 Also Childe "We enemy and I try to kill you now" :D
Why was the transition at 4:38 better than some edit transitions that I've seen tho
😭😭😭😭
Thoma be like : Here's your new waifu traveler
new waifu unlocked
@@hidingjojo wet socks-chan
Zhongli is throwing trash in the sea again..
Tbh I dont think I needed context, this was my entire brain going through the game without a doubt
If we bring this and show to non Genshin players, the double Albedo would be the funniest shit sksskks
4:37
THE TRANSITION FROM SCARA GETTING HIS VISION TO HU TAO THA TWAS A JUMPSCARE.
idfk why but the transition from ayaka's soggy socks to booba sword (2:00) made me laugh so hard 💀💀
edit: NVM 4:35 THO-
Raiden really said 🗿💀
Local Inazuma edgelord dies, Funeral Director rejoices.
@@evelynn5552 hu tao: business is boomin 📈📈📈📈
Scara had a traumatic vision of Hu Taos rap 😭
@@bee.cat. HAHAH
@@bee.cat. THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH 😂
Raiden:*pulls a sword out of her chest*
Scara:DAMN BOIII
Okay but like are we not gonna talk about how they made us fight Signora then didn’t even give us a chance to change teams or heal them bc we went straight into raiden’s fight- (2:15)
bro zhongli just throwing the thing to the ocea while everybody watching dramatically is just too good
4:38 literally made fun of scaramouch trauma 😂😂
4:37 the transition got me rolling for some reason lmao
rip venti 💀💀💀
i see wanderer, I CLICK.
4:40 this made me unmain hu tao
💀💀
1:36 Sucrose always being pushed aside
my favorite ones were slapped venti, zhongli littering, double albedo, cyno jumpscare, and table slamming alhaitham,
mona didnt want scara join on her girls night :c
gotta love that 4k hd quality
2:04 THSNIS SO FUCKINJ FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT HELP ME
INSERTING DOMINANCE 🚺🚺🚺
you couldve spared us from watching the hu tao rap again
the last few seconds killed me lol
no but i actually read "virgin of inazuma"
I want to send this to someone who never played genshin so bad
LMAO THE VENTI ONES ARE SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY VENTI JUMPING IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE
AWW THE WAY SCARAMOUCHE SAID "Hii~!" i melted no joke......HES SO CUTE AND INNOCENT HE IS SO HAPPY AND KIND TOTALLY NOT MEAN SARCASTIC AND EVIL😍
3:13 HOW DARE YOU KILL ME LIKE THAT ALBEDO-
little funny ass shit like this is why genshin is so good, you can rewatch scenes and find small pieces of info, foreshadow or reinforced ideas littered through the story
Why is there so much grunting sounds at 2:38 🤣🤣
2:06 ah yes.. the most normaliest way to pull out a sword-..
4:38 this is probably Scara's nightmare-..
Something about the Raiden Shogun's sword slowly emerging from her cleavage like that always felt a little goofy to me. Like, when she does it in her burst animation, it looks reasonably cool, but in that one scene it just feels off.
2:04 I know what the purpose of that was
No context Genshin never fail to make me laughing 😂🤣, especially at 1:36
1:12 WHY DOES SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT
well i think because he was acting nice and this was around 1.1 or something :)
No one
Absolutely no one:
Scara coming for a conversation
Fischl talking tk him back
Mona for some reason:
2:05 im shitting
4:09 Why did I laugh so much lol
bro I wish I got the festering desire!!!
it’s festering my desire….
idk why but out of all of these, Raiden pulling the sword from her chest is what made me cackle
3:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD
My friend was trying to convince me to play the game and this is the first video she sent me 😭gotta say it worked, i was so confused i had to find out the context myself
THE CYNO CUT I CANNOT-
Scaramoucha: * gets hit *
All Fontaine: 4:39
Morax: I will take this big bowl from your hand.
AND YEET IT
2:18 THIS SCENE MADE ME CRY I THOUGHT MY BABY BOY BOYFRIEND HUSBAND BEST GIRL, KAZUHA, WAS GONNA DIE
i was WAITING for a good genshin out of context video youve done it bro
Bro Scara used to sound so happy, give that version of scara back
1:12 NAH WHY SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT
HELP THE GRUNTING DURING THE SARA AND KOKOMI ONE IS TAKING ME OUT
This guy are the next new howdybii in this 2023 year.
18 seconds and im already wheezing
Hu Tao's rap got me dead-
half of these were actually funny with no context and then theres the other half being actually great moments in the game
Am I the only one that found Hu Tao's rap in Lantern Rite NOT trash?
yes
yes
Signora said SMACK-
Childe: ,,Well then, I'll be taking Morax's Noses now."
HAHHAHAHHA I CANT UNHEAR IT-
I hit the end of the video and got an ad for Genshin...
Me who actually doesn’t know the context :
Lol
Went from no music to "OMINOUS FANDANGO" on seconds smh
i never realized how unserious some scenes were
I saw Zhong li at the same spot when he throw something in the lake spot
Imagine watching this when you just started playing genshin 😂
what do you use for editting? abouselty love this
Listen at 2x
thanks for the spoiler warning, just started sumeru :thumbs-up:
"Hi 😃"
Hu tao jumpscare
HU TAO'S EN VA RAPPING WAS SO BAD HELPPPLPPLP
where is "oh my god I cant believe my eyes"
who was that girl in the glasses evilly smiling?
It was just moaning then I heard “Hey girlie~ hold still and had a heart attack 😭
sock water 😍
Its been a long journey
I'll keep saying, the Japanese version of the concert is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, it was so cool
4:38 to 4:39 ruins the whole purpose of the two
why didnt you put the HuTao rap warning? i got scared :(
am that one guy who DOESN'T understand the sequence and just does quests randomly :P
:v
whyd you upload this in 1080 lmao
first of all, WHERE IS 2.4? SHENHE? second of all, WHERE IS 2.6?? AYATO.. ALSO YAE MIKO.
Aaaaaa- 1:11