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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • #AlexNaJalas

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  • @Tush-px6do
    @Tush-px6do 4 месяца назад +6

    Kama uko hapa 2024 gonga like tukisonga

  • @gervasmunishi5374
    @gervasmunishi5374 4 года назад +48

    "...ni kama namtaka ni kama simtaki" I like the way Kenyan people narrates their story, very attractive..

  • @ireneadhiambo3446
    @ireneadhiambo3446 4 года назад +305

    This man is the best storyteller have ever met ♥️😂😂😂😂

    • @mpendaamani2251
      @mpendaamani2251 4 года назад +3

      @Gilbert Kipkosgei alitumia akili akajenga

    • @ireneadhiambo3446
      @ireneadhiambo3446 4 года назад

      @Gilbert Kipkosgei alitumia akili akajenga tena ajajiuza Kwa Kurudisha pikipiki

    • @ireneadhiambo3446
      @ireneadhiambo3446 4 года назад

      @Paul Muchai 😆😆😆

    • @cathiebrown8932
      @cathiebrown8932 4 года назад +1

      Love this story

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  • @Secchi_Spain
    @Secchi_Spain Год назад +23

    2023 and I'm still watching this episode, I can't laugh enough😂😂😂

  • @rodgersmabonga
    @rodgersmabonga 3 года назад +8

    Am listening who else.nmekuwa msick aki nmepona juu y story hii aki mmmm kifo

  • @jepchirchirbrenda1234
    @jepchirchirbrenda1234 3 года назад +149

    😂😂😂kama ni mara ya tano ukiwatch nipee likes😁😁😁

  • @thechildfreeafricanexplorer
    @thechildfreeafricanexplorer 4 года назад +136

    This sugar mummy should speak at the next women’s conference. So much wisdom 🙌🏾

  • @nyukuriokuna9166
    @nyukuriokuna9166 2 года назад +14

    I wish I listened to my chemistry Teacher the way I Listened to this guy,right now I would be somewhere in Statehouse!!!!!!!!

  • @catecute.mimorr
    @catecute.mimorr 4 года назад +175

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Who else is listening to this.... hi iliweza aki

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      @fidelharry5963 4 года назад +1

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    • @fabishmasese
      @fabishmasese 4 года назад +1

      Huyu mimi hapa

    • @mauriceolalolal2519
      @mauriceolalolal2519 4 года назад +2

      Really interesting!!!!...

    • @robertshuggy1104
      @robertshuggy1104 4 года назад

      Kali😂😂😂

    • @robertshuggy1104
      @robertshuggy1104 4 года назад +1

      A good story teller

  • @catherinekahura5311
    @catherinekahura5311 3 года назад +12

    "Led hice na ni kama namtaka ,kama simtaki"😂 ayam done with this guy.😂 a very good story teller.

  • @ruthwanjiru9471
    @ruthwanjiru9471 4 года назад +35

    The way Jalang'o is saying okay hehee,,, and this guy is a story teller 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lyslinejepchirchir7559
    @lyslinejepchirchir7559 4 года назад +8

    Watching this in Madaraka day, this guy ni story teller wa ajabu hata ananipunguzia stress ya Corona 😂😂

  • @annemweni8493
    @annemweni8493 4 года назад +37

    The way Alex na Jalas wanabambika na hii story...ave also listened to it like five times.Led hyce.ukamba utatuuwa jameni.+211

  • @clintonabele3975
    @clintonabele3975 4 года назад +158

    very nice kama umejenga nyumba wapi like zangu jamani

  • @RestAreaCrew
    @RestAreaCrew 4 года назад +26

    LMAOOOOO best storyteller, hands down!!! 👊🏾

  • @moureenawino844
    @moureenawino844 4 года назад +19

    Huyo mjastee anaongea Kama caretaker Terrence creative😂😂

  • @mariegloria9617
    @mariegloria9617 4 года назад +31

    I just found myselofu laughing alone....Jalas n Alex are enjoying this story

  • @ericaboro1748
    @ericaboro1748 4 года назад +14

    I cant seek advice from Jalas and Alex...the way they laugh at someone 🤣🤣anyway I enjoy listening to them

  • @charlesnyao8970
    @charlesnyao8970 3 года назад +3

    😀😀😀😀😀 this us the best show ever. This guy is a real comedian and a story teller

  • @tycoon0017
    @tycoon0017 4 года назад +143

    Ningeskiza mwalimu shuleni vile nmeskiza ii story ningekua radio host 😂😂lakini mi ni mapenzi mtazamaji na mskilizaji😂😂 let me sip my led haice😜😜😜😜

  • @gracemumbi1443
    @gracemumbi1443 4 года назад +42

    But the boy is kinda wise kalijenga kanyumba room nne ....atleast he did something with the money he got 🤣🤣🤣but aki asirudi huko aki let him hustle n get his life moving

    • @petma5551
      @petma5551 4 года назад +1

      Grace Mumbi the mother to this boy is wise too, I think the mother deserves credit .

    • @benardwambua2605
      @benardwambua2605 4 года назад

      Aki

    • @liznzembi5906
      @liznzembi5906 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @judynjoroge5045
    @judynjoroge5045 4 года назад +6

    Hahahaha...this guy is a real story teller...the Mama is mjanjareee

  • @mamamyles
    @mamamyles 4 года назад +22

    😂😂😂this man though😂😂am deading here😂😂😂😂😂kwanza hapo kwa led hice

  • @gracepeters-gk6218
    @gracepeters-gk6218 4 года назад +12

    Ni kama namtaka ni kama simtaki😂😂😂😂😂 am so done with this guy

  • @annkerubo2606
    @annkerubo2606 4 года назад +121

    I laughed myself to death. Sasa natumia wifi ya mortuary

  • @lossycrochetdesigner3614
    @lossycrochetdesigner3614 4 года назад +8

    Usiano wa chapati,,,,nakufa hapa, wapi like za story teller

  • @olandokevin9323
    @olandokevin9323 4 года назад +71

    Niko sure airtime ya this guy ingekatika Jalas angetoa simu kwafuko a call the guy😂😂😂

  • @kibetdominic7997
    @kibetdominic7997 3 года назад +12

    I equate this story just like Raila and Uhuru one of them will end in premier tears 😭😭😭 Ruto is taking a back seat

  • @mzeemombasa.3456
    @mzeemombasa.3456 4 года назад +37

    The guy is truthful , very straight forward person and a good story teller too. if i was the husband i would blame my wife for what transpired between the two. This guy was seduced and trapped.

  • @Kaleisy1
    @Kaleisy1 4 года назад +69

    Hii story inaeza tibu Corona virus 😆😆😆

  • @brendaatieno5122
    @brendaatieno5122 4 года назад +8

    Aky ya Nani🤣🤣🤣🤣ii Kenya sihami na radio milele pia so change mita Mimi nayo nayo kwa mpigo huyu sugar mummy is the best in the whole world wisdom iko hapo

  • @kadawamike7770
    @kadawamike7770 4 года назад +109

    Nawashwa kidogo ni kama namtaka ni kama simtaki... Kwa kichwa nafikiria nimtake😂😂😂😂

  • @judithalega9806
    @judithalega9806 4 года назад +14

    Can't get tired of listening to this!!!

  • @melodykavochi8692
    @melodykavochi8692 4 года назад +71

    Jalango likes kind of stories😂😂😂just looking at his eyes nacheka 2😂😂😂

    • @truthbetold3102
      @truthbetold3102 4 года назад +2

      The way he moves his chair and says "ehe"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vince-colombanus
      @vince-colombanus 4 года назад +1

      @@truthbetold3102 Hahaha...wote ni wadaku...kkkkk

    • @wolfemme430
      @wolfemme430 4 года назад

      He’s sipping tea lol

  • @josephmutua2020
    @josephmutua2020 4 года назад +13

    Huyu mathe ni Wale mangaa, aty akafunga hau n padlock 😂😂😂😂

  • @kathurecaroline5802
    @kathurecaroline5802 4 года назад +148

    I died when i heard 'led hice' 😂😂😂

  • @samuelmathenge1189
    @samuelmathenge1189 4 года назад +20

    😂😂😂 started laughing even before he started narrating

  • @maggiewanjira2845
    @maggiewanjira2845 4 года назад +25

    Hahahaha wuuueh I've never laughed this hard

  • @jaccyfigure8845
    @jaccyfigure8845 4 года назад +18

    Aki mm nmekufa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...ni kama namtaka nikama simtaki😃😃😃😂😂😂😂

  • @derekmwiriki9284
    @derekmwiriki9284 4 года назад +21

    Smirnoff na Guinness uyo mama ni Gari kubwa wale wamama wa Harrier....

  • @poolmasters4534
    @poolmasters4534 4 года назад +11

    This is the best storyteller ever. Funniest ever 😂😂😂😂

  • @everlastingmiriam
    @everlastingmiriam 3 года назад +1

    Mbona Mimi sipati sponsor mwanaume jamani na Niko na 22 years hata Mimi pia Ninataka sponsor nienjoy ujana wangu kama yeye Ninataka kuenjoy maisha pia mimi

  • @berylaziza8301
    @berylaziza8301 4 года назад +38

    Who else is finding difficult to choose between patanisho and hali ilivyo😭😭😎

  • @annewanjiru7126
    @annewanjiru7126 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha waaaah Doc jalas story zenyu ziliniweza am listening from Dubai love your story

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 4 года назад +81

    Red ice wah hii story inabamba volume plsss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justusmwenda8628
    @justusmwenda8628 4 года назад +11

    This guy is a good story teller....

  • @princeandalialuke74
    @princeandalialuke74 4 года назад +10

    Best storyteller..roho yangu yote nnche..!!

  • @lucymburu737
    @lucymburu737 4 года назад +17

    Michael wamusie😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you've made my night😄😄😄😆

  • @njoramichael7051
    @njoramichael7051 4 года назад +16

    Wewe Michael unatuharibia jina bwana,😅😂🤣😂😅😂😂😅,sisi ndo tumebaki holy akina Yakobo waliharibika kitambo 😅

    • @lucywanjeri6023
      @lucywanjeri6023 4 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @njoramichael7051
      @njoramichael7051 4 года назад

      @@lucywanjeri6023 😅😂🤣

    • @lucywanjeri6023
      @lucywanjeri6023 4 года назад

      @@njoramichael7051 kawachomea sio kama.akina kevo na brayo🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @njoramichael7051
      @njoramichael7051 4 года назад

      @@lucywanjeri6023 hatuyuko iyo rigi ya akina Brayo,ametulet down sana 🤣😂😅🤣

    • @faithjeruto1777
      @faithjeruto1777 3 года назад

      Michael 😂😂😂

  • @achiengotieno8468
    @achiengotieno8468 3 года назад +52

    Nani ametoka kwa post ya jalas IIG😂😂🙋

  • @joewayne61
    @joewayne61 4 года назад +36

    Sipendi story Sana , lakini hii nimeflow nayo ,😂😂😂 interesting.

  • @Sherrynjeri3115
    @Sherrynjeri3115 4 года назад +20

    Am watching this during Labour and aki it's making me laugh uuuiii.

    • @lucymburu4481
      @lucymburu4481 4 года назад

      All the best sweetie

    • @lucymburu4481
      @lucymburu4481 4 года назад

      Tuko nyuma

    • @wsongawsonga4695
      @wsongawsonga4695 4 года назад

      aki ya nani, ni sawa tu lakini

    • @Sherrynjeri3115
      @Sherrynjeri3115 4 года назад +2

      @@lucymburu4481 Thanx darling.I just had my son today,all the best and May God guide you through

    • @lucymburu4481
      @lucymburu4481 4 года назад +1

      @@Sherrynjeri3115 Awww, to God be the Glory, can't wait for my turn💖💕💞💓

  • @GithinjiMandela
    @GithinjiMandela 4 года назад +10

    Sahii ndio nimecheka ya kwanza na ya mwisho 😂

  • @hildakagwiria8663
    @hildakagwiria8663 3 года назад +11

    Thumbs up to this guy ....He's a real story teller.
    Now he started taking Guinness,
    Jalas:Hehee...

  • @rycselly4982
    @rycselly4982 4 года назад +18

    Story inaflow he's coherent

  • @samuelgramz3846
    @samuelgramz3846 4 года назад +12

    Great counsel jalas na Alex...👍🏿

  • @gracemumbi1443
    @gracemumbi1443 4 года назад +27

    Ogopa Smirnoff led hice very dangerous 😂 😂 😂

  • @yonesyones4810
    @yonesyones4810 4 года назад +14

    Niko chini ya meza ya mwaara 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pendooscar9322
    @pendooscar9322 3 года назад +5

    😂😂😂mwakideo na jalas big up nawapenda Sana from Tanzania

  • @jwaitathu
    @jwaitathu 4 года назад +8

    This is like a Hollywood movie....🤣🤣🤣🤣🏍🏍🏍🏍

  • @felixmwalie109
    @felixmwalie109 4 года назад +5

    This man can be a good story writer if he can real write...😂😂

  • @sharifaabdallah2010
    @sharifaabdallah2010 4 года назад +7

    Wapi likes ya jalas na mwakideu

  • @peterwamanchester.5166
    @peterwamanchester.5166 4 года назад +10

    Kijana alijipata kwa guineas🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Aki nimecheka

    • @adenhamdi9160
      @adenhamdi9160 3 года назад

      Kijana alikipata kwa Guineas na Kutoa lock

  • @kibetdominic7997
    @kibetdominic7997 3 года назад +5

    Why does such blessings inanipita surely,,,I thought ukitafta utapata lakini the more naitafta inapotea 😭😭😭😭

  • @hillaryochieng9946
    @hillaryochieng9946 4 года назад +11

    How tricky, mlienda kununua mashini kumbe ulikuwa ukuwe machini wa kumtengeneza. this lady was a genious.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flaviansally8844
    @flaviansally8844 10 месяцев назад +1

    2023 November still here 😂😂😂😂😂 stress ya Ruto ikinishika huwa nakuja hapa 😂😂😂

  • @musicandnewskenya4270
    @musicandnewskenya4270 4 года назад +16

    Exactly the truth without fear and lies, the season has gone away and passed on. Look on new way to move forward with your life and family.

    • @mastermster1561
      @mastermster1561 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂Smirnoff ilileta confusion

  • @Chrisbosire2023
    @Chrisbosire2023 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣this is my all time "HALI HALISI....."

  • @josephmusyoki416
    @josephmusyoki416 4 года назад +15

    Hii ya leo imekua kama movie... Part 1 na part 2...eti "ni kama namtaka nikama simtaki" .. Hahaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Na homabay hakuna sugarmumy.. Jalasssssss

  • @Mikekaranjaofficial
    @Mikekaranjaofficial 4 года назад +16

    THIS GUY IS GENIOUS!

  • @bonjourkevin3304
    @bonjourkevin3304 4 года назад +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 led hice .... Huyu jamaa ni story teller mzuri sana

  • @kevohbravohofficial
    @kevohbravohofficial 4 года назад +2

    Mwanaa mwaitu mwa vau niwatuchomea mwa...unaangusha almost every word ..but mi nilishukia hapo kwa "namtaka simtaki"" Nikajikuta kwa Guinness "😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nyagawangari8752
    @nyagawangari8752 4 года назад +18

    I come here to listen to Jalas , this one got me 😂😂😂😂 from china

  • @vernonmedia2010
    @vernonmedia2010 3 года назад +7

    1 year down and still listening to this story

  • @hamadiamarachi868
    @hamadiamarachi868 4 года назад +6

    Boychauld under siege. I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Amemeza led hice

  • @hillarynjoroge7155
    @hillarynjoroge7155 4 года назад +11

    Mungu nifundishe kunyamaza 😂😂😂

  • @fabyscarl
    @fabyscarl 4 года назад +48

    Wakamba wote tujuane apa👍kwa led hice🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @browangwe7430
    @browangwe7430 4 года назад +2

    napenda sana hii duo ya jalas na mwakideo...ati anza na teachers😂😂😂

  • @jessymkamburi2509
    @jessymkamburi2509 4 года назад +26

    The lady is a human bieng with feelings like anyone else. So he expected to continue getting support even after amemkataa?she was giving the handouts in exchange of pleasure. Aende apike chapati huko atunzee family. This story is interesting. Nimecheka yangu yote. It has to be fiction 🤔

    • @titusptoo
      @titusptoo 3 года назад

      Women have been doing what this man did for years

    • @Zaza-bt1hx
      @Zaza-bt1hx 2 года назад

      Kweli

  • @sylviawaema3606
    @sylviawaema3606 4 года назад +21

    You guys have interesting stories.😂😂😂

  • @keymoneytracy5398
    @keymoneytracy5398 4 года назад +4

    Love the advice

  • @rodgersgauchojovjeen8931
    @rodgersgauchojovjeen8931 4 года назад +23

    Alex and Jalas in 🔥 department

  • @danochieng2097
    @danochieng2097 2 года назад +5

    This never gets old

  • @ibrahimwerejuma4816
    @ibrahimwerejuma4816 4 года назад +8

    MUNGU saidia watu wako, hii ya leo ni kali sana.

  • @atulabenjamin1455
    @atulabenjamin1455 4 года назад +3

    Natumia wifi ya mortuary pia😍😍😂😂

  • @monyivam9821
    @monyivam9821 4 года назад +1

    Nani amerudi hapa tena I like hii story for sure

  • @ruunmuna6298
    @ruunmuna6298 4 года назад +7

    Haki huyu jalas ati usiano gani wa chapati ama🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ElizabethLetletting
    @ElizabethLetletting Месяц назад

    Who is still here 2024 listening to this good story teller ❤

  • @johnmwangi2435
    @johnmwangi2435 4 года назад +9

    What a story, good advice

  • @annkima9881
    @annkima9881 4 года назад +8

    uhusiano gani? ...wa chapati? 😂😂😂 doktori umenimaliza

  • @bensonmwanzia350
    @bensonmwanzia350 3 года назад +7

    These guy is the best should be awarded i know him ma neighbour

  • @festus8389
    @festus8389 3 года назад +2

    Michael needs to be awarded NOBEL PRIZE.

  • @truefelly3785
    @truefelly3785 4 года назад +5

    Mungu tubariki sisi wakamba na utuondolee hii accent. .wooi!

  • @fl0rencemutuku40
    @fl0rencemutuku40 4 года назад +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ukisikia watu wameingia na nyuma wallahi we ee😜toka na mbele juu lazima upatane na giza 🙈

    • @amo2743
      @amo2743 4 года назад

      hahaha lazima ningekutafuta tu.

  • @hammyzuberi4068
    @hammyzuberi4068 4 года назад +13

    I don't know what and how but nimemaliza ugali bila mboga while listening 😅😅😅 namaliza nipike sima ingine

  • @ExMafia
    @ExMafia 4 года назад +8

    Jalas Dr. Jamaa ni funny sana🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @njokumchelsea6712
    @njokumchelsea6712 4 года назад +6

    Yaani mbona chance zingine hunihepa, Mimi hata sio boss nlitamani, nilitaka binti yake aki ya Mungu nilifutwa kazi the next day na hata sikulipwa

  • @lilililian575
    @lilililian575 4 года назад +1

    Out of all hali ilivyo nishawai sikiza hii imeweza......hio c kucheka😅😅😅😅

  • @lynnokoth2391
    @lynnokoth2391 4 года назад +16

    Led highs😂😂😂😂🙆‍♀️

  • @sabinamuhanda9903
    @sabinamuhanda9903 4 года назад +5

    Hii story siimekuwatam...nikama namtaka nikama simtaki......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣