@@higgy82 I have a six figure salary, went to an ivy league school and live in a dope apartment...so nah, not a bone in my body hurts tbh but thanks for asking
When she opens her own restaurants and has a best selling book then she can make Matty her assistant. Until then how about you chill out with the female entitlement.
Lmfao Michelle in this episode is a whole mood! just roasting Matty & giving faces that tell a million words 😂 great episode even better chemistry greatest cooking show online
I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth
No matter how shitty of a day I've had I can always watch Matty and instantly feel better. I laugh my ass off and I learn alot. The real deal man. Down to earth and just crazy, just lifts you up and you automatically feel better. I've impressed my family with a few of his recipes. You can tell he truly loves what hes doing and just has a real love for life. Keep em coming man. Thank you and YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matty is like the father I never had that always shows up on Wednesdays with the coolest toys but you don't know if the toys are gonna end up hurting you or not.
My day ended really shitty. I worked 16 hours at a desk on night shift and got pulled over and ticketed when I was less than a mile from home. Then I saw this video and it got less shitty. Then I realized my mandatory court date is the same day my in-laws fly in to see my wife for her birthday. Now I no longer have to be stuck in a terrible 4 hour long car ride to listen to my father in law question all my life choices. AND it gets me out of a month long training exercise located in the deserts of satans asshole. And then I realized 1:54 into the video I need to pause and express that this man is deserves 5 mill not 500k 🙌🏻
omg chefs dig him cuz hes just like a normal Good head chef. he reminds me of my good friend Yuri at scandic star in stockholm, just more together and with better teeth.
I feel like Michelle probably deeply appreciated the noodling episode of It’s Alive more than anyone. Just 40 minutes of watching Matty suffer while she cackles like a maniac.
Hey Matty, Thanks for being such a awesome guy! Ive been watching you ever since on VICE. You make the best cooking shows ever and enspire younger "chefs/cooks" to even watch not only watch a cooking show but get them to be bad ass in the kitchen. Keep on keepin brother!
Matty dresses like my hippie stepdad, he was cray cray like Matty as well. As a teenager I was always mortified when ol stepdad showed up in all his hippie glory to pick me up after school lol
I love the wholesome chaotic energy that is Matty He looks like the most hardcore tattooed guy but his personality is like a marshmallow. He's basically a really hardcore burned marshmallow that everyone loves
Watching this again is like meeting an old friend for drinks, but then being told that friend is about to die from cancer and I’ll never see them again. Warms my heart, then drags it.
When Matty listens to his best friend talk, his smile is so wholesome. Look in his eyes when he takes a bite of his food, you can tell that the culmination of his entire life is worth it to him, and it's pure passion. Great video, guys. All credit goes to Matty.
Every episode is an experience. Not much can prepare you for what is coming and the roller coaster of emotions is worth subbing and coming back for more. Oh, and he cooks food. That happens too. Thank you Matty. Thank you Michelle. Thank you crew.
Without Michelle matty would fall apart like his steak did, so thankyou Michelle we love you too and matty you know your the greatest remind me again who Gordon Ramsay is ?
I dunno why but for like a minute of matty dressing the steak I fully lost my head and starting pissing my sides, everytime he held up the ratty looking steak covering in egg and flour
Hey Matty....I’m recovering from surgery to remove a tumor mass from my cheek and stumbled across your channel. You have made my recovery a much better experience. I have subbed you channel and watched many episodes. Can’t wait until I can eat some normal fucking food and start trying to prepare some of your awesome recipes Keep on keeping on pal!
starts at min 11:24 Lyrics (Verse) "We are going to scooch Zone. Out of my life Scooching through the world night after night" (repeat until dementia completely sets in)
16:59 watching matty stack up the perfect bite with this music in the background is like the perfect ending to this episode my god i feel like i’m in a cracker barrel
My mom used to make "steak fingers" when I was a kid. Sounds so appetizing, but she'd cut deer meat into strips and then do the flour and egg and fry, they were so bomb. Your meat shreds reminded me of them.
Well is it appetizing or not? Steak fingers sounds pretty delicious if you ask me. Ok, then again, I'm used to foods being called Dead Grandma or Poor Knight.
I seriously hope I don't outlive Matty. He is so funny and genuine. I mean, I don't want him inside me or nothin' but I would seriously cry if anything happened to this baby angel man
Now that Michelle has gone full Stockholm and helped provide a "proof of life" so her family and the cops quit harassing Matty, can we get more of her in the episodes?
This show gets more Kurtz's journey into the heart of darkness with each episode. GO FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS, MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
michelle is the mom who takes matty to staples at 9:30pm the night before it's due to buy a poster board because matty waited to the last minute to tell her he needed one
There's music going, and someone talking, maybe two people at once, and there's cooking happening, and genuine affection. Kind of like when you put chicken-fried steak and mashed taters and corn all one the fork at the same time and it's all great.
We need just a dash season 3. The editing, the pure psychedelia of it. We need to go back to the scooch zone, Matty.
He has his own channel now I still miss this
You need to get Michelle to dress as Matty and get her to cook and act like him the entire episode. She is killing it lol
wat you said - Matty take note. The basement crew are liking this.
I second that as well. Also we like seeing MORE OF MICHELLE TOO.
@@olderloverxx Make this happen pleeease
I just like watching her shit all over him lol
no
Michelle's impression of Matty is incredible. We love you Michelle... you too Matty!
Why does this feel less like a cooking show and more like a documentary about a dysfunctional cooking show
Best of show for cooking. Best of cooking?
I’d watch this, no cap.
It's a cooking show about a cooking show
I feel like Jordan Peele directed this😂😂😂
Best description
There are 3 characters in this episode:
- Matty
- Michelle
- Matty, but in a cowboy hat
WoW, don't forget about Sound Guy!
I love it
Director matty as he’s called
Cowboy hat Matty, AKA LandPhil 2.
feat. Chicken Fried Steak
I want to see an episode where Matty is Michelle's assistant.
and the whole times she screams "Maaaaaattty!!!" I need a towel Matty, a TOWEL GEEEEZ!!! And just spaz on him like he does to her. Epicness
Kodizzie yea no one else wants to see that...nice try
@@KingRo550
Does it physically hurt to be this wrong? Because it should.
@@higgy82 I have a six figure salary, went to an ivy league school and live in a dope apartment...so nah, not a bone in my body hurts tbh but thanks for asking
When she opens her own restaurants and has a best selling book then she can make Matty her assistant. Until then how about you chill out with the female entitlement.
Lmfao Michelle in this episode is a whole mood! just roasting Matty & giving faces that tell a million words 😂 great episode even better chemistry greatest cooking show online
Discoverleyanima
.Punjabi songl
Just a dash was truly matties most iconic collection of content. Everyone needs to see this and tell them they need to make more.
The chemistry between him and the crew + the editing is like one a million.
Until ‘The Bear’! His team and him are truly gems!
@@anovosedlik it's not as good as this. But everyone has their own preferences
Michelle is annoying as f*** frankly
Yo, Michelle is on point with the matty impression.
100%
Is the final episode just going to be Michelle wearing his skin and sitting on the Apple box?
Puddlenaut holy shit I’m dying!!!
I never laugh.
I just laughed
Just that mental image
You are seriously funny!!!!
Puddlenaut...... this
I mean, look at the way she smiles at 7:14 ...
This was like watching shutter island but based around food instead of murder
Food Fight. Hi Yaw!!!!
Absolutely died when the steaks started to fall apart in the flour, Holy shit haven't laughed that much in ages.
Thank god, i thought i was the only one
big same. almost peed.
why does every episode of this feel like everyone on set is getting closer and closer to going insane
Andrew J yes
Matty's chronological vlog, slowly showing his plunge into madness, disguised as a cooking show.
i can only imagine what this would be like to watch while high
Yes
cause they filmed all of them in a long like 6-day stretch of nothing but filming
Michelle is like a grown up April Ludgate that got into food styling
This is the only comment youtube needs.
God damn I love April
This is a great and insightful comment. And I appreciate you for making it.
There hasn’t been a more truthful truth ever commented
I commented something similar and then scrolled down and saw your comment, which made me laugh
Michelle's impression of Matty is my new favourite thing.
I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth
Michelle does a perfect impression of Matty, she is also perfect.
This show is becoming more like The Shining. I love it.
I find that vibe myself when I see everywhere I don't know if it's the outside of his house but I feel like he's going to correct Michelle
I was getting major shining vibes. Especially the more Michelle talks the more jack Nicholson she becomes *chills*
I C A N F E E L I T
No longer a cooking show. Now it's an exploration of the human condition.
!XOBELPPA
whoever picks the backing music just needs a little recognition.
Foreaaaal 🤣
What’s the song that comes in around 16:00, I KNOW I’ve heard it somewhere before
Don’t stress, I figured it out 😂
@@toolateforeric wait what was it! this is the song i had in mind when i commented
Shane Caron Wild Bill Jones
No matter how shitty of a day I've had I can always watch Matty and instantly feel better. I laugh my ass off and I learn alot. The real deal man. Down to earth and just crazy, just lifts you up and you automatically feel better. I've impressed my family with a few of his recipes. You can tell he truly loves what hes doing and just has a real love for life. Keep em coming man. Thank you and YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY Michelle becomes the fully fledged starring character she was always meant to be.
more pls
She wouldn't be sht without Matty so let's go ahead and get off Michelle's nuts.
@@grandyeetburgersupreme558 woah simmer down there edgy the hedgy.
Michelle is actually cute AF
💯
Matty is like the father I never had that always shows up on Wednesdays with the coolest toys but you don't know if the toys are gonna end up hurting you or not.
Everyone other Wednesday speedway jones, not a perfect dad _Yet_
My day ended really shitty. I worked 16 hours at a desk on night shift and got pulled over and ticketed when I was less than a mile from home. Then I saw this video and it got less shitty. Then I realized my mandatory court date is the same day my in-laws fly in to see my wife for her birthday. Now I no longer have to be stuck in a terrible 4 hour long car ride to listen to my father in law question all my life choices. AND it gets me out of a month long training exercise located in the deserts of satans asshole. And then I realized 1:54 into the video I need to pause and express that this man is deserves 5 mill not 500k 🙌🏻
@@Tripp502 That's great to hear man, hang in there! You got this.
@@Cloobornius hahahaha great point dude, almost perfect!
Nate Fiala damn Nate, God bless brother
Mattys face when he’s behind the camera when Michelle is talking about him gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
The chord change paired with the "always when frying at home" just kills me everytime. Masterclass editing
this "cooking" "show" gets weirder and weirder
gotta luv it!
better and better *
Don’t do drugs people...
They don’t take Themselves or cooking show seriously. It’s all about making cooking approachable, easy to follow, and good food.
Yeah, was gonna say... I don't have a clue what the fuck is going on anymore but somehow it gets better and better!
The level of chaotic energy in this episode is out of this world
At this point I think we all agree the final episode is going to be basically a 20 minute cooking version of _The Shining_
Don't do it!?
final episode ... why is he terminally ill or something?? He get a better gig then us ??
You guys bring me genuine joy and life into my day. Thank you for being a bright beautiful light in the world. I love you guys!
Matty looks like my long lost son!! But I didn't have sex until I was 40. Cheers from Detroit!!
There's a LOT to unpack in a single YT comment.
Absolutely obsessed with this comment
I love you
Top KeK
I love it.
This show is like being on a mild dose of acid.
Makes me want to start microdosing chicken fried steaks
@@danielgardiner2188 best answer ever lol
mild..
like concentrated HCL (that's Hydrochloric Acid for those who failed high school chemistry) in the eyes do you mean??
You think where they got the name from :D
Matty’s outfit looks like he’s a Disney land train conductor before they started drug testing.
@im chrisitan btw a lot of autistic workers lmao
That was funny af and spot on lol
Evan Brehm lmao
Lmao
Lamo
I wanna see Matty at an actual restaurant during a dinner rush. Be cool to see him get serious
omg chefs dig him cuz hes just like a normal Good head chef. he reminds me of my good friend Yuri at scandic star in stockholm, just more together and with better teeth.
Pretty sure he has full staff at Parts and Labour.
Michelle - you’re a star. Stylin your way into our hearts
Reid Norton tbh I like her more than matty xD
There a huge closet trump supporter just dying to come out of Matty
I wish I'd written this!!!!
I think this series should win an award or something..
If not ALL of them!
I feel like Michelle probably deeply appreciated the noodling episode of It’s Alive more than anyone. Just 40 minutes of watching Matty suffer while she cackles like a maniac.
That would be me like me watching the maple leafs in the playoffs, it rarely happens and I make fun all the way :)
The noodling episode was pure magic. Brad and Matty together is an explosion of crazy unmedicated fun.
TheCrazyCanuck420 jjjj NY
EZEKIEL!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Matty,
Thanks for being such a awesome guy! Ive been watching you ever since on VICE. You make the best cooking shows ever and enspire younger "chefs/cooks" to even watch not only watch a cooking show but get them to be bad ass in the kitchen. Keep on keepin brother!
Inspire* but yeah I agree. He’s a legend.
Michelle is the STAR of this show. Her reactions put everything into context. The Ying, to your Yang Matty ! Awesome content dude
I’ve watched every episode and made zero of the dishes.
This might mean you value your health, but not your mental health
dude, me too. LET'S BOIL SOME MEATS BOIS!
You bros ain't doinkin'.
Saame
I made pollo verde soup. It was good
Michelle was right about the outfits. Matty is a legend when it comes to style
Matty dresses like my hippie stepdad, he was cray cray like Matty as well. As a teenager I was always mortified when ol stepdad showed up in all his hippie glory to pick me up after school lol
He's the best dressed cook, literally the only one with some swag
His Grateful Dead shirts rock..
I love you Matty. I wish we had more people like you in the world. Thank you for your content. It makes me happy.
When Michelle is going off and Matty’s holding that stringy dusted steak... I literally cried laughing
And me
Omg me too. Hahahahhaha
Same here
Lmao same dude
Good job on using the word literally properly.
Too many people saying "I literally died!"
I love the wholesome chaotic energy that is Matty
He looks like the most hardcore tattooed guy but his personality is like a marshmallow.
He's basically a really hardcore burned marshmallow that everyone loves
He's been a little to close to the fire... now all he knows is wholesome to the core
He talks like he'd type with CAPS LOCK ON ALWAYS. I love it.
"Be careful while frying" as he lays the steak in the oil towards himself xD
He done that to avoid camera damage etc.
Without a doubt the hardest I’ve laughed in a while when you pulled the meat up and it looked like tangled battered tube socks. Thank you 😊
after watching this, michelle's bun is hiding a halo the size of the sun under there. we appreciate you, sweet, overworked angel :)
Michelle is giving off a vibe that reminds me of Jack Nicholson in "The Shining". love it! lol
more like shelley duvall
The wholesome indie music is really the cherry on top of the fever dream that is this show
Truth
What’s the song that plays at the end?
What’s the song that plays at the end?
ruclips.net/video/Zzxpgy0o4rU/видео.html. Gets good around 1:57
us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/wild-bill-jones_145797 I think this is it! I didn’t see the artist’s name though..
Watching this again is like meeting an old friend for drinks, but then being told that friend is about to die from cancer and I’ll never see them again. Warms my heart, then drags it.
When Matty listens to his best friend talk, his smile is so wholesome. Look in his eyes when he takes a bite of his food, you can tell that the culmination of his entire life is worth it to him, and it's pure passion. Great video, guys. All credit goes to Matty.
Chris Carrillo this comment made me cry 😭
This show is literally just a look into a man’s slow descent into madness.
Don't listen to these Schmose @Matty Matheson You are thriving
Dude isn't descending. This is just Matty. He hasn't changed
Dude has always been like that. That's why we love him.
He’s literally never been anything other than himself
Fatocalypse Now
One minute in and I'm loving this shit already. Just had to pause and type that. The rest might be shit, I don't know. I hope not!
Dude this episode is by far the funniest I’m actually crying
I laughed for like a solid minute at Matty holding up the mangled steak pre-cooking.
Matty Matheson: Thickest "quarter-inch" steaks in the game
yeah, those were probably an inch
Quarter inch is the end goal when pounding out the steak silly. Not what you start at.
beat me too it
Fuck made me spit my drink on that one
well you now know that his wife is never under served.
Finally a focus on the real MVP of Just A Dash: Michelle.
Every episode is an experience. Not much can prepare you for what is coming and the roller coaster of emotions is worth subbing and coming back for more.
Oh, and he cooks food. That happens too.
Thank you Matty. Thank you Michelle. Thank you crew.
Each episode is like a new trip
i just found this channel, what the hell is going on
Yes.
Magic. Magic in every episode.
Just enjoy the ride brother.
I wish I was you, you are in for a treat
They save lives!!!
Without Michelle matty would fall apart like his steak did, so thankyou Michelle we love you too and matty you know your the greatest remind me again who Gordon Ramsay is ?
The Love for Michelle grows exponencially with each appearance.
Love you Matty and loving Cookin Something. But Just a Dash is your masterpiece
Omg Michelle is around Matty so much she even talks like him lol
He also forgot the glass to drink the gravy from while you eat
michelle got that nice "how tf did i end here" look. love it
Quite scary look if you ask me
@@andrewguadarrama2285 Scary in a good way.
Michelle: do want curly parsley?
Matty: No, why would I put anything green on this plate?!
You make my day. Your transparency and authenticity comes through like a good ice cream cone. Minus the ice cream, just the cone…
I'm trying to figure out if this was a cooking segment disguised as a performace piece, or a cry for help.
@Top Dawg Por qué no los dos?
I dunno why but for like a minute of matty dressing the steak I fully lost my head and starting pissing my sides, everytime he held up the ratty looking steak covering in egg and flour
He fucked that steak UP lol!
SAME! And the horror music! Lost it completely.
Same!
omg me too1 it felt so good to laugh that hard, I honestly don't think I've laughed that hard in a while!
Its phenomenal, for a moment all worldly problems were gone and life was good just in that moment
Michelle brightens up every video.
I love Matty he always dresses like he's going fishing.lol.🤣😂
I guess Matty is the food, 'cause Michelle makin' him look good.
Michelle has serious aubrey plaza vibes goin on and it's making it move
I love how the show is becoming more and more of a documentary OF the show. It's nice, it *Just A Dash* of backstory. Please keep it up.
Hey Matty....I’m recovering from surgery to remove a tumor mass from my cheek and stumbled across your channel. You have made my recovery a much better experience. I have subbed you channel and watched many episodes. Can’t wait until I can eat some normal fucking food and start trying to prepare some of your awesome recipes Keep on keeping on pal!
As soon as he mentioned hot sauce, I had flashbacks to all those Cholula Munchies episodes. Yikes.
🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣
zachary bear only the ogs know
I'm sure that was a reference to that :D
half a bottle of CHOLUUULLAAAAA
Those pizza pockets were probably good but Jesus were they a mess
The reason I like matty, is because he doesn't edit out the mistakes and that is really nice
There are sometimes literal hours edited out. You're delusional. Theyre just good about knowing what quirks to keep in for added character
@@phillystevesteak6982 How does it feel to burst my bubble?
@@hrishavmishra7213 I'm truly sorry for your loss.
that's why the show is so good!
@@phillystevesteak6982 delusional? kaknaai
18:50 “that’s me, beb” sounds like Matty’s been hanging out with brad from the ole BA test kitchen lol
Michelle needs to do more Matty impressions... The people have spoken and we want it!
That plate was the most beautiful meal I’ve ever seen.
Since I’m down here in the basement...
Michelle, you are amazing. Matty, you are cool too.
Michelle MADE this episode. Absolutely brilliant! She’s perfect.
Song is: Nathaniel Bowles, Pablo Love, Campbell Browning -- Wild Bill Jones.
That took too much effort. Still worth it.
Heard about shazam?
@Riley Hansen- Thanks Riley. I knew it sounded like more instruments than just Charlie Parr's version.
thanks a lot, i was trying to find the music for a while! :)
@@DreamCraft1000 tried Shazam several times -- too much ambient noise in the video for it to pick up. However, maybe I just had bad luck.
Your a god amongst men
Died laughing on this episode. Matty you’re the best. Also, background music definitely makes it even funnier.
"Just one clap, that's for our White Balance"... I'm crying
I love the existential crisis segment of every episode
So the whole episode?
"just one clap... that's for our white balance" made me laugh more than it should've
And we aint even on an airplane 😂
You're one of the funniest chefs I have ever watched on RUclips. You make me laugh every video!! Love you Matty
Michelle's hair is everything I am right now. Her face? I could write a poem about it. The title would be "Sarcasm Is My Spirit Animal." 🤣
starts at min 11:24
Lyrics
(Verse)
"We are going to scooch Zone.
Out of my life
Scooching through the world
night after night"
(repeat until dementia completely sets in)
Is this an actual song??
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!!
This is, for sure, some of the most well-edited content on RUclips.
“Everyone’s gonna be fucking doinking bro” Matty is so inspiring🤣
16:59 watching matty stack up the perfect bite with this music in the background is like the perfect ending to this episode my god i feel like i’m in a cracker barrel
My mom used to make "steak fingers" when I was a kid. Sounds so appetizing, but she'd cut deer meat into strips and then do the flour and egg and fry, they were so bomb. Your meat shreds reminded me of them.
Well is it appetizing or not? Steak fingers sounds pretty delicious if you ask me.
Ok, then again, I'm used to foods being called Dead Grandma or Poor Knight.
@@blueshell292 wtf?
@@zoeyredmond5501 Germany
@@blueshell292 oh a fellow german!
When Michelle acted like Matty I lost like a third of my life energy
I seriously hope I don't outlive Matty. He is so funny and genuine. I mean, I don't want him inside me or nothin' but I would seriously cry if anything happened to this baby angel man
Now that Michelle has gone full Stockholm and helped provide a "proof of life" so her family and the cops quit harassing Matty, can we get more of her in the episodes?
No...she sucks
@@timothymarcus7645 Objectively wrong
This show gets more Kurtz's journey into the heart of darkness with each episode. GO FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS, MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go further into the arbys, matty
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
It's like Matty is making a group project, but he's the whole group
he is simultaneously the slacker and the type A nerd dude, except he switches from existential dread to bubbly confidence from shot to shot
michelle is the mom who takes matty to staples at 9:30pm the night before it's due to buy a poster board because matty waited to the last minute to tell her he needed one
@@greysonberndt6548 AHHAHAHAHA
just a dash is one of those youtube series that i just always keep coming back to
Instructions unclear. I have fallen hopelessly in love with michelle.
"WHAT THE F*&^ IS THIS GUY DOING, YOU DON"T MAKE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK OUT OF RIBEYE"...................... Love ya MM!!
There's music going, and someone talking, maybe two people at once, and there's cooking happening, and genuine affection. Kind of like when you put chicken-fried steak and mashed taters and corn all one the fork at the same time and it's all great.
That’s the most wholesome ending to a cooking show I’ve ever watched