Worst Best Chef Makes Chicken Fried Steaks | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 11

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Jimmyjames738
    @Jimmyjames738 Год назад +442

    We need just a dash season 3. The editing, the pure psychedelia of it. We need to go back to the scooch zone, Matty.

    • @droppedcombo19
      @droppedcombo19 Год назад +5

      He has his own channel now I still miss this

  • @reillywebster8793
    @reillywebster8793 4 года назад +5475

    You need to get Michelle to dress as Matty and get her to cook and act like him the entire episode. She is killing it lol

    • @olderloverxx
      @olderloverxx 4 года назад +67

      wat you said - Matty take note. The basement crew are liking this.

    • @cafishingwithmichael
      @cafishingwithmichael 4 года назад +41

      I second that as well. Also we like seeing MORE OF MICHELLE TOO.

    • @catalin5326
      @catalin5326 4 года назад +10

      @@olderloverxx Make this happen pleeease

    • @velarswood
      @velarswood 4 года назад +27

      I just like watching her shit all over him lol

    • @gille2k
      @gille2k 4 года назад +2

      no

  • @jacknewell87
    @jacknewell87 4 года назад +473

    Michelle's impression of Matty is incredible. We love you Michelle... you too Matty!

  • @aidanwarren4980
    @aidanwarren4980 3 года назад +752

    Why does this feel less like a cooking show and more like a documentary about a dysfunctional cooking show

    • @RatTaxi
      @RatTaxi 3 года назад +4

      Best of show for cooking. Best of cooking?

    • @619stephan619
      @619stephan619 3 года назад +2

      I’d watch this, no cap.

    • @Axehand
      @Axehand 2 года назад +1

      It's a cooking show about a cooking show

    • @passiveagressive4983
      @passiveagressive4983 2 года назад +1

      I feel like Jordan Peele directed this😂😂😂

    • @lorenzoonaca1335
      @lorenzoonaca1335 2 года назад

      Best description

  • @zeewirszyla
    @zeewirszyla 4 года назад +3115

    There are 3 characters in this episode:
    - Matty
    - Michelle
    - Matty, but in a cowboy hat

  • @kodizzie3827
    @kodizzie3827 4 года назад +2163

    I want to see an episode where Matty is Michelle's assistant.

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 4 года назад +38

      and the whole times she screams "Maaaaaattty!!!" I need a towel Matty, a TOWEL GEEEEZ!!! And just spaz on him like he does to her. Epicness

    • @KingRo550
      @KingRo550 4 года назад +7

      Kodizzie yea no one else wants to see that...nice try

    • @higgy82
      @higgy82 4 года назад +33

      @@KingRo550
      Does it physically hurt to be this wrong? Because it should.

    • @KingRo550
      @KingRo550 4 года назад +2

      @@higgy82 I have a six figure salary, went to an ivy league school and live in a dope apartment...so nah, not a bone in my body hurts tbh but thanks for asking

    • @grandyeetburgersupreme558
      @grandyeetburgersupreme558 4 года назад +5

      When she opens her own restaurants and has a best selling book then she can make Matty her assistant. Until then how about you chill out with the female entitlement.

  • @Heavens_gate666
    @Heavens_gate666 4 года назад +305

    Lmfao Michelle in this episode is a whole mood! just roasting Matty & giving faces that tell a million words 😂 great episode even better chemistry greatest cooking show online

  • @crispicave1457
    @crispicave1457 2 года назад +123

    Just a dash was truly matties most iconic collection of content. Everyone needs to see this and tell them they need to make more.

    • @KyokujiFGC
      @KyokujiFGC Год назад +4

      The chemistry between him and the crew + the editing is like one a million.

    • @anovosedlik
      @anovosedlik 9 месяцев назад

      Until ‘The Bear’! His team and him are truly gems!

    • @crispicave1457
      @crispicave1457 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@anovosedlik it's not as good as this. But everyone has their own preferences

    • @lucilletabbutt6703
      @lucilletabbutt6703 7 месяцев назад

      Michelle is annoying as f*** frankly

  • @jmasen07
    @jmasen07 4 года назад +253

    Yo, Michelle is on point with the matty impression.

  • @Puddlenaut
    @Puddlenaut 4 года назад +1341

    Is the final episode just going to be Michelle wearing his skin and sitting on the Apple box?

    • @lewismooney3941
      @lewismooney3941 4 года назад +5

      Puddlenaut holy shit I’m dying!!!

    • @maxwellssilverhammer
      @maxwellssilverhammer 4 года назад +9

      I never laugh.
      I just laughed
      Just that mental image

    • @taylorfausett177
      @taylorfausett177 4 года назад

      You are seriously funny!!!!

    • @dabear806n
      @dabear806n 4 года назад

      Puddlenaut...... this

    • @Wild111
      @Wild111 4 года назад +11

      I mean, look at the way she smiles at 7:14 ...

  • @marulaghost4175
    @marulaghost4175 4 года назад +323

    This was like watching shutter island but based around food instead of murder

    • @DosHemperor
      @DosHemperor 4 месяца назад

      Food Fight. Hi Yaw!!!!

  • @ADAMLFC92
    @ADAMLFC92 4 года назад +145

    Absolutely died when the steaks started to fall apart in the flour, Holy shit haven't laughed that much in ages.

  • @Drewsky-A
    @Drewsky-A 4 года назад +856

    why does every episode of this feel like everyone on set is getting closer and closer to going insane

    • @NEOSAP
      @NEOSAP 4 года назад +3

      Andrew J yes

    • @joeyspatulas5272
      @joeyspatulas5272 4 года назад +9

      Matty's chronological vlog, slowly showing his plunge into madness, disguised as a cooking show.

    • @Hamiltron
      @Hamiltron 4 года назад +2

      i can only imagine what this would be like to watch while high

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @Rexini_Kobalt
      @Rexini_Kobalt 4 года назад +6

      cause they filmed all of them in a long like 6-day stretch of nothing but filming

  • @discgolfwes
    @discgolfwes 4 года назад +814

    Michelle is like a grown up April Ludgate that got into food styling

    • @hiddens2346
      @hiddens2346 4 года назад +14

      This is the only comment youtube needs.

    • @16katie07
      @16katie07 4 года назад +6

      God damn I love April

    • @louishazrice8282
      @louishazrice8282 4 года назад +12

      This is a great and insightful comment. And I appreciate you for making it.

    • @AngelInTheDesert
      @AngelInTheDesert 4 года назад +8

      There hasn’t been a more truthful truth ever commented

    • @Matthew-ft5ep
      @Matthew-ft5ep 4 года назад +4

      I commented something similar and then scrolled down and saw your comment, which made me laugh

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 4 года назад +172

    Michelle's impression of Matty is my new favourite thing.

  • @Jpb707
    @Jpb707 2 года назад +21

    I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth

  • @kyuzoRAMPAGE
    @kyuzoRAMPAGE 4 года назад +499

    Michelle does a perfect impression of Matty, she is also perfect.

  • @sageofrage7261
    @sageofrage7261 4 года назад +393

    This show is becoming more like The Shining. I love it.

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 4 года назад

      I find that vibe myself when I see everywhere I don't know if it's the outside of his house but I feel like he's going to correct Michelle

    • @Rubykhan1226
      @Rubykhan1226 4 года назад +3

      I was getting major shining vibes. Especially the more Michelle talks the more jack Nicholson she becomes *chills*

    • @Brandizzleizzle
      @Brandizzleizzle 4 года назад +1

      I C A N F E E L I T

    • @TroyBrophy
      @TroyBrophy 4 года назад +4

      No longer a cooking show. Now it's an exploration of the human condition.

    • @geemail369
      @geemail369 4 года назад

      !XOBELPPA

  • @ShaneCaronOfficial
    @ShaneCaronOfficial 4 года назад +1392

    whoever picks the backing music just needs a little recognition.

    • @killabee5810
      @killabee5810 4 года назад +4

      Foreaaaal 🤣

    • @toolateforeric
      @toolateforeric 4 года назад +10

      What’s the song that comes in around 16:00, I KNOW I’ve heard it somewhere before

    • @toolateforeric
      @toolateforeric 4 года назад +3

      Don’t stress, I figured it out 😂

    • @ShaneCaronOfficial
      @ShaneCaronOfficial 4 года назад +2

      @@toolateforeric wait what was it! this is the song i had in mind when i commented

    • @toolateforeric
      @toolateforeric 4 года назад +19

      Shane Caron Wild Bill Jones

  • @DanielSouza-pv7wq
    @DanielSouza-pv7wq 4 года назад +21

    No matter how shitty of a day I've had I can always watch Matty and instantly feel better. I laugh my ass off and I learn alot. The real deal man. Down to earth and just crazy, just lifts you up and you automatically feel better. I've impressed my family with a few of his recipes. You can tell he truly loves what hes doing and just has a real love for life. Keep em coming man. Thank you and YYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @petebasgen
    @petebasgen 4 года назад +852

    FINALLY Michelle becomes the fully fledged starring character she was always meant to be.

  • @c0medy
    @c0medy 4 года назад +420

    Matty is like the father I never had that always shows up on Wednesdays with the coolest toys but you don't know if the toys are gonna end up hurting you or not.

    • @Cloobornius
      @Cloobornius 4 года назад +1

      Everyone other Wednesday speedway jones, not a perfect dad _Yet_

    • @Tripp502
      @Tripp502 4 года назад +9

      My day ended really shitty. I worked 16 hours at a desk on night shift and got pulled over and ticketed when I was less than a mile from home. Then I saw this video and it got less shitty. Then I realized my mandatory court date is the same day my in-laws fly in to see my wife for her birthday. Now I no longer have to be stuck in a terrible 4 hour long car ride to listen to my father in law question all my life choices. AND it gets me out of a month long training exercise located in the deserts of satans asshole. And then I realized 1:54 into the video I need to pause and express that this man is deserves 5 mill not 500k 🙌🏻

    • @c0medy
      @c0medy 4 года назад +1

      @@Tripp502 That's great to hear man, hang in there! You got this.

    • @c0medy
      @c0medy 4 года назад

      @@Cloobornius hahahaha great point dude, almost perfect!

    • @Cloobornius
      @Cloobornius 4 года назад

      Nate Fiala damn Nate, God bless brother

  • @chipskylark172
    @chipskylark172 4 года назад +351

    Mattys face when he’s behind the camera when Michelle is talking about him gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @mongoosethe
    @mongoosethe 3 года назад +10

    The chord change paired with the "always when frying at home" just kills me everytime. Masterclass editing

  • @patrickthefoodie553
    @patrickthefoodie553 4 года назад +696

    this "cooking" "show" gets weirder and weirder

    • @geemail369
      @geemail369 4 года назад +5

      gotta luv it!

    • @Mrcrisu8
      @Mrcrisu8 4 года назад +14

      better and better *

    • @OjibweMaster
      @OjibweMaster 4 года назад

      Don’t do drugs people...

    • @Sunshine-tg7lx
      @Sunshine-tg7lx 4 года назад +3

      They don’t take Themselves or cooking show seriously. It’s all about making cooking approachable, easy to follow, and good food.

    • @Novacification
      @Novacification 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, was gonna say... I don't have a clue what the fuck is going on anymore but somehow it gets better and better!

  • @paulak.6805
    @paulak.6805 4 года назад +201

    The level of chaotic energy in this episode is out of this world

  • @Wild111
    @Wild111 4 года назад +342

    At this point I think we all agree the final episode is going to be basically a 20 minute cooking version of _The Shining_

    • @driverdave7846
      @driverdave7846 4 года назад

      Don't do it!?

    • @justinm6110
      @justinm6110 4 года назад

      final episode ... why is he terminally ill or something?? He get a better gig then us ??

  • @rachelbhall
    @rachelbhall 3 года назад +9

    You guys bring me genuine joy and life into my day. Thank you for being a bright beautiful light in the world. I love you guys!

  • @stevejeffries2571
    @stevejeffries2571 4 года назад +305

    Matty looks like my long lost son!! But I didn't have sex until I was 40. Cheers from Detroit!!

  • @jm2437
    @jm2437 4 года назад +1530

    This show is like being on a mild dose of acid.

    • @danielgardiner2188
      @danielgardiner2188 4 года назад +70

      Makes me want to start microdosing chicken fried steaks

    • @ericwalkr910
      @ericwalkr910 4 года назад +3

      @@danielgardiner2188 best answer ever lol

    • @apresskidougal
      @apresskidougal 4 года назад +1

      mild..

    • @ronschlorff7089
      @ronschlorff7089 4 года назад +2

      like concentrated HCL (that's Hydrochloric Acid for those who failed high school chemistry) in the eyes do you mean??

    • @AvantuPL
      @AvantuPL 4 года назад

      You think where they got the name from :D

  • @DocturWafflez
    @DocturWafflez 4 года назад +851

    Matty’s outfit looks like he’s a Disney land train conductor before they started drug testing.

  • @gcoutdoors904
    @gcoutdoors904 3 года назад +54

    I wanna see Matty at an actual restaurant during a dinner rush. Be cool to see him get serious

    • @efebrahim
      @efebrahim 3 года назад +10

      omg chefs dig him cuz hes just like a normal Good head chef. he reminds me of my good friend Yuri at scandic star in stockholm, just more together and with better teeth.

    • @TI2oLLoL
      @TI2oLLoL 2 года назад +1

      Pretty sure he has full staff at Parts and Labour.

  • @steezereid
    @steezereid 4 года назад +233

    Michelle - you’re a star. Stylin your way into our hearts

    • @andreahighsides7756
      @andreahighsides7756 4 года назад

      Reid Norton tbh I like her more than matty xD

    • @justindecker9557
      @justindecker9557 4 года назад

      There a huge closet trump supporter just dying to come out of Matty

    • @karlylynn4676
      @karlylynn4676 4 года назад

      I wish I'd written this!!!!

  • @xDooksx
    @xDooksx 4 года назад +417

    I think this series should win an award or something..

    • @SleeperNO
      @SleeperNO 3 года назад +2

      If not ALL of them!

  • @SS_DT
    @SS_DT 4 года назад +564

    I feel like Michelle probably deeply appreciated the noodling episode of It’s Alive more than anyone. Just 40 minutes of watching Matty suffer while she cackles like a maniac.

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 4 года назад

      That would be me like me watching the maple leafs in the playoffs, it rarely happens and I make fun all the way :)

    • @cindari
      @cindari 4 года назад +8

      The noodling episode was pure magic. Brad and Matty together is an explosion of crazy unmedicated fun.

    • @jimkannasto6321
      @jimkannasto6321 4 года назад

      TheCrazyCanuck420 jjjj NY

    • @jamescosgrove6680
      @jamescosgrove6680 4 года назад +2

      EZEKIEL!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tripp1317
    @tripp1317 4 года назад +7

    Hey Matty,
    Thanks for being such a awesome guy! Ive been watching you ever since on VICE. You make the best cooking shows ever and enspire younger "chefs/cooks" to even watch not only watch a cooking show but get them to be bad ass in the kitchen. Keep on keepin brother!

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад

      Inspire* but yeah I agree. He’s a legend.

  • @Rosk03
    @Rosk03 4 года назад +70

    Michelle is the STAR of this show. Her reactions put everything into context. The Ying, to your Yang Matty ! Awesome content dude

  • @straitpepperdiet
    @straitpepperdiet 4 года назад +443

    I’ve watched every episode and made zero of the dishes.

    • @smooth4553
      @smooth4553 4 года назад +22

      This might mean you value your health, but not your mental health

    • @glenovovich
      @glenovovich 4 года назад +10

      dude, me too. LET'S BOIL SOME MEATS BOIS!

    • @HeyItsMrE
      @HeyItsMrE 4 года назад +12

      You bros ain't doinkin'.

    • @bigdaddypoco7890
      @bigdaddypoco7890 4 года назад

      Saame

    • @11219tt
      @11219tt 4 года назад +2

      I made pollo verde soup. It was good

  • @hec05
    @hec05 4 года назад +223

    Michelle was right about the outfits. Matty is a legend when it comes to style

    • @rebeccacable6607
      @rebeccacable6607 4 года назад +2

      Matty dresses like my hippie stepdad, he was cray cray like Matty as well. As a teenager I was always mortified when ol stepdad showed up in all his hippie glory to pick me up after school lol

    • @Fran-dl5ju
      @Fran-dl5ju 4 года назад +2

      He's the best dressed cook, literally the only one with some swag

    • @NoBullsh_t
      @NoBullsh_t 11 месяцев назад

      His Grateful Dead shirts rock..

  • @laurenharrell5593
    @laurenharrell5593 4 года назад +4

    I love you Matty. I wish we had more people like you in the world. Thank you for your content. It makes me happy.

  • @ph1ll1ngood
    @ph1ll1ngood 4 года назад +872

    When Michelle is going off and Matty’s holding that stringy dusted steak... I literally cried laughing

  • @dankdegl612
    @dankdegl612 4 года назад +170

    I love the wholesome chaotic energy that is Matty
    He looks like the most hardcore tattooed guy but his personality is like a marshmallow.
    He's basically a really hardcore burned marshmallow that everyone loves

    • @livecubefully
      @livecubefully 4 года назад +1

      He's been a little to close to the fire... now all he knows is wholesome to the core

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 4 года назад +1

      He talks like he'd type with CAPS LOCK ON ALWAYS. I love it.

  • @LittleMur410
    @LittleMur410 4 года назад +172

    "Be careful while frying" as he lays the steak in the oil towards himself xD

  • @johnstrauch4481
    @johnstrauch4481 3 года назад +13

    Without a doubt the hardest I’ve laughed in a while when you pulled the meat up and it looked like tangled battered tube socks. Thank you 😊

  • @dongogerty3766
    @dongogerty3766 4 года назад +174

    after watching this, michelle's bun is hiding a halo the size of the sun under there. we appreciate you, sweet, overworked angel :)

  • @PokeAlotaSmot420
    @PokeAlotaSmot420 4 года назад +196

    Michelle is giving off a vibe that reminds me of Jack Nicholson in "The Shining". love it! lol

    • @MattBonobo
      @MattBonobo 4 года назад

      more like shelley duvall

  • @melancholybrocoli9868
    @melancholybrocoli9868 4 года назад +271

    The wholesome indie music is really the cherry on top of the fever dream that is this show

    • @austinh6540
      @austinh6540 4 года назад +1

      Truth

    • @nolantaylor863
      @nolantaylor863 4 года назад +12

      What’s the song that plays at the end?

    • @nolantaylor863
      @nolantaylor863 4 года назад +4

      What’s the song that plays at the end?

    • @FatherDragon867
      @FatherDragon867 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Zzxpgy0o4rU/видео.html. Gets good around 1:57

    • @HalfOfKyle
      @HalfOfKyle 4 года назад +5

      us.audionetwork.com/browse/m/track/wild-bill-jones_145797 I think this is it! I didn’t see the artist’s name though..

  • @DrhoneydewPharmD
    @DrhoneydewPharmD 2 года назад +1

    Watching this again is like meeting an old friend for drinks, but then being told that friend is about to die from cancer and I’ll never see them again. Warms my heart, then drags it.

  • @chriscarrillo936
    @chriscarrillo936 4 года назад +98

    When Matty listens to his best friend talk, his smile is so wholesome. Look in his eyes when he takes a bite of his food, you can tell that the culmination of his entire life is worth it to him, and it's pure passion. Great video, guys. All credit goes to Matty.

    • @baby6cakes23
      @baby6cakes23 4 года назад +1

      Chris Carrillo this comment made me cry 😭

  • @GamerX1210
    @GamerX1210 4 года назад +905

    This show is literally just a look into a man’s slow descent into madness.

    • @GoneApe47
      @GoneApe47 4 года назад +9

      Don't listen to these Schmose @Matty Matheson You are thriving

    • @itcangetbetter
      @itcangetbetter 4 года назад +6

      Dude isn't descending. This is just Matty. He hasn't changed

    • @fatpen9731
      @fatpen9731 4 года назад +9

      Dude has always been like that. That's why we love him.

    • @mattberg6816
      @mattberg6816 4 года назад +4

      He’s literally never been anything other than himself

    • @thewerd1982
      @thewerd1982 4 года назад

      Fatocalypse Now

  • @omarornhauksson8767
    @omarornhauksson8767 4 года назад +158

    One minute in and I'm loving this shit already. Just had to pause and type that. The rest might be shit, I don't know. I hope not!

  • @Byjaygomez
    @Byjaygomez 4 года назад +11

    Dude this episode is by far the funniest I’m actually crying

  • @wadelilim2565
    @wadelilim2565 4 года назад +84

    I laughed for like a solid minute at Matty holding up the mangled steak pre-cooking.

  • @gretchman
    @gretchman 4 года назад +332

    Matty Matheson: Thickest "quarter-inch" steaks in the game

    • @PhillipCummingsUSA
      @PhillipCummingsUSA 4 года назад +3

      yeah, those were probably an inch

    • @ShamelessJames
      @ShamelessJames 4 года назад +2

      Quarter inch is the end goal when pounding out the steak silly. Not what you start at.

    • @TokesNLiq
      @TokesNLiq 4 года назад

      beat me too it

    • @Extort713
      @Extort713 4 года назад

      Fuck made me spit my drink on that one

    • @DustinB1978
      @DustinB1978 4 года назад

      well you now know that his wife is never under served.

  • @MutatedMae
    @MutatedMae 4 года назад +184

    Finally a focus on the real MVP of Just A Dash: Michelle.

  • @christopherleblanc3687
    @christopherleblanc3687 4 года назад +3

    Every episode is an experience. Not much can prepare you for what is coming and the roller coaster of emotions is worth subbing and coming back for more.
    Oh, and he cooks food. That happens too.
    Thank you Matty. Thank you Michelle. Thank you crew.

  • @k1mpman
    @k1mpman 4 года назад +209

    i just found this channel, what the hell is going on

    • @lavishlyDecorated
      @lavishlyDecorated 3 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @rjrudder
      @rjrudder 3 года назад +5

      Magic. Magic in every episode.

    • @rekkAdvA
      @rekkAdvA 3 года назад +8

      Just enjoy the ride brother.

    • @cianhanlon646
      @cianhanlon646 3 года назад +1

      I wish I was you, you are in for a treat

    • @gataojlb
      @gataojlb 3 года назад

      They save lives!!!

  • @edwardcorvinus666
    @edwardcorvinus666 4 года назад +40

    Without Michelle matty would fall apart like his steak did, so thankyou Michelle we love you too and matty you know your the greatest remind me again who Gordon Ramsay is ?

  • @chaodck
    @chaodck 4 года назад +87

    The Love for Michelle grows exponencially with each appearance.

  • @mikeyhowmuch7962
    @mikeyhowmuch7962 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love you Matty and loving Cookin Something. But Just a Dash is your masterpiece

  • @roundedpegasus5647
    @roundedpegasus5647 4 года назад +123

    Omg Michelle is around Matty so much she even talks like him lol

    • @roundedpegasus5647
      @roundedpegasus5647 4 года назад

      He also forgot the glass to drink the gravy from while you eat

  • @dariuszkaa
    @dariuszkaa 4 года назад +113

    michelle got that nice "how tf did i end here" look. love it

  • @micahwinters7021
    @micahwinters7021 4 года назад +228

    Michelle: do want curly parsley?
    Matty: No, why would I put anything green on this plate?!

  • @jeremycompean1309
    @jeremycompean1309 3 года назад +2

    You make my day. Your transparency and authenticity comes through like a good ice cream cone. Minus the ice cream, just the cone…

  • @princephrog
    @princephrog 4 года назад +134

    I'm trying to figure out if this was a cooking segment disguised as a performace piece, or a cry for help.

    • @chaodck
      @chaodck 4 года назад +2

      @Top Dawg Por qué no los dos?

  • @TheLukazade137
    @TheLukazade137 4 года назад +210

    I dunno why but for like a minute of matty dressing the steak I fully lost my head and starting pissing my sides, everytime he held up the ratty looking steak covering in egg and flour

    • @ThatChickKim
      @ThatChickKim 4 года назад +7

      He fucked that steak UP lol!

    • @ExtremeUnction1988
      @ExtremeUnction1988 4 года назад +3

      SAME! And the horror music! Lost it completely.

    • @xMindPrintsx
      @xMindPrintsx 4 года назад +1

      Same!

    • @shewbert
      @shewbert 4 года назад +1

      omg me too1 it felt so good to laugh that hard, I honestly don't think I've laughed that hard in a while!

    • @shxxty9344
      @shxxty9344 3 года назад

      Its phenomenal, for a moment all worldly problems were gone and life was good just in that moment

  • @Ki11s0n3
    @Ki11s0n3 4 года назад +59

    Michelle brightens up every video.

  • @johnsheehan977
    @johnsheehan977 4 года назад +10

    I love Matty he always dresses like he's going fishing.lol.🤣😂

  • @kakarotto3
    @kakarotto3 4 года назад +82

    I guess Matty is the food, 'cause Michelle makin' him look good.

  • @rogzzz1
    @rogzzz1 4 года назад +71

    Michelle has serious aubrey plaza vibes goin on and it's making it move

  • @OdarkarcherO
    @OdarkarcherO 4 года назад +26

    I love how the show is becoming more and more of a documentary OF the show. It's nice, it *Just A Dash* of backstory. Please keep it up.

  • @PaulyWalnutts
    @PaulyWalnutts 4 года назад

    Hey Matty....I’m recovering from surgery to remove a tumor mass from my cheek and stumbled across your channel. You have made my recovery a much better experience. I have subbed you channel and watched many episodes. Can’t wait until I can eat some normal fucking food and start trying to prepare some of your awesome recipes Keep on keeping on pal!

  • @zacharybear2138
    @zacharybear2138 4 года назад +109

    As soon as he mentioned hot sauce, I had flashbacks to all those Cholula Munchies episodes. Yikes.

    • @edress
      @edress 4 года назад +4

      🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @raizriyaz
      @raizriyaz 4 года назад +6

      zachary bear only the ogs know

    • @whitetornadodk
      @whitetornadodk 4 года назад

      I'm sure that was a reference to that :D

    • @joegunbie938
      @joegunbie938 4 года назад +4

      half a bottle of CHOLUUULLAAAAA

    • @georgedudleysashtray3860
      @georgedudleysashtray3860 4 года назад

      Those pizza pockets were probably good but Jesus were they a mess

  • @hrishavmishra7213
    @hrishavmishra7213 4 года назад +188

    The reason I like matty, is because he doesn't edit out the mistakes and that is really nice

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 4 года назад +5

      There are sometimes literal hours edited out. You're delusional. Theyre just good about knowing what quirks to keep in for added character

    • @hrishavmishra7213
      @hrishavmishra7213 4 года назад +5

      @@phillystevesteak6982 How does it feel to burst my bubble?

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 4 года назад +2

      @@hrishavmishra7213 I'm truly sorry for your loss.

    • @tori12345ize
      @tori12345ize 4 года назад +3

      that's why the show is so good!

    • @RooiKonung
      @RooiKonung 4 года назад

      @@phillystevesteak6982 delusional? kaknaai

  • @jakeblanchard2083
    @jakeblanchard2083 4 года назад +52

    18:50 “that’s me, beb” sounds like Matty’s been hanging out with brad from the ole BA test kitchen lol

  • @Sometimes_Always
    @Sometimes_Always 3 года назад +5

    Michelle needs to do more Matty impressions... The people have spoken and we want it!

  • @dozer1642
    @dozer1642 4 года назад +32

    That plate was the most beautiful meal I’ve ever seen.
    Since I’m down here in the basement...
    Michelle, you are amazing. Matty, you are cool too.

  • @JosephMeadowsProfile
    @JosephMeadowsProfile 4 года назад +144

    Michelle MADE this episode. Absolutely brilliant! She’s perfect.

  • @aVeryTallGeese
    @aVeryTallGeese 4 года назад +156

    Song is: Nathaniel Bowles, Pablo Love, Campbell Browning -- Wild Bill Jones.
    That took too much effort. Still worth it.

    • @DreamCraft1000
      @DreamCraft1000 4 года назад +1

      Heard about shazam?

    • @cphillips123
      @cphillips123 4 года назад +3

      @Riley Hansen- Thanks Riley. I knew it sounded like more instruments than just Charlie Parr's version.

    • @Alyeh
      @Alyeh 4 года назад +4

      thanks a lot, i was trying to find the music for a while! :)

    • @aVeryTallGeese
      @aVeryTallGeese 4 года назад +1

      @@DreamCraft1000 tried Shazam several times -- too much ambient noise in the video for it to pick up. However, maybe I just had bad luck.

    • @richardpineda5775
      @richardpineda5775 4 года назад +2

      Your a god amongst men

  • @stevensonbenoit7354
    @stevensonbenoit7354 3 года назад +11

    Died laughing on this episode. Matty you’re the best. Also, background music definitely makes it even funnier.

  • @keithkekezwa6868
    @keithkekezwa6868 4 года назад +45

    "Just one clap, that's for our White Balance"... I'm crying

  • @Daniramicus
    @Daniramicus 4 года назад +69

    I love the existential crisis segment of every episode

    • @Grom-rl8bm
      @Grom-rl8bm 4 года назад +3

      So the whole episode?

  • @backslash75
    @backslash75 4 года назад +82

    "just one clap... that's for our white balance" made me laugh more than it should've

    • @aleclim7676
      @aleclim7676 4 года назад

      And we aint even on an airplane 😂

  • @bryanconway4585
    @bryanconway4585 2 года назад +2

    You're one of the funniest chefs I have ever watched on RUclips. You make me laugh every video!! Love you Matty

  • @micaylabirondo836
    @micaylabirondo836 4 года назад +34

    Michelle's hair is everything I am right now. Her face? I could write a poem about it. The title would be "Sarcasm Is My Spirit Animal." 🤣

  • @daget34
    @daget34 4 года назад +76

    starts at min 11:24
    Lyrics
    (Verse)
    "We are going to scooch Zone.
    Out of my life
    Scooching through the world
    night after night"
    (repeat until dementia completely sets in)

    • @bill-un5zg
      @bill-un5zg 3 года назад +1

      Is this an actual song??

    • @zach5539
      @zach5539 3 года назад +1

      NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!!

  • @spraetter
    @spraetter 4 года назад +32

    This is, for sure, some of the most well-edited content on RUclips.

  • @IzzyWoodz
    @IzzyWoodz 3 года назад +4

    “Everyone’s gonna be fucking doinking bro” Matty is so inspiring🤣

  • @turd__ferguson
    @turd__ferguson 4 года назад +37

    16:59 watching matty stack up the perfect bite with this music in the background is like the perfect ending to this episode my god i feel like i’m in a cracker barrel

  • @smarshin
    @smarshin 4 года назад +140

    My mom used to make "steak fingers" when I was a kid. Sounds so appetizing, but she'd cut deer meat into strips and then do the flour and egg and fry, they were so bomb. Your meat shreds reminded me of them.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 3 года назад +5

      Well is it appetizing or not? Steak fingers sounds pretty delicious if you ask me.
      Ok, then again, I'm used to foods being called Dead Grandma or Poor Knight.

    • @zoeyredmond5501
      @zoeyredmond5501 3 года назад +2

      @@blueshell292 wtf?

    • @FloriFarfisa
      @FloriFarfisa 3 года назад +5

      @@zoeyredmond5501 Germany

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 года назад +1

      @@blueshell292 oh a fellow german!

  • @CrunchiBox
    @CrunchiBox 4 года назад +72

    When Michelle acted like Matty I lost like a third of my life energy

  • @timdixon3391
    @timdixon3391 4 года назад +2

    I seriously hope I don't outlive Matty. He is so funny and genuine. I mean, I don't want him inside me or nothin' but I would seriously cry if anything happened to this baby angel man

  • @nicktheanticlause1313
    @nicktheanticlause1313 4 года назад +206

    Now that Michelle has gone full Stockholm and helped provide a "proof of life" so her family and the cops quit harassing Matty, can we get more of her in the episodes?

  • @squeedum4893
    @squeedum4893 4 года назад +74

    This show gets more Kurtz's journey into the heart of darkness with each episode. GO FURTHER INTO THE ABYSS, MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @youknewmyname
      @youknewmyname 4 года назад +1

      go further into the arbys, matty

    • @MrZingaling
      @MrZingaling 4 года назад +4

      I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

  • @IeshiAke
    @IeshiAke 4 года назад +124

    It's like Matty is making a group project, but he's the whole group

    • @joshevans5127
      @joshevans5127 4 года назад +6

      he is simultaneously the slacker and the type A nerd dude, except he switches from existential dread to bubbly confidence from shot to shot

    • @greysonberndt6548
      @greysonberndt6548 4 года назад +6

      michelle is the mom who takes matty to staples at 9:30pm the night before it's due to buy a poster board because matty waited to the last minute to tell her he needed one

    • @enoch3528
      @enoch3528 4 года назад

      @@greysonberndt6548 AHHAHAHAHA

  • @emvdm4268
    @emvdm4268 2 года назад +1

    just a dash is one of those youtube series that i just always keep coming back to

  • @No-wayjose0
    @No-wayjose0 4 года назад +92

    Instructions unclear. I have fallen hopelessly in love with michelle.

  • @Soloherman
    @Soloherman 4 года назад +74

    "WHAT THE F*&^ IS THIS GUY DOING, YOU DON"T MAKE CHICKEN FRIED STEAK OUT OF RIBEYE"...................... Love ya MM!!

  • @lvdovicvs
    @lvdovicvs 4 года назад +20

    There's music going, and someone talking, maybe two people at once, and there's cooking happening, and genuine affection. Kind of like when you put chicken-fried steak and mashed taters and corn all one the fork at the same time and it's all great.

  • @FrashOnTV
    @FrashOnTV 3 года назад +2

    That’s the most wholesome ending to a cooking show I’ve ever watched