Christmas Goose & Pecan Pie with Chef Rang | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S2 EP5
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
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RECIPES
Christmas Goose with Roast Root Vegetables and Gravy
Ingredients:
1 10 lb goose, neck, liver and giblets removed
2 carrots, roughly chopped
2 leeks, green removed, roughly chopped
2 celery stalks, roughly chopped
5 shallot, peeled
1 celery root, peeled and cut into wedges
2 cups baby potatoes
5 sprigs thyme
1 bunch sage
Salt and pepper
5 garlic cloves, peeled smashed
1/2 onion, finely chopped
2 tbsp all purpose flour
2 cups chicken stock
2 tbsp soy sauce
3 tbsp ketchup
1 tsp poultry seasoning
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 375F
2. Remove excess fat from the goose around the base of the cavity then roughly chop.
3. Place the carrot, leek, celery, shallot, celery root, and potatoes in a baking dish with the goose neck, giblets, liver and chopped goose fat.
4. Pick the leaves from half the thyme sprigs and chop half the sage and scatter over vegetables
5. Place a resting rack over the baking dish then place the goose on the rack breast side up.
6. Generously season bird with salt and pepper. Place remaining sage and thyme in the cavity of the goose along with the smashed garlic cloves.
7. Roast in the oven until vegetables are tender and the goose is cooked through, about 1hr 15 minutes
8. Remove from oven. Tip the goose, cavity side down, over a sauce pan to catch the cooking juices that remain in the goose. Set goose aside to rest.
9. Using a slotted spoon remove vegetables and place in a serving dish. Pour the remaining fat into a receptacle for a later use.
10. Scrape the residual juices from the baking dish into a medium saucepan along with about 3 tablespoons of goose fat.
11. Heat the saucepan over medium.
12. Place the goose neck, liver, heart, and the thyme sprigs in the sauce pan.
13. Stir in flour and chicken stock then increase heat to high and let mixture come to a boil.
14. Reduce heat back to medium to simmer then add in soy sauce, ketchup and poultry seasoning
15. Continue to simmer until mixture is thick enough to coat a spoon, about 5 minutes.
16. Pass gravy through a fine mesh sieve and discard bits left in the sieve.
17. Once goose has rested, carve and serve with root vegetables and gravy.
Pecan Pie
Ingredients:
For the pie crust:
150g all purpose flour
3 tbsp sugar
1/2 tsp salt
115g butter
2 tbsp lemon juice
1-2 tbsp ice water
For the filling
3 eggs
2/3 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup butter, melted and cooled
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/3 cup corn syrup
1 1/2 cups chopped pecans
salt
Directions:
1. Cube butter into 1 inch pieces and place in the freezer until frozen, about 30 minutes
2. Place flour, sugar and salt in food processor and pulse to combine.
3. Add in butter and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse sand.
4. While the processor is running add in the lemon juice and water. The dough should form into a ball in the food processor. Continue to add 1 tablespoon of water at a time until a ball forms.
5. Remove dough from food processor and form into a disc. Wrap with plastic and let rest in the fridge for minimum 30 minutes or up to 3 days.
6. Roll out dough between two pieces of parchment paper into a 10 1/2 inch round
7. Press dough into the bottom and along the sides of a 9-inch tart pan. Trim the overhang then refrigerate for 30 minutes before filling and baking.
8. Preheat oven to 375F.
9. Meanwhile make the filling by whisking the eggs and brown sugar in a large bowl.
10. Pour in the melted butter, maple syrup and corn syrup and stir until combined.
11. Stir in the chopped pecans.
12. Place the chilled tart shell on a baking sheet. Carefully pour in the filling, sprinkle with salt then bake in oven for 30 minutes.
13. Let cool for 30 minutes before serving.
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we love you all !!! Michelle you look delicious
Matty boy, what kind of roasting pan was that?
Rang,what a kang
I will waste a wish on him I guess.
rang is a legend
So are you mate!
facts
*Master
Rang is Master
That is an understatement
The world needs a Matty and Rang series.
Omg. Yesss...please... *sobs in 2020*
Agreed
Nothing could be better. No matter what I’m lmao 😂 The Exorcist is his favorite Christmas movie. Mine too, pretty true when you’re dealing with family during holidays. 🤣
Fck yes, I'm with this!
MattaRang Master Class.
That's a goose not a duck. Rang: "same people"
This video is poultry racist.
Matty:
“You can’t say that”
Rang:
“Oh sorry”
Lowkey asian roast
Rang's getting cancelled. Sad :(
All Goose look same to me
“I don’t even know my birthday” Rang is the shit
Aw man dudes hilarious
I lost my shit when he said that 🤣
That cold open with Rang smoking, then dryly saying “Goddamn Christmas” belongs in TV hall of fame. That was pure brilliance.
This whole episode is a masterpiece. A master Rang piece.
Lol I thought they might have been going for an apocalypse now thing and have him say “christmas.....shit....I’m still in christmas season.”
Best episode ever
Relax. "Pure Brilliance" is a bit of a stretch.
100% chance Rang is a cannibal.
Well that explains his Christmas movie selection..
What do you think happened once they ran out of food on the boat from Vietnam
His favorites are hands and tools
Must be why he was so cagey about what he would eat for Christmas dinner.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Rang: “Fat, love, equals sex”
Matty: nods in agreement
I love that Rang is still in mentor mode and quizzes Matty throughout the episode
I don't think that kind of student and teacher really goes away.
Matty:
Michelle:
Sound guy:
Chef Rang: Thank you!
Missed Master Rang so bad, the dynamic duo is back!
Ditto. He is hilarious
Hell yah bro! Fucking Master Rang is an OG!
Bro look up dead set on life. I think they've been making episodes but I've never seen some. One was just released in Vietnam
@@cboobie thats just the free releases there are 3 seasons out already
They really need a show together. I mean REALLY...
RANG: "DUCK AND GOOSE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE" ME: DECEASED
Good try
Still coming back to this Christmas episode even though 2 years have passed. Just a dash is the best and there's no one better than Rang
The editing team needs a BIG raise. Right now. And Chef Rang needs a birthday.
Right that kinda broke my heart. Imagine not knowing :/ that’s some sad stuff
@@poorricodownbad it makes sense considering Rang's past history
“I don’t even know my birthday”.
They don't keep track lol
He was adopted
@@kevinmcmahon3827 doesn't matter anyway. They don't keep track. They go by year.
Best moment of the whole vid
That's how u know u came from nothing
"the whole house is gonna smell like weed, I like the smell of weed..."💀😭RANG IS THE 🐏
The fact that Rang's Christmas movie go to is The Exorcist is so freaking hilarious....I was in absolute tears during this episode.
I love how chef Rang makes Matty look pretty sane
LMAO! He scares me.
Matty looks like an obnoxious friend who bombards you with BS for fun and it's harmless.
Then Rang looks like he'll eat your dog for suggesting he should eat something other than what he's used to eating.
Not only does chef Rang not know his birthday, he had to name himself.
He changed his own diapers and wiped his ass too
Legend says that he wasnt even born from a mother, he just started materialising from thin air above an empty baby hospital bed
I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say we definitely need a fulltime Matty and Rang show. These are always the best to watch
Am I the only one who’s watched this multiple times? I mean, like more than 5 times?
I watch it every time it comes up at my feed
14 even not at Xmas.
I've downloaded exorist
I watch this about every two months to help me with my depression.
Matty and Rang are a natural antidepressant
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Anyone else involuntarily yell “MICHELLE!” when things go sideways in the kitchen?
Yep, constantly.
Or like ever, yeah.
Fuckin love Michelle
Yep sure do.
YUP
Chef Rang wearing half a Santa costume while smoking a cigarette is what I aspire to.
Dan Akryod eating stolen buffet salmon in Santa drag = perfection.
One day, we can see Rang & Akryod being slovenly together.
the little exorcist noises that spontaneously stop 😂😂😂
Matty and Rang is like Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. They make the show complete.
You almost had it. It's more like Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.
Holy shit, the editing just gets better and better..
It's like a fevery acid flashback lol I genuinely got uncomfortable a few episodes ago cause of the editing lmao fucking legends
I've commented on the editing a few times. I have no idea how to do it, but you can tell how much work has gone into it. Fuckin' hilarious everytime.
Yes, it's good. But the constant fawning over it is insufferable.
I actually came to the comments to see if the opposite was being said-because I cannot stand this style of editing. I’m not saying it’s bad; it’s executed well here and in all of his recent videos. I know it’s really trendy right now, because it works. I just don’t think it works for Matty. Matty is the living, breathing human representation of fancy editing. He’s camera magic. Shoot the kid and let him do his thing. Please stop.
They need an award of some sort. The editing is amazing
"Yellow people not Santa? Have to be White people??" Rang, I felt that.
“Touch it like this? I know it’s cook.” Legendary chef skills right there.
LOL!!! “want a little bit of gravy?” ... “little bit? I wanna swim in it baaybee.” lol.
"Several elves acting as one"
"Fat & Love = Sex"
"I want you for Christmas"
"He makes comments on my fitness posts"
"This is the greatest cooking show of all time"
Just some great lines that make this a freaking Quality show.
i died at the several elves joke haha that's when i knew we were in for a treat
You forgot, "touch it like this, then I know is cook."
"Come inside my mouth"
Matty: "How good is it?"
Rang: "So good I don't wanna talk about it."
Lelelegendaaary!
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
*PUT THAT ON A SHIRT*
Epic!
This is just a ketamine fuelled fever dream manifested into a video
1:30 Matty: “I’m santa”
Rang: “yellow people not santa? has to be white people?”
Matty: “... ok you can be Santa :(“
Hey Matty, today was a really tough day and I didn’t feel like smiling. But then you came. Thanks for cheering me up and bringing so much positivity to the world ❤️
On my worst days I actively seek out stand up comedy so I'm forced to laugh. It helps shift my perspective a bit so I can get off on the right foot
@@BoolyK laughing is the best medicine for a reason:)
Sorry you had a bad day, glad your feeling a bit better!
@@mickey7217 Thx a lot, very nice of you!
come
Whomever edits theses videos deserves a god damn oscar.
Micheeeeelle!
this is as close as we will ever get to the great french auteures.
*Matty holds up potato*: "Look at that potato. *Whispers* Look at that potato. How good is that?
Rang: So good, I don't wanna talk about it.
I almost choke on my peanut butter sandwich when this came up XD
Chef Rang: “Come in my mouth”
Matty: O.o “come in my mouth”
Michelle in the back: *looks at them both in confusion and distress*
Fucking love this show thank you for the greatest entertainment cooking has to offer! 💝🙏🏻
Michelle: "He makes comments on my fitness posts."
Matty: 👁👄👁
Rang: 👁👄👁
Me: 💀
When god makes you an old Viet man to not bask in the space society provides for your particular urges would be disrespectful of the good, if unfinished, work that we as the world have done.
Also, agent orange excuses all non-physical lechery for a few more generations.
Yeah cause Matty definitely don't know what a workout picture is look at him he's let himself go pretty bad
@@rikkcampbell8975 He’s just fine. Shut it.
I love that Matty filmed this in the middle of summer and didn't even draw the curtains to hide it.
haha, wearing a beater, sun burned AF
"Several elves acting as one" 😆💀
This episode deserves an Emmy or whatever its RUclips award equivalent. Matty and Rang’s rapport is something else and how they were able to make that Christmas goose dish and pecan pie look delish amidst filmdom’s most yucky fx evil barf takes Olympic record grade creativity. Yoohoo!
"What yellow people cant be Santa, only white people can be santa" 💀💀💀💀
True story. Santa is orange dumb azz
I love how that's immediately followed up with "there's no fucking Vietnamese Christmas dinner" and gives gives Matty a judging look for assuming everyone celebrates christmas
Rang, "Why the F do have to yell all the f'ing time" LMAO
We can all agree that Matty and Rang are legendary together, but shout out to the video editing also. That shit was on point.
A year ago I found this video. A year later I’m back for more Christmas fun!
I think i speak for everyone when i say we want more Master Rang.
8:07 fun fact, when the actress in the exorcist fell, she actually did hurt her back. That was a real cry of pain.
Also this is by far my favorite episode of Just A Dash, Master Rang is my hero
👁👄👁
i was just thinking that was either the best acting ever, or more likely not acting at all, damn.
William Friedkin was a fucking lunatic - that film injured Linda Blair too apparently, and some crew have alleged that he'd fire guns on set to genuinely scare people.
You'd never get away with any of that today, and nor should you!
Rang "I like to smell weed"
Me too, homie, me too.
I THOUGHT HE SAID THAT😅😅😅😅 THATS AWESOME
Me three!
I can't stop laughing at this whole thing, you just have that perfect comedy sense for my brain, high or sober lmfao
I'd simp for Michelle.
And Rang too.
a-fucking-men
This is what healthy masculinity looks like.
wtf is wrong with you?
That's exactly what I thought when I heard about Rang liking Michelle's fitness posts.
Matty literally called his wife for the cleanup but i pardon him
@@richterigettoi5793 Michelle isn't his wife she works for him
@@Jeremycook_ shit, he still called a woman
7:48
Matty : “1/4 cup of butter”
Rang: “slowly whip it in”
Matty: .......“yes”
The friendship and chemistry between these 2 are so amazing and then I just die whenever Rang says f'ckin' (something)..... hahaha
I love how Rang is still quizzing is pupil after so many years. And how Matty still accepts that Rang is his teacher. these two are just amazing
I find it so wholesome whenever Chef Rang quiz Matty 😄
Why is the sound guy shirtless
Well this raises a lot of questions
Matty starting to look like a friend of the cartel
@@whencat4705 Just thinking this. His longish hair combed back with that chain is reallll 90s hitman
I'm guessing they shot this episode in the summer? I bet that barn they were shooting in was hot.
This has got to be one of my favorite episodes by far. Hands down your show is my favorite on RUclips. I can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
I love Matty and borderline cry from laughing at most of his episodes. I had to rewind so many times for this episode because I was laughing so much.
Michelle was looking extra fine in this episode *chefs kiss*
T h i c c and s m e x y
8:45 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
We need an entire series that's just Matty & Rang.... Legendary.
I watched this whole episode laughing the whole way. Fantastic
Rang doing his tongue impression from the exorcist at the beginning really caught me off guard! 🤣🤣🤣
Matty, I bought a goose at the Asian market last week for no reason. No reason at all. Didn't know they carried goose and just wanted it in my freezer for when I figured out how to cook it. And then you dropped this video right now and....I think it was meant to be. I think this is the first Christmas miracle I've ever experienced it. Thank you Matty. Thank you for making all my dreams come true. Thank you for making Christmas MEAN something.
I love you
Reply me with deets. I does is needs to know
I thought Matty was just born crazy... I didn't know his tutelage under Rang made him this way.
This was so good I watched it twice, and I’m sure I’ll be back again
I was right
Best cooking show episode ever. In the calendar for maximum share in Dec.
If they ever make another live action Avatar I want Rang to play the cabbages guy
And he gets the one cuss word
i second this
@@charlesgolden6771
"My fucking cabbages."
No change in facial expression at all.
"Who do we have here santa?"
".....Rang?"
i am literally deceased
I hope we have a chef Rang Xmas special this year - love the content
I fucking love how psychedelic this show is. Every episode is like I’m trippin’ ballz
Master Rang: "I didn't have Christmas when I grew up. I don't even know my birthday." LEGEND. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
this is amazing, don't even care about making Goose and Pecan Pie, just enjoy watching these guys :D
I think this is my favorite episode ever. Wonderfully simple approach for goose, I made such a mess with the four that I had tried (without a rack). Homemade pecan pie is a must (store bought usually is mostly goo and only a thin layer of pecan floating on top-lame). I like to use vanilla bean + brandy. Thank you for blending in the exorcist, you have added a happy finish to the emotional scarring I’ve had since my pre-teen years.
Love how they racially profiled goose and duck
I know! Matty's "You can't say that." sounded so sincere! XD
"How good is that?"
"So good I don't wanna talk about it"
so Rang just immediately became my new father figure
I need a whole Rang x Matty series 😎
So Michelle fitness posts are at? For research in getting fit.
Her ig
@@Maderasdesign What would be the link? For research.
instagram.com/michellerabin/?hl=en
the smile i have when i saw Master Rang on the thumbnail
ive watched this over a dozen times. a masterpiece
literally the best cooking episode all categories i've seen thus far.
Now THIS is the kind of batshit crazy I look forward to every other Wednesday!
“I don’t even know my birthday” best response to if you celebrate Christmas
This was AWESOME! Thank you. Please do this again and do more with Chef Rang! ❤
This is amazing!!!
The production value is off the charts. Thank you!!!
“I don’t even know my birthday”.
What a damn legend.
Literally lost my shit when Sound Guy didn't have a t-shirt on! Also Rang is the best, please bring him onto the show more! Food looked amazing as well!
This is a masterpiece from every possible point of view.... the editing is better than anything in the whole world.
Matty! Matty, Matty, Matty! Yess. I love this video. Not only have you inspired me to cook a Goose for Christmas, but you've inspired me to watch The Exorcist (one of my favorite movies) this festive season. I love this so much!
Master Rang: Come in my mouth.
That blank stare from Michelle after that line :)
I need a GIF of that whole exchange
Rang ads a perfect balance to this show, he is obviously the gravy
Rang's alignment is chaotic-good
17:16 is priceless Rang. What a way to finish off one of the best cooking shows I’ve seen in a long time.
Michelle is really cute in this one
"Can't go wrong with butt" - Rang
how this is one of the less popular/least viewed Just a Dash videos is beyond me... the editing and banter/topics of discussion in this video are absolutely elite content...
Ok, so I just finished this beauty of a show. This, THIS will be on my list for Christmas traditions to watch every year. You two are awesome together.
This was the greatest Christmas Special I have ever seen. Not even kidding.
Them casually feeding each other throughout the show is the best haha
this is literally one of the best videos I've ever seen. i cant express this in a way that matches my enthusiasm. The people who disliked this video are lost souls and I pray they will find their way soon
We need a matty and rang series... like once a week episodes... it would be huge