Christmas Goose & Pecan Pie with Chef Rang | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | S2 EP5

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
  • CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN STARTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!! CHRISTMAS GOOSE SO GOOD RANG DOESNT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!!! GOOSE FAT EQUALS LOVE EQUALS SEX!!!! KETCHUP AND SOY SAUCE IN GRAVY?!?!!? FESTIVE UMAMIIIIIII SANTA RANG SHOWS ME HIS FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE TIS THE FUCKING SEASON!!!! NEW EPISODE JUST A DASH OUT NOW!!! HO HO HO YOU FUCKING FREAKS ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE GO DOWN TO THE DIRT DOG BASEMENT AND LEAVE A COMMENT YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS BUY SOME MERCH PLEASE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
    Brought to you by: Ontario Creates
    RECIPES
    Christmas Goose with Roast Root Vegetables and Gravy
    Ingredients:
    1 10 lb goose, neck, liver and giblets removed
    2 carrots, roughly chopped
    2 leeks, green removed, roughly chopped
    2 celery stalks, roughly chopped
    5 shallot, peeled
    1 celery root, peeled and cut into wedges
    2 cups baby potatoes
    5 sprigs thyme
    1 bunch sage
    Salt and pepper
    5 garlic cloves, peeled smashed
    1/2 onion, finely chopped
    2 tbsp all purpose flour
    2 cups chicken stock
    2 tbsp soy sauce
    3 tbsp ketchup
    1 tsp poultry seasoning
    Directions:
    1. Preheat oven to 375F
    2. Remove excess fat from the goose around the base of the cavity then roughly chop.
    3. Place the carrot, leek, celery, shallot, celery root, and potatoes in a baking dish with the goose neck, giblets, liver and chopped goose fat.
    4. Pick the leaves from half the thyme sprigs and chop half the sage and scatter over vegetables
    5. Place a resting rack over the baking dish then place the goose on the rack breast side up.
    6. Generously season bird with salt and pepper. Place remaining sage and thyme in the cavity of the goose along with the smashed garlic cloves.
    7. Roast in the oven until vegetables are tender and the goose is cooked through, about 1hr 15 minutes
    8. Remove from oven. Tip the goose, cavity side down, over a sauce pan to catch the cooking juices that remain in the goose. Set goose aside to rest.
    9. Using a slotted spoon remove vegetables and place in a serving dish. Pour the remaining fat into a receptacle for a later use.
    10. Scrape the residual juices from the baking dish into a medium saucepan along with about 3 tablespoons of goose fat.
    11. Heat the saucepan over medium.
    12. Place the goose neck, liver, heart, and the thyme sprigs in the sauce pan.
    13. Stir in flour and chicken stock then increase heat to high and let mixture come to a boil.
    14. Reduce heat back to medium to simmer then add in soy sauce, ketchup and poultry seasoning
    15. Continue to simmer until mixture is thick enough to coat a spoon, about 5 minutes.
    16. Pass gravy through a fine mesh sieve and discard bits left in the sieve.
    17. Once goose has rested, carve and serve with root vegetables and gravy.
    Pecan Pie
    Ingredients:
    For the pie crust:
    150g all purpose flour
    3 tbsp sugar
    1/2 tsp salt
    115g butter
    2 tbsp lemon juice
    1-2 tbsp ice water
    For the filling
    3 eggs
    2/3 cup brown sugar
    1/4 cup butter, melted and cooled
    1/2 cup maple syrup
    1/3 cup corn syrup
    1 1/2 cups chopped pecans
    salt
    Directions:
    1. Cube butter into 1 inch pieces and place in the freezer until frozen, about 30 minutes
    2. Place flour, sugar and salt in food processor and pulse to combine.
    3. Add in butter and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse sand.
    4. While the processor is running add in the lemon juice and water. The dough should form into a ball in the food processor. Continue to add 1 tablespoon of water at a time until a ball forms.
    5. Remove dough from food processor and form into a disc. Wrap with plastic and let rest in the fridge for minimum 30 minutes or up to 3 days.
    6. Roll out dough between two pieces of parchment paper into a 10 1/2 inch round
    7. Press dough into the bottom and along the sides of a 9-inch tart pan. Trim the overhang then refrigerate for 30 minutes before filling and baking.
    8. Preheat oven to 375F.
    9. Meanwhile make the filling by whisking the eggs and brown sugar in a large bowl.
    10. Pour in the melted butter, maple syrup and corn syrup and stir until combined.
    11. Stir in the chopped pecans.
    12. Place the chilled tart shell on a baking sheet. Carefully pour in the filling, sprinkle with salt then bake in oven for 30 minutes.
    13. Let cool for 30 minutes before serving.
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  • @mattymatheson
    @mattymatheson  3 года назад +138

    NEW JUST A DASH MERCH JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!
    mattymatheson.store/collections/all

  • @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW
    @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW 3 года назад +3592

    rang is a legend

  • @xXDevinNaveauXx
    @xXDevinNaveauXx 3 года назад +1139

    The world needs a Matty and Rang series.

    • @cassandracarrington
      @cassandracarrington 3 года назад +6

      Omg. Yesss...please... *sobs in 2020*

    • @cpjaevel
      @cpjaevel 3 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @mandyg5444
      @mandyg5444 3 года назад +1

      Nothing could be better. No matter what I’m lmao 😂 The Exorcist is his favorite Christmas movie. Mine too, pretty true when you’re dealing with family during holidays. 🤣

    • @HeatherH80207
      @HeatherH80207 3 года назад

      Fck yes, I'm with this!

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +2

      MattaRang Master Class.

  • @nrobocop
    @nrobocop 3 года назад +915

    That's a goose not a duck. Rang: "same people"

  • @nicholasbrown1978
    @nicholasbrown1978 3 года назад +844

    “I don’t even know my birthday” Rang is the shit

  • @mwhawley
    @mwhawley 3 года назад +505

    That cold open with Rang smoking, then dryly saying “Goddamn Christmas” belongs in TV hall of fame. That was pure brilliance.
    This whole episode is a masterpiece. A master Rang piece.

    • @caglioso
      @caglioso 3 года назад

      Lol I thought they might have been going for an apocalypse now thing and have him say “christmas.....shit....I’m still in christmas season.”

    • @scallum
      @scallum 3 года назад

      Best episode ever

    • @romariohamid
      @romariohamid 3 года назад

      Relax. "Pure Brilliance" is a bit of a stretch.

  • @HandToolRescue
    @HandToolRescue 3 года назад +1962

    100% chance Rang is a cannibal.

    • @ethanb6584
      @ethanb6584 3 года назад +12

      Well that explains his Christmas movie selection..

    • @Clergy4Life
      @Clergy4Life 3 года назад +49

      What do you think happened once they ran out of food on the boat from Vietnam

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 3 года назад +6

      His favorites are hands and tools

    • @notsurt
      @notsurt 3 года назад +4

      Must be why he was so cagey about what he would eat for Christmas dinner.

    • @andyg629
      @andyg629 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah, for sure.

  • @ThePolishRifle
    @ThePolishRifle 3 года назад +411

    Rang: “Fat, love, equals sex”
    Matty: nods in agreement

  • @doihavetoputaname5689
    @doihavetoputaname5689 3 года назад +427

    I love that Rang is still in mentor mode and quizzes Matty throughout the episode

    • @TrevorRasmussen-lp3jb
      @TrevorRasmussen-lp3jb 9 месяцев назад

      I don't think that kind of student and teacher really goes away.

  • @naufalkusumah2192
    @naufalkusumah2192 3 года назад +611

    Matty:
    Michelle:
    Sound guy:
    Chef Rang: Thank you!

  • @TheWeazell
    @TheWeazell 3 года назад +804

    Missed Master Rang so bad, the dynamic duo is back!

    • @dpellek74
      @dpellek74 3 года назад +6

      Ditto. He is hilarious

    • @FlyOnAlbatross
      @FlyOnAlbatross 3 года назад +3

      Hell yah bro! Fucking Master Rang is an OG!

    • @cboobie
      @cboobie 3 года назад +1

      Bro look up dead set on life. I think they've been making episodes but I've never seen some. One was just released in Vietnam

    • @Frznwhrlpll
      @Frznwhrlpll 3 года назад

      @@cboobie thats just the free releases there are 3 seasons out already

    • @noiztrauma
      @noiztrauma 3 года назад +4

      They really need a show together. I mean REALLY...

  • @Conradportelli
    @Conradportelli 3 года назад +139

    RANG: "DUCK AND GOOSE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE" ME: DECEASED

  • @Jenn-ie5vf
    @Jenn-ie5vf Год назад +56

    Still coming back to this Christmas episode even though 2 years have passed. Just a dash is the best and there's no one better than Rang

  • @whatwouldtarado213
    @whatwouldtarado213 3 года назад +545

    The editing team needs a BIG raise. Right now. And Chef Rang needs a birthday.

    • @poorricodownbad
      @poorricodownbad 3 года назад +1

      Right that kinda broke my heart. Imagine not knowing :/ that’s some sad stuff

    • @frasermackenzie7275
      @frasermackenzie7275 2 года назад

      @@poorricodownbad it makes sense considering Rang's past history

  • @theflanman420420
    @theflanman420420 3 года назад +778

    “I don’t even know my birthday”.

    • @user-ty5di3ku6o
      @user-ty5di3ku6o 3 года назад +6

      They don't keep track lol

    • @kevinmcmahon3827
      @kevinmcmahon3827 3 года назад +7

      He was adopted

    • @user-ty5di3ku6o
      @user-ty5di3ku6o 3 года назад +7

      @@kevinmcmahon3827 doesn't matter anyway. They don't keep track. They go by year.

    • @caglioso
      @caglioso 3 года назад +3

      Best moment of the whole vid

    • @imAdolff
      @imAdolff 3 года назад +12

      That's how u know u came from nothing

  • @tp.5609
    @tp.5609 3 года назад +36

    "the whole house is gonna smell like weed, I like the smell of weed..."💀😭RANG IS THE 🐏

  • @millsykooksy4863
    @millsykooksy4863 2 года назад +22

    The fact that Rang's Christmas movie go to is The Exorcist is so freaking hilarious....I was in absolute tears during this episode.

  • @yoavhalperin5852
    @yoavhalperin5852 3 года назад +505

    I love how chef Rang makes Matty look pretty sane

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 2 года назад +2

      LMAO! He scares me.
      Matty looks like an obnoxious friend who bombards you with BS for fun and it's harmless.
      Then Rang looks like he'll eat your dog for suggesting he should eat something other than what he's used to eating.

  • @thefloatingrock
    @thefloatingrock 3 года назад +411

    Not only does chef Rang not know his birthday, he had to name himself.

    • @comedyflu
      @comedyflu 3 года назад +7

      He changed his own diapers and wiped his ass too

    • @kasriouiyassir
      @kasriouiyassir 3 года назад +10

      Legend says that he wasnt even born from a mother, he just started materialising from thin air above an empty baby hospital bed

  • @daveg7948
    @daveg7948 Год назад +23

    I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say we definitely need a fulltime Matty and Rang show. These are always the best to watch

  • @cyrafari
    @cyrafari 3 года назад +134

    Am I the only one who’s watched this multiple times? I mean, like more than 5 times?

    • @santiagopomi6451
      @santiagopomi6451 3 года назад +5

      I watch it every time it comes up at my feed

    • @stangiles2001
      @stangiles2001 2 года назад +1

      14 even not at Xmas.
      I've downloaded exorist

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons 2 года назад +2

      I watch this about every two months to help me with my depression.
      Matty and Rang are a natural antidepressant

    • @stangiles2001
      @stangiles2001 Год назад +1

      37

  • @appsm10
    @appsm10 3 года назад +500

    Anyone else involuntarily yell “MICHELLE!” when things go sideways in the kitchen?

  • @sirkenn
    @sirkenn 3 года назад +293

    Chef Rang wearing half a Santa costume while smoking a cigarette is what I aspire to.

    • @flayrah
      @flayrah Год назад +2

      Dan Akryod eating stolen buffet salmon in Santa drag = perfection.
      One day, we can see Rang & Akryod being slovenly together.

  • @oscarbenitez6334
    @oscarbenitez6334 3 года назад +29

    the little exorcist noises that spontaneously stop 😂😂😂

  • @kennychiang9239
    @kennychiang9239 3 года назад +92

    Matty and Rang is like Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. They make the show complete.

    • @3mailetcetera418
      @3mailetcetera418 3 года назад +3

      You almost had it. It's more like Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.

  • @xxB3ARK1TT3Nxx
    @xxB3ARK1TT3Nxx 3 года назад +820

    Holy shit, the editing just gets better and better..

    • @sleepymindless2208
      @sleepymindless2208 3 года назад +10

      It's like a fevery acid flashback lol I genuinely got uncomfortable a few episodes ago cause of the editing lmao fucking legends

    • @stephenconnolly9278
      @stephenconnolly9278 3 года назад +4

      I've commented on the editing a few times. I have no idea how to do it, but you can tell how much work has gone into it. Fuckin' hilarious everytime.

    • @ProjectMayhem44
      @ProjectMayhem44 3 года назад +3

      Yes, it's good. But the constant fawning over it is insufferable.

    • @SirJoseCanseco
      @SirJoseCanseco 3 года назад +2

      I actually came to the comments to see if the opposite was being said-because I cannot stand this style of editing. I’m not saying it’s bad; it’s executed well here and in all of his recent videos. I know it’s really trendy right now, because it works. I just don’t think it works for Matty. Matty is the living, breathing human representation of fancy editing. He’s camera magic. Shoot the kid and let him do his thing. Please stop.

    • @mandyg5444
      @mandyg5444 3 года назад +4

      They need an award of some sort. The editing is amazing

  • @vt-yp7yq
    @vt-yp7yq 3 года назад +144

    "Yellow people not Santa? Have to be White people??" Rang, I felt that.

  • @AliaOfTheKnife10191
    @AliaOfTheKnife10191 Год назад +5

    “Touch it like this? I know it’s cook.” Legendary chef skills right there.

  • @mengthoj1991
    @mengthoj1991 3 года назад +30

    LOL!!! “want a little bit of gravy?” ... “little bit? I wanna swim in it baaybee.” lol.

  • @quhan9
    @quhan9 3 года назад +225

    "Several elves acting as one"
    "Fat & Love = Sex"
    "I want you for Christmas"
    "He makes comments on my fitness posts"
    "This is the greatest cooking show of all time"
    Just some great lines that make this a freaking Quality show.

    • @rnb2087
      @rnb2087 3 года назад +2

      i died at the several elves joke haha that's when i knew we were in for a treat

    • @rowkingsbury945
      @rowkingsbury945 3 года назад

      You forgot, "touch it like this, then I know is cook."

    • @Mo9kh
      @Mo9kh 3 года назад

      "Come inside my mouth"

  • @iamnoone9299
    @iamnoone9299 3 года назад +279

    Matty: "How good is it?"
    Rang: "So good I don't wanna talk about it."
    Lelelegendaaary!

  • @lukadujic1880
    @lukadujic1880 3 года назад +48

    This is just a ketamine fuelled fever dream manifested into a video

  • @anaribeiro7212
    @anaribeiro7212 3 года назад +40

    1:30 Matty: “I’m santa”
    Rang: “yellow people not santa? has to be white people?”
    Matty: “... ok you can be Santa :(“

  • @bengel7868
    @bengel7868 3 года назад +409

    Hey Matty, today was a really tough day and I didn’t feel like smiling. But then you came. Thanks for cheering me up and bringing so much positivity to the world ❤️

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK 3 года назад +15

      On my worst days I actively seek out stand up comedy so I'm forced to laugh. It helps shift my perspective a bit so I can get off on the right foot

    • @bengel7868
      @bengel7868 3 года назад +5

      @@BoolyK laughing is the best medicine for a reason:)

    • @mickey7217
      @mickey7217 3 года назад +10

      Sorry you had a bad day, glad your feeling a bit better!

    • @bengel7868
      @bengel7868 3 года назад +3

      @@mickey7217 Thx a lot, very nice of you!

    • @Tehcarp
      @Tehcarp 3 года назад +10

      come

  • @justjem6169
    @justjem6169 3 года назад +169

    Whomever edits theses videos deserves a god damn oscar.

  • @ericgueco8984
    @ericgueco8984 3 года назад +17

    *Matty holds up potato*: "Look at that potato. *Whispers* Look at that potato. How good is that?
    Rang: So good, I don't wanna talk about it.
    I almost choke on my peanut butter sandwich when this came up XD

  • @AnthonyFerraroMusic
    @AnthonyFerraroMusic 3 года назад +31

    Chef Rang: “Come in my mouth”
    Matty: O.o “come in my mouth”
    Michelle in the back: *looks at them both in confusion and distress*
    Fucking love this show thank you for the greatest entertainment cooking has to offer! 💝🙏🏻

  • @Nikeel_A.W
    @Nikeel_A.W 3 года назад +342

    Michelle: "He makes comments on my fitness posts."
    Matty: 👁👄👁
    Rang: 👁👄👁
    Me: 💀

    • @Tehcarp
      @Tehcarp 3 года назад +14

      When god makes you an old Viet man to not bask in the space society provides for your particular urges would be disrespectful of the good, if unfinished, work that we as the world have done.
      Also, agent orange excuses all non-physical lechery for a few more generations.

    • @rikkcampbell8975
      @rikkcampbell8975 3 года назад

      Yeah cause Matty definitely don't know what a workout picture is look at him he's let himself go pretty bad

    • @classictalkies
      @classictalkies 3 года назад +3

      @@rikkcampbell8975 He’s just fine. Shut it.

  • @failedentropy
    @failedentropy 3 года назад +319

    I love that Matty filmed this in the middle of summer and didn't even draw the curtains to hide it.

    • @jjiggaz6071
      @jjiggaz6071 3 года назад +21

      haha, wearing a beater, sun burned AF

  • @ribhabg8848
    @ribhabg8848 3 года назад +29

    "Several elves acting as one" 😆💀

  • @pablomanila2422
    @pablomanila2422 3 года назад +48

    This episode deserves an Emmy or whatever its RUclips award equivalent. Matty and Rang’s rapport is something else and how they were able to make that Christmas goose dish and pecan pie look delish amidst filmdom’s most yucky fx evil barf takes Olympic record grade creativity. Yoohoo!

  • @marcosgarcia-3696
    @marcosgarcia-3696 3 года назад +170

    "What yellow people cant be Santa, only white people can be santa" 💀💀💀💀

    • @tonyhoang1178
      @tonyhoang1178 3 года назад +1

      True story. Santa is orange dumb azz

    • @Ariago88
      @Ariago88 3 года назад +10

      I love how that's immediately followed up with "there's no fucking Vietnamese Christmas dinner" and gives gives Matty a judging look for assuming everyone celebrates christmas

  • @biangbiangmein5150
    @biangbiangmein5150 3 года назад +99

    Rang, "Why the F do have to yell all the f'ing time" LMAO

  • @tastiburger3430
    @tastiburger3430 3 года назад +29

    We can all agree that Matty and Rang are legendary together, but shout out to the video editing also. That shit was on point.

  • @docholliday4489
    @docholliday4489 Год назад +14

    A year ago I found this video. A year later I’m back for more Christmas fun!

  • @chriswest7639
    @chriswest7639 3 года назад +53

    I think i speak for everyone when i say we want more Master Rang.

  • @weebkittenuwu5862
    @weebkittenuwu5862 3 года назад +34

    8:07 fun fact, when the actress in the exorcist fell, she actually did hurt her back. That was a real cry of pain.
    Also this is by far my favorite episode of Just A Dash, Master Rang is my hero
    👁👄👁

    • @haveron
      @haveron 3 года назад +3

      i was just thinking that was either the best acting ever, or more likely not acting at all, damn.

    • @metalnut92
      @metalnut92 3 года назад +5

      William Friedkin was a fucking lunatic - that film injured Linda Blair too apparently, and some crew have alleged that he'd fire guns on set to genuinely scare people.
      You'd never get away with any of that today, and nor should you!

  • @burnstudios
    @burnstudios 3 года назад +56

    Rang "I like to smell weed"
    Me too, homie, me too.

    • @QcKSVip3r
      @QcKSVip3r 3 года назад +1

      I THOUGHT HE SAID THAT😅😅😅😅 THATS AWESOME

    • @jennfigueroa9432
      @jennfigueroa9432 3 года назад +2

      Me three!

  • @CoastalConservancy
    @CoastalConservancy 3 года назад +23

    I can't stop laughing at this whole thing, you just have that perfect comedy sense for my brain, high or sober lmfao

  • @kaiserlos2441
    @kaiserlos2441 3 года назад +106

    I'd simp for Michelle.
    And Rang too.

    • @livnlars
      @livnlars 3 года назад

      a-fucking-men

  • @pmonday
    @pmonday 3 года назад +212

    This is what healthy masculinity looks like.

    • @logner
      @logner 3 года назад +2

      wtf is wrong with you?

    • @dewhicular
      @dewhicular 3 года назад

      That's exactly what I thought when I heard about Rang liking Michelle's fitness posts.

    • @richterigettoi5793
      @richterigettoi5793 3 года назад

      Matty literally called his wife for the cleanup but i pardon him

    • @Jeremycook_
      @Jeremycook_ 3 года назад +3

      @@richterigettoi5793 Michelle isn't his wife she works for him

    • @richterigettoi5793
      @richterigettoi5793 3 года назад

      @@Jeremycook_ shit, he still called a woman

  • @stephenlandreville6599
    @stephenlandreville6599 3 года назад +10

    7:48
    Matty : “1/4 cup of butter”
    Rang: “slowly whip it in”
    Matty: .......“yes”

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 3 года назад +4

    The friendship and chemistry between these 2 are so amazing and then I just die whenever Rang says f'ckin' (something)..... hahaha

  • @nigelcorso
    @nigelcorso 3 года назад +35

    I love how Rang is still quizzing is pupil after so many years. And how Matty still accepts that Rang is his teacher. these two are just amazing

    • @kevinmilo3464
      @kevinmilo3464 3 года назад

      I find it so wholesome whenever Chef Rang quiz Matty 😄

  • @whencat4705
    @whencat4705 3 года назад +135

    Why is the sound guy shirtless
    Well this raises a lot of questions

    • @whencat4705
      @whencat4705 3 года назад +7

      Matty starting to look like a friend of the cartel

    • @jenniferlee6253
      @jenniferlee6253 3 года назад +8

      @@whencat4705 Just thinking this. His longish hair combed back with that chain is reallll 90s hitman

    • @antisocialhermitcrab
      @antisocialhermitcrab 3 года назад

      I'm guessing they shot this episode in the summer? I bet that barn they were shooting in was hot.

  • @cookingwithjendrinkingwith6362
    @cookingwithjendrinkingwith6362 3 года назад +11

    This has got to be one of my favorite episodes by far. Hands down your show is my favorite on RUclips. I can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Forge1221
    @Forge1221 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love Matty and borderline cry from laughing at most of his episodes. I had to rewind so many times for this episode because I was laughing so much.

  • @911pabu
    @911pabu 3 года назад +136

    Michelle was looking extra fine in this episode *chefs kiss*

    • @Mar8no
      @Mar8no 3 года назад +5

      T h i c c and s m e x y

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 3 года назад +8

      8:45 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @iysaw
    @iysaw 3 года назад +45

    We need an entire series that's just Matty & Rang.... Legendary.

  • @stewbama8566
    @stewbama8566 2 года назад +12

    I watched this whole episode laughing the whole way. Fantastic

  • @sharks3010
    @sharks3010 3 года назад +3

    Rang doing his tongue impression from the exorcist at the beginning really caught me off guard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oupazasssssssss
    @oupazasssssssss 3 года назад +43

    Matty, I bought a goose at the Asian market last week for no reason. No reason at all. Didn't know they carried goose and just wanted it in my freezer for when I figured out how to cook it. And then you dropped this video right now and....I think it was meant to be. I think this is the first Christmas miracle I've ever experienced it. Thank you Matty. Thank you for making all my dreams come true. Thank you for making Christmas MEAN something.
    I love you

    • @NikoAbston
      @NikoAbston 3 года назад

      Reply me with deets. I does is needs to know

  • @Awesomotron2k
    @Awesomotron2k 3 года назад +20

    I thought Matty was just born crazy... I didn't know his tutelage under Rang made him this way.

  • @tylerallan1984
    @tylerallan1984 2 года назад +4

    This was so good I watched it twice, and I’m sure I’ll be back again

  • @ronckr1
    @ronckr1 2 года назад +2

    Best cooking show episode ever. In the calendar for maximum share in Dec.

  • @charlesgolden6771
    @charlesgolden6771 3 года назад +113

    If they ever make another live action Avatar I want Rang to play the cabbages guy

    • @charlesgolden6771
      @charlesgolden6771 3 года назад +6

      And he gets the one cuss word

    • @lilac7664
      @lilac7664 3 года назад +1

      i second this

    • @spiffthespaceman5790
      @spiffthespaceman5790 3 года назад +3

      @@charlesgolden6771
      "My fucking cabbages."
      No change in facial expression at all.

  • @tylerkennedy4203
    @tylerkennedy4203 3 года назад +22

    "Who do we have here santa?"
    ".....Rang?"
    i am literally deceased

  • @2Jhurst
    @2Jhurst 3 года назад +13

    I hope we have a chef Rang Xmas special this year - love the content

  • @jacobsuman435
    @jacobsuman435 3 года назад +4

    I fucking love how psychedelic this show is. Every episode is like I’m trippin’ ballz

  • @KnockoutKitchen
    @KnockoutKitchen 3 года назад +37

    Master Rang: "I didn't have Christmas when I grew up. I don't even know my birthday." LEGEND. 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @smidge146
    @smidge146 3 года назад +7

    this is amazing, don't even care about making Goose and Pecan Pie, just enjoy watching these guys :D

  • @michaelguiliana2891
    @michaelguiliana2891 2 года назад +7

    I think this is my favorite episode ever. Wonderfully simple approach for goose, I made such a mess with the four that I had tried (without a rack). Homemade pecan pie is a must (store bought usually is mostly goo and only a thin layer of pecan floating on top-lame). I like to use vanilla bean + brandy. Thank you for blending in the exorcist, you have added a happy finish to the emotional scarring I’ve had since my pre-teen years.

  • @whencat4705
    @whencat4705 3 года назад +119

    Love how they racially profiled goose and duck

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 3 года назад +2

      I know! Matty's "You can't say that." sounded so sincere! XD

  • @TorkilDjurhuus
    @TorkilDjurhuus 3 года назад +25

    "How good is that?"
    "So good I don't wanna talk about it"

  • @zkdkn4987
    @zkdkn4987 3 года назад +6

    so Rang just immediately became my new father figure

  • @JohnSuave
    @JohnSuave 3 года назад +8

    I need a whole Rang x Matty series 😎

  • @Dranzerk8908
    @Dranzerk8908 3 года назад +98

    So Michelle fitness posts are at? For research in getting fit.

  • @RaiDeFroST
    @RaiDeFroST 3 года назад +18

    the smile i have when i saw Master Rang on the thumbnail

  • @spraynslayslay5763
    @spraynslayslay5763 3 года назад +4

    ive watched this over a dozen times. a masterpiece

  • @eggeregged
    @eggeregged 3 года назад +4

    literally the best cooking episode all categories i've seen thus far.

  • @emmyali920
    @emmyali920 3 года назад +19

    Now THIS is the kind of batshit crazy I look forward to every other Wednesday!

  • @airsoftandmore12
    @airsoftandmore12 3 года назад +52

    “I don’t even know my birthday” best response to if you celebrate Christmas

  • @oncenterline
    @oncenterline 3 года назад +1

    This was AWESOME! Thank you. Please do this again and do more with Chef Rang! ❤

  • @srda97
    @srda97 3 года назад +2

    This is amazing!!!
    The production value is off the charts. Thank you!!!

  • @pataker7875
    @pataker7875 3 года назад +37

    “I don’t even know my birthday”.
    What a damn legend.

  • @daytonbushong4643
    @daytonbushong4643 3 года назад +24

    Literally lost my shit when Sound Guy didn't have a t-shirt on! Also Rang is the best, please bring him onto the show more! Food looked amazing as well!

  • @zanepolowek
    @zanepolowek 3 года назад +3

    This is a masterpiece from every possible point of view.... the editing is better than anything in the whole world.

  • @coug9579
    @coug9579 3 года назад +3

    Matty! Matty, Matty, Matty! Yess. I love this video. Not only have you inspired me to cook a Goose for Christmas, but you've inspired me to watch The Exorcist (one of my favorite movies) this festive season. I love this so much!

  • @wiinga
    @wiinga 3 года назад +70

    Master Rang: Come in my mouth.

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 3 года назад +8

      That blank stare from Michelle after that line :)

    • @time_blatch
      @time_blatch 3 года назад +2

      I need a GIF of that whole exchange

  • @WickedMo13
    @WickedMo13 3 года назад +21

    Rang ads a perfect balance to this show, he is obviously the gravy

  • @DSteinman
    @DSteinman 3 года назад +1

    Rang's alignment is chaotic-good

  • @shaneschratt5123
    @shaneschratt5123 3 года назад +2

    17:16 is priceless Rang. What a way to finish off one of the best cooking shows I’ve seen in a long time.

  • @sebastiaanlauffer6189
    @sebastiaanlauffer6189 3 года назад +48

    Michelle is really cute in this one

  • @rogerrtewwr4723
    @rogerrtewwr4723 3 года назад +33

    "Can't go wrong with butt" - Rang

  • @dho22
    @dho22 Год назад +2

    how this is one of the less popular/least viewed Just a Dash videos is beyond me... the editing and banter/topics of discussion in this video are absolutely elite content...

  • @JeffOehlsen
    @JeffOehlsen 3 года назад +1

    Ok, so I just finished this beauty of a show. This, THIS will be on my list for Christmas traditions to watch every year. You two are awesome together.

  • @scaredsquee
    @scaredsquee 3 года назад +36

    This was the greatest Christmas Special I have ever seen. Not even kidding.

  • @bryceevans331
    @bryceevans331 3 года назад +22

    Them casually feeding each other throughout the show is the best haha

  • @zabrakxd2399
    @zabrakxd2399 3 года назад +4

    this is literally one of the best videos I've ever seen. i cant express this in a way that matches my enthusiasm. The people who disliked this video are lost souls and I pray they will find their way soon

  • @gambo302
    @gambo302 3 года назад +6

    We need a matty and rang series... like once a week episodes... it would be huge