@@gerardcowan155 Have you ever suffered debilitating depression where you can't leave the house? Matty brings some joy in those moments. It ain't weirdo shit. It's fact
Watching this show is a lot like the beginning stages of a horror movie everything initially seems okay but as the story progresses you see the main character quickly descend into madness..
I am one of the cooks for my college teams. If someone dared tell me well done or unseasoned, I will leave your burger on the grill until it is burnt and purposely throw red wine on it. I am the cook and cooks season!
I used to be so hungry coming home as a kid and i could smell that shit coming down the driveway i would almost turn around and head back out but knowing thats all there was to eat ha ha i hate that shit🙃
It’s a very conflicting feeling because it’s once Cholula hot sauce sponsored them he couldn’t swear and be as grimy as much and it was like watching a caged tiger, yet at the same time cholula is my favorite hot sauce.
"And then I rise, just like the scum. AND THEN YOU GUYS SKIM ME. And all of a sudden im a fresh, beautiful, dark brown broth, shining bright." That's so deep.
Matty reminds me of my fun older brother we lost in 2017. Always gave it 100% extra in the kitchen. Big Wyrm would have loved your style and show. I know I do.
That's a roast buddy and not a fucking cheap cut either. In Newfoundland we do a similar meal but it it's cheap cuts and it's preserved in salt, so fucking good!
Matty always gives the most perfect depiction of working in a kitchen, from my experience: From absolute confidence and synergy to complete chaos and confusion in just moments. Love it
I'm an introvert and had never questioned my heterosexuality until I found my very first Matty cooking vid back in the vice munchies days. I know hes married but like...look at the food he cooks
I commented on a matty video once saying something along the lines of "I'd watch this man boil water". Which I basically what I've just watched and I loved every minute of it
I grew up with only corn beef in boiled dinner maybe because my mothers irish but this video has expanded my horizons, have always been a fan of this meal
This show is literally just a cooking version of "I Think You Should Leave" on crack. Matty has found his style. Matty has fully evolved. Matty is my new god.
Michelle, You are an amazing person. The universe has ordained you for this moment. Embrace it. We wish you nothing but happiness and hope. And please tell Matty to F himself when he needs it. Everyone needs a trurh teller in their lives. Matty, call me when Michelle calls you out! Seriously, well done. The road to success is dull, painful, and frequently insane. Keep going! 😃
This is one of my all time favorite meals to make and eat. My husband loves a gray meat and veggie boiled dinner and asks for it often. I’m obsessed with Matty, he’s smart, talented and funny as hell, definitely not your typical cooking show...thankfully.
Coming from a place where people make boiled dinner started me on a journey of a lifetime learning how to cook. This video made my life come full circle. I can now die a happy man.
In Kentucky we make this but replace all those meats you use with a large pot roast. Sometimes my mom would add beef bouillon to boost flavor so good yum
Best chef ever! Has given my family. Of four boys under nine the best meal ideas. And i am so inspired to cook for them as their mommy. 😘 Thank you Matty!
As a west coast canadian fan, please p,ease p,ease p,ease please make more "Just A Dash" episodes!!!!!!!!! Genius content, genius video editing, and you, torts, Michelle, sound guy and Camara B make real magic. I yearn for new shows!
Background music for this episode was the best by far. Great to see improvements after each new episode! Much love all the way from the Philippines, Matty! Your show is as legit as cooking gets. Keep it up!!!
Except you have some snapper eyeballs and brains floating around in there from the Pakeha down the road that doesn't know what to do with his fish scraps... I'm the Pakeha :D
ew, no way, matty needs artistic freedom. Not some suit telling him what his viewers want to see. we want matty in his purest form. thats not happening on netflix.
In a world where everyone and everything is tugging at me for a bit of my attention, and I resist, desperately, because that attention is for me to use! Not you! In that world, ONLY Matty Matheson can convince me spend some of my time, my attention, my brain space, to watch him boil some meat and potatoes for the better part of 20 minutes and feel good about it. Thanks Matty.
"Curly parsley, not even going to touch it." "I look crushed like life is coming down on me." "Then I rise, just like the scum. And you guys skim Me! Skim Me! "
I love Matty’s use of the Rutabaga! We call them Neeps in Scotland and I’d honestly never seen them used until I started watching your videos….comedy and cooking! It’s a combination
a madman boiling meat and screaming into the void about absolutely nothing - truly the cooking show of our age
fuck*n right Bud
Modern day Graham Kerr !
This comment just made me do a spit take all over my computer screen
@Kathy Childress it feels like a crime. I thought that there would a cameo by Babish who would come stop him or something.
I read the word "nothing" at precisely the moment he said "nothing!" in the video XD
Looks like a meal I would get on a naval vessel in the 1840s and he looks like the chef who would give it to me
comment of the month
That’s Newfie cuisine in a nutshell, salted everything ❤️❤️
Perfect
Oh my god
😆
The soundtrack in this one was top tier.
Truth
What’s the intro song??
@@harveydrakeo6967 Still got the funk - Matthew goodman ft Matthew Bento
@@killa1two you are a gentleman and a scholar
@@harveydrakeo6967 it's this song but without the vocals
ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
This is a cooking show. And a satire comedy. And an existential drama. And a motivational speech. And a biography.
Wow.
Matty Matheson is a natural anti-depressant.
That some weirdo shit
You, sir are very correct.
@@gerardcowan155 lol i aint lyin tho. dude ALWAYS pulls me out of my depressive episodes.
Very True. watching his show is therapeutic
@@gerardcowan155 Have you ever suffered debilitating depression where you can't leave the house? Matty brings some joy in those moments. It ain't weirdo shit. It's fact
Cooking with Matty:
20% cooking
80% life advice
100% YAAAAARGH
And you know what I’m fine with this totally fine with it.
13:28
Watching this show is a lot like the beginning stages of a horror movie everything initially seems okay but as the story progresses you see the main character quickly descend into madness..
I mean the insanity already started at 0:40 so...
and instead of jumpscares, matty suddenly just says the weirdest shit.
We're all fond of Matty's lobster
i'm wanking, so yeah kinda true
He's the hannibal lector of animals
This man is a genius... I'm watching a cooking show with no intention of actually cooking this recipe.
same
isn't that every cooking show.....slurps instant noodles vigorously
Sub consciencly learning tho☝️🔥dill flavored chips👊
Dude, just get a big pot and boil shit in it. It's fire, homie
🤣🤣🤣 me too
I would like there to be a section of the merch store where all proceeds go directly to Michelle's post-shoot wine fund
You misspelled nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol ca ca ca ca cocaine...
Sometimes I wonder if Matty is a prisoner on a kitchen show set and he’s trying to call for help.
Nick Supapol just spit out my drink choking! Lmaooo
"NO SALT" I laughed so hard but that's what a prisoner who lost his mind would do.
Oil and water is code for send nudez
I am one of the cooks for my college teams. If someone dared tell me well done or unseasoned, I will leave your burger on the grill until it is burnt and purposely throw red wine on it. I am the cook and cooks season!
Maybe your onto something here. I mean what does a cry for help look like?
S/o to the spine of this show aka Michelle. WE APPRECIATE YOU
The whole crew ❤️❤️ love you guys
Props to Michelle! Get that girl a joint and a weekend off.
@Michael Damn straight!
I used to be so hungry coming home as a kid and i could smell that shit coming down the driveway i would almost turn around and head back out but knowing thats all there was to eat ha ha i hate that shit🙃
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
“No salt, FLAVOURLESS! And thats what you want.”😂
michelle constantly looks annoyed at matty AND I LOVE IT
And her laughing at 10:54 is just priceless
Wayne Wu shes a gem for sure
“Uncensored” Matty is so much better than what he was like on the Munchies channel 😂
James Zagorski Correct
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
@@thegreatecb you are loved
@@thegreatecb You are loved
It’s a very conflicting feeling because it’s once Cholula hot sauce sponsored them he couldn’t swear and be as grimy as much and it was like watching a caged tiger, yet at the same time cholula is my favorite hot sauce.
This man is just Caps lock as a human being
LOL PERFECT description.
SHANE, BY GUM, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. YOU ABSOLUTE MAD BEAST
Real big brain moment
Ya he's like if Charlie day and Jack black had a kid.
@@46chambersoflife Fucking Eh!
I wish more cooking shows would show how things go wrong, and how they recover. Thanks Matty (and Michelle for saving the day). :)
He's like if my dog turned into a human for a day and tried to do human things.
Wur Blur your dog’s a really good cook 👨🏾🍳
420
I spat my soup out!
No.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Matty, but WHO is editing these videos??? THEY DESERVE SO MUCH CREDIT.
bashful78 they really do lol
bashful78 agreed.
Has to be ol Vinnie
@@emmanualmccoy9772 who is it?
666 likes... you’re welcome
"And then I rise, just like the scum. AND THEN YOU GUYS SKIM ME. And all of a sudden im a fresh, beautiful, dark brown broth, shining bright."
That's so deep.
Matty reminds me of my fun older brother we lost in 2017. Always gave it 100% extra in the kitchen. Big Wyrm would have loved your style and show. I know I do.
Breathes In:
*MICHELEEEEEELLLLLLLEEE*
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK*
I think Matty is a Incubus, it's like he feeding off of Michelle's energy. She always looks so tired :)
I imagine the seagull meme.
Michelle is Matty's Vinny
@@potsdelosreyes6835 atta boy Vin
“We plop those into our boiled FUCKKK” -Matty Matheson 2020
Watched that about ten times in a row and I’m still laughing
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
@@thegreatecb hahaha
@@thegreatecb fuck off soiboi
scollin hahaha same!
"You want this to taste as beige as possible". Yes, Matty, I'm with you.
after watching this like six times i still don't know by the end of it if Matty likes a boiled dinner
When he said, "and I'm cute." I winked at the screen for some reason.
Lmao!!!! I did tooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Sun is shining, and Matty uploaded a video. It's gonna be a good day people
Hell yes
Same in Baltimore
No sunshine here but damn a lil bit o matty goes a loNG FUCKING WAY
@@Roach4K Damn right. Love it.
I’m glad he has his own shows now on his own channel. Respect, you deserve it. No one else should profit on your talents Matty
Matty and Michelle are both sides of clinic depression
This is true
Manic depression*
Ya, we live in Canada and its winter 8 months of the year and we grew up with boiled dinner!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"I'm tryin' to make a giant pot of flavorless fukkin' flavor".... can't teach that!!!
@Dave Hawkins It's Elias Cairo
@sennadasilva11 no.
@sennadasilva11 Yer off color spelling troubles me.
@sennadasilva11 shut up America lite
This show is, in general, a look into a man’s descent into insanity, but this episode is extra. The man is boiling a steak.
so What??
That's a roast buddy and not a fucking cheap cut either. In Newfoundland we do a similar meal but it it's cheap cuts and it's preserved in salt, so fucking good!
@@geraldhoskins7232 tbh, i came here expecting a Jigg's Dinner recipe. Was somewhat disappointed when he boiled a pricey cut of meat.
U wud rather eat the scum then, all meat shud be boiled
the boiled meat meme is even more dumb than the pineapple on pizza meme.
Matty always gives the most perfect depiction of working in a kitchen, from my experience: From absolute confidence and synergy to complete chaos and confusion in just moments. Love it
This guy is an introverts worst nightmare.
As an introvert.. I can confirm. I'm comfortable with him. Through a 6 inch screen in my hands rather than irl 😅😅
@@user-xv8tr5to7j Fair point
I'm an introvert and had never questioned my heterosexuality until I found my very first Matty cooking vid back in the vice munchies days. I know hes married but like...look at the food he cooks
then you don't know what an introvert is
Lol well I'm an introvert and I had a bestfriend JUST like him. We balanced each other out.
The person who edits these is my hero.
Keith Kekezwa give him a raise
I commented on a matty video once saying something along the lines of "I'd watch this man boil water". Which I basically what I've just watched and I loved every minute of it
"If it's gray, it's gotta be healthy for you" - Eric Andre
I never tried seal meat.
You know what ive never had? Penguin meat
I'd love to see the crew get to eat some of the food at the end to get their reactions.
Revmaynard this
Agreeeed 1000%.
“We’re like water and oil”
> proceeds to completely misrepresent how oil and water actually behave
Lmao gotta love Matty
Matty is the shining light in a cold, unforgiving world
In New Zealand, throw in some dumplings (we call them dough boys) and some water cress and that's called a boil up, and it's amazing.
"The thing that makes this show really real, is that it's real."
FlattopTiki Why Matty doing SnyperWolf thumbs? Hate it love Matty.
this show feels like an anxiety attack
@@JcastroCFH lolll fr
Yo I have panic attacks and this was a challenge lol
It's an accurate depiction of every cook in the industry. Just having an existential crisis every day.
I'll log off. Comment of the year!!! 😅😅😅
go watch eric andre
“It’s not like water boarding the vegetables. The vegetables aren’t alive and they don’t have secrets that will destroy our country.”
Patrick Glaser Aren’t we the worst? 😝
Vegetables contribute to insulin resistance causing everything else...google it fatty
Good parent comment. The rest of you are fucking twats.
@@bananasplit4249 is that a self deprecating Canadian joke that I don't get or some freaky ass Canadian threat??
I just discovered matty this morning at four am and I cant stop. Thank you for amazing content man.
"Then I rise, just like the scum". The Poet Laureate for the modern age has just been established.
The smell of a boiled dinner cooking on a cold winter day is the definition of comfort food!!
Pot au feu baby
That and it Stew's and Soups...which is not that far off from a boiled dinner!
100 percent what I had in mind.
Prefer soup
I actually can't tell if Matty hates or loves his boiled dinner
Can't tell if Matty loves or hates life
Alexxx X was that an attempt at a fat joke? Because it was terrible
kick nah it was just right 👌
That's a portuguese stew. Look it up. Most humble, healthieat and pleasureable food on the planet
Boiled dinner is amazing
I grew up with only corn beef in boiled dinner maybe because my mothers irish but this video has expanded my horizons, have always been a fan of this meal
My favorite dinner would be boiled corned beef, green cabbage, decent spuds and loads of butter 🧈..cooked by my mam,
And yes, I can cook ,well ..
Legend has it that Michelle was born wearing overalls.
lol im pretty sure the first 12 episode were filmed on the same day. he talked about it on Santinos podcast
@@adammsbarry That explains why she looks so fucking exhausted lol
CARHARTT, CUT THE CHECK!
He has more energy in this episode than I have had in my entire life.
Coke lol
This show is literally just a cooking version of "I Think You Should Leave" on crack. Matty has found his style. Matty has fully evolved. Matty is my new god.
William Shaw gahhh! The royal greatness that is that show! I haven’t found anything that compares to how uniquely funny that show has been since!
This isn't his final form...
I craved this all through my pregnancy, I made a big batch for postpartum meals. It made me so happy. Thanks Matty
Why no boiled dinner while pregnant?
@@lucilletabbutt6703 it’s all I ate, I ain’t never gonna stop eating boiled dinner!
@@Sarahlucylahey oh I misunderstood, I thought you didn't eat it until postpartum.
👊
Michelle is such a precious gift from the heavens
Michelle looks like she's extremely stressed about what's happening.
Show more love for Michelle! ❤️
We've established that she appears as if she's just given birth to Matty on set. And we can't blame her.
Love!
Michelle, You are an amazing person. The universe has ordained you for this moment. Embrace it. We wish you nothing but happiness and hope. And please tell Matty to F himself when he needs it. Everyone needs a trurh teller in their lives. Matty, call me when Michelle calls you out! Seriously, well done. The road to success is dull, painful, and frequently insane. Keep going! 😃
"I'm fearless... And I'm cute!"
I need a gif of that
Time stamp?
Donovan Higgins I second that
@@ThatDonovanKid 13:44 ;)
13:44 timestamp
Me, back to the screen: “YEAH, you are...” 😏
BEST OF ALL TIME! I love your charisma and energy. Peace. Love. Respect.
Straight up name that restaurant "The Grey Area" and put it in the bay area lol
Doug Reggio your joke was GREYt
Or near area 51
When Matty rubs his head under his toque and yells “FOUCKKK”... me atleast 5 times a day.
Skela Canada we say it here way more then “beanie”
Skela guess its a Canadian thing lol
I learned that name from crowder when he does a bit
This is one of my all time favorite meals to make and eat. My husband loves a gray meat and veggie boiled dinner and asks for it often. I’m obsessed with Matty, he’s smart, talented and funny as hell, definitely not your typical cooking show...thankfully.
Dude I love matty but boiling a rib eye...
Cooked it multiple times
@@user-zz4eu6tm2t lol especially in 2022 with beef prices through the roof 😆😜😝🙃
Plus it's a RIBEYE 😆😆😆 not boiling... BBQ or SMOKED 😋
Best show ever whole family loves watching you better than SNL
Michelle broke character, i saw her laugh 😂
This is a no longer a cooking show, it is a show on life.
Amen🙏
“I’m like bubububa and she’s like AHYAHYAHYAAYHAYHAYHA” lmaooo this mans is a legend
I dunno why but, written out this is way more funny
This show stresses and relaxes me at the same time
Matty: “Cooking isn’t perfect”
Matty: *proceeds to show off his $400+ Le Crueset dutch oven pots*
... but it has become expensive.
Don’t hate on the baller
Admirals Club I envy the baller ;(
He's a professional chef, of course he has good gear. But I assure you, it tastes just as awesome in a $50 stainless pot on a burner on the patio.
Yeah I was wondering what the disappointment of finding out your $400 pot isn't good enough to make a boiled dinner in felt like.
6:13
I love how he was about to sing then stops cause he realized the pot was too small lol
Never in my life have I so greatly enjoyed watching someone boil meat.
Truth
You would love "fårikål", it's Norways national dish. It's boiled lamb/sheep and cabbage, served with potatoes and sometimes rutabaga mash
Every episode is another step towards Matty's unsettling decent into madness
Lmao this man really roasted the set crew and their DRY ASS thyme
choymatthew48 and the dead curly parsley lol
He is the only man that can cut himself off mid sentence...amazing
i believe joe biden possesses this talent as well
He has a stutter.
@@dorefish-bieler7330 joe does not have a stutter , if he had one as a kid that was like 70 years ago
Coming from a place where people make boiled dinner started me on a journey of a lifetime learning how to cook. This video made my life come full circle. I can now die a happy man.
MATTY: NO SALT
ME: Ok
MATTY: NO SALT
ME:Ight
MATTY:NO SALTTTT
ME:OKAAAY(starts sobbing)
Taste the beige
when he said "when i suck the boogers out of my nose backwards into my throat and eat them?" i felt that
Shout out to your editor man. He's top tier.
In Kentucky we make this but replace all those meats you use with a large pot roast. Sometimes my mom would add beef bouillon to boost flavor so good yum
My goal in life is to have the same kind of cursed energy that these episodes have
This was actually the bravest cooking video I’ve ever seen
They still make a 20-minute video out of a boiled dish
Love it
And we watch every second of it
Best chef ever! Has given my family. Of four boys under nine the best meal ideas. And i am so inspired to cook for them as their mommy. 😘 Thank you Matty!
Okay... this is to everyone that works on “Just a Dash”.
All of us: “THIS EPISODE IS F***ING AMAZING”
"I am FEARLESS. And I'm cute." is my new mantra 👌🏻👌🏻
Matty could spend 19 minutes cooking a bowl of cereal and I would still love it
Don't tempt him with a good time
As a west coast canadian fan, please p,ease p,ease p,ease please make more "Just A Dash" episodes!!!!!!!!! Genius content, genius video editing, and you, torts, Michelle, sound guy and Camara B make real magic. I yearn for new shows!
Background music for this episode was the best by far. Great to see improvements after each new episode! Much love all the way from the Philippines, Matty! Your show is as legit as cooking gets. Keep it up!!!
"I'm fearless... and I'm cute!"
Thanks, Matty, for making me spit my water all across the room! 😅
youre not cute either
@@vojtizslav rude 😒
We do this ALL the time in New Zealand. We call it a “boil up”, and it is DELICIOUS! 🤙🏽❤️
Except you have some snapper eyeballs and brains floating around in there from the Pakeha down the road that doesn't know what to do with his fish scraps... I'm the Pakeha :D
Chuuurr cuz
Just needs some puha lol
Some doughboys and puha
Andre Busby yea your right lol
Yup, grew up with boiled dinner in northern Alberta!
"Boiling water, and dipping meat would be my favorite restaurant" Chinese Hot pot!
Angelina Carmen Shabu Shabu
different to a hot pot.... No where near the same meat wise.
Angelina Carmen Shabu
That's what I said! I was like hot pot, shabu shabu, sukiyaki, the list goes on
Isn't the soup in hot pot flavored though? And they just add water when you run low on soup?
Matty: Shows on point. People don't understand the power of the multi-broth. it's like the liquid Voltron of flavor.
This needs to be a Netflix show
THIS!!
Grey meat king
ew, no way, matty needs artistic freedom. Not some suit telling him what his viewers want to see. we want matty in his purest form. thats not happening on netflix.
What @@jmg6887 said!
Fuck you then I have to pay
We do this every week on Sunday here in Newfoundland. All families get together and cherish this meal
Matt: curly parsley? *touches it* NOT EVEN GONNA TOUCH IT
In a world where everyone and everything is tugging at me for a bit of my attention, and I resist, desperately, because that attention is for me to use! Not you!
In that world, ONLY Matty Matheson can convince me spend some of my time, my attention, my brain space, to watch him boil some meat and potatoes for the better part of 20 minutes and feel good about it.
Thanks Matty.
“Also, torture’s not funny... ‘kay?”
Crying at 7:41, the oil and water demonstration.
I’ve made this three times during Covid now and I love it more each time
"Curly parsley, not even going to touch it."
"I look crushed like life is coming down on me."
"Then I rise, just like the scum. And you guys skim Me! Skim Me! "
I love how these episodes are becoming less about the food and more about matty #legend
This episode was just brilliant. I mean, even though I knew the recipe, that was 20 great minutes. Thank you. And thank you Michelle, you were great!
I love Matty’s use of the Rutabaga! We call them Neeps in Scotland and I’d honestly never seen them used until I started watching your videos….comedy and cooking! It’s a combination
14 minutes in, still don't know if this is an off season aprils fools joke.
I checked for the post date when the episode started lol
I was CERTAIN this was an April fools joke 😂
Pot au feu is really good with seasalt, pickles and whole grain mustard
Canadian cuisine is no joke. It is very real and lives under your bed waiting to grab you.
@@neilbrideau8520 can confirm