[Space Station 13] your average friday night shift on goonstation
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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"When you find things from space that scream, none of your business.” Lessons they should have learned in Dead Space.
I agree. It's very reasonable
I love how the coffee slurping sound is the same as the in-game sound.
Isn't that odd?
Holy shit that was my very first mining round! I was Ava
You made me interested in goon so I learned mining, that long section at the start with me afking on the chair was me reading the mining guide
I 100% didnt think it was you i was with since it was missing the P
Aaaand one of the first things Tex said when the round started; "Who needs [books], books are for losers." Hopefully the guide you were reading wasn't the book. XD
@@JordanBl it possibly... could've maybe been
Oh no... Just don't let Tex find out, it'll all be okay.
I sent this to my friends as "The Postal Dude plays Space Station 13"
ha. I'm not him, but thanks
Once you said “I’m not honking around” after mentioning playing a clown spy and drawing a gun I knew you were worthy.
Well, it's called role-playing.
That song at the end. That damn song. It’s probably one of the most emotional things I’ve heard in years, and you can’t even find it on iTunes to download it.
I only have a laptop with the processing power about equal to a sack of flour. I might have to install this and hop on one of these servers.
Seems about as entertaining as an acid trip on a Friday night.
Its a very fun game. I heavily recommend it.
... Seeing this uploaded reminded me of a dream I had the other night, in which the only details I can remember were working on a space station and threatening someone with "If you take my snacks I will eat this entire damn station." Damned if I don't think that's just the most SS13 thing my mind will ever come up with.
The trick to the quantum telescope is that it's sorta Venn diagram-ing the actual location of the thing. You can get some neat special asteroids from it, like a whole asteroid of a specific ore (including the rare ones).
So kind like Probing in Eve?
I have your youngest fan here. Hes 9 weeks old and loves watching your videos while batting the screen to make you do something. Hes also a kitten named Bubby.
good name for a cat
"I don't know what they're playing, but I hate it."
It's called Spacestation 13, and if you don't hate it then are you aren't having fun.
39:10
Checkers gives an offering of a human heart to the ever-rumbling maw of a fiery beast
If the video doesn't start with a chorus of farts, I question whether it actually was recorded on Goon.
A fair point
On mobile you bearly make sure it is on goon
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@@noahquintin3013 THE HELL YOU SAYN?!?
@@shelleyfoot23 honestly no idea, HOW DID THIS GET HERE!?
That new outro song... I'm not crying.... Shut up!
No Mr Tex. The admins are not on drugs. They were kidnapped and replaced by Clanners.
Welcome to Cargonia, where crazy shit happens all the time.
The wizard just ran off with my ass and it's time to kill the mime!
Beating asteroids to death is possibly the greatest job ever and the one job I truly feel destined for.
I agree
One of your appointed officials just forced me to buy a headset mic and holy *uck listening to tex through a quality headset is something that has to be experienced to appreciate.
I never knew what I was missing out. on.
A good headset is a grand thing. Just be cautious of people yelling.
"cries in Librarian"
*I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!* Why are we crying?
Hey Tex, Have you had a chance to do mining on the under-water stations? The trenches now have some new fauna. I have the worms and god help you if there's a group of cephalopods. All in all I give the new "friends" ,as described by the coder who added them, an 8/10.
I've not yet done that. Yet. The deeps have not called me
@@theblackpantslegion That would be a fun one to watch because, reasons. I should say that I don't have worms but rather I hate the worms.
The last mining vid I saw was on a server where the mining bay was faaaar away from the bulk of the station. This seems like a much less safe design, but that seems fitting for SS13. Nothing is supposed to work right without 20X the effort.
average friday night shift on goon? always has been.
That's deeper than you think
I'm young neckbread and this deep
@@pbovymligsvim4182 that bread sounds tasty where did you get it
tex, why would you leave artifacts in the hallway when there is a perfectly good engine exhaust access right there?if people didn't want you yeeting random alien artifacts into the engine, they wouldn't have put it there.
That's a fair point. A truly fair point
Fucks sake, this a brilliant and sound argument.
@@banebeard it is not, it is a design flaw.
You fuck up tex
On "Do a Fist Spinny Boiiii" I pumped my fist to the spins... and I did it again now. "Just another day on Space Station 13", indeed.
It is your fault, tex, I know all of these songs. And Sam Jones is one of my favorites. I love your work Tex. Always makes me smile.
Imagine playing on TG and Bee code and then trying to adapt to goon code. I tried medical, nearly saved a patient.
it makes me proud to see bee code referred to separate from TG code
@@ejbarden8400 Yea cuz it has cloning and makes medbay a hell of a lot easier not to say broken.
@@antonijoloncar Yeah, if the chemist don't go alla-wackba in the medbay
@@kryyto6587 haha water+ potasium go BRRRR.
I usually play on BeeStation been a lot of fun. Also play on GoonStation one in a while. But it can be a bit overwhelming. But God damn it can be funny as hell.
The ending song on this video is one of my favorites. Good choice, Tex.
the mirandas ghost outro and the fact this video was so chill is probably the most relaxing thing ive ever watched, where is the asmr tag?
God **damn,** that song on the credits is excellent.
that outro song is pretty powerful, it reminds me of the navy MOH winner stories i heard in navy school
I really need to take a look at playing this. At first I’d scroll past these, now I’m all ‘OH BOY! SHENANIGANS!’
Watching these videos to have an example the next time i play so i can do my job only looking slighly incompetent
Yeah, that's some proper SS13 right there.
Also, I really appreciate the sheer variety of filk music you're introducing me to by way of the credits.
Ya know after watching this episode it gives me a idea they should try on goon station, have a random chance for one of the roids you pull up to be just a giant raw meatball.
That would be just trippy your standing there expecting stone and ore and crap and you suddenly get a giant gelatinous hunk of meat and gross.
Meat is great. I would welcome this
i bet the chef would like that
I'm wondering if it's possible to magnet in a alien warship of some description. I just think it'd be cool to magnet in the BattleStar Galactica or something like that for some reason
Just got my AP Comparative government score which crushed me... but the fact that this exists is enough to moderately rebuild me. Thanks Tex!
You can't succeed unless you fail.
fucking hell that credits song hit hard.
That right there is some *_real_* music.
Come for the stompy robits, stay for the spessmans.
Be careful. Its a slippery slope... soon you will play too if you don't already.
@@RoKKr023i I won't deny, I'm tempted to look into it.
I've found goon as the best way to play the game it's a lot harder to do things like murder bone on it like you can on tg
"you have to move from fuck-up to fuck-up without loss of enthusiasm"
There's some words to live by, almost verbatim from Senica... Or was it epictitus. Markus Aurelius? Fuckit I read that somewhere and it helps.
Churchill
@@theblackpantslegion In the course of life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
48:40 Baker Street! 🤘
Keep up this upload schedule and you'll start hurting my sleep schedule Tex.
Pain will happen either way, but more pain will require more hard liquor.
+1 for Rocketeer reference.
that outro song gets me every time
OOC is chat where people just ignore each other
Better horror movie than any I've seen in many years.
Tex:Let's place bets of how fk'ed up the round is going to get. Me:To infinity and beyond. Was I wrong?
Spessmans is back
Ah, Goon....Finally started pulling shifts here, as well as Yogstation and a little TG and Honkstation. CM Marines got...lame fast and with my Australian ping I can't be robust.
Play all, learn all
@@theblackpantslegion Indeed, It's about the Fun, and if somewhere feels like a chore to play....it's not worth playing really.
@@theblackpantslegion Even the erp ones? Boat Bomber took that hit for us already didn't he?
Oh, nice. Just got done playing a round on TG and this popped up.
I am banned off of goonstation for burning a of the pride clothing.
Damn, I did something similar and no admins cared. Must've just been a bad admin on duty at that time lol
I got on goonstation after watching your videos
Go full helicopter! Yeah, we are doing Goon.
Jesus Christ. That outro fucking destroyed me.
Gotta say I prefer mining levels as opposed to magnet scoops. Been having some fun on manta and oshan, but the downside is I always come back to the station on the brink of collapse.
We're not an AI we're just another humanman like you
Goonstation is what I play on when I get drunk and pass out on my keyboard. I have no idea how most of my shifts ends.
Clowns burning things, sec officers walking past obvious crimes and doing nothing, botanists yelling at each other as they attempt to make omega weed, scientists brewing thermite and injecting it in people for no good reason,
There will never be enough filk.
yo what awesome sea chanty is this
Its called filk. It's no sea chantey.
Just another day for Tex in mad work place in ss13.
I’m pretty sure you can press shift to pop the brakes on the shuttles, and it stops you pretty quickly.
Coffee..... good in the AM.. good in the PM.. good for the rear, good for the fear... of the caff. In the future the bean becomes Soy-Caff? Nah, I don't think so! Not in the periphery it ain't!
Live by the arty, die by the arty.😂😂😂
I would play Goonstation right now but I got banned for a week after a messed up an eye surgery on the captain that may or may not have caused him to get robotisized
Going through the all the SS13 vids as the list has em. So kinda going in reverse order.
Hey Tex, just as question:
Do you sort the games you publish or do you just record all/on occasion/on special circumstances and publish them all?
My only aspiration is to be a successful space talk show host.
if you were wondering what the screen says in the beginning where the letters stand out for a second it says at 4:12 Satan Come
Oh nice. Its only 4am I can swing one more yourube video lol
Here we go again...
I play on goon a lot more now do you always use the name Randolph checkers? I think I've seen you around.
I am always Randolph Checkers. Except where I am not.
Alright
Yo,I got banned From fulp for commiting genocide (using lava staff on the entrances of the escape shuttle,40 People killed Lol)
Is there any server with The same map?
fulp's just /tg/ man. Play /tg/.
@@theblackpantslegion HOW TF
i cant find it on Byond.
these asteroids must have came from rimworld
Dude I would love to know where to find that song at the end
Probably a bit late but for people in the future, the song is Sam Jones. It's sung by Leslie Fish and it's part of the album Carmen Miranda's Ghost.
ohhhhhhhhhh yeah
So Tex, thanks to you rekindling my desire to play BattleTech and Mechwarrior games I decided to get my hands on one of the classics: Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries which was "obtained by thoroughly legal means" (it's a CD-Rom from the 2000s purchased in Croatia which did not have, sell, or import Mechwarrior 2 - you can guess what that means).
Getting that relic to run on windows 10 is adventure in itself but this is all a digression of the main point because from the very first mission I made a very amusing discovery.
Sergeant Unther of the Hansen's Roughriders sounds EXACTLY like you, and furthermore his demeanor and speech pattern is also very close to yours.
Have you been doing some voice acting in the 90s or is your life closely mimicking that of Sergeant Unther? :P
This may be life imitating art in many ways. Bet you'd wish you'd studied more in school, eh?
@@theblackpantslegion it is of note to mention also Unther gets blown up in TimberWolf :P
Why would a space suit not block radiation? That seems like a serious oversight since... space is radioactive.
Next time you mine on that station during a hell burn, why not throw alien artifacts into the engine. For funsies.
Fun is great.
So Tex, I tried to add the gatekeeper for the BPL discord but it says that he isn't accepting friend requests right now. Is there a more updated way to try and get in, am I just being a dumb dumb and missed something, or has the discord closed its borders?
I'd say keep my eyes peeled. You found the old method. Similar methods exist. You'll see.
@@theblackpantslegion The hunt is on then, thanks for the direction.
whats that ending song?
Has anyone tried assembling the body parts?
What is the name of the song at the end of this Video ?
Probably sam jones
@@theblackpantslegion yes one of my friends knew the name
Sam Jones by Leslie Fish
does anyone have advice for getting into SS13 at all?
Yes. Play on a server you like, have the wiki open, shadow people to learn jobs, and have fun.
Does tex have a discord?
yep
@@theblackpantslegion cool! could i get a link?
Did you find out what happened at the end of the video?
Sometimes I never do.
Dear Tex I would first like to say i,m sorry for the I love you bullshit it will never happen again that said I hope don't ban me for your channel for what i,m about type but the truth is last year your channel really helped me out when I was just struggling to get be you and crow got me through some hard times and after hearing half a dozen of your podcast and hearing about your problems I think I may something that could may? Help you understand I am trying to get into the bpl or trying become friends with you I think I would be a bad fit and a bad friend I just want to pay you back for everything you have given me when I was a young man I found a writer named Robert Anton Wilson he wrote three books that really helped me out they were .Prometheus rising and cosmic Trigger part 1 and 2 you should check them out or if you have a P.O I could buy and send them to you ? Again please please don't ban me your video,s here on the bpl are so good! Also what pushed me post finally post is I just went through the second podcast you did and I found out were the same age also just to be clear I live all the way over in Rhode island and i,m trying to get my life back together I don't have time to fuck with you! I barely had time to type this thank you for your time and Praise Z0rg !
Thanks for your kindness. I don't need any books at the moment. I dont think you owe me anything. We're just two guys goin down the road of internet.
Clown ops. Like you disguise your self as a clown or you are a clown?
Yes.