How Hot Can It Get?

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2012
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    / tweetsauce
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    Thanks to / minutephysics
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    for their guidance on this video!
    All music (except for the classical in the beginning) by Jake Chudnow: / jakechudnow
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    GreenPowerScience: • Fresnel Lens 3002ºF DI...
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    sun and pinhead fact is from this book: www.amazon.com/The-Universe-Te...
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    WR 104: blogs.discovermagazine.com/bad...
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    www.physicsforums.com/showthre...
    www.thenakedscientists.com/for...
    Temperature wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature
    kugelblitz: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelbli...)
    Are you brighter than the sun?: blogs.discovermagazine.com/bad...
    BONUS:
    check out the Hagedorn temperature: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagedorn...
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Комментарии • 40 тыс.

  • @MetaTomato
    @MetaTomato 3 года назад +26724

    When Michael said his tea is quite hot, I immediately wondered if it's the hottest thing in the universe, so I'm glad he clarifies that it's not

    • @mrblueflu2378
      @mrblueflu2378 3 года назад +694

      Albert Einstein once wrote in his journals that he likes men

    • @spacesheep6547
      @spacesheep6547 2 года назад +274

      I'm the opposite of the hottest thing in the universe, so much so, i never even stood next to a girl for longer than a minute

    • @mayapapaya1915
      @mayapapaya1915 2 года назад +101

      @@spacesheep6547 no, you’re a kugelblitz 😏

    • @pedroperryresende5126
      @pedroperryresende5126 2 года назад +235

      The tea is not the hottest thing, but who was holding the tea was the hottest thing

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy 2 года назад +18

      The hottest thing was ur mom

  • @dangitspang4667
    @dangitspang4667 4 года назад +9678

    Hey Michael, can you turn up the thermostat?
    Michael: *_What is... t e m p e r a t u r e ? ? ?_*

    • @mrbiggielarge
      @mrbiggielarge 4 года назад +256

      *Vsacue Music Plays*

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 4 года назад +106

      You mean, the device that controls the Air Conditioning?
      Or does it?

    • @dangitspang4667
      @dangitspang4667 4 года назад +50

      First of all, what is *_hot?_*

    • @unoriginalname8716
      @unoriginalname8716 4 года назад +62

      First of all,what is what?

    • @Maydaypayday7
      @Maydaypayday7 4 года назад +20

      DangItsPang and if so, how much does it weigh?

  • @gabe_1971
    @gabe_1971 Год назад +3970

    Michael has some of the most rewatchable videos on RUclips

    • @bee_552
      @bee_552 Год назад +46

      Sam o Nella academy

    • @zwiebelringe
      @zwiebelringe Год назад +6

      ong

    • @SJursa-ey4tt
      @SJursa-ey4tt Год назад +13

      i see, we are all here again XD

    • @ProWajxxx
      @ProWajxxx Год назад +19

      fr i saw this video like 2 months ago, yet i clicked on it without hesitation when it showed up in my feed

    • @JasonsFilmsYT
      @JasonsFilmsYT Год назад +25

      Vsauce videos are timeless, it's incredible.

  • @giriumground
    @giriumground Год назад +1126

    The fact that this vid is 10 years old yet is in a format that can be produced in modern day and still be considered high quality is just...insane. Also proves that Vsauce is very good

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak Год назад +9

      Bro its 10 years ago, not much has changed

    • @giriumground
      @giriumground Год назад +83

      @@sejozwak actually quite a lot has changed.

    • @falkeborg9432
      @falkeborg9432 8 месяцев назад +3

      Vsauce is indeed very good my friend

    • @june_thehuman9650
      @june_thehuman9650 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@sejozwak10 years is a long time

    • @alexpenna
      @alexpenna 7 месяцев назад

      I know, he's just so handsome

  • @levim8948
    @levim8948 4 года назад +26053

    This is my dad explaining why I shouldn’t touch the thermostat

    • @f8hypnotical304
      @f8hypnotical304 4 года назад +187

      Levi Murphy underated

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 года назад +50

      Why?

    • @coltentucker1659
      @coltentucker1659 4 года назад +526

      @@MaksKCS it's the dad and the thermostat joke. In most areas in the u.s. there's a stereotype that dads are religous about thermostat temperatures (namely due to how much electric bills can cost just by a raise by a single degree in most areas) the joke being that the dad would overe exaggerate the importance of not touching the thermostat.

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 года назад +32

      @@coltentucker1659
      That's just stupid

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 года назад +61

      @@MaksKCS Was just about to say/comment that lol.But hey,what do I know?I live in Croatia.

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 2 года назад +8454

    Imagine your planet dies because a star 360 noscoped it from 8000 light years away

    • @itzSh1z0
      @itzSh1z0 2 года назад +609

      You don't have to imagine. COUNT YOUR DAYS

    • @weirdgamer9566
      @weirdgamer9566 2 года назад +174

      @@Alex-ju4gj I just looked it up and universetoday says it's likely angled about 30 degrees away from us, but it's also mid-meltdown so it will explode soon.
      The explosion hopefully wont launch us into nothingness tho

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 2 года назад +118

      @@weirdgamer9566 soon is a scary word

    • @kingkonglong9442
      @kingkonglong9442 2 года назад +38

      @@weirdgamer9566 mid meltdown? Do you mean it is in the half of its life?

    • @lamuzzo5120
      @lamuzzo5120 2 года назад +30

      F*** S***
      HACKING HACKING
      IM REPORTING YOU B****
      GET BANNED

  • @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security
    @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security 6 месяцев назад +46

    The tea isn't the hottest thing in the universe, it's the man holding it.

    • @simonm-m8106
      @simonm-m8106 10 дней назад +2

      Vsauce is a kugelblitz

    • @Clipzz.z
      @Clipzz.z 4 дня назад

      @@simonm-m8106 alr

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 3 месяца назад +27

    2:39 Thanks for putting it in London.

  • @Pauline__
    @Pauline__ 4 года назад +5354

    0:43 "...Assuming you sleep at night"
    See, that's where the problem starts

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 года назад +29

      Pauline lol

    • @PeeP5051
      @PeeP5051 4 года назад +96

      Fucked my schedule up aswell

    • @satanhimself3578
      @satanhimself3578 4 года назад +62

      The screams..
      They won't stop....

    • @proton7electron
      @proton7electron 4 года назад +17

      Let me introduce myself.

    • @nox_7277
      @nox_7277 4 года назад +4

      There are 314 likes on this comment. It’s great 👍

  • @user-kn5um7cs7d
    @user-kn5um7cs7d 4 года назад +3167

    “Sup girl you looking like a kugelblitz” - Vsauce getting rejected for some reason.

    • @extremealier4143
      @extremealier4143 4 года назад +16

      Needs some improvements but not a bad joke (don't ask me though)

    • @louisrorison8457
      @louisrorison8457 4 года назад +40

      Kugelblitz means "Bullet Storm" in German - I think. It was the name given to a planed German SPAA in WWII (anti-air vehicle). This is indeed most epic

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 4 года назад +3

      @Adrian_S He said "I think" so idk

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 4 года назад +7

      "Hay gurl, you look like a blackhole"

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 4 года назад +2

      @Adrian_S well, kugel can also get translated to bullet, and blitz is more like a blitzgewitter of some sort.

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms Месяц назад +20

    This video is 11 Years old, but it feels like it’s made today😕

  • @YeastCartography
    @YeastCartography 10 месяцев назад +20

    I watched this video with my grandfather this day five years ago, the year he died. We binge watched like half of the VSauce uploads that day, probably the best 4th of my life.

  • @ItsBurbank
    @ItsBurbank 5 лет назад +36334

    Everybody know the hottest thing in the universe is those playground slides in the summertime

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 5 лет назад +1470

      Only the metal ones. :/

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 5 лет назад +1323

      @@scolaget no, and the plastic ones too

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 5 лет назад +1184

      @@isaklarsson5241 true, but metal ones are worse.

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 5 лет назад +678

      @@scolaget I guess u right, plastic ones come in 2nd tho

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 5 лет назад +153

      Wack.

  • @brontar7258
    @brontar7258 4 года назад +22706

    “Hey Vsauce, Michael here, and my tea is quite hot. And as always, thanks for watching”

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 4 года назад +344

      Tea IS quite hot!

    • @OscarRosen
      @OscarRosen 4 года назад +388

      I read that automatically in his voice lol

    • @justnothing1171
      @justnothing1171 4 года назад +40

      XDd

    • @fuzzyhead878
      @fuzzyhead878 4 года назад +82

      He needs to do that as an April Fool’s prank.

    • @brontar7258
      @brontar7258 4 года назад +45

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) Im asking that question myself lmao

  • @ZoveRen
    @ZoveRen 9 месяцев назад +24

    Неожиданная и приятая концовка! (Правда с субтитрами проблема)

  • @mikubrot
    @mikubrot Год назад +29

    i love how i barely understood this shit years ago, and now i have a stronger understanding of basic science it becomes even more fascinating and interesting to me, because i actually can comprehend it to some extent

  • @jamesmartin5762
    @jamesmartin5762 8 лет назад +3562

    "if you sleep at night..." dude I'm here because I don't sleep at night

  • @laysclassicpotatochips1784
    @laysclassicpotatochips1784 3 года назад +7061

    “Mom I have a fever of 1.41 x 10 to the 36th Kelvin”
    Mom: you’re still going to school

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 года назад +370

      The steel benches in summer is hotter

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 года назад +103

      Wise man:Socrates
      Wise Man Remix:Michael

    • @user-bq7sn9ji3u
      @user-bq7sn9ji3u 3 года назад +72

      Actually, you would become a black hole, eat the hole solar system, so there will be no more school

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 3 года назад +147

      Its cuz of that darn phone

    • @theaccounter
      @theaccounter 3 года назад +69

      @@posadist681 "Mom, I learned how to become a Professional Chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant after 5 years and I am extremely famous making food for billionaires."
      "It's because of that damn phone!"
      "But that's a good thing!!!"

  • @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up
    @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up 5 месяцев назад +19

    Wow coming back to these space videos years later feels so good. Vsauce truly inspired a generation. And i feel myself getting back to my childhood curiosity of the world and universe around me.
    I think we all should stay curious. Keeps you grounded.

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n 10 месяцев назад +13

    These videos age like fine wine.

  • @whatskraken3886
    @whatskraken3886 4 года назад +2951

    "and my tea is _quite_ hot, but not the hottest thing in the universe"
    surprising.

    • @johnrubensaragi4125
      @johnrubensaragi4125 4 года назад +9

      "Quite" is an ambiguous word. American=>to the greatest extent
      British=>fairly

    • @thefailedkid9715
      @thefailedkid9715 4 года назад +5

      Unless he cheated his tea to the planck temperature

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 4 года назад +6

      But you know what's not surprising?
      How much Geico can save you on car insurance.

    • @definitelyahumannotabot
      @definitelyahumannotabot 4 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @patrickmclaughlin61
      @patrickmclaughlin61 4 года назад +4

      What I'm not getting. A bit of material the size of a pin head heated to 29 million kelvin. Death to all in a 1000 mile radius.
      Thermonuclear explosion.. 300 million kelvin at the centre. Not the same amount of damage. 🤔

  • @nikdoesstuff9338
    @nikdoesstuff9338 3 года назад +11827

    The funniest part was "assuming you sleep at night"

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 3 года назад +275

      Night shifts ?

    • @nikdoesstuff9338
      @nikdoesstuff9338 3 года назад +530

      @@PiOfficial nah I'm just really bad at getting to sleep

    • @CosmoBubblegum
      @CosmoBubblegum 3 года назад +295

      Insomnia gang

    • @sammichaels3757
      @sammichaels3757 3 года назад +176

      Who has time to sleep at night when there are so many Vsauce videos. 😂

    • @Chris-fy8rk
      @Chris-fy8rk 3 года назад +44

      I work from 8pm till 7am five sometimes six nights a week.
      Oh how i miss sleeping at night

  • @some_albanian_boi8579
    @some_albanian_boi8579 Год назад +42

    6:32 imagine being so bad u get no scoped from 8000 light years away 💀

  • @Disorder2312
    @Disorder2312 Год назад +4

    Didn't realize i was watching a video from 10 years ago, until this wierd screen shot: 1:42
    The narrative in the video almost looks modern.

  • @flori1493
    @flori1493 3 года назад +3061

    Video title : How hot can it get?
    Thumbnail : Michael
    Case : closed

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 3 года назад +204

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 3 года назад +13

      @@jfrfilms6697 Hi.

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 года назад +8

      @@jfrfilms6697 lmfao

    • @LilCalebW
      @LilCalebW 3 года назад +20

      @@jfrfilms6697 i knew someone was gonna say that

    • @luciozuccheri1343
      @luciozuccheri1343 3 года назад +18

      Shrek is 2039493949394849393°K

  • @nerrname1379
    @nerrname1379 3 года назад +3610

    “Hey Vsauce, popping up in your recommenced 8 years later here”

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 3 года назад +45

      The fact that people are still commenting on a video from 2012 is amazing

    • @lochlandrussell3335
      @lochlandrussell3335 3 года назад +4

      Omg its amazing

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 3 года назад +10

      If you understood how the algorithms work for the recommended videos, it wouldn't be as funny as you're trying to make it out to be. You're reaching, but you'll get there. Keep practicing.

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 3 года назад +7

      @@A7xFo 🤓

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 года назад +6

      @A7xFo 🤓

  • @user-qn2vq6pb7c
    @user-qn2vq6pb7c 3 месяца назад +3

    Watching this in 2024 and then just realizing that it’s 11 years old video.., i mean damn…!! Micheal is legend..

  • @protato5896
    @protato5896 4 года назад +2034

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    b o i

    • @beetweneeforlibartor981
      @beetweneeforlibartor981 4 года назад +39

      B O I ====》 B O I L!

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I sleep at morning

    • @Kutarensmusic
      @Kutarensmusic 4 года назад +15

      Some people actually sleep during the day. Think about 3rd shift jobs. 🤷‍♂️

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 4 года назад +5

      Watching this 3am lol I'm so fucking stupid why am I doing this

    • @Memessssss
      @Memessssss 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @fredschultz4457
    @fredschultz4457 4 года назад +2070

    How hot can it get?
    “Lets begin with the human body”
    Wow micheal, I didn’t know you felt that way

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO 4 года назад +29

      This is beautiful

    • @John-ds3kj
      @John-ds3kj 4 года назад +8

      Haha

    • @alanfran
      @alanfran 4 года назад +15

      @@Nami8302_OwO ÒwÓ
      *please kill me*

    • @Honne1064
      @Honne1064 4 года назад +6

      Nohomo

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 года назад

      @@alanfran ruclips.net/video/rrD3jp34BFg/видео.html
      alright then (kill me too)

  • @vintagemoto9947
    @vintagemoto9947 3 месяца назад +5

    I remember when this video came out. Here I am, 12 years later. Enjoying it again. I must have seen it 30 times. Still interesting. Michael is a true master of RUclips and making learning fun. And he doesnt age.

  • @vyomsehgal324
    @vyomsehgal324 9 месяцев назад +6

    Michael: If you want to be cool, 3 Giga Kelvin
    Me: How the heck is that cool
    (It’s super hot isn’t it)

  • @furiousgarfer4991
    @furiousgarfer4991 4 года назад +1659

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    I feel called out

  • @jaredpeterson9459
    @jaredpeterson9459 7 лет назад +1673

    Michael's right. I called a girl a kugelblitz, and now I'm married.

    • @patricktricks5585
      @patricktricks5585 7 лет назад +108

      Jared Peterson she just sucked you in and wouldn't even let light escape

    • @jaredpeterson9459
      @jaredpeterson9459 7 лет назад +27

      Cis-white heterosexual male yeah it was awful at the time but hey. Now I'm dead

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 7 лет назад +14

      Jared Peterson just not with the girl you flirted with

    • @jaredpeterson9459
      @jaredpeterson9459 7 лет назад +20

      m4rcDE roy4l yeah. The girl with whom I flirted beat me up. I'm married to madam curie

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 7 лет назад +1

      kk :)

  • @Thagy1973
    @Thagy1973 Год назад +2

    Why do I love the background music of Vsauce videos so much?

  • @hypheneC
    @hypheneC Месяц назад +1

    nearly 12 years later and still a banger

  • @WaifuSlayer-li4zi
    @WaifuSlayer-li4zi 4 года назад +1709

    Me: How's your tea Michael?
    Michael:

    • @pokebrand7386
      @pokebrand7386 4 года назад +59

      Me: “Ah shit, here we go again”

    • @marijanmaric5501
      @marijanmaric5501 4 года назад +10

      Literally the funniest comment

    • @drsiddhant8905
      @drsiddhant8905 4 года назад +2

      Every pakistani reading this comment : fantastic

    • @merculous4702
      @merculous4702 4 года назад +1

      Actuallly laughed out loud

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 4 года назад

      TheRolling Rowlet MELIOUDAS

  • @TDSport_
    @TDSport_ 3 года назад +3773

    *on date*
    Girl: “hi how are you”
    Me: “ku-ku-kugelblitz
    Girl: “sorry what?”
    Me: “yuh your kugelblitz”

    • @dakid000000
      @dakid000000 3 года назад +134

      This made me laugh way more than it was supposed to.

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 года назад +46

      Humor indeed

    • @axelhill8966
      @axelhill8966 3 года назад +38

      *_flashbacks_*

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 года назад +5

      Wont happen.

    • @gshwjakskfj5413
      @gshwjakskfj5413 3 года назад +161

      then the girl removes it's skin to reveal she's actually vsauce and starts explaining why it's not okay to touch mars

  • @N4F123
    @N4F123 7 месяцев назад +3

    Still they are not as hot as the car seatbelt in the summers.

  • @wushiwushigander1959
    @wushiwushigander1959 Год назад +3

    V sauce: "Assuming you sleep at night..."
    Me: "Bold of you to assume that I sleep at all."

  • @gibby9215
    @gibby9215 4 года назад +2774

    *Michael at a dinner party*
    "And how is your tea, my dear friend?"
    "Tasty, and quite hot. It's not the hottest thing around though. But what is hot..."

    • @caminates3892
      @caminates3892 3 года назад +50

      Are we not going to point out the fly on his profile picture

    • @gibby9215
      @gibby9215 3 года назад +15

      Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 Happy I could help

    • @strawberryseal1851
      @strawberryseal1851 3 года назад +9

      Thers a thers a fly on your icon

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 3 года назад +5

      Gibby WHY WOULD YOU PUT A FLY IN YOUR PROFILE?!!😰😰

    • @holden_7597
      @holden_7597 3 года назад +4

      Gin Pau to fuck with people

  • @MalexAPI475
    @MalexAPI475 4 года назад +2071

    Mom: "The food isn't that hot!"
    The food:

  • @matthewhunter8971
    @matthewhunter8971 Год назад +1

    This video got me into Vsauce, can't believe it's 10 years old.....

  • @EBjeebies1081
    @EBjeebies1081 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:24 Hearing even the most frightening and unhinged man in the known universe describe anything as “frightening” is… frightening

  • @MrHeliMan
    @MrHeliMan 3 года назад +6010

    Did you know:
    An average shower knob takes a turn of approximately 3 nanometers to heat up your water from 10°C to the Planck Temperature.

    • @pschiptunes64
      @pschiptunes64 3 года назад +282

      Relatable.

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 3 года назад +164

      That’s a sign that the mixer (Not native English speaker here. Just the thing that mixes hot water and cold water together.) is broken.

    • @emilieduran1553
      @emilieduran1553 3 года назад +15

      LOLLLLLL

    • @chrisparkhurst5158
      @chrisparkhurst5158 3 года назад +12

      Underrated comment 👍

    • @lookatme7032
      @lookatme7032 3 года назад +5

      Real life

  • @jswertujj
    @jswertujj 3 года назад +3059

    Fahrenheit
    0° Really Cold Outside
    100° Really Hot Outside
    Celsius
    0° Fairly Cold Outside
    100° Dead
    Kelvin
    0° Dead
    100° Dead

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 года назад +291

      You put ° after the absolute value of kelvin, thats not how it works

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 3 года назад +60

      @@artratengo3685Pedanticus Magnus

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 года назад +20

      @@staalman1226 yes, a big exact

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 3 года назад +9

      @@artratengo3685 Did you just use Google Translate? I saw the comment before you edited it you know

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 года назад +4

      @@staalman1226 nah i taught of what they mean and figured it out

  • @rasfinrohani1947
    @rasfinrohani1947 11 дней назад +1

    Me: What is he doing?
    Vsauce: He is emiting infrared rays.

  • @arsalz.siddiqi4958
    @arsalz.siddiqi4958 11 месяцев назад +6

    This content really is timeless.

  • @canadoodlez5009
    @canadoodlez5009 2 года назад +6456

    I was totally expecting him to say
    “My tea is quite hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe…
    *or is it?* “

  • @AllenReviews
    @AllenReviews 3 года назад +5816

    Vsauce: You can make plasma in a microwave:
    Me: :)
    Vsauce: But don't do it
    Me: :(

    • @cykablyat6481
      @cykablyat6481 3 года назад +89

      I did on accident once

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 3 года назад +67

      I left a fork in the microwave ones 😅, my parents where’d that happy with it🙃

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 года назад +19

      @Yorbe Heeren
      What?

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 3 года назад +2

      I Guess So you just have to look up what happens and you will get it 🙃

    • @kreyzgr5167
      @kreyzgr5167 3 года назад +75

      @@Lord-on3yy once* weren't* sorry for correcting but this comment confused me

  • @jettpack9168
    @jettpack9168 6 месяцев назад +1

    "but if you wanna be cool, 3 gigakelvin"
    it is crazy how well this aged

  • @explosivecar
    @explosivecar 8 месяцев назад +2

    10 years ago and his content has not changed but it is still nice to watch

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 Год назад +2620

    “Assuming you sleep at night…” a bold assumption

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Год назад +14

      @John Freddy and why does everyone keep telling me to get out of their walls when they do it?

    • @Colin-ch6zh
      @Colin-ch6zh Год назад +5

      if i did i wouldnt be watching this video

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames Год назад +6

      This was 10 years ago, things were different then.....

    • @MrDarrencurry
      @MrDarrencurry Год назад +3

      It's 02:26 here in Ireland. Hello

  • @ThePrimoZ
    @ThePrimoZ 7 лет назад +4488

    "My tea is quite hot...
    "But it's not the hottest thing in the universe...
    "So what is?"
    Well that escalated quickly o.o

    • @geekvlady5614
      @geekvlady5614 7 лет назад +23

      second one...

    • @neitly
      @neitly 7 лет назад

      original comment LUL

    • @momiaw
      @momiaw 7 лет назад

      +Equinox! And three more in the next two days. This thing is going viral

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 7 лет назад +16

      Well this escalated quickly o.o

    • @avagreen9060
      @avagreen9060 7 лет назад +49

      The_Primo_Z That went from zero to Kugelblitz real quick.

  • @martymcfly1833
    @martymcfly1833 3 месяца назад +1

    I remember watching this when it came out. Time flies. Brings back memories

  • @qoombert
    @qoombert 2 месяца назад +3

    И как всегда спасибо, что смотрели.

  • @r34dood
    @r34dood 2 года назад +2813

    Called my crush a Kugelblitz, we’re married now
    Thanks dude!

    • @amazinggaju
      @amazinggaju 2 года назад +191

      Vsauce is your friendly neighborhood smartass to help get you the ladies

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 2 года назад +31

      Damn maybe i should try that to my crush

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 2 года назад +37

      Ah I see. A fellow R34 lover. Choose one
      Skyline R34 or R32

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 2 года назад +11

      @@makfrags14 R34

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 2 года назад +7

      @@pizzawonderer5024 nice

  • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
    @user-vs9lu7zl2e 3 года назад +2396

    "Damn girl, I can't see any theory working on you, because you're kugelblitz."
    imma head out now

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 года назад +14

      LOL

    • @beppington5947
      @beppington5947 3 года назад +9

      LOL

    • @nuclearping
      @nuclearping 3 года назад +92

      Physics Girl would appreciate.

    • @petermarquesliveLIVE
      @petermarquesliveLIVE 3 года назад +29

      Its been 2 months... Any luck?

    • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
      @user-vs9lu7zl2e 3 года назад +55

      @@petermarquesliveLIVE the only living beings at this moment, besides the people living with me, that can hear the line are some spiders and they scrambled before even telling them haha.
      I gdmn hate the new measurements.

  • @Bombinyoballsgahh
    @Bombinyoballsgahh Год назад

    This is top Editing right here. Very ahead of its time

  • @hapahapahappy
    @hapahapahappy 4 месяца назад +3

    1:35 wow it's insane how different RUclips used to look. I kind of miss it

  • @Gingrman-mx4sp
    @Gingrman-mx4sp 5 лет назад +4087

    Michael: you can make plasma by microwaving fire
    Me [mentally]: OOOOOOO
    Michael: BUT DON'T DO IT.
    Me [mentally]: aww....

    • @Shadow-so7jk
      @Shadow-so7jk 5 лет назад +37

      big facts :(

    • @hernerweisenberg7052
      @hernerweisenberg7052 5 лет назад +71

      you can make plasma by flipping the light switch ,)

    • @JoseATurner
      @JoseATurner 5 лет назад +65

      Actually heard of a guy microwaving a microwave microwaving a toaster I'm not sure if it made plasma but it did for the toaster to about a bajillion degrees

    • @thechickenman3713
      @thechickenman3713 5 лет назад +31

      Microwave a grape cut in half

    • @JosephDalrymple
      @JosephDalrymple 5 лет назад +10

      This described my reaction exactly.

  • @neatestburrito1078
    @neatestburrito1078 2 года назад +1760

    "It would kill anything in a 1000 mile radius" *destroys all of the UK to demonstrate"

  • @sid_339
    @sid_339 11 месяцев назад +1

    You are the best RUclipsr I have ever seen. Hats off!🎉

  • @WilisL
    @WilisL 8 месяцев назад

    Every now and then I come back to his old videos, waiting for the day when he drops a new one.

  • @benjaminlevenson4109
    @benjaminlevenson4109 4 года назад +3051

    I walked up to my crush and said she was so hot, that she's a Kugelblitz. Just kidding, I only have a Planck amount of confidence.

  • @ahmedassem5571
    @ahmedassem5571 4 года назад +4606

    me : hears "obsidian"
    my brain : M I N E C R A F T

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 4 года назад +40

      Ahmed Assem it can actually melt into lava in Minecraft too

    • @catfromabove9464
      @catfromabove9464 4 года назад +26

      no shit, when i was 10, when i hear something that i knew from minecraft, i remember minecraft

    • @mindshiv4757
      @mindshiv4757 4 года назад +29

      H I T T O B S I D I A N W I T H D I A M O N D Y E S S S

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 4 года назад +3

      Me 2

    • @waleedbinshabbir1542
      @waleedbinshabbir1542 4 года назад +6

      @@Alan_Marin it might be modded

  • @happygilmore5233
    @happygilmore5233 6 месяцев назад

    You are the best at breaking anything down. Thank you for your posts.

  • @J3xetor
    @J3xetor 10 месяцев назад +4

    vsauce rizz

    • @J3xetor
      @J3xetor 8 месяцев назад

      why did i comment this

    • @J3xetor
      @J3xetor 7 месяцев назад

      why did i comment this too?

  • @davidf2281
    @davidf2281 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well, I certainly didn't expect that ending.

  • @DuckofaPato
    @DuckofaPato 8 лет назад +1745

    I like to think he gets his ideas from casual conversations.
    "Hey, what do you have in you hand."
    "A rock."
    "Feels kind rough."
    "Yeah... but it's not the *roughest* thing in the universe... so what is?..."

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 8 лет назад +10

      You've got really nice ideas! Arnold approves it

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 8 лет назад +35

      +DuckofaPato
      I like how he always starts his videos with a statement about something, and then immediately questions it with a thoughtful expression.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 8 лет назад +2

      +DuckofaPato ...is it Pop T-
      *"IT'S NOT POP TARTS!"*

    • @icouldntthinkofaname7773
      @icouldntthinkofaname7773 8 лет назад +1

      +ZorotheGallade its pop what then?

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 8 лет назад +28

      this joke is pretty racist, but it's not the most racist thing in the universe. so what is?

  • @xyxen8hydra154
    @xyxen8hydra154 4 года назад +2738

    Micheal: “earth is safe if it burst”
    Me: “phew!”
    Micheal: “but what if it wasn’t”
    “Oh no”

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +4

      Even if, we would have no light, plants won't grow, we will have more energy consumption and less Produktion due to missing solar power

    • @bossk6285
      @bossk6285 4 года назад +8

      Love your profile photo

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +1

      @Yester no sun light, we would have to use electric lights or fire

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +1

      @Yester because we would need more power for all the lights, all of them instead of only half will be on

    • @Looming_ewe
      @Looming_ewe 4 года назад +5

      @@dataexpunged3914 what? He wasn't talking about sun but another star far away

  • @abbadox315
    @abbadox315 11 месяцев назад

    I'm watching this 10 years later and am amazed at the quality of the audio and visuals of these videos

    • @Mr_Kabob
      @Mr_Kabob 10 месяцев назад

      Actually though.

  • @donald12998
    @donald12998 Месяц назад +2

    Absolute hot is every molecule vibrating at light speed.

  • @jakethesnake6783
    @jakethesnake6783 3 года назад +1156

    “Are you a kugelblitz, cos u r hotter than science can comprehend

    • @shatteringeye999
      @shatteringeye999 3 года назад +59

      I feel loved

    • @dabananasauce7610
      @dabananasauce7610 3 года назад +32

      @@shatteringeye999 you are!

    • @Director_Delta
      @Director_Delta 3 года назад +9

      yo, have you been in my yard a few months ago? i guess its a horribly common name, but we had some snakes in our yard and my mom who hates snakes for some reason "adopted" (not like keeping it, just naming it) one and named it jake the snake so....lol

    • @Hi-ty3hr
      @Hi-ty3hr 3 года назад

      Yes i am

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 3 года назад +1

      smooth

  • @DrKjoergoe
    @DrKjoergoe 8 лет назад +2220

    I love when Michael gives me flirt advice :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 8 лет назад +51

      Shame you'll never be able to use it *BOOM*

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 8 лет назад +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 8 лет назад +81

      Did anyone ever told you that you are hot as a Kugelblitz? :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 8 лет назад +64

      :3 oh you

    • @snowiblind
      @snowiblind 8 лет назад +37

      wat the actual fuck lol

  • @tradtke101
    @tradtke101 9 месяцев назад +1

    When an older kugelblitz begins giving off large amounts of heat due to Hawking Radiation, it is called a cougarblitz.

  • @phil.c2932
    @phil.c2932 Год назад

    Thanks for blowing my mind and I feel quite warm inside, im pretty sure my brain is burning at this moment.

  • @Akronox.
    @Akronox. 4 года назад +1262

    "How hot can we get?"
    Ricardo:

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 3 года назад +15

      Wizz Dj yep

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 3 года назад +17

      @@niceguyman1671 lmao ur name

    • @ayhemshaban9745
      @ayhemshaban9745 3 года назад +6

      @@niceguyman1671 did you actually ate a penguin???

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 3 года назад +6

      @@niceguyman1671 what did the penguin taste like?

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 3 года назад +13

      Andrew Siegel not bad kinda like flake except a bit more jucier and tastier

  • @darkvoid1751
    @darkvoid1751 5 лет назад +1457

    Drunk dude: that girls hot
    Vsauce: hold my theoretical beer... or don’t????¿¿¿¿

  • @mohammedagdid
    @mohammedagdid Месяц назад +1

    what is the hottest thing of the universe
    my pillow in summer : allow me to introduce myself.

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp 9 месяцев назад +1

    i actually have a fever as i'm watching this. when i watched that guy put a trash bag over his head and then fold his arms, completely visible in the infrared filter, i said "where'd he go?" out loud and made myself laugh for like two straight minutes.

  • @mcnt9506
    @mcnt9506 8 лет назад +667

    wow, that intro escalated really quickly.
    "my tea is hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."

    • @Yotam1703
      @Yotam1703 8 лет назад +25

      "The young yang symbol is a bright idea. But what's the brightest thing in the universe?"

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 8 лет назад

      lol so out of context. ah micheal you cheeky bugger

    • @HardCoreTea
      @HardCoreTea 7 лет назад +3

      Yin Yang יא נעל

    • @nabilyahya8141
      @nabilyahya8141 7 лет назад +5

      +MCNT052 i thought you said micheal you cheese burger

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 7 лет назад +1

      ayeee i saw what you did there
      +1 cheese points

  • @crazuhuge
    @crazuhuge 4 года назад +2099

    “You’re so hot, you’re like a kugelblitz” if she understands it, i’ll know i’ve found the one.

    • @ArchimondeInfect
      @ArchimondeInfect 4 года назад +76

      but if she speaks german and not physics, you are about to get slapped by her :D

    • @Riley-uh6ef
      @Riley-uh6ef 4 года назад +36

      Jakob Topholm you look like a virgin

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 4 года назад +18

      @@ArchimondeInfect I dunno, I think "ball lightning" could be a compliment, in and of itself

    • @ThePurrplePuff
      @ThePurrplePuff 4 года назад

      Yup!

    • @kden9772
      @kden9772 4 года назад +3

      Jakob Topholm the self propelled anti air tank?

  • @anthonykoeslag
    @anthonykoeslag 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude, we are all literally sitting through a stinking hot summer here and then your video shows up in my feed

  • @danielemondmusic
    @danielemondmusic Месяц назад

    My room mate in the kitchen at 11pm: “what are you microwaving, popcorn?”
    Me: “fire.”

  • @egg6572
    @egg6572 3 года назад +757

    Michael: “My tea is hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe.
    My dad’s coffee:

    • @Sevbi
      @Sevbi 3 года назад +22

      well...
      "its an awfully hot coffee pot"

    • @System3200
      @System3200 3 года назад +4

      "Are you challenging me?"

    • @budgetyoutubechannel6128
      @budgetyoutubechannel6128 2 года назад

      @@Sevbi " should i drop it on donald trump? *prolly not* "

    • @unknownskree
      @unknownskree 2 года назад

      Literally. I made my dad coffee once and he told me it was cold. It was so hot tho!

  • @thesweeney80
    @thesweeney80 4 года назад +1366

    4:11 "you can make plasma in the microwave"
    4:17 "but don't do it!"
    Too late, kitchen is on fire

    • @greenpewdiepie4209
      @greenpewdiepie4209 4 года назад +9

      In just 6 seconds

    • @Emilia_La_Nalgona
      @Emilia_La_Nalgona 4 года назад +23

      @@greenpewdiepie4209 well yes but no(v sauce music)

    • @jdemola55
      @jdemola55 4 года назад +1

      Well yes, but actually no.

    • @RealQuin
      @RealQuin 4 года назад +16

      instructions unclear, microwave caught in ceiling fan

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 4 года назад +1

      TemporaryName he was like 5 seconds late

  • @mjcampillo
    @mjcampillo 5 дней назад +1

    My dear Mother-in-Law regularly confuses the ideal temperature of coffee to that of the centre of the sun.

  • @user-lx2gq4in3f
    @user-lx2gq4in3f Год назад +1

    I love this man

  • @Nick-oj7ri
    @Nick-oj7ri 3 года назад +1331

    She: Am i Hot babe?
    me: yeah, like... 3GigaKelvin

    • @David_Box
      @David_Box 3 года назад +89

      Phhh... If you aren't even 69 terrakelvin don't even talk to me.

    • @Nick-oj7ri
      @Nick-oj7ri 3 года назад +9

      @@David_Box huh😏

    • @brutalrattle
      @brutalrattle 3 года назад +21

      Yeah, you’re like a kugelblitz

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 года назад +5

      0 Kelvin

    • @knight-qt3oo
      @knight-qt3oo 3 года назад +8

      Gamma Ray brust left the chat

  • @LASAGNA_LARRY
    @LASAGNA_LARRY 7 лет назад +1208

    Vsauce thought process:
    "It sure is cloudy today..."
    "Am I real? Are you real? What if we could travel at the speed of light? Are we alone in space?"

    • @locngoduy1571
      @locngoduy1571 7 лет назад +9

      John Smith +1

    • @mr_underscore5320
      @mr_underscore5320 7 лет назад +55

      John Smith No lol it works like this
      "Its sure cloudy today outside"
      "Or is it?"
      xD

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 7 лет назад +4

      Wait.. I think I've seen this comment.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 7 лет назад

      that's why we like em

    • @ThnputMd
      @ThnputMd 7 лет назад

      Corpus I have to

  • @cianosullivan4096
    @cianosullivan4096 Год назад +1

    bro got the Kugelrizz 💯

  • @wisdomisfree4206
    @wisdomisfree4206 11 месяцев назад

    Oh brand new video, thank you sauce!

  • @WackyOctopus
    @WackyOctopus 6 лет назад +823

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here and my tea is quite hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."
    Woah there buckaroo, might wanna slow down there.

  • @keane6
    @keane6 5 лет назад +1508

    When bae calls you a Kugelblitz

    • @chaoshandergiantdad117
      @chaoshandergiantdad117 5 лет назад +37

      Your profile pic is perfect for this.

    • @flugmoduson
      @flugmoduson 5 лет назад +85

      Maybe you shouldn't though. Kugelblitz is german. Kugel meaning sphere/ball and blitz meaning lightning. In some parts of germany Kugelblitz can also jokingly be referring to a fat/round person that can run really fast.

    • @adaisychain4azathoth
      @adaisychain4azathoth 5 лет назад +34

      @@flugmoduson A FAT PERSON THAT CAN RUN REALLY FAST AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DROPPED

    • @mnoovurvi
      @mnoovurvi 5 лет назад +5

      @@flugmoduson That is one of the most brilliant things I've heard in a while

    • @satanspotatoes
      @satanspotatoes 5 лет назад

      Happens every day

  • @WoofWaffle-hp1us
    @WoofWaffle-hp1us 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro forgot about the metal seatbelt 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @IceBirdCajz
    @IceBirdCajz 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro gave us the science rizz

  • @Dogemeat2077
    @Dogemeat2077 7 лет назад +2921

    You can't melt obsidian with the Sun's rays you can only obtain it with a diamond pick axe. shm

    • @anshats8947
      @anshats8947 6 лет назад +45

      wow, little mine crafter.

    • @AndyChamberlainMusic
      @AndyChamberlainMusic 6 лет назад +185

      I shake head mine too

    • @anshats8947
      @anshats8947 6 лет назад +2

      Ozone Strike Hm. i see.. it's really funny too explain it though. XDD (are you stupid?? XD)

    • @jaymoriarty314
      @jaymoriarty314 6 лет назад +45

      Shake head my

    • @cdurkinz
      @cdurkinz 6 лет назад +5

      Inb4 Minecraft patch with Sun Rays that melt Obsidian. shm

  • @grizemprasinu2199
    @grizemprasinu2199 4 года назад +350

    "But sun is way hotter than us"
    Sun : **blushes**

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 года назад +7

      I laughed wait way to loud at this and everyone on the bus is looking at me

    • @grizemprasinu2199
      @grizemprasinu2199 3 года назад +6

      @@greatercanada1798 No problem man show it to them too I don't mind

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 года назад

      @Damn Decibels lmao

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 3 года назад +11

      U made sun red now its alot hotter

  • @MiniMia48
    @MiniMia48 9 месяцев назад +1

    i would swoon so hard if someone called me a kugelblitz lmao

  • @neko7750
    @neko7750 3 месяца назад

    i swear vsauce vids are timeless.