How Hot Can It Get?

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @MetaTomato
    @MetaTomato 3 года назад +33839

    When Michael said his tea is quite hot, I immediately wondered if it's the hottest thing in the universe, so I'm glad he clarifies that it's not

    • @mrblueflu2378
      @mrblueflu2378 3 года назад +874

      Albert Einstein once wrote in his journals that he likes men

    • @spacesheep6547
      @spacesheep6547 3 года назад +332

      I'm the opposite of the hottest thing in the universe, so much so, i never even stood next to a girl for longer than a minute

    • @mayapapaya02
      @mayapapaya02 3 года назад +101

      @@spacesheep6547 no, you’re a kugelblitz 😏

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy 3 года назад +18

      The hottest thing was ur mom

    • @ElijasBalls
      @ElijasBalls 3 года назад +29

      Man dis got my hahahhaahing

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 3 года назад +10357

    Imagine your planet dies because a star 360 noscoped it from 8000 light years away

    • @itzSh1z0
      @itzSh1z0 3 года назад +718

      You don't have to imagine. COUNT YOUR DAYS

    • @weirdgamer9566
      @weirdgamer9566 3 года назад +226

      @@Alex-ju4gj I just looked it up and universetoday says it's likely angled about 30 degrees away from us, but it's also mid-meltdown so it will explode soon.
      The explosion hopefully wont launch us into nothingness tho

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 3 года назад +135

      @@weirdgamer9566 soon is a scary word

    • @kingkonglong9442
      @kingkonglong9442 3 года назад +43

      @@weirdgamer9566 mid meltdown? Do you mean it is in the half of its life?

    • @lamuzzo5120
      @lamuzzo5120 3 года назад +30

      F*** S***
      HACKING HACKING
      IM REPORTING YOU B****
      GET BANNED

  • @dangitspang4667
    @dangitspang4667 5 лет назад +11952

    Hey Michael, can you turn up the thermostat?
    Michael: *_What is... t e m p e r a t u r e ? ? ?_*

    • @mrbiggielarge
      @mrbiggielarge 5 лет назад +295

      *Vsacue Music Plays*

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 5 лет назад +123

      You mean, the device that controls the Air Conditioning?
      Or does it?

    • @dangitspang4667
      @dangitspang4667 5 лет назад +59

      First of all, what is *_hot?_*

    • @unoriginalname8716
      @unoriginalname8716 5 лет назад +71

      First of all,what is what?

    • @WebertNelson
      @WebertNelson 5 лет назад +22

      DangItsPang and if so, how much does it weigh?

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 9 месяцев назад +1126

    This video is 11 Years old, but it feels like it’s made today😕

    • @Clipzz.z
      @Clipzz.z 8 месяцев назад

      frrrr

    • @arianaluvsu210
      @arianaluvsu210 8 месяцев назад

      Slayyy​@@Clipzz.z

    • @kylehall2470
      @kylehall2470 8 месяцев назад +22

      He was 27 here crazy

    • @Clipzz.z
      @Clipzz.z 8 месяцев назад

      @@kylehall2470 what do you mean

    • @rile7648
      @rile7648 7 месяцев назад +9

      This was made fucking 11 years ago wtf

  • @levim8948
    @levim8948 5 лет назад +28466

    This is my dad explaining why I shouldn’t touch the thermostat

    • @f8hypnotical304
      @f8hypnotical304 5 лет назад +197

      Levi Murphy underated

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 5 лет назад +54

      Why?

    • @Freezechill0809
      @Freezechill0809 5 лет назад +558

      @@MaksKCS it's the dad and the thermostat joke. In most areas in the u.s. there's a stereotype that dads are religous about thermostat temperatures (namely due to how much electric bills can cost just by a raise by a single degree in most areas) the joke being that the dad would overe exaggerate the importance of not touching the thermostat.

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 5 лет назад +35

      @@Freezechill0809
      That's just stupid

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 5 лет назад +68

      @@MaksKCS Was just about to say/comment that lol.But hey,what do I know?I live in Croatia.

  • @Pauline__
    @Pauline__ 4 года назад +6898

    0:43 "...Assuming you sleep at night"
    See, that's where the problem starts

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 года назад +36

      Pauline lol

    • @PeeP5051
      @PeeP5051 4 года назад +123

      Fucked my schedule up aswell

    • @satanhimself3578
      @satanhimself3578 4 года назад +76

      The screams..
      They won't stop....

    • @proton7electron
      @proton7electron 4 года назад +22

      Let me introduce myself.

    • @nox_7277
      @nox_7277 4 года назад +5

      There are 314 likes on this comment. It’s great 👍

  • @brontar7258
    @brontar7258 4 года назад +22985

    “Hey Vsauce, Michael here, and my tea is quite hot. And as always, thanks for watching”

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 4 года назад +351

      Tea IS quite hot!

    • @OscarRosen
      @OscarRosen 4 года назад +394

      I read that automatically in his voice lol

    • @justnothing1171
      @justnothing1171 4 года назад +42

      XDd

    • @fuzzyhead878
      @fuzzyhead878 4 года назад +86

      He needs to do that as an April Fool’s prank.

    • @brontar7258
      @brontar7258 4 года назад +45

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) Im asking that question myself lmao

  • @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security
    @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security Год назад +1023

    The tea isn't the hottest thing in the universe, it's the man holding it.

    • @simonm-m8106
      @simonm-m8106 8 месяцев назад +70

      Vsauce is a kugelblitz

    • @Clipzz.z
      @Clipzz.z 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@simonm-m8106 alr

    • @Ranklion
      @Ranklion 5 месяцев назад

      Stop simping bro 😂

    • @bedro_0
      @bedro_0 5 месяцев назад +4

      Thanks, Department of Homeland Security!

    • @huskyhusky5250
      @huskyhusky5250 4 месяца назад

      @@simonm-m8106

  • @ItsBurbank
    @ItsBurbank 6 лет назад +36920

    Everybody know the hottest thing in the universe is those playground slides in the summertime

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 6 лет назад +1503

      Only the metal ones. :/

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 6 лет назад +1342

      @@scolaget no, and the plastic ones too

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 6 лет назад +1211

      @@isaklarsson5241 true, but metal ones are worse.

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 6 лет назад +692

      @@scolaget I guess u right, plastic ones come in 2nd tho

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 6 лет назад +155

      Wack.

  • @user-kn5um7cs7d
    @user-kn5um7cs7d 5 лет назад +3915

    “Sup girl you looking like a kugelblitz” - Vsauce getting rejected for some reason.

    • @extremealier4143
      @extremealier4143 5 лет назад +23

      Needs some improvements but not a bad joke (don't ask me though)

    • @louisrorison8457
      @louisrorison8457 5 лет назад +55

      Kugelblitz means "Bullet Storm" in German - I think. It was the name given to a planed German SPAA in WWII (anti-air vehicle). This is indeed most epic

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 5 лет назад +3

      @Adrian_S He said "I think" so idk

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 5 лет назад +7

      "Hay gurl, you look like a blackhole"

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 5 лет назад +2

      @Adrian_S well, kugel can also get translated to bullet, and blitz is more like a blitzgewitter of some sort.

  • @gibby9215
    @gibby9215 4 года назад +2853

    *Michael at a dinner party*
    "And how is your tea, my dear friend?"
    "Tasty, and quite hot. It's not the hottest thing around though. But what is hot..."

    • @caminates3892
      @caminates3892 4 года назад +51

      Are we not going to point out the fly on his profile picture

    • @gibby9215
      @gibby9215 4 года назад +15

      Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 Happy I could help

    • @strawber3seal_77
      @strawber3seal_77 4 года назад +9

      Thers a thers a fly on your icon

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 4 года назад +6

      Gibby WHY WOULD YOU PUT A FLY IN YOUR PROFILE?!!😰😰

    • @holden_7597
      @holden_7597 4 года назад +5

      Gin Pau to fuck with people

  • @aimpointftw9404
    @aimpointftw9404 9 месяцев назад +351

    11 YEARS WTF

  • @flori1493
    @flori1493 4 года назад +3193

    Video title : How hot can it get?
    Thumbnail : Michael
    Case : closed

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 4 года назад +212

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 4 года назад +13

      @@jfrfilms6697 Hi.

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 года назад +9

      @@jfrfilms6697 lmfao

    • @LilCalebW
      @LilCalebW 3 года назад +21

      @@jfrfilms6697 i knew someone was gonna say that

    • @mogusimposter7063
      @mogusimposter7063 3 года назад +2

      @@jfrfilms6697 I literally came into the replies to say it

  • @whatskraken3886
    @whatskraken3886 5 лет назад +3059

    "and my tea is _quite_ hot, but not the hottest thing in the universe"
    surprising.

    • @johnrubensaragi4125
      @johnrubensaragi4125 5 лет назад +10

      "Quite" is an ambiguous word. American=>to the greatest extent
      British=>fairly

    • @thefailedkid9715
      @thefailedkid9715 5 лет назад +7

      Unless he cheated his tea to the planck temperature

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 5 лет назад +5

      But you know what's not surprising?
      How much Geico can save you on car insurance.

    • @definitelyahumannotabot
      @definitelyahumannotabot 5 лет назад +1

      Ok

    • @patrickmclaughlin61
      @patrickmclaughlin61 5 лет назад +4

      What I'm not getting. A bit of material the size of a pin head heated to 29 million kelvin. Death to all in a 1000 mile radius.
      Thermonuclear explosion.. 300 million kelvin at the centre. Not the same amount of damage. 🤔

  • @HopGrasser
    @HopGrasser 3 года назад +6477

    I was totally expecting him to say
    “My tea is quite hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe…
    *or is it?* “

    • @myla2495
      @myla2495 2 года назад +37

      bruh same TwT👍🏻
      (when ur personality changes through 11 months: )

    • @moltony
      @moltony 2 года назад +26

      🤨

    • @emmettsurowiec3443
      @emmettsurowiec3443 2 года назад +13

      I looked through the comments to try to find someone like myself!

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 2 года назад +13

      *deletes planet*

    • @dimekeep
      @dimekeep 2 года назад +11

      * Musical kick *

  • @Teakbumblbee
    @Teakbumblbee Месяц назад +10

    I’m too scared to tell him my name is not VSauce.

  • @MrHeliMan
    @MrHeliMan 4 года назад +6413

    Did you know:
    An average shower knob takes a turn of approximately 3 nanometers to heat up your water from 10°C to the Planck Temperature.

    • @pschiptunes64
      @pschiptunes64 4 года назад +309

      Relatable.

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 4 года назад +171

      That’s a sign that the mixer (Not native English speaker here. Just the thing that mixes hot water and cold water together.) is broken.

    • @emilieduran1553
      @emilieduran1553 4 года назад +16

      LOLLLLLL

    • @chrisparkhurst5158
      @chrisparkhurst5158 4 года назад +12

      Underrated comment 👍

    • @lookatme7032
      @lookatme7032 4 года назад +6

      Real life

  • @jamesmartin5762
    @jamesmartin5762 8 лет назад +3796

    "if you sleep at night..." dude I'm here because I don't sleep at night

  • @gabe_1971
    @gabe_1971 Год назад +4736

    Michael has some of the most rewatchable videos on RUclips

    • @bee_552
      @bee_552 Год назад +59

      Sam o Nella academy

    • @zwiebelringe
      @zwiebelringe Год назад +7

      ong

    • @SJursa-ey4tt
      @SJursa-ey4tt Год назад +14

      i see, we are all here again XD

    • @ProWajxxx
      @ProWajxxx Год назад +22

      fr i saw this video like 2 months ago, yet i clicked on it without hesitation when it showed up in my feed

    • @JasonsFilmsYT
      @JasonsFilmsYT Год назад +30

      Vsauce videos are timeless, it's incredible.

  • @TheRealNightMode
    @TheRealNightMode 2 месяца назад +116

    Not as hot as you michael

  • @Gingrman-mx4sp
    @Gingrman-mx4sp 5 лет назад +4162

    Michael: you can make plasma by microwaving fire
    Me [mentally]: OOOOOOO
    Michael: BUT DON'T DO IT.
    Me [mentally]: aww....

    • @Shadow-so7jk
      @Shadow-so7jk 5 лет назад +39

      big facts :(

    • @hernerweisenberg7052
      @hernerweisenberg7052 5 лет назад +71

      you can make plasma by flipping the light switch ,)

    • @JoseATurner
      @JoseATurner 5 лет назад +65

      Actually heard of a guy microwaving a microwave microwaving a toaster I'm not sure if it made plasma but it did for the toaster to about a bajillion degrees

    • @thechickenman3713
      @thechickenman3713 5 лет назад +31

      Microwave a grape cut in half

    • @JosephDalrymple
      @JosephDalrymple 5 лет назад +10

      This described my reaction exactly.

  • @TemporaryName80
    @TemporaryName80 5 лет назад +1384

    4:11 "you can make plasma in the microwave"
    4:17 "but don't do it!"
    Too late, kitchen is on fire

    • @greenpewdiepie4209
      @greenpewdiepie4209 5 лет назад +9

      In just 6 seconds

    • @Emilia_La_Nalgona
      @Emilia_La_Nalgona 5 лет назад +24

      @@greenpewdiepie4209 well yes but no(v sauce music)

    • @jdemola55
      @jdemola55 5 лет назад +1

      Well yes, but actually no.

    • @RealQuin
      @RealQuin 5 лет назад +16

      instructions unclear, microwave caught in ceiling fan

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 5 лет назад +1

      TemporaryName he was like 5 seconds late

  • @laysclassicpotatochips1784
    @laysclassicpotatochips1784 4 года назад +7147

    “Mom I have a fever of 1.41 x 10 to the 36th Kelvin”
    Mom: you’re still going to school

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 4 года назад +374

      The steel benches in summer is hotter

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 4 года назад +104

      Wise man:Socrates
      Wise Man Remix:Michael

    • @ԱրամՔերոբյան
      @ԱրամՔերոբյան 4 года назад +72

      Actually, you would become a black hole, eat the hole solar system, so there will be no more school

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 4 года назад +149

      Its cuz of that darn phone

    • @indiumlove
      @indiumlove 4 года назад +69

      @@posadist681 "Mom, I learned how to become a Professional Chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant after 5 years and I am extremely famous making food for billionaires."
      "It's because of that damn phone!"
      "But that's a good thing!!!"

  • @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up
    @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up Год назад +40

    Wow coming back to these space videos years later feels so good. Vsauce truly inspired a generation. And i feel myself getting back to my childhood curiosity of the world and universe around me.
    I think we all should stay curious. Keeps you grounded.

  • @nikdoesstuff9338
    @nikdoesstuff9338 4 года назад +12104

    The funniest part was "assuming you sleep at night"

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 4 года назад +281

      Night shifts ?

    • @nikdoesstuff9338
      @nikdoesstuff9338 4 года назад +540

      @@PiOfficial nah I'm just really bad at getting to sleep

    • @CosmoBubblegum
      @CosmoBubblegum 4 года назад +301

      Insomnia gang

    • @sammichaels3757
      @sammichaels3757 4 года назад +176

      Who has time to sleep at night when there are so many Vsauce videos. 😂

    • @Chris-fy8rk
      @Chris-fy8rk 4 года назад +45

      I work from 8pm till 7am five sometimes six nights a week.
      Oh how i miss sleeping at night

  • @WaifuSlayer-li4zi
    @WaifuSlayer-li4zi 5 лет назад +1777

    Me: How's your tea Michael?
    Michael:

    • @pokebrand7386
      @pokebrand7386 5 лет назад +60

      Me: “Ah shit, here we go again”

    • @marijanmaric5501
      @marijanmaric5501 5 лет назад +10

      Literally the funniest comment

    • @drsiddhant8905
      @drsiddhant8905 5 лет назад +2

      Every pakistani reading this comment : fantastic

    • @merculous4702
      @merculous4702 5 лет назад +2

      Actuallly laughed out loud

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 5 лет назад

      TheRolling Rowlet MELIOUDAS

  • @nerrname1379
    @nerrname1379 4 года назад +3763

    “Hey Vsauce, popping up in your recommenced 8 years later here”

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 4 года назад +49

      The fact that people are still commenting on a video from 2012 is amazing

    • @lochlandrussell3335
      @lochlandrussell3335 4 года назад +4

      Omg its amazing

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 4 года назад +10

      If you understood how the algorithms work for the recommended videos, it wouldn't be as funny as you're trying to make it out to be. You're reaching, but you'll get there. Keep practicing.

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 4 года назад +9

      @@A7xFo 🤓

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад +7

      @A7xFo 🤓

  • @the_original_van_d
    @the_original_van_d 8 месяцев назад +191

    This popping up in my feed in may 2024 makes me miss the good old days.

    • @michaelsurratt1864
      @michaelsurratt1864 7 месяцев назад

      You still a child then

    • @the_original_van_d
      @the_original_van_d 7 месяцев назад +12

      @michaelsurratt1864 thanks. I'm 45 but thanks.

    • @CarlJohnson-iv7sn
      @CarlJohnson-iv7sn 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@the_original_van_dfor @michaelsurratt1864 you're still a kid. He's 160 yo as he was born in 1864. Sadly he passed away 1 hour after posting the reply above. He'll neber be able to read your reply. He died thinking you were a kid. Rip bozo

    • @cjtheterrible2238
      @cjtheterrible2238 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@CarlJohnson-iv7snyou might wanna lay off the pipe dawg

    • @CarlJohnson-iv7sn
      @CarlJohnson-iv7sn 7 месяцев назад

      @@cjtheterrible2238 you want it in yo 🫏??

  • @fredschultz4457
    @fredschultz4457 5 лет назад +2116

    How hot can it get?
    “Lets begin with the human body”
    Wow micheal, I didn’t know you felt that way

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO 5 лет назад +29

      This is beautiful

    • @John-ds3kj
      @John-ds3kj 5 лет назад +8

      Haha

    • @alanfran
      @alanfran 5 лет назад +15

      @@Nami8302_OwO ÒwÓ
      *please kill me*

    • @HonneTheFinnicHeathen
      @HonneTheFinnicHeathen 5 лет назад +6

      Nohomo

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 года назад

      @@alanfran ruclips.net/video/rrD3jp34BFg/видео.html
      alright then (kill me too)

  • @furiousgarfer4991
    @furiousgarfer4991 5 лет назад +1730

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    I feel called out

  • @darkvoid1751
    @darkvoid1751 5 лет назад +1474

    Drunk dude: that girls hot
    Vsauce: hold my theoretical beer... or don’t????¿¿¿¿

    • @user-fo4ue9mo4z
      @user-fo4ue9mo4z 5 лет назад +8

      DarkVoid 17 hold his tea

    • @hateislove3947
      @hateislove3947 5 лет назад +18

      *Saucy music starts playing*

    • @Someguy12333
      @Someguy12333 5 лет назад +1

      Hold my tea

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 5 лет назад +3

      She's a Kugelblitz.

    • @roycezaro1998
      @roycezaro1998 5 лет назад +3

      My mind automatically played the music when I read the question marks

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 11 месяцев назад +343

    2:39 Thanks for putting it in London.

    • @hi12235
      @hi12235 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yh now I’m finished thanks a lot

    • @cromophobic
      @cromophobic 6 месяцев назад +4

      bruv i started bugging out when that popped up 😭

    • @cw437
      @cw437 5 месяцев назад

      Man im dead

    • @GrimReaper-x69
      @GrimReaper-x69 10 дней назад

      no pls don't kill London with your secret weapon.

    • @Squidboi6677
      @Squidboi6677 7 дней назад

      The British can finally experience day

  • @giriumground
    @giriumground Год назад +1752

    The fact that this vid is 10 years old yet is in a format that can be produced in modern day and still be considered high quality is just...insane. Also proves that Vsauce is very good

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak Год назад +16

      Bro its 10 years ago, not much has changed

    • @giriumground
      @giriumground Год назад +121

      @@sejozwak actually quite a lot has changed.

    • @falkeborg9432
      @falkeborg9432 Год назад +5

      Vsauce is indeed very good my friend

    • @june_thehuman9650
      @june_thehuman9650 Год назад +4

      ​@@sejozwak10 years is a long time

    • @alexpenna
      @alexpenna Год назад +2

      I know, he's just so handsome

  • @sqildo9916
    @sqildo9916 5 лет назад +1439

    How to get the hottest thing in the universe:
    Step 1: Download Minecraft Ray tracing Shaders + HD Resource pack
    Step 2: Evacuate building
    Step 3: Watch as your PC collapses into a small star

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 5 лет назад

      Copy paste

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 5 лет назад +32

      Render distance 32 chunks and a speed potion. Then run 😎

    • @anggaadandiputra8450
      @anggaadandiputra8450 5 лет назад

      @Bob Bob or bunch of lucky block and a vein miner

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 5 лет назад

      since your profile picture is the bmrf logo
      i just started wondering
      i mean when the machine exploded in hl1 it couldnt been cold like ice
      it had to be H O T

    • @WeirdDuck781
      @WeirdDuck781 5 лет назад

      whie using an rx 5700 xt reference gpu

  • @protato5896
    @protato5896 5 лет назад +2100

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    b o i

    • @Dio.2281
      @Dio.2281 5 лет назад +39

      B O I ====》 B O I L!

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I sleep at morning

    • @Kutarensmusic
      @Kutarensmusic 5 лет назад +15

      Some people actually sleep during the day. Think about 3rd shift jobs. 🤷‍♂️

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 5 лет назад +5

      Watching this 3am lol I'm so fucking stupid why am I doing this

    • @Memessssss
      @Memessssss 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @qoombert
    @qoombert 10 месяцев назад +75

    И как всегда спасибо, что смотрели.

  • @TDSport_
    @TDSport_ 4 года назад +3789

    *on date*
    Girl: “hi how are you”
    Me: “ku-ku-kugelblitz
    Girl: “sorry what?”
    Me: “yuh your kugelblitz”

    • @dakid000000
      @dakid000000 4 года назад +136

      This made me laugh way more than it was supposed to.

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад +47

      Humor indeed

    • @axelhill8966
      @axelhill8966 4 года назад +38

      *_flashbacks_*

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 4 года назад +5

      Wont happen.

    • @gshwjakskfj5413
      @gshwjakskfj5413 4 года назад +165

      then the girl removes it's skin to reveal she's actually vsauce and starts explaining why it's not okay to touch mars

  • @r34dood
    @r34dood 3 года назад +2824

    Called my crush a Kugelblitz, we’re married now
    Thanks dude!

    • @amazinggaju
      @amazinggaju 3 года назад +194

      Vsauce is your friendly neighborhood smartass to help get you the ladies

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад +32

      Damn maybe i should try that to my crush

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 3 года назад +38

      Ah I see. A fellow R34 lover. Choose one
      Skyline R34 or R32

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад +12

      @@makfrags14 R34

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 3 года назад +8

      @@pizzawonderer5024 nice

  • @WackyOctopus
    @WackyOctopus 7 лет назад +827

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here and my tea is quite hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."
    Woah there buckaroo, might wanna slow down there.

  • @souravkd6854
    @souravkd6854 7 месяцев назад +17

    These old Vsauce videos were so amazing, been rewatching them all these days

  • @ThePrimoZ
    @ThePrimoZ 8 лет назад +4501

    "My tea is quite hot...
    "But it's not the hottest thing in the universe...
    "So what is?"
    Well that escalated quickly o.o

    • @geekvlady5614
      @geekvlady5614 7 лет назад +23

      second one...

    • @neitly
      @neitly 7 лет назад

      original comment LUL

    • @momiaw
      @momiaw 7 лет назад

      +Equinox! And three more in the next two days. This thing is going viral

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 7 лет назад +16

      Well this escalated quickly o.o

    • @avagreen9060
      @avagreen9060 7 лет назад +49

      The_Primo_Z That went from zero to Kugelblitz real quick.

  • @neatestburrito1078
    @neatestburrito1078 3 года назад +1824

    "It would kill anything in a 1000 mile radius" *destroys all of the UK to demonstrate"

  • @benjaminlevenson4109
    @benjaminlevenson4109 5 лет назад +3065

    I walked up to my crush and said she was so hot, that she's a Kugelblitz. Just kidding, I only have a Planck amount of confidence.

  • @mulurpie8875
    @mulurpie8875 7 месяцев назад +8

    I ran into this video in high school (about 9 years ago) and it got me into Astronomy and science in general actually. I come back to watch it on occasion just to relive a bit of that excitement I got from the first time.
    Never did anything but go to college for a year and drop due to family emergencies, but I still have a deep love for space and the other sciences I delved into at the time.
    Thank you Michael

  • @AllenReviews
    @AllenReviews 4 года назад +5859

    Vsauce: You can make plasma in a microwave:
    Me: :)
    Vsauce: But don't do it
    Me: :(

    • @cykablyat6481
      @cykablyat6481 4 года назад +89

      I did on accident once

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 4 года назад +68

      I left a fork in the microwave ones 😅, my parents where’d that happy with it🙃

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад +19

      @Yorbe Heeren
      What?

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 4 года назад +2

      I Guess So you just have to look up what happens and you will get it 🙃

    • @kreyzgr5167
      @kreyzgr5167 4 года назад +75

      @@Lord-on3yy once* weren't* sorry for correcting but this comment confused me

  • @kifter4254
    @kifter4254 6 лет назад +860

    Metal part of seatbelt in summer

  • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
    @user-vs9lu7zl2e 4 года назад +2400

    "Damn girl, I can't see any theory working on you, because you're kugelblitz."
    imma head out now

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 4 года назад +14

      LOL

    • @beppington5947
      @beppington5947 4 года назад +9

      LOL

    • @nuclearping
      @nuclearping 4 года назад +94

      Physics Girl would appreciate.

    • @petermarquesliveLIVE
      @petermarquesliveLIVE 4 года назад +29

      Its been 2 months... Any luck?

    • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
      @user-vs9lu7zl2e 4 года назад +55

      @@petermarquesliveLIVE the only living beings at this moment, besides the people living with me, that can hear the line are some spiders and they scrambled before even telling them haha.
      I gdmn hate the new measurements.

  • @hapahapahappy
    @hapahapahappy Год назад +12

    1:35 wow it's insane how different RUclips used to look. I kind of miss it

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 2 года назад +2647

    “Assuming you sleep at night…” a bold assumption

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Год назад +14

      @John Freddy and why does everyone keep telling me to get out of their walls when they do it?

    • @Colin-ch6zh
      @Colin-ch6zh Год назад +5

      if i did i wouldnt be watching this video

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames Год назад +6

      This was 10 years ago, things were different then.....

    • @MrDarrencurry
      @MrDarrencurry Год назад +3

      It's 02:26 here in Ireland. Hello

  • @Mayyde
    @Mayyde 7 лет назад +7752

    "Assuming you sleep at night-"
    HAHAHAHA

    • @GlitchClaw
      @GlitchClaw 6 лет назад +77

      Mayde not me lol

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 6 лет назад +79

      Mayde why is that so funny?

    • @harmonyc_
      @harmonyc_ 6 лет назад +182

      It means he sleeps while there is daylight outside, like I do.

    • @AnthonyMiele
      @AnthonyMiele 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hey mayde! Love your brother in arms stuff!

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 6 лет назад +29

      The coffee's hot... but is it?! Maybe it's so hot that it's cold... lol

  • @egg6572
    @egg6572 4 года назад +753

    Michael: “My tea is hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe.
    My dad’s coffee:

    • @Sevbi
      @Sevbi 3 года назад +22

      well...
      "its an awfully hot coffee pot"

    • @System3200
      @System3200 3 года назад +4

      "Are you challenging me?"

    • @budgetyoutubechannel6128
      @budgetyoutubechannel6128 3 года назад

      @@Sevbi " should i drop it on donald trump? *prolly not* "

    • @myushankaiswarm
      @myushankaiswarm 3 года назад

      Literally. I made my dad coffee once and he told me it was cold. It was so hot tho!

  • @xalaxqc289
    @xalaxqc289 21 день назад +3

    Just watched a video created 12 years ago at 1 am. I liked it.

    • @TheKindaKoolKid
      @TheKindaKoolKid 21 день назад +1

      Same here but it’s 11:29PM, How’s the future?

    • @nigmane
      @nigmane 21 день назад +1

      @@TheKindaKoolKidhaha

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 года назад +5284

    "If you were to heat the head of a pin to the temperature of the sun, it'd kill a person 1000 miles away from it"
    Russia and America: **taking notes**

  • @trulyflipz4315
    @trulyflipz4315 3 года назад +2963

    I like how his content from 8 years ago is as good as it is today

    • @emilytalerman3567
      @emilytalerman3567 3 года назад +25

      It is

    • @creekchub9714
      @creekchub9714 3 года назад +13

      That it is

    • @angelerror4086
      @angelerror4086 2 года назад +24

      I mean today michael has a lot more props now and probally a bigger budget too, I can't really denied that the props really add a lot of opportunities for comedic moments, the videos still slaps though

    • @rohanmanchanda5250
      @rohanmanchanda5250 2 года назад +2

      9 years ago*

    • @rohanmanchanda5250
      @rohanmanchanda5250 2 года назад

      You sloppy Commentor,

  • @m.iqbal_akbar
    @m.iqbal_akbar 5 лет назад +883

    I truly appreciate that you put the Celcius Number.

    • @inkblade00
      @inkblade00 5 лет назад +34

      celcius is a unit, not a number :)

    • @awppenheimer
      @awppenheimer 5 лет назад +70

      InkBlade that passive aggressive smiley face :)

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 5 лет назад +16

      @@inkblade00 ye but a number is a number no matter what flavor

    • @nomidubidabi
      @nomidubidabi 5 лет назад +7

      Celsius

    • @GhostDog519
      @GhostDog519 5 лет назад +30

      Fuck farenheit all we need is celsius baby

  • @rasfinrohani1947
    @rasfinrohani1947 8 месяцев назад +13

    Me: What is he doing?
    Vsauce: He is emiting infrared rays.

  • @jakethesnake6783
    @jakethesnake6783 4 года назад +1157

    “Are you a kugelblitz, cos u r hotter than science can comprehend

    • @intervein1
      @intervein1 3 года назад +60

      I feel loved

    • @dabananasauce7610
      @dabananasauce7610 3 года назад +32

      @@intervein1 you are!

    • @didntThinkBeforePosting
      @didntThinkBeforePosting 3 года назад +9

      yo, have you been in my yard a few months ago? i guess its a horribly common name, but we had some snakes in our yard and my mom who hates snakes for some reason "adopted" (not like keeping it, just naming it) one and named it jake the snake so....lol

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 3 года назад +1

      smooth

    • @mangoman835
      @mangoman835 3 года назад +1

      Nah im bout 99.8f rn

  • @xyxen8hydra154
    @xyxen8hydra154 5 лет назад +2737

    Micheal: “earth is safe if it burst”
    Me: “phew!”
    Micheal: “but what if it wasn’t”
    “Oh no”

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +4

      Even if, we would have no light, plants won't grow, we will have more energy consumption and less Produktion due to missing solar power

    • @bossk6285
      @bossk6285 4 года назад +8

      Love your profile photo

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +1

      @Yester no sun light, we would have to use electric lights or fire

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 года назад +1

      @Yester because we would need more power for all the lights, all of them instead of only half will be on

    • @Looming_ewe
      @Looming_ewe 4 года назад +5

      @@dataexpunged3914 what? He wasn't talking about sun but another star far away

  • @StadiumArcadium1234
    @StadiumArcadium1234 5 лет назад +851

    "My tea is quite hot, but it's not the hottest thing in the universe, so what is?"
    You Michael

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 лет назад +3

      OI FISH FISH FISH

    • @habe2657
      @habe2657 5 лет назад +7

      Gay

    • @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW
      @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW 5 лет назад +3

      i see no word that say "no homo" so YOU ARE SO GAY MAN LOOOOOL GAY

    • @emooki886
      @emooki886 5 лет назад +3

      Yep you're right! Michael is indeed hot, no homo. W-wait a freakin' minute?! After read what you wrote again, me too doesn't seem to find the word "no homo"... goddammmiittt y r u geiiii?!?!11!

    • @soviettape5311
      @soviettape5311 5 лет назад

      FeegyBeegy

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 6 лет назад +3507

    Everyone knows heating an object beyond Planck temperature is a sure way to crash universe.exe

    • @doge8153
      @doge8153 6 лет назад +19

      SamWallace Artisan lol

    • @daddyratt4065
      @daddyratt4065 6 лет назад +82

      That might actually be true

    • @andrewlink5113
      @andrewlink5113 6 лет назад +73

      Советская Россия So basically, universe.exe has stopped working...

    • @Hugs_4_Bugs_
      @Hugs_4_Bugs_ 6 лет назад +8

      I would imagine that if energy cannot be added anymore, it would just be repelled, maybe even in a violent matter. But with intense heat, energy is always being released so I'm sure there would be a constant channelling that would occur, since the first law of thermodynamics states that all the energy in the universe remains constant.
      What if the gamma-ray bursts that we see are the channelling from too much energy being added inside a black hole? Hmm if so there's our answer.

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 6 лет назад +1

      SamWallace Artisan thats a kugelblitz

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310
    @canadiancanucklehead8310 6 лет назад +1552

    Watches as plasma is created in a microwave
    Me: “Wow!!”
    “But don’t do it!”
    Also me: “Dammit!!”

    • @vangildermichael1767
      @vangildermichael1767 6 лет назад +28

      You also make a plasma every time you turn on a florescent light. The tube is full of a pure plasma when the electrons are trans-versing the tube to the cathode.

    • @edgemo3000
      @edgemo3000 6 лет назад +3

      Same.

    • @edgemo3000
      @edgemo3000 6 лет назад +7

      I Was Looking For This Comment

    • @BF4ClanTBS
      @BF4ClanTBS 6 лет назад +2

      Edgerrin Ray same

    • @PSIgmr
      @PSIgmr 6 лет назад +5

      Your probably still gonna do it

  • @johnbailey5835
    @johnbailey5835 5 лет назад +796

    I remember when I was 9 I accidentally made plasma in my microwave
    The chocolate spread was very cold so I decided to heat it up so it would be easier to spread
    But unfortunately a bit of paper (the barcode) was still on it and it caught fire
    Then it turned into plasma
    It was really, really bright and was making a humming noise, just like in the clip Michael shows
    I quickly opened the microwave door and loads of steam came out, I called for my mom and told her what happened, we searched online and found this video
    Now I'm rewatching it, all the memories are coming back

    • @Bob13454
      @Bob13454 4 года назад +56

      I wouldn't have opened the door I would have run for my life. Honestly I still would.

    • @amaankhan8199
      @amaankhan8199 4 года назад +13

      So you are 16 now?

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +29

      @@amaankhan8199 no, 14
      The video was a few years old when I first watched it

    • @johnmarkneilcardona1417
      @johnmarkneilcardona1417 4 года назад +11

      That's awesome man! A happy accident indeed

    • @johnbailey5835
      @johnbailey5835 4 года назад +37

      @@johnmarkneilcardona1417 kinda
      It got me into vsauce, which is a VERY big plus, but making plasma is pretty dangerous, which is why michael warns us not to do it

  • @DuckofaPato
    @DuckofaPato 9 лет назад +1757

    I like to think he gets his ideas from casual conversations.
    "Hey, what do you have in you hand."
    "A rock."
    "Feels kind rough."
    "Yeah... but it's not the *roughest* thing in the universe... so what is?..."

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 9 лет назад +10

      You've got really nice ideas! Arnold approves it

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 9 лет назад +36

      +DuckofaPato
      I like how he always starts his videos with a statement about something, and then immediately questions it with a thoughtful expression.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 9 лет назад +2

      +DuckofaPato ...is it Pop T-
      *"IT'S NOT POP TARTS!"*

    • @icouldntthinkofaname7773
      @icouldntthinkofaname7773 9 лет назад +1

      +ZorotheGallade its pop what then?

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 9 лет назад +28

      this joke is pretty racist, but it's not the most racist thing in the universe. so what is?

  • @truslo
    @truslo 5 лет назад +1140

    VSauce: Hey, VSauce. Michael here. And my tea is quite hot.
    **Video Ends**

  • @MalexAPI475
    @MalexAPI475 4 года назад +2077

    Mom: "The food isn't that hot!"
    The food:

  • @TicAッ
    @TicAッ 12 дней назад +2

    when he says hotter than temperature i thought of the part pf the video "counting past infinity"
    it feels like he is getting past the cardinal point

  • @freddyparkinson3820
    @freddyparkinson3820 5 лет назад +812

    1:40
    So I don’t need a diamond pickaxe

    • @10dandaman
      @10dandaman 4 года назад +8

      On Sciblock ( watch ilmango) you can basically do this if you surround the obsidian with lava sources on all six sides

    • @ondrae7528
      @ondrae7528 4 года назад +10

      Stop making stupid minecraft jokes nobody likes them.

    • @milandjuric1257
      @milandjuric1257 4 года назад +35

      @@ondrae7528 no u UNO
      XD
      p.s they're funny

    • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
      @miscellaneoussarnian5282 4 года назад +9

      ironboy337 you also dont need a Netherite Pickaxe either

    • @Gyropop
      @Gyropop 4 года назад +8

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282 a *WHAT*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3301

    _Use Kugelblitz in a sentence._
    "If you dragged your cheeks across the carpet fast enough, it would feel like a Kugelblitz."

    • @thewithergamer1736
      @thewithergamer1736 3 года назад +12

      BRUH BRUH BRUH
      HOLY CRAPPY REPEATEDLY BRUHBRUH
      BRUH *YOU ARE STILL EVERYWHERE???*

    • @yelllowjacket1756
      @yelllowjacket1756 3 года назад +7

      Dude this vid wasn't even in my recommended front page.... BRUH STOP FOLLOWING ME

    • @jodiwilliams2602
      @jodiwilliams2602 3 года назад +1

      That’s true

    • @mrboberson7424
      @mrboberson7424 3 года назад +9

      Maybe youtube is just following your account to know what to recommend

    • @ElijasBalls
      @ElijasBalls 3 года назад +5

      Kugelblitz was a late war German SPAA

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 4 года назад +585

    "Assuming you sleep at night"
    *not a great assumption, Michael.*

  • @DavidComrade2008
    @DavidComrade2008 2 месяца назад +6

    1:23 But at 4000 degrees kelvin the cake becomes a lie.

    • @sixfoursixtwogaming
      @sixfoursixtwogaming 2 месяца назад

      What?

    • @Mikeythegamer
      @Mikeythegamer 2 месяца назад

      @@sixfoursixtwogaming In portal 1 (the video game) theres a iconic phrase, that phrase is “the cake is a lie” this is just a refrence because the image is a cake from the same game. (i did in fact type this out)

    • @Mincedrafts
      @Mincedrafts 15 дней назад

      And in portal, there is a song entitled "4000 degrees Kelvin" although I forget if it was the first or 2nd game @@sixfoursixtwogaming

    • @DavidComrade2008
      @DavidComrade2008 3 дня назад

      @@Mikeythegamer Also, one of the soundtracks from Portal is called '4000 degrees kelvin'.

  • @mcnt9506
    @mcnt9506 8 лет назад +665

    wow, that intro escalated really quickly.
    "my tea is hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."

    • @Yotam1703
      @Yotam1703 8 лет назад +25

      "The young yang symbol is a bright idea. But what's the brightest thing in the universe?"

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 8 лет назад

      lol so out of context. ah micheal you cheeky bugger

    • @HardCoreTea
      @HardCoreTea 8 лет назад +3

      Yin Yang יא נעל

    • @nabilyahya8141
      @nabilyahya8141 8 лет назад +5

      +MCNT052 i thought you said micheal you cheese burger

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 8 лет назад +1

      ayeee i saw what you did there
      +1 cheese points

  • @crazuhuge
    @crazuhuge 5 лет назад +2100

    “You’re so hot, you’re like a kugelblitz” if she understands it, i’ll know i’ve found the one.

    • @ArchimondeInfect
      @ArchimondeInfect 5 лет назад +78

      but if she speaks german and not physics, you are about to get slapped by her :D

    • @Riley-uh6ef
      @Riley-uh6ef 5 лет назад +36

      Jakob Topholm you look like a virgin

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 5 лет назад +18

      @@ArchimondeInfect I dunno, I think "ball lightning" could be a compliment, in and of itself

    • @ThePurrplePuff
      @ThePurrplePuff 5 лет назад

      Yup!

    • @kden9772
      @kden9772 5 лет назад +3

      Jakob Topholm the self propelled anti air tank?

  • @folksyoxytocin
    @folksyoxytocin 6 лет назад +138

    "How hot can it get? Well, let's begin with the human body."
    That was the smoothest thing that I've heard all day.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 6 лет назад +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @hypheneC
    @hypheneC 9 месяцев назад +1

    nearly 12 years later and still a banger

  • @QuillPGall
    @QuillPGall 8 лет назад +1731

    Michael's right. I called a girl a kugelblitz, and now I'm married.

    • @patricktricks5585
      @patricktricks5585 8 лет назад +107

      Jared Peterson she just sucked you in and wouldn't even let light escape

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 8 лет назад +17

      Jared Peterson just not with the girl you flirted with

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 8 лет назад +1

      kk :)

    • @HouseTre007
      @HouseTre007 8 лет назад +10

      Jared Peterson lit

    • @MongunStylePants
      @MongunStylePants 8 лет назад +3

      Congrats 🍾

  • @eeken4946
    @eeken4946 5 лет назад +519

    This camera quality is way too good for a 2012 video, it's uncanny to watch this

    • @yetboi2372
      @yetboi2372 5 лет назад +25

      Or is it??????¿¿¿¿¿¿

    • @thechewydinosaur
      @thechewydinosaur 5 лет назад +20

      Rasmus Ek It’s uncanny to see a youtube comment that says uncanny.

    • @slot1999
      @slot1999 5 лет назад +19

      @@thechewydinosaur It's uncanny to see a reply that says uncanny on a RUclips comment which says uncanny.

    • @det.halligan
      @det.halligan 5 лет назад +11

      @@slot1999 this is uncannily uncanny.

    • @Jane-qh2yd
      @Jane-qh2yd 5 лет назад +7

      @@slot1999 It's uncanny to see a reply using uncanny to another reply that uses uncanny that replied to a comment that used uncanny

  • @jswertujj
    @jswertujj 4 года назад +3094

    Fahrenheit
    0° Really Cold Outside
    100° Really Hot Outside
    Celsius
    0° Fairly Cold Outside
    100° Dead
    Kelvin
    0° Dead
    100° Dead

    • @artratengo
      @artratengo 4 года назад +291

      You put ° after the absolute value of kelvin, thats not how it works

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 4 года назад +64

      @@artratengoPedanticus Magnus

    • @artratengo
      @artratengo 4 года назад +20

      @@staalman1226 yes, a big exact

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 4 года назад +9

      @@artratengo Did you just use Google Translate? I saw the comment before you edited it you know

    • @artratengo
      @artratengo 4 года назад +4

      @@staalman1226 nah i taught of what they mean and figured it out

  • @martymcfly1833
    @martymcfly1833 11 месяцев назад +5

    I remember watching this when it came out. Time flies. Brings back memories

  • @meganmcallister1792
    @meganmcallister1792 5 лет назад +849

    "Something so hot, it can't become any hotter."
    ...
    " *Let's start with the human body* "

  • @crazylasagna3576
    @crazylasagna3576 5 лет назад +195

    "How Hot Can It Get?"
    Depends on how many zeroes you can add in Universe Sandbox before the game breaks

    • @jack_leinen
      @jack_leinen 5 лет назад +4

      Crazy Lasagna GrayStillPlays adds infinite zeros.,... I add more.

    • @thesarcasticguy936
      @thesarcasticguy936 5 лет назад +2

      i don't even remember how many times i have caused a supernova😂😂😂😂

    • @yettyeet3509
      @yettyeet3509 5 лет назад +1

      @@thesarcasticguy936 ah yes casual supernova explosions

    • @thesarcasticguy936
      @thesarcasticguy936 4 года назад +2

      @@yettyeet3509 lol, and that makes my computer so laggy that the time goes to 0.0000001 sec per sec 😂😂😂

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 4 года назад +1

      @@yettyeet3509 everyday *_B I T C H_*

  • @FantasticHaz_2
    @FantasticHaz_2 5 лет назад +756

    _"It's mass is the equivalent of 25 of our sons"_
    Michael, do not speak of our children that way.

    • @bakainu3559
      @bakainu3559 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 5 лет назад +3

      I don't honestly get this

    • @Blio_
      @Blio_ 5 лет назад +7

      **dies of laughter**

    • @matiasdaniele8428
      @matiasdaniele8428 5 лет назад +6

      @@captainflowers748 its using the word 'sun' as a homophone.

    • @sublime_tv
      @sublime_tv 5 лет назад +2

      @@captainflowers748 He's using the word "sun" as "son," basically calling our children "fat."

  • @vintagemoto9947
    @vintagemoto9947 11 месяцев назад +6

    I remember when this video came out. Here I am, 12 years later. Enjoying it again. I must have seen it 30 times. Still interesting. Michael is a true master of RUclips and making learning fun. And he doesnt age.

  • @kirstenaudreidejesus4115
    @kirstenaudreidejesus4115 6 лет назад +573

    The hottest thing in the universe is your seatbelt buckle after a few hours in summer.

    • @nickelbransen
      @nickelbransen 6 лет назад +10

      In texas

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 6 лет назад +5

      Try it out in California. (PLEASE DON'T THE DEMON POSSESING ME MADE ME TYPE THAT AND I CAN'T STOP IT!)

    • @elziorazgaidys8858
      @elziorazgaidys8858 6 лет назад +2

      Leon The Lion get some help

    • @Jonathan-ek6bo
      @Jonathan-ek6bo 6 лет назад +1

      Don't forget the steering wheel

    • @CouchEconomyTX
      @CouchEconomyTX 6 лет назад

      This summer in Texas

  • @wzolnxfire4039
    @wzolnxfire4039 4 года назад +215

    "So hot they are a kugelblitz"
    -this is why I come here for my dating advice

  • @2J0E7
    @2J0E7 5 лет назад +1018

    Michael forgot to cover that the sun is so large, it can fit a whole football field in it

    • @zenshy2139
      @zenshy2139 5 лет назад +98

      You can fit atleast two

    • @X606
      @X606 5 лет назад +73

      @@zenshy2139 no waaaay.... 2 entire football fields?

    • @kawaiiplushtorturer3875
      @kawaiiplushtorturer3875 5 лет назад +43

      can it fit 3 tho?

    • @2J0E7
      @2J0E7 5 лет назад +38

      Beanie Boo Torture Maybe even 4

    • @Nukyyy
      @Nukyyy 5 лет назад +66

      nah 4 is too many. That's logically not possible smh

  • @levinanninga7856
    @levinanninga7856 16 дней назад +1

    Never ceases to amaze me that Michael makes videos that never seem to age.

  • @grizemprasinu2199
    @grizemprasinu2199 4 года назад +352

    "But sun is way hotter than us"
    Sun : **blushes**

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад +7

      I laughed wait way to loud at this and everyone on the bus is looking at me

    • @grizemprasinu2199
      @grizemprasinu2199 4 года назад +6

      @@greatercanada1798 No problem man show it to them too I don't mind

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 4 года назад

      @Damn Decibels lmao

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 4 года назад +11

      U made sun red now its alot hotter

  • @ahmedassem5571
    @ahmedassem5571 5 лет назад +4597

    me : hears "obsidian"
    my brain : M I N E C R A F T

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 5 лет назад +40

      Ahmed Assem it can actually melt into lava in Minecraft too

    • @catfromabove9464
      @catfromabove9464 5 лет назад +26

      no shit, when i was 10, when i hear something that i knew from minecraft, i remember minecraft

    • @mindshiv4757
      @mindshiv4757 5 лет назад +29

      H I T T O B S I D I A N W I T H D I A M O N D Y E S S S

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 5 лет назад +3

      Me 2

    • @waleedbinshabbir1542
      @waleedbinshabbir1542 5 лет назад +6

      @@Alan_Marin it might be modded

  • @uselesspaperclip4863
    @uselesspaperclip4863 5 лет назад +353

    The most hotter temperature can be feeled when a waiter or waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you instead of thanks, say "you too" and then there is that uncomfortable silence in which your body gets so unbelievable hot that your soul melts for a few moments

    • @floppypaste
      @floppypaste 5 лет назад +22

      Not even a bit relatable you weirdo
      *crys on the inside*

    • @supremetacogames
      @supremetacogames 5 лет назад +14

      Or when your dad says “have a good day at school” and you say “you too”

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 5 лет назад +1

      That was supposed to be funny. I think

    • @uselesspaperclip4863
      @uselesspaperclip4863 5 лет назад +9

      @@krispinwah2784 you were supposed to have sense of humor. I think

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 5 лет назад +5

      @@uselesspaperclip4863 I do have a sense of humour, for jokes that aren't drawn out too long. Seriously, that joke is overused and could have been written a lot shorter. -2 internet points

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Месяц назад +4

    7:10 it is actually 1.416784×10³²±1.6×10²⁷ k

  • @keane6
    @keane6 6 лет назад +1505

    When bae calls you a Kugelblitz

    • @chaoshandergiantdad117
      @chaoshandergiantdad117 6 лет назад +37

      Your profile pic is perfect for this.

    • @flugmoduson
      @flugmoduson 6 лет назад +85

      Maybe you shouldn't though. Kugelblitz is german. Kugel meaning sphere/ball and blitz meaning lightning. In some parts of germany Kugelblitz can also jokingly be referring to a fat/round person that can run really fast.

    • @adaisychain4azathoth
      @adaisychain4azathoth 6 лет назад +33

      @@flugmoduson A FAT PERSON THAT CAN RUN REALLY FAST AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I FUCKING DROPPED

    • @mnoovurvi
      @mnoovurvi 6 лет назад +5

      @@flugmoduson That is one of the most brilliant things I've heard in a while

    • @satanspotatoes
      @satanspotatoes 6 лет назад

      Happens every day

  • @iggy3206
    @iggy3206 3 года назад +944

    "you can make plasma by microwaving fire... But don't do it"
    I totally want to do it

    • @howardty2733
      @howardty2733 2 года назад +6

      Did you do it???

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 года назад +47

      You can do it with grapes. I’ve done it. It’s really not some scary thing that blows up your house. It’ll just smell funny.

    • @Darkusaido
      @Darkusaido 2 года назад +17

      Did you know?
      Fire is also a plasma

    • @roach_man_roach_man4024
      @roach_man_roach_man4024 2 года назад +7

      i searched for this comment because i thought the SAME thing

    • @allblue8632
      @allblue8632 Год назад +5

      @@Darkusaido It isn't

  • @thekosmickollector7748
    @thekosmickollector7748 4 года назад +711

    "Is there an Absolute... Hot?"
    yea, it's the inside of a McDonald's Apple Pie

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 года назад

      XD

    • @muhammadumer7833
      @muhammadumer7833 4 года назад +1

      You picked it right man

    • @luceatlux7087
      @luceatlux7087 4 года назад +1

      ever try warming a nasty 'Star Cruch' in the microwave for about 2 minutes? 3rd degree burns (5 yrs old= reason for moronic warming time length)

  • @elliottlava7784
    @elliottlava7784 2 месяца назад +4

    6:13 That ain't a star that's giygas

  • @DrKjoergoe
    @DrKjoergoe 9 лет назад +2225

    I love when Michael gives me flirt advice :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 9 лет назад +51

      Shame you'll never be able to use it *BOOM*

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 9 лет назад +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 9 лет назад +81

      Did anyone ever told you that you are hot as a Kugelblitz? :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 9 лет назад +64

      :3 oh you

    • @snowiblind
      @snowiblind 9 лет назад +37

      wat the actual fuck lol

  • @batmanforawhile
    @batmanforawhile 4 года назад +189

    Random guy making conversation: how bloody hot is it?
    Michael:

  • @kat-oh3hx
    @kat-oh3hx 5 лет назад +96

    "Assuming you sleep at night"
    kind of a bold assumption to make, Michael

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 5 лет назад +3

      MattTheWaffleCat your profile pic is a kugelblitz

  • @MananPanchal-m3x
    @MananPanchal-m3x 11 месяцев назад +4

    Watching this in 2024 and then just realizing that it’s 11 years old video.., i mean damn…!! Micheal is legend..

  • @bo_Suleiman
    @bo_Suleiman 5 лет назад +305

    8:49
    Girl: *Faints*

    • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
      @ytpmichaelrosen9190 4 года назад +29

      I_m_Legend_2 7 **nerd boys get hard**

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 4 года назад +9

      That was cute

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 года назад +4

      @@ytpmichaelrosen9190 anyways its cooler than just calling "Hot"

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 года назад +1

      Alex Swarczynski Not cooler, its WAYYY more hot;)

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад

      I don’t get it

  • @Akronox.
    @Akronox. 4 года назад +1257

    "How hot can we get?"
    Ricardo:

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 4 года назад +15

      Wizz Dj yep

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 4 года назад +17

      @@niceguyman1671 lmao ur name

    • @ayhemshaban9745
      @ayhemshaban9745 4 года назад +6

      @@niceguyman1671 did you actually ate a penguin???

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 4 года назад +6

      @@niceguyman1671 what did the penguin taste like?

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 4 года назад +13

      Andrew Siegel not bad kinda like flake except a bit more jucier and tastier