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  • Опубликовано: 13 май 2011
  • / robertdgsmith - A collection of funny House of Commons moments showing British politics at its best (or, you may consider, worst)

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  • @Sharkzspolaroid
    @Sharkzspolaroid 3 года назад +4445

    Schools: Stop acting like children and making so much noise in class
    Adults running the country:

    • @lifeuncovered6188
      @lifeuncovered6188 2 года назад +12

      Why the hell do you have no replies

    • @Sharkzspolaroid
      @Sharkzspolaroid 2 года назад +4

      @@lifeuncovered6188 looool I literally have no clue didn’t even know it reached 2.3k

    • @lifeuncovered6188
      @lifeuncovered6188 2 года назад +4

      @@Sharkzspolaroid wtf lmao

    • @thaddeusellis5831
      @thaddeusellis5831 2 года назад +1

      i know Im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to log back into an instagram account??
      I stupidly forgot the login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can offer me.

    • @lifeuncovered6188
      @lifeuncovered6188 2 года назад

      @@thaddeusellis5831 I guess you could click the forget password button? That’s all I have for you, I hope you figure it out bro

  • @charl3282
    @charl3282 4 года назад +8010

    British politician: makes a small speech mistake
    Literally everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @TheUndertaker6198
      @TheUndertaker6198 4 года назад +189

      It's literally just year 7 all over again and that's why I love it

    • @stevetaylor3939
      @stevetaylor3939 4 года назад +72

      Say what ya want about the US. But atleast the US House of Representatives don’t act like children and laugh at another party constantly for childish actions.

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 4 года назад +133

      As an American, the House of Commons looks a lot more fun than the House of Representatives in our Congress hahaha

    • @Lucky-sh1dm
      @Lucky-sh1dm 4 года назад +10

      Zachary Fluke what I’m saying bruh... could you imagine it rn??😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @camerondalton8555
      @camerondalton8555 4 года назад +23

      @@realzachfluke1 No your Congress full of fatties who eat sweets and chocolate during impeachments. And the only reason they laughed at Gordon Brown is because the Conservatives hate Labour and always have so they will do whatever they can to get a dig at them.

  • @lukasg4807
    @lukasg4807 4 года назад +4900

    The British Parliament laughs more than some comedy audiences.

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 4 года назад +12

      Because they don't laugh at something funny

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 4 года назад +104

      Cos they hate each other so it's like watching someone you really hate fucking up

    • @HariMehtaKarunesh
      @HariMehtaKarunesh 3 года назад +4

      Better crowd than a Bill Burr special's.

    • @MrNelford
      @MrNelford 3 года назад +30

      Fun fact 1: Friends used recordings from the house of commons for the audience background laughing.
      Fun fact 2: Fact 1 was total bollocks.

    • @Martyboy_Glasgow
      @Martyboy_Glasgow 3 года назад +2

      they should pipe that into shit sit coms

  • @tooyoungtobeold8756
    @tooyoungtobeold8756 4 года назад +1527

    They would all be expelled if they behaved like this at school.

    • @gbwildlifeuk8269
      @gbwildlifeuk8269 4 года назад +24

      These days! No they wouldnt and whoever shouted "order" would be branded a bully these days!

    • @bentleyboy67
      @bentleyboy67 3 года назад +25

      They all went to the same schools

    • @eppiehemsley6556
      @eppiehemsley6556 3 года назад +6

      The plonkers ARE at school.

    • @McWifiErn
      @McWifiErn 3 года назад

      Ahahahaaa

    • @jdlc903
      @jdlc903 3 года назад

      Parliment isn't school!

  • @olbiomoiros
    @olbiomoiros 5 лет назад +4358

    British parliament is like a hyper active primary school class.

    • @comicattt
      @comicattt 4 года назад +155

      "I've worked with teenagers for over 14 years and you lot are all still more well behaved than any of the MPs in the house of commons"
      - an actual quote from my teacher

    • @eppiehemsley6556
      @eppiehemsley6556 3 года назад +4

      Well said Constantine.

    • @krisml100
      @krisml100 3 года назад +5

      They are disgraceful

    • @letticiadelgado9865
      @letticiadelgado9865 3 года назад +2

      No it’s THEATER 🎭

    • @dala5568
      @dala5568 2 года назад +3

      @@letticiadelgado9865 Purposefully distracting, similar methodology used by magicians and con artists.

  • @davidarbelaez4395
    @davidarbelaez4395 9 лет назад +4372

    The House of Commons is one big Monty Python skit.

    • @headlikeorange3600
      @headlikeorange3600 9 лет назад +92

      David Arbelaez I'm not even from the UK. I'm just watching because this is goddamn hysterical/tragic. Can't believe the Brits managed to colonize half the world with this kind of attitude.

    • @headlikeorange3600
      @headlikeorange3600 9 лет назад +8

      ***** Can you be ruthless? Sure. But only if America tells you it's okay first.

    • @headlikeorange3600
      @headlikeorange3600 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Fair enough. I just get the feeling people think the UK is weak and does whatever the US tells it to.

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 9 лет назад +19

      ***** Well, Britain is still the 5th largest economy in the world. No small potatoes, that. Personally, I think it'd have been better if the British Empire was still what it was in the early 20th C. India, if it'd have been a colony even for another 2 or 3 generations, would have been far less corrupt and more prosperous. In fact, no less a figure than SirWSC said as much. India was making real progress, and it's why I think Ghandi was a destructive figure in history. Look at the bloodshed after the British left. Incidentally, I had a friend in high school whose family had a really poor opinion of Ghandi for that reason. It was interesting to talk to people directly who'd lived there. As to us Yanks, you have to admit that we had a point about being taxed but with no seats in Parliament. We were British, after all.

    • @Anon54387
      @Anon54387 9 лет назад +6

      ***** I'm a bit grating to some of my fellow Americans because I realize that we did have support in the Revolution. I'm a conservative, and so often get accused of being a revisionist and anti-American for saying that. I'm hardly either. As to British strength, when we wanted to expand north after the Revolution, we were stopped cold by the British and it's why the Canadian border is where it is today. We did many resourceful and courageous things, but we did have support. I just wish that Britain and the USA could have set aside the differences far sooner than we did, for I think it would have served us both better. We almost came to war as late as the 1890s, for our interests conflicted in South America.
      I think Britain has been a great friend to America, and if it hadn't been for you who knows if we'd have been able to win WW2. Britain also paid back all those lend lease debts, even though Britain could have gotten a pass on that. To boot, Britain paid them back ahead of schedule. Also, Britain is the only other country aside from the USA who has met NATO funding agreements.
      I have this theory that Ghandi is viewed by so many in America as a positive figure for the same reason that one can't get anything like accurate news on the major networks. Anything that serves the leftist cause, and anti-Westernism does just that, is what you'll find in the news and in Hollywood movies.
      What do you think of your election just last week?

  • @mitchellblake1475
    @mitchellblake1475 4 года назад +1053

    Robin Williams once called Parliament "Congress with a two drink minimum," and I think he just may have been right!

    • @singerg02
      @singerg02 3 года назад +14

      Robin was a truly brilliant man. He was absolutely right. 😂👏🏻

    • @rawanmoussa6942
      @rawanmoussa6942 3 года назад

      Bq

    • @roy_for_real2674
      @roy_for_real2674 11 месяцев назад

      I think some like Peruvian Dancing Dust just as much as he used to.

    • @methylatedspirit6810
      @methylatedspirit6810 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well that's an American for you.

  • @insertclevername4123
    @insertclevername4123 3 года назад +979

    Boothroyd: USE YOUR VOICE, MAN!
    Berclow: BE A GOOD BOY!
    Martin: Order...please, order...don't make grandpa cry.

    • @ejscion576
      @ejscion576 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulwild3676
      @paulwild3676 2 года назад +7

      Boothroyd was Thatcher in drag.

    • @thanostheclub
      @thanostheclub 9 месяцев назад +5

      Indeed, I feel quite sorry for Martin, clearly not cut out for the job, or blessed with a loud enough voice!

    • @billsamuls7620
      @billsamuls7620 8 месяцев назад

      the bar man

  • @thefluffyoctopus5543
    @thefluffyoctopus5543 4 года назад +4394

    _A PM:_ Makes one mistake
    _The room:_ *_AAAHAHAHHAREAAAGARAGARHAHAHAHA_*
    _Speaker:_ oh.. orda.. o-ordah plz ;;

    • @StevioGaming1
      @StevioGaming1 4 года назад +8

      That was the deputy pm nof the pm

    • @frostwalker7641
      @frostwalker7641 4 года назад +48

      @@StevioGaming1 Gordon Brown was defo the PM at that point.

    • @l_j_c_5397
      @l_j_c_5397 4 года назад

      FrostWalker yeah

    • @petsgrinder5923
      @petsgrinder5923 4 года назад +1

      😁😂 sounds like pizza

    • @iteor7320
      @iteor7320 4 года назад +27

      Michael Martin is like a small child: "O-o-order" How quiet can you get!?

  • @alial-timimy7917
    @alial-timimy7917 5 лет назад +3294

    I'm not a British citizen nor have i even been to the UK but being a British MP is now officially my dream job

    • @rawaanshammers1199
      @rawaanshammers1199 5 лет назад +35

      Ultimate dream 😂😂😂

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV 4 года назад +112

      @@rawaanshammers1199 MP: Mr Speaker I would li......
      .....Parliament: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH
      Mr Speaker: Ordeeeeer!!!

    • @erisplaysgames
      @erisplaysgames 4 года назад +7

      Ali Al-Timimy I hope not. They don't actually get anything done

    • @wildchavy2614
      @wildchavy2614 4 года назад +25

      You'll fit right in. Probably give you home secretary on skin colour alone. Lol

    • @SandiegoRockstar
      @SandiegoRockstar 4 года назад +52

      @@wildchavy2614 what you on about? Almost everyone in that room is white.

  • @lasagnakob9908
    @lasagnakob9908 4 года назад +644

    Everyone else: "Our politicians are refined and don't argue"
    Britain: *Loud incomprehensible screeching*

    • @farrela3620
      @farrela3620 3 года назад +5

      Says no one ever

    • @goodimperial5396
      @goodimperial5396 3 года назад +2

      That is the biggest lie you could ever come up with (the everyone else part)

    • @Wassuek
      @Wassuek 3 года назад +3

      In Ukraine, our parliament famous for fightings in it

    • @jamesthejoker7415
      @jamesthejoker7415 2 года назад +2

      Then again there is India…

  • @tinaa3459
    @tinaa3459 3 года назад +143

    "I think I heard the word pipsqueak...The honourable gentleman must withdraw that term. It's not appropriate"

  • @228ss
    @228ss 9 лет назад +5049

    orda...orda....err....orda.....orda....err....please....orda

  • @wcurty336
    @wcurty336 5 лет назад +3106

    'Commons' was filmed in front of a live audience.

    • @unknownfrvr6767
      @unknownfrvr6767 5 лет назад +7

      That isn't a live audience , they are all part of the government

    • @freepalestine.23
      @freepalestine.23 5 лет назад +59

      @@unknownfrvr6767 I think he was joking 🤣 Cuz they sound like the audience in friends lool

    • @dounin7822
      @dounin7822 4 года назад +17

      @@unknownfrvr6767 it's a joke, sitcoms used to say that to indicate they didn't use canned laughter.

    • @jakob8076
      @jakob8076 4 года назад +11

      @@unknownfrvr6767 wow, how dumb can one be?

    • @unknownfrvr6767
      @unknownfrvr6767 4 года назад +2

      Darwinian Atheist I'm not dumb , I'm just not 100 years old like you guys 😂

  • @At0m1c_At0m
    @At0m1c_At0m 3 года назад +311

    When the British government is more funny then most modern reality shows nowadays.

  • @Dall_of_Cutie
    @Dall_of_Cutie 4 года назад +629

    To anyone who doesn't know. They get to drink alcohol before going in.

    • @shaun3473
      @shaun3473 4 года назад +59

      Dall of Cutie, The chancellor of the exchequer is the only MP aloud to drink inside the actual chamber itself. You can’t blame them for having a tipple with nearly 30 bars inside Westminster I’d be tempted to

    • @hsdsaunders
      @hsdsaunders 4 года назад +18

      @@shaun3473 I think it's only when delivering the budget

    • @shaun3473
      @shaun3473 4 года назад +12

      Stuart Saunders, your right, but my point was he/she is the the only person permitted to drink in the house. Everyone else is forbidden including the PM, leader of the House of Commons and the speaker

    • @kenfletcher1240
      @kenfletcher1240 3 года назад +2

      @@shaun3473 allowed FFS

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius 3 года назад +9

      @@hsdsaunders *hic* we've got no money I've spent it all.

  • @gazb0075
    @gazb0075 5 лет назад +4351

    To any foreigners stopping by...These aren't really funny moments, this is just a normal day in British Parliament. We are blessed to have the best circus in the world here in England.

    • @TulongaShingualulu
      @TulongaShingualulu 5 лет назад +61

      Check out South Africa's 😂😂,I enjoy them

    • @ukrainex435
      @ukrainex435 4 года назад +29

      @@TulongaShingualulu South African is a reduxed version of H. Of Commons I think

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 4 года назад +22

      Ukrainex
      Yeah South African parliament is probably the number one circus show.

    • @lamoskgr
      @lamoskgr 4 года назад +76

      I was very surprised. British people seem so polite. This looks like a pub. It's quite amazing that the population finds this normal. It's very funny indeed

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 4 года назад +12

      Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland would like to have a word

  • @pollymorgan8501
    @pollymorgan8501 5 лет назад +5116

    America has rap battles, we have the house of commons

    • @Calvbread
      @Calvbread 5 лет назад +129

      Yeah but america is a shithole

    • @joshuagarcia707
      @joshuagarcia707 5 лет назад +59

      @@Calvbread not really but ok

    • @anufrijv
      @anufrijv 5 лет назад +1

      Fantastic comment! lol

    • @ndanieltx
      @ndanieltx 5 лет назад +63

      Watching The House of Commons in action is far far more entertaining than the US House or Senate. Love it! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @LewisBrain
      @LewisBrain 5 лет назад +12

      America has a gun problem in schools and on their streets. We have the same issues in the UK but with knife's.

  • @houstonbred3930
    @houstonbred3930 3 года назад +180

    “So recently a single mother with small children came to see me in Sheffield” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i can’t breath

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 2 года назад +3

      They were really small children you don’t understand.

    • @wikihowfrog9034
      @wikihowfrog9034 2 года назад

      Can you breathe?

    • @deepa1318
      @deepa1318 Год назад +1

      Don't get the joke... could someone please explain

    • @smokyprogg
      @smokyprogg Год назад +7

      @@deepa1318 Specifying she's single makes it sound like he was hooking up with her

  • @Alice-dq4ws
    @Alice-dq4ws 3 года назад +94

    Scientists : you need to laugh at least 10min each day to be healthy.
    The House of Commons : noted.

  • @thatsnotwhatiasked
    @thatsnotwhatiasked 8 лет назад +2975

    Michael Martin was like that supply teacher who couldn't keep the classroom under control

    • @slicedGabe
      @slicedGabe 8 лет назад +30

      What's a supply teacher? I'm American lol

    • @holdenfunk7411
      @holdenfunk7411 8 лет назад +111

      +slicedGabe substitute

    • @slicedGabe
      @slicedGabe 8 лет назад +16

      +Oscar Funk oh ok now I get the joke

    • @XXRolando2008
      @XXRolando2008 6 лет назад +17

      lol, I'm not even an english native speaker, and I got it.

    • @truemamrdi4all
      @truemamrdi4all 6 лет назад +4

      Because you are not an American, right

  • @billygiles3276
    @billygiles3276 5 лет назад +1329

    “Your a miserable pipsqeak!” The nuclear option lol

  • @kennethultimate02
    @kennethultimate02 4 года назад +155

    "Prime Minister transformation from Stalin to Mr. Bean" that makes me laugh

  • @MrExplosion449
    @MrExplosion449 3 года назад +79

    BBC Parliament is sometimes one of the best unintentional comedies ever

  • @ASLUHLUHCE
    @ASLUHLUHCE 5 лет назад +3532

    "Recently a single mother with small children came to see me in Sheffield" - Everyone laughs

    • @xXpallinnXx
      @xXpallinnXx 5 лет назад +400

      Yeah, what the fuck is up with that

    • @jildert.
      @jildert. 5 лет назад +80

      *WHEEZE*

    • @stephenkosar705
      @stephenkosar705 5 лет назад +734

      fatlax it sounded like he was “seeing someone,” meaning he was dating her

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 5 лет назад +288

      @@xXpallinnXx Because he paused allowing their minds to go into overdrive especially as Clegg is known as a Self-Righteous dickhead....

    • @limegoat2778
      @limegoat2778 5 лет назад +168

      @@stephenkosar705 some MPs are so dirty minded lol

  • @AdSd100
    @AdSd100 5 лет назад +2663

    The female speaker was one step away from walking to that guy and slapping him in the face for not producing his voice!

    • @realdeal7074
      @realdeal7074 5 лет назад +6

      😆😆

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 5 лет назад +168

      Not wrong. Nobody messed with Betty Boothroyd!

    • @grahamjohnson2559
      @grahamjohnson2559 4 года назад +17

      Simon Hughes a dishonest man in a dishonest party .

    • @oliveradams8711
      @oliveradams8711 4 года назад +23

      Yes, Betty Boothroyd. Now she was a proper Speaker!

    • @str.77
      @str.77 3 года назад +14

      @@oliveradams8711 The last proper speaker. (Excluding the incumbent as I've seen too little of him.)

  • @Unlocalized
    @Unlocalized 3 года назад +59

    6:54
    The dude playing air guitar is me everywhere I go

  • @earlgray7003
    @earlgray7003 3 года назад +41

    1:25 - Legend has it that if you walk the empty halls of the House of Commons at night, you can still hear him call "order, or-or, order".

  • @summerrr1
    @summerrr1 8 лет назад +2321

    Michael Martin was such a useless Speaker. Uh-uh-uh-order.

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 6 лет назад +176

      hodor

    • @MM-it8jg
      @MM-it8jg 5 лет назад +72

      hold the door

    • @samjessopp
      @samjessopp 5 лет назад +62

      He was, what a pathetic man

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 5 лет назад +31

      Lmao this comment genuinely made me laugh out loud.

    • @Linkman95
      @Linkman95 5 лет назад +155

      That second clip was so sad. He didn't demand silence, he pleaded for it with the sad look of a starved dog half beat to death.

  • @AleksandrVasilenko93
    @AleksandrVasilenko93 7 лет назад +1947

    Oda, Oda, Oda, ... oda

    • @Kiutsuki
      @Kiutsuki 7 лет назад +63

      Nobunaga, Nobunaga, Nobunaga, ... nobunaga

    • @planningto
      @planningto 7 лет назад +25

      He was auditioning for Game of Thrones...

    • @sophiaisbased9621
      @sophiaisbased9621 7 лет назад +16

      Tokugawa, Tokugawa, Tokugawa, Tokugawa!

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 6 лет назад +3

      Leyasu Leyasu Leyasu

    • @larurentius
      @larurentius 5 лет назад +5

      Hideyoshi Hideyoshi! Hideyoshi! ... Hideyoshi!

  • @mujahidalfattaah5957
    @mujahidalfattaah5957 3 года назад +39

    The most relax place on earth, everyone tell jokes, and everyone laughed together

  • @ACinDorset
    @ACinDorset 3 года назад +130

    William Hague roasting Tony Blair at 8:02 is the absolute high point of Hague's career. A brilliant speech.

    • @beesfoot
      @beesfoot 2 года назад +1

      He roasted Gordon Brown

    • @ACinDorset
      @ACinDorset 2 года назад +15

      @@beesfoot Gordon Brown may be PM, but he sending up Blair to undermine Brown. Roasting both at the same time I would say was the genius nature of this speech.

    • @ageofechochambers9469
      @ageofechochambers9469 2 года назад +1

      What a low bar of career

    • @adamcaulton5997
      @adamcaulton5997 6 месяцев назад

      I wasn't aware there was a "high point" of Hague's career? I think you'll find he was a tedious little shitehawk with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sophistication of a donkey.

  • @sway_9803
    @sway_9803 5 лет назад +1341

    “Not only did we save the banks, we saved the world”

    • @thedemon0843
      @thedemon0843 4 года назад +131

      Sounds like the typical dreams of grandeur from the Labour Party

    • @ThetrueNickabilly
      @ThetrueNickabilly 3 года назад +10

      Many serious economists and experts say this is actually correct, he did.

    • @lucyb7906
      @lucyb7906 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wahahaha

    • @user-sc9oy1kz8g
      @user-sc9oy1kz8g 3 года назад +11

      @LennonH_05 You mean the man that says everything in hindsight and waits to hear what the most common view is before dutifully adopting that one as a policy? Ive eaten grains of rice with more flavour than that wet wipe.

    • @eppiehemsley6556
      @eppiehemsley6556 3 года назад +1

      That was a deliberate comedic touch.

  • @Dev-ft4xb
    @Dev-ft4xb 5 лет назад +1985

    Prime Minister: *Breathes*
    Everyone in that place: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @cmconley33
    @cmconley33 4 года назад +198

    4:22 John Bercow demands a MP withdraw the word “pipsqueak,” and the MP says “out of deference to you, Mr. Speaker, I withdraw it.” Thats kinda loaded, considering how vertically challenged Bercow is.

    • @Goodguy507
      @Goodguy507 3 года назад

      What does that mean?

    • @ramsesdie9999
      @ramsesdie9999 3 года назад

      Yea

    • @ramsesdie9999
      @ramsesdie9999 3 года назад

      Yea, what do you mean by vertically challenged?

    • @superjester5178
      @superjester5178 3 года назад

      Because Bercow was less than average in stature, the MP withdrew his attack.

    • @cmconley33
      @cmconley33 3 года назад +6

      @ Ramses die Short. I am short myself (5’2” female), so I can call someone “vertically challenged” without giving offense. Us pipsqueaks must hang together, else we will surely hang separately. (Thank You, Ben Franklin).

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 4 года назад +112

    Robin Williams once called the House of Commons “Congress with a two drink minimum.”
    I’d say that’s pretty spot on.

  • @freddiemitchell8281
    @freddiemitchell8281 8 лет назад +516

    "I must applaud the Prime Minister's remarkable transformation from Stalin to Mr Bean"
    I love this guy...

  • @Calvert1212
    @Calvert1212 8 лет назад +921

    >Guy tries to make a point
    >Room erupts so you can't hear him finish
    > "Ordah, o-ordah, o-o-ordah, ordah, ordah"
    Sounds like a great way to get things done

    • @dog-ez2nu
      @dog-ez2nu 5 лет назад +20

      It's funny because the assemblies of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are quite literally the opposite. And rightfully boring as sin.
      Let's be real. It's more of a sport than actual leadership.

    • @JohnSmith-xo9me
      @JohnSmith-xo9me 5 лет назад +2

      We have good speakers now. He was fired fast

    • @felixhughes8655
      @felixhughes8655 5 лет назад

      Tis the British way

    • @darthvail1
      @darthvail1 5 лет назад +2

      The House of Lords aren’t even elected!

    • @Blazedreptile
      @Blazedreptile 4 года назад

      Yeah but as long as people listen it works pretty well.

  • @SirWulfrick
    @SirWulfrick 3 года назад +60

    Wow. I thought the US was bad. This is what the internet would look and sound like if they were all in the same room.

    • @daisy-ee8ki
      @daisy-ee8ki 2 года назад +4

      nah mate the us IS bad. this is fine. other places around the world have worse politics like this. They don’t even get to sit around and talk like this.

  • @suweeeee
    @suweeeee 4 года назад +74

    “YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW WHEN ITS CHRISTMAS WHEN YOURE SITTING NEXT TO A TURKEY!”

  • @justincredible9302
    @justincredible9302 8 лет назад +1828

    Lmao British politics looks so much more fun than American politics.

    • @TheWimmse
      @TheWimmse 8 лет назад +50

      +Justin „Credible“ Love house of commons needs to invite donald trump!

    • @CHRISDABAHIA
      @CHRISDABAHIA 8 лет назад +12

      It is!

    • @chummuchumma2618
      @chummuchumma2618 7 лет назад +147

      It's fun in a ''look at these retards'' kind of way, then you realize these guys are in power

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 7 лет назад +27

      I would love to examine and observe a true test of intellectual ability between you and most of these guys....I know who my bet would be on and my money is not on you chummy x 2..:)

    • @RadagonTheRed
      @RadagonTheRed 5 лет назад +5

      America should try it some time.

  • @11and15productions
    @11and15productions 9 лет назад +2071

    More like house of banter...

    • @rachelfrench9835
      @rachelfrench9835 9 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 9 лет назад +11

      House of fools !

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 9 лет назад +6

      Meech Films 1 House of Bitchin'?

    • @chummuchumma2618
      @chummuchumma2618 7 лет назад +31

      House of douchebaggary. The point of banter though is that both find it funny, here they're obviously trying to genuinely get under each others skin.

    • @dandybeano7312
      @dandybeano7312 6 лет назад +3

      sounds like the house of lunatics lol

  • @mrkimble2618
    @mrkimble2618 3 года назад +32

    Gordon Brown: of course, spending will continue to rise and there will be a 0% increase next year...

  • @secondfavoritecolors2993
    @secondfavoritecolors2993 3 года назад +119

    Honestly this seems so much more fun and a real talk than US politics, they’re all real people

    • @gailcrook2687
      @gailcrook2687 2 года назад

      I'm surprised that there's never a punch up

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 2 года назад

      @@gailcrook2687 Tbf there sometimes are

    • @yookeemookee
      @yookeemookee Год назад

      @SecondFavoriteColors I wouldn't go that far, I think. Real people in a group can be chaotic, but even crowds in places like movies theaters, concerts, and sports stadiums can at least quiet down and listen when absolutely necessary. Here, this is just nonsense; and what makes it worse is these are the effective leaders of the United Kingdom, and _this_ is how they act.

    • @JamesTirone-bd7rz
      @JamesTirone-bd7rz Год назад

      US politicians are not real people

    • @masterknife8423
      @masterknife8423 Год назад

      They're not real people they're scumbags with too much power

  • @conundrum11
    @conundrum11 9 лет назад +1304

    ODAH!...ODAH...ODAH!

    • @tom.in.barcelona
      @tom.in.barcelona 9 лет назад +12

      conundrum11 Easiest job in the world?

    • @gaspartqueiroz
      @gaspartqueiroz 9 лет назад +49

      conundrum11 Hodor... Hodor...

    • @user-te7lp3tq5m
      @user-te7lp3tq5m 9 лет назад +2

      The easiest job in the world ….I think that the reason why is flooding of sex and violence .

    • @conundrum11
      @conundrum11 9 лет назад

      John PiaPian : HA! could you imagine if he sprung that during Parliament?

    • @Toshpat444
      @Toshpat444 9 лет назад +1

      😂😂

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 6 лет назад +431

    "Put that finger away" is the most British thing I've ever heard

    • @phil3038
      @phil3038 3 года назад +4

      Its actually very difficult to put a single finger away. Try it and you'll see.

    • @eppiehemsley6556
      @eppiehemsley6556 3 года назад +1

      The finger is originally an American gesture.

    • @thomasduya16
      @thomasduya16 3 года назад

      04:26

  • @mahdirahman7475
    @mahdirahman7475 3 года назад +34

    Looks so weird now seeing people actually sitting next to each other normally🤣

  • @DavidJ-iz8wl
    @DavidJ-iz8wl 4 года назад +53

    Lol the House of Commons is savage! The American congress is a snooze fest 😂

  • @YasmeenCannon
    @YasmeenCannon 8 лет назад +778

    Lol I feel like I'm watching a Comedy Central roast

    • @OGhistorian
      @OGhistorian 5 лет назад

      Barbie Can I be your paypig?

  • @cscgaming25
    @cscgaming25 8 лет назад +4631

    How the hell do these people get anything done?

    • @tomam1100
      @tomam1100 8 лет назад +1383

      They don't

    • @tomam1100
      @tomam1100 8 лет назад +374

      +robert4you Politicians be politicians. Atleast it's entertaining to watch in England.

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 8 лет назад +57

      Groucho M
      In England yes... but here in Sweden it's a pure tragedy ;-)

    • @tomam1100
      @tomam1100 8 лет назад +84

      +robert4you Same here in Croatia. The government is not borderline mafia, it is mafia.

    • @NathanWongUK
      @NathanWongUK 8 лет назад +220

      The real answer is that ten minutes of highlights from twenty five years of Parliament isn't really representative of most of the stuff that they do do.
      Most of it is surprisingly reasonable and, y'know, boring. Lots of "I propose this amendment, it would be good to make this change because x, y". "I disagree because z". "Okay, let's vote on that"

  • @hereticsshallbecleansed7245
    @hereticsshallbecleansed7245 4 года назад +42

    I wish we had something like this in America, seems fun

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 4 года назад +2

      Seems like a was of time

    • @harlequin2614
      @harlequin2614 3 года назад +3

      @@Pearg0ld pfft hardly Congress with its stupid filibuster rule is a waste of time parliament despite its many shortcomings is vastly more efficient than congress in the USA could ever hope to achieve. American Congress is far too structured

  • @davidlynch3918
    @davidlynch3918 3 года назад +14

    Mr Speaker, the house has noticed the remarkable transformation from Stalin to Mr Bean - brilliant 🤣

  • @jonathanpearson8598
    @jonathanpearson8598 5 лет назад +675

    "A single mother with small children came to see me...." lol

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 9 лет назад +539

    "We not only saved the world- Saved the banks..."
    Okay, that was pretty fucking funny XD

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 2 года назад +7

      All the Brits laughing at the irony of the claim that they saved the world as the world remains strife with the fallout of their colonial conquests lol

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 2 года назад

      @Harvey Smith Multicultural? After being gentrified and/or having their resources exploited at the expense of what little they already had in life? lol don’t kid yourself.

    • @npche9865
      @npche9865 Год назад +5

      @@ethownzbh All that evil civilisation-building we did, the evils of modern medicine, technology, jobs and more. How awful.

    • @Qwerty.240
      @Qwerty.240 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@npche9865everything comes at a cost. You wouldn't have been able to do none of that if your government didn't cause exploitation and suffering to your colonies and their wealth. It were the talented British like Newton for example who changed the world, not the stupid monarchy itself.

    • @scottmurphy4278
      @scottmurphy4278 2 месяца назад

      He meant to say “we not only saved the world’s banking system”

  • @richie6921
    @richie6921 3 года назад +15

    2:28 My boss when I ask him for a pay rise

  • @howardhendrix9702
    @howardhendrix9702 3 года назад +1

    I pretty much watch this annually and it gets better every time

  • @samhoward3138
    @samhoward3138 8 лет назад +897

    speaker: "I must ask the honourable gentleman to withdraw his statement calling the prime minister a common dandy."
    Opposition MP: "NEVER!!!"

    • @ym6294
      @ym6294 6 лет назад +1

      Sam Howard bunch of Dandy lion in suit bunch of wankers

    • @Idontuploadhereanymore
      @Idontuploadhereanymore 5 лет назад +23

      British politics is hilarious

    • @geletoz
      @geletoz 5 лет назад +1

      What is dandy? Lmao

    • @stevencox78
      @stevencox78 5 лет назад +5

      @@geletoz I think it's where you're a bit camp or effeminate.

    • @paulritchie5868
      @paulritchie5868 5 лет назад +1

      Cameron is not a dandy..he’s a wan...

  • @arbitterm
    @arbitterm 8 лет назад +817

    Parliament has a two drink minimum I think

    • @nicklindsey1765
      @nicklindsey1765 8 лет назад +34

      Well they don't state the size of the drink do they?

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 8 лет назад +16

      +arbitterm they actually have a bar in the building

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 8 лет назад +8

      +arbitterm www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/mar/15/parliamentary-bars-what-really-like
      So you know i am telling the truth

    • @john1606ful
      @john1606ful 8 лет назад +11

      +KingDT2007 There are loads of bars there , some for MP's ,some for auxiliaries , etc ,etc , I had a drink in most of them when I worked there in the early 70's building the underground car park , and most days we'd see , George Brown deputy Labour leader, [ remember him ] ,rolling about pissed out of his head ,

    • @mr.x9566
      @mr.x9566 5 лет назад +1

      That'll be two yards of ale then, thanks!

  • @jamez1237
    @jamez1237 4 года назад +15

    1:53 freshmen when the teacher tells a corny joke

  • @Fluvance
    @Fluvance 3 года назад +9

    Mom, I want Britain.
    Mom: We have Britain at home.
    Britain at home:

  • @BlueAxeRacer
    @BlueAxeRacer 5 лет назад +522

    I will always loathe Vince Cable but that "Stalin to Mr. Bean" comment was priceless.

    • @rishabhsinha4765
      @rishabhsinha4765 3 года назад +5

      @Hussain hey it's better than Kosovo, where they detonated tear gas to disrupt a vote (though I wouldn't put that past our esteemed current leadership)

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 4 года назад +392

    The suicide rate for stenographers must be astronomical

    • @angelahayes24
      @angelahayes24 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @DaveDrumstick
      @DaveDrumstick 4 года назад +2

      @@angelahayes24 ohhhddah!

    • @christopherhalk6887
      @christopherhalk6887 4 года назад

      Hahaha that’s funny!!

    • @andremoreau8390
      @andremoreau8390 4 года назад +13

      I don't think they record any of this. Everyone knows it's pointless.

    • @thessop9439
      @thessop9439 4 года назад

      @@andremoreau8390 OH you should be a MP. Your punchlines are pure gold

  • @brianpraul9758
    @brianpraul9758 2 года назад +8

    “Parliament’s like Congress with a 2 drink minimum, it’s wild” -Robin Williams

  • @paulphilipempey1
    @paulphilipempey1 2 года назад +3

    Cameron to Brown (5:35): "This is the prime minister who went on American Idol with more makeup on than Barbara Cartland!" Very funny. Thank you for the upload.

  • @austinreheiser414
    @austinreheiser414 5 лет назад +624

    Legends says they all go for a cheeky nandos after their session is over

    • @AngloSupreme
      @AngloSupreme 4 года назад +50

      Taxpayer funded of course.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +8

      Omg I love British slang/inside British jokes

    • @JW-th4nn
      @JW-th4nn 3 года назад +6

      Add the boozer to that liat, bet many of them no doubt do, just look at the shape on some of them..

  • @TheHorrorDevotee
    @TheHorrorDevotee 5 лет назад +533

    How was Martin ever elected speaker? His voice was so passive and quiet.

    • @powerpug964
      @powerpug964 3 года назад +63

      oda.... o.. oda

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 3 года назад +36

      He got the job by collecting nectar point.

    • @ewangent
      @ewangent 3 года назад +5

      A quiet Labour Scotsman in a parliament dominated by the timid men of the Brownite Parliament.

    • @jpaulc441
      @jpaulc441 2 года назад +5

      Anne Widdecome should've got the Speaker job. That shrill hag would have been hilarious.

    • @brianireland1161
      @brianireland1161 2 года назад +2

      He always reminded me of Private Godfrey off dad's army. 😂

  • @benhawkes2752
    @benhawkes2752 4 года назад +20

    “Saved the world”

  • @MySisterIsASlytherin
    @MySisterIsASlytherin 3 года назад +5

    Legend says the first guy is still trying to produce his voice

  • @joea.9969
    @joea.9969 4 года назад +451

    American House of Representatives: One Person has speech for 2 hours, nobody talks during it, speaker listens the entire time.
    British House of Commons: Guy tries to speak
    *Shouting so loud you can’t hear him*
    “Ordah! Ordah! This is so time-consuming!”

  • @Lander123Gal
    @Lander123Gal 8 лет назад +332

    This is more like a 'yo momma' dissing sessions.. Absolute nutters.

    • @CHRISDABAHIA
      @CHRISDABAHIA 8 лет назад +2

      And it's great!

    • @grimlord8951
      @grimlord8951 8 лет назад +10

      +Chris Owens And we, the taxpayers, employ them to have these sessions, at a fine rate of ~£75,000 a year. Multiply that by the number of MPs, of course, since one MP will have difficulty wasting time alone, and we pay them a modest £48,750,000 for the comedy show.
      Imagine what we'd have to pay them to get them to run the country.

    • @TheInfinitemark
      @TheInfinitemark 7 лет назад +2

      it's also a ten minute clip representative of half an hour a week for around 40 years.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 7 лет назад +3

      Half-hour a week . That is all PMQ's are...

  • @Austin-fl5xe
    @Austin-fl5xe 3 года назад +6

    This is so British, my water turned to tea

  • @rolandoobanos7444
    @rolandoobanos7444 3 года назад

    This is probably the most comedy I've seen in a while

  • @SehnsuchtYT
    @SehnsuchtYT 9 лет назад +1979

    I felt sorry for the first man. The Speaker was absolutely useless.

    • @rachelfrench9835
      @rachelfrench9835 9 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @fatbelly27
      @fatbelly27 9 лет назад

      Sehnsucht Hughes

    • @tomimpala
      @tomimpala 9 лет назад +74

      Sehnsucht The second speaker I also felt bad for.

    • @benkata
      @benkata 9 лет назад +78

      the great Betty Boothroyd was right - I cant stand people who think there should be silence when they talk,

    • @benkata
      @benkata 9 лет назад +32

      Sorry, I meant in my personal life. You have a point. Thank god Im not a politician.

  • @BadMouseProductions
    @BadMouseProductions 10 лет назад +2095

    In the houses of parliament you can ridicule politicians as much as you want, and you can even laugh and heckle them for ages, but say Pipsqueak, you're out!

    • @MichaelWilliams-lh8zz
      @MichaelWilliams-lh8zz 10 лет назад +10

      hahaha

    • @lightarmanov6266
      @lightarmanov6266 6 лет назад +18

      Omg its badmouse what was the chance of finding him hear !!!

    • @philbateman1989
      @philbateman1989 6 лет назад +74

      It's a technicality of the rules. You can infer that an MP is mistaken on a point, or even hiding details, but you can't call their honesty or honour into question. That's why MPs always have to address each other as "the honourable member", and why we have terms like "economical with the truth". You can't say another MP is lying in parliament, so they have to use more roundabout ways of saying it. You also can't directly insult another MP. You can insult their opinion, but not the MP.

    • @scttcampbell96
      @scttcampbell96 6 лет назад

      BadMouseProductions I

    • @jibbaellie1538
      @jibbaellie1538 6 лет назад +1

      Jibba Ellie please the house of common please tell the truth for them to practice dear citizenship test books so that they can understand the importance of the law of the land

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 3 года назад +4

    "Produce your voice Mr. Hill!!"
    My mum when she wants me to answer a question but keeps cutting me off when I try to answer.

  • @doyoulikedags979
    @doyoulikedags979 4 года назад +5

    ‘We’d not only saved the world, er’ms, the banks’ 😂😂

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 лет назад +271

    "Not only have we... *saved the world* and saved the ba-"
    *OOOOOohhhhHHHHHoooooooOHHHHHHHHH*
    lmfao

  • @hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262
    @hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262 8 лет назад +378

    My new ring tone is gonna be Michael Martin trying to calm the house of bafoons

    • @heccshoot
      @heccshoot 6 лет назад +19

      How are you going to be able to hear it?

    •  6 лет назад +2

      Buffoons

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 лет назад

      I’ll stick with my *Soul Glo* ringtone :)
      ruclips.net/video/IAztPZBQrrU/видео.html

  • @music_by_carlos
    @music_by_carlos 4 года назад +22

    legend says that mr. hughes is still trying to spit it out

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 4 года назад +9

    Prime Minister: and Due to the fac- hiccups
    House: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH
    Speaker: Ord-Hehe orde- uhm ORDER!! (Heheheheh)

  • @Kibouo
    @Kibouo 8 лет назад +213

    2:03 - that terrible supply teacher that can't control the class!

    • @chummuchumma2618
      @chummuchumma2618 7 лет назад +3

      None of 'em did, that lady at the beginning did the wannabe-dominant posturing but at the same time basically admitted she's got no control.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 9 лет назад +95

    I don't agree with David Cameron's politics, but he is good at this lol

  • @Anthony-tu7vw
    @Anthony-tu7vw 3 года назад +4

    In the end it’s just a great big bunch of lads having the craic

  • @m75s87
    @m75s87 2 года назад +3

    The William Hague clip at the end is utterly supreme 😂😂😂

  • @colinf7052
    @colinf7052 8 лет назад +314

    HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 5 лет назад +206

    I love our old speaker's feeble “order" almost as much as Bercow's *OOOORRRDAAAAAAAAA*

  • @DC-FTW
    @DC-FTW 4 года назад +10

    “Stalin to Mr. Bean” 😂

  • @mrlotusmic
    @mrlotusmic 3 года назад +6

    “Mr Hughes spit it out” 😂

  • @Dennis-ns1yx
    @Dennis-ns1yx 8 лет назад +907

    I could pay money to watch the house of common

    • @nuntana2
      @nuntana2 8 лет назад +91

      No need, it's free. There are public galleries (also in the boring House of Lords) and believe even non-Brits can register and watch.

    • @randyjackson9801
      @randyjackson9801 7 лет назад

      Aussies are similar. just less tea.

    • @JazzyJ96771
      @JazzyJ96771 7 лет назад

      Same here!

    • @whiterex66
      @whiterex66 7 лет назад +4

      British politics ain't got nothing on Australian question time

    • @eelsemaj99
      @eelsemaj99 6 лет назад

      Randy Jackson no tea in parliament. It would spoil the leather

  • @cornbob221
    @cornbob221 5 лет назад +767

    I wish America was like this. No matter how much shade is thrown, they all come together in the end. People take everything so personal in the US it’s absolutely ridiculous.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 5 лет назад +70

      Very True. They have a drink together in the Bar afterwards...

    • @awall2061
      @awall2061 4 года назад +56

      @@Isleofskye and talk about more ways to bleed money from British citizens lol

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 года назад

      Tru Say
      Tru Say, Mi Bredrin T.

    • @truthScion
      @truthScion 4 года назад +1

      The Ambitious Minnesotan But sometimes throwing a joke can be uncalled for and not needed an plainly an insulting.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 года назад +24

      You have to be American to say that.
      Please don't come to England with that " holier than thou " otherwise you will be roasted to pieces.....all in good hunoUr , naturally :)

  • @lasakau272
    @lasakau272 Год назад +6

    Just imagine they were all laughing like this back in the 1800s over 1/4 of the world😂😂

  • @paulwild3676
    @paulwild3676 2 года назад +1

    Great put downs. Callaghan to Thatcher, “Prime Minister, you are the only man in your cabinet.” Thatcher to Callaghan, “One more than yours then.”

  • @ASLUHLUHCE
    @ASLUHLUHCE 5 лет назад +541

    7:10 took me ages to see that hahaha

    • @realdeal7074
      @realdeal7074 5 лет назад +6

      Nice

    • @Dracashino
      @Dracashino 5 лет назад +4

      What is that song by the way ?

    • @henhenhen19
      @henhenhen19 5 лет назад +2

      @@Dracashino I want to know as well!

    • @jockejocke1
      @jockejocke1 5 лет назад +24

      @@henhenhen19 Broken Wings by Alter Bridge

    • @ThemeParkUK
      @ThemeParkUK 5 лет назад +2

      @@jockejocke1 an amazing song by an amazing band

  • @WurstWasser617
    @WurstWasser617 6 лет назад +254

    Cameron is the biggest roaster of all time

    • @HomebaseLHR
      @HomebaseLHR 4 года назад +15

      Black Thunder have you met the right honourable Jacob Reese-Mogg?

    • @tuesdayschild8994
      @tuesdayschild8994 4 года назад

      Cameron Vs Blair was great and William Hague.

    • @ThetrueNickabilly
      @ThetrueNickabilly 3 года назад

      Gave it all away to right wing fanatics.

  • @cricstar2087
    @cricstar2087 3 года назад +4

    2:15 the language teacher who can't control the class

  • @crazywarriorscatfan9061
    @crazywarriorscatfan9061 2 года назад +2

    The British Parliament never ceases to amuse me. It seems to be one huge Monty Python act

  • @hassankhan-jg1dx
    @hassankhan-jg1dx 5 лет назад +271

    I just love how this parliament is made of young people. It's just like a long lunch period where they just roast the hell out of each other for fun.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 3 года назад +41

      These people are young to you?

    • @Chigz10
      @Chigz10 2 года назад

      Most of these people are old fucks lmao, they just act like kids

    • @thomasbennett712
      @thomasbennett712 Год назад +8

      Compared to America they probably are

    • @SWAHswah-tm7sn
      @SWAHswah-tm7sn 8 месяцев назад

      Fucking young? These people are 40 years my senior at least.

  • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
    @CrazyLinguiniLegs 9 лет назад +67

    I guess anything goes in the British House of Commons...except "pipsqueak."

  • @pogicus89
    @pogicus89 3 года назад +5

    If parliament got stormed I garuntee the MPs wouldn’t cower behind the security agents in fear, they’d be out there throwing punches in a mass drunken brawl.

  • @freddier5376
    @freddier5376 2 года назад +1

    That William Hague speech at the end 😂😂
    Genius