@@oxymoron9081 bro just stay by the downtown area near Whole Foods, military park, Rutgers college or NJIT College and you are good. Just stay away from all number blocks, south ward, west ward and central ward. The Oranges and Elizabeth got the best local 304😂😂
Vlad say "its not tricking" waiting till you have money to hook up but when you get money you can have seggs? That's TRICKING! When you get money for seggs, you pay for it 🤦🏾♂️
@@rayrawket of course they can. What I’m saying is don’t listen to these guys about what they said bc they generalize a lot and it’s based on their own personal situations. What they don’t or won’t tell you is what kind of dirt they did to these women potentially that may have caused a bad situation. Nor will they tell you that these are women that they really had no business dealing with in the first place.
@@drippanewmoney161 those beds are notorious for that unless you get the double plush one and ease on and off remaining deathly still while you’re on 😄
I'll be more specific I'd say from November all the way to Valentine's Day are the hardest time for a relationship. Especially a new relationship, Thanksgiving, Xmas new years and Valentine's all involve spending lots of money
@@faustjoebut that’s also when people are kinda wanting to hibernate….seems easier or more natural to align with a women in the winter It feels in sync with nature….then in the sunny seasons you’re out and about mixing it up
@@joojoobaw if your a bum living on the street or on vacation, otherwise it’s a place for tricks to take whores, but it ain’t trickin if you got it right
Inflatable mattress, I remember this girl had a mattress on the floor. She didn’t even have a frame. I didn’t even think about it. If that had been the other way around, she would’ve clowned me.
I love when TK is like "I know him." Dude knows everybody. I think he knows me and we never even met. Lol. Dude was there when the asteroid killed the dinosaurs. He was like t-rex was my man.
Rules when dealing with a new female that you should always follow. If you Follow these rules, you will live a long time without getting robbed or killed. 1. Never wait too long. wait 5 mins tops and be out. Any wait over 5 minutes, its a setup, i promise u. 2. Always be expecting, if nothing happens then cool. But dont get cought slippin. 3. Keep your heat on you at all times 4. If your at her house dont sleep, or try not to sleep or u slipping already. 5. Last but not least, be gone out the door before the sun come up. Ya'll welcome
Vlad just bring the dude u beat up on your show as a guest. You bring the story up 2 every guest, but never tell the full story , I believe you hurt that got by accident
Actually, I wasn’t paying attention the first time when I posted/responded. I multi-task well, but not this time 😂. So yes. I agree. When you first start dating a woman. If you’re younger. Nowadays. You cannot bring them to your house, but the 90’s you could. At least, I felt you could. You’d know if she picked up that house phone and called somebody 😂. But I remember I was at a girls house. Her dad showed up and when she said “Oh S-word!”, so did I. I hid in the closet. No lie. Fell asleep in that mug too. She had to wake me up when her dad started cutting the grass. I walked out the front door and ran back up the driveway and waved at him like I just showed up to get my backpack. I was a junior or senior in high school. I played that off. But yeah, luckily. That was my only scare and technically that was my high school sweet heart. We dated for like 3 or 4 years. It felt like forever, but wasn’t looking back. In college, I remember my college sweet heart. I was at this girl house and her dude she dated from college showed up at the door. I was upstairs in her room & i heard her talking him down at the door. I didn’t know what was going to occur, but yeah. I was at her & her roommates crib. So, my mistake. Get a room. Don’t even go to a lowkey place in your car. Just get a room. It don’t have to be fancy, but it can’t be cheap. You don’t want to end up with bed bugs bruh. No motels. No hotels that’s outside. At least be on the 2nd floor with a keycard. I can vouch for what they’re saying. TK and Vlad right. Not her house. Not yours. Get a room.
@@Angels8Harmony google executive suites Miami and see what pops up lol… basically a private hotel room you can book for a few hours to do what you need to do… has a garage you can park in secretly and everything… no one would ever know you’re there…
that trouble situation is crazy : we will see how it ends : but if that dude goes free that k****d trouble he gone have 2 move out of georgia because he will be murked asap...
All this reminds me of when I was a teen and my people said real men don’t eat the kat. So, I conducted myself that way into my mid-twenties until the person who told me this. Got released. We in the car riding, some random moment. That person was having a convo with my other folks & my people gonna say “y’all dudes finally catching on and figuring out how I was pulling all these chics back in the 90’s.” I was like for real? You played ya own folks to have the least amount of competition out here. It made sense. I don’t believe none of these older dudes when they get to, quote unquote, dropping knowledge. I’ll learned on my own terms on this because it wasn’t the hard way. Yeah, if you trying to smash everything moving your judgement is distracted. You on smash mode. But when you in date mode. You dating a different type of chic. With that said. If you outside clowning. Yeah, y’all might need to be careful because that chic that’s sliding might be in a full commitment, so you should watch it. But when I was sliding. None of them were tied to nobody. And if they did lie about it, they didn’t have too because I let them know they weren’t the only one. In fact there was one we went out to eat and when I let her know I’m not interviewing for a placement. She did slip up in convo she was outside. And I confronted her about that saying we good. I let you know the deal. You lying and don’t have to. Let’s me know how you are later in life. And I don’t regret letting that blow in the wind.
I stopped talking to a chic bekuz her feet was bigger than mines lmao 🤣 my homies was like wow bro really !! BUT TO stop talking to a chic bekuz she put her feet n your couch WITHOUT shoes is CRAZZZYY 😂😂
If my grandma who cant read or write tells me never to go to a woman’s home….yall can start listening to the old folks…humans built civilizations before books qnd technology were invented…you don’t need to wait for a viral comedian to tell you stuff…listen to your parents and elders
it don’t never be their “ex”. it’s always actually their “boyfriend”. Who they just say is just ther ex .. basically just Lyin . And some of y’all fall for it every time .
TK damn near just be lying. If you in a high end hotel how can a random ass dude just be walking up to all the rooms listening at door. He woulda fasho been thrown out
These dudes having a lie off 😂😂
😂😂😂😂 facts
@@user-fx8nb3cl8u dude really said a man came in the room caught him popping his woman and stuck his finger in her to see if she was pregnant 😂😂😂
Is tk popular enough to call him out on his nonsense??
This is too funny!
Right! Lol. Just be lying
Hard to believe he's 64
and still calling women those names like an insecure jackass.
Google don’t lie
He turned 60 not that long ago right? Time flies
Yep he’s 64/65 and healthy
He keeps that dye handy
Once he said Newark Nj. I was like that was his first mistake 😂😂 and she lived in a building. I’m surprised he’s here to tell this story
Heading to Newark this weekend… and advice of where and we’re not to fins some @ss. 😂
@@oxymoron9081 bro just stay by the downtown area near Whole Foods, military park, Rutgers college or NJIT College and you are good. Just stay away from all number blocks, south ward, west ward and central ward. The Oranges and Elizabeth got the best local 304😂😂
Vlad say "its not tricking" waiting till you have money to hook up but when you get money you can have seggs? That's TRICKING! When you get money for seggs, you pay for it 🤦🏾♂️
Some dudes need to hear it. Now that I think about it
Man it was hella sketchy going to these women’s houses alone
Pack a glock
@@saintlouis1087or how about don’t mess with sketchy women 🤷🏽♂️. I’ve been to plenty of women’s houses ZERO issues.
Nothing strange about going to a women house lol
@@Sreed8392 all your situations was cut and clear? Women can have situations with people that don’t want to let go and not be sketchy themselves
@@rayrawket of course they can. What I’m saying is don’t listen to these guys about what they said bc they generalize a lot and it’s based on their own personal situations. What they don’t or won’t tell you is what kind of dirt they did to these women potentially that may have caused a bad situation. Nor will they tell you that these are women that they really had no business dealing with in the first place.
T.K Kirkland is something else man😅😂
The boyfriend checking the merch w his fingers like it's a coke deal 😳😳😳
That was a threesome 😂
Wonder if he dabbed it on his tongue?
🤭@@kopking07
😂😂😂
😂
Why does vlad keep bringing up that home invasion 😂🤦🏾♂️
I read your comment at the 1 min and instantly stopped watching 😂 I'm tired of that story
Lieutenant Vlad......
@@chalay2010 dude 🤦🏾♂️
aint stopping until every single guest has heard it twice
This and the KILO
Vlad ain’t lying bout that air bed deflating by time y’all wake up 😭😭🤣🤣💀💀💀
@@drippanewmoney161 those beds are notorious for that unless you get the double plush one and ease on and off remaining deathly still while you’re on 😄
You’ll know a woman can set you up at a hotel too right lol
Facts and at your crib
True, unless you go to a high end hotel, where people can't randomly come to your room unless you go get them in the lobby
I feel TK on the being a guest at someone house its really "Who raised yall" !!!😂😂
I thought it was just me. September to January are the most toxic times of the year 😂😂😂😂
I'll be more specific I'd say from November all the way to Valentine's Day are the hardest time for a relationship. Especially a new relationship, Thanksgiving, Xmas new years and Valentine's all involve spending lots of money
@@faustjoebut that’s also when people are kinda wanting to hibernate….seems easier or more natural to align with a women in the winter
It feels in sync with nature….then in the sunny seasons you’re out and about mixing it up
“Fuck your couch” - Rick James
The only people who say “it’s not tricking” are tricking
lol to be fair, the only example they gave was a nice hotel room which is as much a gift for yourself as it is for the woman
@@joojoobaw if your a bum living on the street or on vacation, otherwise it’s a place for tricks to take whores, but it ain’t trickin if you got it right
If your not on vacation you treat yourself to a hotel if your homeless, or trickin
Awkward silence at 1:12 😂😂😂 then vlad says yeah. That shit was so funny
T.K Kirkland :I take pride in that....I really do...
VLAD: 🙁
😂😂😂
Vlad is the man
“…EYEAH”
Not gonna lie, I was not ready by this.
As soon as you opened your computer portal you lied.
@@NoLineNoWait123AbC😂😂
This dude never going to be married being that petty good grief 😂
😂 TK’s red flags are as simple as “she cut her sandwich into 3 pieces instead of 2” and “she said hello instead of hi”
@@joojoobaw 🤣
Men don't want to get married anymore. No benefits
@@flatbkush6facts
At 64 😂 it’s over I’m pretty sure he’s fine with that
Looking good to be 64 quadruple OG
He walk around Eddie house and found a Rolex
😂 daaaaaamn now that you mention it he sounding a liiiittle bit hypocritical….
Hell yeah
Agreed 😂
Then made a mistake and put it in his pocket.
@@blackway643 right it was an accident
That chick pulled a Rick James F-ur couch ninja
no manners and no home training, its pitiful
1:06
"An i take pride in that (pause) i really do." That fucking pause killed me.
This is a legendary episode😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. South Africa 🇿🇦
"Who raised you", damn haven't heard that in the last few interviews 😅😅 glad he back asking that question.
Vlad Gon Bring Up The One Time He Had To Get Gangsta 20 Years Ago Until He Dies😂💯
😅😅
Lol, she didnt knock on every door my boi. She went to the front desk and they told her the room mumber
Inflatable mattress, I remember this girl had a mattress on the floor. She didn’t even have a frame. I didn’t even think about it. If that had been the other way around, she would’ve clowned me.
Damm TK knows everybody 4:34 😂
😅😂
Vlad would’ve tasted it to confirm FOR SURE
THE AMOUNT OF SHIT IV’E LEARNT FROM TK IS UNPRECEDENTED. I WAS EVEN THINKING THIS BEFORE I WATCHED THIS.
BIG UP
i love this man's honesty. most men wouldnt be this honest and say they are or used to be 'slutty'
Vlad told that story 1 million times and I never heard him say he was naked until this interview 🤣🤣🤣
The hotel he's referring to in Jersey City we nicknamed "The Dusty" 😂😂
TK is 64 got damn! I hope I’m in good health like that at 64
I'm 39 when TK talks I laugh when I was 19 and 29, yeah he's giving real advice lol
If any young dudes are reading this. Take what he said as law! Been there done that! Facts
"women scare me man." 😂😂😂
I love when TK is like "I know him." Dude knows everybody. I think he knows me and we never even met. Lol. Dude was there when the asteroid killed the dinosaurs. He was like t-rex was my man.
😂😂😂
T.k. looks 34.😂
He looks you get than me and I'm 39 😮😢
I have a white sofa and I can completely relate to what he said 😂😂😂😂I don’t like no one putting their feet on my sofa😡😡😡
That baby's first words, "Who raised you?!"
Tk with the greatest stories on this channel
Hell yea he’s in his 60s
“Women scare me”
-TK Kirkland
@@joojoobaw and im a woman and men scare me also. that goes both ways
@@DebiTerrell-f2dwell duh you should be scared
Yup, agreed. They usually mess it up. Can’t just throw the marriage word around like that 😂 Never laying up in anybody crib but my own by myself
Never sleep at a woman's house.
No matter what she tells you.
Rules when dealing with a new female that you should always follow. If you Follow these rules, you will live a long time without getting robbed or killed.
1. Never wait too long. wait 5 mins tops and be out. Any wait over 5 minutes, its a setup, i promise u.
2. Always be expecting, if nothing happens then cool. But dont get cought slippin.
3. Keep your heat on you at all times
4. If your at her house dont sleep, or try not to sleep or u slipping already.
5. Last but not least, be gone out the door before the sun come up.
Ya'll welcome
Here we go with the home invasion.........
Vlad: "Are you naked at this time??" Of all questions to ask, you ask that particular question. 😶
Vlad just bring the dude u beat up on your show as a guest. You bring the story up 2 every guest, but never tell the full story , I believe you hurt that got by accident
He won’t bring on Rick Ross
Both houses should be off limits...men gotta move smart these days. Plus a hotel should have security that sees the girl's face in clear.
Love when Tk and Vlad link up always dropping Knowledge !
We need that dude from the hotel incident to come forward 😂
I really do 😬
this dude ain't 64. I don't beleive it.
Your jealousy won’t let you huh?
You’re not seeing currency as much as before because they control your financial mobility easier that way.
Actually, I wasn’t paying attention the first time when I posted/responded. I multi-task well, but not this time 😂. So yes. I agree. When you first start dating a woman. If you’re younger. Nowadays. You cannot bring them to your house, but the 90’s you could. At least, I felt you could. You’d know if she picked up that house phone and called somebody 😂. But I remember I was at a girls house. Her dad showed up and when she said “Oh S-word!”, so did I. I hid in the closet. No lie. Fell asleep in that mug too. She had to wake me up when her dad started cutting the grass. I walked out the front door and ran back up the driveway and waved at him like I just showed up to get my backpack. I was a junior or senior in high school. I played that off. But yeah, luckily. That was my only scare and technically that was my high school sweet heart. We dated for like 3 or 4 years. It felt like forever, but wasn’t looking back. In college, I remember my college sweet heart. I was at this girl house and her dude she dated from college showed up at the door. I was upstairs in her room & i heard her talking him down at the door. I didn’t know what was going to occur, but yeah. I was at her & her roommates crib. So, my mistake. Get a room. Don’t even go to a lowkey place in your car. Just get a room. It don’t have to be fancy, but it can’t be cheap. You don’t want to end up with bed bugs bruh. No motels. No hotels that’s outside. At least be on the 2nd floor with a keycard. I can vouch for what they’re saying. TK and Vlad right. Not her house. Not yours. Get a room.
If you from Miami, you know he talking about the Chobee… IYKYK
The chobee?! What is it, a sketchy hotel….?
@@Angels8Harmony google executive suites Miami and see what pops up lol… basically a private hotel room you can book for a few hours to do what you need to do… has a garage you can park in secretly and everything… no one would ever know you’re there…
@@Angels8Harmony and it’s called the chobee because it’s on okeechobee road area in Miami…
I prefer to be at my place, because I'm surrounded by a lot of fire 🔥 power....and that's Factual 💯
Man please short stay at the eazy rest still $25 for a couple hours 😂
2 single men sharing how to stay single
They need help, hope they find love some day
Vlad married
If you're single and not trying to hide ahything, there's nothing wrong with bringing a woman to your own crib.
Yes there is because now she knows where you live for when she goes crazy
@@Chris-u7e7f they rarely go crazy. That's like a 2% chance.
R.I.P TROUBLE BAE/MMB/SCOOB🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Who raiseddd youuu" my shit 🫡🙌🏼🤣🤘🏼
It’s Georgia that guy is going to beat that case.
Tricking is tricking period!
This dude looks good to be 64.
that trouble situation is crazy : we will see how it ends : but if that dude goes free that k****d trouble he gone have 2 move out of georgia because he will be murked asap...
Doubt it, No Plug still alive 🤦🏾♂️ and he killed Bankroll Fresh
@@sterlingshine thats 2 different people smh...
Tk knows everyone😂😂
The Mayflower Hotel! Lol 😂 WOW!
Bruh that’s 101. Never go to a woman’s home. Unless she completely independent
WHITE COUCH OR FURNITURE PERIOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSIVE WHEN YOU FROM THE HOOD
A 5 year sentence
That's because you're not dealing with older. Mature women chasing them young ones
2:45 onwards TK is on point bout manners and not going to woman’s house
All this reminds me of when I was a teen and my people said real men don’t eat the kat. So, I conducted myself that way into my mid-twenties until the person who told me this. Got released. We in the car riding, some random moment. That person was having a convo with my other folks & my people gonna say “y’all dudes finally catching on and figuring out how I was pulling all these chics back in the 90’s.” I was like for real? You played ya own folks to have the least amount of competition out here. It made sense. I don’t believe none of these older dudes when they get to, quote unquote, dropping knowledge. I’ll learned on my own terms on this because it wasn’t the hard way. Yeah, if you trying to smash everything moving your judgement is distracted. You on smash mode. But when you in date mode. You dating a different type of chic. With that said. If you outside clowning. Yeah, y’all might need to be careful because that chic that’s sliding might be in a full commitment, so you should watch it. But when I was sliding. None of them were tied to nobody. And if they did lie about it, they didn’t have too because I let them know they weren’t the only one. In fact there was one we went out to eat and when I let her know I’m not interviewing for a placement. She did slip up in convo she was outside. And I confronted her about that saying we good. I let you know the deal. You lying and don’t have to. Let’s me know how you are later in life. And I don’t regret letting that blow in the wind.
Sleeping on the same side of the ex 😂😂😂😂😂
TK is the Forest Gump of Hip Hop😅
Tk the king of capping
Maaaaan idc what nobody say bro TK sweet he been sweet and always going to be sweet 😂😂😂😂
Lmao he ain’t telling no lie bout that Telly on tonnele ave in jersey city though 😭🤣 that shit still there I’m only 30 and I know bout it
They had those rooms in Chicago too 1 to 4 hours 😅
To be honest Diddy is so happy go lucky around people, he's into everybody and 50 Cent builds his relationships around money
Damn bro you really attached to your furniture.
Tired of him ask why he said k hart wasn’t funny then took it back
True Story 🔥 never bring her to your space 🤞 hotel, bnb, lodge 👌 those short stay bookings are 🔥👌🔥
I know those motels I live in jersey city heights TK he telling the truth
I stopped talking to a chic bekuz her feet was bigger than mines lmao 🤣 my homies was like wow bro really !! BUT TO stop talking to a chic bekuz she put her feet n your couch WITHOUT shoes is CRAZZZYY 😂😂
I remember the short stays.
TK Kirkland says he's not walking all around someone's house. But isn't that what he did when he stole Eddie Murphy's Rolex from his house?
Vlad is the Police!!! 👮♂️
@mdpatterson1996 😂😂😂
If my grandma who cant read or write tells me never to go to a woman’s home….yall can start listening to the old folks…humans built civilizations before books qnd technology were invented…you don’t need to wait for a viral comedian to tell you stuff…listen to your parents and elders
Tk needs to live with shay shay..they both have some old man ingrained ways..lol
it don’t never be their “ex”. it’s always actually their “boyfriend”. Who they just say is just ther ex .. basically just Lyin . And some of y’all fall for it every time .
I live in NewOrleans and lots of women come here on vacation, I meet women all the time. I really can’t say how many women I’ve been involved with.
Vlad, this was the perfect time to bring up Shannon Sharpe's story about him being at a female house. Show us you not a hater! 😅
Yes, but give him a book and tell him, let’s hear the first paragraph.🤓
TK damn near just be lying. If you in a high end hotel how can a random ass dude just be walking up to all the rooms listening at door. He woulda fasho been thrown out
Tk look like Baloo from the movie jungle book. Skeezers and groupies are considered bare necessities.
😂😂😂
Rich ppl are delusional “if you can’t afford to take her to a hotel you shouldn’t be dating” …wild…
If your not in a long term relationship probably shouldn't be giving advice 😂
Dang 64 you look good bro (no diddy)
Bruh is 64 that’s crazy
So i gotta have $200 to get a room on top of the date!?