Wonder Woman 1984 Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @flumbofrommelkont6863
    @flumbofrommelkont6863 3 года назад +2257

    Stealing a stranger's body and entire life and using him to have sex and risk killing him is tight!

    • @bugdroid1000
      @bugdroid1000 3 года назад +50

      Tight, like a rope, or a lasso.

    • @blueimpulse7318
      @blueimpulse7318 3 года назад +36

      @@bugdroid1000 .....or a noose

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 года назад +32

      Or female genitalia

    • @tangkhul_Tekken
      @tangkhul_Tekken 3 года назад +40

      Wow wow wow... wow.

    • @boommasterboum9048
      @boommasterboum9048 3 года назад +15

      It s okay . If it s for a women , It s okay to lose everything 😁 . A special for Wonder Women 😌...🤮

  • @rpc717
    @rpc717 3 года назад +3420

    "Most of the world doesn't speak English."
    "Oooohh, I'll keep that in mind on trivia night." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheBeardedFrogSage
      @TheBeardedFrogSage 3 года назад +27

      It's funny that people still think that, like English Imperialism wasn't a thing. Glossing over that entire 1500-1933 period is no big deal, it's America's fault and stuff.

    • @aldyar6487
      @aldyar6487 3 года назад +76

      @@TheBeardedFrogSage Well yes but actually no

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 3 года назад +175

      @@TheBeardedFrogSage a quick google search will tell you that only 1.5 billion people speak English, 20% of the world population. Get off the joke's back

    • @thinkaboutit..ministries
      @thinkaboutit..ministries 3 года назад +13

      Didn't you see the subtitles on every one's screen......🤔 lol

    • @Dan-yy6tt
      @Dan-yy6tt 3 года назад +1

      @@TheBeardedFrogSage what

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck 3 года назад +10594

    When I saw the first Wonder Woman movie, I wished they would make a sequel. I renounce my wish.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 3 года назад +4867

    Wait...if the film assumes that everybody wished for something selfish, then wouldn't a large percentage also choose to selfishly ignore Diana's request to renounce their wish?

    • @SreedharPrabhu
      @SreedharPrabhu 3 года назад +438

      Lmao. So true. Imagine if some guy wished for the earth to explode. how do you renounce that? Like wtf.

    • @johnthough6247
      @johnthough6247 3 года назад +146

      Ah so this is why you only release four videos a year. You're busy watching other RUclips videos! Stop watching pitch meetings and go work for my entertainment xd

    • @Kealix
      @Kealix 3 года назад +98

      Soviet... stop thinking about it.
      A wish is a wish, and a wish is wrong. Are you implying that a wish being a wish, is somehow not a wrong wish?

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 3 года назад +151

      No, she made a speech, so human kind is good now

    • @emndz9995
      @emndz9995 3 года назад +146

      Exactly. The writing in this movie is god awful, if someone wished for them to be cured of cancer AND THEN THEY WERE, why tf would they renounce it

  • @Klovaneer
    @Klovaneer 3 года назад +5050

    This is quite possibly the wildest pitch meeting ever, how did this movie ever get to production is amazing.

    • @reallyWyrd
      @reallyWyrd 3 года назад +254

      We're all wondering the same thing.

    • @giorgiomauceri410
      @giorgiomauceri410 3 года назад +309

      Basically there's more plot holes than correct scenes in the movie.

    • @RAimotion
      @RAimotion 3 года назад +66

      show how lame bollywood is.... same with new starwars movies... i mean who the fock lets shiet like that fly...

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 3 года назад +42

      I guess they were relying on their Brazilian fans. Those guys will love anything that has DC on. Even if it is bad or does not make sense.

    • @tillbot1651
      @tillbot1651 3 года назад +124

      @@RAimotion weird isn’t it ? Millions of dollars at stake and they don’t proof read the script? Too many cooks in the kitchen probably.

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 3 года назад +9378

    The moral of this story is “A plane is a plane.”

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 3 года назад +122

      The best part of the movie was the Olympic wipeout competition in the beginning

    • @thespectaculargamernerd8114
      @thespectaculargamernerd8114 3 года назад +38

      And a stove is a stove. No matter where you go.

    • @johnpotts8308
      @johnpotts8308 3 года назад +49

      That sentence is technically correct ("The best type of correct!")

    • @BernhardErnst
      @BernhardErnst 3 года назад +17

      Also remember: "A pitch is a pitch."

    • @TheArthurkan
      @TheArthurkan 3 года назад +33

      And wonder woman is rapey

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 года назад +8545

    Everyone would have loved to see Wonder Woman fight a Whale.

    • @StudlyFudd13
      @StudlyFudd13 3 года назад +220

      I would rather have that...just an entire movie of that than what we got instead.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 3 года назад +68

      Not Greenpeace.

    • @mingfaiyuen
      @mingfaiyuen 3 года назад +102

      in a bikini

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 3 года назад +53

      It probably would happen since a Villainess based off an Orca does exist. Lol

    • @JC_2311
      @JC_2311 3 года назад +41

      She might as well have as I couldn't see a thing in that dark, shitty, CGI fight...

  • @jitinkotian130
    @jitinkotian130 3 года назад +3099

    “Most of the world doesnt speak english”
    “Yeah , I’ll remember it for trivia night i guess “
    GOLD.

    • @aroyals339
      @aroyals339 3 года назад +100

      "You're just full of fun trivia tonight"

    • @geminusleonem9365
      @geminusleonem9365 2 года назад +30

      @Alex Not in the 80s they don't

    • @theLikou1
      @theLikou1 2 года назад +20

      @WiLL Pretty sure not.

    • @skepticalbadger
      @skepticalbadger 2 года назад +30

      @WiLL The fact that you think this is terrifying to me.

    • @stephanie4698
      @stephanie4698 2 года назад

      A lot don't, but it is a lingua franca so maybe enough do? I don't know.

  • @GreenLab-vo7vs
    @GreenLab-vo7vs 3 года назад +2764

    I loved the line in the movie
    “I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO TOUCH A LOT OF PEOPLE ALL AT ONCE”

    • @abhinavshukla7403
      @abhinavshukla7403 3 года назад +156

      Golden opportunity lost, it seems, @TheRyanGeorge
      "Touching a lot of people all at once is tight!!!"

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 года назад +30

      that's trumpy lul

    • @benwhitworth8881
      @benwhitworth8881 3 года назад +88

      More Bideny tbh.

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 года назад +30

      Only good line in movie. It was funny. It sounds like something only a priest or child molester would say.

    • @kwofieandoh6178
      @kwofieandoh6178 3 года назад +13

      Deadpool approves

  • @Johannym
    @Johannym 3 года назад +1799

    LOL "this was a really good guy she knew for a couple of days seven decades ago" LOL

    • @zenobia10127
      @zenobia10127 3 года назад +161

      Ryan was totally unfair to categorize WW's relationship with Steve as "a couple of days."
      I'm sure it was closer to a week.

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 3 года назад +67

      Steve got that good dick.

    • @samaritan_sys
      @samaritan_sys 3 года назад +96

      That reminds me of how well built-up Steve and Peggy's romance was in Captain America: TFA (a movie which WW ripped off, fight me). It was established that they knew each other for several months before professing their love for one another.

    • @pinweno1671
      @pinweno1671 3 года назад +8

      @@samaritan_sys at least steve move on

    • @deathking1019
      @deathking1019 3 года назад +45

      @@samaritan_sys and even then after steve got frozen and woke up to him it was still only a day since he last saw peggy and he was still in love with her while peggy was still in love with steve she still got married and had a family during the time he was gone

  • @mosh57
    @mosh57 3 года назад +1038

    The golden armor was so meaning less that they didn't even mention it in the pitch meeting

    • @LUCIAN8016
      @LUCIAN8016 3 года назад +37

      Like in minecraft gold tools and armour suck

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 3 года назад +65

      literally only existed for the trailers

    • @Cap_1726
      @Cap_1726 3 года назад +16

      It was a marketing device only lol

    • @CujoHyer
      @CujoHyer 3 года назад +12

      That armor is from the Wonder Woman comics.
      Was it marketing? Yes
      Was it Wonder Woman fanboi service? More Yes.

    • @lsimon343
      @lsimon343 3 года назад +2

      She looked stunning tho

  • @NLorane
    @NLorane 3 года назад +1590

    “You have to understand that this is a really good guy she knew... for a couple of days .. seven decades ago..”😂😂😂

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 года назад +89

      Truly empowering writing for our heroine.

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 2 года назад +29

      No but so many superhero romances do this. Steve and Peggy from the Captain America movies -- he barely knew her and yet they ended up together in Endgame, and now Diana and Steve here. I hate them both lol

    • @404cp
      @404cp 2 года назад +72

      @@astrobookwormsinger Steve knew her for at least a year or more from his time at the boot camp and his time during the war and from his point of view, it was only yesterday that he went into the ice and and maybe like 10 more years pass until endgame.

    • @DiscipleDave83
      @DiscipleDave83 2 года назад +4

      Technically, it was only less than four decades, according to the title of the movie

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 2 года назад +19

      bullshit like this why I despise most portrails or romance in media. It is more imortent to shoehorn romance into a story by all means necessary then that it makes any sense or feels even slightly genuine

  • @Laestrygonianz
    @Laestrygonianz 3 года назад +934

    “Just have Steve Trevor show up as himself.”
    “No!”
    “Ahhh.”

    • @shanethrelfall416
      @shanethrelfall416 3 года назад +11

      I’m going to need you to get way off my back on this one, like get way off there

    • @makakowsky7042
      @makakowsky7042 3 года назад +4

      Another 'movie breaking it's own rules moment'. Whycome the stone exact two prices in Diana's case???

    • @david13579naranja
      @david13579naranja 3 года назад

      @@makakowsky7042 I initially thought Diana's power loss came because Babara's power came from taking some from WW, since Diana's price was getting her man in a different man.

  • @onyebuchiemordi4852
    @onyebuchiemordi4852 3 года назад +1905

    Even Zod from Superman did his homework.. He translated his speech in different languages for the whole world to hear.

    • @diegoclark7697
      @diegoclark7697 3 года назад +42

      Ikr

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 года назад +54

      Damn. I didn't even realize this was a lamer and worse version of MOS broadcast to the entire world. MOS was also a crappy movie too anyway.

    • @diegoclark7697
      @diegoclark7697 3 года назад +71

      @@Jon-6969 mos is only crappy to the dummies. 😉
      In the movie it's established that the kryptonians have vast knowledge of a very large portion of the universe cuz they explore and now it's lame?

    • @marcus9434
      @marcus9434 3 года назад +29

      @@diegoclark7697 I couldn't agree with you any more. This os a criminally underrated movie.

    • @diegoclark7697
      @diegoclark7697 3 года назад +28

      @@marcus9434 very very underrated. One of the best comic book movies of all time actually.

  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 3 года назад +1897

    Wonder Woman: "Renounce your wishes!"
    The Entire World: "Oh, ok."

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 года назад +39

      The DC Earth are a bunch of mindless idiots who will listen to anything superheroes tell them. Kind of like the other DC with corporate lobbyists!

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 года назад +23

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 lol or patty Jenkins just writes whatever planet she's from.. 😂

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 года назад +4

      @@ZeonEons I am sure that everything was much better on her planet than on our shithole.
      When can I move there?

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 года назад +10

      @@ZeonEons I seriously don’t know what her and the other writers were on, but they were definitely on something.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 года назад +16

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 I'm still trying to understand how they figured any of this was even remotely acceptable.
      They aren't asking us to hold our suspension of disbelief but to totally forget that it exists.

  • @ifstatementifstatement2704
    @ifstatementifstatement2704 3 года назад +2768

    "She could have turned into a killer whale but that would have made for a less interesting scene"
    "Oh I wholeheartedly disagree"
    LOL LOL LOL, excellent.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 3 года назад +17

      She could've just turned into a normal person. Humans are THE apex predator after all.

    • @ifstatementifstatement2704
      @ifstatementifstatement2704 3 года назад +9

      @@propheinx2250 I think in the comics, they just wanted a scary looking character.

    • @a3s1r1986
      @a3s1r1986 2 года назад +40

      There's a Batman villain called Orca. It really would have made a better scene, lol

    • @ruaque4791
      @ruaque4791 2 года назад +23

      also she turns into cheetah... CHEETAH!!! like the animal infamous for being a massive pushover who loses to a bunch of vultures, they r at the bottom of the D tier birds and cheetahs cant even win against that and she wanna be CHEETAH???

    • @aplepen5978
      @aplepen5978 2 года назад +1

      But it is not Impossible movie in powers woman because realistic is speaking you cannot defend a whole unit of European soldiers because they just conquered people who where not using guns very easily and divided the ocntinen in 1908 without being a god because she is a Greek or Roman Thor So not empowering
      Humans and people thinking the God of war because they did not install heart of a god they even grow it I could use he was a man to all that talk about men plus the end woman was a woman and was not a good person so she would be more surprised if it was a mortal.
      Like why the woman at the end was spared is because the hero sllik everyone except the end person.
      Because this type of movie, the whole point of this movie, is that because when you sllik the cause everything that's done in the movie automatically get undone. So, if people wishes for more weapons when you declare war, even if you can do all those weapons, since the cause of the war is because they had no weapons, the war will automatically be undone, which doesn't make sense but like, also, if, in the first movie, she fought the God of War whispered for humanity to be evil. Even if you llik a human's god of war in this low god of war, no matter how many god of war you llik, those will be war, because the hands already been done.
      And that's a real thing in the movie.
      And we're thinking about the body of someone else, to revive someone to the stuff that happening the bed. Basically, all of that has been done, even if she wasn't wished.
      Plus, there have been some murders that stop like even if you automatically wish that not that that didn't happen. It doesn't mean the war would stop. Because there's a bunch of nukes that have already been sent
      And in the movie logicthe person will be revived so everything that person has done will be undone on the person wishes for weapon weapon that they hurt someone it will be undone because he would still go to jail even the body Steve posted because if you think about it because the point of these movies is that if you renounced a lie the consequences will also be renounced by it may take time because he renounced his wishes at the end of the consequences stay wouldn't he renounced his wishes before the end?

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 3 года назад +3874

    "Also, she removes her glasses, which as you know, makes people automatically more attractive."
    I was gonna question this line, but then the camera switched to Producer Guy, and I noticed how he's clearly much more attractive than Screenwriter Guy, and I forgot my concerns immediately.

  • @blackdeth818
    @blackdeth818 3 года назад +1495

    Orphan: "I wish to have a family"
    Wonder Woman: aaaanndd it's gone

    • @prestigev6131
      @prestigev6131 3 года назад +17

      Am I really the only one who doesn’t have a problem with the movie’s message. You can’t magically wish for all the bad things in life to go away because the world isn’t fair. It’s sad but you have to live with the circumstances of your life and make the best of it.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 года назад +113

      @@prestigev6131 Doesn't work. That's the problem with that message. Abused kids cannot make the most of their unhappy, violent & in some cases short lives.
      Message only works if it tackles money and material objects, aspirations etc.
      Ofc the movie only wants us to think in those terms.
      I can think of a lot more evil in the world where wishes would never be revoked by the person who's now been saved by it.
      But the movie needs everyone to comply by the heart warming Diana speech, to revoke their wish & ofc like any good hallmark show, they do.

    • @LD1E60
      @LD1E60 3 года назад +72

      @@prestigev6131 It's easy to say that when your life allows you to "make the best of it". Abused kids, families dying of starvation and war victims can't just "make the best of it". The message only works if the biggest problems in your life are "I can't date the dude I want to date" or "man life would be better if I just had an extra 50 million dollars". It's a very shallow movie with a decent (although cliche) message that was terribly executed.

    • @neo06m2003
      @neo06m2003 3 года назад +3

      There a cost tho. Such as the the family are rapist or something.

    • @AliceTheSpider
      @AliceTheSpider 3 года назад +13

      @@prestigev6131 "you have to live with the circumstances of your life", why thou only reason you have to there are no good solutions but a wish even magical is a good solution not everything not natural is bad it doesnt even have to be a wish it can be donation or something random none of them would make the result worse

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman 3 года назад +589

    "She can take off her glasses."
    "that's just good character development is what that is."

  • @marquissmith7101
    @marquissmith7101 2 года назад +458

    If I had to choose between watching Wonder Woman 1984 again, or watching this pitch meeting on repeat for the entire run time of Woman Woman 1984 instead, I'd choose this video every day of the week.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Год назад

      Take a breathe dude

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 10 месяцев назад +1

      19 times.

  • @Christo_Coop
    @Christo_Coop 3 года назад +2235

    Wonder Woman 1: Diana’s Mother doesn’t want her daughter training as a child.
    Wonder Woman 2: Diana’s Mother is proud her daughter is training as a child.

    • @genericperson753
      @genericperson753 3 года назад +305

      Producer guy:Doing a 180 is tight

    • @gillarheckar
      @gillarheckar 3 года назад +131

      Is combat training the same as athletic training? I'd figure that all amazons train to be athletes, while not everyone trains the be a warrior.

    • @Gregoses
      @Gregoses 3 года назад +114

      @@gillarheckar they are shooting bows in the race

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 3 года назад +37

      @@Gregoses presumably they're a hunter/gatherer culture. I somehow doubt they're all vegetarian.
      And you need bows and spears to hunt with.

    • @CUF17
      @CUF17 3 года назад +9

      They show in the first movie that her mother is okay with her training while she's a kid.

  • @44bgctp
    @44bgctp 3 года назад +5181

    She made a young Bruce Wayne take back the wish to bring back his parents.

    • @hiromitailor8075
      @hiromitailor8075 3 года назад +385

      Petition for Michael Keaton as Bruce to say this in the Flashpoint movie or any movie after he appears in.

    • @BDLabs2
      @BDLabs2 3 года назад +25

      🤣

    • @stoneofkaas
      @stoneofkaas 3 года назад +272

      yeah. And when Bruce Wayne made that wish. His father came back in the body of a 85 years old black man... and his mother in the body of a 18 years old asian woman. WW84 logic... ;P

    • @ErR0rPr0n3
      @ErR0rPr0n3 3 года назад +36

      So does that mean she is now one of the negative truggers in the origin story?

    • @Elly339
      @Elly339 3 года назад +3

      :(

  • @pine_pluto
    @pine_pluto 3 года назад +1182

    “Oh yeah no she couldn’t, but then....she could”
    “But how”
    “Unclear” 😂

    • @Booch365
      @Booch365 3 года назад +25

      “Well okay then”

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 3 года назад +3

      It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @tylerderrico5182
      @tylerderrico5182 3 года назад +1

      @@kendra5781 that’s tight

    • @kendra5781
      @kendra5781 3 года назад +2

      @Tyler D'Errico saying things are tight is TIGHT

  • @zagrosg4161
    @zagrosg4161 3 года назад +3117

    This movies plot has more holes in it than a stop sign in a hillbilly town.

    • @neonsponge37
      @neonsponge37 3 года назад +143

      Awww, holes in stop signs are TIGHT!

    • @Itowle9
      @Itowle9 3 года назад +42

      No.. It has more holes than a spongebob firing squad shooting up a spongebob.

    • @richardjohnson7542
      @richardjohnson7542 3 года назад +11

      I don't get it do stop signs in hillbilly towns get shot a lot?

    • @angrymokyuu1951
      @angrymokyuu1951 3 года назад +36

      ​@@richardjohnson7542 There are areas where people use traffic signs as target practice. It is usually smaller towns with less to do.

    • @arpitdas4263
      @arpitdas4263 3 года назад +15

      Golden comment with more thought than this shitty movie

  • @MegaJSK123
    @MegaJSK123 3 года назад +5633

    (Talking about Barbara)
    "She's a freaking Nerd sir, she can't even walk in heels"
    "Oh.. Embarrassing, Disgusting, and Pathetic, I bet nobody likes her"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 года назад +80

      yeah... thats what they said.

    • @Yoyoyoitsdatboi
      @Yoyoyoitsdatboi 3 года назад +145

      @@adamvifrye2690 have you never been on RUclips before? I see you commented the same thing on a few people's comments quoting the video. I cAn'T bElIeVe PeOpLe WaNt To ShArE aNd DiScUsS tHe FuNnY pArTs!

    • @liammatthews1453
      @liammatthews1453 3 года назад +19

      @@Yoyoyoitsdatboi it’s not necessary to just quote the video. We all watched it

    • @Yoyoyoitsdatboi
      @Yoyoyoitsdatboi 3 года назад +111

      @@liammatthews1453 again, have you used this platform before? Your complaints are like punching the ocean. I agree it's not high brow commentary, but don't expect anything of the sort from RUclips COMMENT SECTIONS.

    • @teddieg2520
      @teddieg2520 3 года назад +23

      Would anyone else have wanted to be her friend? She seemed pretty chill. Like, playing board games with chill.

  • @ravenmorrigana1093
    @ravenmorrigana1093 3 года назад +1168

    "Who's to say?"
    "YOU are."
    "Yeeeaaahhh."
    As a writer, I felt this deep inside. Still can't stop laughing.

    • @kawonsuggs9595
      @kawonsuggs9595 3 года назад +12

      You are inhabiting another man's body please comply

    • @TheeLZ
      @TheeLZ 3 года назад +14

      2:10
      Yes I laughed at that XD

    • @lukeskywalker6809
      @lukeskywalker6809 3 года назад +27

      That “Yeaah!” needs to become a regular on the show.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 года назад +1

      Preach

    • @Insane-Howl-Cowl
      @Insane-Howl-Cowl 3 года назад +10

      It had me laughing way too hard as well.

  • @thepiedpiplup
    @thepiedpiplup 3 года назад +19964

    Barbara is bullied because she is a nerd...by other people who work in a museum. Think about that.

    • @donovanchase6086
      @donovanchase6086 3 года назад +3030

      Yeah but she wore glasses so...ya know.. theres that?

    • @laminnabam2752
      @laminnabam2752 3 года назад +289

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gadavillers-Panoir
      @Gadavillers-Panoir 3 года назад +857

      @@donovanchase6086 oh I hate those people. Freaking 4 eyes.

    • @selina6408
      @selina6408 3 года назад +856

      @Soul Alone It's just a lazy way to signal to the audience that a character is supposed to be unattractive

    • @crazylegs1823
      @crazylegs1823 3 года назад +233

      @Akshay 786 maybe instead of blaming "Hollywood" blame the writers of the movie... There are some fantastic movies that other writers have written and they are also in "Hollywood".

  • @sdhflkjasdhflkadhflk
    @sdhflkjasdhflkadhflk 3 года назад +258

    "she already seen that guy naked"
    "yeah, just a real sweet moment it's gonna be christmas too"
    LOL

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM 3 года назад +12

      then she looks at a balloon.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 3 года назад +18

      And she's gonna give him bedroom eyes for a minute straight and he's going to awkwardly walk away.

  • @allen604
    @allen604 3 года назад +747

    This movie should've been called "WW: Get off my back"

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +22

      And you, sir, win this Comment Section Award for Most Underrated Comment.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 3 года назад +2

      @Stella Hohenheim "WONDER WOMAN - LEAP OF LOGIC!"
      She can leap logic with a single bound!
      (Evidently she can now FLY OVER logic, ignoring it completely!)
      (She also needs invisible planes so logic can't spot her and come after her!)

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 года назад +1

      oh ok let me get off that thing!

    • @NavarinoDC
      @NavarinoDC 3 года назад +1

      The third movie "WW: Get all the way off my back".

  • @samybasile
    @samybasile 3 года назад +676

    "There's a billion people around the world"
    "You're just full of trivia tonight"

  • @dorkywarrior
    @dorkywarrior 3 года назад +1971

    Wonder Woman: "Renounce your wishes"
    Literally 7 Billion People: "Understandable, have a nice day"

    • @dorkywarrior
      @dorkywarrior 3 года назад +75

      @@draykeblack7850 Fair enough

    • @donniehowattzer2759
      @donniehowattzer2759 3 года назад +71

      @@draykeblack7850 okay I need you to get All The Way of my Back on this comment. 😄

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 3 года назад +23

      The millions of people that inevitably wished for world peace are wondering why they didnt get world peace....

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +17

      Literally not 7 billion people if it's taking place in 1984, try 4 billion. But not only would it not be every last one of them, I don't even think it would be 50%. And what if one of them wished for the world to end, they're definitely not going to renounce their wish if the world is going to end if everyone doesn't renounce their wishes, because that's literally what he wanted.

    • @BOLOGNAINTHEHOUSE
      @BOLOGNAINTHEHOUSE 3 года назад +2

      it was a planet full of Fatality Falcons

  • @titu600
    @titu600 2 года назад +112

    "Barbara removes her glasses... and automatically becomes attrative.." --- That is just good character development that is... Freaking Hilarious

  • @DuraDigi
    @DuraDigi 3 года назад +3382

    “Steve doesn’t have a passport”
    “The guy he’s possessing probably has one”
    Lmfao 🤣 I’m in tears.

    • @jackforbes1082
      @jackforbes1082 3 года назад +223

      I thought the exact same thing! Like who cares if Steve has a passport! They were perfectly comfortable staying in the dude's apartment and going through all his clothes, look for a damn passport!

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 3 года назад +171

      @@jackforbes1082 not to mention r@ping him. 😳

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 года назад +10

      @@JakkFrost1 .....

    • @hapythots
      @hapythots 3 года назад +30

      @@JakkFrost1 ay i mean... the dude technically got to bang wonder woman. sounds worth.

    • @meowththatsright1075
      @meowththatsright1075 3 года назад +91

      @@hapythots , but he didn't know

  • @heyho5227
    @heyho5227 3 года назад +1666

    *something illogical happens*
    Everyone: "how is that possible"
    Script writter: "uNcLeAr"

    • @indeed260
      @indeed260 3 года назад +3

      @Peter Parker Patty Jenkins is the screen writer (one of)

    • @pranavbhandari3023
      @pranavbhandari3023 3 года назад +5

      BECAUSE

    • @malaspalace
      @malaspalace 3 года назад

      What’s a writter

    • @praetorian3902
      @praetorian3902 3 года назад

      Good writing - just insert "somehow" behind every scene.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 3 года назад +1

      Producer: "Can you explain?"
      Script writer: "I'm really gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this!"
      Producer: "But..."
      Script writer: "Get off my back!"

  • @graydonwicks3800
    @graydonwicks3800 3 года назад +1253

    On the topic of explaining why Steve has to be in someone's body:
    "who's to say?"
    "You are,"
    "yeeahh :)"

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 3 года назад +25

      You just know that someone said that to Patty Jenkins at some point.

    • @M1cha3lP
      @M1cha3lP 3 года назад +43

      I loved his "yeah"!!!🤣

    • @alexandrialeonora6542
      @alexandrialeonora6542 3 года назад +21

      The line delivery for that "yeeahh" was perfection. XD

    • @olympusentertainment2638
      @olympusentertainment2638 3 года назад +8

      @@Ciborium An her response would be '' Nahhh it will be fine '' .

    • @Adrian-fe8js
      @Adrian-fe8js 3 года назад +10

      Lol! I watched that part twice 🤣

  • @DesertRunner602
    @DesertRunner602 3 года назад +219

    “Oh, yeah, no, she couldn’t, but then...she could.”
    “But how?”
    “Unclear.”
    “Okay then.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 3 года назад +9

      "she couldn't do the thing she needed to do, until she could. " "you mean doing the thing she couldn't do, meant she could do the thing she couldn't do?" "yep."

  • @liquidwood4064
    @liquidwood4064 3 года назад +2828

    7 year old child: I wish I didn't have cancer
    wonder woman: no

    • @Mirrorcomics24
      @Mirrorcomics24 3 года назад +18

      I get the joke But like it’s still wrong if you haven’t renounced your wish

    • @Doflaminguard
      @Doflaminguard 3 года назад +183

      @@Mirrorcomics24 everyone would renounce their wish, yeah sure. Im surprised the world hadnt end since im pretty sure someone will definitely wish the world to end.

    • @JayL3wis
      @JayL3wis 3 года назад +44

      @@Mirrorcomics24 Barbara never renounced her wish

    • @andrebyrd1337
      @andrebyrd1337 3 года назад +7

      @@JayL3wis I thought they never showed Barbers in the end.

    • @JayL3wis
      @JayL3wis 3 года назад +6

      @@andrebyrd1337 Because they didn't show it.

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 3 года назад +3635

    Abused child: wishes to be in a safe home.
    Diana: "Cheaters never prosper"

    • @kawonsuggs9595
      @kawonsuggs9595 3 года назад +66

      Lol

    • @cyfr88
      @cyfr88 3 года назад +190

      no shortcuts

    • @free_at_last8141
      @free_at_last8141 3 года назад +280

      Cheetahs never prosper.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 года назад +113

      The movie just didn't understand real world conflicts, that weren't about trump, nukes, walls &..... APEX CATS.. 😂

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 3 года назад +162

      @@ZeonEons But wait...aren't humans already apex predators? So she should be...a human human?
      A strange hybrid, a mix of two humans.

  • @nemo6686
    @nemo6686 3 года назад +519

    Good job no-one ever said "I wish I'd never been born."
    Seems like the best thing about this movie is it's given us the best Pitch Meeting to date...

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 3 года назад +12

      If someone wished they'd never been born, it would turn into an infinitely better movie... _It's a Wonderful Life._

    • @Bothandle70
      @Bothandle70 3 года назад +4

      What about Freddy mercury?

    • @kellybarthel8060
      @kellybarthel8060 3 года назад +2

      Twilight series, was the world series of pitch meetings. He was pitching a shutout!! Yes I am pitching to be in a pitch meeting series!! It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!!

    • @FatPigInTheHouse
      @FatPigInTheHouse 3 года назад

      Yea this one is up there

    • @ZillaTheTegu
      @ZillaTheTegu 3 года назад +1

      Good thing no one wished for the Earth to explode, or all human life die, or cartoon characters to become real, or Godzilla to go on a rampage, or for Freddy Kruger to become real... or any number of actually imaginative wishes.

  • @somarriba333
    @somarriba333 Год назад +63

    It amazes me how writers can LITERALLY come up with any idea, and THIS is the movie they came up with.

    • @grumdiddlydoo3559
      @grumdiddlydoo3559 7 месяцев назад +1

      We should support them if they ever go on strike, so they get paid more to come up with this nonsensical stuff.

  • @alhassanqadry
    @alhassanqadry 3 года назад +2803

    Someone: but I wanna feed my starving children
    Wonder Women: Yeah, but the the truth is better 😏

    • @LifeTheExperience
      @LifeTheExperience 3 года назад +27

      Haven't you ever read The Secret? If want it real hard.. you can have it!

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 3 года назад +106

      Wonder Woman: FEED THEM THE TRUTH, SHEEPLE! 😝

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад +6

      @@LifeTheExperience Apparently if they have it real hard, they will want it?

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 3 года назад +105

      Wishes aren't even lies!! A wish is not the opposite of the truth.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 года назад +59

      @@Andreamom001 Literally what I was thinking. That doesn't even make sense.
      I mean, if someone wished for something and then got it, that thing may not have been "true" before, but it certainly is now.

  • @marioalt9420
    @marioalt9420 3 года назад +655

    - Who's to say?
    - You are!
    - Yeah...
    ^ this needs to be a new catchphrase for Pitch Meetings :)

    • @M0no
      @M0no 3 года назад +7

      I think it is, it was in the power ranger pitch meetings. I hope it stays

    • @abhijiths7637
      @abhijiths7637 3 года назад +4

      I wholeheartedly agree

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 3 года назад +7

      This is my favorite part of this video. Specialy the way he says "Yeah".

  • @sapphic.flower
    @sapphic.flower 3 года назад +1081

    They really had cheetah do the “lame nerd in glasses” to “hottie in not glasses” for no reason. I thought that trope died in the early 2000’s

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 3 года назад +124

      Well since this movie is set in 1985 we got plenty of time to use it!

    • @novanironstine6359
      @novanironstine6359 3 года назад +53

      Hate to be that guy but imagine if a man directed this

    • @dtkocha
      @dtkocha 3 года назад +20

      Nah. Same with "bald guy gets hair" trope. It'll never die.

    • @reuteratwork8983
      @reuteratwork8983 3 года назад +19

      @@novanironstine6359 - Yeah, & Jenkins was one of the writers, too -- I am beginning to question her sensibilities...

    • @anthonygusman9909
      @anthonygusman9909 3 года назад +6

      Have we learned nothing from Cats?

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 3 года назад +58

    2:09 "Who's to say?"
    "You are."
    "Yeeaahh"
    That so needs to become a new Pitch Meeting catchphrase, or at least that perfect "Yeeaahh"!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonymantia8452
    @tonymantia8452 3 года назад +294

    "I mean you got to understand, this was a really good guy that she knew for a couple days seven decades ago"

    • @nigelnash7516
      @nigelnash7516 3 года назад +3

      That part tickled me

    • @hv5962
      @hv5962 3 года назад +2

      yeah, my husband died 3 years ago so when Steve diecd in first movie it was moving to me but then I realized that ...wtf she only knew him for a couple of days :D its like titanic :D Jack and Rose knew eachother literally 2 days and everybody cried when they were separated :D

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 года назад +5627

    I still can't wrap my mind around how incredibly good these pitch meetings are.
    Would love to hear Ryan talking about how he makes these videos, mostly the script!

    • @TheBlueTeddys
      @TheBlueTeddys 3 года назад +282

      let alone doing the casting for these roles

    • @brandonbonner8183
      @brandonbonner8183 3 года назад +112

      There is a pitch meeting video for the pitch meeting videos

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 года назад +25

      There's an interview with him in YT

    • @sherlockwright7105
      @sherlockwright7105 3 года назад +109

      It's super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @WillBlacksilver
      @WillBlacksilver 3 года назад +48

      Pretty sure these are simply 100% accurate, faithful re-creations of actual pitch meetings. No imagination or creativity required AT ALL. Easy.
      How else would these cinematic monstrosities come to be except by sheer willful incompetence?

  • @BBDoesTheThing
    @BBDoesTheThing 3 года назад +354

    Even the money guy is starting to get tired of the writer's bs.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 года назад +105

    I wish they would’ve just had Diana fall in love with the actual stranger guy, instead of having him be forcibly possessed by Steve Trevor’s consciousness in such a deeply creepy and disturbing manner…

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 Год назад +1

      Maybe, but I feel like a decent percentage of men would be perfectly okay with loaning their body out for sex with Wonder Woman, especially if she looks like Gal Gadot.

    • @WafflePancakes1314
      @WafflePancakes1314 Год назад +33

      ​@@duckmeister5385that sounds like excusing rape just because it's a man...not to mention the man wouldn't even be aware or conscious to partake. Sit down

    • @physeter_de595
      @physeter_de595 Год назад +10

      @@duckmeister5385 If you couldn't remember? Where would have been the point? You just wake up missing a lot of days. All of a sudden its christmas and you got no presents!

    • @iambicpentakill
      @iambicpentakill Год назад +15

      @@duckmeister5385 I got fired because I no call no showed work for a couple weeks, but at least I got raped by a pretty woman while unconscious. Yay?

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Год назад

      "Ya'll are acting so silly, men are monsters. They can't be rape victims, they're incapable of not wanting it!"
      -"Woke" women
      😂

  • @nathaniel201
    @nathaniel201 3 года назад +618

    "So this guy touches the Dreamstone and he gets a cup of coffee."
    "Uh huh, okay."
    *later*
    "So wait, did the coffee guy have to renounce his wish too?"
    "Um, yeah, I guess."
    "How? He already drank it, like days ago. Is he going to vomit it back up? Is time going to reverse or something?"
    "I don't know."
    "He made his wish before everyone else, so does he know that he's connected to that weird guy on TV?"
    "Um..."
    "Is he really learning a lesson from this? A cup of coffee doesn't seem like a particularly selfish wish."
    "Um...it's a shortcut?"
    "You didn't think too much about the implications of this wish thing, did you?"
    "No."

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 года назад +18

      Not having seen the movie, I'm curious what actually gets "taken away" when someone makes a wish. Does it ever go into that?

    • @nathaniel201
      @nathaniel201 3 года назад +30

      @@_Stormfather It's never fully explained. They mention the Monkey's Paw as an analogy, but that doesn't really seem to apply (as that usually takes the vague wording of the wish and makes the wish itself a double-edged sword). For the most part, the wishes we see just take away something unrelated as payment. For the wishes that Max grants when he's the Dreamstone, he can take whatever he wants through magical means. For the three wishes we see the Dreamstone grant (not counting the coffee guy), we tend to see the wisher losing physical strength and stability. Diana progressively loses her powers the longer Steve sticks around, and Max starts to deteriorate the more wishes he grants (although he is able to rejuvenate himself with the payments for other people's wishes). Barbara's the closest one we get to an actual Monkey's Paw situation because she actually wishes for physical strength (among other things), which causes her to become cold and cruel (a seemingly related consequence of gaining power). Many of yhe wishes that Maxwell grants also seem to have ironic consequences, but this doesn't really seem to be an intentional side effect of the wish being made. The guy who wishes for the wall has a lot of negative backlash from his people, but that's something Max seems to just note offhand is probably going to happen. There's a guy who wishes for a farm but just gets a bunch of animals in the middle of the street (probably due to Max's rapid-fire wish granting more than anything else).

    • @adamdavis1648
      @adamdavis1648 3 года назад +9

      @@nathaniel201 The price paid by the guy who wished for the wall was that Max Lord took his security team, remember? Although why that faces backlash from his people is unclear to me.

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 3 года назад +5

      Yeah wonder what the Stone took from him that asked for the cup. Like maybe it took away his sanity all for a cup of coffee

    • @nathaniel201
      @nathaniel201 3 года назад +3

      @@adamdavis1648 Yes, which Max said would leave him defenseless against the backlash from his people. It didn't seem to me that Max was directly causing that backlash, he was just noting that it was likely going to be a side effect (blocking off the water supply was mentioned, plus just having a wall dropped on your house with no warning is likely to upset people).

  • @kagani6202
    @kagani6202 3 года назад +521

    “They did that using a stranger’s body?!”
    ~Me during the movie

    • @AnimeLover-je9tu
      @AnimeLover-je9tu 3 года назад +2

      Fr tho

    • @Ng1Brad
      @Ng1Brad 3 года назад

      Maybe Diana wished that, you never know

    • @arandomcheese
      @arandomcheese 3 года назад +8

      The writer must have had a body swap fetish or something.

    • @matsroscam
      @matsroscam 3 года назад +22

      I thought that was rape lol

    • @franciscofranco5739
      @franciscofranco5739 3 года назад

      Reminds me of Stargate Universe (horrible show, don’t watch it btw lol)

  • @philipbloom
    @philipbloom 3 года назад +2890

    This movie was such a gift for you Ryan! 🤣

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 года назад +19

      loving the passive aggressive side LOL.

    • @ade977
      @ade977 3 года назад +36

      No kidding. After watching it (hell, probably during too) I thought "How long will it be until we get a Pitch Meeting for this?"

    • @LeeKeels
      @LeeKeels 3 года назад +19

      Barely an inconvenience to write.

    • @deathking1019
      @deathking1019 3 года назад +16

      the thing that still annoys me is steve trevor keeps being called a pilot yet he wasn’t he was a spy for the british who flew a plane but he was never a pilot as his profession he only flew a plane twice and both times the plane clashed or blew up the original steve from the comics was a pilot but in the movie he was a spy
      further proof is when he was captured by the amazon’s when he’s tied with the lasso when asked who he is he says he’s a spy

    • @brianschlicher59
      @brianschlicher59 3 года назад +3

      Such a gem of a pitch session!

  • @GAshoneybear
    @GAshoneybear 2 года назад +70

    I didn't understand why we couldn't have just Barbara, Diana, and Max have to renounce their wishes and and the others be cancelled because Max renounced. That would have resolved the issue with the wishes since the three of their wishes were selfish and they all could have learned a lesson.

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Год назад +15

      I'm going to need you to get alllllll the way off my back about how Hollywood thinks all 8 billion people on Earth are vain and selfish.

    • @MikeCincoCapas
      @MikeCincoCapas Год назад +6

      ​@@motorcycleboy9000I mean, there were only about 4.7 billion people in 1984, but the point definitely stands👍

    • @santosic
      @santosic 11 месяцев назад +9

      That would have made more sense; Max renouncing his wish nullifies all other wishes since he wished to become the stone and all.

  • @artsman9114
    @artsman9114 3 года назад +719

    I’ve never heard him say “get off my back” so aggressively.

    • @walterude6323
      @walterude6323 3 года назад +20

      So touchy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AmitZinmanVideo
      @AmitZinmanVideo 3 года назад +17

      desperate times

    • @estefanolivares9199
      @estefanolivares9199 3 года назад +52

      Maybe because he kept getting on that thing

    • @TommyBoy313
      @TommyBoy313 3 года назад +7

      @Frothbyte I think it's only tipped by the saucy eyes looking at the Twilight baby haha

    • @batitony
      @batitony 3 года назад +7

      Yeah well if you consider Parry Jenkins got VERY aggressive against the suits wanting to change stuff in the movie, then yeah it's kind of a throwback to her.

  • @Sweet68Camaro
    @Sweet68Camaro 3 года назад +1618

    “Then she starts to fly and lasso some lightning bolts, yeah that’s pretty cool.”
    “Oh sure, that might as well happen.”
    LOL

    • @renevilandt8300
      @renevilandt8300 3 года назад +76

      That was my exact thought during the movie, when she she used her lasso on a ligthning bolt “Oh sure, that might as well happen.”

    • @hafizrazali3971
      @hafizrazali3971 3 года назад +6

      Best reaction hahahaha

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 3 года назад +16

      "...and then she does a back flip, breaks the bad guy's neck and saves the day."

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff 2 года назад +1

      @@frankbrislin4378 where is this phrase came from?

    • @frankbrislin4378
      @frankbrislin4378 2 года назад +5

      @@different_stuff , Ryan George has referenced this a couple of times; it is from his video 'First Guy to Ever Write a Fiction'.

  • @Сайтамен
    @Сайтамен 3 года назад +687

    "She could easily just be turned into orca whale, but that would make less interesting fight scene.
    - Oh, I wholeheartedly disagree!"
    GOLD

    • @Luciusthestorms
      @Luciusthestorms 3 года назад +32

      funny cause orca is actually a DC villain and is a humanoid orca lol.

    • @shinzero0271
      @shinzero0271 3 года назад +3

      @@Luciusthestorms Yeah, I kinda do want Orca to be on the big screen. We got Killer Shark on CW Flash, Harley Quinn's show, and the upcoming Suicide Squad movie but Orca would be a lot more entertaining.

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 3 года назад +6

      She would have been far more badass as an Orca chick

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 года назад +6

      A huge overdrawn fight with diana fighting a huge orca woman and defeating it with a can of orca repellent couldve saved this movie.

    • @MyselfandComics
      @MyselfandComics 3 года назад

      @@Luciusthestorms
      She’s with the Outsiders now, so I guess she more of a hero or anti-hero now.

  • @mistersydster
    @mistersydster 3 года назад +60

    I've always wondered what happened to the guy who wished for coffee in the office? Did he have to throw up the coffee when he renounced the wish? Or did he maybe have to lose the memory of having enjoyed the coffee?

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 2 года назад +6

      😆 This made me laugh so much I am commenting to make it more visible!

    • @MikeCincoCapas
      @MikeCincoCapas Год назад +5

      If ONLY this guy had renounced his wish, would the entire timeline have been thrown off, and maybe there would be no wishes afterwards? 🤔

  • @koolkoala2813
    @koolkoala2813 3 года назад +610

    "Why didn't they just bring Chris Pine back as himself?!?!" "No." Makes no sense 🙃

    • @ChaosDesigned
      @ChaosDesigned 3 года назад +25

      Srsly. What was the entire point of using MAGIC to bring JUST his consciousness back? Why just not use magic to bring him back to life?

    • @dougelick8397
      @dougelick8397 3 года назад +8

      @@ChaosDesigned Because that wouldn't be super creepy.

    • @drafunt
      @drafunt 3 года назад +3

      because Chris Pine wanted more money, so they just CGI'ed him into another body.......

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 3 года назад

      Remember, the writer guy can only work with the movie he has.

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z 3 года назад

      IT WAS CHEAPER TO DO IT LIKE THIS!

  • @TJSmith
    @TJSmith 3 года назад +3685

    A plane is a plane.

    • @ryanammenheuser4788
      @ryanammenheuser4788 3 года назад +129

      "That sentence isn't *technically* wrong" is the line that got me.

    • @tmgeza
      @tmgeza 3 года назад +10

      Hahahshshshs that killed me hahahahahahahahahhaha

    • @kushalyadav720
      @kushalyadav720 3 года назад +4

      Hy😂

    • @PronteCo
      @PronteCo 3 года назад +37

      @@ryanammenheuser4788 I mean, are you implying that a plane *is not* a plane?

    • @Xetelian
      @Xetelian 3 года назад +8

      a PLAIN is a PLAIN!

  • @dxjxc91
    @dxjxc91 3 года назад +281

    There was so much wrong with this movie that you could make a second completely different pitch meeting and not even mention the same problems.

    • @imjoeimjoe
      @imjoeimjoe 3 года назад +4

      You know what it really was that bad he should make WW 1984 pitch meeting parts 2&3 and make it a trilogy.... BAHAHAHA - no seriously before THEY do.

  • @Jdmt0992
    @Jdmt0992 Год назад +29

    Is very kind of you to portray the writers like they really think about the possible plotholes in their scripts😊

    • @cscs88
      @cscs88 Год назад +1

      How do they not have this?? Editors , screen testers, someone like Ryan?? They spend MILLIONS on these horrible scripts without some QC?

  • @cobra8888
    @cobra8888 3 года назад +2651

    Little kid: “I wish my Dad would stop beating my mom”
    Wonder Woman: “That is cheating. Take it back.”

    • @gingerale2131
      @gingerale2131 3 года назад +294

      kid: i wished my brother didnt kill himself
      WW: Take it back

    • @lifeloverNorris
      @lifeloverNorris 3 года назад +11

      Big oof

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 3 года назад +72

      The implications here reach from the dark but hilarious
      "I wish I hadn't had an abortion" *fetus reappears* WW: THAT'S CHEATING!
      *fetus sighs*
      To the straight up gruesome ! I don't know how such a thing slips past them...

    • @geniezambia2868
      @geniezambia2868 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 года назад +79

      cynical asshole: i wish everyone's wishes were negated
      ww: ya got me

  • @virginiafernandez6846
    @virginiafernandez6846 3 года назад +3326

    Man, I can’t way until screenwriter guy loses the glasses and learns to walk in heels

    • @Mr-1rfan
      @Mr-1rfan 3 года назад +58

      Actually I was expecting something like that to happen

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 3 года назад +63

      He'll become a Tru Apex predator

    • @Gingermushroom500
      @Gingermushroom500 3 года назад +20

      Petition to have this happen

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RicheBright
      @RicheBright 3 года назад +21

      That would be TIGHT!

  • @ReelRejects
    @ReelRejects 3 года назад +597

    Ohhhh budddyyyyyy!!!!! This is gonna be goooood!!

  • @AltCutTV
    @AltCutTV 3 года назад +47

    "So what happened to Barbara when she was not a cat anymore?"
    "Barbara lives on a farm now son."

  • @Player-kg1ds
    @Player-kg1ds 3 года назад +1098

    The fact that this movie's script was accepted is actually astounding

    • @richmondboahene6536
      @richmondboahene6536 3 года назад +19

      Money

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 3 года назад +52

      @@richmondboahene6536 that's even more astounding, they really thought this was gonna make money?

    • @richmondboahene6536
      @richmondboahene6536 3 года назад +13

      @@phatlewt2932 they lost alot of money big time, hope they learn their lesson

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 3 года назад +17

      @@richmondboahene6536 wouldn't be the first time, i doubt they'll learn

    • @sungbeaniedk629
      @sungbeaniedk629 3 года назад +33

      It's like the 7-year-old daughter of a film director suddenly asked "mommy, can I make the next Wonder Woman movie?"
      and mommy said yes then paid for the whole thing and forced everyone to help make it

  • @salayer
    @salayer 3 года назад +405

    "Life is good..but it can be better"
    Most memorable line from the movie

    • @lordpatriot445
      @lordpatriot445 3 года назад +9

      And now is a meme too. On Twitter I see people using it a lot, and even a Master Chief based one lol

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 3 года назад +8

      That line lives rent free in my mind. Complete with the voice and gesture

    • @vichuang1480
      @vichuang1480 3 года назад +31

      Life is good...but it can be super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @arnavpremjith7492
      @arnavpremjith7492 3 года назад

      @@lordpatriot445 Even in Insta

  • @paoloverdini8374
    @paoloverdini8374 3 года назад +207

    I mean, this time Ryan couldn't get off Ryan's back for a single minute. Imagine how unnerving the whole thing must be. Wow wow wow... Wow.

  • @hypnotichistorian8152
    @hypnotichistorian8152 3 года назад +285

    "there's a chance she could've become an orca whale, but that would've been much less interesting"
    "Oh I whole heartedly disagree"
    Best line ever.

    • @TheSpectator7
      @TheSpectator7 2 года назад +1

      That would have a completely different Super Villain too. Lol

  • @gregoryschmidt1233
    @gregoryschmidt1233 3 года назад +382

    Next time my wife corrects me - "Oh, you're just full of fun trivia tonight!"

    • @Jatinjutsu
      @Jatinjutsu 3 года назад +3

      Lmao xdd

    • @FGuilt
      @FGuilt 3 года назад +1

      Next time your wife corrects you.,. "hulk. smash."

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 3 года назад +3

      Hmmm, weighing the pros and cons from using this epic one-liner in that context... I'll need some long toilet thinking sessions for this one.

    • @Person-vq7yh
      @Person-vq7yh 3 года назад +4

      Ha! What a loser you have a wife.

    • @joeluigi2008
      @joeluigi2008 3 года назад

      @@Person-vq7yh and I bet she even loves him

  • @chicostacos2
    @chicostacos2 3 года назад +717

    That guy that Steve took over . . . he never realized the amount of time that passed after he came back? He never wondered why he woke up in a different place? Why his laundry was used?!

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 3 года назад +152

      Yeah, or why his fingers smelled like wonderpussy

    • @joemagliocchi2090
      @joemagliocchi2090 3 года назад +56

      Wonderpussy.....title for the 3rd movie🤔

    • @maxdecphoenix
      @maxdecphoenix 3 года назад +43

      "Why are there cum stains on my sheets?"

    • @eds1942
      @eds1942 3 года назад +38

      Must happen to him a lot.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly 3 года назад +23

      I'm sure he did wonder about all that.

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 3 года назад +762

    "What happens to this guys consciousness while Steve's controlling his body?"
    "Who's to say?"
    "You are!"
    "Yeah:p "
    I AM DEAD

    • @pali1d
      @pali1d 3 года назад +26

      It’s the best delivery of the word “Yeah” I’ve ever seen.

    • @CausalityLoop
      @CausalityLoop 3 года назад +2

      @@pali1d It reminded me of "doggie" from the John Wick pitch :D

    • @buckeyebeliever3397
      @buckeyebeliever3397 3 года назад +1

      Literally read this as he said it

  • @AshOnTop23
    @AshOnTop23 2 года назад +25

    I honestly forget about "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" almost every time because I'm following the story, and I really enjoy when it finally happens.

  • @zacwhite4470
    @zacwhite4470 3 года назад +565

    We gonna ignore how billions of people started hearing a Woman talk in their heads and the world was almost destroyed but somehow no one remembers it.

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 3 года назад +7

      Wowowow-wow

    • @honeybee4016
      @honeybee4016 3 года назад +20

      @Zac White That's the biggest issue I had with this movie. Because in JL Bruce Wayne was all like Diana all you've done since Steve died is hide away and yet here she is stopping a catastrophic world wide event. I mean am I supposed to believe there were no conspiracy theories, no rumors, no speculation about this?!! Seriously?!!!

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 3 года назад +17

      @@honeybee4016 stopping a catastrophic worldwide event while fighting battles in broad daylight with very shiny and impossible not to see golden armor with massive eye-catching wings.
      I guess the idea is that everyone but Diana and Max Lord lose their memories of all this when the wishes are renounced. Even though that's never explained, we're just supposed to assume or something. Assuming vital plot points is TIGHT

    • @sarahcristinecasaes
      @sarahcristinecasaes 3 года назад +2

      @@FalconOfStorms actually I think people remember what happened, because of the scene with the missels on the screen. They say "the missels are vanishing" or something like that. They did not just forgot everything!

    • @gordonchell4364
      @gordonchell4364 3 года назад +4

      "Wow, that was a crazy series of events. Let's not mention any of it for the next three decades."

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman 3 года назад +1422

    One person wished to die, and they can't unwish it, congrats movie over.

    • @duolightningproductionstud1435
      @duolightningproductionstud1435 3 года назад +85

      I never thought about that

    • @Ng1Brad
      @Ng1Brad 3 года назад +197

      @@duolightningproductionstud1435 Neither did the writers

    • @AnimeLover-je9tu
      @AnimeLover-je9tu 3 года назад +74

      Dang...tht is...uhh..actually im pretty sure somebody would wish tht

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 3 года назад +152

      Let's face it, expecting every last person to renounce their wishes because WW made a speech was ridiculous.

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z 3 года назад +21

      Shhh that is a hole in the plot

  • @ErikCPianoman
    @ErikCPianoman 3 года назад +3199

    Wait. You’re telling me that supposedly *everyone* takes their wishes back. Not a single person decides to keep their wish and everyone just metaphorically holds hands and sings kum-ba-yah together.
    That’s the solution they came up with? That’s literally the most unrealistic cartoony, ham-fisted thing I can think of and that’s what they went with?
    This movie has so many plot holes, leaps of logic and puzzlingly weird decisions in it, I’d really love to see some BTS to shed light on just what happened to make this train wreck of a film.

    • @crossbone321
      @crossbone321 3 года назад +103

      I think since Max Lord renounced his wish, and he was the gem, then everybody elses wished would have been renounced.

    • @ZeonEons
      @ZeonEons 3 года назад +249

      @@crossbone321 Nope. Diana asked the world to renounce their wishes.

    • @M419.99
      @M419.99 3 года назад +15

      There won't be BTS

    • @MrWhiteVzla
      @MrWhiteVzla 3 года назад +54

      I believe this is ones the last movies produced under the old DC leadership, so.... DC happened. lol

    • @aydinbiber7616
      @aydinbiber7616 3 года назад +9

      No they don't do that. I'm not sure why anyone thinks they do.

  • @physeter_de595
    @physeter_de595 Год назад +27

    Ok, I'm late to the party (about 2 years I guess) but I honestly think, this is one of the best pitch meetings ever! Great lines, comebacks, I loved every second. Well, ok, I usually do with these pitch meetings. But I feel, this one really sticks out!

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 Год назад +1

      Definitely one of the best in my opinion. The body swap part is great.

    • @martinheljedal7670
      @martinheljedal7670 Год назад +3

      Oh I wholeheartedly agree! 😁😁❤

    • @MikeCincoCapas
      @MikeCincoCapas Год назад

      Never too late for a pitch meeting. This one's timeless 😂

  • @raymondwen4210
    @raymondwen4210 3 года назад +406

    When the movie has so many plot holes even pitch meeting is confused and lost

    • @peterroe3389
      @peterroe3389 3 года назад +4

      Making prequels to try avoid most of the plot holes set up by the rest of the franchise is tight.

  • @tombocai
    @tombocai 3 года назад +413

    "This script is a script!"
    "That sentence is not technically wrong..."

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 3 года назад +300

    "Who's to say?"
    "You are!"
    I think executive guy is becoming self aware. Its been happening slowly, i think a big turn was during the twilight finale pitch.

  • @DanielGrovePhoto
    @DanielGrovePhoto 3 года назад +36

    This has to be one of your best! This movie had so many issues and you nailed it.

  • @michaelmcvey1442
    @michaelmcvey1442 3 года назад +252

    ‘Yeah that may as well happen’ - most underrated line.

    • @NEEDCheese
      @NEEDCheese 3 года назад

      May*

    • @calebharvin4103
      @calebharvin4103 3 года назад +1

      @@stopshutdev Its 2020's catchphrase

    • @seandegidon4672
      @seandegidon4672 3 года назад +1

      "and then she looks at a balloon and we're all done!"
      Too bad she didn't look at a balloon 2 hour earlier! 🎈

  • @robertdascoli949
    @robertdascoli949 3 года назад +661

    "So, anyway, she's a cat now."
    "What?"
    Like that's the biggest leap of logic in this film.

    • @TelperionMt
      @TelperionMt 3 года назад +53

      Also looks disturbingly like a whole cast of cats in another cat-movie that was quite jellical.

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 года назад +17

      hey i will have you know that they said _apex predator_ on the helicopter, so she gets a second wish sorta dealio.

    • @uncanny_i3752
      @uncanny_i3752 3 года назад +12

      @@alveolate why did she even say that what if it turned her into a literal cheetah instead of as superpowered hybrid

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 года назад +2

      @@uncanny_i3752 yea i didn't /s cos i thought it was obvious enough xD

    • @uncanny_i3752
      @uncanny_i3752 3 года назад +1

      @@alveolate i know I'm just asking

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 3 года назад +324

    “Who’s to say?”
    “YOU ARE”
    “Yeaaa”
    The way he said that needs to become a thing.

  • @angeladawn805
    @angeladawn805 3 года назад +87

    I'm finding these pitch meetings to be an effective way of catching up with movies I've missed, and have no time to watch in the future. You provide an invaluable service Ryan. :)

  • @AndrewHAWhite
    @AndrewHAWhite 3 года назад +198

    "...and Steve manages to grab Max Lord"
    "Oh, and so he wishes for everything to go back to normal?"
    "Oh yeah, no, that would have been smart! Instead he pushes him around a bit."
    Literally my thoughts at this scene. Thank you!!!!

    • @CamJames
      @CamJames 3 года назад +5

      can the product of a wish make a wish?

    • @AndrewHAWhite
      @AndrewHAWhite 3 года назад +9

      @@CamJames Can Cheetah make a wish twice? Idk man this movie had no rules

    • @CamJames
      @CamJames 3 года назад +7

      @@AndrewHAWhite this movie was barely a movie, trust me I'm fully aware lol

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 3 года назад +2

      @@AndrewHAWhite She can't and she didn't.

    • @AndrewHAWhite
      @AndrewHAWhite 3 года назад +3

      @@MatiZ815 1) I wish to be like Diana, 2) I wish to be the the #1 apex predator

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 3 года назад +297

    “This moment only works if everybody wishes for something selfish or violent”
    Kind of clashes with the message from the previous movie that humans aren’t totally warlike and flawed but capable of love....

    • @golden.fire.princess9653
      @golden.fire.princess9653 3 года назад +26

      What a train wreck

    • @BruvahSulaiman
      @BruvahSulaiman 3 года назад +9

      Did Cheetah even renounce her wishes?

    • @zenobia10127
      @zenobia10127 3 года назад +9

      @@BruvahSulaiman Of course not. They're saving her for a possible sequel.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 года назад +8

      @@BruvahSulaiman Given she was no longer randomly a cat at the end, the implication is that yes she did. It wasn't shown on-screen for some reason though, so it just ends up causing needless confusion like 95% of the rest of this weird trainwreck.

    • @archerworks
      @archerworks 3 года назад +4

      I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back on that.

  • @KitchenKnifeRescue
    @KitchenKnifeRescue 3 года назад +826

    lol, the possessed dude's name in the credits is"Handsome Guy."

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 3 года назад +72

      I like his name, but he does absolutely not stand a chance if he ever was to fight The Protagonist

    • @markbalaam9542
      @markbalaam9542 3 года назад +78

      "I Was Sexually Assaulted/ Raped Guy."

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 года назад +1

      Oof.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 года назад +8

      @Hero Games I'm pretty sure I've seen that movie before.

    • @mxtw7910
      @mxtw7910 3 года назад +27

      The double standard is disgusting. Just imagine the outrage from feminists if the roles were reversed

  • @apalladium5k
    @apalladium5k 2 года назад +13

    I don't know why I waited so long to watch these but day 3 of binge watching and I still love it. Thanks for existing!

  • @toddsalkowski448
    @toddsalkowski448 3 года назад +335

    She's really heartbroken because he was a good guy she knew for a few days 7 decades ago! Hilarious!!!

    • @ramiyugor2
      @ramiyugor2 3 года назад +6

      I think they forget what year the first movie was

    • @bydstc1904
      @bydstc1904 3 года назад +4

      Rami Aljbouri the first movie took place in the 1910s and the sequel took place in 1984, so yeah 7 decades is right

    • @ramiyugor2
      @ramiyugor2 3 года назад +5

      I didn’t clarify my point. I know what you mean but what I meant is if she is grieving after 70 years it’s because when they wrote that part they forgot how long ago he died

    • @Ng1Brad
      @Ng1Brad 3 года назад +2

      @@ramiyugor2 tbf she was still kinda heartbroken in Justice League, so it's all kinda weird

  • @dmcdevils
    @dmcdevils 3 года назад +583

    The script for this pitch meeting is 10 times better than the movie itself xD

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 2 года назад +5

      True.
      What about blind people wishing to see???

    • @dmcdevils
      @dmcdevils 2 года назад +2

      @@nosuchthing8 ​Depending on their living circumstances before the wish, some people would not take their wish back, while others would see the damage it would cause in the long run , by making those who denounced their wish to eventually question their choice and end up hating on Diana and her Lasso for forcing them onto that situation.
      Also Keep in mind that this is not a perfect wish that you get from a Genie's Lamp, this wish takes something else from you, so its better to be what you were before you even got the wish, cause this one has consequences.

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 3 года назад +591

    "just make steve trevor come back as himself!"
    "NO!"
    "Aaaaah"

    • @ringo8306
      @ringo8306 3 года назад +28

      "why?"
      "because"
      "fair enough"

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 года назад

      I think it was a buildup for a slow reveal and also to setup the outfit changing scene.

    • @tamiej.5558
      @tamiej.5558 3 года назад +6

      @@Jon-6969 The slow reveal was not worth it and they could have just gone shopping

  • @segamble1679
    @segamble1679 2 года назад +3

    This is probably my favorite Pitch Meeting. So good.

  • @WilyGryphon
    @WilyGryphon 3 года назад +650

    "You know, there's an easy fix to that. Just have Steve appear as himself."
    "No."
    "Okay."

    • @JoSan3
      @JoSan3 3 года назад +11

      aaaaahhhh

    • @rydermarvelfanboy1761
      @rydermarvelfanboy1761 3 года назад +11

      How about get all the way of my back

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 3 года назад +28

      It was weird as if the director thought that her flirting with the guy who got possesed would not be ever creepier!

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 года назад +1

      yeah thats what they said....

    • @gingerale2131
      @gingerale2131 3 года назад +1

      hmh thats in the video

  • @A_Vicious_T-Rex
    @A_Vicious_T-Rex 3 года назад +402

    Me after the first movie: "I trust Patty Jenkins with this character, and any movie she'll make in the future!"
    Me today: *looks nervously at Rogue Squadron* 😬

    • @Seankwondo87
      @Seankwondo87 3 года назад +15

      @@Winterfang doesnt seem like shes writing rogue squadron so it could still be good

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 3 года назад +18

      Well 1984 was poorly directed...

    • @Tyler_Pifer92
      @Tyler_Pifer92 3 года назад +10

      @@jon4715 it was, but she has a track record of good films, so one poor one doesn't make me worry.

    • @PenguinofD00mxxx
      @PenguinofD00mxxx 3 года назад +14

      Listen as long as she isnt the writer, and accepts that there needs to be a greater attention to the special affects(which shouldnt be an issue as she'll be working with ILM and Lucasfilm), it should be fine.

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +12

      Patty did a good job with the first Wonder Woman, but she didn’t write that one. Guessing she’ll stick to her guns and leave the writing to professionals.

  • @martineberhardt2205
    @martineberhardt2205 3 года назад +346

    "What happens to this guy's conscience while Travor is in his mind?"
    "Who's to say?"
    "You are!"
    "Yea..."

    • @MikeWallaceDev
      @MikeWallaceDev 3 года назад +12

      That Yea cracked me up so hard!

    • @kawonsuggs9595
      @kawonsuggs9595 3 года назад +2

      He dies until the wish is renounced lol

    • @christianvalentinocalicchi2517
      @christianvalentinocalicchi2517 3 года назад +3

      He get to sleep with her so... hi will be ok with it 🤣

    • @takemeaway285
      @takemeaway285 3 года назад +10

      @@christianvalentinocalicchi2517 That's not the way consent works, is it?

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 года назад +6

      @@christianvalentinocalicchi2517 "He" didnt "get" to do anything, his body was made to have sex without his knowledge or consent...

  • @jenergomes
    @jenergomes 2 года назад +4

    A-ma-zin-gg!!
    You addressed most of the issues that troubled me, plus other ones in a very funny way to show the inconsistencies! It was an adorable video!
    I felt impersonally cited "Most of the world doesn't speak English..." - it was another moment when I had to pause the video to laugh aloud.
    Now I have to watch all the Pitch Meeting videos, I feel optimistic about them.

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 3 года назад +397

    "Barbara...She's a cat now".
    Me: (Getting Jellicle nightmares)

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 3 года назад +9

      Cheetah: "I'm gonna take Wondi to the Heavy side Lair...."

    • @andrewp2681
      @andrewp2681 3 года назад +18

      Jellicle Woman 1984

    • @belacickekl7579
      @belacickekl7579 3 года назад +4

      They can, and they do!

    • @amandakay6330
      @amandakay6330 3 года назад +2

      Now that you mention it, maybe ww84 is a way better version of Cats.

    • @responsiblejerk2328
      @responsiblejerk2328 3 года назад +1

      This time did they remember to not include the CGI butthole so they didn't have to go and erase all the CGI buttholes after the film was done?

  • @CaptnDeadpool
    @CaptnDeadpool 3 года назад +1825

    This is better than the actual film.

    • @bc-nv7co
      @bc-nv7co 3 года назад +18

      I TOTALLY AGREE... Lol.😆
      sadly😕

    • @arinray5720
      @arinray5720 3 года назад +9

      Always has been.

    • @oraygreat7353
      @oraygreat7353 3 года назад +11

      This comment is *tight*

    • @benjaminloken1999
      @benjaminloken1999 3 года назад +2

      AMEN BROTHER... SING IT SO THAT EVERYONE SEES IT

    • @julesnglow8815
      @julesnglow8815 3 года назад +4

      Ikr I couldn't Finnish it, it was so bad

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 3 года назад +138

    Don't forget they went to Egypt and happened to drive past the one guy they were looking for. That's like going to a state bigger than Texas and looking for a guy, and you just happen to be driving past him on the same highway.

    • @samkaranja5709
      @samkaranja5709 3 года назад +26

      Also barbara is running from work, literally goes just around the corner and runs into the guy who almost raped her in the park last night and also her homeless friend from the park is there too because

    • @user-wn4nl7bp9h
      @user-wn4nl7bp9h 3 года назад +4

      Technically egypt only has one highway

    • @Getvictd744
      @Getvictd744 3 года назад +2

      I'm going to try that one.....really why wouldn't it work?

    • @5Ci0N
      @5Ci0N 3 года назад +10

      Everyone knows there's only one road in Egypt.. Duh🤷

    • @RRSmurf
      @RRSmurf 3 года назад +17

      Yeah and that jet plane had enough fuel to cross the Atlantic twice... No biggie...

  • @zazzenfuk
    @zazzenfuk 3 года назад +5

    Ok so after watching 107 of these screen rants. This is the one that broke me down laughing into tears. Thank you for this gem