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As we say in French, "She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer."
As an American, I personally like the phrase “The lights are on but nobody is home.”
@@liamgriffin218 There is also "She didn't invent the butter slicer."
Come on, technically the one who ask questions may be dumb for 5min and the one who never asks anything would be dumb for the rest of his life.
"She didn't invent hot water"
we say, not all moomins in the valley@@TheZapan99
You will miss several innuendos and philosophical questions
I missed all of them.
And thus the training arc began.
I’ll be helping her😏😏
Classic Shonen anime
@@dontbescared3848 she needs bigger than 2 inches
its a joke i had to it was right there
If you don't watch the streams.. you'll be extremely fucking confused.
I'm, this woman is crazy, she wouldn't be horny baiting would she?
you can walk from stream for 1 minute and come back to that and be confused lol
I watch the streams and I'm still extremely fucking confused lol
i understood completely based off this single clip, so skill issue i guess
I don't and I am
To quote one girl talking about sizes "Yes, it can stretch to give birth to a baby, but childbirth is not a good time"
At least you might manage to not tear your muscles with training. They don't heal fully if they do and it might mean having to put on the big boy diaper early.
Ah, the knowledge you get from ranting mothers...
The duality of saruei's stream
" Can you train your poosi??"~ Saruei, 2023
"You are giving birth to a Gunpla!!"
Saruei
There's a thing called the posterior fornix in the vaginal canal that you can train yourself to "aim" for that enables you to get more depth than just straight to the cervix or anterior fornix. So you can technically train yourself for BOTH width to get it in, then LENGTH to get it deep if you find the posterior fornix.
thx for the biology lesson , not sarcastic , i did not know that!
That's like entirely wrong, while vaginal canal or uteri can stretch, it's because there's help from hormones such as esterogen and you can only get that during pregnancy.
The hormones will cause the uterus to enter proliferative state. No amount of training can stretch it unless you want to have trauma on your uterus
Interesting. Thanks for the info, which i have read and will forget because i have no use of it lol
@@cloudchaser6287 Say that as you like, but they make XXXL toys for a reason my man. And I've seen a fair few people take plenty up there. There's also a reason "knots" and "flared tips" are popular on toys.
Is that safe??
The capacity will say you like pain and blood inside.
shes building a Barbatos gunpla? this girl has good taste
Isn't Gundam IBO bad? That's what I had heard
It was pretty ass.
I have the HG Barbaros. The torso constantly pops off from the legs.
@@charlienash1050 Iron Blooded Orphans was very mid, not outright terrible but not U.C. excellence. I would put IBO just below Wing and 00.
@@charlienash1050 I like it. Certainly not as much as 00, but it's worth watching
0:27 best comparison ever 🤣
I love how she's open to talk about stuff like that. Great content. Funny stuff.
reminder always watch the stream do not only listen to it
Truly, the Socrates of our times.
Sure can. It's muscles.
Childbirth is not a fun time.
Neither is a prolapse.
I distinctly remember one of my professors in human biologi saying that if human babies start having bigger heads than they do now, birth would be a much more complicated procedure. The current size of the average babys head is 10 cm. The vaginal canal cannot stretch beyond 10 cm. Needless to say, it would, indeed, be a problem if anything larger than that had to come through.
the problem is not the size of the vagina its the size of the opening in the hips because the vagina can stretch while the bone cannot (mostly)
that being said it is literally impossible for what you stated to ever take place because you are talking about an evolutionary timescale, and with human ingenuity/technology, it is literally impossible for evolutionary pressures to manifest as we would simply invent technologies to circumvent them (unless we get knocked back to the stone age for some reason)
@@hiramesensei3112yeah part of the process is the hips seperate some. Bit by bit
@@hiramesensei3112 For the record, I never claimed the scenario to be possible, it was only a hypothetical. I’m well aware the babies won’t magically start getting born with bigger heads.
Also, my wording may have been confusing, but I did mean that the vaginal canal wouldn’t stretch much further due to the bone needing to move out of the way. That’s on me for not making it clear.
It should also be stated that it is possible for babies to develop an abnormally large head (hydrocephalus), resulting in the need of a c-section, because the baby be stuck
Ma'am it's not about it can't, but its about can you bear it? 😂
Wholesome, educational content. 👍
So....is she implying she's ready for baby making? XD
God I hope so
There's a reason why the next kid pops out easier
"I dont need sleep. I NEED ANSWERS!"
VOD:
【BUILDING BARBATOS】PART 2
00:34:45 roughly speaking
She’s asking the real questions
Yep went exactly as said and planned
either saru is down horrendus or shes taking a page out of fefe's book.
she and fefe should collab 🤔
I don't think the Internet will ever be ready for such a collision.
Saruei was just never properly educated so she knows the bare minimum to get by. Besides doesn’t “down bad” mean horny? This isn’t a horny French girl talking, just a curious one. Also FeFe is vastly overrated so I personally don’t see how collabing with her would help.
probably training..
now i'm having flashbacks of when a friend showed me a video of a bald man sticking his head into a vagaga 🌚
😐
Is it bad that I've seen that video too?... Probably...
Specifically why I blacklist that tag. I don't need that in any of my *research
Hot in fantasy, frightening in reality.
things i never expected to hear in my life:Giving birth to a gunpla man
The effects of different countries' education systems are interesting to see.
shes asking the real questions so she can handle the gigachads
I think I got a concussion from this
Yes, like any other muscle, it can be trained to extreme flexibility
Redline OST in a background😮
It's time to the training montage
Her chaos energy and inappropriate mind is just too perfect XD
I have definitely seen a device that could stretch someone out to that degree.
You can certainly make the vaginal canal wider, but you can't make it deeper without hitting the cervix, which would hurt like hell.
imagine having to do stretches and yoga, just to not end up like one of the victims of vlad the impaler
Let’s go she’s building the barbatos the best gundam
Sorry, what were you talking about? I was concentrating on the fact that your building a model kit of my boy barbatos
What did I just walk into?
i'm genuinely not sure how to retort to that
She triggered the montage training arc episode
She is so adorable
does...does she know from experience
That's enough internet for today...
holy shit i just got done building my mg barbie and fm vidar and immediately stumble upon a typical french woman building one too
1 and little over a half rulers in cms
I see nothing wrong, your honor! This is science and she's asking relevant questions!
how did i get here ....
Redline music throwing me off so hard tho
She's the one.
I did not expect that she talk about...that topic...💀💀💀
Why would you want to train that lol
I have seen many things on the internet, and yes, you can.... dont ask, just dont
First-time listeners:🤯
answer: the vjj stretches to push a baby out but it also tears too, so it might need to sew it back up. girls are hardcore man
メリクリ😢❤
WHY JUST WHY😂
WTH DID I JUST WATCHED WTF
The bones set the limit. 😉
So the sky is not the limit. This is something new.🤔
I like how she is trying to visualize 48 cm by hands having half centimeter board to build gandom on😂
Okay.
in case anyone has that genuine question, yes you can, no you shouldn´t
Is she building the HG or MG Barbatos? I got the MG version and I pre-ordered the weapons and armor parts for the kit.
I think that's the MG or the FM.
ASW-G-08 Gundam Barbatos, HG I think.
Anyone have a link to the stream where the butt stuff was talked about I need some context lmao
Where this discussion is going I don't know, but hentai artists already have the answer.
Is that barbatos or another gundam of simular desighn
ok, but what's the answer?
😳 Y... Yes...
I think I seen that video about Venom and Black Cat 🤔
She does realize that a pregnant person’s body grows to be prepared to give birth right? 😅
Hello
Why does she talk about horses now?
💀
WAIT a moment...
Was she thinking about GIRTH or length?
Plz no, ain't no way.
thumbnail source?
Capu-
The school system has failed to teach the basics of giving birth.
She's so dumb 😂 i love her
That is something not taught in Biology tho, how stretchable humans really are.....
What is this Frenchwoman yapping about?
I completely forgot 19 inches arent 19cm💀Lucky MJ
Yes, sweetey. To give birth, women have to push a watermelon out the lemon hole.
French women are wild man
God bless French women.
I used to lay pipe
This video makes me believe that saru is just female xqc
For babies going out a cut is usually done but for shit like dildos, I've seen girls who can do that so it's definitely trainable
40 cm is weak. Time to hit the gym.
This woman. LOL She might not be the sharpest tool in the crayon box but god damn is she isn't fun.
Girl, when was Born i was 60 cm and weighed 4,5 kilos XD
The fact that a woman has no idea how giving birth works is truly worrisome