@@undercover84man that's bitter as fuck. aside from editing it well (still optional) and good lighting + skills (not optional if you want good pics, duh), you don't need anything else from your bitter list lmao. this is coming from a shoestring budget photographer.
@@randomusername11 So not hating women due to either past experiences or due to anger for never getting the attention from women one feels entitled too makes someone a simp?
@@sugajiga6223I swear, the entirety of youtube one day just decided to gaslight themselves into thinking that Oscar is given for literally everything.
Jesus loves us! For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝ But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
Bro I saw this vid on some yt channel with like 579k likes and I saw it wasn’t the og channel so I came here and I’m shocked at how underrated y’all are. Rooting for your success!
Same, but on the bright side, thanks to that channel I found this, and it is amazing, ignored that channel and subscribed to this. At least the other channel didn't crop or cover the @.
Legend has it Alexa wasn’t even there to collab; he just said short Queen and she materialized
AHAHAHA
😭😂😂
BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
FRFR
😭
The ending got me
🤣
Hahahah😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
That feeling of wanting to be serious but at the same time want to have fun.
Quack!
fr
🤣
step1: get a gf
Total loser...
I hoped someone had commented that. Thank you, good sir.
Do we have a tuto to get to step one ?
@@ThorsShadow hahahahah🤣🤣😂😂😆😆😂😆😂
Yea..I keep saying i need that, but the people around me keep sabotaging it, mostly my doughrers and wife. They just don't what what make me happy
Love the way they transition from friendly and smiling faces, to cool faces👍🏽
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER
MY DISS TRACK COOKED YOUR FAVORITE RUclipsR!!
I love how their expressions switch from cute to fierce in a second 😂
I love it too !
IKR
Yes they look fabulous ❤
fr
Aaaand back to cute 😅
"the stand user could be anyone"
the stand users:
The last picture is the user posing with the stand
STICKY FINGERS!!!
jojo reference?
@@kunaldahiya310no
@@kunaldahiya310 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Nah bros forgot to take off their bdsm gear 😭
BRO
If that's BDSM gear in your eyes I pity your sex life 😂😂
Nah HAHAH
I would take her like that no probs
😂 yeah what kinda outfit is that seriously?
With a queen like that, any king looks good.
She’s disgusting 🤮
Bro you forgot this emote "😢"
😂 Just joking
Step 1: Be Attractive
Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive
Step One : Get Rich
Step ✌🏻 : Spend bags on makeup and shit
Step 3 : Perfect Lighting and good camera skills
Step 4 : Edit it well 💀
@@undercover84lmao you dont need to be rich for this
@@undercover84man that's bitter as fuck. aside from editing it well (still optional) and good lighting + skills (not optional if you want good pics, duh), you don't need anything else from your bitter list lmao. this is coming from a shoestring budget photographer.
well good thing confidence is attractive! You can rock anything if you're confident enough
@@killerslowpoke no it’s not. confidence = creepy when you’re unattractive.
First actual step: Be photogenic.
First actual step: get a boy/girlfriend
@@empty3696how do we do that?
I think that’s impossible.
@@nahimapass3256nah the glitch is still out, better hurry before it gets patched
@@EllattehhI got banned for trying it now serving a 6 year ban in prison
I love the smirk they have before the poses.
Damn, i love how innocent these two look. They seem to have so much fun🥰
ALEXA what are you doing here 😭😭
That is what I was thinking, is that acc her or not?
@@AyeshaMansoor-hk3hf it is!
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING-
Exactly 😭😭😭
she is a short queen🤣
First steps: be beautiful
Second steps: be photogenic
Не обязательно нужно быть красивым чтобы быть фотогеничным.
Third step: get a partner
@@vitaliy1530 поэтому это разделили на два пункта
Has 0 to do with being beautiful.
Has everything to do with your attitude and you have a terrible one.
@@elitefaq914partner is side effect of being positive and proactive, both of which OP is not.
bwahahaha 😂 loved that last second. 🦆... also, damn!!! that's some amazing photography! 👏 great job to the models, too.
your queen is gorgeous 😍
Simp detected.
AleXa is 4’11” for people wondering
And wearing ridiculously high heels. 😭
I did not know she was that short 💀
that’s how tall i am
edit: i grew 2 inches an im 5’1 now
I'm 4'11 too omg I've changed my mind about the rope
She's literally said in interviews that 4'11" is generous. :)
See this is exactly what I needed. I'm 6'6 bear and my wife is a 5'5 bunny princess
This here is AleXa she's 149cm that's 4ft10 and a half :D
@@SianaGearz yep that's a bunny haha
Ew
@@carly6867 ???
5'3 and a half so i guess i am a rat
She's gorgeous!
Love the ending quack. Keep it up David!!!!
"Take a nap on dem thighs" Best quote of 2023 so far 👌
He said “take a lil nap on dem clouds” which to be honest is an even better quote.
@@coasterthekid8867what clouds ?
@@kay.cvntyythe thighs 💀
Really? xD
Step 1: be in a happy relationship.
Step one unachievable.
Stop projecting bro
@@puderkman step 2: help puderkman get a sense of humor.
Step two is also unachievable
@@puderkman stop acting like a dumb civilian
@@CallMeRio_ damn you roasted him
@@BobGreasen step 3: update Bob Greasens vocabulary software from 2019 to 2023
Step 3 is actually somewhat achievable
Dude, that’s some cool looking black belt harness.
My favorite is the last one ❤
First step.
Find your short queen
Edit: 11months later, I started a war in the comments😭
Nah bc it’s the opposite for me 5’1
More like find any queen
Impossible these days, only talking to a female makes you allready a toxic male, a racist and a biggot.
@binks69diffuclty level nightmare ng+: find anyone
@@bedbug6177felt this one
HOLD UP WHATS ALEXA DOIN HERE
I'm saying 😭😭
@SkylerAkward she's a kpop idol
@SkylerAkwardShe made a popular song wonderland
Wait like the aleXa omg I'm not a Stan but I like wonderland
@SkylerAkwardWhere is AleXa more like lol. :b
I love that they’re so goofy but when the camera 📸 flashes they become fierce… Beautiful couple ❤❤❤❤
AleXa is STUNNING! 😍
step 0: get a gf
@@randomusername11absolute chad
@@randomusername11That's a pretty creative way of saying "No women comes close to me".
@@randomusername11just say the scent of a woman eludes you and be done with it.
@@randomusername11 So not hating women due to either past experiences or due to anger for never getting the attention from women one feels entitled too makes someone a simp?
@@randomusername11 Anyone who goes onto a youtube comment section to flex is someone who's never gonna truly become successful.
The poses look so goofy at first BUT THEN WHEN YOU GUYS GO INTO MODEL MODE IT LOOKS SO GOOD LMAO WHAT😭😭💘
Okay but Alexa is looking Fabbb and these poses are good asf woah
bro look like "this is my area, I'm not afraid to..."
Despite carefully posing all these poses, the "two gremlins" poses are the best :D
That editor needs an Oscar
I'm convinced most of y'all don't know what an Oscar is given for.
@@sugajiga6223 ur so right
Bro…. do you know what an Oscar is???
@@sugajiga6223I swear, the entirety of youtube one day just decided to gaslight themselves into thinking that Oscar is given for literally everything.
@@sugajiga6223 your right you deserve an Oscar for that
"mm yes, interesting"
- me, with no hope of getting a gf
I couldn't stop looking at the queen❤
the accidental jojo pose killed me
accidental?
The gorilla pose ? That got me 😂
Okay, but gremlin squat is iconic
Calling it the “gremlin squat” is also pretty iconic! Made me lol 😊
Bros talking about photos like it’s a chess game ……..and it is !
Bro called me single in 69 ways 😭
Oh man how did I got 2.7 k dam
Nice.
haha XD
none of them are dating ig...
Bruh
in 45°degrees
what is alexa doing here?
Who’s Alexa
She is a kpop idol and the girl who is in this video
i have never felt so interested yet so attacked in one short.
When they are old they will love that they captured those photos
When they are old they won't give a shit about any of the 6 billion pointless photos, selfies and videos they wasted their time and server space on.
Seems like I failed step 0, which is to actually get a Girlfriend. 😢
step -1
Or bf😢
@@Soyeon2145 i can fix that 😌
Step 0 is going outside
@@Soyeon2145impossible girls have no excuse to not have a bf
Alexa's probably the most causal kpop idol ever- like how the hell does everyone get to meet her 😭
I just realized she was wearing high heels and still so short!💀
@@Tengoku23 she's barely 4'10"!
2nd one was sick ngl
When you know your job so well.
Her hair is too cute
its shit
Seek help retard
Her name
@@stevethea5250another coment said "Alexa".
That's all i have
now we just want @ . @@OrloxPhoenix
I love how it goes from awkward to completely comfortable in a second
They are literlly jojo posing and I love it
The last one is just art 😌😌😌🧐🧐🧐
I met AlexA one time and as someone who is 5’0” I was honestly shocked at how close to eye level we were haha I guess I’m not used to it
Aww short people are so cute to me.. ❤️❤❤ bet you looked cute together 😅
@@vbradfor78 bruh
lol so im 11 and taller then AlexA?
@@kazeee7048 most likely lmao
It’s crazy how she looks somewhat average height in the video but she’s like my height 😂
The last photo is the best
Me: “is that Alexa?!??!”
He had his eyes closed through the entire video.
OMG ALEXA? YOU SUMMONED OUT OF NOWHERE
I really love the second picture/pose!!
1st one look like a tag team pokemon battle stance 😂
This was absolutely adorable.
this is some sick reference material 😳
My thoughts exactly lol
@@Airia16 let me join the comment section so i don't forget
Omg David and Alexa?? 😭 didn't know I needed this collab but I love it. The pictures turned out great
It's a queen compilation! Kings have to be in the other positions!
Last pose looks the best imo
ALEXA, what are you doing here?
is that Alexa?
yep
Yesss
Yessssss
Who is alexa
@@ahmetselimoncel2717 a kpop soloist and the winner of American Song Contest, she's korean-american
Target Audience: 👥️
Real Audience: 👤
I need the direction for that last pose
omgg alexa!! btw the first pose tho 🔥🔥
How to pose with a GF:
STEP 1: get a GF
Nvm that’s too hard for me
And too expensive!
@@TaNjA_Carmel agreed...
one less problem
@@luavalorant, and way more time for video games! Which I honestly consider good 😅
Look like two queens 😂
Girl had extremely high heels. She didn't need to compensate.
That girl is pretty dang. This is also lit
That's AleXa a kpop soloist
That's AleXa she's a kpop idol (soloist)
I think if that's your short queen all the poses will look good
Ok got the chair, the camera and everything.
I just need the queen
Damnnn... This dudes' photoshoot poses are iconic af...
Jesus loves us!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝
But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name: John 1:12 💖🌅
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 💖✝
Two rules,
1st : Be attractive.
2nd : Be attractive.
3rd : Dont talk about Fight Club.
Don’t talk about what
Hes average
@@IgnitionPYou get it 🤙🏻
I love how he does the lil 🦆 at the end😂
Last one broken me 😂😂😂🎉🎉
Dad: “I’m gonna beatbox!”
Son named box:
😅😅😅😅😅
Shooter breaks in school
Teacher: “Nobody go outside!”
Kid named Nobody: …why?
I swear I did not copy this 🤓
Teacher: Alright kids, today we're gonna finger paint.
Kid named finger:
Or kid named paint!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ok but what if you both short
lol. Thé last type of couple I want is a couple that seeks validation from the outside world 😂
At the very least it's a great way to get a lot of weird looks from people in public.
Alexa is a short queen and a queen 👑
Bro, ALEXA be goin' everywhere without worries we need more idols like her god dammit
There’s sorn
It’s cus she doesn’t have a massive fan base with fans that attack anybody who gets near her.
Idols ? Get a life fr 🤣
@@DrDrunk-pe3tm What do u mean by that??
To be honest I thought this was an offbrand Bella porch for a min
The last one is just 100000/10 *chef’s kiss*
The pose they do in between is hilarious
Alexa has such a good expression in every picture
Step 1 find king 💀
Step 1: Find queen
watch as the reply section turns into a cesspool of pedos
@@pankajsaroj8937 lol you know 😩
I like how the male model goes from: not a single thought behing this expression to rizzing up the photographer
🤤 she is really very pretty!!
Bro just called me single with angles
She's so cute and her hairstyle is everything, dang it girl you slay it!
Slay, huh! Slay, huh! Heehaw yes you got me feeling like a cowgirl lemme run it huh! Yes, popcorn! Gang gang!
she’s a Korean singer, Alexa ❤️
@@DannahMinname or insta please ?
@@danielmaster8776😭😭😭😻please blood
Yas queen slay! Slaaaay! SLAY YOUR ENEMIES!!! RAISE YOUR ARMY!!!! TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE UPON THE THRONE!!!!!!
I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND JUST HOW GORGEOUS THIS WOMAN IS- I LOVE HER
Take off the heels and see what you say.
I DO THOOO
Love the last one 😂 but yea that is true I always found it hard to take pics with short girls
“Take a seat on the ground, one knee up, one knee down.”
Bars.
Bro I saw this vid on some yt channel with like 579k likes and I saw it wasn’t the og channel so I came here and I’m shocked at how underrated y’all are. Rooting for your success!
Same, but on the bright side, thanks to that channel I found this, and it is amazing, ignored that channel and subscribed to this.
At least the other channel didn't crop or cover the @.
To be fair, that's fan account for the girl, who's a popular K-pop idol.
That was a fanpage of AleXa(the girl)
ALEXAAAAAAAA❤❤❤❤
Had to freeze frame the last one there was thinking damn how did she get her legs up there lol
Last ones best 😂
First step get a queen 👁️👄👁️