what happens after a leftist revolution

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024
  • nothin personelle anarkid
    This isn't canon but it also kind of is
    Centricide 4 coming Sunday

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  • @casey3889
    @casey3889 4 года назад +11578

    Nice to see the height difference has made it into canon.

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 4 года назад +236

      Oh yeah it has

    • @jlp6864
      @jlp6864 4 года назад +104

      First thing ive noticed lol

    • @SpaztasticSheep
      @SpaztasticSheep 4 года назад +341

      Tankie and his toy boy

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 4 года назад +35

      woah i didn’t notice!!

    • @udon6031
      @udon6031 4 года назад +132

      Mmmm don't like this thread

  • @Homam99DH12
    @Homam99DH12 4 года назад +26771

    Maybe the real Socialism was the friends we gulaged along the way

    • @trinityw6654
      @trinityw6654 4 года назад +466

      Beautiful

    • @TheSaniloGuy
      @TheSaniloGuy 4 года назад +409

      Cries in Socialist Revolutionary Party

    • @MFZBitch
      @MFZBitch 4 года назад +324

      This is one of the most accurate statements on political hisotry ever. And its also funny ! well and sad ... now that i think about it mostly sad.

    • @bakery3471
      @bakery3471 4 года назад +25

      jaca van heesch true socialism is anarchy

    • @quasimoanus6120
      @quasimoanus6120 4 года назад +34

      @jaca van heesch social democracy is not socialism. Its Another thing

  • @ragalyiakos
    @ragalyiakos 4 года назад +5675

    "Wow, Tankie, where are we going?"
    "*sniff* To a better place, little guy..."

    • @cold2thatuch
      @cold2thatuch 4 года назад +143

      The relation between Tankie and Anarkiddy is like one of father and son
      Ancap and Anarkiddy is like a frenemy thing

    • @justanotheranimationchanne5725
      @justanotheranimationchanne5725 4 года назад +84

      0000 HLMC Heh, father and son, heh, yea (I’ve seen so much fucking yaoi of those two, I can’t think of them like that anymore)

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 4 года назад +18

      Just Another Animation Channel thanks, r/jreg

    • @firstlast-pq1tx
      @firstlast-pq1tx 4 года назад +5

      @@placeholder8768 wow thats a real sub hehe
      (Oh no)

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 4 года назад +3

      first last yeah, it’s fucked up

  • @no-sc4mq
    @no-sc4mq 4 года назад +1621

    Sometimes the person you would take a bullet for ends up being the one behind the trigger

  • @oscarredfearn3492
    @oscarredfearn3492 4 года назад +674

    "And I can tend the communes?"
    "Yes AnCom, you can tend the communes"

    • @percival413
      @percival413 3 года назад +35

      why would you say that??? i am actually crying this is not a joke why would you do this to me

    • @vonbeedle554
      @vonbeedle554 2 года назад +9

      @@percival413 gangnm style

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 4 года назад +18269

    "Tell me bout the revolution, Tankie!"
    "Well, we'll have equality, and uh, freedom"
    "And I can tend the pronouns?"
    "Yes Anarkiddy, you can look after the pronouns."

    • @lucasvals4354
      @lucasvals4354 4 года назад +467

      Eoghan Connolly *BANG*

    • @irelandaintreal2945
      @irelandaintreal2945 4 года назад +181

      @@lucasvals4354 [Distant screaming]

    • @Soleilune1995
      @Soleilune1995 4 года назад +425

      @@irelandaintreal2945 *[distant screaming grows louder, coupled with the rhythmic sounds of machine guns, bombs, and tanks being turned against the people to maintain state control]*

    • @lakiog1938
      @lakiog1938 4 года назад +50

      Kill degenerates mmm yes

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 4 года назад +102

      I'll be honest, I thought I was going to cry.

  • @briankenney9528
    @briankenney9528 4 года назад +6447

    The real joke is the left uniting for more than 5 minutes.
    T~T

    • @SpaztasticSheep
      @SpaztasticSheep 4 года назад +135

      -cries in Labour leadership election-

    • @corn7686
      @corn7686 4 года назад +394

      well, the left DID unite for more then 5 minutes, that's how we got USSR. Fun fact: afterwards it went kinda like in the sketch

    • @ZionPattersonsprofile
      @ZionPattersonsprofile 4 года назад +51

      @@corn7686 the USSR was strictly auth left

    • @corn7686
      @corn7686 4 года назад +118

      Ziron Kekerson USSR was, the 1917 revolution wasn't

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 года назад +11

      That's the secret, we call time a social construct, so we aren't united for long but according to those people who believe in time it has been years, decades or longer of unity.

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 4 года назад +3768

    After he said "I love you", I low-key expected a different ending...

  • @papa_reubs8260
    @papa_reubs8260 4 года назад +869

    “Daddy, what was the revolution like?”
    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Anarkiddy the Wise?”

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 4 года назад +74

      It's ironic - he could save other anarchists from authoritarianism, but not himself.

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 4 года назад +24

      I'd say Anarkiddy the naive personally.

    • @omeke9336
      @omeke9336 4 года назад +38

      It's not a story capitalists would tell you

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 4 года назад +13

      “The Wise”?

    • @kiki-nd4be
      @kiki-nd4be 3 года назад +3

      @@sloaby3860 watch star wars: revenge of the sith

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 года назад +10018

    I like how you can hear Tankie getting choked up about putting down Anarkiddy, like he’s putting down a beloved pet, but he does it anyway because that’s what the state has ordered.
    Truly a tragedy.

    • @erina_lessthan3
      @erina_lessthan3 4 года назад +560

      What do you mean "putting down"? Didn't the anarchist commit suicide?

    • @pepcozz8519
      @pepcozz8519 4 года назад +558

      @@erina_lessthan3 what anarchist? i never heard about any anarchists

    • @erina_lessthan3
      @erina_lessthan3 4 года назад +347

      Yeah, I don't know either. I think the capitalist hacked my phone and wrote some of their propaganda

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 4 года назад +143

      @@erina_lessthan3 Ordinarily, "I think the capitalist hacked my phone" would be a lame attempt to keep a running gag going, but given that that's essentially how Communist propaganda works I have to say it's definitely apt.

    • @erina_lessthan3
      @erina_lessthan3 4 года назад +145

      What propaganda are you talking about? Thats just a common knowledge that capitalist scum are the plague of this earth.
      You know what, now that WE think about it, you might be with _them_

  • @Ghostdesuu
    @Ghostdesuu 4 года назад +1423

    I can feel the grief in tankie's voice

    • @mirsad96
      @mirsad96 4 года назад +57

      I can feel the grief in my tankie heart..

    • @lv1543
      @lv1543 3 года назад +23

      It must be done. The anarchists have served their purpose....

    • @hellishcyberdemon7112
      @hellishcyberdemon7112 2 года назад

      @@lv1543 thats disturbing... "yes lets kill those who we think support us"

    • @vonbeedle554
      @vonbeedle554 2 года назад

      @@lv1543 except tankies will just turn into anarchists when a communist society is achieved. or will they? makes you think

    • @lv1543
      @lv1543 2 года назад +11

      @@vonbeedle554 tankies become the establishment. Anarchists are expendable fodder that pave the tankies success. Their bodies are like cobblestones

  • @natee.5513
    @natee.5513 4 года назад +1215

    Plot twist: AuthLeft was pointing out a really cool flower w/ his Makorov

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 4 года назад +74

      I ship

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +42

      It's a 1911.

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 года назад +74

      @@ThatGuy-te9wh if you don't edit your comment to say "it's a Makhorov" in the next 3 days, you are going to gulag.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 4 года назад +15

      @@ThatGuy-te9wh American Lend-Lease

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 4 года назад +1

      Profile pic checks out.

  • @coffintears5821
    @coffintears5821 3 года назад +48

    "You freed us! How can we ever repay you"
    "Oh i wouldn't exactly say freed more like under new management"

  • @HerpDerpNerpJerp
    @HerpDerpNerpJerp 4 года назад +53

    "Tell me about the Material Conditions, George."

  • @CoriolisEffect1
    @CoriolisEffect1 4 года назад +720

    “Tell me about the rabbits, ancom”

    • @emilyh1049
      @emilyh1049 4 года назад +5

      can't believe there's no comments

    • @subditodelreyrata
      @subditodelreyrata 3 года назад +31

      "Silly Tankie, that's my fursona"

    • @thetotallyrealsusie
      @thetotallyrealsusie Год назад +1

      @@subditodelreyrata that is the moment tankie now wanted to shoot

  • @pewpewpandas9203
    @pewpewpandas9203 4 года назад +2603

    Of mice and men? More like, of gamers and proletariat

    • @onemanprotest3098
      @onemanprotest3098 4 года назад +22

      Pew Pew Pandas nah man gamers are ancap

    • @CybermanKing
      @CybermanKing 4 года назад +36

      Ella CJ idk gamers seem pretty authoritarian right wing to me

    • @onemanprotest3098
      @onemanprotest3098 4 года назад +31

      Cyberman King any right winged ideology is a gamer. Ancoms spend to much time doing lsd and weed, we don’t need video games

    • @johndoe617
      @johndoe617 4 года назад +31

      True gamers don't care abo.ut politics as long as they can say the n-word and hate women and minorities. Gamers rise up!

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 4 года назад +1

      Ok I get the Mice and Men stuff but no one got even a hint of Carol crom Walking Dead flashbacks

  • @emmytweetie2177
    @emmytweetie2177 4 года назад +1866

    I thought he was holding quem's hand :(

    • @tommeakin1732
      @tommeakin1732 4 года назад +234

      He was...the whole time.... It's what makes it so tragic

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 4 года назад +170

      You mean h*lding h*nds

    • @emmytweetie2177
      @emmytweetie2177 4 года назад +123

      @@sleepycowboy18
      This ain't a Christian comment section you fricker 😎

    • @j.prt.979
      @j.prt.979 4 года назад +10

      Emerald Apple *le gasp*

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 4 года назад +19

      @@emmytweetie2177 Now it is

  • @josephgoebbels6783
    @josephgoebbels6783 4 года назад +119

    "The Bolsheviks killed their own most loyal supporters at Kronstadt in 1921, because they failed to understand that the revolution no longer required revolutionaries, but obedient servants." - Peter Hitchens

    • @stormeaglegaming5395
      @stormeaglegaming5395 4 года назад +12

      Many people have no idea how true this is

    • @Eastcyning
      @Eastcyning 4 года назад +5

      A shit take from a former Trotskyist. Colour me surprised.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@stormeaglegaming5395 I try to tell them this will be the end result if they get what they think they want, but they never listen.

    • @jean-louispech4921
      @jean-louispech4921 10 месяцев назад +2

      Then revolution is just an empty word, for peoples who want jyst replace the old elite.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@jean-louispech4921 It really is just and endless cycle of corruption. And the new guys end up just as bad as the old even if they started out with noble intentions.

  • @chsovi7164
    @chsovi7164 4 года назад +98

    Tankie: I'm about to do what is known as a pro gamer move

  • @JR-zc5pz
    @JR-zc5pz 4 года назад +423

    It's funny until you mock my side, then I just chuckle but actually I'm dying inside.

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 4 года назад +32

      I feel it, fellow Tankie?

    • @amandadevasconcellos
      @amandadevasconcellos 4 года назад +135

      If you're ancom you're actually dying outside in this video

    • @lukeg452
      @lukeg452 4 года назад +10

      I won’t kill them I’ll just make Dmt n hard drugs legal and very taxable

    • @samyrandome425
      @samyrandome425 4 года назад +3

      @@lukeg452 dayum

    • @confusedpozole406
      @confusedpozole406 6 месяцев назад

      @@amandadevasconcellosDAMN!

  • @tatianawilliams
    @tatianawilliams 4 года назад +696

    Honestly this looks like a tragic story of love.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2382

    This is 46 seconds of pure unadulterated facts.

    • @hdixkowmskwm
      @hdixkowmskwm 4 года назад +20

      jreg spitting straight facts

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 4 года назад +2

      70th like i feel sad

    • @guythat779
      @guythat779 4 года назад +11

      The flowers *are* beautiful

    • @aysenur6761
      @aysenur6761 4 года назад +11

      Dude why do you comment on all the videos on youtube

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 4 года назад +4

      I finally know what your profile picture is now that I finally started watching Fairy Tail.

  • @Potato-yd3hv
    @Potato-yd3hv 4 года назад +357

    Anarkiddy spoke craftily, "Tell me - like you did before."
    "Tell you what?"
    "About the revolution."
    Tankie snapped, "You are not going to put anything over on me, Anarkiddy."
    Anarkiddy pleads, "Come on, Tankie. Tell me. Please, Tankie. Like
    you done before."
    "You get a kick out of that, don’t you? All right, I will tell you, and
    then we’ll eat our supper...."
    Tankie's voice became deeper. He repeated his words
    rhythmically as though he had said them many times before.
    "Men like us, that work on collectivized farms, are the loneliest men in the world. They have no comrades. They belong to no union. They come to a farm and work for their ration cards and then they go into the city and spend their ration cards, and the first thing you know they’re planting potatoes on another farm. They have nothing to look ahead to."

  • @wogdog985
    @wogdog985 4 года назад +203

    “when am i getting those state-mandates pronouns?”

    • @mirsad96
      @mirsad96 4 года назад +7

      Now i feel bad as a tankie.. i have always secretly hated pronouns..

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +5

      @@mirsad96 like all pronouns or just less common ones? (they them, ze zir, in this case que quem)

    • @starrynight1165
      @starrynight1165 4 года назад +5

      @@mirsad96 wdym

    • @MegaBlair007
      @MegaBlair007 3 года назад +7

      @@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 i am ze german, zey use ze german pronouns

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 4 года назад +2284

    I gotta admit, Jreg's Russian accent is surprisingly accurate

    • @xenotiic8356
      @xenotiic8356 4 года назад +116

      It's gotten better anyway.

    • @leogorgone4414
      @leogorgone4414 4 года назад +63

      KGB confirmed

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 4 года назад +258

      I mean... I'm russian and have never heard such accent in real life.
      Except from foreigners as a stereotypical joke.

    • @lakiog1938
      @lakiog1938 4 года назад +10

      No

    • @tiffanyy6376
      @tiffanyy6376 4 года назад +129

      no it isn't, it's a holywood russian accent but real modern russian accents are completely different

  • @EverythingisGoodieBud
    @EverythingisGoodieBud 4 года назад +1905

    Guys let’s have a political argument!
    I’ll start:
    “The”

  • @sywitz
    @sywitz 4 года назад +331

    I'M CRYING DON'T DO THIS TO ME :"(

    • @JREG
      @JREG  4 года назад +459

      Every video will now just be Ancom dying in different ways

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 4 года назад +138

      Jreg
      This is so sad, Alexa, play the Soviet Anthem

    • @Sonji_S
      @Sonji_S 4 года назад +97

      @@JREG ancom is my favorite character despite his annoying voice how can you you monster

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 4 года назад +44

      @@JREG QUE'S MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER HOW COULD YOU

    • @rommelscat4795
      @rommelscat4795 4 года назад +16

      Jreg did you cry in the making of this video. Like tearing away propaganda, you showed me the truth and it hurts.

  • @violentblue355
    @violentblue355 4 года назад +69

    The best part is that I got a Bernie Sanders ad before this.

  • @nddragoon
    @nddragoon 4 года назад +241

    Authleft: well that was a wonderful devolution, good times were had by all
    Libleft: yes, i should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
    Authleft: your commune
    Libleft: My commune? at this time in history? in this political climate? localized entirely within your gulag?
    Authleft: yes
    Libleft: can I see it?
    Authleft: no

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 4 года назад +477

    "Tell me about the flowers, tankie!"

    • @alexr6705
      @alexr6705 4 года назад +75

      “Well, well have a cow, an’ maybe a pig, and some chickens, and a plot of wheat”
      “For the people?”
      “Yes, anarkiddy, for the people.”

    • @themagpie3513
      @themagpie3513 4 года назад +11

      @@alexr6705 That would have been a great ending, peaceful and happy.

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 4 года назад +3

      Alex R cute 🥰

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 года назад +5

      @@themagpie3513 ​ Katja Hills You two missed the reference

    • @themagpie3513
      @themagpie3513 4 года назад +1

      @@sylph8005 What reference, the similarity I find is the book Animal Farm

  • @wurzel9671
    @wurzel9671 4 года назад +443

    Why does the tankie have a 1911? I smell an american conspiracy

    • @ziekziek5601
      @ziekziek5601 4 года назад +120

      it was a war trophie from when he killed the facists

    • @MasterOfDestructionX
      @MasterOfDestructionX 4 года назад +26

      Well i mean communist nations usually use browning designs.... 1903 1911 they usually use them lmao

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 4 года назад +4

      @@thomasstory8330 "No." ~ Uncle Sam

    • @bradenanderson6989
      @bradenanderson6989 4 года назад +26

      In Poland during the Katyn massacre the soviets used german pistols to execute all the poles because
      A) it would look like they were killed by germans
      B) the German pistols wouldn’t jam

    • @gracedaisy1095
      @gracedaisy1095 4 года назад +5

      okay, I'm from the uk, and i wanna know how yall know all this? can you see a gun and instantly know what it is? I'm genuinely curious

  • @LibertarianLeninistRants
    @LibertarianLeninistRants 4 года назад +539

    I wouldn't do that to my anarchist comrades
    wait, does this mean this will happen to me now?

    • @imcyta3900
      @imcyta3900 4 года назад +33

      I can see a referendum happening post revolution. Or something like that. Anyway, with the rise of technology, it wont be too hard to find a good consensus. Communism wouldnt be too hard to achieve anyway

    • @counterr6750
      @counterr6750 4 года назад +3

      ImCyta Assuming the revolution ends before one ideological group demolishes all competitors. Which, you know, is kinda pointless for the more powerful one
      ed. spelling

    • @zeyode
      @zeyode 4 года назад +17

      @@counterr6750 Because that worked out PERFECTLY for the Catalonian MLs. Not counter revolutionary at all!

    • @lanxy2398
      @lanxy2398 4 года назад +22

      So you have chosen death

    • @wiggy009
      @wiggy009 4 года назад +3

      Yeah but Stalin did it to us

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 4 года назад +24

    *TROTSKY NO!!! TROTSKY LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!*

  • @mattjugan
    @mattjugan 4 года назад +65

    He called him Ancom at the end. How sweet

    • @l1v1dly
      @l1v1dly 4 года назад +4

      where? (didn't notice it)

  • @johnwright3963
    @johnwright3963 4 года назад +55

    Tankie sounds like he's putting down Old Yeller

  • @LuxsorFlare
    @LuxsorFlare 4 года назад +83

    God I love the dynamic between ancom and commie. Also can't wait for centricide on sunday. These little video in between are great but centricide is honestly like my favorite thing on youtube right now.

  • @redhippopotamus9144
    @redhippopotamus9144 4 года назад +124

    This is more accurate than any Oversimplified video, BBC documentary or any book.

    • @mirror452
      @mirror452 4 года назад +6

      Not at all. Socialist countries turning authoritarian is a result of Capitalism still being around... You know, unfortunately some harsh measures are necessary to defend the revolution as long as it's under harsh attack.
      Or as Parenti puts it:
      ruclips.net/video/6gtUaGV6mNI/видео.html

    • @mirror452
      @mirror452 4 года назад +3

      @Leif Define success. It works very well. It's just not utopia.
      Recommend checking this one out, as an example:
      ruclips.net/video/H3LA_VkDTYo/видео.html
      The study this guy is talking about is linked in the description. Also, check his other videos.

    • @mirror452
      @mirror452 4 года назад

      @21st Century Schizoid Man You see, that's the thing about data... You don't need to like it, it doesn't care about your feelings.

    • @mirror452
      @mirror452 4 года назад

      @21st Century Schizoid Man I don't joke while talking about politics.

    • @mirror452
      @mirror452 4 года назад

      @21st Century Schizoid Man Why would it be satire?

  • @yiyi3926
    @yiyi3926 4 года назад +51

    I like how they were friends, it was legitimately sad to see it go from Anarkiddy to ancom

  • @Rmiltom
    @Rmiltom 4 года назад +104

    The only unrealistic part of the video is the tankie having regrets or remorse about it lmao

    • @AliceEyler
      @AliceEyler 2 года назад +9

      As a communist, I can confirm this.

    • @vegasboy5931
      @vegasboy5931 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@AliceEylerpfp checks out

  • @TheThe-rc9iv
    @TheThe-rc9iv 4 года назад +62

    "Tell me about the sate mandated food stamps Lenin"

    • @alexr6705
      @alexr6705 4 года назад +9

      “Well Nestor Makhno, we’ll settle down somewhere have a few acres of land”

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 4 года назад +30

    “That’s right George, we’ll have a lot of bunnies on our farm. Just keep imagining it...”

  • @austinclark6451
    @austinclark6451 3 года назад +72

    political officer: "they have lived out their usefulness, you know what to do comrade"
    generic tankie: "yes" *sniffs in obedience and sadness*
    ancom: "where are we going comrade?"
    generic tankie *holding back tears* "to a better place little one, to a better place"

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian Год назад +10

      "The keys to gain power are not the same to hold it"
      -CGP Grey

    • @Lonewolfdebnf
      @Lonewolfdebnf 10 месяцев назад

      Where there is not pain in living

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 10 месяцев назад

      Which is ironically outside the hellhole they created with their own stupidity.

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 10 месяцев назад +1

      To the….. workers paradise.

  • @boredwithcameraphone
    @boredwithcameraphone 7 месяцев назад +11

    I JUST tried explain this on an anarchy video saying “all socialists want the same thing”. No dude, they really don’t

  • @aderemiporsche
    @aderemiporsche 2 года назад +44

    Literally the Russian Revolution.

    • @jean-louispech4921
      @jean-louispech4921 10 месяцев назад +6

      Stalin with all the historic revolutionnaries, whole he came later in the tevolution.

    • @Рыцарьдлябедных
      @Рыцарьдлябедных 2 месяца назад +1

      As actually Russian who actually interesting history and politics I agree with it. It seams like Trotsky and Stalin dialogue.

  • @Vvhappy
    @Vvhappy 4 года назад +77

    We all expected the ending but it still hurt

  • @flytrapYTP
    @flytrapYTP 4 года назад +262

    I've never seen such subtle and complex writing, as well as perfect use of symbolism and colour. Truly, an analogy like no other.
    Animal Farm

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 4 года назад +15

      le children's book has arrived

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 4 года назад +22

      @@angelobarros3499 I see you obsessively commenting this on anything mentioning Animal Farm, why don't you take a break and look at those nice flowers over there?

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 4 года назад +13

      @@mclovin9165 Orwell himself was actually in Catalonia fighting on the anarchist side.

    • @squirlsand
      @squirlsand Год назад +7

      I believe this is also an ‘Of Mice and Men’ reference, and the context hurts.

    • @M2rsh
      @M2rsh 10 месяцев назад

      @@WaspCameraInSpringfield He was a rapist a liar a horrible writer and a horrible person but above all a snitch (He reported his socialist "friends" to the UK government) he was also antisemitic (He kept a list of jews (and also specified in his socialist "friends" list whether one was jewish or not))
      The book animal farm is nothing but a hate propaganda against the working class

  • @kei_nishimaru
    @kei_nishimaru 4 года назад +56

    I see that this has aged well so far.

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 4 года назад +1

      Yep

    • @useodyseeorbitchute9450
      @useodyseeorbitchute9450 4 года назад +1

      To fully test it, we need Kamala Harris in charge, to prosecute all those rioters who would no longer be useful.

    • @ihazplawe2503
      @ihazplawe2503 2 года назад +2

      @@useodyseeorbitchute9450 where are you going to get the tankies from?

  • @defvii
    @defvii 4 года назад +39

    i haven't cried this hard since reading makhno's memoirs.

  • @christaincarvalho
    @christaincarvalho 4 года назад +11

    "keep looking at the flowers" this reminds me so much of that scene of The Walking Dead

  • @nobodyeverinhistory
    @nobodyeverinhistory 4 года назад +41

    "Tell me about the rabbits, George."

  • @motorcycleman115
    @motorcycleman115 4 года назад +54

    Spoilers:
    The tankie pulls a massive gamer move

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS 4 года назад +34

    It's so magical how Ancom just miraculously disappeared. It's a miracle and a sign from God!

    • @JakubS
      @JakubS 4 года назад +6

      @@triggerme6144 by God, I mean Stalin of course. What were you thinking?

  • @i_am_a_music_maker5212
    @i_am_a_music_maker5212 2 года назад +14

    The plot of animal farm explained through of mice and men

  • @dewilde8313
    @dewilde8313 4 года назад +23

    this video has lived in my head rent free since it was posted

    • @JREG
      @JREG  4 года назад +20

      I am sorry

    • @press8704
      @press8704 4 года назад +16

      It better have been rent-free, landlords get the bullet

  • @rampantmutt9119
    @rampantmutt9119 4 года назад +61

    Ok this is actually pretty cute.

  • @joso5681
    @joso5681 4 года назад +34

    >How it is supposed to happen:
    _Just keep looking at the flowers_
    >How it really happens:
    Anarchist:
    Tankie: *So you have chosen death*

  • @holly9096
    @holly9096 4 года назад +62

    This is the only valid ship in this series don't @ me

  • @HUNDmiau
    @HUNDmiau 4 года назад +21

    Plot-Twist: Anarchist, knowing from previous revolutions that the Commie will betray him, actually killed Tankie by having him think Tankie is in control and then smacking him in the head with bat before being shot.
    Anarchist then abolishes hierarchies, establishes communes and creates the superior economy.

    • @georgethompson1460
      @georgethompson1460 2 года назад +4

      That requires anarchists to be capable of forwards planning, self reflection and improvement.
      If they could do that they would be centrists and not Anarchists.

  • @aes0p895
    @aes0p895 10 месяцев назад +13

    The idea of an authoritarian and an anarchist working together is pretty funny in fiction, but it's sad that this actually is a thing.

  • @TheCourseOfEmpire
    @TheCourseOfEmpire 4 года назад +19

    Comrade Carol knows when it's time for people to look at the flowers.

  • @Spingus33
    @Spingus33 3 года назад +9

    Wait... Tankie pulled out a 1911...
    *CAPITALIST GUN DETECTED 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳*

  • @butchdeloria901
    @butchdeloria901 4 года назад +58

    *Time to commit animal farm.*

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 4 года назад +2

      le children's book has arrived

    • @Vicale29
      @Vicale29 4 года назад +9

      that's a pretty accurate comment when you know George Orwell was fighting side by side with the anarchists in Barcelona in may 1937 when the tankies backstabbed the POUM and the anarchists

  • @swolecanadian4018
    @swolecanadian4018 4 года назад +784

    This has more emotion in 46 seconds than dozens of hours of Marvel movies

    • @stuflames4769
      @stuflames4769 3 года назад +6

      I cry,
      I beg,
      I plead,
      Every Marvel movie, I sing.
      Don't belittle my emotions. I feel, like any comic book fan feels.
      I feel *more*.

    • @swolecanadian4018
      @swolecanadian4018 3 года назад +5

      What

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 года назад +2

      The real joke is that you legitimately believe this.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 года назад

      @hi there
      I answer to whatever comment I want, clown. Whether he's serious or not is irrelevant.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 2 года назад

      @hi there
      Buzzword and buzzword.

  • @ononono7016
    @ononono7016 4 года назад +16

    I thought he'll try to hold his hand aaaaaaaaaa that made the betrayal even worse

  • @lofn3404
    @lofn3404 4 года назад +19

    Nooooo i thought they were gonna fall in love how dare u

    • @l1v1dly
      @l1v1dly 4 года назад +3

      okay we cannot be sure that commie killed quem

  • @millie3958
    @millie3958 3 года назад +24

    I can hear the heartbreak in Tankie’s voice

  • @dannybresci6432
    @dannybresci6432 4 года назад +8

    It's the Trotsky and Mahkno Show!

  • @amandadevasconcellos
    @amandadevasconcellos 4 года назад +201

    Wait, didn't Anarkiddy turn into a post-leftist? And now que's back just to be killed by Tankie? How unfair to quem

    • @maximusstirnimus5210
      @maximusstirnimus5210 4 года назад +80

      @minecraft
      Bruh your name is minecraft

    • @LowestofheDead
      @LowestofheDead 4 года назад +12

      Alternate universe where revolution glorious, comrade

    • @emmytweetie2177
      @emmytweetie2177 4 года назад +43

      Nah this isn't apart of the Centricide series but I feel like u just wrote this comment to use correct pronouns so I digress.

    • @amandadevasconcellos
      @amandadevasconcellos 4 года назад +10

      @@emmytweetie2177 you may be correct. Maybe...

    • @renantokki3164
      @renantokki3164 4 года назад +5

      "Que" e "quem" como pronomes foi uma boa jogada kkkkkkkkkjkjk

  • @snailofkale
    @snailofkale 3 года назад +19

    You have no idea how hard I ship this
    You also have no idea that I ship EVERY ship for this and it is VERY AWKWARD for them to have EVERY type of relationship at once

  • @Josh-jw3go
    @Josh-jw3go Год назад +9

    The enemy of my enemy will be my enemy if I win

  • @comradeivon5034
    @comradeivon5034 4 года назад +91

    Epic george and lennie moment. Well more like Jorgei and Elemanuel.

    • @amandadevasconcellos
      @amandadevasconcellos 4 года назад +6

      Maybe George and Lenin to be fair

    • @MrFram
      @MrFram 4 года назад +1

      Amanda de Vasconcellos The georgian and Lenin

    • @Afterscience742
      @Afterscience742 4 года назад

      "Heated Communist moment"

  • @soensocomrade600
    @soensocomrade600 4 года назад +166

    Tankies are red,
    Anarchists black
    The bourgeoisie
    Is what we'll attack

    • @ZacksScraps
      @ZacksScraps 4 года назад +22

      And then each other.

    • @pepcozz8519
      @pepcozz8519 4 года назад +12

      @@ZacksScraps and then unwilling ploretariat... Fucking reactionaries!!!

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +10

      @FairyPain Capitalism has literally made the planet better for everyone you filthy commie.

    • @BoogalooBoy
      @BoogalooBoy 4 года назад +4

      The only good red is a dead red.

    • @crabeatcrab6011
      @crabeatcrab6011 4 года назад +7

      @@BoogalooBoy the only good nazi is a nazi that shut the fuck up about anti-left BS and died

  • @ziekziek5601
    @ziekziek5601 4 года назад +10

    Jreg took of mice and men, that walking dead scene, and his own characters and made a 45 second rollercoster of emotions.
    CENTRICE 4 SUNDAY BABYE!!!1!!1 WOOO!!!

  • @PSYCHOpaty4
    @PSYCHOpaty4 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Just keep looking at thr flowers" unexpected remainder about emotional trauma that TWD gave me

  • @Freedom42069
    @Freedom42069 4 года назад +6

    Soviet betrayal of Makhnovian Ukraine in 1922 be like

  • @mayo-bu8qq
    @mayo-bu8qq 4 года назад +329

    I am early today, guess I am an earlynist

  • @sleepycowboy18
    @sleepycowboy18 4 года назад +211

    Is this some anarkitty/tankies kinkfic or smth?

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 4 года назад +19

      I looked online, there is such a thing.

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 4 года назад +32

      @@missmorbid1439 can you provide some link?
      Ahem, for research purpose

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 4 года назад +20

      Fruit Connoisseur
      It’s not kinkfic, but there is some shipping fanart on that guy’s Reddit page

    • @sleepycowboy18
      @sleepycowboy18 4 года назад +3

      @@missmorbid1439 thank you! :)

    • @Ticklebrush
      @Ticklebrush 3 года назад +5

      I was excited for a second and then felt inner disgust at myself

  • @Hawkatana
    @Hawkatana 4 года назад +60

    Ancom is alive? The centricide succeeded, everyone!

  • @arspsychologia4401
    @arspsychologia4401 11 месяцев назад +9

    Historically accurate nose on the red guy

  • @lukeskywalker1557
    @lukeskywalker1557 4 года назад +21

    *RUSSIAN CIVIL WAR FLASHBACKS INTENSIFIES*

  • @safir2241
    @safir2241 4 года назад +35

    "ok tankie"

  • @rikusauske
    @rikusauske 11 месяцев назад +5

    Trotsky watching this like "this is why revolution must be eternal"

  • @Tman20rox
    @Tman20rox 4 года назад +19

    He never actually shot so he could be still alive

  • @bushwhackedonvhs
    @bushwhackedonvhs 4 года назад +186

    English teachers will opine at length about the symbolism of the color of a door but fail to see the criticisms of capitalism in much of Steinbeck’s work

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 2 года назад

      lol

    • @TheRenegade...
      @TheRenegade... 2 года назад +29

      It's almost as if school is propaganda

    • @Smerpyderp
      @Smerpyderp 2 года назад +2

      @@TheRenegade... yea… almost as if…

    • @musiqualizator7699
      @musiqualizator7699 2 года назад +1

      almost every person i had a political debate with said and believed school was a mean of indoctrination

    • @matabishippuden6965
      @matabishippuden6965 2 года назад +11

      In england we learn socialist propaganda in our english classes lol

  • @lwpack1821
    @lwpack1821 4 года назад +187

    This is why we anarchists aren't too big on the whole "leftist unity" thing.

    • @k_meleon
      @k_meleon 3 года назад +46

      it's not a good idea not to be for unity when you represent 2% of the population

    • @roojackaroo8517
      @roojackaroo8517 3 года назад +3

      @Matricx700 anarchists love defeat and martyrdom,which is why they hate every successful and stable socialist/communist revolution

    • @missgirlbossistandwithruss7142
      @missgirlbossistandwithruss7142 2 года назад +11

      But Anarkitties are just going try to assassinate Tankies. (Some Anarkitty attempted to assassinate Lenin)

    • @yayanarchy8394
      @yayanarchy8394 2 года назад +5

      That's why you need to unite with anarcho-capitalists. We pretty much agree that the state and its peripheral power structures (i.e. corporations and the like) should be abolished.
      We have the NAP, so we don't believe in initiating aggression, harming someone else's land/property/etc.
      I don't see why we could work together and have neighboring communities after all is said and done.

    • @Loxer150
      @Loxer150 2 года назад +35

      @@yayanarchy8394 ancoms are against private property

  • @FelipeFritschF2
    @FelipeFritschF2 4 года назад +26

    This is literally the Cap Hill Autonomous Zone right now.

    • @witnessgem2504
      @witnessgem2504 4 года назад +3

      Praise Emperor Raz of Greater Seattle

    • @Echani3007
      @Echani3007 3 года назад

      Shut up, no genuine far leftist is associated with such a blunder. It's a liberal fuck fest.

    • @kinsmart7294
      @kinsmart7294 2 года назад +2

      @@Echani3007 After they killed 2 black kids suddenly no one was ever associated with it and thought it was an bad idea from the start. Guess all those people on the net telling that the zone was safe and that they had been there were just illusions.

  • @shionbruhgami
    @shionbruhgami 4 года назад +22

    Wow, just imagining the opposite..,
    3rd Reich: Hey Japan, we did it.
    Imperial Japan: wOw LOoK aT thE sEA lmAo, aMErIcAN WReCKs, Ooh, SOviETs TOo...
    3rd: Yeah look at the sea. *Holsters Luger.*
    Auf Reich Und Uns?

    • @nikconlenike7637
      @nikconlenike7637 3 года назад +3

      Italy would make more sense

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 3 года назад

      @@nikconlenike7637 Ha, Italy. SuRely you mean the pan-Mediterranian Occupations of the Roman Territorial Empire (M.O.R.T.E for short)?

  • @strigix6848
    @strigix6848 4 года назад +122

    Wow, geez. This is completely unrealistic.
    You made Tankie seem remorseful, where real tankies would be gleeful.

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 4 года назад +45

      It's because the ship is canon

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +14

      @@flyingspacebrainedidiot while I do ship this, it's less about the ship and more that for tankie, anarkiddy is like his child, as we see in the centricide that came after this, he really loves ancom and doesnt know what to do without him

    • @elliotrichter9357
      @elliotrichter9357 4 года назад

      I don’t actually think he’s really a tankie But who knows

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 года назад +7

      @@elliotrichter9357 he literally is the embodiment of commies, yeah hes a tankie

    • @Echani3007
      @Echani3007 3 года назад

      @@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 If he is the embodiment of communists, then as a communist, I hate that communist. As Marx responded to the craze ridden revolutionary morons who were getting it all wrong "If they are Marxist, then I'm not Marxist".

  • @thatrandomyoutubecommenter1686
    @thatrandomyoutubecommenter1686 4 года назад +114

    Soviet Officers: wow the new tanks really are beautiful
    Stalin: Yes
    *Picks up a gun*
    Stalin: just keep looking at the tanks...

    • @dltdz
      @dltdz Год назад +1

      lmao😂😂😂

  • @neferiusnexus
    @neferiusnexus 4 года назад +7

    Yyyyup! ...it's why most leftist spaces don't tolerate tankies.

  • @bumsalami
    @bumsalami 3 года назад +5

    The fall of The Paris Commune makes me cry myself to sleep every night

  • @Abor1337
    @Abor1337 4 года назад +12

    Why does this low key make me want to cry
    Man

  • @Savevade
    @Savevade 4 года назад +23

    "The flowers really are beautiful"
    "always has been"

  • @lv4519
    @lv4519 2 года назад +8

    Barcelona, Spain, 1936, colorized

  • @cavalryareohhi4786
    @cavalryareohhi4786 4 года назад +6

    Kronstadt, 1921, colourised

  • @razzle_dazzle
    @razzle_dazzle 4 года назад +18

    Gutian made a video about your style of satire. Weirdly enough, I think you'd probably agree with most of their criticisms (you've mentioned a few of the same points in previous videos). I think we all know there's a high degree of self-awareness buried under the layers of irony.

    • @isaiahfisher2337
      @isaiahfisher2337 4 года назад +18

      Jreg is self-aware of his self-awareness of his self-awareness.
      The levels of irony will never end.
      I don't think we're ever going to get something completely genuine out of jreg, just because there will always be one more thing about his ideology to critique.

  • @svenvestli1660
    @svenvestli1660 4 года назад +12

    And a singel tear falls on the cheek of the tankie when he betrays the real revolution 😢

  • @ilyac1802
    @ilyac1802 4 года назад +105

    This pairing has very good angsty tragic fanfic potential, I smell the shipping wars comin'.
    Just kidding.
    Doesn't have an opinion? = Centrism.
    Doesn't have a ship? = Centrism.
    All shippers unite against the greater evil.

    • @casey3889
      @casey3889 4 года назад +18

      Spread the word my friend, spread the word. Justice for shippers, we will no longer be oppressed!
      (also there already is an angsty tragic left unity fanfic, by reddit user u/bittervanillataste aka the main fanart provider on the sub. So yeah. The shipping wars will soon start)

    • @macatttack9361
      @macatttack9361 4 года назад +4

      Nazbol > Anartankie
      Fite me

    • @sgtstull
      @sgtstull 4 года назад +4

      shipping is like a cancer that appears when a fandom gets too big and slowly infects everything it touches with retarded flame wars.

    • @ts-wo6pp
      @ts-wo6pp 4 года назад +7

      @@sgtstull Im 95% sure all the shipping/ship fanart is ironic.

    • @greyscalewoods711
      @greyscalewoods711 4 года назад +1

      Ancom x Tankie

  • @punishedredruby
    @punishedredruby 4 года назад +4

    Nice one, Jreg. I haven't truly appreciate your talent in acting and this one makes me realize you truly are a great artist/performer.
    Keep making anything. I'll be watching you with great interest.
    NOW PLEASE PUT THE BELT AWAY. PLEASE

  • @melodysketchdraws
    @melodysketchdraws 4 года назад +5

    "Haha good one jreg, you show those lefties who's boss"