“And take it with mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
I was about to point out that it wouldn't seem odd if Pierre had known scientist dinosaur from Dinosaur adventure... Or if Wabbu (spelling ?) was actually the judge at Esmeralda's trial.
In French, the word "dingo" can mean "nuts" or "cracked." In Chinese, it means "oh, top." In Lithuanian, it means "disappeared." In Xhosa and Zulu, it means "need." Taken together, we can say that Dingo Pictures needs to disappear before the screen gets cracked from someone throwing nuts from on top of a dingo. Oh, dear, I said, "Dingo."
This sounds so obvious for a meme... it's like memes have become so overused that I don't know which I've already heard and which would be potential new ones.
I've seen that quote in several comments on Phelous' videos and refused to believe that it was an actual word-for-word line straight from the Dingo Hunchback script... Until I heard Frollo actually say it XD I literally had to pause the video just to let that sink in
*Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Dingo Pictures tried to adapt “Game of Thrones” instead...* Varys (to Tyrion Lannister): “You *IS* the god of tits and wine!”
I do find it hilarious that Pierre is pretty much completely in-character for the Dingo version. "Please stay! It's so good to talk to you!" "Maybe some other time." ".....I think Esmeralda likes me." Yup, pretty much the same Pierre we find in the book.
Esmeralda actually found her biological mother in the novel. This is the only film adaptation I've seen that actually include that. Did... did the... did the Dingo people actually read the book rather than rapping the plot off from another movie!?
Frollo's voice sounds like he can't decide whether he's turning into Scar or Snape EDIT: Okay, I know this is Dingo but WTF is with that ending?! The narrator might as well have said "Quasimodo was left to rot in prison for committing a crime of passion but Esmeralda immediately forgot all about the man who saved her life and lived happily ever after with some other dude so that's all that matters" XD Jesus, and I thought Wabuu never learning his lesson was a terrible ending...
AT Productions Yeah, the idea behind the Court of Miracles was that while the beggars were deaf, blind or lame out in the bourgeois streets (as it could earn more pity and therefore more money), in the slums they would be entirely capable, as though miraculously healed, so the slums of Paris were sarcastically called "The Court of Miracles".
I'm shocked that out of all the adaptations, the Dingo one is the one one that makes me sure that someone read the book. They at least got the bit with Pierre at the Court of Miracles relatively accurately, and that Pierre got to like Djali better than Esmeralda which most people would probably overlook when making an adaptation, especially since Pierre tends to get shafted in a lot of them. Also, that bit about people spreading rumours of Frollo being a sorcerer, but that was because he was interested in alchemy.
Frollo as Archdeacon, Quasimodo considering the bells as friends and becoming deaf by the noise, Pierre, the poet...good lord, of all movies to be close to the book, it had to be Dingo fucking Pictures *slams head agains't church's bell* (also, the voice acting is so atrocious I cant really tell when it's an actual line of Phelous making up a joke...)
Frolo change jobs on other versions because the fear of "church is the villain", but Frolo can be a churc guy in this version, because Dingo pictures have nothing to loose by offending people,
They actually made Quasimodo the most pleasant character to look at.That`s Dingo Pictures for ya, they must have realized that no design for the hunchback could trump their trademark uncanny valley "art style" for the "non-deformed" characters.
Yeah. You know, the people who think that the animation for Johnny Test and the new Powerpuff girls is awful are fricking spoiled! Just remember, as cheap as the animation for those shows are, it could look like Dingo pictures animation!
This might be the most fateful adaptation out of them all Also, I do find it interesting how all these versions ignore Phoebus, just like the Disney version ignored Pierre
Well, Phoebus in the novel is quite a womanising flirt who only wanted Esmeralda for her body. He never actually cared for her, even though he rescued her from being kidnapped by Quasimodo (on orders from Frollo of course). And he pretty much ignored her after he was nearly murdered, despite the fact it was Frollo who stabbed him. So I can imagine why most adaptions would leave Phoebus out, save for Disney's more noble spin on him. Deep down, he's not really your heroic knight in shining armour.
Actually, I read a book detailing the making of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. In one chapter, one of the filmmakers elaborated on how Phoebus was intended to be a hybrid of the book Phoebus and Pierre Gringoire. The Disneyfied Phoebus had the same occupation as the book Phoebus and served the same primary role he did in the book. The most important aspect of Phoebus in the book is that he provides another man for Esmeralda to become infatuated with, forcing Quasimodo and Frollo to face the fact their romantic interests in her is unrequited. The Disneyfied Phoebus also provides the same kind of comic-relief that Gringoire did, accomplished a lot of the same tasks (like being saved from hanging by Esmeralda and rallying the Gypsies during the battle at Notre Dame), and treated Esmeralda in a similar way that Grinogire did. Gringoire did not worship her as a flawless Madonna figure, revile her as a witch or temptress, nor completely degrade Esmeralda into a sexual prize to enjoy and throw away. The fact that Gringoire treated Esmeralda the most like a normal human being would make him the healthiest choice for a romantic relationship, if the book had a happy ending. So given the need for a happier ending, and the compressed running time of ninety minutes (where you wouldn't have time to develop as many separate characters without cutting some stuff out or mixing different characterizations together), I was ok with the Disneyfied Phoebus. That being said, in the stage adaptations of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, which were much longer and went much darker (even to the point of having Esmeralda die in the end like she does the book), I wish they split Gringoire and Phoebus back into separate characters.
Note that Victor Hugo himself did a play with Louise Bertin in which there is romance with Phoebus and Esmeralda. In that version, Phoebus' love for Esmeralda was genuine, but he died.
I gotta say, although all this dingo slop is bad on almost every level, the sheer volume of it that exists is kind of amazing. All of the artists, musicians, and reviewers should take note that if dingo pictures can persevere and continue putting out their 'product', then none of us should lose hope!
Thing is, putting animals on trial was actually not all that uncommon in the middle ages. There were reported cases of animals being charged with murder, bestiality, theft, being werewolves, being familiar spirits, or being possessed by demons. A court in Switzerland once sentenced a pond full of leeches to vacate said pond within three days. Don’t know how it turned out, but I assume the leeches, being the true OGs of the animal kingdom, slithered out of the pond, only to form the words ‘sodomize yon constabulary’ and did not comply.
I love how it is the same 3 voice actors in every Dingo Pictures film. Who wants to start a kickstarter to buy Dingo and all its assets for Phelous? I really think Phelan could make the greatest film ever with the materials.
its amazing that the cheapest and laziest adaptation of the hunchback ive seen is also the most accurate with the added bonus of not having annoying comedy sidekicks shoehorned in or unexplained magical elements. this might be be a piece of shit but it might be the most faithful one out there
+thejudge305 It is true, but the fact that a adaptation is faithfull to the original doesnt always make it good. The original "Hunchback in Notre Dame" was meant for adults, and written in 1831, a time on which this actually-Was-How people that ugly were treated. The Disney adaptation was written for children, and in a much more progressive age: Obviously, it wouldnt be quite as dark as the original novel was. But saiyng it was "Bowdlerized" would be a huge exxageration, as back in the time on which the movie was made, this one was actually one of the-Darkest-Children movies of its time, approaching themes as dark as (Implied ) rape. ... Also, there is a theory the gargoyles of the Disney movie were not actually real, just in Quasimodo imagination, as he was the only one to ever interact with then, and he did not actually had any friends: Many children in real life have imaginary friends, especially the ones who have problems socializing with other kids: And Quasimodo was pretty much still a child in how he thought and acted. While it is technically not canon, there isnt anything on the actual movie disproving it, and if you take this as true, every scene involving the gargoyles becomes much more intersting, as their very existance is a testament to just how solitary Quasimodo life must be, that he actually needs to -Imagine-Friends for himself.
don't worry i was well aware of all that but it doesn't make the gargoyles any less out of place or annoying also don't the gargoyles do more in the sequel that makes it seem like there real
Well, yeah, the sequel do more in the sequel, on which it seems they are suppose to be real... But then again, the sequel sucked so much harder then the original that I dont even count then both as being in the same continuity.
+Dado Bojart No, the Gargoyles being imaginary theory would've been great, but it's not true. Towards the end of the movie, they're playfully assisting in the big fiery battle. They're throwing bricks at assailants down below and it's affecting them, clarifying that they're real. Damn it, I hate those Gargoyles so much.
honestly I have to give Dingo Picture credit for not being the worst Hunchback of Notre Dame adaptation, solely because GoldenFilms managed to find ways of being insulting to the audience that Dingo apparently decided were just too far.
Although Dingo Pictures' drawings and animations are obnoxious in every possible way, they actually seem to take time studying the original source of their works rather than directly ripping the plots off from Disney. That is something you hardly would expect from a company who doesn't seem to have a problem stealing character designs from others and are extremely lazy in their production.
Actually, most of their "works" seem to be based on the original stories. Not just this one. Well, all the main characters didn't die in this one, but it's still an interpretation that is closer to the novel than Disney's version. Remeber, in the Dingoverse, there are hyenas in North America, penguins on the North Pole and bears in Africa. There are also Wild West towns during the early colonization of America (during the 17th century). Thus, I can't help but to give them a TINY eloge for knowing the differences between the original stories and Disney's interpretations.
They did it for a business reason: to start the process of rushing out their mockbusters as soon as Disney/DreamWorks/etc. announces whatever animated take on a public domain book by just reading the book instead of waiting to find out what the plot of the movie they're trying to rip off is, so they could get the mockbuster out at the same time as or before the mainstream release they're trying to ride the coattails of.
Wasn't Quasimodo named after the day he was abandoned on? I understand they changed it in the Disney movie to make Frollo into more of a dick, but if Dingo was gonna be more accurate to the books, did they need to change what Quasimodo was named after?
Sam Vimes Hell yeah, lesbians! But, so true. I mean, you can totally tell they've been in a relationship for years. lolol Your comment made me laugh. Thank you, you awesome person. :D Pia x Esmerelda, I ship it. XD
I like how all the citizens of Paris all wear such period-appropriate attire. Totally medieval French fashions, I swear! Fat guy with the printed t-shirt at 28:00 is a caricature of ex-German chancellor Helmut Kohl (the t-shirt reads Hannelore, which was his wife's name). Topical humour few people outside Germany will get! Excellent!
Fun fact: that whole thing about it being a sin to look at this misshapen ape that should be thrown in a GREAT BIG FAYAAAA, YE is actually a pretty good adaptation of the interaction that happened in the book. Here is, for you own personal amusement, the dialogue from the book translated from French and re-formated by me. (By the way, in the book it's 4 old women named Agnès, Jehanne, Henriette and Gauchère) Agnès (to Gauchère): what's that thing, sis? Jehanne: What will become of us if that's the way they make kids now? Agnès: I don't know much about kids, but I'm pretty sure it's a sin to look at this one. Henriette: That's not a kid, Agnès. Gauchère: It's a malformed monkey. Henriette: It's a miracle. Agnès: Well then, it's the third one (third miracle not third malformed monkey) since Lætare sunday. It was less than 8 days ago the guy that mocked the pilgrims got divine punishment from Notre-Dame d'Aubervilliers, and that was already the second miracle of the month. Jehanne: That so-called "lost and found child" is a truly monstrous abomination. Gauchère: he's screaming loud enough to make a mass singer (I don't know the word in English lol) deaf - shut up you little screamer! Henriette: To think it's Sir of Reims sending this thing to Sir of Paris! (Insert intense praying here) Agnès: I'm guessing this is a beast; an animal, the produce of (the book's words not mine) a jew and a female pig; or at the very least something that isn't christian and should be drowned or thrown into a fire. So yeah... The nunsters in the book aren't much better really (And also Quasi was already, like, 4). Who asked? Probably nobody but I don't care!
The irony is that in the last film people considered him ugly, yet he clearly met facial and physique standards of beauty and only lacked in posture. This version however, while understandably ugly on his own, is surround by these grotesque ass wads.What I'm....perplexed.
27:53 Oh my glob! That's former german chancellor Helmut Kohl. He even wears a shirt with the name of his wife Hannelore. Dingo Pictures. How dare you. (angry laughing and head bobbing) ^^
There's a hotness limitation in the Bible? Forgive me, Father; for I have sinned. Joking aside though, ya gotta love how the male voice is trying his damnedest to get his voice as low as Tony Jay's Frollo.
I am quite certain "Glasses pirate with the print t-shirt" actually is supposed to be the sixth chancellor of germany Helmut Kohl. The t-shirt says "Hannelore", which was his wife's name. This has absolutely no business being there...
Unless it's a referrence to the fact Paris is one of the most - if not THE most - visited cities in the world ? These characters looked like foreign tourists to me, and it could make sense in that they're near a Parisian landmark.
I also jawdropped when I saw that, thinking 'wait, is that Helmut 'Birne' Kohl?' Then I saw the shirtprint and all doubts were erased. And yes, he has no business whatsoever to be in this flic.
@@FelisTerras I saw that too, yes. I honestly am baffled by the fact that Dingo took the time to do this. Honestly Dingo is so strange, because they'll put their effort into pointless things, while their movies look like effortless shit.
@@FrenchPaul1988im 5 years late but your still active on the channel soo 😅 im pretty sure they just re-use random characters from their other movies i regonize Quite a few
The Quasi jail scene: "I moved with Pierre out of Paris. Here's your whistle. How's jail?" The saddest thing about this? They could have gotten edgier by hanging Esmeralda and having Quasimodo starve to death by her corpse's side, but that just wouldn't have worked at all for them. Too much of a budget lol.
You know... In medieval and late-medieval times animals WERE indeed valid witnesses in court. Also they were very offten accused of crimes, and had the same rights, (like for lawyers and stuff,) that humans had. It makes no sense, what-so-ever, and i have absolutly no clue how any kind of statemant made by an animal holds up in court... but yeah. Animals appeared (supprisingly frequently) in court.
+Just my channel. yeah, but I'm not entirely sure what else there is to say about it. I'm all for different critics doing the same material as long as they say something new or do it better.
"She put on a different outfit just to agree with herself" Alexander Hamilton beat you to that years ago, starting his own newspaper just so he could use aliases to write positive commentaries on his own writing and also shit-talk the other founding fathers what a guy
I'm frankly amazed they actually bothered to make a background that actually vaguely resembles Notre-Dame rather than use a generic building that they'd presumably have used in three other movies. Hell, I'm amazed the characters aren't animals recycled from Lion and the King, Dino Adventures or Countryside Bears. On the plus side, one thing I can give them up on the Golden Films version is that Quasimodo is actually grotesque... granted, so is everyone else because they can't be arsed to hire anyone who can actually draw but hey, points to them, still.
5:20 It's funny how Frollo becomes abbé of Notre Dame, when he's already Archdeacon. But the movie never actually calls it a promotion. It only says he *became* the abbé. Maybe he really did get demoted. 😆
No offence to your own creative skills, Phelous, but this cartoon looks like something you created yourself in a couple of hours on your computer. Are you sure this thing is real?!?
+Jay Sherman (Annoying Phancakes) Disney's was the only adequate one, and even then they changed things. I guess it's the only version that wouldn't make Victor Hugo turn in his grave.
Dunes8 Disney's Beauty and the Beast, being one example. Though Hercules was *hurt* by the inaccuracies. Think of how awesome a movie based on the labours of Hercules would have been!
+Zucca Xerfantes Probably would have been better, but Hercules is at least not terrible. Yeah, if they had done Beauty and the Beast faithfully, it wouldn't have been a good movie, it just wouldn't work.
+Zucca Xerfantes Yep, its like Disney's Alice in Wonderland (1951) where it might not be the most accurate version, but by god it got the point across far better then anybody else has.
+Zucca Xerfantes Oh man, I _hate_ Hercules because of all it's inaccuracies. A lot of the anachronisms were stupid (the modern references were garbage, also apparently the Greeks used Roman Numerals before Rome existed? Enough of that, I could nitpick the hell out of that movie), but what _really_ bothered me was that they took a relatively unique ancient story and just forced it into the boring and tired "hero's journey" format. Not to mention, was I the only one who thought Hercules was whiny, childish and kind of a dick? Maybe that was the point, but he wasn't fun to watch. (Also they could've at least made Hera the villain. I don't know why Hades gets shafted all the time)
I did read the book, back in high school, and I only remember bits and pieces of it, but I'm fairly sure the bells didn't make him deaf, he already was. I do remember fairly clearly a rather long segment of the book that went on for pages and pages, about how the bells were the only thing he COULD hear.
Bridget Silver Or better yet. Tommy Wiseau doing a live action version where he plays Jesus. Peter: "I will follow you to the very end my savior." Jesus: Haha, what a funny story Marc." Peter: "I'm not Marc I'm Peter, that's Marc over there." And then Jesus on the cross: "I'm fed up with this world!"
You are an absolute genius! I hope you grace the filming industry someday. :D This idea for the Tommy Wiseau Passion made me laugh so hard that I cried.
If Tommy Wiseau directed, wrote, and starred in a Jesus movie, I cannot even begin to imagine how royally he would screw up all the dramatic parts: *Sermon on the Mount* Wiseau: "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live." *Jesus Drives out the Money Changers* Wiseau: "What, are you doing, what's going on here. I think you should leave right now Mark... My house will be called a house of prayer. But you are making it a den of thieves! Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world! Get out of my house... get out! Get out, get out, get out of my life." (Wiseau awkwardly and nonchalantly destroys all the money stands. He picks up a TV and throws it out the temple window, while groaning like Dr. Frankenstein's monster. Finally it all calms down) Wiseau: "Alright okay folks, everything fine, fight is over I'm sorry Mark" *Jesus Heals Centurion's Servant* Centurion: “Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof. But just say the word, and my servant will be healed. For I myself am a man under authority, with soldiers under me. I tell this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and that one, ‘Come,’ and he comes. I say to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.” Wiseau: "It seems to me like your the EGGSPERT, centurion! That's the idea!" *The Last Supper* Saint Peter: "Lord, I am ready to go with you to prison and to death." Wiseau: "I tell you, Peter, before the cock crows today, you will deny three times that you know me." Later on, when Peter denies Jesus a third time, a sound can faintly be heard in the background: "CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEP CHEEEEEP." *Judas's betrayal and Jesus's Capture* Wiseau: "How could you do this to me! I gave you 33 years of my life... I love you and I did anything for you to just save you. And now you betray me... with a kiss! How could you allow them? Arrgh!" *Meeting Pontius Pilate* Pilate: “Are You the King of the Jews?” Wiseau: "That's me." Pilate: "“Do you not hear how many things they testify against you?” Wiseau: "I cannot tell you it's confidential." Pilate: “Do you refuse to speak to me? Do you not know that I have authority to release you and authority to crucify you?” Wiseau: "Ah ah ah, what a story Pilate. Anyway how's your sex life?" (awkward silence between Pilate, his wife, and Wiseau in the room) Pilate: "What planet are you on?" Wiseau: "Galilee." Pilate: "(sighs) Someone send this man to Herod already!" Wiseau: "Bye!"
This is actually one of the best dingo pictures movies! I love the animation and how they are not afraid to show how the other characters are not ugly. The reveal with Esmerelda was so shocking I almost cried. This is one of the best movies ever! Better then Infinity war, Star wars, and Wabbu!
The man at 27:54 appears to be then German chancellor Helmut Kohl, on his t-shirt is written Hannelore, the name of Kohl's wife. Everyone knows how much little kids love political humor in their cartoons. No idea if the guy next to him is supposed to be someone, though.
I guess it does kind of make sense that Dingo would make the most faithful adaptation of the story, it's pretty clearly shown that they haven't the slightest idea of how to write a story of their own.
In the story, Quasimodo was actually named as such after the day he was abandoned on, I think. In the movie, though, it means "half man". I don't think Dingo explained this but at least they kept in the part of the bells damaging his ears.
16:31 Wubum has one leg 16:33 Wubum has two legs 16:35: "I'll be damned, one-legged man is chasing me on two legs!" The things you notice during rewatch
The saddest thing is that clearly someone did read the novel but they put no effort anywhere into the execution.
StarryNight1313 effort?? I don't think they know what that word means....
And yet it's better than the annoying instruments of Notre Dame.
They didn't finish the book to the end
@@artioml958 I think the oh ending of Esmerelda being executed and Quasi starving to death mourning at her grave is a little to dark for kids.
@@the4tierbridge I think Dingo Pictures' visuals are well more than enough to scare off children on their own.
"I think I'll adopt it and take it with... meeeeeeee"
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
Pedophile priest joke
Yeah
“And take it with mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
And don’t forget that ”Mmmm” before that.
Still less creepy than Hebert.
You know it's bad when you can't tell the difference between Phelous making fun of the voice acting and the actual voice acting.
I was about to point out that it wouldn't seem odd if Pierre had known scientist dinosaur from Dinosaur adventure... Or if Wabbu (spelling ?) was actually the judge at Esmeralda's trial.
I thought Pimp Sanders really called Quasimodo a douche
Oh, my goodness! Yes! I've been confused a time or two.
@@FrenchPaul1988 This defendant is soooooo stupid.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO DESTROY ALL DINGO PICTURES MOVIES BE THEY ARE AN EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!
"Why is the baby on fire?"
(Child screams)
"He was ugly!"
Suuuuure...
Smile, scream, smile, scream. That IS ugly!
Had a bad dream, better microwave the baby
Psychotic nuns.
@@rassilontdavros3004 and then drink my own piss.
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!
In French, the word "dingo" can mean "nuts" or "cracked." In Chinese, it means "oh, top." In Lithuanian, it means "disappeared." In Xhosa and Zulu, it means "need."
Taken together, we can say that Dingo Pictures needs to disappear before the screen gets cracked from someone throwing nuts from on top of a dingo. Oh, dear, I said, "Dingo."
No Dingo November challenge.
And in Australian it means oversized Shiba Inu.
OMG That's why the French call Goofy "Dingo" xDDD
You just put a funny little picture in my head of someone sitting on top of a dingo and throwing nuts at a screen.
"You is the Pope of Fools."
30 years earlier.
"Me fail English... that's un-possible."
That's imbelievable.
You both is the Pope of Fools
Liu Guang I the Pope of Fools? That unimpossible.
That's un-popesible
All dingo characters have Ralph Wiggum's intelligence.
"You is the pope of fools." I think we have a new meme.
LOL
This sounds so obvious for a meme... it's like memes have become so overused that I don't know which I've already heard and which would be potential new ones.
I was thinking the same thing!
about time
I think he was actually saying "You as the Pope of Fools?!" Like, he couldn't believe it. But either way, still Dingo.
"You is the pope of fools!" is probably my favorite line in this
AuroraKnux Best line in cinematic history
I've seen that quote in several comments on Phelous' videos and refused to believe that it was an actual word-for-word line straight from the Dingo Hunchback script... Until I heard Frollo actually say it XD I literally had to pause the video just to let that sink in
*Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Dingo Pictures tried to adapt “Game of Thrones” instead...*
Varys (to Tyrion Lannister): “You *IS* the god of tits and wine!”
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is the pope of fools.
"Mad King" Aerys: You belong in a great big fiiiiiiire!
Did you know?: You can rewatch a Phelous episode one thousand times and it'll never get old.
Exactly 😊
Agreed.
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this video.
are you in my walls?
Yes!
As a Christian, I found the line "She is not only lovelier then the Bible allows..." to be one of the funniest lines I have *ever* heard.
The joke is it's obvious bullshit. 😂
Well now Dingo is my religion
@@WileyCylas So, who's prophet of Dingoisim?
al qu obviously Wabuu
It is told that one day he will come from the great beyond and inform us that most of his followers are so stupid, heh heh heeeh
@@beats0me beautiful. :)
Quasimodi isn't ugly, he's just going through puberty.
This Quasimodo looks like the Disney version with terrible acne.
His hunched back is actually a huge pimple.
@@devanhinskey9001 the Disney one at least had character to him!
I do find it hilarious that Pierre is pretty much completely in-character for the Dingo version.
"Please stay! It's so good to talk to you!"
"Maybe some other time."
".....I think Esmeralda likes me."
Yup, pretty much the same Pierre we find in the book.
Without the strange goat fetish but yeah totally like in the book
Frollo: "I ask you for the last time to forsake all eviiiiillll."
Esmeralda: "I have done nothing!"
Frollo: "So diiiiiieeeee."
eeeeeevvvviiiiilllll
Matthew Brodnitz
eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee
Nuns: *laugh*
Frollo almost sounded like Caleb from Blood.
Esmeralda actually found her biological mother in the novel. This is the only film adaptation I've seen that actually include that. Did... did the... did the Dingo people actually read the book rather than rapping the plot off from another movie!?
Anders Lindroth Dingo Pictures strives to surprise there viewers in any way they can.
This plotpoint can also be seen in the 1923 version starring Lon Chaney as Quasimodo.
Well, indeed, we now know the ppl over at Dingo Pictures can at least read.....a little bit
True. I still like the Disney-Version better because I feel that even though they change some parts, they still get Victor Hugo‘s point across
And in the dingo pictures version, Esmeralda is a French girl raised by gypsies.
The bit where Frollo's fall is played back in reverse at a slightly higher pitch is funnier to me than it should be.
Frollo's voice sounds like he can't decide whether he's turning into Scar or Snape
EDIT: Okay, I know this is Dingo but WTF is with that ending?! The narrator might as well have said "Quasimodo was left to rot in prison for committing a crime of passion but Esmeralda immediately forgot all about the man who saved her life and lived happily ever after with some other dude so that's all that matters" XD Jesus, and I thought Wabuu never learning his lesson was a terrible ending...
I believe this is closer to the original book’s ending.
@@NightridewithNikki not really esmeralda was murderd in the book causing quasimodo to kill frodo then wait with esmeraldas body till he died
Wilma Perkins I didn’t say exactly but closer to any adaptation I’ve seen
@@wilmagregg3131 "Quasimodo kills frodo" is a beautiful typo xD
@@plantlady42069 I want to see a Dingo Pictures remake of LOTR now. Just imagine a Dingo-style Nazgul X)
"A one-legged man chasing me on two legs?" Did they just become self-aware of how lazily animated they are?
+AuroraKnux
Actually, I presume he's just a guy who was _faking_ having only one leg, as was typical at the "Court of Miracles", apparently.
AT Productions
Yeah, the idea behind the Court of Miracles was that while the beggars were deaf, blind or lame out in the bourgeois streets (as it could earn more pity and therefore more money), in the slums they would be entirely capable, as though miraculously healed, so the slums of Paris were sarcastically called "The Court of Miracles".
Master Markus Huh, I didn't know that. Ya learn something new everyday!
AuroraKnux
Just spreading the knowledge!
I didn't even notice. WOW they didn't care at all.
Now we know why Quasimodo's so deformed, he was mauled by a Dingo.
+1TrulyMad Maybe the Dingos tried to eat him when he was a baby.
Gaucelm de Villaret Azaria Chamberlain: the Real Story
That Quasi could drive a dingo dingy!
This deserves top comment
*Dingo Pictures Wah-wah*
I'm shocked that out of all the adaptations, the Dingo one is the one one that makes me sure that someone read the book. They at least got the bit with Pierre at the Court of Miracles relatively accurately, and that Pierre got to like Djali better than Esmeralda which most people would probably overlook when making an adaptation, especially since Pierre tends to get shafted in a lot of them. Also, that bit about people spreading rumours of Frollo being a sorcerer, but that was because he was interested in alchemy.
+Master Markus hell they even have the paris by birdview chapter
To be fair, Pierre got shafted all the time in the novel.
Also the interaction between the two nunsters was fairly accurate to the actual dialogue in the book, in Dingo's usual weird way...
So what you're saying is, most of the budget went on buying a copy of the book 🤣
"He could still feel the vibration of the bells, and that was enough to keep him happy"
Omg
Piratearicat Bell Fetish 🤣
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Frollo as Archdeacon, Quasimodo considering the bells as friends and becoming deaf by the noise, Pierre, the poet...good lord, of all movies to be close to the book, it had to be Dingo fucking Pictures *slams head agains't church's bell*
(also, the voice acting is so atrocious I cant really tell when it's an actual line of Phelous making up a joke...)
MrKlausbaudelaire are you insulting Phelous' voice acting
@@nomduclavier no it’s the fact that dingo’s is so BAD, figuring out when it’s the movie and then Phealous’ joke scenes can be difficult to tell😅
It's actually quite easy: Phelous puts effort into it, Dingo's VA don't.
@@gracekim1998 exactly, the voices are so bad its hard to tell those are paid actors or a youtuber making a mocking tone.
@@nomduclavier I have no idea why you’d assume anyone would insult Phelous 😅 you’re an odd fellow 😶
This version of Frollo was an average archdeacon, but he was a brilliant scientist!
Brilliant spellmeister.
Your father, the Archdeacon, is your father?!
+Revival From Ruins BE HUNCH-BAAAACK!!!
So, do you want us to become hunchbacks, orBE HUNCH-BAAAACCK!!!!
I am your abbe father your abbe
For youuu
If I had known your father, the Archdeacon, was your father, I wouldn've asked if the Archdeacon, your father, was your father
Too many commas.
Frolo change jobs on other versions because the fear of "church is the villain", but Frolo can be a churc guy in this version, because Dingo pictures have nothing to loose by offending people,
also frollo sounds like severus snape trying to seduce someone
+mobius So he sounds like Snape.
+z1pper “z1pperintheback” intheback Is the seduction working?
Ethan Stansmore I didn't say he was *good* at it...
To me he sounds like Betty from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist :P
There is a big cross section between the Frollo fans and Snape fans. These people are disturbing.
I saw a video clip of "IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAAAAA" a while back, and I flipped when I saw this video
Stephanie C. *FFFFFFFFIYAHyee
FIYA BOMBA!
They actually made Quasimodo the most pleasant character to look at.That`s Dingo Pictures for ya, they must have realized that no design for the hunchback could trump their trademark uncanny valley "art style" for the "non-deformed" characters.
Yeah. You know, the people who think that the animation for Johnny Test and the new Powerpuff girls is awful are fricking spoiled! Just remember, as cheap as the animation for those shows are, it could look like Dingo pictures animation!
Legoking 616 yeah, I guess you're right
Still hate the new PPG, though, and not because of the animation
@@legoking6165 Nah, it's just a different flavor of bad
At least it's still true to the book, unlike Quasimodo's appearance in Golden Films' Hunchback.
Uncanny valley is the best way to describe dingo pictures animations. Makes me feel off and very uncomfortable.
This might be the most fateful adaptation out of them all
Also, I do find it interesting how all these versions ignore Phoebus, just like the Disney version ignored Pierre
+Hromovlad1
That _is_ weird. I'm kind of surprised that Phoebus wasn't Frollo's goofy sidekick in any of the other adaptations.
+Abby Sith
I'm not sure how much Disney's Pheobus is part Pierre, as he seems less like Pierre and more like "Pheobus if he wasn't a huge asshole".
Well, Phoebus in the novel is quite a womanising flirt who only wanted Esmeralda for her body. He never actually cared for her, even though he rescued her from being kidnapped by Quasimodo (on orders from Frollo of course). And he pretty much ignored her after he was nearly murdered, despite the fact it was Frollo who stabbed him.
So I can imagine why most adaptions would leave Phoebus out, save for Disney's more noble spin on him. Deep down, he's not really your heroic knight in shining armour.
Actually, I read a book detailing the making of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. In one chapter, one of the filmmakers elaborated on how Phoebus was intended to be a hybrid of the book Phoebus and Pierre Gringoire.
The Disneyfied Phoebus had the same occupation as the book Phoebus and served the same primary role he did in the book. The most important aspect of Phoebus in the book is that he provides another man for Esmeralda to become infatuated with, forcing Quasimodo and Frollo to face the fact their romantic interests in her is unrequited.
The Disneyfied Phoebus also provides the same kind of comic-relief that Gringoire did, accomplished a lot of the same tasks (like being saved from hanging by Esmeralda and rallying the Gypsies during the battle at Notre Dame), and treated Esmeralda in a similar way that Grinogire did. Gringoire did not worship her as a flawless Madonna figure, revile her as a witch or temptress, nor completely degrade Esmeralda into a sexual prize to enjoy and throw away. The fact that Gringoire treated Esmeralda the most like a normal human being would make him the healthiest choice for a romantic relationship, if the book had a happy ending.
So given the need for a happier ending, and the compressed running time of ninety minutes (where you wouldn't have time to develop as many separate characters without cutting some stuff out or mixing different characterizations together), I was ok with the Disneyfied Phoebus. That being said, in the stage adaptations of Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, which were much longer and went much darker (even to the point of having Esmeralda die in the end like she does the book), I wish they split Gringoire and Phoebus back into separate characters.
Note that Victor Hugo himself did a play with Louise Bertin in which there is romance with Phoebus and Esmeralda. In that version, Phoebus' love for Esmeralda was genuine, but he died.
I gotta say, although all this dingo slop is bad on almost every level, the sheer volume of it that exists is kind of amazing. All of the artists, musicians, and reviewers should take note that if dingo pictures can persevere and continue putting out their 'product', then none of us should lose hope!
Wow. Very inspiring!! Don't give up on ur dreams.... I feel so artistically competent when I compare myself to their poop...
To be fair to the judge, Phoenix Wright tried to get testimony
out of a parrot once.
+Chewable Arsenic Candies twice even
He did it again in his crossover with Layton
At least the parrot actually spoke English, rather then goatanese
+Chewable Arsenic Candies and, I believe, a dog and definitely a killer whale.
+Chewable Arsenic Candies Yeah but that actually had a POINT
Thing is, putting animals on trial was actually not all that uncommon in the middle ages. There were reported cases of animals being charged with murder, bestiality, theft, being werewolves, being familiar spirits, or being possessed by demons.
A court in Switzerland once sentenced a pond full of leeches to vacate said pond within three days. Don’t know how it turned out, but I assume the leeches, being the true OGs of the animal kingdom, slithered out of the pond, only to form the words ‘sodomize yon constabulary’ and did not comply.
"IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEE"-dingo pictures 2017
Dreamland network actually 1996
That didn't age well given what happened to the actual cathedral a few months ago.
Priest/Warlock/Spellmeister, Frollo is really good at multiclassing.
The new secret of The Hunchback: he can teleport
+bloodrunsclear Is he an Omega Lvl. mutant?
Brother Malachai See, that would make more sense...
bloodrunsclear Is one of his powers turning into dust too like the one guy who works for Apocalypse?
+Brother Malachai Wow, spoiler alert! I haven't even pirated that movie yet >:(
bloodrunsclear But...that's from the comics. :-/ I'm not sure if he's going to be in the movie or not.
You is the reviewer of fools.
I love how it is the same 3 voice actors in every Dingo Pictures film.
Who wants to start a kickstarter to buy Dingo and all its assets for Phelous? I really think Phelan could make the greatest film ever with the materials.
I would seriously contribute like 100 dollars to a kickstarter for Dingo to make a new movie. A rip off Frozen or Tangled.
+Tianne Wagner
Elsa and the Ice.
The Ice Queen and the princess.
@jbiehlable Well actually, recently they were bought by an independent music label ran by DJ Kaito, a German DJ and Dingo Pictures enthusiast
@jbiehlable Yeah, and they are planning on making new Dingo movies. Also it turns out Ludwig Ickert died back in 2019
Man, all of these "adaptations" make me appreciate Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame even more.
These AWFUL HunchBack of NotreDame adaptations make me even appreciate DISNEY'S AWFUL HUNCHBACK OF NOTREDAME II
its amazing that the cheapest and laziest adaptation of the hunchback ive seen is also the most accurate with the added bonus of not having annoying comedy sidekicks shoehorned in or unexplained magical elements. this might be be a piece of shit but it might be the most faithful one out there
+thejudge305 It is true, but the fact that a adaptation is faithfull to the original doesnt always make it good. The original "Hunchback in Notre Dame" was meant for adults, and written in 1831, a time on which this actually-Was-How people that ugly were treated. The Disney adaptation was written for children, and in a much more progressive age: Obviously, it wouldnt be quite as dark as the original novel was. But saiyng it was "Bowdlerized" would be a huge exxageration, as back in the time on which the movie was made, this one was actually one of the-Darkest-Children movies of its time, approaching themes as dark as (Implied ) rape.
... Also, there is a theory the gargoyles of the Disney movie were not actually real, just in Quasimodo imagination, as he was the only one to ever interact with then, and he did not actually had any friends: Many children in real life have imaginary friends, especially the ones who have problems socializing with other kids: And Quasimodo was pretty much still a child in how he thought and acted. While it is technically not canon, there isnt anything on the actual movie disproving it, and if you take this as true, every scene involving the gargoyles becomes much more intersting, as their very existance is a testament to just how solitary Quasimodo life must be, that he actually needs to -Imagine-Friends for himself.
don't worry i was well aware of all that
but it doesn't make the gargoyles any less out of place or annoying also don't the gargoyles do more in the sequel that makes it seem like there real
Well, yeah, the sequel do more in the sequel, on which it seems they are suppose to be real... But then again, the sequel sucked so much harder then the original that I dont even count then both as being in the same continuity.
me neather
+Dado Bojart No, the Gargoyles being imaginary theory would've been great, but it's not true. Towards the end of the movie, they're playfully assisting in the big fiery battle. They're throwing bricks at assailants down below and it's affecting them, clarifying that they're real.
Damn it, I hate those Gargoyles so much.
So Frolo goes from Archdeacon to Abbe and dresses as a Cardinal? Dingo failing on so many levels
Dingo Pictures! Always lowering the bar!
At least he doesn't look like a pop star in this one.
Ozgar Thunderhammer which character are you talking about?
Random RUclipsr golden films
Random RUclipsr Quasimodo.
honestly I have to give Dingo Picture credit for not being the worst Hunchback of Notre Dame adaptation, solely because GoldenFilms managed to find ways of being insulting to the audience that Dingo apparently decided were just too far.
Or a quarterback.
Although Dingo Pictures' drawings and animations are obnoxious in every possible way, they actually seem to take time studying the original source of their works rather than directly ripping the plots off from Disney. That is something you hardly would expect from a company who doesn't seem to have a problem stealing character designs from others and are extremely lazy in their production.
I seriously reckon one of the "writers" just read the book at school hence why they know the original story. You're giving Dingo too much credit haha.
Actually, most of their "works" seem to be based on the original stories. Not just this one. Well, all the main characters didn't die in this one, but it's still an interpretation that is closer to the novel than Disney's version. Remeber, in the Dingoverse, there are hyenas in North America, penguins on the North Pole and bears in Africa. There are also Wild West towns during the early colonization of America (during the 17th century). Thus, I can't help but to give them a TINY eloge for knowing the differences between the original stories and Disney's interpretations.
Still not worth it.
They did it for a business reason: to start the process of rushing out their mockbusters as soon as Disney/DreamWorks/etc. announces whatever animated take on a public domain book by just reading the book instead of waiting to find out what the plot of the movie they're trying to rip off is, so they could get the mockbuster out at the same time as or before the mainstream release they're trying to ride the coattails of.
Dingo Pictures? 32 Minute long video? Phelous suffering even more for our enjoyment? Sign me up!
+EquesTron Me too!
+Riley Morris Me three!
+EquesTron I saw this in my inbox today and was just like "welp I know what I'm spending my next half hour on". lmao
Died laughing when she suddenly sprouted wings.
Letty Lunasical INTERNET GHOST! GET THE RED TAPE!
Puma man's theme is a gift from the heavens.
As bad as this movie is “I could explain it to you five times but you won’t understand it the sixth time” is a nice quote
*GASP* Window Woman's daughter, Esmerelda, is her daughter?!
Quasimodo means "more or less?"
Here I was thinking it meant "half-formed" or "part-way."
I wonder how Golden Films would translate it. Probably ”Beautiful on the inside, but even more beautiful on the outside”.
Wasn't Quasimodo named after the day he was abandoned on? I understand they changed it in the Disney movie to make Frollo into more of a dick, but if Dingo was gonna be more accurate to the books, did they need to change what Quasimodo was named after?
Octave Day of Easter - INTROIT - 1 Peter 2.2
Pierre's a hotter girl than Esmerelda :p
By far.
According to Quasimodo, she's spelled: Ätzmerölda
Therefore, even MORE "lovelier than the Bible allows" than Esmeralda, according to this movie.
Sam Vimes Hell yeah, lesbians! But, so true. I mean, you can totally tell they've been in a relationship for years. lolol Your comment made me laugh. Thank you, you awesome person. :D Pia x Esmerelda, I ship it. XD
Hooray for medieval LGBT!
I like how all the citizens of Paris all wear such period-appropriate attire. Totally medieval French fashions, I swear!
Fat guy with the printed t-shirt at 28:00 is a caricature of ex-German chancellor Helmut Kohl (the t-shirt reads Hannelore, which was his wife's name). Topical humour few people outside Germany will get! Excellent!
Not quite as accurate as biker jackets and Batman merch in ancient Arabia, from Alibaba and the Gold Raiders.
Fun fact: that whole thing about it being a sin to look at this misshapen ape that should be thrown in a GREAT BIG FAYAAAA, YE is actually a pretty good adaptation of the interaction that happened in the book. Here is, for you own personal amusement, the dialogue from the book translated from French and re-formated by me.
(By the way, in the book it's 4 old women named Agnès, Jehanne, Henriette and Gauchère)
Agnès (to Gauchère): what's that thing, sis?
Jehanne: What will become of us if that's the way they make kids now?
Agnès: I don't know much about kids, but I'm pretty sure it's a sin to look at this one.
Henriette: That's not a kid, Agnès.
Gauchère: It's a malformed monkey.
Henriette: It's a miracle.
Agnès: Well then, it's the third one (third miracle not third malformed monkey) since Lætare sunday. It was less than 8 days ago the guy that mocked the pilgrims got divine punishment from Notre-Dame d'Aubervilliers, and that was already the second miracle of the month.
Jehanne: That so-called "lost and found child" is a truly monstrous abomination.
Gauchère: he's screaming loud enough to make a mass singer (I don't know the word in English lol) deaf - shut up you little screamer!
Henriette: To think it's Sir of Reims sending this thing to Sir of Paris! (Insert intense praying here)
Agnès: I'm guessing this is a beast; an animal, the produce of (the book's words not mine) a jew and a female pig; or at the very least something that isn't christian and should be drowned or thrown into a fire.
So yeah... The nunsters in the book aren't much better really (And also Quasi was already, like, 4). Who asked? Probably nobody but I don't care!
Man, people were assholes in medieval/Renaissance times.
Some one, any one, turn "You is the pope of fools" to a meme.
Thank You!
It needed to be done. :P
Know I will wait for someone to pull a yee, and do the exact same thing with this.
My jaw is on the floor because of the mere concept of this movie existing.
CaptainJZH did u pick up your jaw yet??
HE is the jaw of FOOLS!!!
The irony is that in the last film people considered him ugly, yet he clearly met facial and physique standards of beauty and only lacked in posture. This version however, while understandably ugly on his own, is surround by these grotesque ass wads.What I'm....perplexed.
The saddest thing? This version of Quasimodo is closest to the original book.
Still prefer the Disney version.
+Thane3999 Actually, I think the 1956 version might be the closest to the original book. It at least is the only adaptation with the same ending.
LMAO
Which ending is more tragic? The original or the Dingo Pictures version?
Tianne Wagner
The original was tragic in a poetic way. This version is tragic in a jerk way.
27:53 Oh my glob! That's former german chancellor Helmut Kohl. He even wears a shirt with the name of his wife Hannelore. Dingo Pictures. How dare you. (angry laughing and head bobbing) ^^
my glawb!
I doubt everyone knows this. Still pretty interesting trivia tho
+CoffeinShock Wow, you're right! Nice catch.
+CoffeinShock WTF I totally didn't see it before now. Whats that all about? Did Dingo follow some kind of political agenda here? :P
+MforZorro | Movesets Maybe he was a fan of Dingo Pictures and he requested a cameo.
There's a hotness limitation in the Bible? Forgive me, Father; for I have sinned.
Joking aside though, ya gotta love how the male voice is trying his damnedest to get his voice as low as Tony Jay's Frollo.
Frollo's voice is the same as Wabuu's.
I am quite certain "Glasses pirate with the print t-shirt" actually is supposed to be the sixth chancellor of germany Helmut Kohl. The t-shirt says "Hannelore", which was his wife's name.
This has absolutely no business being there...
Unless it's a referrence to the fact Paris is one of the most - if not THE most - visited cities in the world ? These characters looked like foreign tourists to me, and it could make sense in that they're near a Parisian landmark.
Funny how they put in such tiny yet twisted details into their shit... Thus I'm fairly certain Dingo Pictures was created by methheads
I also jawdropped when I saw that, thinking 'wait, is that Helmut 'Birne' Kohl?' Then I saw the shirtprint and all doubts were erased.
And yes, he has no business whatsoever to be in this flic.
@@FelisTerras I saw that too, yes. I honestly am baffled by the fact that Dingo took the time to do this. Honestly Dingo is so strange, because they'll put their effort into pointless things, while their movies look like effortless shit.
@@FrenchPaul1988im 5 years late but your still active on the channel soo 😅 im pretty sure they just re-use random characters from their other movies i regonize Quite a few
whats sad is, scene by scene, this is the most accurate to the book adaptation ive seen
Too bad it's Sunday. Pimp Sanders could've sold his fried chickens on Monday.
+geardog24 It's Papa Time!
They say that when he's alone with the chickens --- he chokes them. How else do you think why KFC sells such tasty meat?
And it seems Frollo didn't want to go to another dimension - though three-eyed guy said he could see his parachute, so he's okay.
Captain Spaulding>Pimp Sanders.
The Quasi jail scene: "I moved with Pierre out of Paris. Here's your whistle. How's jail?"
The saddest thing about this? They could have gotten edgier by hanging Esmeralda and having Quasimodo starve to death by her corpse's side, but that just wouldn't have worked at all for them. Too much of a budget lol.
You know...
In medieval and late-medieval times animals WERE indeed valid witnesses in court. Also they were very offten accused of crimes, and had the same rights, (like for lawyers and stuff,) that humans had.
It makes no sense, what-so-ever, and i have absolutly no clue how any kind of statemant made by an animal holds up in court...
but yeah. Animals appeared (supprisingly frequently) in court.
Medieval people were dumb.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 rude
@@carlaghjruiz3287 It's true though. They were dumb as pig shit.
I am only 1:50 into this, and this is clearly going to be the most amazing Dingo picture OF THEM ALL! XD.
+Julia Kropp I'm at 1:48!!!
+Julia Kropp Just wait till Peter Pan.
Caddicarus looked into that one.
James Pollard
Doesn't mean that Phelous can't or won't.
+Just my channel. yeah, but I'm not entirely sure what else there is to say about it. I'm all for different critics doing the same material as long as they say something new or do it better.
"She put on a different outfit just to agree with herself"
Alexander Hamilton beat you to that years ago, starting his own newspaper just so he could use aliases to write positive commentaries on his own writing and also shit-talk the other founding fathers
what a guy
So, Quasi is ostracized for having bad acne, bags under his eyes, and a hunch, but no one bats an eyelash at the guy with two-noses at 10:36?
They prolly wouldn't bat an eye at the Three-Armed Man from Dingo Pocahontas, either.
I know this comment is old but I can’t see it, which character has two noses? I’m so confused lol
@@AngelicDesigns292 It's the guy who Phelous calls "Franken-Ernie's Monster".
@Chimerism101
Dingo's Fugitive in search of the Three Armed Man.
It does look like that.
Pierre is prettier than Esmeralda.
Maybe he's/she's a bifauxnen in drag.
Neither look very good anyway since they’re Dingo characters.
I'm frankly amazed they actually bothered to make a background that actually vaguely resembles Notre-Dame rather than use a generic building that they'd presumably have used in three other movies.
Hell, I'm amazed the characters aren't animals recycled from Lion and the King, Dino Adventures or Countryside Bears.
On the plus side, one thing I can give them up on the Golden Films version is that Quasimodo is actually grotesque... granted, so is everyone else because they can't be arsed to hire anyone who can actually draw but hey, points to them, still.
5:20 It's funny how Frollo becomes abbé of Notre Dame, when he's already Archdeacon. But the movie never actually calls it a promotion. It only says he *became* the abbé. Maybe he really did get demoted. 😆
LOL what the heck did he do to get himself demoted?
1:37 Wow, that's the most fluid animation I've seen in a Dingo production! Maybe this movie is an improvement?
1:46 Never mind...
They also have some fluid movement with their Jungle Book/Tarzan Ripoff.
No offence to your own creative skills, Phelous, but this cartoon looks like something you created yourself in a couple of hours on your computer.
Are you sure this thing is real?!?
+atomicdancer lolz
It's real
+atomicdancer . Yes, this abomination of animation is from a real company that was incredibly lazy and clearly not well funded.
"She walked straight, I walked straight, what a maze!"
OMG, it took me a while to understand that medieval beatnik. "Citizens of Paris, come ye all here, come ye all here. Vote for the Pope of Fools."
Why the hell is Bobby Hill hanging out with Frollo...
+John Smith That boy ain't right.
Deacon of the Hill.
Hey, I'll go wherever the damn hell I want.
John Smith Dingo pictures hank Hill demand did Peggy feed Bobby propane, not breast milk
Bob hill That’s my comment, I don’t know you
"I'll be damned! A one legged man chasing me on two LEGS?!" I honestly think thats the best line in the whole movie XD
From the thumbnail alone I question if the one before really was the worst.
+MforZorro | Movesets In a way, yes it was
I knew I shouldn't have watched this while experiencing stomach pain. Now it hurts even more from laughing so much.
Your picture is creepy.
Just wanna remind you that this is a thing
Most of The Hunchback of Notre Dame adaptations are sooo stupid.
+Jay Sherman (Annoying Phancakes) Disney's was the only adequate one, and even then they changed things. I guess it's the only version that wouldn't make Victor Hugo turn in his grave.
Thomas Manley My joke flew over your head I think.
.......... For you.
Jay Sherman Then please explain, I don't see any sort of joke in there. It's really just a fact.
Waboo saying most of the other animals are sooo stupid phrase has something to do with this...
Even if not as faithful to the book, I still prefer the Disney one over this. Still, this one was a riot! :D
+Zucca Xerfantes Yeah, more accurate doesn't always equal better.
Dunes8
Disney's Beauty and the Beast, being one example.
Though Hercules was *hurt* by the inaccuracies. Think of how awesome a movie based on the labours of Hercules would have been!
+Zucca Xerfantes
Probably would have been better, but Hercules is at least not terrible. Yeah, if they had done Beauty and the Beast faithfully, it wouldn't have been a good movie, it just wouldn't work.
+Zucca Xerfantes
Yep, its like Disney's Alice in Wonderland (1951) where it might not be the most accurate version, but by god it got the point across far better then anybody else has.
+Zucca Xerfantes
Oh man, I _hate_ Hercules because of all it's inaccuracies.
A lot of the anachronisms were stupid (the modern references were garbage, also apparently the Greeks used Roman Numerals before Rome existed? Enough of that, I could nitpick the hell out of that movie), but what _really_ bothered me was that they took a relatively unique ancient story and just forced it into the boring and tired "hero's journey" format. Not to mention, was I the only one who thought Hercules was whiny, childish and kind of a dick? Maybe that was the point, but he wasn't fun to watch.
(Also they could've at least made Hera the villain. I don't know why Hades gets shafted all the time)
I did read the book, back in high school, and I only remember bits and pieces of it, but I'm fairly sure the bells didn't make him deaf, he already was. I do remember fairly clearly a rather long segment of the book that went on for pages and pages, about how the bells were the only thing he COULD hear.
Is it just me or does dingo-verse Quasimodo look like the acne ridden Leper cousin of Chester A. Bum?
+TheArceusftw And he sounds like a Gumby from Monty Python.
+sillygrl23 "His hump glitters in the sun due to his sins!"
sillygrl23 TY. I'll be here all night ladies and goims!
So true.
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
You have no idea how hard I wanted this video.
When my depression is showing up now and again I return to this video for laughs. Thanks ❤
Glad it helps!
The unholy trinity is complete!
now all we need os the blood of a virgin whore to complete the ritual
Chad Boogo
And thus Nightmare Feddy will be resurrected again!
I say its time the white house will get a visit from Freddy fastbears pizzaria muahahahaha
+Katie Kunkler Goodtimes's Hunchback is still missing though
+Chad Boogo (Reportedcomet) It's Papa Time!
Pierre wants to be Djali's friend, but the goat thinks they "should be enemies."
Right... "friend" is what he wanted... But yeah the goat did want to be enemies.
"You is the pope of fools!" is not a meme. You have failed internet.
Dingo Pictures' Frollo spoke Lolcatz English before Lolcatz were invented.
'Mmmmmm, Quasimodo's hot, HOT body......'
I was laughing so hard at that line I had TEARS in my eyes. This is why I love your videos.
20:44 How awesome it would be if Dingo made their own version of the Passion? :'D
+MsDjessa HAHAHA!!! I would LOVE to see that!
Bridget Silver Or better yet. Tommy Wiseau doing a live action version where he plays Jesus.
Peter: "I will follow you to the very end my savior."
Jesus: Haha, what a funny story Marc."
Peter: "I'm not Marc I'm Peter, that's Marc over there."
And then Jesus on the cross: "I'm fed up with this world!"
You are an absolute genius! I hope you grace the filming industry someday. :D This idea for the Tommy Wiseau Passion made me laugh so hard that I cried.
Bridget Silver You're welcome. : 3
If Tommy Wiseau directed, wrote, and starred in a Jesus movie, I cannot even begin to imagine how royally he would screw up all the dramatic parts:
*Sermon on the Mount*
Wiseau: "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."
*Jesus Drives out the Money Changers*
Wiseau: "What, are you doing, what's going on here. I think you should leave right now Mark... My house will be called a house of prayer. But you are making it a den of thieves! Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world! Get out of my house... get out! Get out, get out, get out of my life."
(Wiseau awkwardly and nonchalantly destroys all the money stands. He picks up a TV and throws it out the temple window, while groaning like Dr. Frankenstein's monster. Finally it all calms down)
Wiseau: "Alright okay folks, everything fine, fight is over I'm sorry Mark"
*Jesus Heals Centurion's Servant*
Centurion: “Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof. But just say the word, and my servant will be healed. For I myself am a man under authority, with soldiers under me. I tell this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and that one, ‘Come,’ and he comes. I say to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.”
Wiseau: "It seems to me like your the EGGSPERT, centurion! That's the idea!"
*The Last Supper*
Saint Peter: "Lord, I am ready to go with you to prison and to death."
Wiseau: "I tell you, Peter, before the cock crows today, you will deny three times that you know me."
Later on, when Peter denies Jesus a third time, a sound can faintly be heard in the background:
"CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEP CHEEEEEP."
*Judas's betrayal and Jesus's Capture*
Wiseau: "How could you do this to me! I gave you 33 years of my life... I love you and I did anything for you to just save you. And now you betray me... with a kiss! How could you allow them? Arrgh!"
*Meeting Pontius Pilate*
Pilate: “Are You the King of the Jews?”
Wiseau: "That's me."
Pilate: "“Do you not hear how many things they testify against you?”
Wiseau: "I cannot tell you it's confidential."
Pilate: “Do you refuse to speak to me? Do you not know that I have authority to release you and authority to crucify you?”
Wiseau: "Ah ah ah, what a story Pilate. Anyway how's your sex life?" (awkward silence between Pilate, his wife, and Wiseau in the room)
Pilate: "What planet are you on?"
Wiseau: "Galilee."
Pilate: "(sighs) Someone send this man to Herod already!"
Wiseau: "Bye!"
This is actually one of the best dingo pictures movies! I love the animation and how they are not afraid to show how the other characters are not ugly. The reveal with Esmerelda was so shocking I almost cried. This is one of the best movies ever! Better then Infinity war, Star wars, and Wabbu!
17:08 that laugh, paired with that face, is priceless
I actually got excited when I saw this in my feed! I've been hoping you'd do this one.
The man at 27:54 appears to be then German chancellor Helmut Kohl, on his t-shirt is written Hannelore, the name of Kohl's wife. Everyone knows how much little kids love political humor in their cartoons. No idea if the guy next to him is supposed to be someone, though.
I guess it does kind of make sense that Dingo would make the most faithful adaptation of the story, it's pretty clearly shown that they haven't the slightest idea of how to write a story of their own.
Whenever I see films like this it makes me feel more confident about my own artwork!
I am sure you can do better than this.
In the story, Quasimodo was actually named as such after the day he was abandoned on, I think. In the movie, though, it means "half man". I don't think Dingo explained this but at least they kept in the part of the bells damaging his ears.
Yo!
What do you propose today?
Thick thighs or juicy breasts? ;)
21:43 "Seen here: An attempted ramming of a good friend."
Oh, so this takes place at Notre Dame University.
I think I woke my family up laughing like this in the middle of the night!
"YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS!" i am going to start using that on people XD
16:31 Wubum has one leg
16:33 Wubum has two legs
16:35: "I'll be damned, one-legged man is chasing me on two legs!"
The things you notice during rewatch
19:53 Tsk, tsk. Don't you mean "He ARE the Pope of Fools", Phelan? Really now.
I lost my shit at Phelous' face 9:50. That looked like some genuine shock and terror
I want the Nuns' screaming zooming faces on a 10 hours loop. This made me shit my pants from laughter
"Unless she gives me diamonds..... yes...."
The diamonds???
Muh Gawd!!!!
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