"I can't find my damned hairbrush!" "What the hell is going on here?!" "You'll get a damn good beating!" "Child murderer! Child murderer-r-r-r-r!" "My god!" Truly Dingo is the ultimate source for family-friendly entertainment, typed BrinaFlautist.
BrinaFlautist don’t forget “bastard” from Alladin & “shit” from the Wabuu & Mouse Police which also drops a “smartass” garble..... & “retarded” from Lord of the Jungle...& “molested” ala Anastasia....
@@WileyCylas To be fair, "Aladin" didn't say "that bastard!", he said "zett beschtidd!", which isn't actually a curse, just some mush-mouthed nonsense from a little Dutch kid that doesn't speak English.
"Quick, we need to think of a name for our ripoff of the AristoCats!" "I dunno.....Nice...Cats" "But that's worst name ever! You put no effort into it" "Have you SEEN our movies!" "Good point"
Man, this had almost as much of a point as the Countryside Bears. Also, I didn't know California looked like a third-grader's drawing of rural Germany.
"I want to get out of this place!" sounds like something all the Dingo characters say when they find out they're being reused in another crappy animated film. Except Wabuu; he just sits back and calls those animals stupid.
I like how all of these animation studios are gaining mascots from your reviews. Dingo has Waboo, Goodtimes has Old-man, Bevanfield has Ugly-son (mr rodent) and so on.
I thought it was good, even if I can't remember all the details. XD The animation was nice the colors where nice, I liked the two main leads even if, again i can't remember them much. That's what I remember most from it, I think for a kids film it did it's job decently enough.
Oh my gosh... _thank you Phelous!_ Nice Cats was the first Dingo Pictures movie I ever saw. My cheap grandparents bought it for us one Christmas and I remember the whole family (parents included) sitting down to watch it and wondering wtf this was. We had the Anastasia one too, but it wasn't until I found your videos years later that I realized what a truly cancerous abomination Dingo was. Thank you for all of these good times!!
Your Dingo Pictures reviews are my absolute favorite. Thank you for sitting through these horrible movies so you can make these hilarious reviews for us! 😁
Bevenfield are probably the cartoon company I dislike the most of the bunch Phelan reviews... Say what you want about Dingo, their work is terrible and crazy... but at least they aren't boring... well mostly.
Is it bad that I love the horrible 80s synth music? I love that with simple editing Phelous can very easily make his very own Dingo Cartoon with the reused animations/characters/backgrounds.
The saxophone was worse. They put it in so many softcore movies and thrillers, that whenever I hear a sax I can only think of a city skyline and a woman undressing
And it was Lot-- Liz who first commented a reply, to Lotus Prince's comment. And-- it wa-- The two fans owed it, to Phelous's clever commentary, for saving the movie for them.
24:38 "We don't want to buy anything." Of course, it's not just that cats can talk to humans in this universe, door-to-door feline salesmen are also a common thing.
The existence of an _Aristocats_ knockoff probably seems even more ironic to people who suspect _The Aristocats_ of ripping off an even older animated movie about French cats, _Gay Purr-ee_ .
Dingo probably made this because Aristocats was fairly popular in Germany, due to some similarities with Disney's Jungle Book (it had some of the same voice actors, had songs and was a child-friendly romance). I wonder why they never ripped off the Jungle Book, though...
*Mummy Pig falls into the bush* Narrator: Oh, no! Mummy Pig has just fallen into the bush! But he has that soothing british voice and it fits in with the general tone of the show, so it's all cool.
Y'know, I Actual Lee do remember a very brief period in the mid-90s where Aristocats was popular. I think it had just been released on home video, maybe even for the first time. But even then it wasn't super popular, I just remember people suddenly singing the "Everyone Wants to be a Cat" song, really. Even today, with Nostalgia babies pretending it's always been one of their favorite movies it seems like that's the only part anyone ever references. Damn.
I cant help but notice that Frozen "Fashion" knock off toys in the background there Phealous, I hope it pops up in Bootleg Zones! Does it come with a *damned hairbrush* ?
I don't know. Maybe the film is well-received over there too, or it could just be Marie that is adored? (Oh and, info on the manga I mentioned disney.wikia.com/wiki/Miriya_%26_Marie )
I have a theory about this movie: Lucy found out Charlie is seeing her mother behind her back and she became so heartbroken that she ran away and got adopted by the Captain Crunchbone who went to America in Pocahontas where she met and fell in love with Wabuu, hoping he will help her cope and forget.
omg! really? mom: "He reminds me of her father" and then daughter smiling amorously at him wtfffffff omg xD noo just no, no. no! i thought it was leading up to that WAS her father and she finally got to meet him after all this time or something. good gosh, nooooo!
Ah yes.......quite some time ago after watching some of Phelous's videos, I got curious about Dingo's other monstrosities and came across this one on RUclips and...... I hoped this day would come. XD Especially with the idea that the owner was so offended Lucy went missing that she quit the trip.
PixarShark Have you seen the Tarzan Rip off that was uploaded. The opening had me in hysterics, usual Dingo's opening with music etc, then suddenly....PLANE CRASH. It's unintentionally hilarious.
I haven't! XD I'm not sure if that one was on RUclips when I looked? Sounds fantastic though - I hope Phelous covers that one as well as Dingo's version of Balto. 😳 I was shocked that one even existed.
My... Golly Gosh... What was this movie? Was Ilona Straus doing all the voices of the characters? I'd never thought I'd say this, but more effort was put into the Dingo movies after Nice Cats... Now excuse me while I hunt other animals like Herakles.
Tommy Deonauth's Archives I don't know what I dislike more: something bland but moderately competent like Goodtimes Hercules, or hilariously inept animated monstrosities like Nice Cats! I think it is the former, I rather choke to death from laughter than hanging myself from the sheer boredom... At least I'd die happy!😀
I saw this and started to cheer to the heaven! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ME! THANK YOU PHELOUS! As for the Aristicats itself, it was made during what would consider the 'dark' ages of Disney after the death of Walt but the fact that it was able to make its money back is considered good. I actually enjoyed the movie and the style used for it. Some may call it messy but the setting as well as the jazz sound track is what makes it pop. As well as that, Marie has become sort of the Hello Kitty to Disney as she became MASSIVELY popular as a mascot decades after this movie came out. So much so they that usually forget about fucking Toulouse and Berlioz. I mean, fuck. They just RECENTLY got their Tsum Tsums while Marie has been a part of the line for YEARS. Now going on to NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE CAAAAAATS. It honestly feels like most of the plot was taken from Lady and the Tramp, most importantly the part after Lady is muzzled and gets lost in the city only to be helped by Tramp. They even have the fucking dining scene ala Lady and the Tramp as well in this though the whole 'cats get lost and then returned to their home' is a massive theme in Aristicats as well though there was another act concerning Edgar (the butler) trying to get rid of them AGAIN to send them to Africa and the whole final fight was against him and the jazz cats. Imagine the fight....animated Dingo style. YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED. 6:58 ....What.....the FUCK was that?
Personally, I feel Dingo should have probably stuck with their old style. I mean, at least they could have the excuse of having a cute "gimmick" of wanting to give the feel of a mother telling a story to a child, what wouldnt be terrible for a children movie. I still wouldnt compare then to Disne, but it would have been a cute gimmick. EDIT: Not to mention, is it just me, or despite having exactly one voice actor on this film, the voice actress actually puts more emotion then in later films?
When I see a new one of these in my sidebar, regardless of what I'm watching or doing I click it in sheer joy, and its dingo to top it off! thank you phelan
I always keep confusing Aristocats and Lady and the Tramp - despite the latter being about dogs, both have the same plot of highbreed girl falling for the poor guy - or so I assume. I don't know whether I saw one or the other or both, I was young when it happened.
ChaosSandwhich I knew Dingo made a lot of shit back in the day, but I didn't know they ripped that one, too! Also I'm not familiar with Tarzan at all... I know who he is and all but I don't think I ever watched something Tarzan related. Aside from parodies and similar things like George of the Jungle...
anik monette Tarzan was pretty big for a while, had a TV series that was surprisingly good for a Disney spin off. I think I liked it more than the film itself in many regards. Had this insane French Foreign Legion officer who had a bit of a vendetta against the main cast for various reasons. Infamous for its slightly out of place Phil Collins soundtrack though.
7:11 Mah god Dingo what the hell is wrong with you? Straighten up or you'll get a damn good beating...... for youuuuuuuuuuuu. 7:48 Do my eyes deceive me or is that the cursor for the mouse left over from the DVD transfer on the bottom right corner? Congratulations Dingo for creating the animated equivalent of a boom mike shot. (later on) Oh never mind, I nearly gave Dingo credit for coming up with something original.
I always loved the title of this Dingo Pictures movie because it does not sound like a real title for a movie. It sounds more like someone trying to give a compliment to his friend's felines when he can't think of anything else to say. "Oh they're... uh... nice cats?" Also, I want "I can't find my _damn_ hairbrush" to be a meme.
9:56 I like how the birds' Twitter account will never return to it's full fuctioning. 😆 I enjoy re-watching your videos, Phelous! I always find something new that makes me laugh! ✨️❤️
Well, he did start reviewing way more cartoons after it was revealed he was dead the whole time and he accepted his fate. Remember the Aladdin review right after Jacob's Ladder?
I guess my cat is then, even though she scoots her butt around on the carpet, gets big dingleberries, & has really bad breath that smells like rotten tuna & rotting anus
Little did ANY of us know, "I can't find my Damn Hair Brush" would quickly become THE signature Dingo catch phrase. No wonder Wabuu likes her so much. He's the company mascot, she's got the company quote. They're a better fit than I thought.
The POLISH version? You really go the extra mile with your reviews.... I would never touch that, and I'm.... ya know... Niechaj niebiosa zlitują się nad tobą Phelan, bo nie zasłużyłeś na to, aby cierpieć oglądając polski dubbing tak strasznej produkcji.
Also, the german title of the book "Tiere im Labor" means "animals at the lab" in English - which is only a little less creepy than "Dr Jekyll in labor". You asked for it, Phelous, you asked for it...
According to the title, these are well-behaved rather than nice cats, though I'm astonished the creative minds at Dingo even managed a halfway accurate translation.
I think rather than getting captured by a cat catcher, the movie should have had Lucy fall into a river and go several miles downstream before being rescued by Charlie. That way, it would make better sense for Lucy's family to presume her to be dead and leave her behind.
Oh my God!!! This is the cartoon I saw many many years ago in a clothing store when I was four!!! I found it!!! I finally found it!!! The search, I can finally forget it!!!
Tiere im Labor is lab animals... possibly written by Dr Jekyll... is Dr. Jekyll real in this continuity and randomly taking cats from the pound for his teasing-to-death experiments? is one of them the cat from that awkward Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cartoon you reviewed, then? I thought that was a different company.
22:00 ÆKCHUALLY, *_to be fair,_* Wüschel probably meant meat _trimmings._ Even if Super Mario Cooker isn't cutting meat off of freshly-butchered animals, there'd still have been little bits that didn't get used in the food (meat on the bone, fat, etc.).
To be fair to Dingo, the Aristocats were relaunched in the 90s as part of the Disney Renaissance and had a major VHS launch.. I remember because I was there and obsessed with everything Aristicats related.
So I'm really curious... Has anybody ever actually seen any Dingo movies as a kid or just outside of RUclips without context? If so, how did you come across it and what was your reaction?
I've actually experienced the horror first hand. Many years ago, my parents gave me a video for my birthday present, I guess I was around 8 or 9, it had a prince and a horse and a princess with a sword on the cover and the word "Camelot" in the title, and I was so happy that they'd bought the movie Quest for Camelot for me. Now Quest for Camelot isn't a great classic on par with Disney, but it had good animation and a few catchy songs. So imagine my horror when we started watching the video and saw the Dingo Pictures monstrosity instead. To make matters worse, this version had a horribly dubbed live-action sequence with an old man in a hideous wizard outfit as framing device. My parents stared in confusion and disbelief at what they'd bought while I was heartbroken and felt like my parents had betrayed me. Now I want to see Phelous give that piece of trash movie what it deserves!
Dayonder Productions I watch a lot of RUclips videos without context. Some of them I only regret watching once I do add context to what I just watched... And that's why I have unsubscribed from Josh's channel.
I appreciate all your uploads, but the animated ripoffs are why I watch you; and when it's Dingo, it's like Christmas Morning! AND THIS WAS FANTASTIC. I just love how Dingo not only has blatant swearing in these movies, but also works their creepy sexual fetishes into the background, or narrators, or playing fields. Speaking of creepy sexual content, Wabu and ripoff Marie, WTF? I don't remember that from "Pocahontas" (no surprise, as that ripoff is one of Dingo's less memorable), but she's CLEARLY a kitten! I could maybe buy Wabu being a teenager (though really I think he's closer to 40 and having a midlife crisis) but either way, he's now a pedophile raccoon. Which isn't too much of a shock, but it takes Wabu's degeneracy to new levels. Charlie reminding Loraine of Lucy's father has some unsettling implications of half-sibling incest, but along with the pedophilia that works just fine for Dingo I guess.
I'd say having a character scream CHILD MURDER! over and over again is inappropriate for a kids movie, but then again, I don't work for Dingo pictures. And that's still pretty tame compared to the BDSM ducks in Animal Soccer World. 0_0
I shudder to think what would happen if dingo tried to make their own theme park to knock off disney world xp Waboo: come to dingo land, the most adequate place on earth! Hunt for diamonds in the jungle desert with king MAGAWD! Escape the volcano with the ottersaurus and pedodactyl! Go to notre dame for a chance to be the pope of fools! Most of our guests are sooo stupid! >:D Awe geeze, if their cartoons were this awkward and weird, can you imagine how terrifying the character suits would be!!! D8
"This narration reminds me of Thomas the Tank Engine," said Thomas thoughtfully.
The ones in Thomas and Peppa pig are both annoying
It was time for Phelous to leave. He had seen everything.
At least Thomas has the excuse of having faces that don't move. Peppa has less of an excuse than Nice Cats.
@@dragonempress8367 "Thomas had never seen so much bullshit before."
@@dragonempress8367 I AGREE 👍💯
"You've made me so mad that I don't even look like the same character!" That one absolutely killed me
I sometimes still use that bit in tense conversations to lighten the mood.
"I can't find my damned hairbrush!"
"What the hell is going on here?!"
"You'll get a damn good beating!"
"Child murderer! Child murderer-r-r-r-r!"
"My god!"
Truly Dingo is the ultimate source for family-friendly entertainment, typed BrinaFlautist.
BrinaFlautist don’t forget “bastard” from Alladin & “shit” from the Wabuu & Mouse Police which also drops a “smartass” garble..... & “retarded” from Lord of the Jungle...& “molested” ala Anastasia....
molested was also in hunchback
@@WileyCylas To be fair, "Aladin" didn't say "that bastard!", he said "zett beschtidd!", which isn't actually a curse, just some mush-mouthed nonsense from a little Dutch kid that doesn't speak English.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Dingo Iago said Bastard though.
Also, the N-word is used in the Swedish dub of Wabuu.
"Quick, we need to think of a name for our ripoff of the AristoCats!"
"I dunno.....Nice...Cats"
"But that's worst name ever! You put no effort into it"
"Have you SEEN our movies!"
"Good point"
Jesse Mackinnon Aristocraps would be a more fitting name.
@@Ratciclefan true
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Gator Shark08
I seriously doubt any of the dingo executives are that self aware and any that are are either retired, fired, or dead
Maybe if that was translated into German it would be a bit more accurate.
"Because it's so difficult to get a cat to sleep" As a cat owner, I just CRIED of laughter with this comment
"Now it makes sense why bobbing a head up and down equals laughing in the Dingo Universe, because they explained it here."
*GREAT CONTINUITY*
Garrett Carter piiiyy
Ok, next time I laugh in public I'm gonna bob my head up and down.
I love how Phelous puts more effort into his Dingo skits then Dingo puts into their own products.
JBlask I put more effort each time I take a shit...
She can't find her damned hairbrush!?
What the hell is going on here? I'm about to give this movie a damn good beating! MY GOD!
Thatneslper said angrily.
White Dragon The cat in the Wabuu movie mumbled "shit" to himself if that's any consolation.
"THAT BASTARD", Aladin said, with a huge smile plastered on his face
Charlie dumped Lucy after she gave birth to a litter of Wabuuminations.
You win
mah gawd!
Wabuu' s a baby daddy??!!
I doubt he pays child support....
Cat Santos Sure! Their illegitimate rackitten is named Wabuucy.
Waboo vs. Rocket Raccoon: I can just see it happen...
"Any last words, Waboo?"
"You're gun is sooooooooo stupid"
Wish I was the hecatonchires so that I could give this a hundred thumbs up.
Man, this had almost as much of a point as the Countryside Bears. Also, I didn't know California looked like a third-grader's drawing of rural Germany.
Well Dingo is located in Germany so....
"I want to get out of this place!" sounds like something all the Dingo characters say when they find out they're being reused in another crappy animated film. Except Wabuu; he just sits back and calls those animals stupid.
I like how all of these animation studios are gaining mascots from your reviews. Dingo has Waboo, Goodtimes has Old-man, Bevanfield has Ugly-son (mr rodent) and so on.
I actualy remember watching the aristicats quite a lot as a kid. Can't remember much that HAPPENED in the movie though. XD
Black Star of Star Clan Mainly because... It's not as good as other Disney animated Features...
+Tommy Deonauth's Archives
Yeah, but it's not terrible either. It's....in-between.
I loved The Aristocats! ^__^
I distinctly remember the geese who showed up at one point to try and teach O'Malley how to swim, and who almost drown him in the process.
I thought it was good, even if I can't remember all the details. XD The animation was nice the colors where nice, I liked the two main leads even if, again i can't remember them much. That's what I remember most from it, I think for a kids film it did it's job decently enough.
Finally, a return to Damn Hell Valley.
That's where the Dingo knock off of Back to the Future is set.
Doug Glassman Don't you mean...
*🎶Damn* *Hell* *U.S.A.!🎶*
MY GAWD!
Another masterpiece from the Dingo collection.
As Always I'm looking forward to Phelous's review of The Toys Room.
I rewatch this regularly just to hear "I can't find my damn hair brush"
Oh my gosh... _thank you Phelous!_ Nice Cats was the first Dingo Pictures movie I ever saw. My cheap grandparents bought it for us one Christmas and I remember the whole family (parents included) sitting down to watch it and wondering wtf this was. We had the Anastasia one too, but it wasn't until I found your videos years later that I realized what a truly cancerous abomination Dingo was. Thank you for all of these good times!!
goldenmelody722 grandparents are the core targets of Dingo Pictures & all of these other mockbuster companies 🙌🏼😹
"Don't you mean 'GoodTimes'?" Chimerism101 typed in attempted wit.
Did.....did they intentionally write the Lucy character to fall for a guy who looks like her father ?
That's not making it worse or anything.
Paging Dr. Freud~
Guess cats can have daddy issues
*And* her mother
Probably not...
Magod!
Your Dingo Pictures reviews are my absolute favorite. Thank you for sitting through these horrible movies so you can make these hilarious reviews for us! 😁
drugs, I imagine... I mean, they're hilariously bad, so I can see weed making the experience a lot better
doan2300 Alcohol definitely makes it hilarious to me...
Bevenfield are probably the cartoon company I dislike the most of the bunch Phelan reviews... Say what you want about Dingo, their work is terrible and crazy... but at least they aren't boring... well mostly.
Is it bad that I love the horrible 80s synth music?
I love that with simple editing Phelous can very easily make his very own Dingo Cartoon with the reused animations/characters/backgrounds.
The saxophone was worse. They put it in so many softcore movies and thrillers, that whenever I hear a sax I can only think of a city skyline and a woman undressing
Funny, I've got a soft spot for both
so this is the origin of phelous cabin fever dingo pictures remake ... it all makes pancakes now :3
It's actually pretty catchy. At least it's not the boinging looped track in the EastWest dub of Wabuu.
nah it's so dang catchy XD
Nice video, said Lotus Prince, who is one of Phelous's fans.
And it was Lot-- Liz who first commented a reply, to Lotus Prince's comment. And-- it wa-- The two fans owed it, to Phelous's clever commentary, for saving the movie for them.
You remember the evil butler who drugged the cats and then tried to drown them?
Just wait til i catch you in a dark corner, you'll get a damn good beating
Shut up, little cat!
But don't forget that the Salmon are mine....you know.
Another DAMNED Dingo cartoon?!
geardog24 Can I go back to Burbank?
"What the HELL is going on here?!"
I swear they've done ripoffs of every single animated movie out there by now. What next, a Dingo Pictures Titanic movie?
Gertrud Bondesson Well... Something Awful did do a Dingo Pictures parody based on the Titanic.
Phelan seriously needs to review _Toys_ already or _Toys Story_ as it's been known.
24:38 "We don't want to buy anything."
Of course, it's not just that cats can talk to humans in this universe, door-to-door feline salesmen are also a common thing.
"breathing was difficult for many people, as the air was very stuffy"
my first thought was the Airzone Solution
The existence of an _Aristocats_ knockoff probably seems even more ironic to people who suspect _The Aristocats_ of ripping off an even older animated movie about French cats, _Gay Purr-ee_ .
I wouldn't go as far to say rip-off.... just a bit similar (though haven't seen that movie in years..... might still have VHS of it)
Shhhh. Hold your tongue lest ye incur the wrath of the Mouseketeers.
Dingo probably made this because Aristocats was fairly popular in Germany, due to some similarities with Disney's Jungle Book (it had some of the same voice actors, had songs and was a child-friendly romance).
I wonder why they never ripped off the Jungle Book, though...
@Anxious Boi quick someone contact YMS!
Wait huh?
About the patronising narrator joke..All I can say is..Peppa Pig fits what you're talking about perfectly.
Ah nah, that narrator was never this "this is what just happened a few seconds ago you little dumbasses" patronising.
Caddicarus agrees with you
Don't kid yourself Red Rodri - YES HE IS.
*Mummy Pig falls into the bush*
Narrator: Oh, no! Mummy Pig has just fallen into the bush!
But he has that soothing british voice and it fits in with the general tone of the show, so it's all cool.
Michael Seravello A Caddicarus comments in a Phelous video?
Anyone else assume that Charlie would turn out to be Lucy's missing father until he started hitting on her?
Phelous just defaults to sarcasm naturally and it makes these reviews even better.
Y'know, I Actual Lee do remember a very brief period in the mid-90s where Aristocats was popular. I think it had just been released on home video, maybe even for the first time. But even then it wasn't super popular, I just remember people suddenly singing the "Everyone Wants to be a Cat" song, really. Even today, with Nostalgia babies pretending it's always been one of their favorite movies it seems like that's the only part anyone ever references.
Damn.
It's really the only part worth remembering
Me and my brother watched this and were in hysterics. Thanks Phelous
You watched the actual film!?
I love how Phelous' Dingo edits are so much more like actual quality cartoons then the actual product.
I cant help but notice that Frozen "Fashion" knock off toys in the background there Phealous, I hope it pops up in Bootleg Zones! Does it come with a *damned hairbrush* ?
Ok I can't be the only person who finds the "You look like my dead husband/son/mother" lines to be off putting, at least in a romantic context.
Nionivek standards are not something that Dingo swears by
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud!
@@crimsondynamo615Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!
The dead husband isn’t so bad; I mean it’s kind of pathetic but it doesn’t raise any colored flags
Funnily enough, Marie is very popular in Japan, and there's a manga based on her.
It probably has to do with her being a cute kitten, and cats being incredibly loved over there.
I don't know. Maybe the film is well-received over there too, or it could just be Marie that is adored?
(Oh and, info on the manga I mentioned disney.wikia.com/wiki/Miriya_%26_Marie )
Mateta14
Holy shit that’s weird.
Well, the Kawaii culture idolizes Stitch & friends too & pretty much any adorable animated critter 😻😻💕
@@WileyCylas Well, Lilo and Stitch were wonderful characters with unique personalities (especially Lilo).
Marie... not so much xD but yeah she is cute
I have a theory about this movie: Lucy found out Charlie is seeing her mother behind her back and she became so heartbroken that she ran away and got adopted by the Captain Crunchbone who went to America in Pocahontas where she met and fell in love with Wabuu, hoping he will help her cope and forget.
And she fell into a time portal sometime in between those events.
@@theultimatememelord5494 And space portal too, since she went from America to Englad and then backwards.
@@shimyku7820 But then she fell through another time portal and joined the Bremen Town musicians.
At least this version doesn't have a Siamese Cat with a Chinese stereotype personality. Only because Dingo can only afford 3 voice actors.
+wstine79
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.
Being lazy always wins out in the end.
wstine79 Actually... There was only one voice actor in Nice Kats...
Chinese stereotype iirc. Come to think of it, that character was fairly pointless in the song he popped up in.
wstine79 Just a stereotyped mini Chinese man
Watch the Japanese dub of that scene, it's bizarre
I know I clicked on a review of the Dingo knockoff ,but Phelan’s re-cap of the Aristocats is superb
The orange cat on the box has seen the end times.
"The orange cat on the box has seen Dingo Pictures' movies." Fixed that for you.
BloodrealmX
No no no. He’s just realized he’s in a Dingo pictures movie and flat out died on the inside and wants to die literally now too.
omg! really? mom: "He reminds me of her father" and then daughter smiling amorously at him wtfffffff omg xD noo just no, no. no! i thought it was leading up to that WAS her father and she finally got to meet him after all this time or something. good gosh, nooooo!
"this video had me laughing my ass off" Later said in a jovial voice while still chuckling as he continued the review, watching it.
This line delivery is the voice acting equivalent of not using punctuation
Also those cat slurping noises is some asmr shit right there.
I'd say Phelous is getting quite obsessed with Dingo Pictures at this point. MY GOD!
GunvorPlays Yep... It's not done!
Are these backgrounds drawn with magic marker?
No. I don't think they could afford magic markers. It's probably old crayons. It looks like they got kindergarten kids to draw it.lol
And then they used a few dried up felt pens for good measure. And the characters look like they were drawn in MS Paint with a mouse and keyboard.
they conned a kindergarden into doing it for them with the promise that it would be featured in a movie.
RoseArt crayons, even. Like coloring with a candle.
They're drawn with the tears of children and paint.
The dance music and ‘I can’t find my DAMN hairbrush’ is my favourite part🤣
And of course Narrator Phelous 😜
wow i managed to rewatch this once again on the exact upload date :D
Ah yes.......quite some time ago after watching some of Phelous's videos, I got curious about Dingo's other monstrosities and came across this one on RUclips and...... I hoped this day would come. XD Especially with the idea that the owner was so offended Lucy went missing that she quit the trip.
PixarShark Have you seen the Tarzan Rip off that was uploaded.
The opening had me in hysterics, usual Dingo's opening with music etc, then suddenly....PLANE CRASH. It's unintentionally hilarious.
I haven't! XD I'm not sure if that one was on RUclips when I looked? Sounds fantastic though - I hope Phelous covers that one as well as Dingo's version of Balto. 😳 I was shocked that one even existed.
11:47
Note to self: don't drink coffee when listening to Phelous' reviews. Saved my keyboard this time, but next time...
Holy cow🤣
Driving a convertible on the highway for even two hours will make you feel so wind blasted and dehydrated. 40 hours would kill you
My... Golly Gosh... What was this movie? Was Ilona Straus doing all the voices of the characters? I'd never thought I'd say this, but more effort was put into the Dingo movies after Nice Cats... Now excuse me while I hunt other animals like Herakles.
I honestly can't tell either Dingo Pictures female voice actress apart.
NO! YOU CAN NOT HUNT OTHER ANIMALS. IT'S NOT DONE.
FireBlast Studios Thank you for that.
Tommy Deonauth's Archives I don't know what I dislike more: something bland but moderately competent like Goodtimes Hercules, or hilariously inept animated monstrosities like Nice Cats! I think it is the former, I rather choke to death from laughter than hanging myself from the sheer boredom... At least I'd die happy!😀
@Fireblast Studios YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. *inhales* FUUUUCK. (8
I saw this and started to cheer to the heaven! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ME! THANK YOU PHELOUS!
As for the Aristicats itself, it was made during what would consider the 'dark' ages of Disney after the death of Walt but the fact that it was able to make its money back is considered good. I actually enjoyed the movie and the style used for it. Some may call it messy but the setting as well as the jazz sound track is what makes it pop. As well as that, Marie has become sort of the Hello Kitty to Disney as she became MASSIVELY popular as a mascot decades after this movie came out. So much so they that usually forget about fucking Toulouse and Berlioz. I mean, fuck. They just RECENTLY got their Tsum Tsums while Marie has been a part of the line for YEARS.
Now going on to NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE CAAAAAATS. It honestly feels like most of the plot was taken from Lady and the Tramp, most importantly the part after Lady is muzzled and gets lost in the city only to be helped by Tramp. They even have the fucking dining scene ala Lady and the Tramp as well in this though the whole 'cats get lost and then returned to their home' is a massive theme in Aristicats as well though there was another act concerning Edgar (the butler) trying to get rid of them AGAIN to send them to Africa and the whole final fight was against him and the jazz cats.
Imagine the fight....animated Dingo style. YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED.
6:58 ....What.....the FUCK was that?
This movie is the best book I’ve ever watched.
Personally, I feel Dingo should have probably stuck with their old style. I mean, at least they could have the excuse of having a cute "gimmick" of wanting to give the feel of a mother telling a story to a child, what wouldnt be terrible for a children movie. I still wouldnt compare then to Disne, but it would have been a cute gimmick. EDIT: Not to mention, is it just me, or despite having exactly one voice actor on this film, the voice actress actually puts more emotion then in later films?
Dado Bojart they probably ran out of $...
That narrator voice is actually really relaxing, though.
When I see a new one of these in my sidebar, regardless of what I'm watching or doing I click it in sheer joy, and its dingo to top it off! thank you phelan
I always keep confusing Aristocats and Lady and the Tramp - despite the latter being about dogs, both have the same plot of highbreed girl falling for the poor guy - or so I assume. I don't know whether I saw one or the other or both, I was young when it happened.
True!
But in Aristocats at least something happens. Lady and the Tramp has little to no plot :'D
Please do a review of Dingo's Tarzan rip off, the plane crash opening is a thing of terrible beauty.
Dear gods that sounds amazing
TrueGent 10 I don't know, He's seen a lot of shit , but that could break phelous's remaining sanity!
Ah who am I kidding, we thrive on his misery!
ChaosSandwhich I knew Dingo made a lot of shit back in the day, but I didn't know they ripped that one, too!
Also I'm not familiar with Tarzan at all... I know who he is and all but I don't think I ever watched something Tarzan related. Aside from parodies and similar things like George of the Jungle...
anik monette Tarzan was pretty big for a while, had a TV series that was surprisingly good for a Disney spin off. I think I liked it more than the film itself in many regards. Had this insane French Foreign Legion officer who had a bit of a vendetta against the main cast for various reasons.
Infamous for its slightly out of place Phil Collins soundtrack though.
You were right by the way, that plane crash *was* a thing of terrible beauty
Oh, sweet baby Phelous, why must you suffer so much for our enjoyment?? You are a modern day Job.
7:11 Mah god Dingo what the hell is wrong with you? Straighten up or you'll get a damn good beating...... for youuuuuuuuuuuu.
7:48 Do my eyes deceive me or is that the cursor for the mouse left over from the DVD transfer on the bottom right corner? Congratulations Dingo for creating the animated equivalent of a boom mike shot. (later on) Oh never mind, I nearly gave Dingo credit for coming up with something original.
Dingo Pictures is sooooo stuuuuupiiiid...Heh heh heh heh.
„Die Wuschel!“
Meh, still not as bad compared to the bug walking on the camera in the Pocahontas one
Kevin Cornelius that bug was my favorite character
I always loved the title of this Dingo Pictures movie because it does not sound like a real title for a movie. It sounds more like someone trying to give a compliment to his friend's felines when he can't think of anything else to say. "Oh they're... uh... nice cats?"
Also, I want "I can't find my _damn_ hairbrush" to be a meme.
10:29 Misses MacDonald's straight busta
9:56 I like how the birds' Twitter account will never return to it's full fuctioning. 😆
I enjoy re-watching your videos, Phelous! I always find something new that makes me laugh! ✨️❤️
Phelous is cursed to review Disney knock offs for the rest of his life .
Or... bear with it... this is Hell... and watching Phelan watching awful movies is our eternal punishment
Well, he did start reviewing way more cartoons after it was revealed he was dead the whole time and he accepted his fate. Remember the Aladdin review right after Jacob's Ladder?
Nathaniel Foga That's the true horror!
Akos Barati How is it OUR punishment?
Akos Barati The most pleasant punishment for all of us!
14:07 the cat got so mad that she grew a traced face from angry characters in e.g. The Sword in the Stone.
That cat don't want the Wart for his squire.
Love the "FanTA͉̹̺̝̣͑̓͆ͦͪS̛̝̙̈́̈́ͬ̂ͧ̃tic!" in the subtitle @18:22. Brilliant!
20:11 *_REVIEW INTERRUPTING BEAR!_*
I guess my cat isn’t dignified since he drinks out of the toilet.
Does your cat think it's a dog?
Brother Malachai Maybe, he plays fetch as well. ruclips.net/video/N9cz1SATPkM/видео.html
Heidi Fedor My cat used to do that as well. Lol
Heidi Fedor My cats do that as well, but they'll drink out of everything, even from the bath when I'm in it...
I guess my cat is then, even though she scoots her butt around on the carpet, gets big dingleberries, & has really bad breath that smells like rotten tuna & rotting anus
Guess I shouldn't be surprised that the female cat from the Janis movie is "male."
"a friend of ours was run over"
"tHaT dOeSN't sOuNd tOo goOd"
A new Dingo Pictures review?
MAH GO-LLY GEE WILIKERS!
AnonJl1 GOLLY GOSH!
A new Phelous video *MY GOD*!!
AnonJl1 WHAT?! YOU DARE!
ZAITUNE OIL!!!
Your father the black panther is your father?!?!
Think they're trying to rip off Lady and the Tramp 2 as well with cat catcher bit?
HotPinkGeek this movie is from the mid-nineties. LatT2 was from the early 2000s.
Nah, probably the original Lady and the Tramp.
I don't think they can afford to own any Disney movies....
You totaly can make the trip from San Fransico to Acapulco in a single afternoon. You just need to drive far faster then the speedlimit :P
(Yes. I know that most cars physicly can't drive that fast, it's a joke.)
Jeroen van Wees You can fly to the moon in an afternoon too if you fly really fast in a spaceship.
Little did ANY of us know, "I can't find my Damn Hair Brush" would quickly become THE signature Dingo catch phrase. No wonder Wabuu likes her so much. He's the company mascot, she's got the company quote. They're a better fit than I thought.
Hey Phelous
Nice cats
Jesus, man!
More like “potty mouth cats”! Yes!
The POLISH version? You really go the extra mile with your reviews.... I would never touch that, and I'm.... ya know...
Niechaj niebiosa zlitują się nad tobą Phelan, bo nie zasłużyłeś na to, aby cierpieć oglądając polski dubbing tak strasznej produkcji.
Też mnie to zaskoczyło xD
FarelForever Speak it in Anglo-Saxon, commie!
Commie? Sir, are you from the past? ... (actually I'd love to see the polish version of this piece of crap and know who commissioned it)
Also, the german title of the book "Tiere im Labor" means "animals at the lab" in English - which is only a little less creepy than "Dr Jekyll in labor". You asked for it, Phelous, you asked for it...
According to the title, these are well-behaved rather than nice cats, though I'm astonished the creative minds at Dingo even managed a halfway accurate translation.
More like “Potty Mouth Cats”! Yes!
I got a dog food commercial before this video
Sailor Italy I got an Arby's commercial.
Sailor Italy HOLY F u C k
Lucky, I got the Sonic commercial...fml
Sailor Italy I didn’t get an ad.
Update I just got an ad. This kid blew on a Trumpet to summon alpacas.
Sailor Italy was it made of 20% pork?
YES!! My life comes to a full stop for Phelous’ animation reviews! ❤️😍❤️
Phelous's summary of The Aristicats was perfect. Good job.
I think rather than getting captured by a cat catcher, the movie should have had Lucy fall into a river and go several miles downstream before being rescued by Charlie. That way, it would make better sense for Lucy's family to presume her to be dead and leave her behind.
I can't believe it has taken me so long to realise you have a new Dingo review. Been dying for this one *pours drink and lights up smoke*
here we go again
11:06 “‘SHUT UP!!!’ Mrs. McDonald yelled in a murderous rage as she killed them all.”
I think you're my new favourite human. Subscribed!
I attempt to have a social life ONE TIME and Phelous uploads a dingo review while I was out?!
Glad I'm never making THAT mistake again!
"FanTAStic!"
How could Phelan not comment on that? My ears almost got blown out, RIP headphone users.
Oh my God!!!
This is the cartoon I saw many many years ago in a clothing store when I was four!!!
I found it!!!
I finally found it!!!
The search, I can finally forget it!!!
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW THEY USED DINGO MOVIES FOR THAT
Tiere im Labor is lab animals... possibly written by Dr Jekyll... is Dr. Jekyll real in this continuity and randomly taking cats from the pound for his teasing-to-death experiments? is one of them the cat from that awkward Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde cartoon you reviewed, then? I thought that was a different company.
A review on a movie about cats and phealous wear a garfield's t shirt x)
22:00 ÆKCHUALLY, *_to be fair,_* Wüschel probably meant meat _trimmings._ Even if Super Mario Cooker isn't cutting meat off of freshly-butchered animals, there'd still have been little bits that didn't get used in the food (meat on the bone, fat, etc.).
But they didn’t learn their scales and their arpeggios!
This is better than the 2019 Cats movie
I vividly remember these movies running in the childrens section of my local H&M and I swear, my mind was fucking blown when I found these reviews
To be fair to Dingo, the Aristocats were relaunched in the 90s as part of the Disney Renaissance and had a major VHS launch.. I remember because I was there and obsessed with everything Aristicats related.
Phalous thank u for making me laugh, you put in a lot of work in your videos and it shows, thank u for all your efforts.
12:21 Slurping? Dear narrator, that's clearly the sound of wet farts!
12:01 - Yeah; what you never read "Dr. Jekyll in Labor?" It's a classic!
So I'm really curious...
Has anybody ever actually seen any Dingo movies as a kid or just outside of RUclips without context? If so, how did you come across it and what was your reaction?
I've actually experienced the horror first hand. Many years ago, my parents gave me a video for my birthday present, I guess I was around 8 or 9, it had a prince and a horse and a princess with a sword on the cover and the word "Camelot" in the title, and I was so happy that they'd bought the movie Quest for Camelot for me. Now Quest for Camelot isn't a great classic on par with Disney, but it had good animation and a few catchy songs. So imagine my horror when we started watching the video and saw the Dingo Pictures monstrosity instead. To make matters worse, this version had a horribly dubbed live-action sequence with an old man in a hideous wizard outfit as framing device. My parents stared in confusion and disbelief at what they'd bought while I was heartbroken and felt like my parents had betrayed me.
Now I want to see Phelous give that piece of trash movie what it deserves!
Gertrud, that is so sad. :(
And if there's any justice in this world, he shall.
Gertrud Bondesson My God.
Dayonder Productions I watch a lot of RUclips videos without context. Some of them I only regret watching once I do add context to what I just watched... And that's why I have unsubscribed from Josh's channel.
I appreciate all your uploads, but the animated ripoffs are why I watch you; and when it's Dingo, it's like Christmas Morning! AND THIS WAS FANTASTIC.
I just love how Dingo not only has blatant swearing in these movies, but also works their creepy sexual fetishes into the background, or narrators, or playing fields. Speaking of creepy sexual content, Wabu and ripoff Marie, WTF? I don't remember that from "Pocahontas" (no surprise, as that ripoff is one of Dingo's less memorable), but she's CLEARLY a kitten! I could maybe buy Wabu being a teenager (though really I think he's closer to 40 and having a midlife crisis) but either way, he's now a pedophile raccoon. Which isn't too much of a shock, but it takes Wabu's degeneracy to new levels.
Charlie reminding Loraine of Lucy's father has some unsettling implications of half-sibling incest, but along with the pedophilia that works just fine for Dingo I guess.
I'd say having a character scream CHILD MURDER! over and over again is inappropriate for a kids movie, but then again, I don't work for Dingo pictures. And that's still pretty tame compared to the BDSM ducks in Animal Soccer World. 0_0
Dear god, the dom-ducks were the funniest thing Dingo has churned out yet. I can' t wait to see Phelous's take on that atrocity of a movie.
I shudder to think what would happen if dingo tried to make their own theme park to knock off disney world xp
Waboo: come to dingo land, the most adequate place on earth! Hunt for diamonds in the jungle desert with king MAGAWD! Escape the volcano with the ottersaurus and pedodactyl! Go to notre dame for a chance to be the pope of fools! Most of our guests are sooo stupid! >:D
Awe geeze, if their cartoons were this awkward and weird, can you imagine how terrifying the character suits would be!!! D8
And the air would be so hot no one would be able to breathe (because that actually seems to be a recurring theme in Dingo movies)
Instead of Mickey Mouse shaped confetti & glitter sprinkled everywhere, the pavement would instead be littered with used needles & soggy condoms 🤣
7:11 wow for being "Nice Cats" they sure do got foul mouths on them.
More like “Potty Mouth Cats”! Yessss!
@@AllbeeHivezChristianAllbeegood joke
This audio from the mockbuster film hurts my ears so much. Great movie though, Phelous. Awesome as always. :)