Billy Connolly - People Who Believe in Ghosts - Was it something I said?
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2022
- More wee bon mots worthy of a slap in the face...
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I had someone try to scare me with "there are ghosts / spirits in this place, so just be careful".
Found the best response is "that's fine, I hear voices so it's only right I finally see where they're coming from." Nothing gets someone to shut up quicker.
lol Thats great.
Lmao, I believe in ghosts but I’d love to hear that response from someone 🤣
Can I use this please?
@@rickyfinn2763 naw he copywrote it
It would not work for me. I would ask you thoroughly what the voices were telling you and probably write it down. That would make you more interesting.
God's real name is not Percy, God is actually a painter called Harold. I remember it from school... "Our father, do art in Heaven, Harold be thy name...".
You sure he isn't a sculptor? Or maybe a folksinger? 😛
An his favorite song is gladly the crossed eye bear lol
What makes this even funnier for us Finns is that “perse” is literally arse in Finnish
@@jussipollari955 Interesting fact from Finland! Saludos!
@@Jaakmir * Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear
"...That night, they don't sleep a fuckin' wink!!!..." 🤣🤣🤣
I love the ghost shows...they ask the spirits to give them a sign but when they get a sign they freak out and run away...🤣
"Slap them in the face" And now they've felt a specific form of energy, kinetic.
They were proved right because they felt the potential energy first.
The Big Yin is 80 this year, and he is still very funny!
One of very few comedians who can make me roar with laughter. I've been a fan since the first time I saw him on television, several decades ago. He can make me laugh when nothing else can even make me smile.
I had to totally re-learn how to laugh because of Billy Connolly. My old way of laughing was just too painful when he was performing, and I felt as though I was going to do myself some serious damage. Now I laugh from the diaphragm - much safer. 😂🤣
@James Morgan Me too! He is my salvation and my refuge 😂👍🏻
Sounds like your a miserable old fart like me.!!!! I do love Billy though.
@@FACELOWNER 🤔 .. 😂👍🏻 There’s mire than a few about in Billy’s fan club I don’t doubt 😉😂
@Jac K 😆 .. in YOUR (not so humble) opinion, that is. Luckily we are all wired differently 😁👍🏻
Billy Connolly is one of the best comedians of all time. He can talk for hours without any apparent material and still make it hilariously funny.
"He can talk for hours without any apparent material." A lot in common with my ex-wife then.
Only she never even managed to make me even smile indulgently..... Billy on the other hand.... Makes me roar with laughter!
@@tommyharris5817 Your entitled to your opinion even if its wrong.
@@GG-ml3vr I’m never wrong. Learn to spell as incorrect spelling is always wrong.
@@tommyharris5817 Not necessarily, the Americans spell 'colour' wrong and that is right. You are wrong.
@@tommyharris5817The fact that you are never wrong speaks volumes about your life🤣
"they've got everything - except a F#*king Ghost!"
😂😂😂😂
So right about Derek Acorah 😂😂
I do so enjoy Billy Connolly. Though I'm still not entirely convinced that he and John Cleese are two separate individuals.
Their voice even sounds the same. If it wasn't for the accent.
lol i thought same
@@maxflow151 thought the same thing
You can't convince me that Billy Connolly isn't Tim the Enchanter without his horns.
I thought the same thing!!! It’s uncanny!
Found a video of Billy back in the 90's when I was about 6 and he still cracks me up . ❤
I have grown up watching Billy. We couldn't wait until Xmas to watch a newly release video and then dvds. It was a family must. Billy is without a doubt a Scottish Treasure. We adore him. X
@@fionahiggins9412 I'm a macmillan clan.... it is so great being Scottish. We have clans... lol 😆
The Big Yin's been killing it for almost as long as I've been knocking around, and he's still got it!
Billy, you are an absolute hero of mine. I've almost died on several occasions because I've not been able to breathe while laughing at your stories. I've seen stars and heard ringing in my ears, and I've loved every moment of it. If the whole world was filled with people just like you it would be a paradise of wisdom and joy. Thank you for every story, every world tour, every record, every show, every moment you've spent bringing laughter and happiness into this world. May your melons be always Afghan, may your soup be always Octopus Arsehole soup, may your incontinence knickers be always fresh, and may you be certain that you're loved and appreciated across the globe.
Well said
If everybody was like Billy we'd get sick and tired of it in half a day. It's the fact that he's RARE that makes him so precious.
This isnt his official channel he wont read it
Yeah. What a joy to have lived in this world along with Sir Billy. People don't know how to laugh any longer, which is sad, but I can always come here and catch my fix of Mr Connolly, which is brilliant!, so thx.
Me as well!
good on ya Billy, the best all the time.....and thanks for all the years of laughter, never get tired of listening to Mr Connolly...
I was so proud when I found out I was related to Billy. He is my gran's cousin. A proud Scot she was and so disgusted in Billy's humour she never told us :)
😂 naw yer naw
Why do people lie on the Internet all the time?
Do you know I can be feeling like death itself but ten seconds watching this guy and I’m feeling good again....what a fu#king treasure 🌹
Billy is one of a kind. He is hilariously funny. Robin Williams, Richard Pryor, and Billy Conolly are my three favourite comedians.
The greatest of all time. No one beats Billy.
"Gre' lady walking across the garden" always gets me
been watching Billy since parky interviews mid 70s... love him ... he's still funny in his recent programmes ... I hate to see ill health nibble away at him ... 🥺
The bicycle joke, by any chance? 😉
i love this man, he is one of the greats. ever notice how our best comedians are some of our best intellects?
Yes. Such as Dave Chapelle and George Carlin, imo. Along with countless others before and after them.
My favorite comidians are really really stupid.
Apart from lee evans 😂 hes just an accidental comic who happens to be hilarious 😂
@@sawboss5794 you must be a right-winger, not the brightest bulbs.
@@tomitstubeThere's always gotta be some jackass to make it political 🙄
'A grey lady walking across the lawn....' that is one of the best BC funniest performances ever. Don't leave us Billy. Ever. Or we'll be even more lost than we already are.
A REAL comedian! The best one in history. (And I'm not just saying that because I'm from "working class" Glasgow.)
Absolute legend, I'm proud to be Scottish❤🏴
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if Billy's last words were "I'm not really Scottish y'know! It was just a prank that got out of hand."
@@avaggdu1Imagine if it came out that he was a true tory boy born and raised in Tunbridge Wells.
@@jimbo_1312 There is plenty of photographic and filmed evidence to show he is Scottish. Born and raised in Tunbridge Wells???? With a Scottish accent???? Think man Think. You may be joking, but as what you posted wasn't funny, I assumed you weren't.
this has me doubled up. the grey lady walking across the garden and Derek Acorah speaking to his guru hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my face hurts
🤣 Nothing gets me rolling harder than this guy, I swear.
Billy is just amazing. One in a trillion.
I love your work, seen you live in Perth West Australia 5 times..
Love your TV shows, interviews and admire your talks with your wife in how you've overcome so much.
Send us a sign when you pass because afterlife, ghosts are real.
I'll be waiting because even then you'll be brilliant
Spot on Billy about that ghost programme. They were all related. Miss seeing you perform.🌹
Billy is my favourite comedian and has been since I first saw him on the tele decades ago. I had bought his records,videos and saw him in Carnegie Hall in NY in the early 90's when I visited NY. I knew he was going to play there. I love Billy!
Saw Bily in Melbourne in the 90's on the WRECKONTOUR show,and never laughed so hard in all my life...
THANK YOU BILLY 🙏
Love Billy. For some reason his "why do they call you donkey?" Joke comes to my mind a few times a week
"Eeyore, Eeyore, Eeyore ways calls me that! ". 😁😁😁
Several of us were crashing over at a friend's place one night after a drinking session, and I woke up early because of the light and found myself, on the floor, next to the stereo. Everyone else was fast asleep. This was before mobile phones or internet (about 1988), so the only thing to do was listen to a tape on the stereo. I found some headphones there and looked through the tapes. I'd grown up without TV, but I'd heard of Billy Connolly and there was a tape by him. So I plugged the headphones in and listened to it, chuckling silently to myself so as not to disturb anyone else. That was, until I got to 'Ivan the Terrible'. I involuntarily laughed so hard I woke everyone else up. Mr Popular I was not.
Its amazing the burst of strength you get when you bite 🤣🤣🤣
@@markwilkie3677 exactly!
At first, I thought you were going to describe a ghostly paranormal experience 🤣
I guess Billy is though (paranormal). He’s fabulous; extraordinarily funny, raw and honest! A rare combo and definitely a dying breed.
I heard him on tape too for the first time, in my bosses car driving to a five a side match. I actually couldn't breathe . That would be late 80's early 90's
"I DON'T CAAARE!" 😂😂😂
I feel a certain energy between us billy, you talk and I laugh
Slap
Well said.....But as Marcela says, be prepared for a slap!
Certain energy you say? Zipper sound...🤣
Nobody says 'fuck' like a comedian, and no comedian says 'fuck' like Billy. What a master. :¬)
And then as far as writing "fuck", there's James Kelman, another Glaswegian.
Ain’t gonna lie but Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays was probably the best couple hours entertainment I’ve seen since I last saw Billy perform. It was bloody hilarious. Shaun Ryder and Bez pissed up on a ghost hunt was comedy gold.
I ABSOLUTELY have to track this down now
Thank heavens for you Mr. Connolly. I watched some of that programme and I’ve always wanted to hide somewhere and spring at them at just the right moment and have someone film them screeching and screaming out the nearest door.
Billy Connelly should be hailed and exalted as a “living gem”. So refreshing to see his original and irreverent humour (anyone taking offence at the few “naughty” words should do just as the Dwarf Chieftain Dain said in “The Hobbit” - would you mind just “Sodding Off”)
I am a fortunate one who has seen a real ghost.
Never forget it.
Late night in bed about age 13.
Rolled over and watched the ghost of my dad walk by my bed from foot to head and right through my bedroom wall...
58 now and the memory is as vividly seared into my mind as it was the night it happened.
I have no doubt I could pass a polygraph with ease.
Dad died 40 years later....
THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST!
(I WAS OBVIOUSLY ASLEEP)
;)
But man; as I relate this to you - the memory as I described IS vivid as hell...
this post gave me cancer
Lol,grow up and get real buddy. It was grief making you dream things.
@@bobbybingle1662
Reread my comment...lol
@@StudioDaVeed yeah....funny how all these alleged ghosts and aliens appear when you're asleep eh! 😂😂
No you haven't. You had a dream, just like I did the day after my aunty died. Stuff that's in the front of your consciousness. It's no mystery.
Billy tells an awesome story. The way he does is so funny
I saw Billy twice in concert in Australia....took me 10 mins to catch onto his accent - couldn't breath the rest of the show!
This is what I don't understand, how he is loved so much outside the UK. How he seems to transcend countries. When he breaks into true Glaswegian or even light Scottish... How do they follow him. E.g. how would anyone know what a fish supper is ?
Just amazing his world following ... And we are all better for it ...
@@colincampbell437 It's because he's funny. Fucking funny.
Saw him live, I was glad when he went off stage, I had no energy left from laughing so much. Billy, Dave Allen and Ronnie Barker - unparalleled comedy. My Mum thought Billy had a "filthy mouth", but came close to piddling herself whenever he was on telly anyway.
Billy, Dave and Ronnie? You've got impeckable taste my man!
You said energy. Slap!
I've always thought of Billy as not a comedian at all! Just a storyteller who tells funny stories and the greatest storyteller I've ever heard! I miss his stand ups so much!
The word I would choose is raconteur. He is the very definition of the word.
@SpeccyMan having just looked up the definition, I agree.
Years ago went one Saturday night in London to Billy Connolly 's performance. I simply couldn't keep up.....still laughing at the very first funny lines he had uttered ...right through the show, knowing I had to listen hysterically to all the rest of his performance.....
exhausted with laughter and in tears at the end.
This is pretty impressive, though the material would not come across in a transcript. This man has amazing charisma.
I thought that he was tied with Patrick McGoohan for best Columbo Villain in the revived version. Subtle acting touches. At the end, ever the good sport he asks: "Mr. Columbo, can you recommend a prison with a good music programme"?
And his distinct resemblance to John Cleese made me reflect on what a brilliant Columbo Villain Cleese would have made. Columbo vs. Basil Fawlty. Maybe he finally Jack Lemon'd his wife...
Another great comedian calling it as it is.
Billy Connolly is to stand up comedy what Elvis was to rock and roll. May the king of comedy material never die😀😀😀.
I love this man with every essence of my being.
Me to ❤️
same.
SMACK
@@reyniknamyrion3557 😂😂
he was a horrible bastard
I've had several people tell me my rustic little cottage is haunted by one of the previous occupants. Someone told me the ghost is of a little old man who died upstairs. Trouble is, the cottage has only existed for fifteen years, I'm the second person to live here, the previous occupant is alive and well and the building that was here before was someone's car shed.
hahaha
Did you slap that person ? Why not ??
He’s one of a kind. He’s the only comedian who makes me laugh every time🤣
I don't know if it's the hair, the lighting, or the voice but it was like "Holy crap - I'm watching John Cleese?" I adore them both!
Just superb, love billy
If it wasn't for RUclips then the under 20's would never know what it is like to have real humour on a stage making people laugh until they get a hernia in the way Sir Billy Connollydoes.
Your right damn kids now days lol 😆
Billy should have been Prime Minister. Imagine it.
“ The French are upsetting our fishermen”
“Tell them to Fuck off”
@@mynameisGail I think he'd be quite happy to stay in europe
@@mynameisGail that must be why a majority of Scots voted to stay in the eu, unless the vote was obviously an SNP plot 🤔
@@mynameisGail Dae we, aye?
@@mynameisGail I don't and I don't know anybody who does.
Maybe if you live in Larkhall..
@@mynameisGail well if you don’t vote you can’t complain with what you get
... there's an undeniable energy about this clip...
i just love Billy Connolly, makes me laugh every time.
Oh how I love this man. 😀
OMG the Scottish equivalent of George Carlin. 💝 IT‼️
I miss me some good old fashioned, down to earth reality, in your face George Carlin!
One of the greatest wee mental man ever 👏 ❤️ 🙌 💙 👌 ♥️ 👏 😊
A comic genius. For which i thank him, bringing such laughter to this world.
A true legend
You watch his stuff over and over and still laugh loudly, even though u know the lines
Love Billy ❤ so much!!!!
awesome ...so glad to be in the family
Very funny man, thanks for the laughter Billy Boy! 🤣
Billy is a living Legend.
Absolutely brilliant. Hiya from the Netherlands.
Billy your some man for one man!
Your story and you history of making jokes out of your experiences both good and bad is a wonderfull example of coping that should be taught to everyone, that way maybe just a few more people wouldnt give up hope, thanks for you being you, and Pamela for being there for you.
Thanking God I have had his humor in my life.
But he don't believe in God percy.. :D
@@villainuday5365 God believes in him though.
@@francestomic2772 that's reassuring:)
Per se
@@JB-wy8fc no my friend, it's percy..
Was my nan who got me into billy when I was about 12 (naughty nan😂) and been hooked ever since. Nans passed now so always think of her when I watch him
I saw Derek acorah in Dublin airport once and always regretted not calling him a piece of shit to his face
Was he smashing your wife? If not that's very worrying behaviour to say that to someone you don't even know. Speak to someone about that before the wrong person serves you up.
My ex wife loved Derek Acorah and his dickhead side kick - one of the many reasons we're divorced, living with someone who believes in so much shite has to be a mistake😆
@@Luton-Mick The guy was right. Derek Acorah was a wanker. And there's no mistaking for someone else.
Billy:
Genuinely brilliant and funny, merciless to fools and con artists.
Go on Billy, plant the seed and then don't give a jot 🏴🤣
This one of his best shows
I needed a good chuckle and found this funny video. He is just delightful. 🤣😂
These days there are more grown-ups than children who believe in ghosts.👻
yep, 1 in 3 adults believe in ghosts, meaning 1 in 3 adults think scooby doo could be a documentary ruclips.net/video/nh0y8vEeLjY/видео.html
I saw this legend in Brisbane back in the day. He made us laugh so hard I had a sore stomach for. 2 days. Love this man
The Big Man. Love him 🤘🏻🤘🏻
I love love Billy!!!!
Love Billy ..makes me proud to be Scottish ✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️
Legend. Americans and Brits have their own comics and typically stick to there own. Billy transcends both and is truly the definition of 'legend'. Brilliant.
All they should need in the dictionary for the definition of "legend" is a picture of Billy Connolly. Nobody in their right mind could argue with that I reckon.
A Scottish, British, EARTHLY fucking treasure, no two ways about it.
@@w0bbl3rRichard Pryor was a legend. This guy is humorous
@@RuminatingWizard Richard Pryor is dead, Billy isn't. If Richard Pryor were a legend why is it a lot of people have never heard of him. He was junkie, not a legend.
I've been saying for years that I was dead for billions of years before I was born and when I die that's what I will once again be. Thanks Bill for concurring with me.
Billy’s humour is so natural and brilliant
Best review of Most Haunted that I've ever seen!🤣 God bless you, Billy.
All hail to the Clown Prince of Comedy. Wonder if he realises the number of people whose sanity he has probably saved over the course of his magnificent career. He certainly saved mine when I was growing up. I’ve adored him since I was 14. Am in my sixties now. I dread the day he’s no longer here. We won’t ever see his like again. A unique genius.
He saved my sanity when i was in a dark place - his TV series where he went round Australia on a 3-wheel motorbike, i tuned in every week and it was my weekly therapy.
Bill Connolly videos should come with a warning attached, caution you may piss when you laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣. Long live the big yin.
Billy, the like of which we will never see again.
My god, Billy Connolly and I think the absolute same, thank you for posting this 😂
He's admitted to believing in an afterlife recently
@@SamuelBlack84 link ?
@@1man1bike1road It was a report on Yahoo News a few months ago
@@SamuelBlack84 hardly a trustworthy source!
@@Sasquiny Regardless
Whenever one of those ghost programmes come on they always make me wonder what’s on the other side!😝
😂😂 I see what you did there 😂😂
Clever
Just brillifanto !
As my 8 yr old son once exclaimed " God is called Harold".
Moira Goldsmith ...children are amazing - they have all the correct answers for everything :D
I still quote this every time I watch a ghost movie or whenever the topic turns to the supernatural. Bloody legendary! 😂
you fool, you'll be a ghost one day you're implying you don't beleive in yourself lol there's a shock waiting to meet you there's no escaping it
@@351clevelandmodifiedmotor4 R U A murican?
Wonderful...............as always!
I went to see him once at
The King's Theatre as I also saw him in an episode of Columbo in
Murder In Too Many Notes
I am dedicating this TV series
called Columbo to my old school friends who are both sisters as I hope to see them both again very soon to Chris and Hester from Billyxxxxx
I've had the 'a certain energy between us' line trotted out before more than a few times so allow your dear ol' Aunty Jenna to expand just a bit on what you do in those situations... after you slap them, hit them harder and run for the hills, possibly getting someone with a mental health care degree to go deal with the speaker too. Nothing good comes out of a line like that. Best case, it's a creep who is using a line that makes your skin crawl and should be scraped off their rock and tossed back into the sea - worst case, it ends with them explaining that energy is why they feel safe telling you how they really are vampires and know you connect throughout the ages. (And yes. I've had that happen. Still more normal than the guy who thought he was a werewolf hitting on me by telling me about his axe collection. While I sat on my husband's LAP and quietly prayed for an adult to come and rescue me. And no. I'm not kidding. Sigh. And no, it wasn't a halloween party. Different places/times. Both dead serious. I just wanted them to be dead. Seriously.) Harmless twat or nutjob that wants to wear your skin - they both need help above your paygrade, so run and hope the dumpster fire they are can be put out by someone else. ~shuder~
lol Haha. funny the way u tell a sad sad story lol. This happens to us men as well. Psychopathic bitches are gender neutral lol.
I just cannot be even amused by this man.
Mate, then don’t claim you have a sense of humour. Mate, by the sounds of it you wouldn’t know humour if it came up behind you and bite you on the arse. In fact, don’t waste everyone’s time by posting inane comments again. Tosser!! Grüße aus Australien.
then why are you here?
@@kevone-eo6pq There's a well known species called the RUclips wanker, who scour the site looking for lots of praise for someone and add a negative comment even though they wouldn't watch the video. That's why they're here.
@@kevone-eo6pq To moan. You will see this a lot. People clicking on videos they have no interest in, then they moan in the comments about it. Pretty sad actually.
Love you Billy! I have your Hammersmith Odeon CD from 1991. The green coloured cover.
Never seen this somehow, absolute gold
As a ghost…I agree.