Theo's weapon of choice 🔪

#theovon #thispastweekend #podcast #comedy #edsheeran

[@NoRmAsJeAnS82]

Theo always takes on the accents

[@X2_DACA]

Thanks for verifying 😅

[@CornKingsTV]

He's got that accent all laced through his vernacular

[@NoRmAsJeAnS82]

@@X2_DACA thats what I’m here for! I enjoy stating the obvious

[@Boofski]

“Whateva” 😂😂

[@dannydanumba]

“You and this brotha word” 🤣

[@ThisAintLuckyLager]

“I’ll julianne a burglar.” 🔪😂

[@jamiemiller1439]

Theo picked up the accent and I’d be lying if I said he doesn’t look like he tried to style his hair like Ed’s too!! 🤣

[@mb1287t]

Its like you cant decide what accent to use. Then American accent for small sausage. 😂😂

[@suzyqcrafts5440]

First thing I'd yell at them is I have a meat cleaver! 😂😂😂 Theo never disappoints.

[@ceeejay9112]

Now he needs a meat cleaver for his hit-stick 😂

[@tinytattoomike7943]

I thought Theo was gonna say fleshlight 🤣

[@carlasioux420]

He took me out with that, Julianne a burglar! I'm weak! 🤣🤣💀💀

[@PoorSalopianTommy]

can confirm that an axe is the scariest weapon to face, ive lost half my face to knives but axes are basically sharp hammers lol

[@DefendTheStar]

What? Come again, you've lost half your face?

[@Sparky-q9b]

Probably from Glasgow

[@BruckyG95]

He’s lost half his face to knives but he’s scared of axes .

[@rahuldahoob]

So judging from the question it means ed also keeps something under the bed 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@isaarif7]

I have a light saber from 2005 under my bed. But I use the saber hilt end as the weapon

[@goldnr4cc00n7]

I had to share this lol,
Burglar finds me sleeping, I’m a loner and proud of it. I am a sage I smoke a lot,
So when I find that this robbers on my bed with me or aggression I have a butane torch,
For the bed rapist. Whole things going up.
And well burglar won’t understand the flammable hair spray and whatnot when I get up with my light..
After the fire
Dept comes it was arson by b&e And I am smoking a joint. Cause that’s my weed stash left.

[@goldnr4cc00n7]

The insurance on flame throwing self defense?

[@Hello_jo]

Julienne a burglar 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BruckyG95]

If he says he’ll jullianne a burglar and you don’t laugh then idk what’s wrong with you 😂😂😂

[@onedayatagirl]

These 2 minds together......woahhhh

[@Jessie_Nihilist]

Did he go a little English there or is it just me.

[@reneemolloy379]

Both having bad hair days.

[@shakespearesmilkshake]

So bizarre that he affects the British accent. Sooo strange

[@RudyBoy]

Theo’s really empathetic

[@shwahoones]

Ed seems pretty intelligent

[@svenvrgoc9528]

im also intelligent

[@AmyJones-u9p]

Yooooooo ... I've got a meat clever 🤣

[@champcpr]

No lie…I keep a blade under my pillow as well, but it’s more of a locked up tendency. Because hell everybody’s shooting 😂

[@spiraloonable]

🤣💜

[@deadinthebed963]

Love Theo and ed cool

[@showtimewest1940]

I remember first time my wife who was my gf at the time found my granddad s combat knife under my pillow. Unfortunately it is no longer there

[@timsmith5712]

You think the burglar will only have a knife breaking in into someone’s home?

[@denningmp37]

Good to announce what you have for home protection

[@sleepdafiend3983]

I deadass keep knives around my house too😂 any scenario in any room I got it ready

[@OliveWhisperingEye]

His toe knives.

[@dam230711]

How the hell has this podcast worked out being in my vision right now Theo.. flabbergasted

[@Aggamemnon]

You're a "than" a theo fan that's why 😂

[@conniesewell5740]

Theo..get you a smith and Wesson black ops assisted open blade. Game changer😂

[@brandinshaeffer8970]

Machetes in a couple spots and loaded hand guns.

[@mrpac-mann]

300 blackout