And on the very day that Arnold J. Rimmer ACTUALLY becomes a Captain, He's ironically killed by a freak 'accident' caused by a psychotic dispensing unit with an old grudge!
Tony Slattery makes me laugh as the dispensing machine. Infact both of them play off each other really well. Fantastic little scene which shows the awesomeness of Red Dwarf!
2:50 "Hahahahahahahahaha. I had me circuits crossed! Alert, alert. Chocolate abduction on floor 341." Jesus. In later seasons they try to reintroduce the dispensing machines as characters, none make me laugh as much as this. Amazing writing and delivery.
I would say the same if a cold drinks dispenser had a life. What would it do? Leave a horse's head made out of Coke cans in my bed. Oh no, help help. I'm really scared! HA! I don't see that happening anytime soon. 🤣
I am really scared(!) I am being threaded by a Dispensing Machine (!) What you are going to do(?) Leave a horses head made of marsie pan in my bed (?) ohh mummy help, help, help I am really scared (!)
The real question here is how incompetent of a vending repair man do you have to be to not know how to avoid or disable that feature. To be perfectly honest considering it was his job to restock and maintain the vending machines with zed shifts most important task being to make sure the dispensing units didn't run out of fun sized crunchy bars I am surprised Rimmer doesn't have a spare key just to rip them off. I would also think he would know how to reset the memory to erase things like this, because honestly who wants a vending machine giving you attitude about how often you buy your favorite snack? (seeing as how it recognizes voices)
These ones are probably more advanced, and as such, out of his pay bracket, considering how close they are to the Captain's Quarters. Probably Y Shift's job or something.
I love how the dispenser actually pauses to let the audience stop laughing
And on the very day that Arnold J. Rimmer ACTUALLY becomes a Captain, He's ironically killed by a freak 'accident' caused by a psychotic dispensing unit with an old grudge!
That's funny, because in the alternative ending he becomes the captain of the ship - and you guessed it, the dispenser machine finally retaliates :D
That's why I love Tony Slattery
"Promise to shut up?"
"I promise."
*removes hand from speaker*
"HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"
That bit was really funny. Tony Slattery was hilarious.
He was once on a celebrity edition of The Weakest Link (with Craig Charles) and won.
"And on that day, I shall be the captain of this ship"
And on THAT day, Satan will be skating to work
I like how the captain suddenly recovers enough to walk over to dispensing machine and shake his head at rimmer
Tony Slattery makes me laugh as the dispensing machine. Infact both of them play off each other really well. Fantastic little scene which shows the awesomeness of Red Dwarf!
2:50 "Hahahahahahahahaha. I had me circuits crossed! Alert, alert. Chocolate abduction on floor 341." Jesus. In later seasons they try to reintroduce the dispensing machines as characters, none make me laugh as much as this. Amazing writing and delivery.
This is brilliant but Nothing beats Rimmers escape from death I nearly wet myself laughing
"The picture of your wife sir. Is it ok where it is or should I turn it so i's facing the wall?" Hahaha. XD
@Philip Moseman condoms.
@Philip Moseman According to Urban Dictionary:
"UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.
"
@@loganvanderwier8866 aka "something for the weekend"
Every dog has its day, And today's the day, I'm the dog.
2:30 I love how the 'machine' appears to pause in its delivery to allow for the audience laughter.
When Mac McDonald came back in series 12, he made a fat joke about himself. That was pretty cool.
Last time i saw this i was 9 years old and loved this 'chockie nut bar' scene. Now 28, man how time flies and things change.
"He stole some chocolate, he stole some chocolate" :p
Captain Hollister: "...….ehh……"
"You are my nemesis..."
The photograph of your wife sir... lmao....Good old 'Ace'!
I had to look up "packet of three".
Was not disappointed.
I'm really scared im being threatened by a dispensing machine
LOL
I would say the same if a cold drinks dispenser had a life.
What would it do? Leave a horse's head made out of Coke cans in my bed.
Oh no, help help. I'm really scared! HA! I don't see that happening anytime soon. 🤣
That maniacal laugh by the vending machine always gets me 😂😂😂
He was resurrected as well as t he rest of the crew by the nanobots making a "miniminiminimini" sound ^^)
Rimmer is my hero
"He stole some chocolate, he stole some chocolate" lol :p
You already made that comment two years prior.
is that tony slattery's voice sayin 'he stole some chocolate'?? lol
why does the dispensing machine have a voice that sounds very similar to a dalek
There's a Kaled mutant inside it
If I recall, the dispenser beans him with something in a later episode, getting his revenge.
He becomes the cpt and then the dispenser wacks him in the back of the head with a can of some kind.
Fun Fact: Chris Barrie owns a working watch made entirely from salt.
I love Chris Barrie's delivery of that line at 1:55.
Does he say packet of three? I don’t get that
@@itsMrNoble A packet of three is a packet of triple thick condoms.
@@itsMrNoble It's a British term for a pack of 3 condoms
What is it he says after, “Coffee? Tea? -?”
i'm pretty sure he said "packet of three", meaning condoms
Holy 🐄🐄🐄🐄 cow!!!!
I'm the 500th like for this video!!! I'm gonna buy a scratchin' paper!!! Ohio lottery, lookout!!!
oh the foreboding
You will, actually
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH"
Choccy nut bars brought me here.
Is it just me or does that dispensing machine sound an awful lot like the Daleks from Doctor Who? Is it the same voice over artist?
The drop off in quality after season 6 is amazing.
I agree. Lister went from Space Bum (1-3) to Space Hero (4-6) to Space Idiot (7-8). Too much shtick in series eight.
god i luv it xDD wait a minute i thought rimmer was a hologram...wots going on???
He was resurrected with the rest of the crew in series 8.
@@offtime16 I thought this was an early scene before the entire crew was killed.
I am really scared(!) I am being threaded by a Dispensing Machine (!) What you are going to do(?) Leave a horses head made of marsie pan in my bed (?) ohh mummy help, help, help I am really scared (!)
That's "marzipan".
Nigga.. If you gonna correct someone and miss the "Threaded/Threatened" part, you might as well just shut the fuck up
Chris Welcome oh! He said ‘nigga!’ If you think that makes you sound smart then please sit down.
3:29 LOL
The real question here is how incompetent of a vending repair man do you have to be to not know how to avoid or disable that feature.
To be perfectly honest considering it was his job to restock and maintain the vending machines with zed shifts most important task being to make sure the dispensing units didn't run out of fun sized crunchy bars I am surprised Rimmer doesn't have a spare key just to rip them off.
I would also think he would know how to reset the memory to erase things like this, because honestly who wants a vending machine giving you attitude about how often you buy your favorite snack? (seeing as how it recognizes voices)
These ones are probably more advanced, and as such, out of his pay bracket, considering how close they are to the Captain's Quarters. Probably Y Shift's job or something.
It's not Tony Slattery.
I had Chris Barrie's babies!
lol
beleive or not, you probably wont, but Czech dubbing is more funny...
EXTERMINAAAAAAATE!
Mac MacDonald looks the same as ever. Chris Barrie looks ridiculously old to still be playing this character. Series 7 onwards were garbage