Ya know what I found out? There is Minesweeper fanfiction. Someone dedicated their time and energy into MINESWEEPER FANFICTION. HUMANITY IS FUCKED GUYS. GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!
+Sinepaton Dolphins. You think you're SOOO cute. "Oh look at me, I'm a flippin' little dolphin. krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk." cdn.hark.com/images/000/177/182/177182/original.jpg
Chaoz Rush And, through the magic of Time Travel, I am watching this from 1509, in King Henry's court. I'm still trying to get the young king to understand how a computer works.
You know I was wondering why this video got unlisted from Joel's channel, but after rewatching it I realize that some of the content MIGHT go against RUclipss current policies. Shame really, this video is great. The High Impact Neopets bit gets me every time
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisois It's my Jam Totally gonna use it as my Ringtone, Alarm, Orkut notification and Google Talk Ringtone.. Also please play it at my funeral Thank you
+CrimsonBaloney How did they not wake up to the blasting of GRATIS SUPERZUGRIFF!!!!!!? Damn, the neighbors a couple of blocks over should have woke up to that. Jeezus
Wiggly2002 PLEASE explain to me why exactly windows 8 is worse than 7? AFAIK it has even better compatibility with older software, uses less resources, is overall faster and looks pretty. On top of that you pretty much don't need icons on your desktop cause you can just press the windows key and start typing the name of the program. Something that was in win 7, but something didn't feel right about it.
"It's literally so old that you can do anything with it anymore" Those important legacy systems still running mission critical things would beg to differ
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 98 Destruction](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9Lu99J5UsXs/mqdefault.jpg)
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I really love how it sounds like joel is on a stage or something
I'd go to a live Joel event at like the Madison Square Garden.
Soisoisoisoisoi
well, it was a live event...
"Hi, this is Joel and welcome to my TED talk..."
Joel's been streaming inside the catacombs lately.
the "metallica thing" made in Paint looked really nice to be honest, like a graffiti.
+Kushothe would make a nice album cover
+Kushothe Without the dick and other stuff ofc xd
Reminds me of garage inc
Without the Angry Dick, it would make for a good wallpaper.
fuck
school.
To be honest, him playing guitar while playing Tetris was pretty damn impressive.
*When I first clicked on the video my mouse immediately landed on* 1:33
"GRATIS SOFORTZUGRIFF"
+the jvh At least I wasn't wearing headphones.
+Fegelein i want a wopper from further burger
Claus- Mother 3- II
Rip
Claus- Mother 3- Jag har tur!
1:33
thanks for the new headphones, dad.
promise i wont break them again.
Christopher Gudgeon GRATIS SOFORTZUGRIFF
"GRATIS SOFORTZUGRIFF"
rip in peace me
+(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)BecauseICan( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) that scared the shit out of me
rip
headphone users
(me)
Alex Slingluff
rip
+(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)BecauseICan( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Free Instant Access
Rest in spaghetti never forghetti
It sounds like he's presenting this in a auditorium
Dawson Stephens Yeah the reverb
I lost it at SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI 😂
I was watching this in class I was trying to to laugh I was dying trying not to laugh
+Royann Greenwood soisoisoisoisosi krkrkrkrkrkrkkrkr
It's the new single from Steven Hawking's death metal band Soisoisoisoisoisoisoisosiosi.
funny thing,I MYSELF can make the sound
I died when he snaped his fingers and said "mash up the bass, mash up the bass" and then started doing an instrumental XDDD
Why does he sound like he's in an empty stadium?
The person who edited the video put in reverb
+Sagemation 👾
vilespectres
Yep. Probably because of copyright issues.
i thought it was because he was in an empty room, like as if he moved
Welcome to the world of shitty RUclips editing
1:33 and youre bonzi buddy
HyperEetu *your
Strasburg 90
I can’t say you are right nor wrong because I don’t know what he meant.
You're**
@@joestrains8482 *You're're're
Strasburg 90 Don’t be That guy
"Top right, 3 spaces down. Okay then."
*manages to go 4 squares instead.*
"You killed us all!"
I think there was a big missed opportunity here for Microsoft Sam singing queen with MIDI music in the background.
Ya know what I found out?
There is Minesweeper fanfiction.
Someone dedicated their time and energy into MINESWEEPER FANFICTION.
HUMANITY IS FUCKED GUYS.
GAME OVER MAN!
GAME OVER!
How tho? "And then smiley turned to the mine and said" you lose
Daniel Donlon darn it you made me laugh while i was drinking
+kingofstories its not..
+kingofstories No lie man, it has at least 20 fanfics on Fanfiction.net.
B-but how?????
5:40 Joel's scream of pure terror is just too funny.
SORRY ABOUT THE REVERB I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE IT SOUND BETTER PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME.
You made me deaf two and a half minutes in with that ear raping sound
I liked that kind of reverb. It was more like a clean ambience not a thick bloated reverb.
Knot Gaming
RamtroStudios I WILL FUKIN' SKULL FUCK YOU!!~
RamtroStudios I actually really like the echo effect, makes Joel's sexy swedish voice even better
I am a dolphin, and I'm offended. I want this video taken off RUclips right away.
+Sinepaton
Dolphins.
You think you're SOOO cute.
"Oh look at me, I'm a flippin' little dolphin. krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk."
cdn.hark.com/images/000/177/182/177182/original.jpg
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
+Sinepaton fear me.soi.
+RamtroStudios
"Lemme flip for ya. Ain't I somethin'?"
RamtroStudios that's the best .jpeg I've ever seen
Coming up next on "Joel Gets Banned:"
Windows 98 Destruction!
MAZES!
POOP!
WOLFENSTEIN!
NO BONZI BUDDY!
Quickly followed by more "Joel Gets Banned"!
Windows XP Destruction!
BONZI!
2006-ERA YTP!
SLIPKNOT MIDIS!
PAINT!
THAT ONE S!
AND DELETING SYSTEM32!
Lol if you're watching in 2015 4:43
Chaoz Rush And, through the magic of Time Travel, I am watching this from 1509, in King Henry's court. I'm still trying to get the young king to understand how a computer works.
Coming up next on "Joel Gets Banned:"
Windows Vista Destruction!
More Midi's
DOS Games
MOAR DESTRUCTION AND VIRUSES!!!!!
And a lot of Bonzi Buddy.
*GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF*
You know I was wondering why this video got unlisted from Joel's channel, but after rewatching it I realize that some of the content MIGHT go against RUclipss current policies. Shame really, this video is great. The High Impact Neopets bit gets me every time
Why do I unironically like MIDI's?
I am fully aware that i am stupidly late but joel himself actually does like midis.
Ya mon
@@cardboardfox6728 mhm
Oh God I can't stop laughing at the "GRATIS SOFORTZUGRIFF"
GIVE ME GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF!!!
Gimme Gratis-
GRATIS SUPERZUGRIFF!!!!!
Gimme fue gimme fai gimme GRATIA SOFOTZUGRIFF
XD
☭Fezcrab☭ GIMME FAI GUMME FU GIMME SFIDSJFKLJSDF *midi plays*
2:39 so many childhood memories °^°
1:32 caught me off gaurd, pissed myself a little bit.
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisois It's my Jam
Totally gonna use it as my Ringtone, Alarm, Orkut notification and Google Talk Ringtone..
Also please play it at my funeral
Thank you
metallicca midi sounds like doom ost
Yeah (it's the doom ost)
hmm I wonder why
Gratis-sofortzugriff is actually translated to free of charge access... Wow I didn't know that
It actually means free instant access
sanness
I thought it was a Steam CD-key
Lakey 123 its german
*GIVE ME THE SUPERSLOOGIF*
+CrimsonBaloney How did they not wake up to the blasting of
GRATIS SUPERZUGRIFF!!!!!!?
Damn, the neighbors a couple of blocks over should have woke up to that.
Jeezus
Oh.
***** Nice profile pic you got from e621.net. That flash doe.
***** I got rekt too.
***** It's a TV-Y show... What the fuck is with your profile picture?
notice that minesweeper is missplet "mineswepper" in the files XF
Soisoisiisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisosisoisoisoisoisosiosisosisosisosisosisosisosisosisosiosisosissosisosisosisosisosisosisosisosisosisosi
+Patrick White EAGH
1:33
MY EARS..THEY BLEED....
at 1:05, when he said okay, and said google right after, my google home reacted to it and it searched for "finnish people metallica meaty"
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
11:44 joel is uncancellable
Can't wait for Joel's Windows 8 Destruction!
It's already broken though...
Could he find the onestop.mid?
I can't wait for Joel's Windows Vista Destruction!
me too :)
Wiggly2002 PLEASE explain to me why exactly windows 8 is worse than 7? AFAIK it has even better compatibility with older software, uses less resources, is overall faster and looks pretty. On top of that you pretty much don't need icons on your desktop cause you can just press the windows key and start typing the name of the program. Something that was in win 7, but something didn't feel right about it.
I love how the music cut just as the pinball stuff powered up.
That was actually pretty epic.
soisoisoisisosoi = SWOOAHSWOOAHSWOOAHSSISSOSSWOOAHHH!!
joel your voice is so mighty,i will worship you with your reverbed voice and your cancer curing laugh
I just love Joel's reaction when he comes across Narrator!
2:25 the midi freezing perfectly as pinball loaded up went so hard
Music:
0:03 - Megaman 2 Dr. Wily stage genesis remix (link: /watch?v=M92I_QjbNqk)
0:31 - Mario Paint BGM 2 (link: /watch?v=phwQlTAZERg)
1:00 - Prototype Raptor: Instant Replay (link: /watch?v=B70Y8-GYGLs)
1:37 - Metallica: Fuel midi (link [midi]: /watch?v=VqpYnYw6v3c) (Original song: /watch?v=azCq5qQodU8)
2:24 - Limp Bizkit: Rollin midi (link [midi]: /watch?v=nDe2xUMhm6Q) Original song: /watch?v=RsXEbqS7cpE)
5:58 - Two Steps from Hell: He Who Brings the Night (link: /watch?v=yQKWoZFe0E0)
6:23 - Initial D: Night of Fire (link: /watch?v=cHLaa4ALet4)
6:38 - Tetris Theme A (link: /watch?v=wkFhhnApeF4)
16:52 - Pink Floyd: High Hopes (link: /watch?v=vDb7px_pwl0)
Ghosty144 6:38 it's also called Korobeiniki (Это Коробейники).
Chaos89P Thanks!
Thank you dood
"It's literally so old that you can do anything with it anymore"
Those important legacy systems still running mission critical things would beg to differ
Joel's kermit impression makes me lose my shit every single time.
The thumbnail for this fucking video is god damn amazing.
Joel unironically has some nice drawing skills
apparently he used to draw stuff for the booru, even
@@elliot_ratl m a o w h a t
I'm currently battling halitosis and it's really serious, I've not laughed so hard in a long time! Thank you.
Jesus Christ I never watched the ending before. High hopes is one of my favorite songs
11:51 wtf was that noise
A demon from the pits of hell
Joel Dying
A dying duck.
*sad cena*
The scream Joel made at 5:40 should have been the FNaF jumpscare sound.
(Survey Corps) Amethyst the Lucario Yeah XD
Lol
Axle Mander Well aren't you a ray of sunshine?
Axle Mander You remind me of Cartman.
Axle Mander You can't tell me what to do m8.
1:32 I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES. NOW I HAVE NO HEAD TO PUT THEM ON.
11:26 everyone, that's when the fun really starts
That Limp Bizkit MIDI sounded something like it was from Doom literally
The way you win Minesweeper is by setting the difficulty to highest, but amount of bombs to lowest. This creates a huge field that is mostly empty.
0:37 Me on MS Paint be like:
sam singing cannibal corpse was something i never knew i needed
SYSTEM IS DOWN, THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
Its down for years, everyone knows that. He uses a virtual machine (VirtualBox) and a Windows 2000 Professional ISO.
HOMESTAR RUNNER
DANCING ROBOTS
FOOTBALLLL
Nick Benz You must be fun at parties
Oh damn whoever that person was who put High Hopes in the endcard THUMBS UP I LOVE THAT SONG
1:38 gimi fru gimi fa gimi gabraahduuu
>joel hits the 4th square instead of the 3rd square, missing the last space he needed to win
"Mineswepper"
The Microsoft Effort (C) (TM)
1:31
Did anyone else catch that? Turn up the volume and listen to the background...
?
Hitch Slap thats my favourite part
I actually almost did it but I've watched this video 10 times and remembered what happens
Hitch Slap G R A T I S S O F O R Z U G R I F F
GRAND DAD
2:25 sounds like doom
Seriously, the reverb makes Joel sound like he's doing a Tedx Talk.
I personally don't like Minesweeper, because for me it's more of a luck game, and I don't consider luck games to be games at all.
Want to play my favorite game?it's called poker ;)
I agree, I like poker too, I know it's a luck game itself, but it's got the PIZZAZ, so I pretty much like it.
Minesweeper isn't much of a luck game. It's more of both Brain and luck..
Minesweeper is less about luck and more about increasing your chances of finding the correct tiles by using context clues.
It's barely a luck game in the slightest. For the most part it's a puzzle game
7:48 It says Mineswepper LOL! (Look at the icon in the program manager)
*GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF*
"GRATIS-SOFORTZUGIFF!!!!!!!!!"
You've hurt my ears, friend.
you owe my computer, my earbuds and my ears an apology
Joel... I think it's time to go to bed, it is 2:00 in the morning
Why was there Pink Floyd at the end?
+Jacob Cameron Fleming
Why not?
Joel is into death metal not 60's-70's rock
+Jacob Cameron Fleming no one ever said it
I should say that Pink Floyd was from 1965-1994 and 2014.
+Jacob Cameron Fleming which Floyd song is it?
An That Pink Floydz at the end oh myy goood solid gold
thanks for killing my ears
Why did Goku come back?
delex360 GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF
Super Buu buy you're my favorite character in dbz! :D
Buy*
*buu
it feels like joel is telepathcally communicating with me while doing this video
Anyone have a download link for Microsoft Sam text to voice speech for windows 10?
download.cnet.com/Speakonia/3000-7239_4-10125328.html
For the program. /\
www.bytecool.com/voices.htm
For Microsoft Sam. /\
Do you know the pitch and speed I need in speakonia for Microsoft Sam because the first link won't work for me
-Cryptinox -
speed you should have at normal, pitch you should have about halfway up.
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
thanks for the meme
this video is an honorarily official part of the vinesauce canon in my heart
1:34 R.I.P headphone users
I died.
Sofort-Zugriff German
Top notch German right there
Full volume for dat that's a challenge
+Dave Its German :D Super Zugriff
Now that you think about it Joel is a very talented person. At alot of things
*GRATIS-SOOPERSHRUGRIFF* LIVES ON.
I love a fresh cup of MIDIS every morning
That two steps from hell music though
I appreciate the Pink Floyd at the end here
I just realized this was upload on my birthday. "There is no protection tonight."
XDD
How have I never seen this before?
+Jeremiah Hellam (Clicky The Avian) Nice picture, I think?
CheatsEnabled thank you. It took me awhile to make it.
Jeremiah Hellam I'm not entirely sure why I said "I think". Is there a larger res version?
Why am I watching this 5 years after it came out
11:46 GOD CAN'T HELP YOU. *SOISOISOI*
"System error? Naaaah, we're good."
God, I remember being that optimistic.
Funny to hear Joel's sound being much lower compared to how it's now. I guess he tried to hide his accent
What if
You wanted to go to heaven
But god said
*GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF*
Famously Joel Quotes
GRATISSUPERSOOFARSLEUTH!!
Oh... Ok. Nyeh
eurobeat = +1000 hp for a monstro and -9999999999% chances to survive
Anyone can approve it
Even *MOM*
XD "GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF" XDDD
***** Scheinbar :D
***** gratis = free in spanish
Dick Butt Maybe, but "Gratis-Sofortzugriff" is german, and it means "Free Immediate Access"
***** wie es geschrieben wird: Gratis Sofortzugriff
Wie Joel es spricht: grattiz supersugriv :D
WarTex xD "Gräddissuffersuhgiff"
I played Ski Free before I knew how to read.
...And Super Mario Sunshine. No joke, my mom would read everything for me.
what's with the weird reverb in this
This virtual machine reports that the guest OS supports mouse pointer integration. This means that [X]
lel
9 years... NINE YEARS.
1:25 I've never laughed so hard in my life
GRATIS-SOFORTZUGRIFF
WHOLESOME MUSIC
I'm can't stop rewatching this video ! ^-^ This is genious ! XD
Joel sounds like Jeebus!
I lost it at the "One handed Tetris" bit! I think I am going to be sick from laughing. 😂
The earrape lmao
Joel should definitely put his Paint drawings up on DeviantArt. They would be an instant hit. :D
that scream was legit