Barret: now listen aerith sometimes you need to accept the fact you need to kill things to survive, here I'll show you! There you see its done! It's over! We’re safe……Oh son a bitch! My favorite😂
Barret: Fire does not do ANYTHING to robots! Aerith: I got an idea! **Heals the robot* Barret: Why!? Why would you do that sweet flower girl!? Aerith: It looked hurt. Barret: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Tifa: wow who woulda thought lightning would kill a robot? Cloud: pft everyone would. Tifa: i was being sarcastic! Barret: at least you didnt try to heal it. Aerith: Hey! Barret: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! Thats probably my favorite moment 😂
Sephiroth: Cloud, if you don't biggity bounce your ass up out of this bed- Cloud: huh? Barret: THEN I'M GONNA WAKE YO ASS UP BY KNOCKIN YO ASS OUT! Also good morning, sleepyhead :)
Ruffus: YOU SCUFFED MY GESSEPIE BRAND SUIT!!! Cloud: You should try his dresses. Way more comfortable. Ruffus: Oh I agr- wait how would you know? Cloud: Because I... wore... one... Ruffus: o_o) ... To each their own! I’m not a judgmental person! Cloud: I WORE IT CAUSE I HAD TO SAVE A FRIEND awww dammit. Edit: oops I totally forgot I already commented on this video. Damn idiot
" I'd like to take this moment, to apologize for what happened back on that wagon" "Cloud: They can handle it / Barret: WE. CANNOT. HANDLE THIS!" "Now I knwo we all had a very long day, with lots of things o complain about, but I, FOR ONE, AM SICK AND TRIED OF FIGHTING GIANT KILLING ROBOTS! FUCK"
One of my personal favorite moments: Barret: WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SWEET FLOWER GIRL?! Aerith: It looked hurt! Barret: ...NOOOOOOO------ Along with: President Shinra: By the way, Hojo.. are you certain that THIS Cetra will not escape like the LAST one? Hojo: [laughs] Not to worry, sir. The 60th floor's back door has been sealed for YEARS.. Barret: MOTHERF**K--
Announcer: I sure hope this man's mother isn't alive to see him fail at this one job... 🤨 Use the #youhadonejob to rain scorn down upon him! 😃 Barret: *texting* "Youuuu f********ed uuuuuuup!"...annnnnnd...send.
"Yeah, I'm kind of a kleptomaniac. I just can't stop stealin'! Pens, giant shurikens, kisses, materia, you name it, I steal it!" Cloouud, she is gonna steal our materia! "Whaaaaat?! No I'm nooooot! Shut uuuuuup!" YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GONNA STEAL IT! Right after, by the way, you told us you were a KLEPTO-F**KING-MANIAC!
My personal favorite Barret moment. 😄 *everyone laughs at Barret as he wore a Sailor uniform.* Barret: I'mma f*cking kill you, Cloud... Aerith: You look like a giant teddy bear. Barret: I AM VERY MUCH AWARE OF HOW ADORABLE I LOOK, OKAY?! Tifa: I'm just happy these disguises as well as they do... Redd XIII: Yeah! No one sees through our illuuuuuusions. Sailor: Hey man! Sweet tail! Red XIII: Thanks! I grew it myself!
Barrett: WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SWEET FLOWER GIRL?!
Aerith: It looked hurt!
Barrett: ... *NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*
Me everytime: 🤣
Barret: now listen aerith sometimes you need to accept the fact you need to kill things to survive, here I'll show you! There you see its done! It's over! We’re safe……Oh son a bitch!
My favorite😂
You forgot Barret's reaction to finding out that the 60th floor's back door has been sealed for *years.*
Barret: MOTHERRRRFFFFFFF(BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP)!!!!
“WHY!?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SWEET FLOWER GIRL!?!”
“It looked hurt.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
Barret - Scout ahead, Red
Red XIII - Ok, Black
Barret - You get a pass
Barret: Fire does not do ANYTHING to robots!
Aerith: I got an idea!
**Heals the robot*
Barret: Why!? Why would you do that sweet flower girl!?
Aerith: It looked hurt.
Barret: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Me replying to Barrett's comment: Bull Shit! If fire doesn't affect robots then how do you explain pokemon?
@@bowserjrfan1340 Maybe Shinra's Robots R Fire Proof?
I was reading this when it happened
Is it weird if I say that I replay this game on PC and tried the exact same thing after rewatching this series just cause I thought it'd be funny?
Barret: Cloud, huh? Is that cuz you rain on ev'rbody's parade?
Cloud: No those are Squalls and nobody likes them.
Twenty-four episodes later: “Hold on, your last name is ‘Strife?’ Dat’s a bad-ass name~ 😏”
*FAANNN-TASTIC! RED IS HIGH, AAAND WE'RE POOR!*
Then a guy with a gun blade came in and we both agree that 13 is the worst number
WHA?! Why would you do that sweet flower girl?!
Nate Lecarde it looked hurt
@@natsudragneel9554 NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!
My all-tiem favorite moment
Tifa: wow who woulda thought lightning would kill a robot?
Cloud: pft everyone would.
Tifa: i was being sarcastic!
Barret: at least you didnt try to heal it.
Aerith: Hey!
Barret: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
Thats probably my favorite moment 😂
I love Shinras "Oh You Cheeky Bastard!", Sounds to posh to be even remotely insulting
Sephiroth: Cloud, if you don't biggity bounce your ass up out of this bed-
Cloud: huh?
Barret: THEN I'M GONNA WAKE YO ASS UP BY KNOCKIN YO ASS OUT! Also good morning, sleepyhead :)
Cloud: “You should try his dresses!”
Rufus: “Oh, I agree- Wait... how would you know?”
HOW DO /YOU/ KNOW, RUFUS?!
Could be the reason his dad kept him out of the public eye.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
That’s what I said when I saw that scene
THANK you!
To each their own!
I'm not a judgemental person!!!!
Barret: ...I sense a disturbance in the force...
Cloud:*gives passcode solving to Cid*
Barret: F**ckup averted👌
*BOOM*
Barret: I SPOKE TOO SOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Episode?
@@mariogirl8100 Episode 30
@@sethporter9066 Thank you, it's kind of funny that Barret has that for a 6th sense.
Yuffie: Oh my god! What’s your kill count at??
Barret: ABOUT TO GO UP SUBSTANTIALLY
Because once again cloud has-
F*cked up right?
Because it's my fault, that the only lead to Sephiroth is happened to be in a millitary town run by Shinra. Because it's MY fault, right?
Thank you, Cloud. I now have one rant saved for later.
2:07 when u defeat galeem and then dharkon shows up
Lol I’ll probably remake that scene lol in my smash bros machima once Sephiroth gets release
Its so fucking true
2:07 also Cloud seeing Galeem being sliced in half, then seeing Sephiroth in the air.
Ruffus: YOU SCUFFED MY GESSEPIE BRAND SUIT!!!
Cloud: You should try his dresses. Way more comfortable.
Ruffus: Oh I agr- wait how would you know?
Cloud: Because I... wore... one...
Ruffus: o_o) ... To each their own! I’m not a judgmental person!
Cloud: I WORE IT CAUSE I HAD TO SAVE A FRIEND awww dammit.
Edit: oops I totally forgot I already commented on this video. Damn idiot
Funny how Rufus was about to agree with him. Makes you wonder how HE would know
@@csab8642 He wore...one...
@@jeffd.683 best conclusion I think anyone could've come up with i guess
@@csab8642 *Cuts to Crossdressing Joker*
@@csab8642 perhaps he felt the material out of curiosity while browsing for a suit.
" I'd like to take this moment, to apologize for what happened back on that wagon"
"Cloud: They can handle it / Barret: WE. CANNOT. HANDLE THIS!"
"Now I knwo we all had a very long day, with lots of things o complain about, but I, FOR ONE, AM SICK AND TRIED OF FIGHTING GIANT KILLING ROBOTS! FUCK"
Barret and red were easily the best part of ff7 abridged 😂
Red 13: You guys f(bleep) yet?!
*AVALANCHE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!*
Hojo: Its on the 60 floor
Barret: *MOTHERF****ER!!!*
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
'In Cosmo Canyon'
OOOOOOH YOU 'BZZT'ED UP!
Baret/Red/Cloud or Barret/Yuffie/Cloud are my favorite trio interactions. That one from the haunted canyon cracked me up so much
Criminal lack of red 13 interactions
Avalanche time
they gonna feel the Collective unrivaled FURRRY of Avalanche
Yeah no talking dog best friendless 😭
You. Scuffed. My. Giseppi. Brand. *SUIT!*
You should try his dresses. WAY more comfortable. XD
Oh I agree-wait how would you know?
I wore... one
@@My_cats_name_is_Meophine
To each their own! I am not a judgmental personnnnn!
@@basilix187 Wait, I needed it to save a friend-Aw... DAMNIT!
Speaking of... Where the hell are they?
Barret rage is best rage
One of my personal favorite moments:
Barret: WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SWEET FLOWER GIRL?!
Aerith: It looked hurt!
Barret: ...NOOOOOOO------
Along with:
President Shinra: By the way, Hojo.. are you certain that THIS Cetra will not escape like the LAST one?
Hojo: [laughs] Not to worry, sir. The 60th floor's back door has been sealed for YEARS..
Barret: MOTHERF**K--
Antfish is a great VA
"WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SWEET FLOWER GIRL!?"
@keil scott NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO-
@@Jarock316 so… even though there’s a new boss, nothing’s changed with Shinra.
@@octoling6479as a matter of fact there will be some changes!
Uncle Palmer doesn't know yet but the space division of shinra will be liquidated.
@@Iron8127 Ooooooh, you don’t say? HEY, PALMER! THEY’RE SHUTTIN’ DOWN THE SPACE DIVISION!
@@octoling6479 WHAAAAAAT?!
Announcer: I sure hope this man's mother isn't alive to see him fail at this one job... 🤨 Use the #youhadonejob to rain scorn down upon him! 😃
Barret: *texting* "Youuuu f********ed uuuuuuup!"...annnnnnd...send.
When the final boss has two phase:
Player: There! It's over! We're saf-
Phase 2: *Sup*
Player: Ah you son of a bitch!
Barret is the best of FF7 Machinabridged
Barrett fav moments (and one cloud bit)
YOU STOLE ONE MY GRENADES?! 2:22
"Yeah, I'm kind of a kleptomaniac. I just can't stop stealin'! Pens, giant shurikens, kisses, materia, you name it, I steal it!"
Cloouud, she is gonna steal our materia!
"Whaaaaat?! No I'm nooooot! Shut uuuuuup!"
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GONNA STEAL IT! Right after, by the way, you told us you were a KLEPTO-F**KING-MANIAC!
@@jamesbutlerx64 how the hell does she steal kisses
@@jamesbutlerx64
Yuffie: I was joking, duuuuuuuh. I'm hilarious.
Barrett: fire does nothing to robots
Me: it fucking should... *IT'S MADE OUT OF METAL!!!*
Depends on the metal some are actually hard to burn
@@TheRealSephiroth
At a high enough temperature, any metal will melt.
@@luisalvarado754 exactly but good luck getting it hot enough
Okay I am watching the whole thing now
God I love Barret. XD Both here AND in the original.
Remember Kids. Don't F*ck up like Cloud did
1:09 Killer Queen. Dai San no Baku dam. Bite Da dusto
16k views? You guys are nuts!
edit: over 50k??!!
second one when :O
Doubled in 2 weeks
?
2:17 Confessions before the crime. 😂
2:11 LMAO
My favriote moment is when the secretary let's them in because she thinks barrett is in urban development and he relishes why
……Oh that RACIST *CU-*
you left out the talking dog best friend
What? No Bahamut Hearts 3?
What?! No Buga-Baby?!
0:30 when Melli appears in Legends Arceus
Seriously, how does Rufus know about the comfort of a Giuseppe dress?
My personal favorite Barret moment. 😄
*everyone laughs at Barret as he wore a Sailor uniform.*
Barret: I'mma f*cking kill you, Cloud...
Aerith: You look like a giant teddy bear.
Barret: I AM VERY MUCH AWARE OF HOW ADORABLE I LOOK, OKAY?!
Tifa: I'm just happy these disguises as well as they do...
Redd XIII: Yeah! No one sees through our illuuuuuusions.
Sailor: Hey man! Sweet tail!
Red XIII: Thanks! I grew it myself!
Why couldn’t they hire this guy to do the Final Fantasy seven remake voice of Barrett?
How was the Rufus scene a Barret moment?
IMA SICK AND TRIED OF FIGHTING ROBOTS *0MP* F**K
Do not refer to my primary birth giver like that
Barret as the straight man is the best concept to out of this thing
0:09. This sold me… followed by 0:11.
Every Barret moment is my favorite
I liked the bit at the end of season one where they fight the robot on the bridge and Barret does a quick burn on Aerith
Love how this is supposed to be about Barret, but instead its mostly about Cloud.
1:52 any fucking 2nd phase bosses
Lmao this is amazing
Rufus having a southern voice works so well I wish they would have done that accent in the remake.
Who knew the urban development guy had anger issues
🤣 🤣 🤣
After hearing about what happened in Gongaga
"OOHHHH YOU F**KED UUUUUPPPP!!!!"
0:07 My reaction after Cloud and Tifa had a tiff in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
Left out “WE CAN NOT HANDLE THIS?!” But nevertheless very funny
Lol
Skipped Barret being told he was a bad father because of his gun arm.
lmao miss this series. wish they would of done more FF''s
Yuffie: It was a Joke
This guy should’ve voiced the Barett in the Final Fantasy seven remake instead of that Mr. T stereotype we have now.