@@Snowlily60He's not getting any cat for a week He's not getting any cougar for a week He's not getting laid for a week for all intents and purposes, he is a single man with extra chores for a week.
Johnny: are you gonna tell him or should I? Me: Don’t worry, I’ll tell him Edit: Thanks for the likes, guys Edit 2: Thanks for the likes. Y,all are the best
I'm sorry the part with the mop in the short kind of makes me think of nijisanji and how they're basically what a lot of people call a black company meaning of corrupt company and how they're trying to sweep all the crap up
It's always little Johnny he must have been thrown at wall as a baby
Bro look at your profile pic it looks like you were thrown at the wall just a few minutes ago
@@BON3SVR12
I'm betting you have a lot in common with little Johnny's dad.
@@BON3SVR12 Stop being a b*tch
@@BON3SVR12fr
@@BON3SVR12 bro leave her alone
Jokes on Johnny, daddy hasnt gotten that in months.
Nahhhhh 😭😭😭
Well, maybe if he stopped kicking the cat....
NAWWWWW
Took his frustrations out on the poor cat😭
@@sumper_man i mean... if hes not getting any anyway, might as well have a reason not to get it? ( i whole heartedly agree though, poor cat 😥)
why did it take me so long to realise
Help I don’t understand tell me
@@Snowlily60He's not getting any cat for a week
He's not getting any cougar for a week
He's not getting laid for a week
for all intents and purposes, he is a single man with extra chores for a week.
Pu%%y cat
@@Snowlily60what’s another word for cat. 🐈
@@Techie2345I don't know. Better u say that
Lil Johnny is a trip! 😂😂😂
Johnny: are you gonna tell him or should I?
Me: Don’t worry, I’ll tell him
Edit: Thanks for the likes, guys
Edit 2: Thanks for the likes. Y,all are the best
I didn't get the one with the cat
@@Cool_Melon_guy the dad can't get any p_ssy for a week.💀
He won't get laid for a week.@@Cool_Melon_guy
@@Cool_Melon_guythe cat is refering to "pussy" so no pussy for a week
Johnny : are you gonna tell him or should i?
Mother: dam i will tell him😢
Little Johnny is always the one with quick responses
The dad woke up and chose violence😂
“No pu-“ 😂😂😂
What?
@@LeeDavies-o9d you are way too young to be on this app 😅
@@LeeDavies-o9d don’t worry about it 😈
@@LeeDavies-o9d ur too innocent 😢
4aweak
It took me like two years to finally understand this😭. No jokes i swear it took me at least 2 years to understand this
That last one had me on my knees
I expected the mom to kick him when she fed him 😂
That's child abuse
@@sjlevi99 it isnt if it isnt a constant thing
That ending joke 💀☠️💀
I'm surprised the Mom and Dad didn't beat Lil Johnny's ass for that line.
Muffin: iS mY cAr SrAcHeD!?
he goes and kicks and orphan and get no parents
It went over my head.
You know shit's going down when the kid's named "Little Johny"
O M ???? I can’t believe that joke …… it is very funny 🥹😂🤣😆😁😄☺️
For does who don’t understand we need more ppl like you …
Bruh same every time I get home from school I want to eat but then my mom says you can’t eat or do anything until you clean that room
Johnny 😅
Little Johnny doesn't do his chores anymore
Little Johnny :))
For those who didn't get it:
He said to his dad "no pu*** for a week😅
DUHHHH!!
Why did u tell they could have a free ticket to heaven
I think the only people who didn't get the joke is a lil to young 💀
@@GHOSTNIT3 frfr.
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Don't worry lil johnny... He'll find out tonight😂😅😮🤔🙄🙃
Well when they go to a relationship therapist she knows what hes gonna say 😅
Little Johnny not only gets abused, but knows way too much about his parents relationship
Man jupiter the hybrids delivery of this joke was so much better
Called us dirty minded 350 languages
I heard this months ago and I finally get it know
Dad:”wait SH!T”
Daddy, for kicking MY cat across the kitchen, you’re sleeping on the couch for a MONTH!
Why is no one talking about how the dad kicked the cat for no reason
Dad kicks the cat little Johnny who's gonna tell him😂
Johny the star.😅
The p--- star??
The dad like okay want to play that game 😂
Holy crap, I've heard a much much darker variation of this joke
Nobody talking about how the father kicks the poor cat
Now that is crazy funny bro for real was thinking out side the box with that comment
I was wondering why the dad would want mice, before I realized what Johnny meant.
For those who dont understand: little jonny was about to tell his father no p##sy for a week💀
jokes aside, why the hell did he kick the cat
I didn't realise.
Average Chinese Household:
Health class: #wearenotresponsible
Bro does that mean the dad got no life😂
It means something else, because glad u don't know what.
It’s way worse
😂 THIS ONEIS REALLY GOOD. I LIKE THIS ONE.
Johnny is a savage
Cat:
Father: "So, you have chosen... Death."
Bro ruined his dad's streak
Old vaudeville routine.
😂😂😂this was the best.one
Saw that one coming(Dad didn't)!
Mom: ill tell you your adopted
He cried because of skill issue
Now it’s skill tissue
Man I wouldn’t mind dry cereal
I love how they’re mopping wrong
I want that first mop
Who else was watching the video and trying to figure out the brand of that mop?
Excellent joke😂.
Tell him what 😇JK
No cat sir 😂
Not the cat 😂
I throw a wish in the well
Bloods are red Sky is blue
I came to comment section because I have no £u¢king clue
😶
people who got it when the video ends 💀💀💀
Oh goodness I just got it 😂
I'm sorry the part with the mop in the short kind of makes me think of nijisanji and how they're basically what a lot of people call a black company meaning of corrupt company and how they're trying to sweep all the crap up
1. Why you srry for that. 2. why even mention it?
It’s fine with the milk, after that week he still won’t get any because his father left
Oh crap I figured it out 😂😂😂😂he’s dad he’ll no give me mercy
I didn’t understand this at first and now I realised what it meant 💀
Those who don't understand free ticket to heaven
No Puuuhhhhh for a week!
Lol 😂
That he can pet the cat for a week??
That's good 😅😅😅😅😅😅
How old is little Johnny to know that if his dad kicked the cat, then he doesn't get any Kitty for a while. How does he know that?
What's going on with the shovel, before the green film is removed?
The people who get it 😶
no pushy in a week
Took me a while thinking about the cat😂
One more short bedore bed
The short:
Well momma didnt kick little johnny so....
Thats a kick famiĺy
I ogt it imedietly 🤣🤣🤣
why are they just kicking animals 💀
Where have I heard this
Bro is getting kicked from the Fortnite party lol
If you don't understand the dad wont get to yk what w the mom- he wont get whats betewwn a females legs 💀💀💀
This is to TO FUNNY
lmao
I just realized at the end😅😅😮😮😮
No puddy for a week.
He gets no p-
You say it and you won't be able to sit for a week
Yo, what kind of mop is that?
For those who don’t know it means the dad don’t get no pu-
No what just spell it no one will
Starts with pu and ends in ssy, 5 letters
@martonczifra5500 so that's what i figured but I don't get the joke still
Oh shit that’s a good one
I want to know what mop that was in the beginning
Why did he kick the cat💀😭
Amen 😅😢😂😂❤
Damn.😂