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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2019
  • When will I die? No one knows! Except maybe these dumb quizzes online can tell me. How long do you think jacksepticeye has left to live? 150 years? close! Watch to find out
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 года назад +12898

    Not long left gamers

  • @anxiqty4261
    @anxiqty4261 4 года назад +434

    Jack: "i'm not an alcoholic"
    also Jack: "i bought the house cause it had a cool wine fridge"

    • @ravenfieldvibes6688
      @ravenfieldvibes6688 4 года назад +1

      get the replies to 777 and im gonna sip tea in your hood

    • @TANZEEGAMING
      @TANZEEGAMING 4 года назад

      Why is there one comment?

    • @aliciamarshall7077
      @aliciamarshall7077 4 года назад

      @FUBBERNUCCED Yt it can sometimes go ever, but the most I've seen is 523

  • @hyperion1377
    @hyperion1377 4 года назад +451

    They've added a question that says: "Do you believe that setting up a camera and uploading yourself taking this quiz to your RUclips channel will make you live longer?" 🤣

    • @penguin6131
      @penguin6131 4 года назад +11

      d o u b t i t

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 3 года назад +7

      hyperpengu
      d i e

    • @shadowtnc3148
      @shadowtnc3148 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @skoufalotlord1895
      @skoufalotlord1895 3 года назад +7

      Hahaha yeah it's true! I thought of that quiz a few days ago and tried it and I was surprised to find such question in there

    • @aaa.-.6831
      @aaa.-.6831 3 года назад +2

      OMFG ITS TRUE THATS HILARIOUS

  • @a.a.7437
    @a.a.7437 3 года назад +113

    There’s a book called “When” where a teenage girl sees people’s death dates over their foreheads. She predicts the death date of a child, who is then murdered, and she becomes the #1 suspect. It’s a great book!

    • @moose1577
      @moose1577 3 года назад +2

      Hey, thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to check it out :)

    • @lenani9143
      @lenani9143 3 года назад +3

      "Numbers" by Rachel Ward is similar!

  • @MysteryPortal73
    @MysteryPortal73 4 года назад +750

    Jack: *finds out he’s a sadist*
    Fan fiction writers: *frantic* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!

    • @Ok-jq2ib
      @Ok-jq2ib 4 года назад +3

      Hold up.. WHAT 😳

    • @matarthegreat803
      @matarthegreat803 4 года назад +32

      50 shades of green

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 4 года назад +10

      Sensing some septiplier vibes here

    • @bluesky-ip9sb
      @bluesky-ip9sb 4 года назад +7

      @Brandon Barnard God it was a joke chill...(I hope)

    • @bluesky-ip9sb
      @bluesky-ip9sb 4 года назад +5

      @Brandon Barnard I get it tho it's rilly anoying and messes things up

  • @katespreen9426
    @katespreen9426 4 года назад +2143

    “How much time per day do you spend sitting?”
    Me: **looks down at wheelchair** yeah about that..

    • @naiani9033
      @naiani9033 4 года назад +91

      I feel you Kate. I have MS, then got a double whammy with cancer, and I need my wheelchair more often than not. Can you give "wheel fives"? If so, throwing one your way!

    • @claudiamorales9862
      @claudiamorales9862 4 года назад +26

      Yep when you look down then your in a wheel chair when you were like 12 in a wheel chair now like your 27

    • @katespreen9426
      @katespreen9426 4 года назад +18

      Naiani caught it! Xx

    • @CJKmusic
      @CJKmusic 4 года назад +7

      69 Likes nice

    • @katespreen9426
      @katespreen9426 4 года назад +20

      Tfoe now it has 80????? I'm glad people find my self-deprecating sense of humor funny😂

  • @amiirr2374
    @amiirr2374 4 года назад +212

    Jack: is there a movie where there is a time when they will die
    Movie name: in time

    • @awsomeot224
      @awsomeot224 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was "in time"

    • @lancelot1833
      @lancelot1833 3 года назад +7

      There's also a book called They Both Die At The End and it will make you sob and sob and sob :( It's also gay!

    • @Moonmoon-ws6jo
      @Moonmoon-ws6jo 3 года назад

      ohh i said that in my comment and checked if someone actually mentioned it. man i love that movie

    • @krystlelacey5542
      @krystlelacey5542 3 года назад +1

      @@lancelot1833 bruh I legit just finished reading that a couple days ago I loved it so much I loved both of da boysss😭😭😖

    • @razzberryo
      @razzberryo 3 года назад +3

      Count down is one just like thay

  • @rifttwolf2147
    @rifttwolf2147 3 года назад +22

    The movie "In Time" kinda has the know when you're gonna die thing, time is literally money, you earn and spend time and if you run out you die. Everyone has a clock on their arm, the rich live forever and the poor die young

    • @MeghanTheShade
      @MeghanTheShade Месяц назад

      Don't forget Savin' Me by Nickelback..different implementation, but same concept, more or less

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 года назад +250

    Quiz: "How often do you drink?"
    Jaco: "Idk, maybe a couple of times a week. I dont have to explain it to you."
    Also Jack: *goes into a long rant explaining it*

    • @izanagi1541
      @izanagi1541 4 года назад +4

      Jack is basically a Irish tsundere

    • @bradb9345
      @bradb9345 4 года назад +3

      He also has a wine fridge that was the selling point of his house

  • @ralphh796
    @ralphh796 4 года назад +437

    Jack: when will i die?
    Unus annus: tick tock

    • @helloitisi4158
      @helloitisi4158 4 года назад +10

      Are you the only other person who thought this? Lol

    • @ralphh796
      @ralphh796 4 года назад +3

      @@helloitisi4158 Am I ?

    • @AnthonyOrsan_revveduprider
      @AnthonyOrsan_revveduprider 4 года назад +3

      @@helloitisi4158 nah me too

    • @seven7seven547
      @seven7seven547 4 года назад +9

      Unnus annus, unus annus, Unnus annus, unus annus, Unnus annus, unus annus, Unnus annus, unus annus,
      Copy and paste

    • @aaryan4984
      @aaryan4984 4 года назад

      HyperAceZz no

  • @lewwyy1981
    @lewwyy1981 3 года назад +47

    Seán talking about the porn industry: "I'd really like to learn the _ins and outs_ of it".

  • @miag.3322
    @miag.3322 4 года назад +124

    I took the "when will i die" quiz and this question was added on to the end: *Do you believe that setting up a camera and uploading yourself taking this quiz to your RUclips channel will make you live longer?*
    I found that funny 😂

    • @matchaaulani
      @matchaaulani 4 года назад

      That isn’t true because I took it as well.

    • @thesaddestsmolbean5858
      @thesaddestsmolbean5858 4 года назад +8

      @@matchaaulani It is true, i just took it because i thought is was fake but i got the question too

    • @jaydenfc555
      @jaydenfc555 4 года назад +2

      Aulani And Bean **ITS IN SEANS VID**

    • @Finn_The_Genlosser
      @Finn_The_Genlosser Год назад

      I got the question to.

  • @WORLD_STXR
    @WORLD_STXR 4 года назад +775

    Jack: apparently I'm a sadist
    Me: *cough* Anti *cough*

    • @elixa562
      @elixa562 4 года назад +4

      exactly my thoughts!!!

    • @thatawesamgirl
      @thatawesamgirl 4 года назад +19

      Anti is dominant

    • @wannabecliffburton4275
      @wannabecliffburton4275 4 года назад +2

      @@vexvesper uh you mean masochist? I think I had a stroke reading this.

    • @vexvesper
      @vexvesper 4 года назад +6

      @@wannabecliffburton4275 a sadist enjoys the pain of others and enjoys inflicting said pain.
      A masochist enjoys pain inflicted upon themselves.

    • @maxliu7576
      @maxliu7576 4 года назад +6

      Vex Vesper Fox I think Anti qualifies as both.

  • @thediamondcat8871
    @thediamondcat8871 4 года назад +541

    Jack: "if u are watching anime, outsmarting them isn't fun"
    Death Note: Am i a joke to you?

    • @gr1m21
      @gr1m21 4 года назад +9

      Lol I'm watching death note and I see ryuk appear in the corner

    • @nerdyfreak3844
      @nerdyfreak3844 4 года назад +9

      Damn right! I love Death Note because of exactly that.

    • @brandyhoke9431
      @brandyhoke9431 4 года назад +6

      YES DEATH NOTE!!

    • @foxcom3183
      @foxcom3183 4 года назад +13

      I do like how he unintentionally dissed Death Note twice: first with this, second with the whole "people can see each others lifespans" thing

    • @kolinnitruc8692
      @kolinnitruc8692 4 года назад +12

      Jack: “if u are watching anime, outsmarting they isn’t fun”
      Joseph Joestar: am I a joke to u?

  • @Mr12Relic
    @Mr12Relic 4 года назад +30

    17:11 He's following you, about 30 feet back.
    He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
    He's gaining on you!

  • @deringerbrewster7802
    @deringerbrewster7802 4 года назад +85

    There's a book where this girl was born where she can see everybody is exact death day it's really good my teacher has been letting me borrow it for the last time. I was at school

    • @tacocheese4892
      @tacocheese4892 4 года назад +3

      Do you remember what it was called because I read one like that and she was a suspect in a murder case

    • @inkspill5547
      @inkspill5547 3 года назад +5

      It’s called “When” I think. It’s a really good book.

    • @tacocheese4892
      @tacocheese4892 3 года назад +3

      @@inkspill5547 I loved that book

    • @inkspill5547
      @inkspill5547 3 года назад +4

      taco cheese
      There’s another book called “To Catch A Killer” that has the same kind of suspecting the protagonist plot. If you liked “When” you should read that too.

    • @sadboy-ii8uf
      @sadboy-ii8uf 3 года назад +3

      Is it the one where she's at a Fariswheel and she notices that another of people have the same day and its that day

  • @SciFiGirlGamez
    @SciFiGirlGamez 4 года назад +539

    Hey Jack, there's a movie called "In Time" where everyone stops aging at 25 and then they have a count down clock on their wrists for their life length which is also used as a currency. Check it out.

    • @Olster-xy5ol
      @Olster-xy5ol 4 года назад +12

      SciFiGirlGamez time is money aha

    • @kolbeyhobson3330
      @kolbeyhobson3330 4 года назад +6

      There is also the countdown coming out soon or it did

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 4 года назад

      I think I watched this xD

    • @harssen7051
      @harssen7051 4 года назад +3

      I watched it, it's very cool, nice idea of a movie

    • @coleraicho4119
      @coleraicho4119 4 года назад +5

      Was coming to suggest in time but you beat me to it

  • @harig6028
    @harig6028 4 года назад +278

    “I had a blue one and a brown one; didn’t know what they did.”
    *Immediately lists what they did*

    • @Clwck
      @Clwck 4 года назад

      He didn’t know when he was a kid but now he knows... smh

    • @joefus7124
      @joefus7124 4 года назад +5

      @@Clwck it's a joke. Dont take it seriously😂

    • @Clwck
      @Clwck 4 года назад

      😆

    • @billythegamer4930
      @billythegamer4930 4 года назад +2

      I'm sorry. I am not going to like this because it at 69 likes.

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 4 года назад +2

      I think he means he doesn't remember which way around they were

  • @AstralSpaceFox
    @AstralSpaceFox 3 года назад +98

    You will live til 20-
    “ *N O* “
    *Gunshot

  • @scarlettzweb420
    @scarlettzweb420 4 года назад +323

    Jack: “Females got this in the bag!” Me: “HELL YEAH IMMA LIVE FOREVER and my great grandma is 96 so yay”

    • @acousticorca947
      @acousticorca947 3 года назад +11

      My grandma is 102

    • @naveyard
      @naveyard 3 года назад +6

      My great-grandma's 93 or 94 I can't remember ( im not good with remembering ages)

    • @spofman
      @spofman 3 года назад +5

      My great grandmother passed away at the age of 102

    • @sinisterfroxy
      @sinisterfroxy 3 года назад

      Hey Moses was the longest living man and human ever

    • @naveyard
      @naveyard 3 года назад +2

      @@sinisterfroxy Well there's no proof that he existed so that's debatable

  • @emileeross5171
    @emileeross5171 4 года назад +450

    There’s the movie called “In Time”

  • @SlotheusGaming
    @SlotheusGaming 4 года назад +234

    Jack:" I cringe when I see others in pain"
    Jack in try not to laugh videos: *laughs when someone gets hurt*

  • @peentweltz
    @peentweltz 3 года назад +11

    Jackaboy: “I don’t know when.” (he will die)
    Me: *cries in unus annus ending*

  • @pixels2407
    @pixels2407 4 года назад +9

    4:58 “I put my hands over my ears, curl up in a ball, and run away.” Ummmm, how do you run away when you are curled up in a ball

  • @rbmac110
    @rbmac110 4 года назад +248

    "I'd like to know the ins and outs of the porn industry" are we not gonna talk about how fantastic of a pun that is?

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 4 года назад +2

      Doesn't seem like a great place to work, though.

    • @pestbarn
      @pestbarn 4 года назад +3

      I laughed way too hard at that 👉👌

    • @blazeredraw
      @blazeredraw 4 года назад +1

      @@pestbarn I actually didn't even noticed the second meaning to that sentence till I read this comment XD

    • @TheVloggerDude2018
      @TheVloggerDude2018 4 года назад +2

      pestbarn THATS TERRIBLE!!! 😂😂😂

    • @masonbenoit4527
      @masonbenoit4527 4 года назад +3

      Jack: “I’d like to know the ins and outs of the porn industry “
      My 5 year old sister that doesn’t exist: “what is that “
      Me: “dad Hannah is thinking of porn again”

  • @nightglimmer4595
    @nightglimmer4595 4 года назад +154

    The book, “They Both Die At The End”, has the concept of how you get a phone call the day you will die, similar to what you were talking about. It explores what people would do on their last day and is a real tearjerker. I would highly recommend it if you want a book that tackles that subject.

    • @Lexi-ef7yi
      @Lexi-ef7yi 4 года назад +1

      I wanted to read this!!

    • @Bitume5
      @Bitume5 4 года назад +1

      But isn't it a bury your gay trope ? I love some good YA lgbt books and I've read a ton but the title has kept me away, I don't want to spend a week crying X)

    • @mirtamirtica2326
      @mirtamirtica2326 4 года назад +1

      @@Lexi-ef7yi prepare tissues

    • @dakotasilvey3948
      @dakotasilvey3948 4 года назад +2

      The book Denis Little's death day also has the same story line

    • @piplewis5139
      @piplewis5139 4 года назад +5

      Me, reading a book called "They Both Die At The End":
      Me, being surprised when they both die at the end: :o

  • @cursedorangejuice
    @cursedorangejuice 4 года назад +14

    Yikes i just took my test. My sadomasochism tendency results are here Masochism: 53.49%, Sadism: 39.53%, Neutrality: 6.98%. YIKES, EEeEE

  • @seecretgamer777
    @seecretgamer777 4 года назад +6

    Test: *Do you ever have the impulse to key random cars?*
    Me: Uh, No. Just paint the walls with blood.

  • @realmrcatofficial
    @realmrcatofficial 4 года назад +191

    As long as Jack lives, Nugget will truly live.

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 4 года назад +203

    "Do what you want so long as you're not hurting others or yourself"
    - Jack, whilst taking sado-masochism test

  • @dheatlycruvig7520
    @dheatlycruvig7520 3 года назад +5

    I remember the "Countdown" movie if you have seen it.
    If you don't, it's basically just a movie about an app that can predict the EXACT time you die. And if you try to ran away from death, you will somehow get killed by some demon

  • @IT.Martin
    @IT.Martin 4 года назад +5

    9:04 there is a book called “When” by Victoria Laurie. It is the exact concept that Jack talked about. It is a really good book, very interesting.

  • @serenitii3557
    @serenitii3557 4 года назад +303

    jack: when will i die
    anti: *chuckles*

    • @zeldaoddesy8382
      @zeldaoddesy8382 4 года назад +11

      UNUS ANNUS

    • @angelthings5424
      @angelthings5424 4 года назад +5

      UNUS ANNUS

    • @scxtters3670
      @scxtters3670 4 года назад +2

      Lena oh *hecc*

    • @rebeccaclarke2166
      @rebeccaclarke2166 4 года назад +5

      Jack: when will I die?
      Anti in the background holding a knife: unus annus Unus Annus UNNUS ANNUS...

    • @cherryqre
      @cherryqre 3 года назад +1

      @@rebeccaclarke2166 When he goes to kill Seán, I can’t stop thinking that’s he’s wearing a shark hat

  • @BobBob-zg5lz
    @BobBob-zg5lz 4 года назад +259

    “Are you telling me I’m going to die when I’m 59?”
    You need to find a way to add 10 years to your life

  • @DemiGod_115
    @DemiGod_115 3 года назад +3

    i love how the timer actually countdown, like someone wants to see the amount of time they have left slowly tick away

  • @jakegreedy3247
    @jakegreedy3247 3 года назад +4

    Seán: being sarcastic about being a sadist
    Also Seán: I broke my crush’s ankle

    • @johnlime1469
      @johnlime1469 2 года назад

      .....for sexual gratification...?

  • @LemmyDex
    @LemmyDex 4 года назад +305

    Jack: I’m a sadist!
    Fanfic writers: It’s free real estate

    • @TheMuffinator3
      @TheMuffinator3 4 года назад +21

      Remember fanfic writers, Jack gags easily 👀

    • @BasCosta1
      @BasCosta1 4 года назад +2

      Very noice

    • @lurkinganonymously
      @lurkinganonymously 4 года назад +2

      God no, that's awful 😭

    • @LemmyDex
      @LemmyDex 4 года назад +2

      Sasquatch Fishsticks Oh I’ll call you out, stare you right in the little bit of soul you have left through this screen.

    • @LemmyDex
      @LemmyDex 4 года назад +1

      Sasquatch Fishsticks oh god oh fuck-

  • @thekrillsterex628
    @thekrillsterex628 4 года назад +215

    Honestly I love how Ryuk just popped up from the bottom of the screen like “hey.”

  • @1s091
    @1s091 4 года назад +11

    Jacksepticeye: When will i die?
    Ads: *S E C O N D L I F E*

  • @mariokarter8915
    @mariokarter8915 4 года назад +14

    The movie In Time has people with clocks on their wrists counting down how much time they have left and they use it for money, buying stuff with it and gambling with it

  • @jjppmm29
    @jjppmm29 4 года назад +254

    Jack: "is there something like that, like a movie or a book"
    In Time: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Jarxay
      @Jarxay 4 года назад

      Jetman640 ok me did like

    • @skilledcoyote229
      @skilledcoyote229 4 года назад

      literally one of the best movies thank you so much i forgot the title and after a good few years I now know. Gonna watch that ASAP

    • @g0thlix
      @g0thlix 4 года назад

      YESS I remember this movie!

    • @studioblackheart
      @studioblackheart 4 года назад

      THAT'S WHAT IT WAS

    • @jkthe1682
      @jkthe1682 4 года назад

      Countdown: am I a joke to you?

  • @syahirahshuhaimi3282
    @syahirahshuhaimi3282 4 года назад +375

    There is a movie like that called “In Time”. Where the currency is time, because that the most valuable things. It’s also means, if you’re super rich you can buy time and also can be immortal.

  • @justme_x
    @justme_x 4 года назад +3

    I mean, I am probably late to answer this question, but...
    - "In Time" had this sort of feature of knowing when you are going to die, but time is also the currency, so it's more complex
    - "Countdown" tells the story of what people do when they discover their death day

  • @swiftmckillergermain9028
    @swiftmckillergermain9028 4 года назад +6

    Jack: the internet will tell me when I am going to die
    The internet: already has 3 time
    Lol

  • @connorsok5856
    @connorsok5856 4 года назад +509

    "is there a book that has a person who can see when others will die?"
    Technically yes. Death Note

    • @rcvbilly4265
      @rcvbilly4265 4 года назад +10

      Numbers by rachel ward

    • @kadenbrunney8370
      @kadenbrunney8370 4 года назад +2

      @@rcvbilly4265 good book have you read the second one

    • @rcvbilly4265
      @rcvbilly4265 4 года назад +3

      @@kadenbrunney8370 finishing numbers still

    • @Mishelinqua121
      @Mishelinqua121 4 года назад +5

      thinking the same :) there is even picture of Ryuk there

    • @jem8575
      @jem8575 4 года назад +2

      Watching death note right now lol

  • @KermitTh3Fr0g
    @KermitTh3Fr0g 4 года назад +206

    The movie “In time” is a movie where a countdown of how much time you have to live is on your wrist and money acts as time for when you are going to die so if you wanted to buy something your life will be shortened and you can gain time to live

    • @keanupirrin
      @keanupirrin 4 года назад +1

      Kermit I remember switching the tv channel and watching like the last 2 minutes of that movie years ago.

    • @amo1093
      @amo1093 4 года назад +2

      It also stars Justin Timberlake. I have a feeling Jack would LOVE this movie. Lol

    • @JT-yb6kn
      @JT-yb6kn 4 года назад +1

      Isn't part of it based around how you can gamble for time by taking it away from others?

    • @TomCatwhick.
      @TomCatwhick. 4 года назад +3

      A horror movie came out received named, "Countdown" where a phone app tells you when you are going to die and you can not cheat the system.

    • @anayancipadierna8973
      @anayancipadierna8973 4 года назад

      Kermit i also remember watching that movie. It’s a badass movie. I really loved it.

  • @richsteve007
    @richsteve007 4 года назад

    ‘I usually try my best’ and you’re doing a *GREAT* job!

  • @King_Of_Gay-zg5it
    @King_Of_Gay-zg5it 4 года назад

    There's a book called "They both die at the end" where everyone lives their lives but there's a company that calls you at midnight saying: 'you will die by the end of today' but they don't tell you how and if you will die of natural causes or something else. And their entire world is themed around this like clubs, movies, amusement parks and transport being free for these people. the book follows the story of 2 teenage males who have untill the end of the day to live. It's an amazing book and i normally hate reading but I started reading this book and finished it within a week spending all my free time reading it.

  • @3013spark
    @3013spark 4 года назад +357

    JACK THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED "IN TIME" WHICH HAS EVERY ONE WITH CLOCKS ON THEIR ARMS

    • @yeonkimin7654
      @yeonkimin7654 4 года назад +5

      Isn't it a book too?

    • @jello788
      @jello788 4 года назад +15

      In time : The Movie : The Book : The videogame

    • @Skoopy_Merples
      @Skoopy_Merples 4 года назад +3

      It was a horrible movie

    • @Waspiboi
      @Waspiboi 4 года назад +8

      Omg I've been trying to find the name of that movie for years lol lowkey started to think I made it up lol

    • @hotchocbooks
      @hotchocbooks 4 года назад +3

      omg i love that movie, one of the only openings that made me cry

  • @TheEarthnicity
    @TheEarthnicity 4 года назад +297

    Sean: "I'm not a sadist"
    Also Sean: "Kick the baby"

    • @watersheep5211
      @watersheep5211 4 года назад +5

      Kyle from South Park**

    • @blackjesus1745
      @blackjesus1745 4 года назад

      Don’t kick the baby

    • @gabe-we8hz
      @gabe-we8hz Месяц назад

      🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @gabe-we8hz
      @gabe-we8hz Месяц назад

      @@watersheep5211🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @gabe-we8hz
      @gabe-we8hz Месяц назад

      @@blackjesus1745no duh 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @docnotdoctor7750
    @docnotdoctor7750 3 года назад +5

    I LIVE TO BE IMMORTAL
    *whispers* The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

  • @hadialhaj5237
    @hadialhaj5237 4 года назад +2

    9:14 there's a book like that called 'Num8ers'. It's pretty cool

  • @Hyper_Fixation
    @Hyper_Fixation 4 года назад +168

    "I haven't been to my doctor in a looong time."
    *Dr. Schneeplestein has left the chat.*

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-3291 4 года назад +347

    Jack: “When will I die?”
    Anti: *checks calendar*

  • @aalokp4994
    @aalokp4994 3 года назад +3

    Sean:"is there a game or movie like that"
    Shinigami from death note:" Am i a joke to you"
    EVEN ROBIN KNOWS!!!! No hate tho luv u

  • @DeadJackal6771
    @DeadJackal6771 3 года назад

    13:39 "Ins and outs" good one Jack!

  • @bruh-a-nator7845
    @bruh-a-nator7845 4 года назад +296

    Jack: "I cringe when others get hurt"
    Jackcepticeye funniest home videos: hold my keyboard

    • @jeremycatches9766
      @jeremycatches9766 4 года назад +1

      Jack also:"I really like to see when other people die'"

  • @theirishninjasanimations
    @theirishninjasanimations 4 года назад +382

    Jack: "When will I die?"
    Me: "Silly Jack, you've already died at least three times, the internet said it so it must be true!"

    • @lelobass
      @lelobass 4 года назад +1

      not funny

    • @Nimufufu
      @Nimufufu 4 года назад +4

      @@lelobass let him have this

    • @tinasue1494
      @tinasue1494 4 года назад

      Are you one of those peebs who believe every single thing you find on the internet

    • @theirishninjasanimations
      @theirishninjasanimations 4 года назад +4

      The joke
      Your head

    • @trq7072
      @trq7072 4 года назад +3

      @@tinasue1494 are you one of those peebs who doesn't get a joke

  • @smolkittens6783
    @smolkittens6783 3 года назад

    Two things I thought of:
    1. In time (movie), they have clocks on their arms that count to their death, but the time is also used as currency, so the rich live for hundreds of years and the poor literally live paycheck to paycheck.
    2. Numbers by Rachel Ward (book) where the protagonist can see everyone’s death date. It’s actually a trilogy and I really enjoyed those books. Only took me 10 months to remember the name. But worth it

  • @mi-suk3691
    @mi-suk3691 4 года назад +2

    I saw this video and thought I would take the quiz and there has been added a last question: “Do you believe that setting up a camera and uploading yourself taking this quiz to your RUclips channel will make you live longer?” I think they watched your video Jack 😂

  • @caffeinatedcobra1914
    @caffeinatedcobra1914 4 года назад +225

    "When did I last do sports errrrrm I don't know"
    According to my calculations you played ring fit 6 days ago

    • @sanamite
      @sanamite 4 года назад

      xD

    • @turtlejeremy6980
      @turtlejeremy6980 4 года назад

      First luigi cant be as you say and ring fit is not a sport

    • @caffeinatedcobra1914
      @caffeinatedcobra1914 4 года назад

      @@turtlejeremy6980 sport is exercise and ring fit is exercise so therefore I am still correct
      elementary dear watson

  • @lordstrnge3493
    @lordstrnge3493 4 года назад +193

    Jack: "I'd like to learn the ' In's and Out's ' of the porn industry"
    Me: immediately bursts into fits of giggling

  • @eligner5729
    @eligner5729 4 года назад +1

    13:00 roller coasters are awesome. They’re an irrational fear because you are 40,000x likelier to die driving to the theme park than you are on the rides. 4 deaths per year vs 1.25 million per year

  • @yousureboutthat1271
    @yousureboutthat1271 4 года назад +1

    7:30 This reminded me of "Tuck Everlasting" because when we read it at school, we kept talking about whether we would want to become immortal.

  • @duckduckgamer8425
    @duckduckgamer8425 4 года назад +413

    "I don't want to be here anymore"
    "I can't be stopped"
    "When will I die"
    Jack are you okay.

    • @seellas
      @seellas 4 года назад +2

      Bruh

    • @halberd-3291
      @halberd-3291 4 года назад +11

      Huh. It’s almost like there’s something more going on beneath the surface. Like there’s another being changing the videos to their liking...

    • @elitesoldier8340
      @elitesoldier8340 4 года назад +3

      I'm now genuinely worried....

    • @Spike-lj7bm
      @Spike-lj7bm 4 года назад +1

      @@halberd-3291 anti is bbbbbbbbaaaacccccccckkkkkkk

    • @Kazuyer_mishimer
      @Kazuyer_mishimer 4 года назад

      @@seellas did somebody say bruh?

  • @biscuito7
    @biscuito7 4 года назад +48

    aw when jack said “the rest of my family...let’s not get in to it” my heart broke 💔

  • @carenrose6002
    @carenrose6002 3 года назад

    9:11 there's also the music video of Savin' Me by Nickelback. I didn't remember much about it, so I had to look it up.
    Starts with one guy looking around at everybody weirdly, he saves a guy from being hit by a bus. Then that guy can see these orange digital countdown clocks over everyone's heads - he's like stopping people and waving over their heads. There's an old lady that dies in an ambulance.
    Then at the end there's a lady going to get in her car, and her clock is going town super quick, the guy pulls her away from her car just as some construction thing falls and crushes her car. Then from her POV she looks around confused and can see the clocks over everybody's heads.

  • @vhypnoticyt-9552
    @vhypnoticyt-9552 3 года назад

    “In time” it’s a movie where you have a timer counting down. Everyone has a bracelet on your wrist, whoever has their wrist on top they take time away from the bottom person til they are no more. It’s kinda like natural selection.

  • @yeetasaurusrex1422
    @yeetasaurusrex1422 4 года назад +74

    "I put my hands on my ears, curl up into a ball and run away"
    Now I imaging jack curling up into a ball and rolling away

    • @creation500_9
      @creation500_9 4 года назад

      Just fickin wrecking ball from overwatch😂

  • @seabeagle
    @seabeagle 4 года назад +197

    Everyone: "In Time"
    Me: ever heard of "Countdown"?

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 4 года назад +2

      Everyone: nope

    • @waterguy1744
      @waterguy1744 4 года назад +1

      no u?

    • @micano_star6552
      @micano_star6552 4 года назад +3

      That trailer gave me chills ngl

    • @justinianian
      @justinianian 4 года назад

      I'll give you 30 seconds to explain that one ;)

    • @blueglass8076
      @blueglass8076 4 года назад +2

      I watched it...Its kind of boring. THEY didnt portray the good idea of knowing when you'll die,overused jumpscares even became very boring at the end

  • @n2.22
    @n2.22 4 года назад

    Jack feels his own heartbeat and the vibration acts like a little sound
    Also Jack: *AWAKEN*

  • @keirasalley6851
    @keirasalley6851 3 года назад +72

    Plot twist: the 31st of January 2050 is when the world ends

    • @unlimee
      @unlimee 3 года назад

      How do you know

    • @sebastian4507
      @sebastian4507 3 года назад

      That not a plot twist I knew it

    • @keirasalley6851
      @keirasalley6851 3 года назад

      Haseeb Mazhar because that’s when jacksepticeye dies

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 3 года назад

      @@unlimee iTs ThE iLlUmInAtTi !!!1!!1!!11

    • @unlimee
      @unlimee 3 года назад

      @@nithen8179 Oh! i understood

  • @williamshaw8904
    @williamshaw8904 4 года назад +642

    Jack: “are there any movies about when people are going to die”
    Countdown: am I a joke to you
    Wow 660 likes jeeez

    • @JasonMeow
      @JasonMeow 4 года назад +2

      Granted, countdown is still fairly new

    • @jacksonhilliard4332
      @jacksonhilliard4332 4 года назад +4

      that's exactly what I was thinking about

    • @dustynfeltner4459
      @dustynfeltner4459 4 года назад +6

      William Shaw isn’t that one with the green clocks on there arms

    • @BrianDeBrain_
      @BrianDeBrain_ 4 года назад +14

      In Time: Am I a joke to you?

    • @thomasphillips1599
      @thomasphillips1599 4 года назад +2

      I wanna see countdown it’s so cool

  • @NarTheNecromancer
    @NarTheNecromancer 4 года назад +394

    Hearing Sean say his relationship with his family is not that great makes me want to give him a hug.

    • @therealsamtheman
      @therealsamtheman 4 года назад +14

      aww this is so nice. Family can be really tough x

    • @NarTheNecromancer
      @NarTheNecromancer 4 года назад +32

      @@therealsamtheman Thank you for the kind reply. I actually didn't know his relationship with his family was bad until I saw this video. I had thought that his comments about his dad and such in previous vids were just for jokesies.

    • @adieraditz
      @adieraditz 4 года назад +2

      And i hear sean say i live in brighton

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C 4 года назад +5

      HUG DA BEEEEAAAAANNNN!!!!!

  • @svetlanajames6837
    @svetlanajames6837 3 года назад +1

    Sean: when will I die?
    Sean 2019: I will die every year

  • @benjengen9766
    @benjengen9766 4 года назад +1

    Title: When will I die?
    Me: Our hero will never ever die

  • @charlienolan1417
    @charlienolan1417 4 года назад +177

    Jack: I hate when people are in pain.
    Me: How is Chase?

    • @bennydoesstuff7429
      @bennydoesstuff7429 4 года назад +2

      Oof

    • @okie8121
      @okie8121 4 года назад +1

      OHHH NOOOOOOooooo

    • @topaz6995
      @topaz6995 4 года назад +4

      I'll do you one better, why is chase?

    • @Aleula
      @Aleula 4 года назад +5

      @@topaz6995 No, I'll do YOU one better, when is Chase?

    • @vicool217
      @vicool217 4 года назад

      Oh my god my dogs name is cchase

  • @kyraharrison3721
    @kyraharrison3721 4 года назад +127

    Jack: “knock on wood”
    Also jack: *knocks on his head*
    Who knew heads were made out of wood

    • @closetskeletons
      @closetskeletons 4 года назад +4

      Lmao you don't do that? 😂 I always have

    • @dragon_reborn1123
      @dragon_reborn1123 4 года назад +1

      That was the joke

    • @WansleyYT
      @WansleyYT 4 года назад +1

      @@dragon_reborn1123 omg guys look someone who doesn't know sarcasm 🙄🙄

    • @sopanda5072
      @sopanda5072 4 года назад

      I feel like an idiot but I've never got that joke "knocking on wood" thing plz explain

    • @kyraharrison3721
      @kyraharrison3721 4 года назад

      So Panda it’s just used as a good luck charm kind of a thing. When you want something good to happen you knock on wood, or when you think something good will happen, you knock on wood. It’s explained better on google lol

  • @johnchase6507
    @johnchase6507 4 года назад

    Old jack SPEED IS KEY!! New jack life lesson every video

  • @catsplaygames258
    @catsplaygames258 4 года назад

    I never thought I would see a death note reference in one of jacksepticeye's videos, that is amazing

  • @crysteljadeavestruz4190
    @crysteljadeavestruz4190 4 года назад +72

    "how many hours do you sit down?"
    me, a student: oh boi you don't wanna know that

  • @doc5144
    @doc5144 4 года назад +87

    Jack : Let’s say I die tomorrow
    Me: How about no

    • @boxgurll
      @boxgurll 4 года назад

      i said the same thing bahahahah

    • @gh0stly___
      @gh0stly___ 4 года назад

      MrPhantom jack IS my Source of happiness 😂

  • @sarah-janeszabo1859
    @sarah-janeszabo1859 4 года назад

    jack:you know so much about me
    also jack:tells us where he lives

  • @cancelledchannel9487
    @cancelledchannel9487 4 года назад

    "Outsmarting them isn't fun"
    Watching lelouch outsmart his enemies is the most fun thing in the world

  • @lisandepuredream9056
    @lisandepuredream9056 4 года назад +501

    "are you left handed or right handed?"
    ambidextruous people: am I a joke to you?

    • @jadiediesalot1201
      @jadiediesalot1201 4 года назад +4

      As the comment above mentions, ambidexterous people tend to have a dominant hand whether theyre naturally ambidexterous or trained ambidexterous. I trained myself to be able to do most things with both hands but my right is still my dominant and i do most things better with my right because its the one i use whenever i can, somethings im better with my left but very few things.

    • @katewebster373
      @katewebster373 4 года назад +3

      I'm ambidextrous but my right hand is my dominant hand and I only can use my left hand for a few things like eating or writing (yes, I can write with my left hand) I can also type with my left hand, but that's only a few things lol

    • @audreyperkins781
      @audreyperkins781 4 года назад

      Lisande Puredream lol me

    • @Wookiee925
      @Wookiee925 4 года назад +3

      Ambidextrous person here, we can indeed be equally dominant in both hands, that's literally the definition. If one hand is still more dominant then that's the dominant hand, I mean it's pure logic. You can be more extremely dominant or only slightly dominant, but ambidextrous is when the difference between the two is negligible.
      And if the dominant hand changes with activity then you cross dominant

    • @commanderfox64
      @commanderfox64 4 года назад +1

      yess like they always forget about us 😂😂

  • @realdeal8930
    @realdeal8930 4 года назад +132

    Jack: "When will I die?"
    Me: "Well according to the internet, you already did die."

    • @kiratakashi
      @kiratakashi 4 года назад +3

      Real Deal It was twice😁

    • @realdeal8930
      @realdeal8930 4 года назад +1

      @@kiratakashi Oh right. Lol

  • @ashleemortimer175
    @ashleemortimer175 3 года назад +1

    When u were talking about if u knew when u were gonna die it kinda reminded me of the Rdr2 protagonist Arthur morgan as he finds out he hasn't go that much time to live so he try's to do the best he can trying to be a good person even one of the side missions he confirms that he is scared about dieing

  • @rockslade1367
    @rockslade1367 3 года назад +2

    yeah the movie is called IN TIME

  • @kendrakirby2020
    @kendrakirby2020 4 года назад +48

    Jack: it’s weird that some of you know so much about me.
    Also Jack: *takes a quiz about if he’s a sadomasochist*

  • @jensonpreacher4772
    @jensonpreacher4772 3 года назад

    as a Canadian i can say that syrup is all that keeps us alive

  • @ptcatt9331
    @ptcatt9331 3 года назад

    Jack: “I want to see a movie or show where everyone can see when they die
    Also Jack: “If it’s in anime then I don’t want to see people getting outsmarted”
    Death Note: “What do you want from me?”

  • @The1stvessel
    @The1stvessel 4 года назад +110

    Jack: when will i die?
    Comments: you will never die (hoping)
    Unus annus: the end is inevitable. The clock wont stop ticking

    • @shad8738
      @shad8738 4 года назад +1

      Unus

    • @The1stvessel
      @The1stvessel 4 года назад +1

      @@shad8738 thanks. I fixed it

    • @shad8738
      @shad8738 4 года назад +1

      @@The1stvessel moslt welcome

  • @xyrenity6703
    @xyrenity6703 4 года назад +2417

    Jack: "When will I die?"
    One year, you only have one year.
    *UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS*
    EDIT: All these likes, well done. One year everyone, memento mori.

    • @thenotsoemogod5185
      @thenotsoemogod5185 4 года назад +9

      I love that 😂😂

    • @augustinola9261
      @augustinola9261 4 года назад +46

      YES A FELLOW FAN!
      unus annus,
      momento mori.

    • @windrocker1676
      @windrocker1676 4 года назад +22

      UNUS ANNUS

    • @randomnum111
      @randomnum111 4 года назад +15

      Yes fellow Marliplier and Crankgameplays fan(I'm Mark's enemy), unnus annus can explaib everything

    • @saijalbedi9252
      @saijalbedi9252 4 года назад +8

      I was looking for this comment! 😂😂

  • @Jacobc26
    @Jacobc26 3 года назад +1

    Jack: women live longer
    Those 3 daughters from the claremont killings: •_•

  • @smokescreen219
    @smokescreen219 4 года назад

    8:47 And that's why the saying ignorance is bliss is a saying.

  • @Monquie2000
    @Monquie2000 4 года назад +134

    Game: “How would you describe the shape of your figure?“
    Jack: “Jack-ed”

    • @nathanbro6285
      @nathanbro6285 4 года назад

      The Alpha Doge ha I made it 70

    • @Monquie2000
      @Monquie2000 4 года назад +1

      Nathan Bro you are the enemy of the people...

  • @rosecoloredraindrops5456
    @rosecoloredraindrops5456 4 года назад +447

    Actually theres a book called "when" about a girl who can tell when everyone is gonna die and she tries to save people and it shows the death date over their heads, it's by Victoria Laurie and it's pretty interesting i hightly recommend it

    • @Gremlinfamily13
      @Gremlinfamily13 4 года назад +5

      Alexis Leone Definitely going to give it a read!!

    • @ethanlavair7069
      @ethanlavair7069 4 года назад +3

      It's an amazing book

    • @albertamalachi3560
      @albertamalachi3560 4 года назад +20

      Are you trying to make people go through an existential crisis by reading that book?
      ...good good.
      Continue.

    • @pacrat_
      @pacrat_ 4 года назад +6

      Death Note

    • @nomorerekfj
      @nomorerekfj 4 года назад +6

      PACRAT that’s nothing like death note 🤦‍♂️

  • @100notnormal
    @100notnormal 4 года назад

    7:08
    Jack started unus annus.
    The clock is ticking.

  • @catseyecreations9902
    @catseyecreations9902 3 года назад

    Can confirm. Jack is not dead yet. Keep it up buddy!

  • @gavinwebber3337
    @gavinwebber3337 4 года назад +71

    Jack: “I get a little wheeze if I run too much”
    Every one else: “that’s how it works”