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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2019
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    Follow JonTron Here:
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    Follow Garrett Smithley Here:
    / garrettsmithley
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    Business Inquiries:
    jontron(at)ellifyagency.com
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    Crew:
    Director, Writer - Jon Jafari
    Director of Photography, Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
    Gaffer, Camera Operator - Michael Shayne
    Editor -Andrew Reynoso
    Sound - Matt Bunker
    Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
    --
    SPECIAL THANKS TO:
    www.carsracingtour.com
    "Ride Along Car Supplier"
    www.gopromotorplex.com
    "Go Kart Facility"
    www.hickorymotorspeedway.com
    "Short Track Location"
    AND A HUGE THANKS TO GARRETT SMITHLEY AND NASCAR FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE :)))
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @adamc2957
    @adamc2957 4 года назад +5049

    "this looks like a gulag from a certain angle"
    "sir this is a racetrack"

    • @Francois_Dupont
      @Francois_Dupont 4 года назад +22

      can someone explain this to me?

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 4 года назад +259

      @@Francois_Dupont A gulag is where the communists put their political dissidents

    • @DiglidiDudeNG
      @DiglidiDudeNG 4 года назад +138

      @@ohnoitschris what's a dissident?

    • @tFighterPilot
      @tFighterPilot 4 года назад

      ​@Damian 2000 Dysenteriae

    • @MegaMan-bs3oy
      @MegaMan-bs3oy 4 года назад +7

      You would think after his podcast he would keep that on the downlow

  • @you_just
    @you_just 4 года назад +3026

    “Like, it’s a forced labor camp”
    ...
    “Well this is a racetrack”

    • @ihatemyself5871
      @ihatemyself5871 4 года назад +25

      You_just John: ahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @seanoloan5627
      @seanoloan5627 4 года назад +13

      You_just this is a bathtub

    • @WoodlandDrake
      @WoodlandDrake 4 года назад +48

      I have never heard Jon emit such pure, genuine laughter.

    • @panzerknackerauto8227
      @panzerknackerauto8227 4 года назад +3

      Auhauahauahauahauahauahauquahauahahauahauauh

    • @narsheguard6417
      @narsheguard6417 4 года назад +8

      Yeah we also watched the video. Thanks for your incredibly insightful comment

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 года назад +828

    "why are there no head lights?"
    Jon obviously didn't watch Cars,.

    • @tawmydukes
      @tawmydukes 4 года назад +8

      Pip?

    • @realsupernova222
      @realsupernova222 3 года назад +94

      Racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.

    • @estebanvelazquez353
      @estebanvelazquez353 3 года назад +55

      @@realsupernova222 yeah well so is my brother but he still needs headlights!

    • @oliveiradmdiogo
      @oliveiradmdiogo 3 года назад +9

      @@realsupernova222 You spelled *L I T* wrong

    • @cold_chimp
      @cold_chimp 3 года назад +5

      we dont need headlights, the track is always LIT

  • @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen
    @janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen 3 года назад +455

    Jon: "I searched NASCAR on Wikipedia"
    Garrett: "What is a gulag?"
    *A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN*

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +2

      "Learn of the oracle, my son, and your knowledge of reality will be infinite..."

  • @nathanr4860
    @nathanr4860 4 года назад +2955

    “They’re stickers?” “How do you get around in the dark” “the track is always lit”
    This is literally the cars movie lmao

    • @TheMysteriousK
      @TheMysteriousK 4 года назад +49

      Shhhhh dont tell Disney, they might copyright strike the video 🤫

    • @chimeraguts
      @chimeraguts 4 года назад +54

      Mickey's probably loading his glock as we speak....

    • @tntalchemist
      @tntalchemist 4 года назад +14

      Shhhhh! The mouse already attacked him when Bootleg Mufasa visited him. We don't need that to happen again

    • @DrowningScallop
      @DrowningScallop 3 года назад +3

      @@chimeraguts no. Mickey no.

  • @nahuigonzalez6322
    @nahuigonzalez6322 4 года назад +2878

    "What's the weather gonna be like next week Garret?"
    "Faster than you."
    L E G E N D

    • @NavinLuke
      @NavinLuke 4 года назад +61

      Yea Garrett was an absolute fucking bro

    • @bigburgerboi1
      @bigburgerboi1 4 года назад +3

      no one like this comment, it's 420

    • @XereX-Official
      @XereX-Official 4 года назад +31

      he's not wrong though! average wind speed is around 10 miles per hour! jon is too chubby to hit that!

    • @mrobull
      @mrobull 4 года назад +3

      Dam savage

  • @narsheguard6417
    @narsheguard6417 3 года назад +304

    Literal Nascar driver plays a VR racing game: "This is the coolest thing I've ever done."

  • @colettebrunel89
    @colettebrunel89 4 года назад +1075

    I got to meet him back in May 2019 with then 3 year old son, hes a great guy... and i seen him with the flex seal car and asked him about Jon and hes like yeah I met him, the look on his face was like a Vietnam flash back I invoked.

    • @ThrowAway-gu2lw
      @ThrowAway-gu2lw 4 года назад +94

      I really hope this is true

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol 3 года назад +37

      Man was having WWI shell shock

    • @teeg7078
      @teeg7078 2 года назад +16

      He was probably thinking about their lost spark connection that faded too soon but neither will text the other first 😓 like they were so cool together, at least it seemed like. They totally should have collabed on flex tape. Whatever the reason I do feel kinda bad like they coulda been good friends but great vid I wish there was another

    • @user-me3ge8de4o
      @user-me3ge8de4o Год назад +1

      Lmao that's so cool

    • @colettebrunel89
      @colettebrunel89 Год назад +1

      @Throw Away it is real I met him in Delaware on the Airforce base at an event...

  • @pontius428
    @pontius428 4 года назад +7586

    Barely a minute in and Jon’s talking about gulags and Russian dissidents

    • @GBart
      @GBart 4 года назад +90

      Polilala dissawhaa??

    • @toastytoaster974
      @toastytoaster974 4 года назад +112

      Yeah well this is a racetrack video.

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 4 года назад +7

      Classic

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 4 года назад +12

      Connor Qualls Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @mattelollol1
      @mattelollol1 4 года назад +6

      Question not the lord

  • @cameronthomson154
    @cameronthomson154 4 года назад +8343

    I’m actually so down for an entire series of Jon going head to head against sports professionals and then facing them in a video game version of the same sport.

    • @morgank6268
      @morgank6268 4 года назад +216

      Sort of like Shaq vs but actually entertaining

    • @tbonenom3736
      @tbonenom3736 4 года назад +89

      Put my vote down for boxing next!

    • @Jhmhfhyh
      @Jhmhfhyh 4 года назад +20

      Why not just put the two together and pit Jon against Faker

    • @robinmask1012
      @robinmask1012 4 года назад +43

      Jontron vs. Brock Lesnar

    • @jabz1582
      @jabz1582 4 года назад +2

      It is settled then

  • @James-eq8cq
    @James-eq8cq 4 года назад +263

    He's super laid back, but the moment he starts driving you can see the focus and fire in his eyes

    • @dusktodawn3796
      @dusktodawn3796 2 года назад +7

      More like he focuses on the half naked girls on the infield at talladega as fire shoots out of his engine bay

  • @totinopizzarolls2364
    @totinopizzarolls2364 4 года назад +238

    Nascar driver: explains who he is
    Jontron: I didn’t ask for your Wikipedia

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 года назад +6161

    2 minutes into meeting Jon:
    *Pure person* : “what’s a gulag?”

    • @wellguesswhatIthink
      @wellguesswhatIthink 4 года назад +476

      "Well Garret, it's a place where you can't go fast"

    • @megabuster3940
      @megabuster3940 4 года назад +408

      @@wellguesswhatIthink no actually, It's a place where you go to fast.
      As in *starve*

    • @MD-sh9nk
      @MD-sh9nk 4 года назад +86

      @@megabuster3940 the best diet regime

    • @lucas3918
      @lucas3918 4 года назад +36

      Well Garrat, you know those Weight Watchers camps...?

    • @Sensitiveskeptic
      @Sensitiveskeptic 4 года назад +19

      Pure spelled d u m b

  • @nobhead1949
    @nobhead1949 4 года назад +5183

    I like how the only reason they had garret smithley because one of his sponsors is flex tape

    • @vincereterram8150
      @vincereterram8150 4 года назад +265

      Really, he has flex tape as a sponsor?

    • @tubalubsplaysdestiny9612
      @tubalubsplaysdestiny9612 4 года назад +170

      vincere terram all 4 versions of Flex have a sponsor

    • @SansthePUNisher
      @SansthePUNisher 4 года назад +145

      vincere terram has NOT JUST FLEX TAPE, also flex seal

    • @twig4661
      @twig4661 4 года назад +39

      @@vincereterram8150 i would think these guys would sell out to anyone as long as they get to race

    • @cjnemetz8714
      @cjnemetz8714 4 года назад +25

      Twig 46 Flex Seal has been their sponsor since 2012

  • @MuppetVT
    @MuppetVT 4 года назад +430

    "You just cost me money cause I'm gonna buy one of these."
    That right there was a good thing for him cause with the fact NASCAR is doing all these virtual races, Garrett was ready for it.

    • @Thunderchicken69
      @Thunderchicken69 4 года назад +12

      NASCAR sent them the simulators, they had to use ones with their specs and not their personal ones assuming they had one.

    • @zeeagle2799
      @zeeagle2799 3 года назад +17

      @@Thunderchicken69 doesn't mean he can't be getting used to racing virtually

    • @ameraldas3641
      @ameraldas3641 3 года назад +2

      @@Thunderchicken69 then why are they playing dirt rally, a game with shitty pavement handling physics, instead of iracing, which is just nascar

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 3 года назад +8

      @@ameraldas3641 because iracing is a huge waste of money

  • @olivermadison1148
    @olivermadison1148 3 года назад +67

    “race cars don’t need headlights because the track is always LIT”

  • @misteroddstuff
    @misteroddstuff 4 года назад +1776

    Me: "How did Jon got a NASCAR Driver?"
    Me: *Sees Flex Tape Logo*
    Me: "Oh, I see"

    • @LegoCookieDoggie
      @LegoCookieDoggie 4 года назад +19

      The Flex Tape illuminati

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 4 года назад +3

      get* a NASCAR Driver

    • @hakuzoable
      @hakuzoable 4 года назад +3

      the flex tape/seal plot continues

    • @spacekii
      @spacekii 4 года назад +2

      Oh I thought it was cause NASCAR is dying

    • @PrinceMarcusWilliam
      @PrinceMarcusWilliam 4 года назад +2

      you meant get... I'm pretty sure... because even my 2nd grade students would catch that...

  • @rolfdaswalross
    @rolfdaswalross 4 года назад +2304

    "whats a gulag?"
    "whats political diss...aaadentist?"
    pure gold

    • @UsernameCantGetMuchLongerCanIt
      @UsernameCantGetMuchLongerCanIt 4 года назад +54

      Gulags are bigger memes than they were camps

    • @moonsaves
      @moonsaves 4 года назад +157

      I expected the NASCAR racer to be a savant about cars and know nothing about literally anything else. I wasn't disappointed.

    • @theiridiumgamer5225
      @theiridiumgamer5225 4 года назад +35

      Garrett literally proved all my suspicions and stereotypes true about these types of people, they know how to drive fast in circles for hours and not much else.

    • @spanishempire7766
      @spanishempire7766 4 года назад +9

      This is a race track

    • @twin_2339
      @twin_2339 4 года назад +19

      @@theiridiumgamer5225 tbh most people who dont binge the internet and history memes wouldn't really care, if jon said concentration camp he probably wouldve gotten it

  • @RoloTonyBrownTown69420
    @RoloTonyBrownTown69420 4 года назад +58

    I love how genuine they both are. Garrett seemed awkward but opened up so fast and Jon was just happy to be there.

  • @andreparra9241
    @andreparra9241 4 года назад +149

    Me: how did this crossover happen? *sees the flex tape sponsor sign* AH I SEE

  • @IAMPOPP
    @IAMPOPP 4 года назад +1658

    "What's a Gulag?"
    "What are political Dissidents?"
    "Well, this is a racetrack...."
    Lmao

    • @JohnyScissors
      @JohnyScissors 4 года назад +63

      I mean he's a professional racer not a political science major

    • @buxadonoff
      @buxadonoff 4 года назад +94

      @@JohnyScissors You don't need to be an expert to know what a gulag is and what a political dissident is..

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 4 года назад +41

      @@JohnyScissors I don't know man, I'm a nothing major and I think I could walk intellectual circles around that guy on most any subject.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +1

      *laughs in JBP*

    • @ridleyscurry2480
      @ridleyscurry2480 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @pwa7287
    @pwa7287 4 года назад +1460

    "What's a gulag", the face of Jon when he realised he'd have to explain it is priceless

    • @SevenAsses
      @SevenAsses 4 года назад +1

      Wait, did he remove that clip??

    • @Ratknife
      @Ratknife 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SevenAssesna its at the beginning

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 4 года назад +549

    I was hoping that Jon was going to do a commercial for the racing chair setup at the end. That looks sweet.

  • @Bobcat205
    @Bobcat205 4 года назад +107

    10:02 What he actually said:
    “Boy, I could sh*t my pants right now because they just keep having all these cautions.”

    • @LordHoth_09
      @LordHoth_09 3 года назад +26

      I questioned why they got confused with the subtitles but then realized they don’t understand loud Southern like me 😂

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 2 года назад +4

      That makes WAY more sense than the subtitles.

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 года назад +1316

    “This isn’t a gulag it’s a racetrack!” is the evolved form of “this isn’t a beach it’s a bathtub!”

    • @riccardo1796
      @riccardo1796 4 года назад +36

      Same energy

    • @smileplease_91
      @smileplease_91 4 года назад +7

      I'M DECEASED

    • @titaniswashed
      @titaniswashed 4 года назад +13

      I thought more along the lines of "sir, this is an Arby's"

    • @landen.c
      @landen.c 4 года назад +2

      Hey ARC, I've been subbed to you for a month or two. Nice to see you!

    • @ARCArmy
      @ARCArmy 4 года назад

      Sir Epicton hey man! I remember you from my comment sections. Nice to see you too! And thank you for the support 🙏🏻

  • @BilliamRockwellSafeMode
    @BilliamRockwellSafeMode 4 года назад +2436

    JonTron: “Me being an epic gamer”
    Oh shit - I forgot Jon used to play video games.

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 4 года назад +93

      He's an epic memer now.

    • @djungelskog2654
      @djungelskog2654 4 года назад +28

      He stills plays

    • @BilliamRockwellSafeMode
      @BilliamRockwellSafeMode 4 года назад +32

      wolfs4522 pics or it didn’t happen

    • @ethanwoods9571
      @ethanwoods9571 4 года назад +4

      @@BilliamRockwellSafeMode You mean or?

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 4 года назад +34

      I'm sure he still plays video games he just doesn't make videos on them anymore.
      Kind of a shame really.

  • @Dy1an.k
    @Dy1an.k 2 года назад +9

    1:54 Jon just re-enacted the stickers scene from cars unintentionally and i love it

  • @nicholasgeorge4197
    @nicholasgeorge4197 4 года назад +92

    Garrett played a great straight man to Jon

    • @anonymouseicecube91
      @anonymouseicecube91 2 года назад +3

      Yeah. They should start a let's play channel together.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 года назад

      yah but why tf couldn't he goof a little? just throw a goof out there just once maybe

    • @KevinSting
      @KevinSting 2 года назад +2

      @@gordonlekfors2708 straight man

  • @Takastrapi
    @Takastrapi 4 года назад +3301

    *has no idea what Jon is talking about*
    “well this is a racetrack”

    • @DBK_xSynthroid_v2
      @DBK_xSynthroid_v2 4 года назад +110

      Jon: *dies laughing*

    • @mattyang5030
      @mattyang5030 4 года назад +12

      Well here are these pretzels

    • @thomashunter3620
      @thomashunter3620 4 года назад +129

      He has got my respect for asking though, so many people just pretend they understand things

    • @EmperorPrinc3
      @EmperorPrinc3 4 года назад +30

      Honestly the only time I've ever heard Jons true laugh

    • @StarDangerous0
      @StarDangerous0 4 года назад +4

      This is library....

  • @Bejk
    @Bejk 4 года назад +1872

    I am ashamed to say that the static, low effort truck effect on the go-cart track scared the shit out of me

  • @highestsettings
    @highestsettings 3 года назад +35

    We all need to take a moment to appreciate that amazingly perfect stop Garret did on the go-kart.

  • @simonrego1609
    @simonrego1609 3 года назад +60

    Jon: this looks like a gulag from a certain angle
    Random parent: sir this is a daycare

  • @disgruntledartichoke6157
    @disgruntledartichoke6157 4 года назад +954

    Jon: *Amazed that race cars don’t have actual lights*
    Me, an intellectual: You fool, didn’t you watch Cars?

    • @drifterax7731
      @drifterax7731 4 года назад +31

      The track is always *lit*

    • @hen6959
      @hen6959 4 года назад +20

      The track is always L I T

    • @seldfn
      @seldfn 4 года назад +1

      Exactly my thought :D

    • @landen.c
      @landen.c 4 года назад +4

      The track is always... LIT... tah.

    • @FV4030
      @FV4030 4 года назад

      Cancer

  • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
    @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 4 года назад +1965

    "it looks like a gulag"
    "well uh this is a racetrack"

  • @PinkEXP
    @PinkEXP 3 года назад +30

    I was never a fan of nascar but damn this definitely makes me get a bit of appreciation for them. It looks tough and seeing how easy it culd become a crash is pretty crazy. Also Garrett seems pretty chill.

  • @Hylander27
    @Hylander27 4 года назад +10

    Garrett pure innocence when talking to jon about a gulag reminds me of Jack McBrayer
    "this looks like a gulag when viewed from the right angle"
    "well, this is a racetrack"

  • @GlassedGamer
    @GlassedGamer 4 года назад +3775

    The only thing faster than his car is Garret's witty replies.

    • @VKAG
      @VKAG 4 года назад +52

      Batabii to add suspense

    • @hayden9127
      @hayden9127 4 года назад +36

      Faster than you

    • @rotten6253
      @rotten6253 4 года назад +6

      The HAMS Sandwich straighter than you

    • @92_orsomething
      @92_orsomething 4 года назад

      r/MurderedByWords

    • @GlassedGamer
      @GlassedGamer 4 года назад

      @@TheRealBatabii I left it there as an offering to the Grammar Gods of Old. Seems like they received it, and hopefully I'm now blessed for a while.

  • @dyukin
    @dyukin 4 года назад +2183

    The “Flex Tape” sponsor on Garrett’s race suit... priceless.

    • @PS1-Hagrid
      @PS1-Hagrid 4 года назад +45

      Not to mention the "Flex Seal" t-shirt.

    • @TomBoi
      @TomBoi 4 года назад +45

      Flex Tape has sponsored the team that Smithley drives for for quite a while now. Nice to see them make a crossover here.

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +2

      What’s higher then “priceless”

    • @BazzleKingOfMars
      @BazzleKingOfMars 4 года назад +16

      The Jontron Cinematic Universe begins

    • @Epicbasedgamer
      @Epicbasedgamer 4 года назад +1

      he is also wearing mix matched socks

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead 3 года назад +16

    8:42 I must be too drunk cause that semi truck scared the shit out of me.

  • @thepanic666
    @thepanic666 4 года назад +47

    "What's a gulag?" I am surprised he wasn't scared to ask that.

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 3 года назад +4

      Nothing wrong with ignorance, its willful ignorance that's the problem

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 2 года назад +1

      well he has to feign ignorance otherwise theyll get to him

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 4 года назад +2307

    John: “It looks like a gulag”
    Garrett: “Whats a gulag?”
    Spoken like a true member of the party. Just be sure to have your badge showing at all times guys!
    Edit: read my name Joe

    • @michaelsmart7445
      @michaelsmart7445 4 года назад +66

      Garrett: "Well, this is a racetrack..."

    • @samuelblackthorne9122
      @samuelblackthorne9122 4 года назад +104

      Today I learned Jontrons never seen Cars and the North Carolina school system is very weak on the U.S.S.R.

    • @liger678tion4
      @liger678tion4 4 года назад +4

      Michael Smart bro that killed me

    • @notafraid06
      @notafraid06 4 года назад +5

      And what "party" would that be?

    • @marmalademagnus4174
      @marmalademagnus4174 4 года назад +2

      subscribed

  • @LostApotheosis
    @LostApotheosis 4 года назад +4189

    Garret is a pure soul who wasn't prepared for Jon.

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 4 года назад +355

      He was just racing cars; then Jon comes and starts talking about gulags. LOL

    • @cdandbookshelf
      @cdandbookshelf 4 года назад +53

      But he purely can smash talk a man into feeling slow.

    • @norjainvictus735
      @norjainvictus735 4 года назад +19

      @@cdandbookshelf Well, he doesn't have to talk to do that my friend.

    • @GURGLEGUY12345
      @GURGLEGUY12345 4 года назад +22

      A little too pure if he doesn't know what "gulag" and "political dissident" means...
      Alsothat'saninterestingnameyougotthere

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 4 года назад +6

      @@GURGLEGUY12345 Yeah. Chose it when I was younger and insecure about my figure and I was trying to love myself, back when super skinny was in. Now that its not an insecurity I'm too lazy to change it.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 года назад +520

    Whenever a RUclipsr interacts with a "normal" person, I always wonder if that person is aware that the RUclipsr is just joking around, or if they're actually uncomfortable with how weird they act.
    *JON:* "Hey Garrett, your racetrack looks like a gulag, you frickin' communist!"
    *GARRETT:* "...W-wha?"
    *JON:* "No no, I'm kidding."
    *GARRETT:* "Oh, okay..."

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 3 года назад +20

      To be fair they usually make great unwitting straight men or women.

    • @LaloSalamancaGaming69
      @LaloSalamancaGaming69 2 года назад +11

      @Frogger lmao you’re not a clown you are the fucking whole circus 🎪

  • @emperorpalpatine4911
    @emperorpalpatine4911 3 года назад +7

    The energy between garret and Jon is like stone cold seriousness slamming head first into an episode of the Eric Andre show

  • @seanclark3559
    @seanclark3559 4 года назад +1656

    Jontron: im gonna race a nascar driver
    Also Jontron: im gonna talk about communism

  • @scribojello3778
    @scribojello3778 4 года назад +434

    Garret asking 'whats a gulag?' was perhaps the most innocent thing I've ever heard

  • @haydentamato9676
    @haydentamato9676 3 года назад +20

    Anyone who watches Nascar every once in a while now roots for him

  • @coltonbaumann6952
    @coltonbaumann6952 3 года назад +10

    The chemistry between the two of them is so genuine I love it

  • @schneemil2185
    @schneemil2185 4 года назад +717

    "This looks like a gulag."
    "What's a gulag?"
    sit down boy, Imma tell you a story.

    • @squishykotetsu
      @squishykotetsu 4 года назад +34

      'MURICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM FO YA RITE THERE

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola 4 года назад +1

      @@DeusVult87 we are taught it lol

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 4 года назад

      @@DeusVult87 No it just proves a race car driving doesn't really care about school that much. I wonder why 🤔

    • @harrywompa
      @harrywompa 4 года назад

      they say the idea that mankind is made for joy is done in by the first blow of the work assigner's cudgel

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 4 года назад

      @@Swagnar666 I would argue that gulags were worse than American prisons

  • @amiematthews8393
    @amiematthews8393 4 года назад +1550

    IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW GARRET HAS THE FLEX TAPE LOGO ON HIS JACKET

    • @wd940
      @wd940 4 года назад +99

      That's how they know each other

    • @TheUltimateLegolas
      @TheUltimateLegolas 4 года назад +51

      And also his Flex Seal T-shirt

    • @Mack-vl4ub
      @Mack-vl4ub 4 года назад +20

      I know we need more flex tape video

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 4 года назад +18

      NASCAR racers get sponsored by many different companies.

    • @ThePikaPlayer
      @ThePikaPlayer 4 года назад +37

      He's sponsored by the Flex Seal family of products because he's driven for JD Motorsports and they're sponsored by Flex Seal, etc. at certain points in the season sometimes.

  • @loaded6stringxx4
    @loaded6stringxx4 4 года назад +12

    “This is a racetrack”
    *Jon* “PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown 3 года назад +16

    One thing I always liked about professionals is that out of their element they are laughing, making jokes, and generally having a great time. Once they get back into it however, even if its just for fun, they become super cereal. It tells me that they are very passionate about what they love.

    • @leonardodavila506
      @leonardodavila506 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes. Very cereal

    • @leonardodavila506
      @leonardodavila506 2 года назад

      @Sharky Playz really now. You are the one that doesn't get the phrase m8. I'm agreeing with the irony. Also r/woosh is so 2010s

  • @adriank7655
    @adriank7655 4 года назад +812

    "it's like a forced labor camp"
    "well this is a racetrack so"

    • @GORNK
      @GORNK 4 года назад

      p sure he said it's "a forced labour camp"

    • @mintmushy
      @mintmushy 4 года назад

      yeetskeet it makes me feel LESS dumb to know I wasnt the only ine

  • @mrcarson57
    @mrcarson57 4 года назад +3548

    Jon’s becoming a late night show host, but funny.

    • @snazzydeadbeat3454
      @snazzydeadbeat3454 4 года назад +13

      *late

    • @Rejukem
      @Rejukem 4 года назад +76

      The Light Night Show! WITH JOHNNY JAFARI

    • @xShadowTigeressx
      @xShadowTigeressx 4 года назад +2

      Ooooh shots fired

    • @trist6073
      @trist6073 4 года назад +35

      you're right, this style reminds me alot of conan

    • @jvr6809
      @jvr6809 4 года назад +20

      He look like jay leno but less of an asshole

  • @itriggerpeople4433
    @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +8

    6:59 Why can Jon make anything look so funny and adorable at the same time?

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 2 года назад +3

    11:13
    Steven Seagal, make way for the _true_ king of improv

  • @idlebelizeans
    @idlebelizeans 4 года назад +1279

    Garret’s children: pops what’s for dinner?
    Garret: “faster than you!”

    • @briggasnax8575
      @briggasnax8575 4 года назад +11

      i never seen my dad since

    • @pepsiman9840
      @pepsiman9840 4 года назад +19

      we're FASTing

    • @spacepope8495
      @spacepope8495 4 года назад +2

      Pepsi Man *slow clap*

    • @treywar25
      @treywar25 4 года назад

      The Bull Moose what if he's secretly that fast kid from Incredibles grown up and just wants to hide his powers so he decides he wants to be the fastest as a driver

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 4 года назад +1000

    I love how smiley and friendly Garret was, but the moment he slid into his car, those were the intense eyes of a cold blooded killer...I mean a racecar driver.

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 года назад +42

      Hes focused and professional when it comes to driving

    • @luca_uy6529
      @luca_uy6529 4 года назад +27

      Some Initial D Takumi level shit right there

    • @JTeam45
      @JTeam45 4 года назад +1

      Same thing for us lmao. Just gotta keep the worst of the red mist at bay so you don't do something stupid XD

    • @jordanwiley4582
      @jordanwiley4582 4 года назад +1

      Well, when you're inches away from 42 others going over 180mph (on the bigger tracks, maybe about 140 max on the road course where he got slammed), you gotta focus.

    • @UndyingZombie
      @UndyingZombie 4 года назад +1

      A lot of competitive people are like that. Take my brother for example. He used to play football ( American football ) ... Really nice person till he got on the field. ( Did not help that he had corrupt coaches who encouraged evil stuff but it is what it is. )

  • @TheExpertNoob
    @TheExpertNoob 4 года назад +5

    1:50 This reminds me of that scene from Cars with Lightening McQueen talking about his stickers

  • @pissedoffbucketguy9115
    @pissedoffbucketguy9115 3 года назад +6

    POV: 3:33
    You are with your crazy uncle and he drives 80 MPH in a 40 mph zone only

  • @laserman5008
    @laserman5008 4 года назад +1226

    "Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always lit."

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +107

      "So is my brother, but he still needs headlights!"

    • @PAINNN666
      @PAINNN666 4 года назад +8

      Because of crashes it's better be without lights. So track light is only option

    • @danielio87
      @danielio87 4 года назад +19

      @@PAINNN666 r/whoooshh

    • @gdawgs101
      @gdawgs101 4 года назад +29

      KA-CHOW

    • @gdawgs101
      @gdawgs101 4 года назад +5

      @@danielio87 r/itswooooshwithfouros

  • @tuckerpowell5035
    @tuckerpowell5035 4 года назад +16

    Talks about a gulag “well this is a race track so...”

  • @midnightisnice
    @midnightisnice 4 года назад +10

    “Well this is a racetrack” perfect response

  • @Kairukurumi
    @Kairukurumi 4 года назад +297

    Me: I wonder why he chose Garret specifically
    *Notices Flex Seal logo on Garrett's suit
    Jon, you sly dog

    • @ChobinoftheFunk
      @ChobinoftheFunk 4 года назад +23

      Garret, while lapping JonTron: "To demonstrate the power of flex tape, I've sawn Jon's ego in half! That's A LOT of damage!"

  • @henrynautilus3072
    @henrynautilus3072 4 года назад +6113

    Jon: The communist put political dissidents in forced labor camps called, gulags.
    Garret: Sir, this is a racetrack.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 года назад +7

      XD

    • @lostgem8225
      @lostgem8225 4 года назад +107

      Sir this is a whendys

    • @joby-wankenobinolan3428
      @joby-wankenobinolan3428 4 года назад +5

      @@lostgem8225 nice Smii7y reference

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 4 года назад +28

      This reminds me of that time he some really really really "weird" stuff about black people

    • @RoseDragon112
      @RoseDragon112 4 года назад +39

      @@joby-wankenobinolan3428 I think it's probably more likely a reference to Jon's work safety video but I mean I could be wrong

  • @r2r322
    @r2r322 4 года назад +27

    "Hey I've been driving for 12 years"
    "He bro, gulags"
    One year later.
    "Nascar Legend suicides in a full frontal crash with 8 empty bottles of vodka inside"

    • @mylesholliday3545
      @mylesholliday3545 4 года назад +7

      And they’re all Dan Aykroyd’s Crystal Head vodka

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 2 года назад +2

    10:30 One of his Sponsers is Flex-Tape Jon ! (:

  • @Darkcore516
    @Darkcore516 4 года назад +673

    "Race cars don't need headlights cause the track is always *lit*"
    - Lightning McQueen

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 4 года назад +2

      you have to have a space between any character after "*" for it to work or include whatever end character before it.
      "you have to have it like *this"*
      "or you have to have it like *this* "

    • @ConfettiBerg
      @ConfettiBerg 4 года назад +6

      Wow. He was actually telling the truth in that movie, holy shit...

    • @Magnitude7
      @Magnitude7 4 года назад +4

      Yeah my brother’s always lit but he still need headlights

    • @alexknj1
      @alexknj1 4 года назад +3

      So's my brother, but he still needs headlights.

    • @elreychuyo8654
      @elreychuyo8654 4 года назад +1

      @@chavvy4849 larry wtf are you doing in the comments section?!! I thought i told you to fix my damn TV signal jesus christ!!!

  • @Dylan-zi1hv
    @Dylan-zi1hv 4 года назад +3126

    I love how he didn’t mention that garret is sponsored by flex tape

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 4 года назад +143

      JonTron and Garret should have a...
      FLEX TAPE DEATHMATCH

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 3 года назад +32

      I never would have guessed, its not like he's wearing a t shirt with flex seal products, or has a flex seal and flex tape patches on his racing uniform

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 3 года назад +9

      Got Garrett's autograph about a year ago. He's a real friendly guy

    • @ImAFuckinBum
      @ImAFuckinBum 3 года назад +13

      Garrett's entire TEAM is sponsored by Flex Tape. They got a fleet of Flex Tape cars

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 3 года назад +15

      @@ImAFuckinBum Yup. JD Motorsports is the team name. They have cars for all the mainline Flex products. Flex Tape, Flex Seal, Flex Glue, and Flex Shot. They're definitely not the strongest team, but they still can be competitive, especially at the plate tracks.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +5

    Jon thinks he's going to die
    "Okay, goodbye. I love you everyone"

  • @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201
    @thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201 Год назад +3

    The fake truck hitting Jon deadass gave me a heart attack

  • @jeanphilipstangauseth8313
    @jeanphilipstangauseth8313 4 года назад +617

    "youre actually kinda good"
    "im getting wierd sensations"
    "oh yeah, this is your first time isnt it"
    "this is insane"
    gaming out of context sounds very sexual

  • @Ciel_80
    @Ciel_80 2 года назад

    This should definiitely be a youtube series. The idea is not exactly original but jon's style and the editing makes it so much better than what we already have on youtube

  • @ryzen2514
    @ryzen2514 3 года назад +3

    2:57 this made me feel claustrophobic for some reason

  • @They0ungTravler
    @They0ungTravler 4 года назад +3657

    Why'd I actually get scared when the obviously fake Semi came in

  • @juliansaipele9604
    @juliansaipele9604 4 года назад +1132

    Jon:“They’ve never had headlights?!?”
    Me: Jon, haven’t you watched Cars?

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 4 года назад +37

      Cars was a documentary , right? I mean all race cars talk and have a life off the track

    • @h.o7259
      @h.o7259 4 года назад +56

      Because the track is alwaYS LIT

    • @parkerd5508
      @parkerd5508 4 года назад +10

      Racecars don't have headlights because the track is always LIT👌

    • @zacht9447
      @zacht9447 4 года назад +6

      THey used to have headlights and taillights

    • @An-Orange-Fox
      @An-Orange-Fox 4 года назад +3

      I literally thought this 😂

  • @izzyrose2424
    @izzyrose2424 3 года назад +5

    I laughed just as hard as jon when he responded with “well this is a racetrack”

  • @westupt850
    @westupt850 2 года назад +2

    When Garret asked:
    1:02
    Я почувствовал это

  • @Austin-5098
    @Austin-5098 4 года назад +793

    Jontron: I didn't ask for your wikipedia
    *A Minute Later*
    Jontron: *starts talking about the gulags*

  • @5star415
    @5star415 4 года назад +566

    I just realized Jon is slowly becoming an online late night host that goes on expeditions

    • @agentbuckwall2806
      @agentbuckwall2806 4 года назад +68

      He can't be a late night host, I laughed too much at this video.

    • @stephendonovan9084
      @stephendonovan9084 4 года назад +25

      He’s the Ghost of Late Night Television Yet to Come

    • @dakotacook8865
      @dakotacook8865 4 года назад +5

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME

    • @DanteWolfwood
      @DanteWolfwood 4 года назад +2

      He even sounds and looks like Jay Leno

    • @BTWelling
      @BTWelling 4 года назад +6

      @@agentbuckwall2806 i don't know man, you ever watched Conan when he's unscripted? That's hilarious stuff

  • @AdrianGuzmanOfficial
    @AdrianGuzmanOfficial 3 месяца назад

    12:07
    "Welcome to Hell Garrett!"
    "Is that really a place?"
    "Aparently it is, yes"
    My absolute favorite part

  • @chipotlesteakbowl3674
    @chipotlesteakbowl3674 3 года назад +4

    Has he never seen Cars? " Race Cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit" - Lightning McQueen

  • @gh65432
    @gh65432 4 года назад +1094

    Garrett: Hey I love to go fast
    Jon: A Gulag is a place for political dissidents
    Garrett: . . .

    • @x_blake5748
      @x_blake5748 4 года назад +82

      Garrett: Well this is a racetrack

    • @rvanzo925
      @rvanzo925 4 года назад +16

      He didn’t even know what dissident is hahaha and the guy was born speaking English.

    • @bigshrimp6458
      @bigshrimp6458 4 года назад +24

      @@rvanzo925 havent been around many nascar fans huh?

    • @jarnegi
      @jarnegi 4 года назад +14

      RUclips is gonna send Jon to the Gulag after that

    • @jeffcherian3065
      @jeffcherian3065 4 года назад +2

      @@rvanzo925 Talk about whooosh. It was a bit, bud

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 4 года назад +1893

    “An authentic recreation of LA traffic with less fatalities” lul

    • @Sarun1.11.
      @Sarun1.11. 4 года назад +2

      Big_Brain_Kai’sa_Main report ADC AFK , he watchin a vid or some shit

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 года назад +7

      Big_Brain_Kai’sa_Main its true. Honestly most of Cali is hell

    • @blammo5226
      @blammo5226 4 года назад +1

      @@THESLlCK especially when all of it is on fire

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 года назад

      Bean no it’s actually better now.

  • @kodinamsinh3233
    @kodinamsinh3233 3 года назад +5

    2:00 damn you never watched Pixar cars?

  • @shinuchibori4487
    @shinuchibori4487 3 года назад +1

    the truck fr looks so real lmao 8:43

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад +873

    "I didn't ask for your Wikipedia."
    Proper savage, Jon.

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 4 года назад +31

      Its okay, Garrett gave him more than his fair share back LOL

    • @_hekken
      @_hekken 4 года назад +3

      Garrett definitely returned the favor.

    • @DawnOfTheOzz
      @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад

      @@_hekken In spades.

    • @DawnOfTheOzz
      @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад

      @@ThisAdamGuy In terms of both quips and talent.

  • @BrendanishLeo
    @BrendanishLeo 4 года назад +3677

    Most of the people seem a little uncomfortable when jon goes full internet mode, Garrett seemed pretty down with it all. Seems like a generally cool guy.

    •  4 года назад +113

      Dude was so confused but just rolled with it and by the end was heavily participating in the banter lmao

    • @whitiewhitie4631
      @whitiewhitie4631 3 года назад +146

      His sponsor is flex tape what else can we expect

    • @whitiewhitie4631
      @whitiewhitie4631 3 года назад +9

      One*

    • @FeelsLikeDboss
      @FeelsLikeDboss 3 года назад +42

      Lmfao yeah, Garrett was much better than the Fish Monger girl, but she was hype too lmao

    • @dylanmorgan2752
      @dylanmorgan2752 3 года назад +29

      Plot twist: Jon was so pissed about getting lapped and ‘done dirty’ in the go kart race. So he cut Garrett’s transmission before the race, 5D checkers 900+ IQ Machiavelli revenge move.

  • @wamsly2334
    @wamsly2334 3 года назад +2

    I love their interactions, jon tron is so dry and messes with him and he dishes it back

  • @blueflags599
    @blueflags599 3 года назад +5

    Theses 2 have great chemistry you can tell

  • @The80sCryptid
    @The80sCryptid 4 года назад +2940

    I'm so pissed that I actually fell for the poorly semi truck edit. I got scared.

  • @bigswisss1893
    @bigswisss1893 4 года назад +1196

    “Well, this is a racetrack.”
    JonTron: *dies of laughter*

  • @Sam-xq9rp
    @Sam-xq9rp 3 года назад

    JonTron explaining a Gulag to a NASCAR driver is exactly what I needed at midnight

  • @handleonafridge6828
    @handleonafridge6828 Год назад +2

    Jontron has just revealed that he’s never seen Cars. Otherwise he would’ve known that those lights were actually stickers

  • @NaturalBornCamper
    @NaturalBornCamper 4 года назад +2299

    That guy looks like a genuinely nice guy, positive, laughing, not worrying, that's cool

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere 4 года назад +586

    Please make “Jon gets beat by sports professionals” a real series

    • @sephiroth3553
      @sephiroth3553 4 года назад +15

      Next up: Jon Tries To Out-Throw Peyton Manning

    • @Mokujo
      @Mokujo 4 года назад +28

      JonTron is beat by OJ Simpson
      (In football)

    • @bobdude0987654321
      @bobdude0987654321 4 года назад +1

      Didn't Shaq already do that?

    • @averyallen5578
      @averyallen5578 4 года назад +2

      God, I can't wait for the boxing one.

    • @Stuck313
      @Stuck313 4 года назад

      Hamish and Andy?

  • @cky395618
    @cky395618 3 года назад +1

    I love Jon’s reaction when the car started up. That is a legitimate reaction because NASCAR race cars are seriously THAT LOUD!! when those cars startup at the command (the phrase “driver’s start your engines”) you can barely hear yourself think.

  • @Klint_Izwudd
    @Klint_Izwudd 3 года назад +1

    "What's a gulag"
    Bless your innocent heart.

  • @chenjin8940
    @chenjin8940 4 года назад +875

    "listen man i'm not a spry youngster like you"
    *is literally 2 years older than him*

  • @tempest20000
    @tempest20000 4 года назад +344

    Jon in 2012: Is screaming at Han Solo dancing.
    Jon in 2019: Screaming in fear in a stock car.
    Look how far he’s come.