Ultrakill enemies sociability rating Husks: Filth: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Stray: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Schism: Can’t acknowledge your existence Soldier: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence by choice Sisyphean Insurrectionist: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence Ferryman: normal human being 👍 Stalker: would cover you in sand Corpse of King Minos: would kill you unintentionally Machines: Swordsmachine: would kill you Drone: would kill you Streetcleaner: would kill you Mindflayer: would kill you Gutterman: would put you in the coffin Guttertank: would kill you if you don’t already die from the mines V1: would offer you spare change (and nuke you with it) V2: would kill you Sentry: would kill you from a distance Earthmover: would kill you unintentionally and kill you intentionally Demons: Mauricious face: would kill you Cerberus: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence or would kill you Hideous mass: would kill you Leviathan: would kill you Mannequin: would make you one of them Minotaur: RUN Angels: Virtue: would smite you at the smallest inconvenience Gabriel: genuine down to earth guy who probably is the most sociable person in this entire game 👍 Other: Cancerous rodent: would kill you horrifically Very Cancerous rodent: would kill you Mysterious druid knight & owl: very funny fella 👍 Big Johninator: would nuke you Minos Prime: very sociable person 👍 Sisyphus Prime: would make you part of his army to storm heaven and destroy it all 👍 Kitr: 🐱 Florp: down to earth friendly little guy 👍 Jakito: would kill you and everything else in this universe
Why would I need to spend time with a significant other when I can spend that time playing more ultrakill haha *i've never felt more alone in my entire life.*
According to the lore, the people on the back were slaves who were alive and sentient but on the brink of death. Still pumping blood, fueling the machine. Hell itself took inspiration of this and constructed mannequins and the -minotaur-
minos is the king of lust, saying no to him is a crime
Mama Ima kriminal
For real
If he says no, I'll say yes.
Ye gaybriel
@@filip2210 MACHINE I AM NOT GAY
Mindflayer blows up when plastic body damaged. It's a trap brothers, stay focused
One must imagine minos prime happy
He fails his task like a sisyphus ,over and over again
They have 300 hp, I'd imagine unarmed humans do less than filth. I am terrified of anyone who can cause that much damage to mindflayers.
Nah
@@yharim180 yeah I mean considering how many point blank shotgun shots just one can tank before exploding, yeah I think we’re in the clear
@@Someone_s_nick2real :(
“The mannequin is womanish enough” top ten things to say to the judge when caught trespassing after hours at the mall
ferryman is def a smash, you saw just how much he simps for gabriel
Very much so
Is simpage necessarily a metric for smash ability?
Wait he whats
i mean, if you that desperate for a smash... just cosplay as gabriel.
thx for putting in my beautiful hand drawn image of v2s waist to hip ratio 🥰
Your welcome
You’re*
@@thatonespoon__777☝️🤓
*yro'ue
*er'uoy
Literally zombies, steel and rocks...
Yeah that feels about right
What about angles
@@SRobot08angels?
@@Ethan_Wong_no, angles. We must solve for C.
@@Xoltie Oh, well my algebra knowledge should come in handy.
@@Ethan_Wong_dont forget the functions (prime souls)
8:13
This prison? To hol-WHAT THE FUCK!?
he wont need to get out anymore
@@steakeatingkittennah man he gotta escape as fast as he can if juan alone with him in the panopticon 😭😭😭😭
Don’t let that man in, penopticon gonna have crushed teeth from both of them going feral in there
The streetcleaner is not ment for smashing he is ment to DO the smashing lets just say that his flamethrower has more than one mode to it ;)
maybe but i am not risking grilling my wiener when there are other options
Woah
Woah
Blud that thing ain't gonna fuck you it's gonna burn you to ashes and find another victim
BRO?!?! 💀
Straightest ultrakill player
Ultrakill enemies sociability rating
Husks:
Filth: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence
Stray: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence
Schism: Can’t acknowledge your existence
Soldier: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence by choice
Sisyphean Insurrectionist: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence
Ferryman: normal human being 👍
Stalker: would cover you in sand
Corpse of King Minos: would kill you unintentionally
Machines:
Swordsmachine: would kill you
Drone: would kill you
Streetcleaner: would kill you
Mindflayer: would kill you
Gutterman: would put you in the coffin
Guttertank: would kill you if you don’t already die from the mines
V1: would offer you spare change (and nuke you with it)
V2: would kill you
Sentry: would kill you from a distance
Earthmover: would kill you unintentionally and kill you intentionally
Demons:
Mauricious face: would kill you
Cerberus: wouldn’t acknowledge your existence or would kill you
Hideous mass: would kill you
Leviathan: would kill you
Mannequin: would make you one of them
Minotaur: RUN
Angels:
Virtue: would smite you at the smallest inconvenience
Gabriel: genuine down to earth guy who probably is the most sociable person in this entire game 👍
Other:
Cancerous rodent: would kill you horrifically
Very Cancerous rodent: would kill you
Mysterious druid knight & owl: very funny fella 👍
Big Johninator: would nuke you
Minos Prime: very sociable person 👍
Sisyphus Prime: would make you part of his army to storm heaven and destroy it all 👍
Kitr: 🐱
Florp: down to earth friendly little guy 👍
Jakito: would kill you and everything else in this universe
imagine referring to maurice as a malicious face
@@bruhgod123Mauricious face
@@ActivelyCursed his name is maurice
@@bruhgod123 compromise?
@@ActivelyCursed thats literally his name
Bro gave David Ultrakill a pass 💀
Bruh who’s David
@@LoganischeeseSomeone
@@Loganischeese Someone
@@Loganischeese me
cant believe he forgot mirage
Why would I need to spend time with a significant other when I can spend that time playing more ultrakill haha
*i've never felt more alone in my entire life.*
Mindflayer smash everything else pass i dont care what you all say im staying straight
What about the mannequins though?
@@asilvercrowartare you gonna put it between rocks?
Mirage. All I want to say.
Puppets also don't really have a gender.
@@TheKrakenAwakesyt then there's no hole
You wouldn't have a back end? I didn't consider that side of things.
6:28 Have you not read the mannequin terminal entry? There’s a horribly mangled dead person in there.
and?
"horribly mangled dead person"
finite spaghetti?????
just take the body outta the mannequin, its ez
Fnaf
6:14 "Idc looks femalish enough"
swordsmachine, earthmover and v2 smash
EARTHMOVER???
@@caiohenriquesantiago3939 oh i'll move earth alright
ITS BENJAMIN
Earthmover is the one who will smash dawg he gonna use the spear in a different way
"Hear me out"
I know its all joever 💀
Instead of spending time with my family, im watching an ultrakill smash or pass.
if the gutterman's stomach is stopping you then you are a coward
Pfp checks out
8:05 Ramiel fans seething rn.
this prison... to hold... WHO THE FUCK?-'
-Sisyphus Prime
The Mindflayer is def a smash
4:21 it's his ex
Or maybe a partner
I think ,that he is already taken 😢
According to the lore, the people on the back were slaves who were alive and sentient but on the brink of death. Still pumping blood, fueling the machine.
Hell itself took inspiration of this and constructed mannequins and the -minotaur-
the mindflayer is the reason why i cracked the game
can you do a part 2 with mirage and all the fish from 5-S, and the eyes/mini maurices on the prison and panopticon
why
@@boxmantherandom it would be funny
Finally a reasonable Ultrakill smash or pass
smash scism is unequivocally based
Damn ultrakill community is wild af
9:09
hey look its the thing that comes out of me every month in ultrakill
Do you cut your finger exactly once a month
@@Danglehangle Maybe
Why does everyone forget mirage?
I agree once I find that blood refueling hole there gonna be v3 v4 v5 and v so on and on
@@filip2210 NAH CHILL BRO CHILL😨
@@UthmanTaha-fv5ug bro I ain't getting out I'm only getting in
@ WHAT? Do you actually need a therapist
@@UthmanTaha-fv5ug bro it's a fucking joke like goddamn don't take shit so seriously
not gonna lie to me the only potentially smashable material lol is the mindflayer, the mannequin, and gabriel
also maybe v1 and v2
I mean everything else is either non-human is design or a literal zombie
Do you think the “battery” of the gutterman would rattle if you gave said gutterman backshots?
4:13 wooowww. ain't you slandering my boy the gutterman for having a dad bod that's crazy
bros favorite christmas dessert is gabriel's cake
Earthmover's brain is wild (but i agree)
When Smash or Pass Doors? Good Video btw
the y shaped pixal formation on a mind flayer Makes me go goblin mode
Machine, I am not Gaybriel, for the one hundredth time!
This video is cursed...
No matter what
MINDFLAYER IS ALWAYS SMAÆÀESH1
Fellow v1 enthusiast
Every anime fan in existence 6:11
1:59 size doesnt matter
guys that's my emoji on the preview look at me!!!
dis man is a gabriel simp
gianni is probably gonna be at your front door soon enough, better watch out
I understand almost everything, BUT THE HAMSTER? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, MY GUY?
Now do dead cells smash or pass
3:42 smash smash smash smash smash
What happened to the ultrakill tournament
still going on, just took a brake
@@JuanC4- that's alright man, there's nothing wrong with going at your own pace
This is the tournament
ITS A TRIANGLE THE VIRTUE IS A TRIANGLE IN SIDE
8:22 sisyphus would break it once he sees it
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO SMASH THE EARTHMOVER?????
hello benjamin
@@crazyboi5000 finally someone else in this comment section that calls him benjamin
i dissagre with filth, ferryman, streetcleaner and something wicked
sure, way may have time to watch this because we're alone, but you had enough time to MAKE the whole thing so you must be even more alone
you forgot mirage
I think im finally gonna end it
i didint get how the thingy work
You're taste in people confuses me
bro a bit freaky from the rodent moving on (except for v1)
6:14 “Looks female enough” 💀
DESTROY
did bro forget about jakito
7:12 respect for stating that you are not zoophile
the stray has eye holes
10/10
why u pass minos but smash earthmover?😭
real
He forgot mirage
me when people dont check the discription of the video (lazyness)
2:32 Watchu mean by that?
why do you talk in 0.5 times speed ( /j )
If there is a hole there is a goal
only counter arguement is, where would you insert? (not the mindflayer im makin my own hole GAWD DAYU-) 😍😍😍
You forgot jakito
Now you die
check the bottom of the discription
@@JuanC4- you're still dying
I pronounce minos like mainos
what about mirage?
smash
mfw mirage 🤑
Pass
another one lost to gabriel
The count is in "much" now, not "many"
7:23 Hmmmm what do you mean
Ignoring everything else rq
Smashing a rat?
Isnt like mindflayer is genderless
Stay away from my homie
Whyyyyy
okay y'all ultrakill players have gone too far
7:29 gaybriel
No Mirage, 1/10
/j
you wont even be able to smash minos titans ahh so yes i agree...pass