Clueless American's Guide to the Champions League Final 2024
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Welcome to a clueless American's guide to the Champions League 2024 edition. Let me be your clueless guide and breakdown all the big storylines going into Europe's biggest footy tournament. Who are the pretenders, the contenders, and of course some sleepers for all the cool kids in the back.
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You should also mention that in Reus' first season for Dortmund he played the UCL final in Wembley and his last game for Dortmund will be the upcoming UCL final in Wembley
Another interesting fact: Bayern Munich would have been the opponents of Marco Reus' Borussia Dortmund on both UCL Finals at Wembley. That is, as long as Real Madrid were knocked out by Bayern Munich in this season. That would be a perfect opportunity for him to win the Champions League since Bayern were totally mess right now.
Should be encouraging people to watch the Europa League Final, potential undefeated treble there.
Leverkusen plays 2nd division Kaiserslautern easy W
@@someperson3883 that's the DFB-Pokal final.
@@SuperJJAlexander True. Woops. Just saying that Atalanta will be the coronation. Atlanta is Wednesday. Pokey I think is Saturday so that’s the coronation
Nobody cares about europa
and they lost...
You should do a video where you compare English football positions and terms to American Sports positions and terms, for those clueless Americans.
Yes, like "overtime". No .. it's Extra Time!
Overtime is something your boss grudgingly gives you at work when he's in the sh*t.
Naw I can't believe he said that the PSG - Barcelona game was a robbery, Barcelona simply choked under pressure
He doesnt know ball. Atrocious take
It was robbery and Barcelona chocked as well
Barsa bottled it, simple.
@@vitormanuelfernandes5353FACTS!
Yeah, that Araujo foul deserved to get him sent off
I'm from June 2nd 2024. Real Madrid was having a tough time scoring so the ref gave one of the Dortmund defenders a red card.
Good, the check went through.
U thought u did something buddy?
@@Shihab907 he did
shut up
Cry harder
The ref had nothing to do with barca bad defense, how is the ref fault that they shoot only 7 times in the entire game, and only 3 of them going in the target, they had no plan for that game other than playing defense, if you want so bad to say the qatari bribed someone, say they bribed Xavi😅
To quote FarleyTV in his recent Harry Kane video:
"Joselu is a Stoke City reserve team legend."
Talking of PSG paying off the ref's you forgot the penalty in the 97th minute to rescue them against lil'ol Newcastle United in PARIS!
Yes, thank you!
"Lil'ol Newcastle Utd"? You mean Saudi Arabia's lapdogs?
Real Madrid is also fan-owned.
True, but it's somewhat of a restrictive structure which gives more influence to its wealthier members
@@BloodRider1914 still the Qatari Reputation Washing Fund can't come and become owner of Real Madrid.
Socios aren't the same thing as member-ownership like in the German league. Only for the wealthy, and you can't even become a socio anymore unless your father or grandfather was one before you.
Put some respect on Dortmunds name!!!!
As a Bayern fan this hurts SO FUCKING MUCH WHOLLY CRAP!!!!!
skill issue
As a Dortmund fan I was torn about who I wanted to go through. On the one hand, I would have preferred Bayern, as Real are fuckin terrifying, and it woudl have been so sweet to see another Klassiker final. On the other hand...it would have been *beyond* devastating to lose to Bayern again in the final, were that to happen... all in all, I'd say I'm happy with the result
Boys I'm a Wolves supporter so I literally have no eggs in the race, how can one be so ignorant to say that PSG robbed Barca in the second leg..? This guy waffles about so much sometimes 😭
Barça fans are absurdly preeminent on social media, while real PSG fans are mostly Francophone so their opinions don't get as much exposure
He was much worse in his last vid
He's trying to push a narrative
So psg paid the refs but madrid just has "plot armor"? Make it make sense
People still crying 😂
@@guillermorendon2187 I'm not crying I'm confused
Saying that PSG were nobodies before the Qatari came in very educated of you. Football history did, in fact, start in 2008
Pauleta and Ronaldinho a little bit
They were nobody fr
but they were bro lmfao
And all their fans are clearly all plastic especially those fake plasticy ultras
That's the problem, when we use too many superlatives to create narratives.
You can tell he has a recency bias and a social media perspective because at the end of the day he is an american fan looking at European team from afar
They were nobody. They were just some small club that Ronaldinho played in once. Can't change history
@@aam9216 if 11 cups, 2 league titles and 6 second places is what a small club gets, then what the fuck is Tottenham?
You know, every time you've said Dortmund was going to lose, they've won. So thank you for continuing to bless them with your disbelief.
They lost, real won, the expected happened
Europa league and conference league are like ncaa nit tournament 😂❤
Conference league for sure
You daft asl for sure
People actually care about the Europa League unlike the NIT
Soo the asian is a Barca fan?
He said before that he isn’t
He’s a Man United fan. He needs our prayers to keep him mentally stable
@@someperson3883He needs Ten Hag to stay another season. Let Ten Hag cook!
@@TjScarface91 To be honest that's disappointing. If he was a Barça fan it would be undersandable that he kept saying the game was a robbery, most of the fans (myself included) are guilty of being completly biasaed in favour of our teams when it cames to judging the referees. This shows he just has no idea of the rules.
@@alpuzzanah he had 100% ball knowledge real robbed and Barca deserved to go through and that’s a fact
Real madrid kun was a great line 😂😂😂
Great video, please keep. It up!
Ancelotti has got to be the coldest manager out there today🥶
your videos are like a movie i love them
His movies are extremely stupid movie, you're quite stupid for your comment too
Joselu: from not making it on the first team after playing for Real's Academy to journeyman to semifinal hero and champions league winner. You gotta love that story. Also I guess it wasn't anounced by the time he was making the video but the mystique of Reus last game was cancelled out by the fact that it was also Kroos last game.
You should do a clueless European’s guide to the nba playoffs semifinals
You never fail to put a smile on my face with these videos bro
Then you're quite stupid
We need Marco Reus to win this game, it's too much for them to lose.
Amazing video brother 💪🏼
Stupid video*
I'm more excited to see if Bayer Leverkusen can actually complete the undefeated treble. But this champions league final is gonna be great as well
Did bro just say that Real Madrid 2021 was arguably stronger than the current one? 😂
As a Chelsea fan that Madrid team was full of holes and players out of form and Zidane always loses to Tuchel. Ancelotti reinvigorated the Madrid dna
He's clueless American fr
10:47 No, Tuchel took over half way through the shit season Chelsea were having under Lampard
Banger as always
The ref robbed Bayern in their last two games vs Madrid, both in the SemiFinals.
It´s not even up to debate, in both games the refs made extraordinary mistakes and both times Bayern went out.
Keep crying bum😂
Real madrid playing with 14 players vs 11 members of BvB . If u know u know 😂
Give money to bvb for more 3 players
Plz make a video on the upcoming nba season for the clueless european
I’m shocked you didn’t speak more on Jaden Sanchos performance, great video though🙏🏾
If you don't know, remember that Marco Reus played his first and last season with Borussia Dortmund when the club played the UCL Final at Wembley. We could have a repeat of the same German Final this time around if Bayern Munich knocked Real Madrid out in the semi final!
8:02 as a French marseille fans I was more then happy
Dude, Copa libertadores starts his round of sixteen in august... you shoud check it. South America's roughest football at club level
The grigos guide to the libertadores.
Im not american but enjoy watching you educate americans. Then watch the reaction cideos fhat will inevitably come. Great video though!
So many crap takes though
The video is absolutely awful, you have to be stupid to comment this BS
@@bored_grapeFACTS!
So pumped for it
Bro love your vids. ❤❤
Then you're quite stupid
You know it's real when Carlo Ancelotti yawns
the football god gave plot armor to madrid, so our little underdog hero has to face the biggest villain in the final.
if the de ligt goal counted it wouldve also been a robbery because the madrid players didnt react or anything because they heard the wistle.
Which is why the mistake is blowing the whistle instead of allowing play and letting VAR review whatever happened
It was also in the 14th minute. When the ref only gave 9 extra minutes. Then in 11 he said he'll add 2 more but proceeded to add 5, the match should have ended way earlier. Nothing was worth the extra 7 minutes
@@MrRiad-lf8xlyou know it’s a minimum of added time right?
@@karelhamburg336 minimum was 9
Ref than Added 2 (for celebrations and Var check)
Once it reached 11 he indicated that he's adding 2 more minutes
At 13 he doesn't blow the whistle.
At 14 approaching 15 the Bayern goal happened
He blew the whistle at 16
Any other team and this wouldn't be fair. But Real Madrid? Nah. It's okey
Had he not added those extra 3 minutes from nowhere, and whistle at 13 like HE said he would. No controversy would happen.
Funny thing is everyone watching knows that in extra time real madrid is winning by default. there was no way this bayern team would keep up. They can deny it all they want we all know it would've happened.
17:05 are you sure that it is just a recommendation. I thought that if the flag was raised, the ref had to blow the whistle
hurts to hear all the PSG hate a s a fan from 2006, but I still love all these videos you do lol
Maybe, as a fan, you should protest your clubs ownership. It's literally the biggest cause of hate. Fuck these oil states thinking they can wash their reputations clean with sports.
Like I said last time, it's crazy I've never once seen a generationally iconic Real Madrid that was the best team in Europe, yet somehow, they always find a way through in Champions League, either from bad referees or luck.
Really, never? Not even the one that won 3 in a row?
What a bad take - The gelactico era, 2011-12, the threepeat team are all iconic
@@mashrafialam682 Galacticos were before my time to be fair, so I can't judge. 2011/12? 1 trophy? Maybe iconic for Real Madrid fans in la liga, but definitely not for the rest of Europe. Threepeat team is exactly what I'm talking about: bad referees and luck. Without controversial calls going their way, unlikely they would have won.
@@johnreidmusic 2016, maybe, but not 2017 and CERTAINLY not 2018.
P.S.: I'm still not forgiving Sergio Ramos for not only injuring Salah, but giving Karius a hit that would end the prime of his career.
@@captaincortez4917 2017? Against Bayern? 2018, against Bayern and Juve?
correction: real madrid is not the protagonist they are the final villain
Can we get a Cole Palmer wonderkid video
Berserk music at the end 💀
So, Real Madrid are the New England Patriots when Tom was there
More like the Chicago bulls in the 90s but ya. RM have won 5 of the last 10 with a threepeat in there.
@@pollux119I think Madrid is like Boston Celtics and Barcelona more like Chicago Bulls.
Don't forget to make video about Copa America 2024))
Are you doing a clueless for euros and copa?
nice wfm bgm
I am no longer a ‘Clueless’ American 🙌
why is the nfl films score so great and works for the ucl
Everytime I watch this guy, I get surprised how little ball knowledge he has and yet makes "guides".
As much as Madrid has been dominating the Champions League like they're the Brady/Belichick New England Patriots, this Dortmund team gives me a lot of Eli Manning New York Giants vibes.
NOw where is my fa cup video lmao
Kimmich got shoved in the throat, and de ligt was definitely onside for his called off goal. Very unfair on that decision.
At the time of the initial pass de Ligt would have been offside, but he wasn't the receiver, that was Mazraoui, who was arguably onside (I think it's been pretty definitely discussed and determined that he would have been). Absolute disgrace to blow the whistle... c'est la vie.
yeah joking about an ongoing war isn't it, chief.
$15 dollars for a microwave meal isn't cheap my guy, just get them from the store, fuck factor.
Was watching the 2nd leg of dortmund vs Madrid and I can’t make this shit up it’s literally black magic there’s no other way to explain it they just always get to the UCL final
I would probably call the champions league bigger than the euros, idk maybe it depends on where you are.
Make one for bayer leverkusen's unbeaten season please
I guess I managed to collect all seven dragon balls 😏
Please make a Clueless messi fan’s guide to MLS
The only thing more awesome than watching PSG lose, was watching Varca lose.
You should be ashamed of that palestine joke
No creo
I'm not a psg fan and I don't like PSG but you can't say their fans are plastics. A lot of them were actually in favor of Mbappe departure this year because they said he was toxic for the club.
PSG won a european cup before the Qataris too
I see a lot of bvb fans talk about that reus fairwels should be with a trophy what about tony kroos
Cant tell whats more plastic. Man City fans, PSG fans, the Kardashians or Mopar car interiors
nah bro second leg only one robery happend the rest is purely out of one red card
There was no robbery though. The Red card was the correct decision. And Barca were ASS the entire match. Never seen a team give up whilest leading before !
I’m sure you’re happy Man U won the fa cup
De ligt was off side.
That Barcelona vs PSG part where he says, the ref won them the game is simply a lie, Barca just choked the game like the little bottlers they are
real madrid black magic
For Americans, think of Real Madrid as Alabama (lots of history and you expect them to be there every season to win it all the way) and Dortmund as Penn State.
Ouch. I feel like Dortmund deserves better than to be compared to Penn State... I don't know enough about college ball to give a good example though. I'm gonna go with Michigan, as they were recently in the championship, are a solid team with history, have been in and around the top for a while, but haven't cleared that final hurdle in a while, until.....THIS YEAR! JUST LIKE DORTMUND, BABY! Also, prior to this year Michigan hadn't won the championship since 1997...............JUST LIKE DORTMUND, BABY!
@lafoonxiii5311 I'm also rooting for dortmund. The reason why I say oenn state is because they have similar atmosphere: local following but a lot of passionate fans.
Come on, man
England is in Europe, they haven't moved their islands to another continent
Was a joke, my guy
Toni Kroos is retiring. He deserves to win this champions league one more time. He’s such a legend for my club. The club with the greatest fanbase in the world. Hala Madrid
I wouldn't say PSG have plastic fans but of course they wouldn't be in the semi final without new money. It's the biggest city in Europe and they underperformed for decades. Also Paris have only one top team compared to London, Roma, Madrid, Istanbul etc
Lmfaoo i can tell bros a barca fan 😭
keep doubting us
0:26 *laughs in Mediterranean*
You Americans have no idea how geography works
I think he likes Barcelona 😂
CL shouldn't be compared to a unimportant domestic thing
Its a guide for americans, they only know super bowl units of measurement. Obviously CL is much bigger
varca fan
hate psg but they have a legit fanbase, nothing but respect for them
Bro was not onside at the end of the Bayern Madrid game. 😂
He was. It's been discussed ad nauseum. The only question then is did the whistle affect Real's defenders, causing them to stop defending enough to allow the chance... you can argue it did. But still, unforgivable and unacceptable whistle to blow there.
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How u even joking about Palestine
8:46 Mbappe's hometown team is not Paris lol he came from Monaco
is spreading misinformation your profession? mbappe was born in paris and raised in the suburb of paris
Mbappe was born in Paris, he only started his career in Monaco
I dunno...calling Dortmund a "Cinderlla Story" is pretty disrespectful. Sure, they had a shit season in the Bundesliga, but that's only because the league is so strong, stronger than anyone seems to give it credit. I mean...look at Leverkeusen: Invicibles (not counting...ya know....Atalanta), Bayern and Dortmund both made the UCL Semis, and Stuttgart finished above Bayern, Leipzip above Dortmund... it's a premier league in Eurpoean football. Dortmund aren't Cinderella's, they're the fuckin Guilotine about to remove the Kings of the UCL's heads.
" The goal should have stood"
Oh you mean the one where the entire real Madrid defense just gave up because the whistle was blown. Gotcha you. You don't even know that it would have been a fucking goal. Just admit that you hate Madrid
🎉🎉
This fool is quite clearly a barca fan
You know why? Dios es madridista! 🥰 Hala Madrid!
TODAY
The Euros is like the world cup but for the colonizers. Im definitely gonna use that one :D
And i would like to add that the PSG local fanbase is incredible loyal to the club. They are honest and ruthless in their support of the club - which means they arent scared of calling their club out, demanding players leave (even though they are called Neymar and Messi) or demanding what the money expects of the club.
I'm sorry but the way he's telling the PSG Barca story is not at all what happened. Barca choked it. Araujo fucked up the game for his team, it wasn't the refs fault.
all my homies hate real madrid 🗣