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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @CharactersWelcome
    @CharactersWelcome  3 месяца назад +78

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  • @reguluscummins878
    @reguluscummins878 3 месяца назад +3663

    the white belt is the cherry on top

    • @RealPlasmat
      @RealPlasmat 3 месяца назад +57

      I think it would've been funnier if it were an obviously fake black belt.

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 3 месяца назад +3

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @affluenzashot
      @affluenzashot 3 месяца назад

      White belt seeking Asian suspenders

    • @derpkipper
      @derpkipper 2 месяца назад +13

      Especially with the black collared top lmfao

    • @Dman333WS
      @Dman333WS 2 месяца назад +3

      I didn’t notice that until I saw your comment pop up. Then I died 💀😂

  • @TheRaiden316
    @TheRaiden316 3 месяца назад +1951

    You tied the belt correctly. That broke the immersion.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 3 месяца назад +308

      I'm choosing to believe that a ten-year-old classmate (possibly his nephew) took pity on his incompetence and helped him.

    • @BehindTheBush96
      @BehindTheBush96 2 месяца назад +60

      His mum tied his belt for him - like she still ties his shoelaces for him.

    • @manicmuffin
      @manicmuffin 2 месяца назад +34

      She also expertly used those nunchucks instead of hitting herself in the face three times

    • @serenityphawx
      @serenityphawx 2 месяца назад

      ​@@manicmuffin love your name 😄

    • @yvechapman9342
      @yvechapman9342 2 месяца назад +8

      Those guys tend to be extremely particular and skilled at the tiniest little aspects of their interests. Like the guys who have a spotless PC setup in the middle of a hoarded trailer.

  • @ericalin5432
    @ericalin5432 3 месяца назад +5405

    So cursed to watch this as an Asian girl myself 😢 I once had a white guy approach me 3 times but forgot each time that I was the same person

    • @stripedpolkadots8692
      @stripedpolkadots8692 3 месяца назад +477

      AYO 😭😭😭

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 3 месяца назад +239

      Oh nooooo, did you mention that you already rejected him?

    • @ericalin5432
      @ericalin5432 3 месяца назад +421

      @@JS-cr5fn Hahah no I didn’t in the moment, I felt too bad to say anything… but at least he’s consistent? LOL

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 3 месяца назад +177

      @@ericalin5432 That's nuts lol! You'd think he'd remember after the second time or something, but he just never learned or got it, haha.

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 3 месяца назад +236

      YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭

  • @christianweibrecht6555
    @christianweibrecht6555 3 месяца назад +2319

    How did this character forget to mention their crypto portfolio
    It’s only down by 20% this month

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 3 месяца назад +69

      Doesn’t want to let her know about it, in case she’s a gold digger. 😂

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 2 месяца назад +29

      down 99% in the past year but only 20% this month, the upturn must be right around the corner!

    • @MorganHyde-ie5ru
      @MorganHyde-ie5ru 2 месяца назад +14

      And didn't even mention semen retention once.

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 Месяц назад

      @@MorganHyde-ie5ru the missed no-fap mention was immersion breaking. And he never even complained about "the wokes" once too

    • @scepta101
      @scepta101 24 дня назад

      Wow only down by 20%? That’s pretty impressive. I can’t speak for Asian ladies, I can only speak for himself, but I say you’re lucky if you can find a man like that

  • @goldie819
    @goldie819 3 месяца назад +2089

    The body language is IMPECCABLE

    • @yvechapman9342
      @yvechapman9342 2 месяца назад +7

      Even did that weird mouth thing all the creepy uncles do

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 3 месяца назад +3680

    steven seagal

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 3 месяца назад +13

      This guy looks more like an Asian version of the Beaver.

    • @GentlemansCombatives
      @GentlemansCombatives 3 месяца назад

      You'd say that but Steven committed bigamy marrying an American woman, years after starting a family in Japan

    • @egorleontev9970
      @egorleontev9970 3 месяца назад +13

      Jhon Cena

    • @dftp
      @dftp 3 месяца назад +65

      I think he's moved on to Russian women, which isn't any better of course.

    • @Arpurin
      @Arpurin 3 месяца назад +2

      YOU AGAIN? GET AWAY FROM MY RECOMMENDED

  • @MasoTrumoi
    @MasoTrumoi 3 месяца назад +2698

    My favorite choice is that he doesn't remember what Korean is while wearing a Taekwondo uniform.

    • @danielbergonzi7319
      @danielbergonzi7319 3 месяца назад +83

      Mind, it could have just as easily been Vietnamese

    • @jackabug2475
      @jackabug2475 3 месяца назад +85

      @@danielbergonzi7319 Or Thai, or Tagalog, or Bahasa Indonesia, or...

    • @danielbergonzi7319
      @danielbergonzi7319 3 месяца назад

      @@jackabug2475 Any given Asian nationality that gets fetishized?

    • @ddbob1
      @ddbob1 3 месяца назад +96

      ​@@danielbergonzi7319 it's korean. When people say asian or talk about anything asian or wanting to date asian people, it's usually these 3 lol.

    • @myfault.5735
      @myfault.5735 3 месяца назад +53

      Muricans only know of 3 countries in east Asia

  • @madametrafficjam8347
    @madametrafficjam8347 3 месяца назад +2182

    Seeing the sign "Feminism" on the table and waiting to see how she's gonna work it in was quite a trip. Worth it.

    • @grutarg2938
      @grutarg2938 2 месяца назад +45

      Chekov's feminism.

    • @funkijote
      @funkijote 27 дней назад

      @@grutarg2938 Stealing this 😂

  • @vlad5042
    @vlad5042 3 месяца назад +1113

    "i'm not like those other guys for reasons so powerful they are unnameable" deserved a bigger laugh

    • @sharpsrain8302
      @sharpsrain8302 2 месяца назад

      None of this deserved a laugh but keep at it you'll get ur dick touched eventually 😂😂😂

  • @danielnemesio3388
    @danielnemesio3388 3 месяца назад +1564

    I am surprised he didn't come out with the katana replica and the body pillow from the start

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 3 месяца назад +121

      Good katana are too expensive and the one he got from the mall gift shop broke when he swung it at a fully grown tree in his backyard.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 месяца назад +41

      Gotta reel em in first, they won't buy the cow if you give the milk for free 😎 🗡

    • @jakethepillowsnake5302
      @jakethepillowsnake5302 2 месяца назад +4

      He saved the best for last.

    • @ForeverFall
      @ForeverFall 2 месяца назад +1

      wait, that's a dude?

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ForeverFall Imma be fr, I have no idea which one.

  • @gkarak1996
    @gkarak1996 3 месяца назад +1791

    At "take my seed" i was already dead, found in a ditch and my murderer is prison for vehicular manslaughter.

    • @eurussy
      @eurussy 3 месяца назад +25

      screamed but also cringed so hard

    • @p_to
      @p_to 2 месяца назад +8

      Veee-hiiic-ularrr?!! Vic is that you?

    • @gkarak1996
      @gkarak1996 2 месяца назад

      @@p_to who? What?

    • @p_to
      @p_to 2 месяца назад +6

      @@gkarak1996 ahaha its a reference to a 2023 comedy series on RUclips called « Very Important People » with Vic Michaelis.
      Anyway it’s one of those less funny if explained but basically a character refers to her as Vehicular instead of Vic and it kind of became a mini meme

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu 2 месяца назад +3

      @@p_to did NOT expect to see a wild Vic out in the wild

  • @koguma8823
    @koguma8823 3 месяца назад +792

    i hope the wheezing guy in the audience knows i love him

    • @liljepolak8565
      @liljepolak8565 3 месяца назад +84

      He was great, maybe the best audience member

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 2 месяца назад +28

      I hope he's doing well

  • @ariannasv22
    @ariannasv22 3 месяца назад +1333

    "Bear a confused child"
    As a halfie I felt that deep in my soul

    • @guanxinated
      @guanxinated 3 месяца назад +19

      The whole characterization feels quite racist, to be honest. Possibly even in violation of RUclips's ToS.

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 3 месяца назад +210

      @@guanxinatedracist towards who?

    • @hexane8
      @hexane8 3 месяца назад

      ​@@djsaidez271white men, of course! They decide what is and is not suitable on RUclips. Insulting white women and Karens is fine but white men are not to be laughed at. Ever.

    • @shadyacr
      @shadyacr 3 месяца назад +144

      ​@@guanxinatedas a white guy who has seen a anime before (in subs!) i am so PISSED OFF about this!!!

    • @portobeIIa
      @portobeIIa 3 месяца назад

      ​@@guanxinated ah yes, nothing more racist than making fun of racism

  • @cyndlehick9777
    @cyndlehick9777 3 месяца назад +1495

    M’ladies

  • @gingeralice3858
    @gingeralice3858 2 месяца назад +493

    The angry comments calling her self hating white or asian while failing to notice she's WASIAN truly sums up the mixed race experience TBH

    • @smokeyhoodoo
      @smokeyhoodoo 2 месяца назад

      @gingeralice3858 Having an angry lesbian of color try to tell you not to fetishize them from around your penis sums up the white male experience

    • @smokeyhoodoo
      @smokeyhoodoo 2 месяца назад +6

      @gingeralice3858 "But I'm white... how can I be racist against myself"
      SO white. You've got that half DOWN.
      Just ask the question everyone's asking you! Brilliant!

    • @SilverSquirrel
      @SilverSquirrel 2 месяца назад

      Did she apologize for her racial guilt for both Slavery and Japan's WWII war crimes? No? Some Woke! lol Probably a secret racist.

    • @simontist
      @simontist 2 месяца назад +11

      She's AITE

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 24 дня назад

      You'd think the last line makes it obvious

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 2 месяца назад +583

    Accurate.
    And I had to deal with a dude who swore he wasn’t racist against Asians because he likes Asian women, even after referring to covid as “kung flu”. 😑

    • @advocacynaccountablity
      @advocacynaccountablity 2 месяца назад +60

      Utterly un-self aware.

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 2 месяца назад +41

      Ewwwwww

    • @blastermaster5039
      @blastermaster5039 2 месяца назад +3

      mhmm. bat stew

    • @utterlyviolet
      @utterlyviolet 2 месяца назад +6

      @Diggy22 Guy probably thought it was funny or cool to say such garbage. So that must make it okay. . . . .

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 месяца назад +3

      I feel so bad for laughing
      Wasn't expecting kung flu fr

  • @flmaobggf12
    @flmaobggf12 2 месяца назад +277

    This was perfection. This is every white man who loves the Last Samurai, Shogun and goes to Thailand and Philippines by himself to “explore” the culture

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 2 месяца назад +64

      Ugh, I dated a guy who went to Thailand. (TW, underage) He told me this sob story about how he was a john for an underage girl, but still went through with it?? Um, how is that sad for *you*??? Bye!!👋

    • @flmaobggf12
      @flmaobggf12 2 месяца назад +3

      @@celisewillis they exploit the poverty of poor countries, fetishize race and take advantage of minors, but in their minds they’re still the white savior. Dude should rot in jail forever for touching a minor

    • @oogabooga6346
      @oogabooga6346 2 месяца назад +27

      @@celisewillis pity just hearing him say so is not enough to report him.

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@celisewillisthat happened to me the other night. Last night actually. I have a baby face, went to a bar, got tipsy. Guy I hit if off with offered to walk me home. We ended up being intimate. Only AFTERwards did he ask "how old are you really? looks like you're in hs." Like he was so nonchalant about potentially sleeping with a minor it made me sick. Definitely didn't feel like the first time. When I asked if he would've been ok with that he said "you offered"

    • @MissBlackMetal
      @MissBlackMetal 2 месяца назад +9

      ​​​​@@Nonyah123 WOW that's fucking disturbing dude. Did you report him to the police? Even if his admission isn't a crime, they might be able to put him on some kind of watch list. And it's possible that they could surveil him (though they might need a warrant first?) and find incriminating evidence on his computers or something.
      Just, any way for them to know about this guy. If they didn't know about him before, it's certainly a good idea for them to keep tabs on him going forward. And if they DID already know about him, maybe they're just waiting for a witness like you to come forward and provide evidence/testimony against him! Either way, I'm sure the police wouldn't feel like you're wasting their time, and would appreciate you telling them about him.
      Especially since this is still very recent, please, please, please tell the police. You could be saving girls from being harmed by him in the future.

  • @kyounokuma
    @kyounokuma 2 месяца назад +286

    I’m glad more female Asian comedians are taking this subject on. This was by far the best take on it so far… absolutely scathing and hilarious and all too true!

  • @geekygengar5467
    @geekygengar5467 3 месяца назад +838

    Why do I get the feeling this wasn't made up but a real dude's okcupid profile? lol

    • @ericae.6547
      @ericae.6547 3 месяца назад +129

      It’s def real, and several guys’ profiles 😭

    • @jackabug2475
      @jackabug2475 3 месяца назад +108

      It's a pastiche of dozens, if not hundreds, of such profiles.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 месяца назад +53

      Oh it's real and wasn't just one guy's profile.

    • @malegria9641
      @malegria9641 3 месяца назад +33

      Oh girlie do I have news for you

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 3 месяца назад +19

      @ericae.6547 There's dudes out there with that little self awareness?

  • @Lastprogramer
    @Lastprogramer 3 месяца назад +1078

    0:57 accurate 'man performing half-learned Muay Thai' impression

    • @Juanpablomorenoarango
      @Juanpablomorenoarango 3 месяца назад +9

      Ah I felt that one

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 месяца назад

      Forgot the side sliding punches using the bottom bit of the hand lol

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 2 месяца назад

      Half learned? I didn’t even recognize those as low kicks until you said something 😂

  • @Skygirl-rp4ob
    @Skygirl-rp4ob 3 месяца назад +447

    Nahhh not the white belt with zero notches 😭😭😭

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 3 месяца назад +532

    It’s the stiff walk for me😂😂
    Everything is wildly accurate but that just sent me off the edge and into giggle fits every time they moved about😂

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 3 месяца назад +37

      The little loss of balance in the initial sequence of kicks, like he's never done a hamstring stretch in his life.

    • @ShesquatchPiney
      @ShesquatchPiney 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ElorauroraCan confirm. Know someone like this who took too much diet advice from 4chan. After a few years, he finally seems to be approaching his health regimine better, but it's still soaking in funky Asian beauty standards and questionable nutrition. A lot of painstaking effort to find a Japanese wife. Good luck getting a girl to leave her entire community, family, walkable cities, and national healthcare for the car centric US.

    • @AmyKozerski
      @AmyKozerski 2 месяца назад +10

      Of course his gait is stiff, didn't you hear he has pre-sciatica?

  • @junieeee
    @junieeee 2 месяца назад +294

    Didn’t notice this type of dude til college lmao. Went to an art school that was predominantly Asian and white students. SO many couples with the exact same dynamic: tall awkward white dude who’s obsessed with anime or Japan/asian culture+Asian baddie. After a while it was…very noticeable what was going on lmao 😅

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 2 месяца назад +37

      I'm surprised the Asian chicks were so receptive to that.

    • @arielgonzalez9993
      @arielgonzalez9993 2 месяца назад +1

      As long as they’re white it doesn’t matter sadly

    • @jenniferdinh7531
      @jenniferdinh7531 2 месяца назад +70

      @@Alias_AnybodyAs an Vietnamese woman… probably because the alternatives are worst, and rarely, equal or better. Though at this point, maybe I should give up on relationships lmao

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 2 месяца назад +6

      @@jenniferdinh7531
      What are the alternatives?

    • @wednesdaysdoll
      @wednesdaysdoll 2 месяца назад +45

      @@Alias_Anybodyawful Asian men lol

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 3 месяца назад +541

    Literally every "strictly platonic" personal ad on Craigslist

    • @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568
      @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 3 месяца назад +6

      Wait, this comment was posted 2 days ago.
      Didn't CL get rid of personals in like 2015?

    • @hexane8
      @hexane8 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568they have had a real life partner and havent visited I guess

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 holy shit, really? I haven't been on since 2009, do ppl still use it for housing though? 😂 aging millenials/xennials

    • @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568
      @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rickwrites2612 Coincidently, I used it to find a roomate from 2014-2016

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin 3 месяца назад +587

    "I learned karate in a class of children"

    • @redencarnacion
      @redencarnacion 3 месяца назад +31

      While wearing a taekwondo dobok.

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 3 месяца назад +10

      dwight? is that you?

  • @tukamousa9025
    @tukamousa9025 3 месяца назад +683

    Never seen a piece by Michelle before but I would love to see more. I was giggling the whole time. This premise has been done before so I’m impressed with the amount snd creativity of the jokes and the pacing is just so good

    • @CharactersWelcome
      @CharactersWelcome  3 месяца назад +140

      Here’s another one from Michelle! Teen Pop Sensation Mobilizes Fan Army
      ruclips.net/video/jXTm3ieEcsg/видео.html

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 3 месяца назад +8

      I recommend the watch!

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 3 месяца назад +3

      That's one of my favorites.

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 3 месяца назад +24

      she's definitely honing her craft. this routine has absolutely zero downtime, I was laughing like every sentence

  • @aubreymorgan9763
    @aubreymorgan9763 2 месяца назад +87

    I am always reminded of king of the hill for these meeting the new Asian neighbor “so are you Chinese or Japanese?” …. “I’ve lived in California for 20;years but originally I am from Laos.” … everyone stares blankly. “So, are you Chinese or Japanese?”

    • @BoobeamTrap
      @BoobeamTrap 2 месяца назад +28

      The funniest follow up to that is when Khan meets Hank's extremely racist dad and Cotton is like "You're Laotian, ain'tcha Mr. Khan?"

    • @MSGSlayer1
      @MSGSlayer1 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@BoobeamTrap”Laotian, like the ocean?"

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 месяца назад +178

    "Reasons _so powerful,_ they are unnamable."
    Like all the best reasons.

  • @cabbage-soup
    @cabbage-soup 2 месяца назад +71

    this is so real 😭
    i was once seated next to a table where a white guy and an asian girl were having a first date. and istg, the entire time, he did not ask her a single question.

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 2 месяца назад +31

      My dad and I were out to dinner once and noticed the same thing happened. He talked about himself the *entire* time and never once asked the poor lady a question. My dad and I both were like “wow well he was fuckin obnoxious” when we left 😂

    • @soniajames4666
      @soniajames4666 2 месяца назад +16

      This is a pretty common personality trait. A good one to pick up on early 🚩

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 2 месяца назад +23

      I went to a Thai restaurant with my mom, and the couple next to us was young white guy and Thai woman. The guy complained about her culture the whole time and admitted he doesn't even like Thai food. He complained about everything they ordered and the girl didn't even get to finish her meal because the guy decided he didn't want to finish his and didn't want to be there anymore. To top it off, we never heard the girl speak the entire time.
      As Asians ourselves, my mom and I were extremely uncomfortable with the whole thing, and we hoped the girl had enough self-respect to dump the man someday.

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 месяца назад

      this never happened

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 2 месяца назад +5

      @@supernal6803 this kinda stuff happens all the time, not sure why you think it's not real

  • @NihilisticJawbreaker
    @NihilisticJawbreaker 2 месяца назад +90

    I once went on a date with the African- American version of this guy. He kept trying to show off his "knowledge" of Japanese culture and I kept correcting him. Because while I am white I am also an anthropologist. Needless to say, he stood me up on our second date which was to a local Japanese festival. I enjoyed myself immensely while not being embarrassed by a total weeb.

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 2 месяца назад +7

      aww I'm sad he stood you up but it sounds like you dodged a bullet. Self hating black guys are very dangerous and they usually pass it onto their kids

    • @MissBlackMetal
      @MissBlackMetal 2 месяца назад +5

      @@NihilisticJawbreaker I'm mixed (Japanese/American). I do appreciate when people appreciate my culture enough to want to learn everything they can about it, including the etiquette, language, geography, and entertainment. It's when they *pretend* to know this stuff that it aggravates me. Or when they think they're better than other people *because* of their knowledge (especially if it's flawed knowledge!) of my culture.
      But I never understood why people use the term "weeb" as an insult. Like, you're insulting someone for being appreciative of a different culture? Well that's certainly better than the opposite: a racist, bigoted xenophobe!

  • @julianallen5492
    @julianallen5492 3 месяца назад +126

    being a sub because being a dom is too much work deserved far more laughs

  • @PickledThyme1
    @PickledThyme1 3 месяца назад +433

    As someone who has run into numerous younger permutations of this character, this is super accurate T-T

    • @notmyrealname977
      @notmyrealname977 2 месяца назад +1

      your pfp is a little girls cartoon.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 месяца назад +13

      @@notmyrealname977most bronies are in their thirties by now😂😂

    • @insertname1857
      @insertname1857 2 месяца назад +7

      @@notmyrealname977 this person could actually be a kid, kids are sadly on youtube now and they mentioned running into younger versions of this type of guy, so. i think context clues are useful. try it some time. also most bronies are like 40 year old men who live in their parents basements so lmao this person is the least of ur problems

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 месяца назад

      Are you Orthodox?

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@notmyrealname977 great eyes you got there! Not a lot of people have eyes, very cool, you must be proud

  • @OlinCaprison
    @OlinCaprison 3 месяца назад +171

    Idk how she didn’t laugh when she took out the fedora

    • @Bonovasitch
      @Bonovasitch 3 месяца назад +12

      She was close to cracking at 4:11 though

    • @lynn9265
      @lynn9265 2 месяца назад +4

      You saw her almost laughing when hitting the boards out of her own hands though lol

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 3 месяца назад +189

    "take my seed..."

  • @batacumba
    @batacumba 3 месяца назад +264

    As an Asian American woman, I felt this 😔😂

    • @stephenlake2840
      @stephenlake2840 3 месяца назад +12

      As a white man...I also felt this 😂

    • @notmyrealname977
      @notmyrealname977 2 месяца назад

      You aren't American.

    • @batacumba
      @batacumba 2 месяца назад +29

      @@notmyrealname977 lol I’m not?? Please explain, I’m sure I’m gonna love whatever fun and totally not racist explanation you have for me. 😂

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 месяца назад +1

      @@batacumbato most angloid americans you arent american! dont you get it? Asians are perpetual foreigners to them 😂😂😂, this is why asians who side with whites to belittle asia are hilariously pathetic, you are siding with a group of people that would intern you in camps at any opportunity like blaming all asians for covid 😅, this is why i moved out of burgerstan a few years ago. And you would too if you value your time and life

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 месяца назад +1

      Even blacks are considered americans but asians are not 😂, this is why all asian americans should move out of the country eventually, because once the usa starts a war with china or whatever, y’all will be sent to internment camps, cuz “all look the same” for angloids😅

  • @Xxsorafan
    @Xxsorafan 2 месяца назад +81

    It’s so nasty 😭 my ex’s friend ONLY wanted to date Japanese women. He’s still single as far as I know

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 2 месяца назад +27

      So creepy!!! And they always say "it's a preference" 🙄🙄🙄

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 2 месяца назад +18

      @@celisewillis The most annoying part is when they say that they just mean fetish.

    • @cyancat8633
      @cyancat8633 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@AAAAAA-qs1bvTHIS doesn't seem love for love itseems love for lust

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 месяца назад

      and you are cumdumpster

  • @ChelseaChance-q8t
    @ChelseaChance-q8t 2 месяца назад +22

    💀💀💀 “martial arts of indiscernible origin”

  • @draekaderezna
    @draekaderezna 3 месяца назад +285

    The missed kick was such good delivery. Lmao

  • @Jigglupuff22
    @Jigglupuff22 3 месяца назад +270

    Counting Karate Chops per Minute like DPS in a video games.

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 3 месяца назад +36

      Also, 40 per minute means it takes him longer than a full second to make a chop

  • @StainlessHelena
    @StainlessHelena 3 месяца назад +166

    I kept it together but the woodboards finally broke me. Outstanding performance👏👏👏

  • @cogsworther1639
    @cogsworther1639 3 месяца назад +120

    The slightly out of sync blinking is the real cherry on top

  • @pixgee
    @pixgee 3 месяца назад +102

    "Michelle Chan Bennett" oh this was personal

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 месяца назад +1

      Probably ashamed of her white dad, figures, considing majority of wmaf relationships have pathetic men usually sexpats

  • @Itoshimi
    @Itoshimi 3 месяца назад +859

    Check the dudes history for Lolis and nazism lmaoo

    • @Treeforest347
      @Treeforest347 3 месяца назад +144

      lol frr. these be the same people who claim “racial superiority”💀

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 3 месяца назад

      @@Treeforest347 while also being/looking like the bottom of the barrel.

    • @explosion9815
      @explosion9815 3 месяца назад +12

      Bruhh don’t put lolicons in with Nazis lolicons can be cool

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 3 месяца назад

      @@explosion9815debatable

    • @explosion9815
      @explosion9815 3 месяца назад +9

      @@NoOne-sk2ve What drove me? Mmm, I personally know some lolicons and I dated one once and he was cool. Seeing it put next to Nazism felt really weird.

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 3 месяца назад +232

    The specificity is what's killing me!

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 3 месяца назад +38

      This is more common a guy than you think, I’m actually kinda surprised the character didn’t mention how submissive Asian women are

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 3 месяца назад +6

      Which is just not true

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 3 месяца назад +79

      @@raydgreenwald7788 It's easy to miss, but there is a line early on about about how the character is "deserving of your intoxicating blend of docility and exotic sexuality"

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 3 месяца назад +37

      @@matesafranka6110 well I just threw up a little in mouth.

  • @addisoncain2153
    @addisoncain2153 2 месяца назад +67

    As a white woman who used to live in Japan, and would see the western men that came out there just to get girls… damn. This was hilarious and accurate. Sadly, most of those men did get girlfriends, so the saga continues.

    • @alanawiggs7618
      @alanawiggs7618 2 месяца назад +1

      Not sadly, happily!
      Men who travel for girls don't deserve them. The relationship would have been insufferable for the girl

  • @VeniVidiVici_VI
    @VeniVidiVici_VI 2 месяца назад +26

    70% of the time the guy in a wmaf couple are like this. It really needs to be studied and laughed at more 😂.

  • @captainkawaii666
    @captainkawaii666 2 месяца назад +41

    This is so perfect because like, I've met the exact guy this is making fun of before and they just actually act like this

  • @ampisbadatthis
    @ampisbadatthis 3 месяца назад +194

    this whole thing was a setup for the Nunchucks, which was just a setup for the board "breaking." well played

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 3 месяца назад +28

      I once saw a comedian do a whole skit about how much he hates beatboxing and how it's just dumb noise, only to conclude with giving an "illustration" by doing an absolutely sick beatbox routine

    • @MartyMcNinja
      @MartyMcNinja 3 месяца назад +15

      I get a strong sense that Michelle is extremely proficient with nunchucks and has to make a sincere effort to look like she's bad at them for the character lol

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 3 месяца назад +7

      @@MartyMcNinja She was better than I was expecting from this character. Maybe that's why doing so badly with the boards snuck up on me.

  • @Paelidore
    @Paelidore 2 месяца назад +16

    "Take my seed and bear a confused child with me."
    I'm in tears.

  • @headerahelix
    @headerahelix 3 месяца назад +69

    I can feel the years of disgust and pain through her words lol

  • @ImawerecatProductions
    @ImawerecatProductions 3 месяца назад +87

    I managed to keep it together until the Pee Pee Poo Poo platter, but then the boards killed me 😂

  • @Jaxos050
    @Jaxos050 3 месяца назад +123

    she really didn't have to be so ...... glistening for this. but glistening she was.

  • @euniesdabus
    @euniesdabus 3 месяца назад +41

    9/10 she forgot to mention the obligatory Crypto bro

  • @DragonSkul19
    @DragonSkul19 3 месяца назад +118

    The Lucy Liu joke took me out lmao 😂

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 3 месяца назад +8

      That was a really artful way to do the “You look like Lucy Liu” joke 🤣

  • @SamanthaGobert
    @SamanthaGobert 3 месяца назад +34

    I gotta be dyslexic bc I read the thumbnail 3 times and still thought this was a gonna be a story about a bear who confused them for its child

  • @maxtravers1314
    @maxtravers1314 3 месяца назад +132

    At first I was afraid they weren’t gonna be able to keep this going or keep escalating the joke
    I am happily mistaken 😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 месяца назад +62

    "I will never make you watch anime dubs."
    Well, shit, I'm in love.

    • @gingeralice3858
      @gingeralice3858 2 месяца назад +5

      No joke I sighed of relief when my boyfriend told me he didn't mind subs. 6 years together with a child now.

    • @Beyond_Beyblade
      @Beyond_Beyblade 2 месяца назад

      @@gingeralice3858 hell yeah

  • @turpasauna
    @turpasauna 2 месяца назад +64

    I just read about a Finnish doctor (male, 60+ years old) going to Asia and having s** with a young lady without contraception, then getting surprised that she got pregnant. 😭😭 If a doctor acts like this, think about the others...

    • @utterlyviolet
      @utterlyviolet 2 месяца назад +12

      @turpasauna Just because someone, even a doctor, has a degree, does not mean they are smart, possess common sense or even understand biology.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 2 месяца назад +10

      It unfortunately happens a lot. There was a really great news article some years ago that focused on the illegitimate children born in the Philippines from sexpats who refused to use contraceptive and were shocked they fathered a child. The poor kids had no identity and many of the daughters were doomed to repeat the cycle of their mothers because their mom was already poor before having kids, and was economically worse off after the unplanned child.

    • @turpasauna
      @turpasauna 2 месяца назад

      @@samwisegamgee1243 That is horrible. Men are the worst!

  • @addisonsani1552
    @addisonsani1552 3 месяца назад +56

    Every line was better than the last. This is art

  • @PrestonCarey90
    @PrestonCarey90 3 месяца назад +60

    When I saw her I literally said to myself, "Oh God, what's her name? Kiko-ch-?" And she said it!

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 месяца назад +25

    Alternate title: Every Incel Ever

  • @RideorDinosaur
    @RideorDinosaur 3 месяца назад +51

    Dump him Kiko-chan!!

  • @sovest555
    @sovest555 3 месяца назад +59

    4:25 Is this the "I have God and Anime on my side" kid grown up?

  • @DreaAnandi
    @DreaAnandi 3 месяца назад +73

    This was so accurate that it made me viscerally uncomfortable. I'm still uncomfortable.

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 3 месяца назад +65

    Just wait until he gets his yellow belt...

  • @AveryAshtynRebecca
    @AveryAshtynRebecca 2 месяца назад +102

    itraveledthere AI fixes this. White male seeks Asian female.

  • @valkylva
    @valkylva 3 месяца назад +36

    a super obnoxious socially annoying. RUDE guy friend of my high school boyfriend was obsessed with me and tried to get with me after I broke up with my bf. A few years later after me rejecting him he messaged me on FB and told me he only likes Asian women now.
    I’m sorry to all of the Asian women who gave him a chance.

  • @maryfreebed9886
    @maryfreebed9886 3 месяца назад +166

    What you deliver is superior to much of what's on SNL right now, and equal to what it offered at its peak.

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 месяца назад +6

      Its really reminding me of Dan Ackroyd's "Fred Garvin, male prostitute" skit.....one of my favourites!

    • @swiftlymurmurs
      @swiftlymurmurs 3 месяца назад +3

      Well I assume she had time to polish and practise this, whereas on SNL they typically have like 5 days to put on the whole damn thing

    • @mxwitcher
      @mxwitcher 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@swiftlymurmurs That's the thing... SNL is just quantity over quality at this point

    • @nichan008
      @nichan008 3 месяца назад

      @@mxwitcher Not, at this point. always was

    • @ElegantHamster-d7s
      @ElegantHamster-d7s 2 месяца назад

      ​@@swiftlymurmursSNL has sucked for years. It's so expensive to make that they try to make humor that's funny to everybody, to increase viewership. Also, most jokes are just about TV and current events. They don't take risks. It's watered down for maximum viewership.

  • @MP-db9sw
    @MP-db9sw 3 месяца назад +32

    I thought this would be too cringe to watch but it was actually funny af.

  • @Tsusagi
    @Tsusagi 3 месяца назад +15

    When she faked the pain from hitting the feminism board was the cherry on top for me

  • @SmartStart24
    @SmartStart24 2 месяца назад +7

    From the outside looking in this is exactly how these types of dudes operate lmaoo. I know Asian women have got to be exhausted 😩

  • @fistfullofsalt6311
    @fistfullofsalt6311 3 месяца назад +21

    As a white male, who doesn't seek Asian female companionship, I can honestly admit to knowing a few guys that are almost exactly like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yagisencho
    @yagisencho 2 месяца назад +5

    Brilliantly written and delivered. Chef's kiss. 🤜🤛

  • @auto117666
    @auto117666 3 месяца назад +96

    5:42 That’s my new pickup line

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 3 месяца назад +27

      It works great at the farm supply store.

    • @traviskitteh
      @traviskitteh 3 месяца назад +7

      If the perspective lady happens to be a number generator, then we're in business baby!

    • @leyasep5919
      @leyasep5919 2 месяца назад

      @@traviskitteh oh, I got this reference 😛 as I do design this type of algo 😅

  • @randomguy037
    @randomguy037 2 месяца назад +12

    This person exists, and must be stopped

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 2 месяца назад +10

    I think these guys would ironically have a (slightly) bigger chance of dating an asian girl if they were completely neutral to what race they date and didnt fetishize so much. It shouldnt be the main goal to date a certain race/ethicity (especially if its not your own that youre seeking) but rather find someone actually compatible

  • @melaniebell8115
    @melaniebell8115 3 месяца назад +42

    As a japanese/german woman living in N.America, I can confirm. I'd meet my partner's uncles & experience bizarre exchanges of congratulations to my boyfriends for scoring me. Right in front of me, like I don't speak English. So effing infuriating!!

    • @arielgonzalez9993
      @arielgonzalez9993 2 месяца назад

      Yo choose to be with a white man so relax, your fetish your life forever

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 2 месяца назад +7

      Yuckkk like they were admiring a fish he caught or something 🤮 sorry that happened to you

    • @SucculentDoorbell
      @SucculentDoorbell 2 месяца назад +3

      They still see you as a second class citizen. You're just not fully aware of it yet.

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 месяца назад

      so you are neither ?

  • @serenegenerally
    @serenegenerally 3 месяца назад +48

    Got second hand embarrassment from this so I say Michelle did a pretty heckin good job

  • @milkyshakes
    @milkyshakes 2 месяца назад +14

    can we talk about the legendary nunchaku usage

    • @Trevelyan2
      @Trevelyan2 2 месяца назад +3

      I will talk about it. I will start:
      Cool nunchaku usage!

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 3 месяца назад +28

    this deserved more laughs, especially the sister wife line lmao

  • @mrbones9332
    @mrbones9332 3 месяца назад +11

    It took me two or three tries to read that thumbnail... A bear confused you for a child? A confused bear child? Ohhh, BEAR a confused child!

  • @BlasianLynn
    @BlasianLynn 3 месяца назад +143

    Blasians minding our business 🐸☕️

    • @hannahs.7297
      @hannahs.7297 3 месяца назад +73

      for real. the amount of men that think i’m the exotic blend of both worlds and im really just a nerdy weirdo 😂

    • @TarynRMartin
      @TarynRMartin 3 месяца назад +10

      @@hannahs.7297
      I’m Wasian, and same.

  • @DragonNyah
    @DragonNyah Месяц назад +1

    Every detail is so beautifully put together 😭

  • @timingisperfect
    @timingisperfect 2 месяца назад +10

    This was basically a documentary

  • @RealPlasmat
    @RealPlasmat 3 месяца назад +8

    Watching this was one of the best parts of my day.

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 3 месяца назад +24

    5:27 that one guys wheeze is phenomenal 😂😂🙌

  • @vegasvanga5442
    @vegasvanga5442 Месяц назад +2

    The weird little "frown laugh" at 4:12 was TOO spot-on LMFAO

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 2 месяца назад +7

    5:06 All that was missing from this skit were the stereotypical "KYAAAA~~~!!" "IIYAAAAAA~~!!" and "AAAAHHHH~~!!" with maximum treble before punching/kicking (standard stereotype that weebs will just scream, rather than give a decent kiai from their hara). Hilarious, nonetheless.

    • @Haydin1117
      @Haydin1117 2 месяца назад +3

      I think it's funnier like this. The little "thunks" punctuate the jokes really well

  • @DosColasClips
    @DosColasClips 2 месяца назад +9

    Wasn't prepared for the matching hat. Incredibly powerful look.

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 2 месяца назад +4

    "God's Favor" and "Tasteful Appropriation" are brilliant.

  • @Tayleeg
    @Tayleeg 3 месяца назад +19

    At the sole remaining circuit city!!!!

  • @maxweisel9027
    @maxweisel9027 3 месяца назад +11

    Damn she got Nunchuck skills

  • @Jrpyify
    @Jrpyify 2 месяца назад +10

    Oh look it's half my friends.

  • @BlackOrderAlchemist
    @BlackOrderAlchemist 3 месяца назад +11

    What a gem :y
    The algorithm is giving me some good picks lately

  • @jacktenglin2558
    @jacktenglin2558 3 месяца назад +20

    My uncle roger

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah 3 месяца назад +42

    I almost dare not to laugh. This is so unpleasantly realistic! 😅

  • @MissBlackMetal
    @MissBlackMetal 2 месяца назад +3

    This skit was hilarious! How spot on. I hope Michelle makes it big as a comedian! I'd certainly love to see more of her.

  • @xraselver7634
    @xraselver7634 3 месяца назад +8

    This is gold xD
    Thanks also to the RUclips algorithm for showing me!

  • @TaldrenMGMoonGuard
    @TaldrenMGMoonGuard 2 месяца назад +14

    This is soooo f*cking good and quite accurate! I'm white and my ex husband is white. When I divorced him he thought that if he just married an Asian woman she would be obedient. He did meet his Asian woman, a very nice woman from the Philippines. He sent me an invitation which I respectfully declined. I did meet her and we got along VERY well. My ex didn't know that Filipinos speak Spanish and I speak Spanish. I live in Texas and that was our connection! He tried to force her to play World of Warcraft and introduced me to her because she said girls aren't that interested in video games. He wanted a wife who played video games and it was so unfair he made her do it. I'm happy being single so him doing this terrible thing backfired for him. She doesn't play video games anymore even for him. Good for her! I knew she wasn't happy about it but back then they were newly married and respect to her for giving it a chance. Sucks to be my ex because I genuinely like her and she's tougher than me.
    There is an ancient curse. I don't know where it actually originates but it's often attributed to the Chinese but that's not true. It basically says, "May the gods give you everything you ask for," And my ex certainly did.