@@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.
I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.
An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this
It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.
I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.
This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to! And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.
The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it
Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.
I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz
I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼♀️
i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man
I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.
The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that. Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao
@@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.
I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.
Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.
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"You'd say I had a good heart, and that's not even medically true" is just fantastic
I died at that 😂
Loved it
“Dolphin laugh intensify”
Idk about y'all but im totally using that! Who heard that amazing laugh out in that audience?! Priceless!
This is just me tho xD like seriously it’s fucking accurate
Him saying "The ugly have sex too!", then proceeding to devour a peach is something I would expect to see in a postdramatic play
its a nectarine
You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there’s an exorcism going on in the audience
Demons: *Listen, you don’t have to do us like that. We don’t claim her.*
PLEASE 😂😂
"You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an *orgy* on in the audience"
You must be the 9 who's never going to an orgy again
You know you are doing a good job when it sounds like there's an exorcism going on in the orgy
WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TED TALK
ParnazDoesStuff RIGHT???
Lol!!!
I thought it was a ted talk till the end. Maybe it should be!
Hahahahaha a hahahahaha XD
Was it *not* ? Did I *misinterpret* this? I went out and had 5 orgies after watching this.
Not gonna lie, whoever played SpongeBob in the background laughing deserves a Grammy
I somehow didnt even notice that
I was at this performance and I was too busy looking around for who was laughing like to notice that he even ate the peach
@@ZeppelinPietrPryor were you able to find the person?
That’s Arthur Fleck laughing
@@conversequeen64 probably because the people who go to these are aware of who is performing and their content is what appeals to them most and makes them laugh. Hence why they went to the show.
"A bunch of fives and a nine who is never coming back" is a great line
If you listen closely you can hear the mating call of the golden eurasian shortbill in the audience.
Matt Britzius you don’t have to listen closely
Crispy Egg I was about to say the same thing😂😂
Who are they?I must know! My heart demands it.
Lol
Fool...that is clearly the southern american shortbill
For that man to keep his cool with that laugh in the audience is most impressive
I love how the audience laughs for a couple of seconds at the jokes, then laughs about another ten seconds at that one person with a really weird laugh.
The peach bit killed me. I can't even explain why, but it was just right in the wrongest way.
This performance is incredible. The performer has such a way with story telling. Like, I believe this character is a thing.
12/10
go to any orgy and you'll meet this exact person.
Very true! Couldn’t agree more!
The way they are the peach was honestly brilliant
What do you mean "character" 🤔
@@sir-ani8927 was it not a nectarine?
My Psychologist: they’re not real they can’t hurt you
Me: **hears the dolphin/spongebob laugh at 3am**
🤭
Damn it I'm at work here and trying not to loose it XDDD
Mans got the angry bird laugh
*Calm down, Janice, it's just a bit.*
I'm sure she's lovely tho. I'm glad she's enjoying herself.
nightowl aww that took a wholesome turn
omg, it sounds like a dolphin.
Oh. My. God.
This @@nightowl8477 guy is a class act! :)
An unattractive guy with bad hygiene I went to school with would sit there before class started and brag about his freaky sexual exploits. It was just like this
It's even worse when an obese unnatractive smelly man thinks he is a stud and approaches you like you should be grateful he's flirting with you. I've had that happen to me and I basically ran out the classroom.
@@dunnotck1 at least he tried :). Dude deserves medal for that
@@dunnotck1 i can respect his mad confidence
I had the same experience… I even went to his house once (we were friends in elementary school and I wanted to reconnect before he started hitting on me) and the smell of the place made me wonder who the hell he was using those self-proclaimed “magic fingers” on.
@@derljackson5365 lmao why would someone deserve a medal for making another person feel uncomfortable
This man NEEDS to play a supervillain at some point. In a movie, in a TV show, Hell on the radio, I don’t care, he just NEEDS to!
And the illegitimate child of Spongebob and a penguin in the audience can be one of his cronies.
I second this
I third this
I fourth this
I plead the fifth
The sixth has awoken.
The part where he dumps the nectarine/peach out of the mug and takes a bite out of it was so powerful that I had to pause the video and lean back in my chair to process it
Someone in the audience is undergoing a seizure
aaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaA
Muhammad Barakat Right!!?
that's just joker
No, shes doing seizure.
That is not what a seizure sounds like, most are actually quiet with some gargling of saliva unless they scream at the beginning
My friend who is really hot sent me this, and I was about to text him, "Lol wtf you're not ugl.....
Oh 😔
Ouch
you didnt complete the quetation
@@thepoppersshow "
He wants to be the nine. He is inviting you to an orgy. Don't throw this away
R. I. P.
No one:
Not even the performer:
Person in audience: wwawawawwawawwawwaw
Rayi Jamona I was at this performance and I barely paid any attention to this routine because I was looking for who that laugh was coming from
Oh my God I thought I was the only one who heard that!
I was looking for this comment!
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I lost my shit when i heard that laugh! Ahhaahah like a Pterodactyl l
As an okay looking person that has been to a few orgies, everything this man said is gospel. (Except for the cat hair, cleanliness is key)
Have you ever bitten a skin tag?
@@Up10tionslayyou don’t know lol
Yea clean but run down is usually more the vibe(well more associated with kink scene than orgies but similar). Like the place might be big or small but its always a little more run down than you would expect.
I was invited to an orgy once by a brown shorted delivery guy when I was working in an office. This man had printed tickets (like he was selling tickets to his kid's booster at school). It was hilarious and I was flattered but did not attend. It's a shame. That guy said there would be a buffet and smooth jazz
Tfw the orgy scene from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is more realistic than "Eyes Wide Shut"
That lady’s laugh is almost as good as the skit
The lady's laugh leaves a skit
That ladies laugh needs a burial with full military honours
what if it actually is even weirder and it was a man!
Spoiler: it's a guy
the laugh totally completes the skit
I came for the comedy, I stayed for the woman cackling like she was sending the Flying Monkeys after Dorothy.
I took a drink before reading this and nearly just a literal spit take
I would think they would play the weird laughs (maybe fake) to teach them to not break character in front of an audience. Because one day you may have one of those laughs in the audience in a large show. 🤷🏼♀️
If that's true that's super smart
Nah, she was just a regular audience member! UCB doesn't put that much into it haha.
i was lowkey a bit annoyed with the laugh because it distracted me from the performer, but whether it's true or not that the person with the weird laugh was planted, your comment made me feel less distracted. thanks man
Bethany Clayton I have a friend who straight up sounds like the cackling one. Every time she laughs
This is like the 3rd time i wouldn’t be surprised
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I think Spongebob and Waluigi's love child is in the audience
They probably do orgies
@@jamescanjuggle I'm sure, so many holes that can be filled!
Wah
@@OjaZack You are funny. Wanted to tell you that :) Two for two in your responses :)
0:51 damb who let da red angry bird in
That dolphin in the back really liked this bit.
Takes a really good performer to make the audience howl in laughter from just the way you eat a peach
*Starts muff diving the peach*
Woman in the audience: No....
Him: Overruled.
I didn't catch that the first watch! That might be the best punchline in the bit 😂
His reaction and timing was perfect 😂 he is so talented!!!
Dolphin intensifies***
And he even kind of breaks character with the nod‐and-smile
...Nicholas Cage would like to know your location
I unironically adore that laugh in the background.
3 types of comments on this vid.
1: He's really good!
2:WTF IS THAT LAUGH
3: haha yeah that's true! I have sex *awkwardness intensifies *
POV: Your friend who cackles like a witch just told you she goes to comedy shows
UCB has really increased it's accessibility, what with a dolphin managing to make it out there. I'm proud of them.
Seth 69 likes now. Nice
I bet a freakin astronaut snuck it in!
I don't know why this popped up on my youtube algorithms but frankly I'm not disappointed. This man ate metaphorical ass on stage. I literally can't stop laughing at this but I'm also really impressed.
“In the land of 4s the one eyed 5 is king!”
HELP HAHAAHAHAHAH
Lmao they got joker in the audience taking notes for his comedy routine.
Jesus I sat here and watched him eat the whole peach
Bryce Johnson 🍑 💦 🍆
The lady that literally said NO, then he overruled her. XD
The reality of sex parties and stuff are a lot more body positive than people assume. There's something beautiful about that.
Also that insane fucking goat laugh from the audience lmao
Body positive is just code for ugly and desperate
If by beautiful you mean turn-off, anti-hard-on, boner-shrinker, then yeah it's the most beautiful thing in existence.
LMAO, that noise freaked me out... like what the f is that????
The guy laughing like an exotic bird is having a good time. That's the kind of positivity I need to have in 2020
"Tractor accident Phyllis, oh yes! and she's the best one.....grooves..help," This absolutely executed me
the fucking peach in the coffee mug is the most brilliant bit ive ever seen
Why?
bro i have to agree. that got me worse than anything else. 😂
@@recklessnotion1899 the unexpectedness of it, for one. also, the finesse he does it with, the expressions and body language. and then how it was a setup for..... acting out orgy stuff.
so my man out here eatin a whole ass peach on stage
interesting choice of words.
like the Peach Scene in call me by your name lmao
alway sunny in Philadelphia peaches lol
Indeed, he ate an entire ass peach
I lauded hard at the jokes but laughed even harder at the person in back going ahahwwhahahwshahahaw
I don't care what you guys say. That one laugh just adds to it.
0:46 why is no one talking about that laugh ??
This is the specific humour I pay internet for
1:42 Odile from Barbie swan lake is among us !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
me when ed sheeran came out with “shape of you”
EYE-
Underrated comment
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LMFAOO
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U could see that man take psychic damage every time he heard that laugh
Hilarious skit but the cackling witch in the audience is super distracting.
The dolphin people are taking over.
I thought it added to the performance
Honestly added to it.
Its funny
She's an orgy person
"In the land of fours, the one-eyed five is king" 🤣🤣🤣
Jokes on you, all this video did was give me hope.
@Grey Bear The door girl at a swingers club wow you must have some pretty good stories!
His physical timing throughout was impeccable
Why is there always that one audience member in every single UCB video
I love that this doubles as a ted talk... what he's saying is genuinely true. Every single person that has invited me to one has been the most "Meh" looking guy, most of them are literally a bunch of people from 3s to 5s with a the occasional 6.
"From the dozens of people who have invited me to orgies..."
We live very different lives lol
Dude: Just sitting there
Audience: BWAH HAH HAH HAH
This guy isn't even ugly, he's just a bit overweight.
TheVaultdweller Yeah, he’s okay-looking, like the title says
Of course a 4 is gonna think he looks just fine.
@@RowdyBoy82 The salt 😂
@@RowdyBoy82 goddamn
Just more of him to go around
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0:52 who let a bird in?
The performance and delivery of this guy is amazing
"If you're cute you can even rule us. In the land of the 4, the one eye 5 is king"
Bahaha!! 😆😆😆
“No”
“Overruled”
"If someone asked you how I look you'd say I have a good heart."
Surprisingly a lot of laughter for a phrase I've heard most of my life...
It's because it works so well within the context of his skit. Delivery is also important
No One:
Spongebob in the audience: wAAAAAWAAAWAAHAAHAAAAAA
Alternate title: Man does comedy for dolphins
Idk what’s better, the monologue or that one persons laugh in the audience 😂
I stayed for the laughs tbh
The peach was the most clever thing in that whole bit. I'm crying, holy shit - from the reveal to the finish.
That "no" at 4:50 😂
Then the "overruled"
that took me tf OUT 😭😭😭🥴🥴🥴🙃
4:47 is more accurate
"Comedy shows are just a bunch of people laughing and one dolphin who's never coming back"
Idk his I found this page a week or two ago but every piece is brilliant, every performer is hilarious and this is better than Saturday Night Live x10000. These deserve millions of views.
The person laughing like an angry bird just sells this skit.
Shout outs to Flipper in the audience
Jesus that laugh at 1:27
Poofessure in the back losing at wii party
An underrated comment tbh
Regina Spektor: "Dreaming of the dolphin song"
audience member: "ahehehehe"
it sounds like high lil' wayne is cracking up in the audience 😂😂
Cool that a passing shepherd saw this sketch comedy night and decided to bring his sheep in to watch with him
This is basically the only UCB act that had me rolling from start to finish. Great auditory and visual storytelling
I like how everytime the lady laughed (you know which one) audince got a little boost of laughter aswell 😅
4:46 that “No.” from the audience KILLED ME!
random girl really do be laughing like a villain's sidekick
i loved this and his character he played it so well
props to him he’s funny but not over the top i love it!!!
The charisma on that dude, i feel a light to decent 7 with lighting.
The laughter of that one woman is funnier than the whole performance! :'D
Egh...
I thought it was disrespectful
Mega Man what?! How? They’re laughing at his performance. That’s exactly what’s supposed to happen
Good on Spongebob for broadening his horizons by attending this event.
1:40 that laugh is the best part of the show
The dolphins are taking over
This was absolutely the funnies one I've seen! Love it, excellent performance
Whoever brought their pet parrot into the audience-
thank you.
This smug dramatic villain persona works wonders for this bit
Janice from friends in the audience
Spongebob sitting in the crowd like, "I'm ugly and I'm proud!!! Awawawwawawwaw!"
I love that they let a dolphin in to enjoy the show
Jokes on me, I think he’s really handsome
The audience is out shining the guy on stage. I started laughing at them because they would HOLLER when the jokes were just ok 😂
I love this channel. Dude's keeping it 100 percent real.
This guy comes across as a professor who lost his tenure, and I love it.
Commiting to the bit of eating like he did was just amazing. 😆 What a way to develop that character in real time.
I've never seen a comedy act like this. This is great!
His character is so good I had to look away when he was eating the peach due to a mixture of laughter and discomfort