American Reacts Dave Allen - religious jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @margaretnicol3423
    @margaretnicol3423 Год назад +12

    Would you please stop putting yourself down? Just by doing these reactions you are learning a whole load of new stuff. You can't expect to get it right every time but the fact that you're looking and exploring outside your bubble is brilliant.

  • @David-The-YorkshireMan
    @David-The-YorkshireMan Год назад +39

    The nun is in bed with the Bishop

    • @robinhooduk8255
      @robinhooduk8255 Год назад +11

      i know, its so painful that he cant understand that one, its nothing to do with local culture of UK or ireland.

    • @daniellastuart3145
      @daniellastuart3145 Год назад +8

      only a virgin doesn't get that joke

    • @stewedfishproductions7959
      @stewedfishproductions7959 Год назад

      @@daniellastuart3145
      Like a nun on a jester's knee.. perhaps?
      A virgin on the ridiculous..!😃

    • @clarkb1900
      @clarkb1900 Год назад +2

      @@daniellastuart3145 And not even every virgin- I got it!

  • @HappyHammer55
    @HappyHammer55 Год назад +21

    The Nun was in bed with the Bishop and put his shoes on when she got out of bed.

  • @geoffmower8729
    @geoffmower8729 Год назад +8

    Gideon is a group that go's around supplying bibles to hotels, motels all over the world. If you look in a hotel rooms draws you will very probably find a Gideon bible.

  • @Lottaquizzes
    @Lottaquizzes Год назад +28

    The bishop’s shoes would be by his side of the bed.

    • @lynette.
      @lynette. Год назад +3

      So innocent.😅

  • @charlesfrancis6894
    @charlesfrancis6894 Год назад +8

    Your honesty is very refreshing in today's world.

  • @tomj819
    @tomj819 Год назад +11

    When you can make a tv set for a long running show that consists of a chair, a small table and a glass of whiskey, you know you are in the presence of talent. Dave Allen was a diamond in the rough; and especially precious now in an era where we have forgotten that irreverance can be funny and doesn't have to be iherently offensive.
    If you've not seen the How To Tell The Time one its a classic!

  • @bexbugoutsurvivor
    @bexbugoutsurvivor Год назад +27

    The nun got out of the wrong side of the bed putting on the bishops shoes, we are left to assume she was sharing the bed with the bishop and f#cking him. (Getting out the wrong side of the bed) is also a British expression meaning you are in a bad mood from the out set of the day.

    • @kitiowa
      @kitiowa Год назад +1

      getting out of the wrong side of the bed is ubiquitous throughout English. It's a turn of phrase we all use. It's the bishop's shoes that I am assuming he wasn't catching.

    • @stewartmackay
      @stewartmackay Год назад

      @@kitiowa Not all phrases carry over to other countries in English though.

    • @kitiowa
      @kitiowa Год назад +1

      @@stewartmackay True, but this isn't one of them.
      Winding one up would be an example though of a turn of phrase limited to British English.

    • @stewartmackay
      @stewartmackay Год назад

      @@kitiowa Or "I'll tell you that for nothing!" as in the first half of the 90s I lived in Canada, and when I said that, they had no idea what I was on about.

    • @wtchtower
      @wtchtower Год назад

      🤣😂 no matter what, but that's what the joke was all about. If the Nun could have gotten on the right side of the bed, who won't be wearing the Bishops shoes on.

  • @britanniafirst1254
    @britanniafirst1254 Год назад +19

    Connor, I appreciate that British/Irish humour can be different from American humour, at least you ask. We all love you.

  • @andyblogger1
    @andyblogger1 Год назад +24

    Fantastic comedian. Sadly missed.

    • @stewartlowe4597
      @stewartlowe4597 Год назад

      We'd watch Dave Allen and talk about him at work the next day. But his jokes came so thick and fast we couldn't recall a single one of them.

  • @catshez
    @catshez Год назад +7

    Thanks to Dave I always bless myself to make myself laugh.
    "In the name of the Father , the Son , and into the hole he goes "
    😂😂😂

    • @clarkb1900
      @clarkb1900 Год назад +2

      "I was there! I saw him- he went in a hole!" ;D

    • @catshez
      @catshez Год назад +1

      @@clarkb1900 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnwalker6752
    @johnwalker6752 Год назад +5

    The nun was sleeping with the Bishop

  • @stewartlowe4597
    @stewartlowe4597 Год назад +2

    I love it when Americans don't understand British/Irish wit. David Allen has a wicked sense of humour. The Nun with the Bishop's shoes on.
    The joke is that that Nun secretly sleeps with the Bishop. When she got out of the bed that morning she accidently put the Bishop's shoes on and not her own shoes. (and gave herself away.)
    In to the hole he goes. is a wordplay on the Holy Ghost. Kids make their own sense of what they don't get. Holy is confused with "hole he". ghost is confused with "goes".

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 Год назад +6

    He did spooky stories well, too. His dark haired bits were from the early 70's.

    • @kitiowa
      @kitiowa Год назад +1

      I think the Pope being Italian threw him off too. It's become engrained in us to not have an Italian Pope for a few generations.

  • @alanthomas2064
    @alanthomas2064 Год назад +2

    The holy ghost=hole he goes= in to the hole he goes haha

  • @evernoob8434
    @evernoob8434 Год назад +2

    The saying "You got out of the wrong side of the bed". Means you woke up in a bad mood.
    😀🎈

  • @drecords0
    @drecords0 Год назад +3

    @Conner. I think maybe the bishop is wearing the nun’s shoes. IE they’re sharing a bed.
    And a religious group called Gideon used to leave a bible in hotel rooms several years ago. Maybe still do.

  • @alysonhopkins2037
    @alysonhopkins2037 Год назад +1

    Connor, you should find the you tube of Dave Allen when he first went to a convent to go to school at the age of 4. Hilarious.

  • @tonybaker55
    @tonybaker55 Год назад +3

    Do not drink coffee with Dave, drink whisky! My childhood revisited, except without the alcohol!
    Bishops generally are not allowed to "mix" with Nuns.
    Gideon's Bible used to be left in hotel room drawers. No idea why though.
    Although my religious parents liked him, I am sure it turned me to a non-believer.

  • @johnharling5246
    @johnharling5246 Год назад +5

    In what circumstance do you think she managed to put the Bishops shoes on

  • @themoogle22
    @themoogle22 Год назад +2

    You should put together a set of clips that last about 45 minutes total and do a live stream. In early afternoon, as we're (the UK) 5 hours ahead of you, and then we can explain as you go.

  • @nightowl5395
    @nightowl5395 Год назад +2

    Well, thank you for getting that one, Conor....and if you suck, so do I, because I didn't get "into the hole he goes" until you said it 🤭 I think perhaps because he said it so fast 😅

  • @nicola1175
    @nicola1175 Год назад +2

    The nun was I the bishops bed 🤣

  • @Smithjones12
    @Smithjones12 Год назад

    Dave Allen is a legend,
    His show was censored in the US for years.

  • @annebritraaen2237
    @annebritraaen2237 Год назад

    There is a cultural time gap, in addition to the geographic one. I'm impressed you even dared to take him on.

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 Год назад

    Thanks mate!

  • @t.a.k.palfrey3882
    @t.a.k.palfrey3882 Год назад +3

    Dave Allen on teaching his son to tell the time is my favourite of his.

  • @wtchtower
    @wtchtower Год назад +1

    @10:31 mark, you got a point, but one good question is, All of it was his creation. Omnipotent, Omnipresent, who knows the past, present and the future, knows how many grains of sand and how many strands of hair. Adam and Even his very first project but fail to know about the tempting snake in a garden that would ruin all his work, then punish them out of Eden. If God knows what's gonna happen, then why even put a snake in his precious garden? Another thing, yes of course, What's with the fruit that made them aware of their nakedness? Was it really a fruit or something else on that time only when a Man was pared with a Woman? a restriction that didn't showed up until the creation of Eve. Pro-creation.

  • @RalphWigg1
    @RalphWigg1 Год назад

    In the UK, we call a strioller a pram, short for parambulator.

  • @capablancauk
    @capablancauk Год назад +1

    The tree is an allegory it is taken from earlier Babylonian texts. If look in the Bible each time "the tree of" is mentioned it's allegorical.

  • @josefschiltz2192
    @josefschiltz2192 Год назад +1

    A stroller - or a perambulator - carrying a coffin would be the sort of juxtapositional image that would be of interest to Rene Magritte. 'Perspective: Madame Récamier by David' is one of his paintings on this subject of replacing the living with the respective symbol of the coffin, symbolising the dead.

  • @vtbn53
    @vtbn53 Год назад +13

    The most hilarious thing about this reaction was that you didn't get the bishop's shoes joke, which in and of itself was the the most hilarious joke in the original video. Let us know if you get it now.

  • @applecounty
    @applecounty Год назад

    Here goes...wearing the Bishops shoes...the premise is that Nuns' don't do sex, the Mother Superior notes the Bishop's shoes.

  • @jpkac
    @jpkac Год назад

    If you didn't get it, the joke about the atheist and the pope (the character with the Italian accent) telling him he was in a dark room blinfolded looking for a cat (god?) that isn't there the atheists response was you also are in a dark room (blinfolded ?) looking for a cat that isn't there but you found it. The point is there is no cat(god?) to be found so he just thinks he found the cat but since it's imaginary on his part he can't show you the physical body. I found it difficult to get it and even more difficult to describe it. Simply put the pope says to the atheist that he is lost in the dark looking for something that is just not there and the atheist tells the pope he too is lost in the dark looking for something that is just not there only you think you have found it. It's just a funny way to say that god is not real but only a construct of the mind.

  • @alex.is.here.
    @alex.is.here. Год назад

    Gideon is the name of an organization that leaves Bibles in Motels and HOtel Rooms

  • @nicola1175
    @nicola1175 Год назад +1

    Classic , I always end up looking at his missing finger all the time

  • @nicola1175
    @nicola1175 Год назад +1

    All began at the beginning 😅

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 Год назад +2

    The forbidden fruit was actually a banana.

    • @freewill8218
      @freewill8218 Год назад

      Banana is a berry, scientifically speaking.

    • @10thdoctor15
      @10thdoctor15 Год назад

      @@freewill8218 That's true, but Dave said the forbidden fruit was an apple.

  • @zerefcifer
    @zerefcifer Год назад +1

    The joke is she slept with the bishop. :)

  • @racheldicker5611
    @racheldicker5611 Год назад +1

    The supermarket one is well funny

  • @medic1627
    @medic1627 11 месяцев назад

    There is another episode where Dave Allen does Religious jokes.

  • @angelabushby1891
    @angelabushby1891 Год назад

    The book is Gidians Bible left on bedside tables in Hotels etc:

  • @HELDGOOD-vb5ii
    @HELDGOOD-vb5ii Год назад

    You should also loom at dave allen telling teacbing how to read tbe CLOCK

  • @ericg5791
    @ericg5791 Год назад

    My local family vicar was Father Gideon

  • @markwolstenholme3354
    @markwolstenholme3354 Год назад +4

    Don't worry Connor, you are learning different words, meanings and cultures well. Just carry on and enjoy what you're doing, that's the main thing 👍😁.

    • @BlueShadow777
      @BlueShadow777 Год назад +1

      You’re talking to him as though he’s thick. It’s nothing to do with “different words, meanings and cultures”.

    • @markwolstenholme3354
      @markwolstenholme3354 Год назад +1

      ​@@BlueShadow777 Thanks BS for taking the time to read and respond to my comment.

    • @BlueShadow777
      @BlueShadow777 Год назад +1

      @@markwolstenholme3354
      You’re welcome 👍🏻

  • @ozowen5961
    @ozowen5961 Год назад

    She was sharing the Bishop's bed....

  • @shemsa84
    @shemsa84 Год назад

    Billy Connoly is perfect story telling comedian 👌

  • @williambranch4283
    @williambranch4283 Год назад

    Irish Catholic Jokes ... you will never find the Lucky Charms now!

  • @brucedouglas3
    @brucedouglas3 Год назад +4

    You should watch his teaching a kid to tell the time, very funny.

  • @elizabethfarrell23
    @elizabethfarrell23 Год назад

    She was sleeping with the bishop..
    Funny, only got the joke when watching this reaction video.

  • @Erulin68
    @Erulin68 9 месяцев назад

    Duh... the nun was sleeping with the Bishop and got out of the wrong side of the bed and put his shoes on instead of hers...😁

  • @mlevi9206
    @mlevi9206 Год назад

    The ,put is shoes on by mistake.nun was sleeping with the bishop

  • @a-jbrown7178
    @a-jbrown7178 Год назад

    Check out Dave Allen and the vagaries of the English Language.

  • @Windowswatcher
    @Windowswatcher Год назад +1

    Have a look at Dave Allen’s video on religion. Hilarious.

  • @lailachopperchops9290
    @lailachopperchops9290 Год назад +1

    the bishop's shoes joke , have you got it yet ?

  • @merlynphillips7502
    @merlynphillips7502 3 месяца назад

    The nun was sleeping withbishop

  • @davidcooks5265
    @davidcooks5265 Год назад +1

    Connor you shouldn't ask a question like that, but God is looking after you,😃👍

    • @freewill8218
      @freewill8218 Год назад

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha.

  • @bearrichards2667
    @bearrichards2667 Год назад

    She was fudgeing the Bishop.

  • @garybennett7835
    @garybennett7835 Год назад

    Don’t blame yourself you start with a handy cap after all your American.

  • @davidcooks5265
    @davidcooks5265 Год назад +1

    I'm 🙂🙏I might still get in

  • @Kerppu68
    @Kerppu68 Год назад

    The best one is missing and that is Did you fart?

  • @fullfacility
    @fullfacility Год назад

    She got out of the other side of the bed where the Bishop had put his shoes before getting into bed with her.

  • @ibjensen8626
    @ibjensen8626 Год назад

    Why do people keep explaining the joke about the shoes? Do they not look at the other comments? I love watching your reactions. Dont put yourself down.

  • @garmit61
    @garmit61 Год назад

    If the nun got out of the bed on the wrong side and put on the Bishop’s shoes, who else do you think was in the bed?

  • @BlueShadow777
    @BlueShadow777 Год назад +1

    When you have to explain a joke. The joke’s gone. Pointless. Go back and listen to it again 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 Год назад

    She got out of bed on the wrong side and put the wrong shoes on. The shoes are at the side of the bed.

  • @JTStonne
    @JTStonne Год назад

    UK humor is hard to follow. You're fine.

  • @mistysouders7823
    @mistysouders7823 Год назад

    The Nun was in bed with the Bishop and when she got put if bed. She accidentally put his shoes on and not hers 😅😮

  • @gregstilwell7760
    @gregstilwell7760 2 месяца назад

    Please react to christopher titus 'Bruce Who '

  • @Eve-Nicholson
    @Eve-Nicholson Год назад

    adam had three children.

  • @mikerayland
    @mikerayland Год назад

    The Bishop was in her bed......

  • @angelabushby1891
    @angelabushby1891 Год назад

    She slept with the Bishop

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 Год назад

    I didn't get it the first time either.

  • @Eve-Nicholson
    @Eve-Nicholson Год назад

    She was in bed with the bishop! Gideon Bibles are in every hotel and B and B. It is a Protestant company.

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 Год назад

    A 'stroller'? You mean a pram?

  • @steviesbadtv
    @steviesbadtv Год назад +1

    So basically all women are just a spare rib, that’s hilarious..🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

    • @DruncanUK
      @DruncanUK Год назад +1

      ...and men are dirt? Oh no - that just gives women ammunition! 😂

    • @steviesbadtv
      @steviesbadtv Год назад

      @@DruncanUK I can’t wait to tell women on Twitter, they’re just a spare rib. ( i’ll probably get cancelled, but hey what can you do. It’s a biblical tale, so it must be true .) 🤣🤣

    • @Silver_Owl
      @Silver_Owl 7 месяцев назад

      The Bible suggests God creates man after everything else because he works up to Man, intending him as his greatest creation. But then he creates Woman, so obviously Man was just a test run. 🙂🙂

    • @steviesbadtv
      @steviesbadtv 7 месяцев назад

      @@Silver_Owl If man was made in “gods” image. Why is there so much evil in us. Why do we always fight over the last spare rib..🤭🤣🤷🏻‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Silver_Owl
      @Silver_Owl 7 месяцев назад

      @@steviesbadtv 😁 True, we do fight over the last spare rib! I'm not a believer, so I'm afraid I have no answer to that.🙂

  • @davidcooks5265
    @davidcooks5265 Год назад

    Yea I know who you are, and I've got my 👀 on you 👀

  • @David-The-YorkshireMan
    @David-The-YorkshireMan Год назад +1

    Gideon bibles

    • @christineharding4190
      @christineharding4190 Год назад

      Years ago the Gideon Society used to give every hotel a set of Gideon bibles. A bible would be placed in each room for the use of any guest who wanted to read it.

  • @RalphWigg1
    @RalphWigg1 Год назад

    She was obviously in bed with the Bishop!

  • @megansavage7152
    @megansavage7152 Год назад

    I suck

  • @freewill8218
    @freewill8218 Год назад

    If somebody ask you if you believe in a god or a higher power and you answer is no. You're an atheist.

  • @PSDC
    @PSDC Год назад

    Gideon is the bible

  • @mlevi9206
    @mlevi9206 Год назад

    British humor is much quicker.

  • @MetalMonkey
    @MetalMonkey Год назад +1

    Dave Allen was Irish and back then we were very religious so these jokes were edgy back then.
    4:00 You really didn't get that? She's wearing the bishops shoes which means she slept with the bishop. Do you understand Catholicism? Priests/Nuns have to be celibate (which is ridiculous nowadays imo), this is why there are so many Catholic Priest peadophiles.
    Most of religion is complete nonsense, the odd thing makes sense like Treat others how you want to be treated.
    In Islam you get 72 Virgins, is that just for men and who says the virgins are all female? They could also be very unattractive virgins

  • @glenysclements1120
    @glenysclements1120 Год назад

    ROTF.....

  • @kevinanderson9492
    @kevinanderson9492 Год назад

    Don't sweat not getting it. You missed absolutely nothing. 😐