YTP: Gordon Ramsay makes a misteak

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • The most important part is to sis the steak on both sides

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  • @maximustrotzig3208
    @maximustrotzig3208 5 лет назад +324

    ''Beef Wellington has to be the ultimate Japanese food.''
    - Gordon Ramsay, 16 star Michelin chef.

  • @ckosmic
    @ckosmic 8 лет назад +373

    0:34 Most perfect "sos" in YTP history

  • @RedCapKid514438
    @RedCapKid514438 7 лет назад +224

    "Out and onto the plate, and onto the pan."
    -Gordon Ramsay

  • @SJSharkWannabe
    @SJSharkWannabe 10 лет назад +156

    1:50 Words to live by: "If there's no heat in the pan there's no color. If there's no color there's no flavor. If there's no flavor there's no steak. If there's no steak there's no cooking. If there's no cooking there's no fucking." 😂

  • @alexsandermagalhaes9266
    @alexsandermagalhaes9266 8 лет назад +490

    So really important you do this high on mushrooms.

  • @kasane1337
    @kasane1337 10 лет назад +74

    "This smells like fucking christmas."
    This was one of the very few times where I totally lost my shit.
    Just his way of saying that...I'm really laughing like an idiot while writing this xD

  • @kiwi__1011
    @kiwi__1011 9 лет назад +302

    'Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts.' xD

  • @BoeingPrototype
    @BoeingPrototype 8 лет назад +176

    add a chopped clove of garlic, season with salt and garlic

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +3

      And blitz

    • @mikeyb617
      @mikeyb617 8 лет назад +8

      *Blender blows up* OH F**K ME!

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +25

      Smells like fucking Christmas.

    • @a_pav
      @a_pav 7 лет назад +3

      can't get over that, even 9 months later

    • @JuanCortez-xn8ur
      @JuanCortez-xn8ur 5 лет назад +1

      I don't know why that makes me laugh so much.

  • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
    @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 9 лет назад +739

    And this is the stuffing?

    • @ControllerHero3
      @ControllerHero3 9 лет назад +89

      +Christian Maracle This is the stuffing.

    • @AcidGames1
      @AcidGames1 8 лет назад +69

      +ControllerHero3 Only one egg?

    • @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL
      @ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL 8 лет назад +67

      ArtParodies one egg. One egg. Only one egg.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 лет назад +41

      +Christian Maracle don't forget to peel your pear's and chop the sprout's.

    • @joedowle9572
      @joedowle9572 8 лет назад +40

      +Matt Allen There's the core, put the core on the board!

  • @ian128MB
    @ian128MB 7 лет назад +195

    HOSHOHOSHOHOSHOHOSHO

  • @kingokane
    @kingokane 10 лет назад +133

    "little shake" *shakes violently*

  • @AssassinDwarf
    @AssassinDwarf 10 лет назад +125

    Over the beef! Over the beef! Over the over the over the beef!

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 10 лет назад +5

      ok now we must do this high on mushrooms!

    • @lanocondo
      @lanocondo 5 лет назад +11

      Gandalf: Over the bridge! Over the bridge! Over the over the over the bridge!

    • @markday6853
      @markday6853 3 года назад +1

      Hosho hosho hosho hosh. 🤣🤣

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад

      HOSH HISH HOOO HOOSH HO HOUSH HOSH

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 10 лет назад +294

    I started cooking by his instuctions well it didn't go well...

    • @ElFudgeMusic
      @ElFudgeMusic 10 лет назад +71

      Did you remember to SiS? It's the most important part as Mr. Ramsey has explicitly mentioned in this video.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 10 лет назад +53

      ElFudgeMusic
      yeah and it started to smell like fucking christmass

    • @britishgamingnerdbgn8031
      @britishgamingnerdbgn8031 10 лет назад +51

      you see the problem is that you forgot his nuts

    • @Galentw
      @Galentw 10 лет назад +28

      Redo it high on mushrooms. Remember, if you follow these simple rules it will be simple

    • @nathanbarnes8535
      @nathanbarnes8535 10 лет назад +13

      The most important part is to sis and to use the sos so the beef sears.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 10 лет назад +69

    0:57 "Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts."
    1:05 "Ah, f-k me... smells like f-kin Christmas."

    • @Th4w
      @Th4w 10 лет назад +3

      There's no cooking, there's no f'kin christmas.

    • @AssassinDwarf
      @AssassinDwarf 10 лет назад

      Th4w fucking beautiful

  • @abyssreborn4213
    @abyssreborn4213 10 лет назад +34

    "Look at it: it's absolutely fucking disgusting" I lost it XD

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 3 года назад +1

      I'm in the er rn from that comment 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😭😭

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious 2 года назад +1

      Horseradish got me lol

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 9 лет назад +64

    It's really important that you do this high on mushrooms
    xD

  • @beavez4456
    @beavez4456 8 лет назад +62

    HOSHA HOSHA HOSHA HOSHA HOSHRADISH

  • @skasktheslod924
    @skasktheslod924 8 лет назад +130

    "English Mustache"

    • @charlesscott6582
      @charlesscott6582 2 года назад

      1:09
      Insert "God Save The Queen"
      R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II

  • @CallOfReaper
    @CallOfReaper 10 лет назад +35

    '' Now, look at it. It's absolutely fucking disgusting ''. I watch a lot of ytp's, this has got to be one of my favourites, well done xD

  • @i-work-at-enron
    @i-work-at-enron 9 лет назад +60

    IT COMES FROM UNDERNEATH THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

  • @schwanzuslongus1147
    @schwanzuslongus1147 8 лет назад +75

    I literally laughed tears at 2:10

  • @byobchandler3709
    @byobchandler3709 8 лет назад +26

    1:41 "That's cat urine!" XD

  • @The500k
    @The500k 10 лет назад +44

    if you follow these simple rules, it'll be simple.

  • @GeneralBoss333
    @GeneralBoss333 8 лет назад +21

    "Oi you, come here, do you see that. Look at it, I SAID LOOK AT IT, IT'S RAWWW ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

  • @afmghost1759
    @afmghost1759 7 лет назад +12

    "we're not cooking the beef, we're just searing my nuts."
    glad you clarified that.

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 9 лет назад +68

    Very very hot pan

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +7

      Do not be scared about cooking my nuts on the big night.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +5

      Now that's CAT URINE!

  • @muitoalemdorj3277
    @muitoalemdorj3277 4 года назад +13

    "Now, Look at It, is absolutely F***ing disgusting" 😂😂😂

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 3 года назад

      Send an ambulance immediately I'm laughing way to hard 🤣😂

  • @JoeThompson12345
    @JoeThompson12345 8 лет назад +19

    smells like fucking Christmas

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +6

      English moustache. ("God Save the Queen" plays)

  • @AfrewSpines
    @AfrewSpines 10 лет назад +10

    "It's really important that you do this high on mushrooms."
    I lost it at that part.

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon 10 лет назад +40

    This was fucking awesome! Gordon Ramsay must be pooped more often if comes out like this. I died at the mushroom bit.

  • @ashhalcyon
    @ashhalcyon 6 лет назад +21

    1:30
    HÅSJÅ HÅSJÅ HÅSJÅ HÅSJradish

  • @fancyhorse7407
    @fancyhorse7407 10 лет назад +36

    Over the beef and far away

  • @SplinteredX
    @SplinteredX 9 лет назад +27

    I love how the "over the beef" was a reference to your other LOTR ytp fucking genius. You have the best RUclips Poops i've seen

  • @Biruk2002
    @Biruk2002 10 лет назад +75

    I tried his recipe and ended up locking myself in the closet hiding from the cops.

  • @thom_wye
    @thom_wye 5 лет назад +38

    "if there's no cooking, there's no f***ing"
    *takes notes*

  • @digiquo8143
    @digiquo8143 9 лет назад +34

    "It's cat urine!"

  • @notleks2411
    @notleks2411 6 лет назад +7

    “Smells like f*cking Christmas.” -Gordon Ramsay

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 4 года назад +4

    1:30 I lost it
    'HORSHOR HORSHOR HORSHOR *HORSERADISH* '

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 8 лет назад +50

    And sear it on the TOP
    And sear it on the BOTTOM
    And sear it on the TOP
    And sear it on the BOTTOM

  • @stealthdasniper
    @stealthdasniper 8 лет назад +17

    NOW THATS CAT URINE!

  • @akiraman26
    @akiraman26 3 года назад +3

    The ultimate Japanese food

  • @zaneosaurusable
    @zaneosaurusable 11 лет назад +27

    From 1:26 to 1:32 I can't stop laughing

    • @chocolateorange
      @chocolateorange 6 лет назад +1

      Zane Miller go to 2:00 on lord of the roaring red fires

  • @NeoGamemaster
    @NeoGamemaster 10 лет назад +26

    You should make another ramsay YTP xD it's awesome.
    YOU HAVE TWO DAYS!

  • @theSyndicatification
    @theSyndicatification 10 лет назад +7

    underneath the beeeeeeeeeeeeep hahahahahahaa just love how excited he gets at that bit.

  • @xMisterInkx
    @xMisterInkx 10 лет назад +25

    I demand more YTP of Gordon Ramsay

  • @magmaboarder
    @magmaboarder 10 лет назад +11

    0:07 he should have said "the Fallopian tube".

  • @JLee-ws4dl
    @JLee-ws4dl 8 лет назад +18

    very very hot pan.

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +4

      We're not cooking the beef, we're just searing my nuts.

    • @JLee-ws4dl
      @JLee-ws4dl 3 года назад +2

      @@AlanPalgut Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts

  • @AlanPalgut
    @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +16

    English mustache.

  • @6kshot
    @6kshot 10 лет назад +4

    That's cat urine had me in hysterics! XD

  • @MemesToa
    @MemesToa 7 лет назад +4

    1:49 Life lessons from Gordon Ramsay

  • @RedCapKid514438
    @RedCapKid514438 7 лет назад +7

    "Very very hot pan!"
    -Gordon Ramsay

  • @LEE-jw6gp
    @LEE-jw6gp 4 года назад +5

    I want gordon's reaction watching this

  • @chadthundercock5641
    @chadthundercock5641 5 лет назад +3

    Remember to follow the instructions word for word

  • @lainhikaru5657
    @lainhikaru5657 7 лет назад +17

    Smells like fucking Christmas.

  • @darkic3037
    @darkic3037 7 лет назад +79

    So this is the stuffing?

  • @EpicSword28
    @EpicSword28 2 месяца назад +2

    I remember when this was absolute peak and I teared up from laughter to these

  • @AcidGames1
    @AcidGames1 8 лет назад +48

    And this is the Stuffing?

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +2

      No. These are Ramsay's nuts and you're gonna love 'em

    • @alanhc2022
      @alanhc2022 6 лет назад +1

      This is the stuffing

  • @gggooodddyyy
    @gggooodddyyy 2 года назад +1

    “If there’s no cooking there’s no f*cking”
    This is very real advice guys, keep it in mind

  • @hyunii5891
    @hyunii5891 8 лет назад +4

    "Season your salt with garlic" HELP IM CRYING

  • @grey_shady99
    @grey_shady99 3 года назад +2

    I can't believe this has been my first gordon ramsay ytp to watch. this is HILARIOUS I love it

  • @serioustable8659
    @serioustable8659 6 лет назад +3

    I haven't heard this much about "my nuts" since the slap chop.

  • @Geta92
    @Geta92 3 года назад +2

    I annually rewatch this. Almost religiously so. Help.

  • @Marvesly
    @Marvesly 10 лет назад +8

    Hoshoshosho

  • @randomjan6631
    @randomjan6631 9 лет назад +5

    This is one of my favourite YTPs ever. I laugh every time :D

  • @Nathidraws
    @Nathidraws 7 лет назад +4

    0:09 Hilarious xD

  • @overlordaowes6262
    @overlordaowes6262 8 лет назад +8

    If gordon ramsay saw this he would laugh or get mad

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 3 года назад

      Probably get mad

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious 2 года назад

      I would honestly just see him laugh lol

  • @the_diamond_piggv4375
    @the_diamond_piggv4375 4 года назад +6

    I wonder how Gordon would react to this video

  • @thepeiwitch
    @thepeiwitch 5 лет назад +3

    0:50😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan 3 года назад +3

    "Smells like fuckin' Christmas!"

  • @jigsawchan5364
    @jigsawchan5364 7 лет назад +3

    I feel like I can watch this forever xDDD Absolutely gorgeous work!

  • @AtlantaCommercials96
    @AtlantaCommercials96 7 лет назад +3

    1:10 ..But he's Scottish! lol

  • @fuksmkoud6716
    @fuksmkoud6716 7 лет назад +3

    Millions of great chefs... one chef made a career from swearing... that makes him a genius for some reason.

  • @DogeDaDoggo
    @DogeDaDoggo 5 лет назад +15

    2019 I’m still watching this all over again 😂😂 Still funny

    • @God_of_pain_2.0
      @God_of_pain_2.0 3 года назад +1

      2021

    • @Hateious
      @Hateious 2 года назад

      Yep and I'm still returning to this guys ytp they are legendary lol

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 10 лет назад +8

    HooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrchhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooH!

  • @popacap21
    @popacap21 4 года назад +2

    and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
    and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
    and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom

  • @diamndz1021
    @diamndz1021 10 лет назад +3

    smells like fucking christmas got me XD

  • @Imagino1234
    @Imagino1234 11 лет назад +1

    I lost it at 1:42 "That's cat urine!"

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 4 года назад +1

    1:09 English Mustard. (Gordon sports a British mustache)

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 10 лет назад +14

    SCREW YOU MAN! D: I thought this was an actual cooking video and I put Chef Ramsay's nuts into the blender and got sued for it!
    (in all seriousness, this was hilarious. xD)

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 8 лет назад +1

    I hope Gordon has seen some of these.

  • @The_SmokeArtiste
    @The_SmokeArtiste 3 года назад +1

    Beef Wellington has to be the ultimate beef
    -Gordon Ramsay 2018

  • @shrimp7216
    @shrimp7216 8 лет назад +1

    " its really important that you do this high on mushrooms "

  • @davelee1039
    @davelee1039 7 лет назад +7

    over the beef
    over the beef
    over the
    over the
    over the beef

  • @uralink3485
    @uralink3485 5 лет назад +1

    1:50 "if there's not heat in the pan there's no color the no color the no flavor the no flavor the no steak the no steak the no cooking the no cooking the no fucking."
    Wise words.

  • @trickster33able
    @trickster33able 9 лет назад +5

    english mouthstash, fuckin lost it there lol

    • @ZiZunLung
      @ZiZunLung 9 лет назад +1

      I thought he said "English mustard"

    • @Themanwhofrowns
      @Themanwhofrowns 9 лет назад

      Sin(π) He is saying moustache. I just think it's funnier if it sounds more like Mustard since the moustache would come out of nowhere. XD

  • @xexmi
    @xexmi 11 лет назад +2

    Oh fuck I think I woke the neighbours laughing so much. Do more! I just found you and can't stop laughing,

  • @maxmoody9755
    @maxmoody9755 8 лет назад +2

    "Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts"
    -Gordon Ramsay

  • @R4nd0mDUuuD3
    @R4nd0mDUuuD3 11 лет назад +1

    1:30 made me subscribe, good job.

  • @crazydantv
    @crazydantv 10 лет назад +6

    Really important you do this high on mushrooms

  • @monkeycheez3
    @monkeycheez3 3 года назад +1

    0:30 “ss... ss... ss... ssssssss”

  • @Initiumband
    @Initiumband 11 лет назад +2

    You're the best!
    If you do this more often, and with the same quality, you will grow a hugh fanbase within a year!

  • @baruavice
    @baruavice 11 лет назад +1

    marklar youre one of the very best poopers on youtube .. pls make more !

  • @NuBoko
    @NuBoko 9 лет назад +1

    OMG im still LOL.... "Smells like fucking Christmas"

  • @maestrovon_r5108
    @maestrovon_r5108 10 месяцев назад

    "English Mustard"
    Proceeds to prove that even an English chef is not English without a handlebar moustache.

  • @kfeaster100
    @kfeaster100 7 лет назад +2

    He should be on Beyond Scared Straight

  • @AgentViper007
    @AgentViper007 11 лет назад +1

    I laughed from start to finish, best poop I have ever seen.

  • @Acypto
    @Acypto 4 года назад +3

    If theres no heat in the pan, there’s no color.
    If there’s no color, there’s no flavor.
    If there’s no flavor, there’s no steak.
    If there’s no steak, there’s no cooking.
    If there’s no cooking there’s no fucking.
    Get rid of cable, and switch to DirecTV.

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 11 лет назад +1

    The funny thing is, everything that was tampered with and pooped in this video could have easily been said by Gordon Ramsay anyway.

  • @willambrock2809
    @willambrock2809 5 лет назад +1

    ‘If there’s no cooking, then there’s no fucking.’
    That’s what I like to tell my girlfriend

  • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
    @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 Год назад

    1:08 "English Moustache" (GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BEGINS PLAYING)