1:50 Words to live by: "If there's no heat in the pan there's no color. If there's no color there's no flavor. If there's no flavor there's no steak. If there's no steak there's no cooking. If there's no cooking there's no fucking." 😂
"This smells like fucking christmas." This was one of the very few times where I totally lost my shit. Just his way of saying that...I'm really laughing like an idiot while writing this xD
and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
SCREW YOU MAN! D: I thought this was an actual cooking video and I put Chef Ramsay's nuts into the blender and got sued for it! (in all seriousness, this was hilarious. xD)
1:50 "if there's not heat in the pan there's no color the no color the no flavor the no flavor the no steak the no steak the no cooking the no cooking the no fucking." Wise words.
If theres no heat in the pan, there’s no color. If there’s no color, there’s no flavor. If there’s no flavor, there’s no steak. If there’s no steak, there’s no cooking. If there’s no cooking there’s no fucking. Get rid of cable, and switch to DirecTV.
''Beef Wellington has to be the ultimate Japanese food.''
- Gordon Ramsay, 16 star Michelin chef.
Rordon Gamsay*
@@jeannedarc7533 norgod ramyass
@@erneststyczen7071 Nor god the Abyss!
@@jeannedarc7533 what the fuf?
I don't know why but "16 star Michelin chef" made me laugh
0:34 Most perfect "sos" in YTP history
yep
Sosig
@@bimm_ble redel
ya kinda sos
"Out and onto the plate, and onto the pan."
-Gordon Ramsay
Yah
FU
1:50 Words to live by: "If there's no heat in the pan there's no color. If there's no color there's no flavor. If there's no flavor there's no steak. If there's no steak there's no cooking. If there's no cooking there's no fucking." 😂
Lmao u just made my day fuckin funny
The main objective of dinner
so in short, no heat in the pan = no sex
Yes
Yes
So really important you do this high on mushrooms.
Put Bender into a blender
badun tss
+Kyle Hua hosho hosho HOSHO hosh radish
Is a rear really nice alternative as well
Do not be scared about cooking my nuts on the big night.
"This smells like fucking christmas."
This was one of the very few times where I totally lost my shit.
Just his way of saying that...I'm really laughing like an idiot while writing this xD
Yeah, same.
'Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts.' xD
Kiwi oh fuck me
Smells like fucking Christmas
chestnuts roasting on an open fire
add a chopped clove of garlic, season with salt and garlic
And blitz
*Blender blows up* OH F**K ME!
Smells like fucking Christmas.
can't get over that, even 9 months later
I don't know why that makes me laugh so much.
And this is the stuffing?
+Christian Maracle This is the stuffing.
+ControllerHero3 Only one egg?
ArtParodies one egg. One egg. Only one egg.
+Christian Maracle don't forget to peel your pear's and chop the sprout's.
+Matt Allen There's the core, put the core on the board!
HOSHOHOSHOHOSHOHOSHO
xD
Raddish
"little shake" *shakes violently*
I’m dying
@@gamejunk2707 may you rip
XD
Lmfaoo
@@Syncopated_ rip me
Over the beef! Over the beef! Over the over the over the beef!
ok now we must do this high on mushrooms!
Gandalf: Over the bridge! Over the bridge! Over the over the over the bridge!
Hosho hosho hosho hosh. 🤣🤣
HOSH HISH HOOO HOOSH HO HOUSH HOSH
I started cooking by his instuctions well it didn't go well...
Did you remember to SiS? It's the most important part as Mr. Ramsey has explicitly mentioned in this video.
ElFudgeMusic
yeah and it started to smell like fucking christmass
you see the problem is that you forgot his nuts
Redo it high on mushrooms. Remember, if you follow these simple rules it will be simple
The most important part is to sis and to use the sos so the beef sears.
0:57 "Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts."
1:05 "Ah, f-k me... smells like f-kin Christmas."
There's no cooking, there's no f'kin christmas.
Th4w fucking beautiful
"Look at it: it's absolutely fucking disgusting" I lost it XD
I'm in the er rn from that comment 🤣🤣🤣😩😩😭😭
Horseradish got me lol
It's really important that you do this high on mushrooms
xD
HOSHA HOSHA HOSHA HOSHA HOSHRADISH
Is rear really nice
Is rear really nice
"English Mustache"
1:09
Insert "God Save The Queen"
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II
'' Now, look at it. It's absolutely fucking disgusting ''. I watch a lot of ytp's, this has got to be one of my favourites, well done xD
IT COMES FROM UNDERNEATH THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I literally laughed tears at 2:10
Me to
1:41 "That's cat urine!" XD
if you follow these simple rules, it'll be simple.
"Oi you, come here, do you see that. Look at it, I SAID LOOK AT IT, IT'S RAWWW ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
+Metal Destroyer lmao XD
"we're not cooking the beef, we're just searing my nuts."
glad you clarified that.
Very very hot pan
Do not be scared about cooking my nuts on the big night.
Now that's CAT URINE!
"Now, Look at It, is absolutely F***ing disgusting" 😂😂😂
Send an ambulance immediately I'm laughing way to hard 🤣😂
smells like fucking Christmas
English moustache. ("God Save the Queen" plays)
"It's really important that you do this high on mushrooms."
I lost it at that part.
This was fucking awesome! Gordon Ramsay must be pooped more often if comes out like this. I died at the mushroom bit.
1:30
HÅSJÅ HÅSJÅ HÅSJÅ HÅSJradish
Over the beef and far away
I love how the "over the beef" was a reference to your other LOTR ytp fucking genius. You have the best RUclips Poops i've seen
I tried his recipe and ended up locking myself in the closet hiding from the cops.
why
Weatherwizard 222 You should try shrooms.
How and dis you blend your nuts
"if there's no cooking, there's no f***ing"
*takes notes*
Lol 100%
"It's cat urine!"
Not too strong
“Smells like f*cking Christmas.” -Gordon Ramsay
1:30 I lost it
'HORSHOR HORSHOR HORSHOR *HORSERADISH* '
And sear it on the TOP
And sear it on the BOTTOM
And sear it on the TOP
And sear it on the BOTTOM
NOW THATS CAT URINE!
Lmfaoo
The ultimate Japanese food
From 1:26 to 1:32 I can't stop laughing
Zane Miller go to 2:00 on lord of the roaring red fires
You should make another ramsay YTP xD it's awesome.
YOU HAVE TWO DAYS!
He failed
underneath the beeeeeeeeeeeeep hahahahahahaa just love how excited he gets at that bit.
I demand more YTP of Gordon Ramsay
Gordin Ramsy*
0:07 he should have said "the Fallopian tube".
very very hot pan.
We're not cooking the beef, we're just searing my nuts.
@@AlanPalgut Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts
English mustache.
That's cat urine had me in hysterics! XD
1:49 Life lessons from Gordon Ramsay
"Very very hot pan!"
-Gordon Ramsay
I want gordon's reaction watching this
Remember to follow the instructions word for word
Smells like fucking Christmas.
So this is the stuffing?
Azor 3 this IS the stuffing..
Azor 3 this is the stuffing
its the stuffing, a stuffing of gordon's nutsacks
I remember when this was absolute peak and I teared up from laughter to these
And this is the Stuffing?
No. These are Ramsay's nuts and you're gonna love 'em
This is the stuffing
“If there’s no cooking there’s no f*cking”
This is very real advice guys, keep it in mind
"Season your salt with garlic" HELP IM CRYING
I can't believe this has been my first gordon ramsay ytp to watch. this is HILARIOUS I love it
I haven't heard this much about "my nuts" since the slap chop.
I annually rewatch this. Almost religiously so. Help.
Hoshoshosho
This is one of my favourite YTPs ever. I laugh every time :D
0:09 Hilarious xD
If gordon ramsay saw this he would laugh or get mad
Probably get mad
I would honestly just see him laugh lol
I wonder how Gordon would react to this video
0:50😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Smells like fuckin' Christmas!"
I feel like I can watch this forever xDDD Absolutely gorgeous work!
1:10 ..But he's Scottish! lol
Millions of great chefs... one chef made a career from swearing... that makes him a genius for some reason.
2019 I’m still watching this all over again 😂😂 Still funny
2021
Yep and I'm still returning to this guys ytp they are legendary lol
HooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrchhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooH!
and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom and sear it on the top, sear it on the bottom
smells like fucking christmas got me XD
I lost it at 1:42 "That's cat urine!"
1:09 English Mustard. (Gordon sports a British mustache)
SCREW YOU MAN! D: I thought this was an actual cooking video and I put Chef Ramsay's nuts into the blender and got sued for it!
(in all seriousness, this was hilarious. xD)
yes
Lol
I hope Gordon has seen some of these.
Beef Wellington has to be the ultimate beef
-Gordon Ramsay 2018
" its really important that you do this high on mushrooms "
over the beef
over the beef
over the
over the
over the beef
1:50 "if there's not heat in the pan there's no color the no color the no flavor the no flavor the no steak the no steak the no cooking the no cooking the no fucking."
Wise words.
english mouthstash, fuckin lost it there lol
I thought he said "English mustard"
Sin(π) He is saying moustache. I just think it's funnier if it sounds more like Mustard since the moustache would come out of nowhere. XD
Oh fuck I think I woke the neighbours laughing so much. Do more! I just found you and can't stop laughing,
"Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without my nuts"
-Gordon Ramsay
1:30 made me subscribe, good job.
Really important you do this high on mushrooms
0:30 “ss... ss... ss... ssssssss”
You're the best!
If you do this more often, and with the same quality, you will grow a hugh fanbase within a year!
marklar youre one of the very best poopers on youtube .. pls make more !
OMG im still LOL.... "Smells like fucking Christmas"
"English Mustard"
Proceeds to prove that even an English chef is not English without a handlebar moustache.
He should be on Beyond Scared Straight
I laughed from start to finish, best poop I have ever seen.
If theres no heat in the pan, there’s no color.
If there’s no color, there’s no flavor.
If there’s no flavor, there’s no steak.
If there’s no steak, there’s no cooking.
If there’s no cooking there’s no fucking.
Get rid of cable, and switch to DirecTV.
The funny thing is, everything that was tampered with and pooped in this video could have easily been said by Gordon Ramsay anyway.
‘If there’s no cooking, then there’s no fucking.’
That’s what I like to tell my girlfriend
1:08 "English Moustache" (GOD SAVE THE QUEEN BEGINS PLAYING)