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  • @SirHumano97
    @SirHumano97 3 года назад +141

    "If you're doing a sloped surface do not add this because it will self level" I lost it!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀

    • @AlexRodriguez-xr9cu
      @AlexRodriguez-xr9cu 2 года назад +2

      Your frame needs to be level first

    • @jamesm1061
      @jamesm1061 2 года назад +4

      Yeah. That pretty much killed me too...

    • @georgearrospide8916
      @georgearrospide8916 2 года назад +5

      That is the difference between 3000 and 3500 psi concrete more water…. I was on floor at this point… also duplex nails get nailed from inside forms you just don’t know.

    • @katwalker2035
      @katwalker2035 2 года назад

      I died at “this is the universal signal to give you concrete”

    • @gregpellegrin8713
      @gregpellegrin8713 Год назад +1

      This is straight gold….

  • @goldenretrieverdad
    @goldenretrieverdad 3 года назад +318

    Somewhere there's a homeowner doing this thinking he's doing it right.

    • @bryanpavlock3911
      @bryanpavlock3911 3 года назад +6

      @UC71q7GBrESO6AFf2yvbS1iw I did watch the very end but I was writing comments as I went he got me.

    • @precisionguesswork5394
      @precisionguesswork5394 3 года назад +9

      When he said duplex nails with two heads, what????

    • @donaldducko6580
      @donaldducko6580 3 года назад +2

      I hope so.

    • @snakespear-1
      @snakespear-1 3 года назад +6

      @@precisionguesswork5394, I used to work at a place that made nails and brads, tacks, concrete screws, and DUPLEX nails, and yes duplex nails have 2 heads, and yes you are supposed to drive both of the heads in because of expansion of the concrete! This is how we know when people know what they are talking about. Lol

    • @precisionguesswork5394
      @precisionguesswork5394 3 года назад +3

      @@snakespear-1 I am aware of duplex nails, of course I've never called them that, but their use is to hold framing in place, and still have a head to pull them out with a claw hammer. Just didn't think of them as a two headed nail. Obviously you wouldn't use them on the inside of a cement form.

  • @DinoTones
    @DinoTones Год назад +79

    Shamefully I must admit you had me until the “braces” part. I did scratch my head when you were talking about the hammer. “$20 and a burrito” 😂
    Thanks for the laughs!

    • @CynthiaWord-iq7in
      @CynthiaWord-iq7in Год назад +1

      Braces for closet shelves--just stick in any old thing, love it.

    • @louieavi
      @louieavi Год назад

      Nail inside out? "scratch head". How do you remove forms if the head is on the concrete side? $20 and a beer with that burrito

    • @doloresm7396
      @doloresm7396 11 месяцев назад +2

      The braces man was hilarious but swinging that hammer, I was like no way. Next time I'll read the description. I was getting furious.

  • @curlymaple42
    @curlymaple42 Год назад +21

    He started talking about how to hold the hammer and I'm like, what? Then the "braces" just killed me. 🤣

  • @kermitdavis6557
    @kermitdavis6557 2 года назад +152

    Thank you so much. My wife was telling me how easy it was to pour our own driveway, so I showed her this video. She watched the whole thing saying, "Yeah. See?" She watched in disbelief as you wrote "April Fool." She was so mad that I wasted 16 minutes of her day.

    • @sulkoma
      @sulkoma 2 года назад +4

      lmao

    • @TheGr8SageSama
      @TheGr8SageSama 2 года назад +4

      Underrated 😂

    • @evemebufor313
      @evemebufor313 Год назад +1

      pure love it is..

    • @pinkyhotmessx69
      @pinkyhotmessx69 Год назад +5

      honestly it isnt that hard its just time consuming.

    • @timdees7178
      @timdees7178 Год назад +3

      Man I was look forward to doing a little slab like that LMAO no dyi easy way for me dang . U mess me up 😜😜😜

  • @jtilton1963
    @jtilton1963 4 года назад +1946

    You should have won a oscar for keeping a straight face while making this DIY video.

    • @floresconcrete
      @floresconcrete 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @fiskerwraith9919
      @fiskerwraith9919 4 года назад +4

      What DIY

    • @fgbestwayInc
      @fgbestwayInc 4 года назад +9

      WTH 😱 very realistic... to the end 😂👊

    • @wswerv1
      @wswerv1 4 года назад +8

      O.M.J! Hilarious.

    • @preppinainteasy9965
      @preppinainteasy9965 4 года назад +7

      Lol ...that little self level bag took that big crater out while u went and got beers...lol...ur guys brought that come along over there while you were gone.....lol....just seen the end....

  • @aacar4095
    @aacar4095 Год назад +94

    Loved this 😂. My favorite part I think was the “self leveler” then he comes back and it’s perfectly finished.

  • @Itsnotapet
    @Itsnotapet Год назад +12

    It brings comfort to me that somewhere out there people followed this trying to be contractors... "Do it at noon, its like a cake" 😂

  • @mikejackson6862
    @mikejackson6862 4 года назад +86

    When he said “ this is how you hold the hammer” I was ready to lose it! Lol

    • @michaelsanmiguel7417
      @michaelsanmiguel7417 4 года назад +2

      And then talking shit about others ive seen dudes hammer from the outside in like he said" not to " and they some bad dudes

    • @curtisstapleton7167
      @curtisstapleton7167 4 года назад +2

      Me too ..!!! My instructor in apprentice sch ..would say grab that hammer by the neck again imma grab YOU by the neck

  • @mikeylikesit5131
    @mikeylikesit5131 3 года назад +72

    "Pump truck are fairly cheap" 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @yusuforeal
      @yusuforeal 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @judyl.761
      @judyl.761 2 года назад

      It’s true

    • @mikeylikesit5131
      @mikeylikesit5131 2 года назад +1

      @@judyl.761 not where I come from... lol..

    • @armyofone5219
      @armyofone5219 2 года назад +1

      $20 and a burrito

  • @MovieMakingMan
    @MovieMakingMan Год назад +3

    LOLOL, I tried to flag down a dozen cement trucks to pour concrete for a shed I’m making. Nine of the truck drivers told me to go F*** myself. The other three said “Are you crazy!” I tried to bribe them with money, food and finally my wife but they refused all my great offers.
    Hilarious video. I used to make forms for concrete and wondered why they had to make new ones every time. I thought of an idea to make prefab forms but never had the money to patent my invention. Now many companies use my invention but I don’t get a damned dime. My wife doesn’t either.

  • @invaliduserid5807
    @invaliduserid5807 Год назад +11

    I started laughing at "fiber re-enforced" and only stopped when he admitted that it was all BS. The duplex nails was the funniest.

    • @maryegarcia8538
      @maryegarcia8538 Год назад

      I was like you’re stepping on all the fibers, get out before people think you’re a joke. Unfortunately I believed him at first

  • @scottchamplin3049
    @scottchamplin3049 5 лет назад +471

    My father did concrete work and started me doing it when I was 13. I started watching this video and thought, "This guy is nuts". Thanks for a good laugh.

    • @jbourg1977
      @jbourg1977 5 лет назад +13

      Same here. 18 years military construction, and I thought the guy was nuts too.

    • @jamiepate6896
      @jamiepate6896 5 лет назад +6

      He freaking crazy

    • @No_Limits_411
      @No_Limits_411 5 лет назад +19

      Just give them 20 bucks 😂

    • @romefl6723
      @romefl6723 5 лет назад +18

      This guy says hammer is too long what an idiot

    • @romefl6723
      @romefl6723 5 лет назад +10

      Sorry bro I did not know it was a comedy script now I am an idiot hillarious carnal

  • @1jschettler
    @1jschettler 5 лет назад +179

    10 years of running a concrete pump and finally i see it done right.....🤣😂

    • @tonyzaragoza2340
      @tonyzaragoza2340 5 лет назад +14

      Now I know how to hold a hammer......16 yrs I've been doing it wrong...

    • @williamschuman4951
      @williamschuman4951 5 лет назад +4

      60 years of wiping my ass, I guess I've been doing it wrong my oh my

    • @JohnnyRFarmer
      @JohnnyRFarmer 5 лет назад +4

      How many 20's and burritos did you get?

    • @chuckmiller5763
      @chuckmiller5763 5 лет назад +3

      That dude running around with concrete in the pump hopper is fired or spending the next month cleaning it out.

    • @Edu-TainmentforEntrepreneurs
      @Edu-TainmentforEntrepreneurs 4 года назад

      @@williamschuman4951 Save the planet and don't buy toilet paper......dig it out with yo left hand (eat with yo right)......3 billion people can't be wrong:)

  • @decuevas244
    @decuevas244 Год назад +6

    Been a carpenter for 38 years. This is the best tutorial I've ever seen on concrete, and what's behind the costs! Make sure to watch till the end... david

  • @scottfarm7
    @scottfarm7 Год назад +5

    Love how he says don't stand on the grass inside so it keeps standing up.... Then proceeds to walk continuously on it👍

  • @fortknox4804
    @fortknox4804 2 года назад +58

    "Twenty bucks and a burrito!"
    Damn that was great 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dfig007
      @dfig007 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget the cerveza😂

    • @brennonmyers4226
      @brennonmyers4226 2 года назад +2

      That got me too bruh😂

    • @mizzpoetrics
      @mizzpoetrics 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😭 Why did that part pop up as I was reading your comment? Omg!

    • @jeffmax4108
      @jeffmax4108 2 года назад

      Let me ask u something its probably his contracting sight

  • @johnnyfuture3524
    @johnnyfuture3524 3 года назад +155

    Damn! NOW I NEED TO REMEMBER TO FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST LEARNT !!!

    • @arzellastarkey657
      @arzellastarkey657 2 года назад +8

      me to I don't like these kind of jokes. It will be hard for me to forget it now

    • @barryhedley9995
      @barryhedley9995 2 года назад +2

      Idiot...this is bullshit

    • @ambassadorforchrist9993
      @ambassadorforchrist9993 2 года назад

      What idiots, this made me not subscribe. Is life a joke to him, well it is not to me.

    • @pablophonehome3744
      @pablophonehome3744 2 года назад

      Puff puff pass the blunt homie

  • @RaulDominguez_
    @RaulDominguez_ Год назад +9

    My goodness! I had so many WTF moments during this but I had to watch the whole thing through to see the results. What a good laugh at the end. Well done

  • @jimnhefe1
    @jimnhefe1 9 месяцев назад +2

    From the beginning, I was like WTF? I'm not a pro but a handyman and I was tripping after all these years of doing it "wrong". Funny stuff Dude.

  • @duderama6750
    @duderama6750 4 года назад +405

    Pro tip: you can save on concrete by mixing it with baking powder. It will rise up to twice it's normal size. If you don't have baking powder, you can use beer. Budweiser is best, because nobody will miss it.

    • @rachellavoie8368
      @rachellavoie8368 4 года назад +7

      Lol!!!!!

    • @imontero611
      @imontero611 4 года назад +3

      Real man drink bud...weiser.....girls..take badlights...jojojo

    • @KingParisBuckingham
      @KingParisBuckingham 4 года назад +2

      He is not a concrete contractor,he is a demolition expert cause a y shit he builds .just be demolished adap...he is avwrapons manufacturer too cause all he builds is hazardous to humans safety....what a comedian

    • @flapcat4681
      @flapcat4681 4 года назад +8

      @@KingParisBuckingham are you fuckin drunk lmfao

    • @roadhog19
      @roadhog19 4 года назад +8

      @@flapcat4681 I think he drank all the Bud for his mix.

  • @scotthilliard7177
    @scotthilliard7177 4 года назад +269

    I was believing him for much longer than I'm going to admit!!!! 😃

    • @abiyah_1
      @abiyah_1 3 года назад +10

      Me too 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ to think I actually believed him 🤣🤣 I was ready to go out & buy the materials & do my own 🙄🤣

    • @vickiwykes1511
      @vickiwykes1511 3 года назад +13

      I believed him until he wrote April fool. I know nothing about concreting 😂
      I was annoyed when it dawned on me.

    • @earlm9931
      @earlm9931 3 года назад +3

      Lmao....I just thought wtf?

    • @designbypeck198
      @designbypeck198 3 года назад +3

      IKR! When he said to pour over grass...I'm thinking, that sounds kindof stupid and wrong...but let me hear more. LOL.

    • @hollowheresy
      @hollowheresy 2 года назад +2

      Same, I've never done any concrete work so this went way over my head until he said the Earth is not round. 😂

  • @raj52858
    @raj52858 Год назад +7

    While seeing the title and started watching video I thought this guy is very knowledgeable person and helping people, but at end cannot stop laughing 😂😂

  • @infinitepower1449
    @infinitepower1449 Год назад +5

    I started watching it and remembered the April fools joke and still I always get a laugh at this 😂
    I miss concrete and asphalt work ❤

  • @fmj_556
    @fmj_556 4 года назад +160

    I thought he was serious in the beginning.

  • @Detuinman.nocciolo
    @Detuinman.nocciolo 5 лет назад +599

    He remains dead serious, that alone is worth an oscar.

    • @filibertobarrera3839
      @filibertobarrera3839 5 лет назад +8

      Yea grass ain't strong enough not even close.Wonder how many people took him seriously.

    • @MANxVSxMACHINE
      @MANxVSxMACHINE 5 лет назад +11

      You round earthers take us all for a joke. This guy deserves a phd for his contributions to science research. When you look into it...

    • @Zetchx
      @Zetchx 5 лет назад +8

      At 12:50 you can almost see him break character. But my god... this is so good.

    • @diytwoincollege7079
      @diytwoincollege7079 5 лет назад +7

      Lyin contractor. That's what they are really good at.

    • @ReubenGilmore
      @ReubenGilmore 5 лет назад +4

      Awesome performance 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @FirstLast-LastFirst
    @FirstLast-LastFirst Год назад +1

    Did he say the earth is not round? Good one! 😂

  • @iguanarana1182
    @iguanarana1182 Год назад +1

    Just give ‘em 20.00 bucks and a Burrito 😂🤣 oh my what a funny video. Natural fiber hahaha

  • @tonybarracuda3505
    @tonybarracuda3505 3 года назад +58

    They’ll do it for 20 bucks and a burrito 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This guy deserves an academy award for being able to keep a straight face through the whole thing.

    • @steveday5309
      @steveday5309 2 года назад

      loved the part about sprinkling the self leveler then going for some cold beer and come back and the job is done. love it!

  • @Livereater
    @Livereater 5 лет назад +191

    thank you for sharing... one best practice to add... I let my grass grow to about 5-7", pour the concrete, then, after it dries I'll mow the grass down to the concrete.. this way, grass fibers extend ALL the way through the concrete for added strength throughout... you're welcome!

    • @TexasBarndominiums
      @TexasBarndominiums  5 лет назад +10

      😂

    • @jonh7472
      @jonh7472 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @dileriousshakez3643
      @dileriousshakez3643 5 лет назад +3

      Lol cut the grass down to the concrete hahahaha

    • @lowkeyzavaldor3592
      @lowkeyzavaldor3592 5 лет назад +5

      Lmfao mate what a comment lol class

    • @user-sv4yy2wl9x
      @user-sv4yy2wl9x 5 лет назад +9

      Livereater00 , It’s not a good idea to have the grass longer because you’ll have to mow it all the time, just do like the guy says have grass inch bellow the board level so it doesn’t grow through

  • @fivel256
    @fivel256 Год назад +4

    First I was like "who the hell calculates concrete by the square foot?", Then I was like 😂

  • @Zxtx5Kim-sw5ep
    @Zxtx5Kim-sw5ep 7 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he had me dying with the shelving brackets. Hahaha. “You put these on the Inside corners and then boom!” And then he kicks one out when he’s pouring and just throws it aside. 😂😂😂 ah man. That’s perfectly square!” Lmao. Well done man hilarious video.

  • @Harrison2253
    @Harrison2253 5 лет назад +66

    As soon as he said grass was good fiber and he didn't know why a framing hammer was so long I knew he was full of it

    • @alanramirez6152
      @alanramirez6152 5 лет назад +1

      @Fred Jaminson he making mexicans looks bad

    • @faraque
      @faraque 5 лет назад +3

      @@alanramirez6152 You dumb fucks making humanity look bad for not being able to tell it's an April Fool's joke.

    • @thetruthisonlyperspective4872
      @thetruthisonlyperspective4872 5 лет назад

      @@faraque exactly... I like how the OP is trying to talk shit About someone being stupid and can't even spell mesh right

  • @jap71173
    @jap71173 2 года назад +192

    I feel sorry for the guys that didn't watch till the end and ran off to do this!

    • @voongnz
      @voongnz Год назад +4

      I feel sorry for the guys that needed to watch to the end to get it, when most got the joke in the first minute.

    • @donf3739
      @donf3739 Год назад +1

      What? You mean there was more?

    • @anothersomebody8195
      @anothersomebody8195 Год назад +1

      Glad I stayed till the end! 😄

    • @ShaneNiau-om5tk
      @ShaneNiau-om5tk Год назад

      😂😂

    • @tangelialee2478
      @tangelialee2478 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Gillion12539
    @Gillion12539 Год назад +1

    nice back drop, I went from confused to laughing out loud. Great video

  • @jonthebuilder1
    @jonthebuilder1 Год назад +1

    I love it! Some clients really do think work can be done with bare bones budget. I’m going to share this for sure. We all need a good laugh here and there. This was a good laugh, thanks.

  • @jhofer1013
    @jhofer1013 5 лет назад +73

    He had me with paying the pump truck 20$ and a burrito!!😂😂

  • @rond.6470
    @rond.6470 3 года назад +174

    As a retired civil engineer with 40 yrs. Experience I can tell you I've worked with some contractors that weren't too much better than this guy. Loved the part about adding a little water! Thanks for making my day!

    • @dwightdodd3734
      @dwightdodd3734 3 года назад +4

      No the self leveling powder was the best.................Hope they put a little shed on this so it did'nt have to go to one of our landfills......And concrete isnt really heavy,only about 4050 lbs /cu yard

    • @hilarywerdebaugh8523
      @hilarywerdebaugh8523 2 года назад

      I can't figure out whether he was trying to do everything wrong and give the worst advice? Or is he just that bad! Natural fiber from grass?🤔lol got to be kidding

    • @jimmartinez6087
      @jimmartinez6087 2 года назад +6

      @@hilarywerdebaugh8523 Did you even watch to the end?? Apparently not. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @hilarywerdebaugh8523
      @hilarywerdebaugh8523 2 года назад +2

      @@jimmartinez6087 I couldn't waste another second of my life watching to the end. Don't advise anyone else do neither. He took too much time getting to the punchline for me. So ,no I obviously didn't watch to the end. I wouldn't wasted any time to respond had it not popped up while I'm warming up my car. Have a good one Capt obvious

    • @itmsjim
      @itmsjim 2 года назад +3

      @@hilarywerdebaugh8523 You really are the definition of an idiot. You initially complain how bad of a contractor he is; then you admit that you didn't watch to the end, so it's on you; then you personally attack me for calling you out. You also failed to read the notes above that clearly say "***This is an April Fools Joke*** So, if you're calling me "Captain Obvious", then you are Captain Clueless.

  • @AllyneFamilyFarms
    @AllyneFamilyFarms Год назад +2

    Man, you had me really worried for a little bit. I’m glad I watched until the end. Nice one.!! I do love the 20 bucks and a burrito part.

  • @shaunsafety4175
    @shaunsafety4175 Год назад +7

    After a couple days of curing it needs to be heavily vibrated with a jackhammer and either a bull point or chisle bit. You want to go until there are cracks everywhere in the slab and this prevents future cracks from forming. Also it will make your slab more portable should you need to leave and want to take your slab with you it can be put in the back of a truck.

    • @bobbg9041
      @bobbg9041 Год назад +1

      Thats what the 10lb sledg is for one wack its in a million pieces, the water he added after the pour spelled doom for the slab.
      The key is never add water after its mixed
      It will weaken the concrete, truck shows up stiff pour your best bet is to work it stiff, if you add water you weaken it.
      If it shows up wet and soupy reject it.
      Its not going to be strong.
      A heavy rain will pit it.

    • @dsbennett
      @dsbennett 11 месяцев назад

      That's called "de-stressing". The last thing you want in any concrete project is stress. Un-de-stressed concrete can catastrophically fail at the wrong time and cause great harm, just like an earthquake.

  • @LillyLegacyWWOD
    @LillyLegacyWWOD 2 года назад +35

    The fact that some people can’t see the sarcasm is astounding

    • @groundup001
      @groundup001 2 года назад

      Thats just how good of a salesman this guy is

    • @charleyjr.iriarte7428
      @charleyjr.iriarte7428 2 года назад

      Sorry, but I've never done any real construction work nor have I heard some of his terms like "porous" and "leveling." I just wanted to make a cement

  • @walkthroughvideos8916
    @walkthroughvideos8916 4 года назад +205

    I'm just imagining someone stopping the video just before he writes April Fool's. Thinking yep I know what to do now...

    • @IzziedeD
      @IzziedeD 3 года назад +9

      he was so good at explaining, i only watched the first 10 minutes, then i flagged down a truck gave him $20 and the poquito signal, then poured my entire tool shed slab monolithic style, for just under 3¢/ft

    • @the_mercifulunderdog4437
      @the_mercifulunderdog4437 3 года назад +1

      Walkthrough Videos OmG more water raises the strength 😱😩

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 3 года назад +1

      I don’t understand the video.... when the grass dies you’ll have holes in the concrete.

    • @walkthroughvideos8916
      @walkthroughvideos8916 3 года назад +2

      @@DylanBegazo its a joke do NOT make concrete this way

    • @thomasjones1778
      @thomasjones1778 3 года назад +8

      I was almost that guy!!! lol.

  • @tkitchens91
    @tkitchens91 9 месяцев назад

    I saw this from a short somewhere and my eye was twitching until I came to the full video lmao

  • @stevenzw1
    @stevenzw1 Год назад +1

    Thank you I started a business because of this ...I'm able to undercut those big companies 🤣

  • @gerardoacevedo5182
    @gerardoacevedo5182 3 года назад +86

    I'm a construction worker, you had me laughing my ass off! Good one!

    • @algallego
      @algallego 3 года назад +1

      @Fidel Ca 320% -- the extra 20% to cover cost of excess $1/sq ft. materials, especially those custom stakes and corner braces!

    • @ralphwilliams3396
      @ralphwilliams3396 3 года назад

      @@algallego Zaza l.
      h

    • @wilson9hern
      @wilson9hern 3 года назад

      I am Lost Is This True What He Explained

    • @charlesmckinley29
      @charlesmckinley29 2 года назад

      @@wilson9hern watch the end it is an April Fools joke. Everything he said was wrong.

    • @denniscurzi2278
      @denniscurzi2278 Год назад

      @@wilson9hern every word

  • @SantiagoAZ66
    @SantiagoAZ66 3 года назад +32

    OMG, I'm an ACI CMT Inspector and I was getting so mad! You totally got me bro. Good one!

  • @johndavid3474
    @johndavid3474 Год назад

    What I love about this video is that almost everyone started pressing with commentary, before they got to the parody at the end. You got em good.

  • @rcrook9000
    @rcrook9000 Год назад

    Thanks for teaching me how to lay a slab through sarcasm. lol.

  • @BigSam63
    @BigSam63 3 года назад +107

    "Mother Earth is giving you all the fibers you need" hahahahaha

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 года назад +1

      I was in tears by the "Earth" part😂

    • @bobbyconway1965
      @bobbyconway1965 3 года назад

      I was buying this until he started talking about the nails😂

    • @TheNativeTwo
      @TheNativeTwo 3 года назад

      I knew right away that he was joking when he mentioned leaving the grass for the fibers. I have first hand experience pouring concrete with organics in it (wood, leaves, olive pits, etc.). It weakens the concrete so bad and is very difficult to fix.

    • @Fishbiomann
      @Fishbiomann 3 года назад

      Hahahaha, yeah, that was the best part of the whole thing. I was completely dying!

    • @tiffanysgottimetoday4589
      @tiffanysgottimetoday4589 3 года назад

      😂😂😂the funniest part

  • @etillemanunya6338
    @etillemanunya6338 2 года назад +44

    I was a construction worker working with concrete for 40 years and I enjoyed this very much.

  • @jamesmandas639
    @jamesmandas639 Год назад

    Wow. I was looking up good burrito recipes to give to the concrete truck driver until the April fool's ending. Got me!

  • @albertourbaez4469
    @albertourbaez4469 Год назад

    "The world is flat as your slab" Great....🤣🤣

  • @samr4166
    @samr4166 2 года назад +481

    As a contractor I find this hilarious. You get what you pay for people.

    • @joshuaespinoza5082
      @joshuaespinoza5082 2 года назад +3

      Sam

    • @d.r.j.sr.2624
      @d.r.j.sr.2624 2 года назад +10

      funny video I couldn't stop laughing

    • @mekalkasias6571
      @mekalkasias6571 2 года назад +14

      This dude was F ing around Couldn't be serious freaking hilarious is hilarious complaining about long hammers OMG😅🤣

    • @Mzlm511
      @Mzlm511 2 года назад +3

      Hi what happens if you don’t cut the cement in block lines. What if I leave it one whole in my back yard?

    • @black_rhino241
      @black_rhino241 2 года назад +6

      @@Mzlm511 it’ll crack

  • @bluemarblemark
    @bluemarblemark 3 года назад +40

    got me, I kept watching thinking "this guy's old enough to know better" got me

  • @lbovee
    @lbovee Год назад

    Sent this to a contractor relative of mine. He only watched a few minutes and shut it off. I had to convince him to watch the whole thing. Thanks for the laugh.

  • @TheRetroBiker
    @TheRetroBiker Год назад

    I know nothing about cement pouring so was with the dude right up until the hammer holding before I realised he was pulling our plank 🤣

  • @hoozerob
    @hoozerob 2 года назад +123

    The problem with this video, is that some people may watch it all the way up till "April Fools", and then miss that part! Then, they go and try the whole procedure! Whoa boy! lol.

    • @jimault9434
      @jimault9434 2 года назад +1

      O

    • @andrewruby8357
      @andrewruby8357 2 года назад +3

      Can you imagine the disaster 🤣😁😂...

    • @GT-43
      @GT-43 2 года назад +9

      If they do then they deserve it.

    • @tanksalotbrad6600
      @tanksalotbrad6600 2 года назад +2

      No moisture barrier 😂🤣
      Self leveling 🤣😂
      Wetter is stronger 😂🤣

    • @andrewruby8357
      @andrewruby8357 2 года назад +3

      @@tanksalotbrad6600 He told the truth at the end of the video when it's tooooo late for some people 🤣😁😂...

  • @MegaJohnhammond
    @MegaJohnhammond 5 лет назад +72

    20 bucks and a burrito? Count me in.

    • @c_b8s4
      @c_b8s4 5 лет назад +2

      $20 bucks... a $1.00 burrito and $15.00 for concrete and u get a patio???? I'll take 3!!!

  • @shivamiltiwari9541
    @shivamiltiwari9541 Год назад +1

    i started doubting with the way he poured water ...until then i trusted him like our school teachers ................

  • @tammyhesler1363
    @tammyhesler1363 Год назад +2

    My husband did concrete for years.I was fixing to tell him that he's been doing it all the hard way..😜

  • @donz327
    @donz327 5 лет назад +296

    As a former ready-mix truck driver, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Great video!

    • @chuckdizzle3739
      @chuckdizzle3739 5 лет назад +4

      Smyrna ready mix?

    • @j.m.b8661
      @j.m.b8661 5 лет назад +6

      @@chuckdizzle3739 a ready mix is a mix of conrete that is made by a company when ordered via a message or pre-order and is delivered on site ready to pour the moment it arrives. (sometimes it needs a mix up or a lil water)

    • @chuckdizzle3739
      @chuckdizzle3739 5 лет назад +3

      Smyrna ready mix is a company that makes and delivers ready mix concrete in Smyrna TN and the Nashville area. I work for them. so I don't need to be educated, and my question was did you work for Smyrna Ready Mix?

    • @Kyle_Godfrey111
      @Kyle_Godfrey111 5 лет назад +8

      Chuck Williams he thought you were asking what ready mix was you douchebag. He was just trying to help.

    • @mattdubz6618
      @mattdubz6618 5 лет назад +4

      @@chuckdizzle3739 big oof. Rude my guy.

  • @RichyN25
    @RichyN25 5 лет назад +23

    I don't work construction, I've only ever poured one slab in my life, but this video is priceless.

  • @billm3589
    @billm3589 Год назад

    I was edgy & irked all the way thru but also had to laugh through it. THEN THE END!!!! YOU GOT ME!!! OUTSTANDING!!! 😂

  • @jimmyvila4443
    @jimmyvila4443 Год назад

    He’s keeping it 100% real funny! 😂😂😂

  • @gerry654
    @gerry654 4 года назад +353

    I hope I don’t accidentally recall any of this information in the future.

    • @gerry654
      @gerry654 4 года назад +1

      Smh

    • @Privateones
      @Privateones 4 года назад +6

      Joshua Cannon Red green was his professor in concrete pouring lmao

    • @KingParisBuckingham
      @KingParisBuckingham 4 года назад

      Yo this man a clown...am having belly laughs in nyc..fucker would be fired asap if he worked like this in NYC or arrested for fraud

    • @1SigloUno
      @1SigloUno 4 года назад +3

      You probably didn’t watch the whole vid through

    • @jcvc1165
      @jcvc1165 4 года назад +1

      Too late i poured a slab like it for my pump house it wasnt for nothing but to keep grass off pump.... lol lmao

  • @hardcorehopefoundation9925
    @hardcorehopefoundation9925 5 лет назад +130

    Grew up in a concrete family, this had my sides hurting from laughing so hard.
    $20.00 bucks and a burrito will get your ass kicked by a driver!!!

    • @tattdaddy2535
      @tattdaddy2535 5 лет назад +6

      Hard Core Hope Foundation lmao when I head 20 bucks and a burrito I was like wtf are you kidding me I got charge 7000 to do my drive way and mofos are pocketing the rest 😂

    • @hardcorehopefoundation9925
      @hardcorehopefoundation9925 5 лет назад +5

      Abel Rojas Those pumps are so expensive that I have done an entire basement using a wheelbarrow.

    • @Kevinskywest1
      @Kevinskywest1 5 лет назад +1

      Hard Core Hope Foundation ... in California?

    • @vincentrohmann1110
      @vincentrohmann1110 5 лет назад

      Hell yea they'll run your ass over.

    • @SilverWolf_MDL
      @SilverWolf_MDL 5 лет назад +2

      This guy is a bit much...BUT I know plenty of ppl that for $20-$100 have gotten walkways and driveways done or mostly done with “leftover” material from jobs being done right next door just so they could go home with an empty truck bc it was all already paid for anyway

  • @pierremarcoux886
    @pierremarcoux886 Год назад

    🤣😂😋😉🤣😂😛 Ho man you make me rollin on the floor!!!!!

  • @scottyd2262
    @scottyd2262 Год назад

    As a concreter myself, I was gong "WTF ??" 😳 many times at 1st ! You got me for a few minutes! LOL ! 😆👍

  • @fightwokeism
    @fightwokeism 4 года назад +22

    “The handle is just for when you put it in your pouch, more leverage” 😂😂😂

  • @mojojojo5853
    @mojojojo5853 5 лет назад +32

    YES!. Next time a customer asks if I'm going to remove the grass before pouring I'll tell them no way, it natural fiber and helps it to not crack..lol

  • @CynDir-ri5tr
    @CynDir-ri5tr Год назад

    Oh that was sooo good. You had me fooled thinking the entire time WTF….🤣

  • @Zoso-lz8ov
    @Zoso-lz8ov 11 месяцев назад

    I was in concrete for a long time, as soon as you brought the grass as a fiber I was lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wht240sxka
    @wht240sxka 5 лет назад +218

    I lost it when he added the shelf bracket 😂

  • @justcallmewil
    @justcallmewil 5 лет назад +34

    What I hated about this video was that I couldn't stop watching. Thanks for the laughs. 😄

    • @javierolvera5623
      @javierolvera5623 4 года назад

      He got me hahaha. I will share it w/co,workers.

  • @rayhageman
    @rayhageman Год назад +1

    This was the greatest DYI video ever. I use hair spray on the grass to keep it up right.

  • @TroyR-uk7eb
    @TroyR-uk7eb Месяц назад +1

    Grass = Fibers. CLASSIC!!!!

  • @davidcarr1133
    @davidcarr1133 5 лет назад +20

    "That's the reason studs come in 12' lengths." Love it!

    • @WDPett-fk8rz
      @WDPett-fk8rz 4 года назад

      Yeah exactly! For construction purposes, I mean obviously.

  • @miguelromanable
    @miguelromanable 5 лет назад +56

    Great, now I have to unlearn everything I thought I learned. 😂🤣😂

  • @jodyfitzgerald1208
    @jodyfitzgerald1208 Год назад

    Really love it when a "Professional" calls concrete, "Cement".

  • @jamesfleenor4161
    @jamesfleenor4161 Год назад +1

    That was great glad I watched to the end and yes I blew a gasket at first. I have a neighbor who did pretty much did what you showed us thinking it would just level out.

  • @shawnsisler3743
    @shawnsisler3743 5 лет назад +65

    20 bucks and a burrito... just ended me right there...lol

    • @dennisvautrin8869
      @dennisvautrin8869 5 лет назад

      fun with rocks

    • @josebenn8285
      @josebenn8285 5 лет назад +1

      And a coupla those beers your lazy ass was drinking with her buddies at noon, or 2pm - the hottest time of the day ! He Just poured a gallon or more water Onto the concrete "cos it was too dry !" He throws on Self- leveling Powder that's supposed to be mixed with water - yeah The feckin Water he Just poured all over the place..... because He Forgot about the feckin Self-leveler !
      I swear, this fuknutz Juiced, it's feckin boiling hot and he looks Just Dumb enough to be bent double, hammering nails towards his ankles with a hammer he doesn't know - Just Plain Doesn't Know ! - how to hold ! If my poor old Da had of seen me holding a hammer halfway up the shaft, he'd have took it off me, Broke my feckin Fingers ! And if it wasn't His hammer, he'd of put it in a Vice, got out a hacksaw!...And feckin"Shortened" It for me ! My daughter threatened to hit her husband With a hammer He was holding wrong ! She was trying "Man Him Up" ! - She's 5 foot 2ins Tall, weighs in at feather-weight - don't get me wrong, she's a tough week cookie, has a daily routine that's about 30% what a UFC fighter needs ! So, she gets pissed off ! Jus leave the room...house... County - depending how Bad She considers the wrong-doing ! Her guy is @5'8", does Judo at Middleweight, was a Black-belt Irish Champion at 15yrs old. When they got together, they moved to South Australia, Adelaide - where she was threatened him, because his dad never showed his boys how to use tools ! (Mind you, he's a Painter, so brushes and rollers can't do much harm - mebbe the screwdriver to open the lid ?!) Anyway they're in Adelaide 2yrs, he's found a Club, good Coach and within the 2yrs he's South Australia Middleweight Champ, Silver Medalled his Age Group and Bronzed the Catch-All..Oh aye, he was Certified Best Overall Competitor ! So..The point Is, All that, muscles like Bruce Lee, he could lift her up and put her in the top shelf in the bedroom closet, and leave her there ! Instead, he's saying, "Well why don't You Do It the Right Way Luv ! and I'll go for a quick run around the Lake Park !" (Feckin lovely it is, about 4mile, or 6ks Mate ! And he'll do that twice !)
      There - that's calmed Me down !
      Right, back to not needed any Leveling across - like those guys "Not!" drinking his Beer, behind him - or is he gonna say those rakes are for "Combin' the Fibers hombres !"
      C'mon Pod, it's only 5 more minutes! ....Then you can Rant 'n' Rave like a Loon ! Yippee !
      😂🤣😃🤗🤔🤨😐😏😮🤐🤤😲😲😖😦😧😞😟😢😩😭😭

  • @mallekgarson9127
    @mallekgarson9127 2 года назад +18

    " Get you a pump truck. Go find one in your neighborhood and just give him some gas money and he'll pump it for you"

  • @ApacheChief
    @ApacheChief Год назад +2

    The concrete truck driver I chased down died laughing when I offered him $20 and a burrito.

  • @lpeacock1380
    @lpeacock1380 10 месяцев назад

    Good one. I thought you lost your gourd for a minute til I read your description. Gave me a great laugh.

  • @BikerHQ
    @BikerHQ 5 лет назад +25

    I'm thinking a customer complained that he cost too much so he made this video to throw it back in they face hahaha

  • @mansardmanor3869
    @mansardmanor3869 2 года назад +17

    *People just smile, it's all a joke*
    *He's King 👑 of jokes*
    *Funny as hell*

  • @ryanhaylock9112
    @ryanhaylock9112 Год назад

    He said "dry concrete doesn't get hard you have to add water" 😅🤣😅🤣.....concrete leveler 😅😅😅

  • @user-ep6hk5mg2p
    @user-ep6hk5mg2p 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you so very much for the diy genius advice. I have been able to use these pro tips when building my home, garage sheds etc…..Happy Fella

  • @Zander5446
    @Zander5446 2 года назад +18

    Lol, to be honest this guy did a great job of making me think he was serious for a bit. And he's right about people blowing a gasket! I started cussing out the TV when he said "concrete is not porous". Lol!

  • @toobad9946
    @toobad9946 3 года назад +128

    At first I thought he was an idiot. As soon as he showed the "correct" way to hold a hammer I knew he was just messing with us.

    • @danielson2454
      @danielson2454 3 года назад

      LMAOOOOO

    • @johnmathis6417
      @johnmathis6417 2 года назад +2

      That’s when I got it too. I was skeptical until then but from then on it was a total hoooot

  • @ShadowJerett
    @ShadowJerett Год назад

    “Make sure you hold your hammer properly” 😂 4:25

  • @mgman2640
    @mgman2640 Год назад

    It's it's funny how you said the Earth is flat and you had a straight face 🤣

  • @td3mrt1911
    @td3mrt1911 4 года назад +28

    I knew something was wrong when he tells you "I shouldn't be walking on the grass", but then continues to walk ON THE GRASS the entire time LOL!

  • @tylertrotter2141
    @tylertrotter2141 5 лет назад +57

    As a certified concrete inspector, this could not be more cringe! Great video, lots of laughs!

    • @mikewilson3836
      @mikewilson3836 5 лет назад +2

      I used to be a inspector... easiest most high paid job ive ever had...
      The last inspection i did was the water tower in nashville..
      They poured 1000 yards a day for a week

    • @stephenyoungblood3683
      @stephenyoungblood3683 5 лет назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @johnk2391
      @johnk2391 5 лет назад

      Concrete Inspector: alright let's take a look see....yup that's concrete alright...*quickly runs after receiving check*

  • @toosey311
    @toosey311 Год назад

    Actually thought this guy was completely bonkers …..very funny 😆

  • @richard_v253
    @richard_v253 5 месяцев назад

    Hahaha the fact that you emphasize CEMENT. And the “Universal Signal” to tell them to pour😂😂😂

  • @blainecameron6115
    @blainecameron6115 Год назад +70

    During this whole video I was thinking this guy is nuts. OMG, I wonder how many DIYers out there didn’t figure out you were joking. Also at over seven million views you got a royalty from You Tube for almost $33,000. AND THAT’S NO APRIL FOOLS JOKE! Nice work my friend!

    • @rafaeltfernandez2635
      @rafaeltfernandez2635 Год назад

      Yeap!!!!!!! This guy is not only a Joke....he is a stupid fraud.... You get extra concrete in the hopper...that is left from large pours and it is excess (true), but you will never pour a patio..,with excess.., (false)

  • @enforcerjj2943
    @enforcerjj2943 5 лет назад +21

    LOL!!! My favorite part was when he started talking about the earth being flat!! I knew he was NUTS at that point until he said it was April Fools. Very creative idea. Funny stuff.

  • @Michael-ub6ob
    @Michael-ub6ob Год назад

    Thank God. This guy had me cussing. I've done concrete work for 30 years and I was really getting pissed off. You got me.

  • @royce3582
    @royce3582 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kills me everytime he calls it “cement” 💀😂 all jokes aside, there’s actually GREAT tips in this video if you do the opposite.