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  • @tjwparso
    @tjwparso  3 года назад +26

    Star Trek · The Next Generation · s04e19 · The Nth Degree
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  • @jonmartin444
    @jonmartin444 3 года назад +828

    Barclay: I could have it ready in two days
    Riker: No you CAN'T don't even TRY!!

    • @BasicShapes
      @BasicShapes 3 года назад +95

      Barclay: What?!
      Riker: I said SHUT UP! As in STOP TALKING!
      Everyone: O.O
      Picard: That's a bit harsh, don't you think, number one?...

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 года назад +65

      Troi: I'm sensing his confidence level, Captain. He truly believes he can... oh...
      Picard: What is it Deanna?
      Troi: Sir, his confidence level... it's... IT'S OVER 9000!

    • @zagnorch1336
      @zagnorch1336 3 года назад +25

      This is how I imagined the scene played out in the "Yesterday's Enterprise" parallel universe:
      Barclay: I could have it ready in two days.
      Picard: NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMMIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

    • @mikeymcmikeface5599
      @mikeymcmikeface5599 3 года назад

      Who was that???

    • @DP-ot6zf
      @DP-ot6zf 3 года назад +10

      Q, fizzing in: "I could have it ready in .000000000000000001 second. Or sooner if that's too long for you.

  • @TheZetaKai
    @TheZetaKai 3 года назад +429

    That shot of Riker at 0:38 is priceless; he doesn't have a clue what Barclay just said, but he isn't going to stop the show to find out. Great character moment: way out of his depth, but socially aware enough to not bring attention to his ignorance. Classic Riker.

    • @woodrax
      @woodrax 3 года назад +26

      Riker carried that shame until the Rascals episode, where he did the exact same thing to the Ferengi.

    • @SuperPuzzler
      @SuperPuzzler 3 года назад +23

      I looked up "anti-attenuator" and was eventually forced to just look up "attenuation". Once I had the definition of that, everything he said made sense to me. To attenuate something means to reduce its force, effect or value. So an anti-attenuator would INCREASE its force, effect or value.

    • @drozcompany4132
      @drozcompany4132 3 года назад +19

      @@SuperPuzzler Most people would just call that an amplifier

    • @SergioLeRoux
      @SergioLeRoux 3 года назад +6

      Poor guy always looks dumb because the writers always have him asking questions about how things work so that they can explain the audience.

    • @jamesf456
      @jamesf456 3 года назад +5

      You would think the Federation would have immediately put this in place for all ships to increase their shield strength when they got in fights. But I guess they forgot to write any of it down, oh well, time to lose thousands of ships against the Dominion in a few years.

  • @BlackSharn
    @BlackSharn 3 года назад +184

    I love this episode as Dwight Schultz gets to essentially be a different character and show his acting skills.

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 3 года назад +5

      One of my favorite episodes tbh

    • @Mountainmonths
      @Mountainmonths 3 года назад +6

      yeah he played Barclay perfectly

    • @OnlyTwoShoes
      @OnlyTwoShoes Год назад +12

      Actually, he gets to be 3 characters, maybe even 4.
      Original Barclay
      Uber Barclay
      Computer Barclay
      Theatre Barclay (which might have two separate character roles)

    • @GatekeeperofOld
      @GatekeeperofOld 11 месяцев назад +6

      Now if they could get Hannibal Smith, BA Baracas, and Templeton Peck to do cameos and bust him out of the federation stronghold

    • @PsiQ
      @PsiQ 11 месяцев назад +2

      You forgot Mr. Brokkoli ..

  • @Camcolito
    @Camcolito 10 месяцев назад +51

    "I could have it ready for you in two days"
    "WHAT?"
    "Yes. Mr Data you're a supercomputer who doesn't need rest, go sort this out please and let me know when you're done, I'll be in Holodeck 3".

    • @draexian530
      @draexian530 7 месяцев назад +7

      That's what makes Riker's exclamation believable. Data and Geordi are the two most capable engineers/programmers on the ship. Taking orders of magnitude off of their suggestions would be outrageous by federation standard.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 года назад +333

    Barclay: "I could have it ready for you in two days".
    Riker: " WHAT?!"
    Geordi: "You must be mad! Howling mad!"

    • @zagnorch1336
      @zagnorch1336 3 года назад +17

      Methinks LaForge is getting tired of Barclay's jibber-jabber.

    • @forrestgunnell7898
      @forrestgunnell7898 3 года назад +5

      Make it so....

    • @dashcroft1892
      @dashcroft1892 3 года назад +15

      I love it when an array comes together.

    • @Eddie42023
      @Eddie42023 3 года назад +11

      @@dashcroft1892 In 2372, a crack starship crew...

    • @LoesserOf2Evils
      @LoesserOf2Evils 3 года назад

      Methinks Geordi is embarrassed that he is shown up by a supposedly lesser person.

  • @taopilot2669
    @taopilot2669 3 года назад +338

    One of those times technobabble was useful for the narrative. Riker expressed how most viewers feel when we get too much.

    • @mainerockflour3462
      @mainerockflour3462 10 месяцев назад +4

      Sweet

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 9 месяцев назад +7

      Yes. To be honest, what he did might be particularly difficult or even mind-blowing, but his explanation does not sound more complicated than any from LaForge.

    • @comedyfromthehood3588
      @comedyfromthehood3588 7 месяцев назад +1

      Deanna was ready to risk it all 😆 🤣 😂

    • @Mehffort
      @Mehffort 7 месяцев назад

      Riker the sounding board

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 2 месяца назад +1

      The best part is that a feedback loop actually makes sense

  • @scottharman110
    @scottharman110 3 года назад +203

    Riker ain't got no frigging clue what Barclay is saying 😁

    • @JimmyCerra
      @JimmyCerra 3 года назад +16

      Barclay basically warped power from the deflector to the shields. Normally shields are created by overlapping fields. Barclay added additional fields using the main deflector. However, the deflector dish can’t form the additional fields in the right spot: energy dissipates too much in the time it takes to go from the deflector to the shield (hence why shields are emitted along a grid embedded into the hull). Barclay used the warp drive to quickly move the additional fields where they were needed. This way the energy didn’t have time to dissipate and the additional fields more closely aligned with the shield grid’s fields: more effectively adding to their strength by superposition.

    • @leeeastwood6368
      @leeeastwood6368 3 года назад +12

      @@JimmyCerra, what?

    • @corssecurity
      @corssecurity 3 года назад +19

      @@JimmyCerra yes..... I see that.

    • @Knightfall182
      @Knightfall182 3 года назад +7

      Riker devolved into his caveman persona in that moment

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 3 года назад +5

      @@JimmyCerra Allow me to answer that with "NERRRRD!!!"

  • @Janduin45
    @Janduin45 3 года назад +156

    Good thing Troi was at that meeting with her many valuable insights and sound advice as always.

    • @mvol5973
      @mvol5973 3 года назад +35

      She was too busy thinking she should have some broccoli

    • @paristo
      @paristo 3 года назад +20

      It was important at least someone noticed that Barkley was behaving strangely....

    • @andrewparnell5566
      @andrewparnell5566 3 года назад +29

      @@paristo That look. "I sense.... confidence."

    • @LuisHuangSF
      @LuisHuangSF 3 года назад +16

      Troi was wondering if Ten Forward has any Chocolate Ice Cream.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 2 года назад +8

      @@andrewparnell5566 Perfect moment for "Who are you and what have you done with Lt. Barclay?".

  • @fishamaphone
    @fishamaphone 10 месяцев назад +22

    One of the best things about Geordi is his humility. Like, how many commanding officers out there would handle a subordinate *interrupting their presentation* in order to *directly contradict them* and then end with *"if you could assist me"* in such a gracious way. "Sure, Reg." It's clear he's had his ego bruised a bit, but he still recognizes the right thing to do.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth Месяц назад

      Geordi has previously seen that Barclay has some unusual abilities and wants to encourage him. If his idea doesn't work they won't lose more than a couple of days, and given the original estimate was three weeks that's not a huge cost compared to the potential benefit.

  • @SirSharkus
    @SirSharkus 3 года назад +395

    I have to admit, I love the addition of "good lord, didn't anybody here subscribe? ....Thank you"

    • @bravo-93
      @bravo-93 3 года назад +6

      And I love the ending bit

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 3 года назад +2

      You do?
      You are not even a little irritated that he Is delaying the start of the actual content of the video, when we are already battling doubled up and now sometimes _trippled up_ ads playing before it will start? 😡

    • @jsb331
      @jsb331 3 года назад +4

      It always makes me think of the blooper from that scene, "Good lord, didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?" .. where instead of saying I never played with toys, Worf says I never played with boys and the whole set erupts in laughter.

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator 3 года назад +3

      @@jsb331 I remember that scene, and the blooper from it.
      But I cannot remember when Picard said "subscribe?". 🤷‍♂️

    • @baljot1231
      @baljot1231 3 года назад +5

      @@TheNoiseySpectator I believe it’s in the scene where he’s talking to Data about terrorism, ie “I don’t subscribe to the idea that violence…” I can’t remember the rest of the line

  • @artman2oo3
    @artman2oo3 3 года назад +53

    I LOL’ed when Riker is like “uh huh... I see that.”

  • @darkcoeficient
    @darkcoeficient 3 года назад +159

    I want to hear this Barkley talk about potential yield increases of bean harvesting.

    • @namal007
      @namal007 3 года назад +2

      As long as he doesn’t talk to me about my cars extended warranty

    • @beno22iscool
      @beno22iscool 3 года назад +1

      You actually need to grow the beans in the Croatian caves. Best bean soil, and that should compensate for the need of sunlight.

    • @l33tster
      @l33tster 3 года назад +1

      Analysis has concluded commander! It's a resounding 'LOTS'

    • @jasonpye4649
      @jasonpye4649 3 года назад

      😐 k

    • @jasonpye4649
      @jasonpye4649 3 года назад

      @@beno22iscool maybe it's the best soil, I wouldn't know, but don't they need light to grow? How is it going to get light in caves in Croatia?

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 3 года назад +16

    "Geordie, if you'd like to assist me?"
    "Are you kidding?!? I'm right behind you. I want to see this myself..."

  •  3 года назад +32

    2:00 Every programmer when hearing what the marketing guy sold to the client

    • @xn85d2
      @xn85d2 3 года назад +7

      Hahaha! Underrated comment.

  • @Ro9ge
    @Ro9ge 3 года назад +32

    No you can't, don't even try!

  • @davenathan2002
    @davenathan2002 3 года назад +69

    That end: "Reg never has black coffee at home..."

    • @zagnorch1336
      @zagnorch1336 3 года назад +18

      Surely, you can't be serious.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 года назад +20

      “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley” 😂

    • @Briansgate
      @Briansgate 3 года назад +6

      @@kellyweingart3692 A meeting in the Ready Room? What is it?

    • @davajita
      @davajita 3 года назад +8

      @@Briansgate It's a space off the main bridge that functions as the Captain's office, but that's not important right now.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 3 года назад +6

      "I guess it's not my week to stop sniffing glue!"

  • @Miimu5210
    @Miimu5210 3 года назад +138

    Barkley should have stayed as this confident iteration. What a boon he would have been to the Enterprise.

    • @Knightfall182
      @Knightfall182 3 года назад +10

      He would have been the Michael Burnham before Michael Burnham

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 3 года назад +18

      And how boring he would have been to us.

    • @betotrono
      @betotrono 3 года назад +10

      Well he was a boon to Voyager!

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 3 года назад +11

      Would have been an older version of Wesley Crusher…

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 3 года назад +14

      A supergenius on the ship solving everything would unbalance the whole show and ruin conflict.

  • @njstar8612
    @njstar8612 3 года назад +14

    Gotta love the cut to puzzled Troi, insightful as always.

  • @Mike-jl2kp
    @Mike-jl2kp 3 года назад +24

    So funny the way he looks at Le Forge "instead of ..... one by one"!

    • @SinewRending
      @SinewRending 3 года назад +2

      I caught that too.

    • @Chrissanders28246
      @Chrissanders28246 3 года назад +3

      Shots fired for sure but le forge Took it like a champ

    • @johndoeboston123
      @johndoeboston123 8 месяцев назад +1

      _"One by one."_ Problem is, this sort of snarkiness toward a superior officer-or _anybody_ for that matter-is unheard of on the Enterprise D. Very, very much out of place. (In S07 "The Gambit", Worf muttered the word "finally" under his breath and Acting Captain Data tore him a new one.)

  • @jebclang9403
    @jebclang9403 3 года назад +95

    Ready in 2 days: Said every programmer ever.

    • @davecheesefish
      @davecheesefish 3 года назад +8

      As a programmer I find th // TODO: write rest of comment

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +6

      Yep, ready in two days, then all that is left is debugging, alpha testing, beta testing, and continual debugging.

    • @jebclang9403
      @jebclang9403 3 года назад +1

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle Yeah but Broccoli has super big brain now. He doesn't need to.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +1

      @@jebclang9403 They don't know he has big brain, they think him talking out of ass.

    • @jebclang9403
      @jebclang9403 3 года назад

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle Well isn't that always the case 😂 Stay strong-uh

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 3 года назад +13

    I love how when after Riker asked Barclay to describe how he strengthened the Enterprise's shields after Barclay started explaining Riker's eyes were glazing over😀.

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono 3 года назад +20

    Riker is fucking hilarious. "Uh huh. I see that."

  • @drake8050
    @drake8050 3 года назад +13

    0:41 - That strut complete with head bob.

    • @zagnorch1336
      @zagnorch1336 3 года назад +6

      He's finally building up all the Chad energy he's been denied his entire life.

  • @Mmacrossfirekenai
    @Mmacrossfirekenai 3 года назад +23

    Troi realized she should have ate her broccoli sprouts in this scene

  • @retluoc
    @retluoc 3 года назад +41

    I love the look on Troy's face, she can sense his new intelligence and confidence. But LaForge was right...they should have shut the system down until it was ready to be repaired. Broccoli was able to stop the overload, but he should have anticipated that possibility.

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 10 месяцев назад +4

      tbf, up til that point the computer had always been faster than him.

    • @ValiantWrestling
      @ValiantWrestling 8 месяцев назад

      It's Barclay, not Barkley.
      Jfc...🙄🙄🙄
      You're on the internet and still can't be bothered looking ip how to spell his surname correctly.

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 8 месяцев назад

      Which bridge do you live under? 😁
      There, I "fixed" it, troll. 😆😆😆

  • @ModestNeophyte
    @ModestNeophyte 3 года назад +8

    When Barclay left the Observation Lounge, I'm surprised nobody just stopped and said "are we not going to talk about what just happened here?"

  • @KrisMinnear
    @KrisMinnear 3 года назад +5

    Riker: "Whaaatt!!!"
    Picard: "You OK Number One?"
    Riker: "Sorry, Sir; Just a hairball."

  • @justanotherlikeyou
    @justanotherlikeyou 3 года назад +54

    The rule of Star Fleet: Be smarter than the average cadet, but just as dumb as everyone else. Otherwise, they'll play foreboding music whenever you propose solutions to their problems.

  • @nateh8syou
    @nateh8syou 3 года назад +5

    I can have these beans ready in 2 days.
    Riker: WHAT?!

  • @CrazyshadowTalksFootball
    @CrazyshadowTalksFootball 3 года назад +72

    If Barkley still had this level of IQ when he joined the Pathfinder Project, He would have waltzed into Admiral Paris’ office and would have said ‘I could have your son and Voyager back in the Alpha Quadrant in two days!’ Then would have walked out of the room. Very next episode, Voyager would have been back home and that series would have ended!! 🤣

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 3 года назад +8

      It's more amazing he did all that without enhancements to his brain.

    • @cyberfux
      @cyberfux 3 года назад +3

      Still a better ending than Endgame!

    • @HM2SGT
      @HM2SGT 3 года назад +3

      🤔Wouldn’t that have deprived us of years of episodes of… oh. Oh, I see. 😳😹

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 2 года назад +1

      And if Starfleet was corporate capitalist, Paris might have said: _"Two days" sounds an awful lot like "today." ... And who needs to eat or sleep within one day?_

  • @MisterFusion113
    @MisterFusion113 3 года назад +12

    I've heard plenty of confident "two days" programming estimates, the Argus Array is doomed. 🤣

    • @ironfist7789
      @ironfist7789 11 месяцев назад

      That doesn't even leave time for staring at the screen procrastinating

  • @HeKnowsNowForever
    @HeKnowsNowForever 3 года назад +4

    I Love these scenes! Even when I was a kiddo. The way that Riker was lost, in both scenes, just kills me. Excellent spacing of scenes.

  • @TheFiddleFaddle
    @TheFiddleFaddle 11 месяцев назад +2

    Troi's got that confused "Wait am I attracted to Barclay?" look in her eye.

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune Год назад +2

    You can tell Barclay's upgraded in this episode because he casually does the most dominant gesture: the" Picard" manuever (shirt tug)

  • @TheRealSevYT
    @TheRealSevYT 10 месяцев назад +1

    Troi: Barclay _never_ acts like this. His behavior seems wildly erratic. Something feels very wrong here.
    Also Troi: I should keep this information to myself, just in case.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 3 года назад +9

    *Argus Array:* "I hab problems"
    *Barclay NEO:* "Now's my chance to be a BIG SHOT."

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax 3 года назад

      First thing, fix the Argus Array's ability to speak English.

    • @SuperDuperJamer
      @SuperDuperJamer 3 года назад +1

      Love seeing some Deltarune fans in the Star Trek fandom! Wow, I just feel that's unlikely, but so cool to see how cultures crossover. I spose culture crossover is one of Star Trek's main themes!

    • @rakninja
      @rakninja 3 года назад +1

      @@SuperDuperJamer as well as actual crossovers. back in the day, webster had an episode where he went to the enterprise and hung out with worf. much more recently, there was a comic book crossover with the transformers. and that wasent even the first time that's happened.
      but it does make a lot of sense that there's crossover. mean think about it, the mission of the enterprise is to explore the "darkness," making friends with as many "monsters" as possible.

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert 3 года назад +2

    "Aha, I see that," Riker said, totally not seeing that.

  • @geraldpatterson3903
    @geraldpatterson3903 3 года назад +2

    2:13 Troi:. "Damn! I want a piece of that confident man!"

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 9 месяцев назад +1

    It's a bad sign when you're smarter than Data. "It would take 7 weeks" - "Nope, two days."

  • @Knightfall182
    @Knightfall182 3 года назад +12

    2:07 Troi realizing she's gonna be counselling this schmuck for the next 20 years..

  • @johndoeboston123
    @johndoeboston123 8 месяцев назад +1

    "One by one." Great acting! Only problem is, this sort of snarkiness toward a superior officer-or _anybody_ for that matter-is unheard of on the Enterprise D. (In S07 "The Gambit", Worf muttered "finally" under his breath and Acting Captain Data tore him a new one.) Yet nobody bats an eye here.

  • @3Rayfire
    @3Rayfire 3 года назад +7

    So he used the Main Deflector to boost the shields, using the warp coils to magnify the effect. Yeah, simple.

    • @drozcompany4132
      @drozcompany4132 3 года назад

      Warp power to the shields. They said that too, I'm sure of it.

  • @TommyRayzer
    @TommyRayzer 10 месяцев назад +1

    I am willing to bet that Jonathan Frakes was not told what Barclay was going to say and to have a normal human reaction to it. So he was given an opportunity to react to technobabble in a realistic way instead of having to pretend to understand.

  • @MinutemanOutdoors
    @MinutemanOutdoors 10 месяцев назад +1

    Riker - speaking: "Oh I see"
    Riker - internally: "I'm sick of this nerd stuff why can't we play football."

  • @jeffreychongsathien
    @jeffreychongsathien Год назад +2

    The Federation's enemies were stunned to learn they could now increase their shield strength by 300%.

  • @alanstringer.
    @alanstringer. 2 года назад +1

    "I feel... I feel that Barclay is a lot more attractive than he used to be for some reason."

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 3 года назад +40

    I LOVE how Barkley actually had the BALLS to INTERRUPT Captain Picard! (He even did the "Picard Maneuver: when he stood up.)
    AND when he was finished, he just strode boldly out of the room! Like - "Meeting is over. Because I said so."
    A great scene chocked FULL of great reactions!
    Riker - "uh huh, I get that,"
    Barkley - "No you DON'T, you faker!"
    Forlorn look from Troi. . . . ."Damn. I just lost my most profitable patient! PLUS he hasn't tried to sneak a peak at my cleavage even ONCE!"

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 3 года назад +4

      I've seen her knockers, they're not that impressive.

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 3 года назад +4

      @@freddie-fucknmercury891 Agreed. But I figured it made for an amusing joke.
      I supposed I COULD have said, "He hasn't stared at my ASS even once!" instead.
      But personally, Troi (along with Kes) tends to rank near the Bottom of my "Sci Fi eye-candy Babes" List.
      (With Princess Leia, 7 of 9, & Aeryn Sun, near the TOP.)

    • @josephsheranda
      @josephsheranda 3 года назад +2

      @@freddie-fucknmercury891
      I wouldn't kick her out of my bed then or even now.

    • @cmdrgarbage1895
      @cmdrgarbage1895 3 года назад +1

      @@sharkdentures3247 Sex jokes don't really fit in tng, perhaps ds9

    • @twistedblast5253
      @twistedblast5253 3 года назад

      Plus he waited for everyone to turn their chairs to face him only to immediately walk around them and have them spin to face him again

  • @twoeightythreez
    @twoeightythreez 10 месяцев назад +1

    One of my only pet peeves about TNG is the character development amnesia used as plot armor. How is it that the CHENG of the flagship of the Federation doesn't know what "critical" means regarding a reactor?
    I mean, if you were gonna do a science heavy episode, at least go to a Nuke and ask a few questions 😂
    Even I was just a lowly IC on the Nimitz and even I know that "critical" basically means the reactor is "turned on".
    No wonder the Enterprise has so many issues with her engines 😂😂😂
    Fusion reactors are even easier, just turn them off, no need to worry about meltdown!
    But still love the show and all its characters nonetheless, loved growing up with this show.

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr 3 года назад +3

    Riker: Yeah, sure, anti-attenuator, gotcha, of course...

  • @brendamiddleton8194
    @brendamiddleton8194 7 месяцев назад +1

    Reg: if you could assist me in the morning, Commander
    Geordi: (condescending snort) sure, Reg
    I hated Geordi's attitude toward Reg in this episode! It was as if Geordi felt no one else was allowed to be brilliant except Geordi!

    • @argvminusone
      @argvminusone 5 месяцев назад

      To be fair, I'd be intimidated too, if my least-reliable colleague suddenly became hyper-competent.

  • @chrisklecker
    @chrisklecker 8 месяцев назад

    That "what" still echos to this day in the galaxy.

  • @thedopplereffect00
    @thedopplereffect00 10 месяцев назад +1

    Senior software engineers hate being out classed by the new guy

  • @wellzy999
    @wellzy999 3 года назад +1

    The "one by one" comment Barkley makes at Geordie is so damn snarky.

  • @mainerockflour3462
    @mainerockflour3462 10 месяцев назад +1

    Diana Troi: OMG! A real man...😍

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 9 месяцев назад +1

    So nobody thought to ask "and how do you propose to accomplish this?"

  • @ABCDyeahyeahyeah
    @ABCDyeahyeahyeah Год назад

    The camera panning to Troi is hilarious in that she seems to be seriously considering the power of B(arclay)DE.

  • @lattitude01
    @lattitude01 3 года назад +1

    i liked this episode, but ngl in retrospect its pretty much a " why didn't anyone take any notes?! moment in every following episode " shields are down to 80%" hmmm... oh right, we can tripple the strength of them with a macro command. or like, "hmm screw warp travel, lets just tell voyager how to open a rift in space to get home " xD

  • @PsiQ
    @PsiQ 11 месяцев назад +2

    Still love the Idea of an Anti-Emergency-Off..
    Main Systems get damaged, all subsystems go into a critical state within a kinda too short time.
    Must be the same exploding consoles company. Yes Chernobyl did happen, in ONE of the reactors, but these are also supposed to be separated reactors.
    After the repair i would also leave them separated or at least with better local backups.

    • @twoeightythreez
      @twoeightythreez 10 месяцев назад +1

      Especially regarding a fusion reactor
      All they had to do was remove the fuel tank, it would've shutdown pretty quickly and without issue

    • @argvminusone
      @argvminusone 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@twoeightythreez Yeah, a lot of folks don't realize that fusion is the opposite of fission, not only literally but also in the sense that it has the opposite failure mode: if something goes wrong, the reaction fizzles out rather than going runaway.
      It's a very elegant and safe way to generate power. If only we could make it work…

  • @tomdumb6937
    @tomdumb6937 3 года назад +3

    2:07
    Deana; "he's so haawwwwttt!!!"

  • @Parasmunt
    @Parasmunt 3 месяца назад

    Troi is giving him the look and reaction he only used to get from her in a holodeck.

  • @TerraByron
    @TerraByron 3 года назад +1

    Good ol Lieutenant Broccoli.

  • @macknoeth4851
    @macknoeth4851 7 месяцев назад +1

    Counselor Troi gave him that look like she sensed some moistness lol

  • @cgraham6
    @cgraham6 10 месяцев назад

    That’s the same look that Ferengi had on his face when Riker was explaining the Enterprise’s computer systems to him.

  • @skipsch
    @skipsch 3 года назад +1

    Deanna wants that broccoli

  • @Josh_Fredman
    @Josh_Fredman 3 года назад +1

    Commander Riker remembered that one for when the captain was turned into a kiddo and the Ferengi took over the Enterprise.

  • @orlock20
    @orlock20 3 года назад +1

    Do know that at his last job, he was known as "Howling Mad" Murdock? Would you trust a guy given that name?

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 3 года назад

      It's a good kind of crazy, as his previous boss said.

  • @KevinBenecke
    @KevinBenecke 5 месяцев назад

    I really liked this episode because Barclay became confident in himself afterwards.

  • @isaac_abraham_1
    @isaac_abraham_1 Год назад +9

    As a 20 year veteran in the software industry, Barclay comes across as any enthusiastic junior dev who has yet to experience the joys of actually having to live up to their own estimation commitment. 2 days would've been the MVP that only supported one module. 2 months for supporting multiple modules and you know it would've been buggy as hell. On go live the whole thing would've probably chained anyway because he screwed up the release.

    • @RainbowManification
      @RainbowManification 10 месяцев назад

      Dude could’ve said a week then taken it easy.

    • @argvminusone
      @argvminusone 5 месяцев назад

      Imagine how intimidated you'd be, though, if you met a new guy who made promises like that and actually delivered.
      I'd be wondering what the hell I'm going to do for a living from now on.

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 3 года назад

    Barclay: *spouts genius technobabble at Riker*
    Riker: "Aha. I see that."
    Me: "Aha... I also see that."

  • @jdb2002
    @jdb2002 3 года назад +2

    Well, Miss Troi? I can tell you sense something amiss. Care to share with the rest of the class? No? Okay, then.

  • @HawkGTboy
    @HawkGTboy 10 месяцев назад

    This is one of my favorite TNG episodes.

  • @heedmywarning2792
    @heedmywarning2792 3 года назад +1

    2:10 script change:
    "Mr. Barclay, I have something that is 'out of whack' and I need you come to my quarters, immediately".

  • @humanrightsadvocate
    @humanrightsadvocate 7 месяцев назад

    This is the first time Data comes up with a completely over the top estimation.

  • @unclejoker9975
    @unclejoker9975 11 месяцев назад +1

    Deanna: That m**********r's NOT real!!!

  • @demariushenderson1802
    @demariushenderson1802 8 месяцев назад

    I’ve watched so much Star Trek over the years, that I actually understood what Barclay said 😂

  • @Audienc4u
    @Audienc4u 9 месяцев назад

    Diana Troy... "A background character is becoming a main character.. that's not normal.."

  • @malcolmt7883
    @malcolmt7883 3 года назад

    A man can do anything he puts his mind to, provided he has enough beans.

  • @westrim
    @westrim 3 года назад +6

    Barclay aside, the design of the array is terrible. There's no backup for the central computer? The fusion reactors don't have individual systems to run them if the central system fails? Fusion reactors that can explode, instead of failing safe? This thing was a disaster waiting to happen.

    • @twoeightythreez
      @twoeightythreez 10 месяцев назад +2

      It would be an impressive feat to even design a Fusion power reactor that would be capable of even staying lit off without computer control, let alone exploding violently.
      It takes a lot of very smart people to even make a fusion BOMB. 😂
      This episode was one of the sillier ones, i mean cmon the CHENG of the ENTERPRISE doesn't even know what "critical" means regarding a reaxtor.

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 11 месяцев назад

    'I see that..' lol, Riker was totally lost.

  • @Jagar_Tharn
    @Jagar_Tharn 3 года назад

    2:07
    Troi: I sense your disbelief, Will.

  • @martywood9299
    @martywood9299 3 года назад

    dang it! i didn't change clips fast enough and I had to hear the "bean" song! Now it is stuck I my head...........again!

  • @bartsanders1553
    @bartsanders1553 9 месяцев назад

    Reg over here inventing space calculus

  • @MrShadowpanther3
    @MrShadowpanther3 3 года назад +1

    I could have it ready in two days?
    That is a BOLD statement... Who do you think you are? Scotty?
    But... I would happily spend those two days exploring your solution if it will save us seven weeks. At that point, a day or two makes no difference. Make it so Mr. Barkley!

  • @jester5370
    @jester5370 3 года назад

    "Failure to do so would represent an incalculable scientific loss of beans"

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 3 года назад +1

    Even in the 24th century there are still guys who act snarky when they don't get something. Riker really is the "everyman" of this series.

    • @hawkstringfellow
      @hawkstringfellow 3 года назад

      Agree which is what nu trek is missing aswell an everyman or woman no relatable characters in nutrek
      I cant relate to tilly shes fat and doesn't try hard enough, micheal is too fucking emotional and gets everything right,
      Two smart guys are gay iam straight cant relate there, dam STD WTF I guess that leaves Lorca wait bad guy Pike no too dont know new spock no not quinto tv character change too soon for me dam STD WTF

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 3 года назад +1

    This is so rough. How do you say it without insulting the man?
    "We became suspicious of something else going on."
    "Well...what...I mean, why suspicious? What seemed off?"
    "*ahem* You were suddenly a competent officer."
    "...I hate Starfleet."

  • @justanotherlikeyou
    @justanotherlikeyou 3 года назад

    I think Barclay was attempting to describe the Retro Encabulator to Riker. I can understand Riker's confusion. The Retro Encabulator is an amazing piece of engineering, even if it is nearly impossible to explain to a layman.

  • @BlueBoxRevan
    @BlueBoxRevan 3 года назад

    That moment when Troi kept her mouth shut.... And the viewers rejoiced.

  • @deepcow
    @deepcow 3 года назад +2

    Great episode.

  • @seanharvey8507
    @seanharvey8507 7 месяцев назад

    "It just occurred to me that I could set up a frequency harmonic between the deflector and the shield grid using the warp field generator as a powerflow antiattenuator, and that, of course, naturally created an amplification of the inherent energy output."
    Simple.

  • @Gustavo-The-Great
    @Gustavo-The-Great 3 года назад +3

    Uh-huh, I see that...
    Stop lying, Riker.

  • @stevengalloway8052
    @stevengalloway8052 3 года назад

    🤔 For a moment there, when Barclay walked into the room, I thought Picard was being sarcastic. With his beans, of course... 😆

  • @ralph3333
    @ralph3333 7 месяцев назад

    Artificial human: Seven weeks.
    Augmented human: It came to me in the shower.

  • @charlesvan13
    @charlesvan13 2 года назад

    The silly part of this episode is that they all get spooked because Barklay is really smart and confident.

  • @cranbers
    @cranbers 6 месяцев назад

    Jordi was vert worried about his job at that point ha.

  • @Zoomer30_
    @Zoomer30_ 3 года назад

    The arrogance of Barkley to get up and do the Picard Maneuver as we walks up to Geordi.

  • @lokidecat
    @lokidecat 3 года назад +1

    Still one of my favorite episodes.

  • @nickg2550
    @nickg2550 3 года назад +2

    0:25 He sounds like Kosinski with his fake technobabble.

    • @havok531
      @havok531 3 года назад

      Star Trek has always been big on the "treknobabble".

  • @LtPowers
    @LtPowers 9 месяцев назад

    The only reason for Troi to be in that conference room was to give that meaningful glance at the end.