the fucking one liners he uses in his scripts are so god damn funny I've never gotten so many hilarious stick lines from one video before watching this guy "We give him the option to scramble like an egg, but he chooses to fold like an omelette." that alone deserves a sub
so you finished for the worthy waffle: yes and not the bees waffle: yes congratuitlations, here is another burnout, 3 weeks of depression and *another* terraria seed for you
Having finally suffered through my first master mode playthrough, I approve of this more excruciating suffering. Watching someone else suffer more than I have brings me endless joy.
Now do journey mode don’t use any cheats but you set the difficulty to master mode, the enemy spawn rate to max, always night on a for the worthy seed for maximum suffering
Think of how much F U N we'll have in about a hundred years when both tmodloader and calamity get updated to 1.14 and we can enjoy death master mode. Fortheworthy seed optional.
no so fr waffle, i honestly believe that you're right, the health potions probably taste like a neven nastier version of the liquid dayquil, while mana potions are way more fun and taste really nice.
I can go further Mana potions can be drank constantly, but it can lower your damage. You can drink a slushy more than once, but if you drink it too fast, it gives you a brain freeze Health potions cannot be drank more than once a minute. cough syrup shouldn’t be drank more than once per hour.
Having been following you and knowing you(I guess?) since basically the start of your channel it’s so fucking cool to see how much the quality of your videos has improved and how much your channel has grown waffle. Don’t change carson this videos are the best fucking thing ever
6:51 'I have never died to the goblin invasion this much in my entire existence' The 2 straight hours of mediumcore getfixedboi stunlock hell in my back pocket
Back when I did this on Master Mode, i basically spent the 1st 10 hours solely in the underground Desert because it was *easier* than the jungle. I chucked massive amounts of bombs and grenades through it and got a bunch of ores and Armor that way. And this is the only world with a legitimate use for the Frost Legion - beating it twice gives enough snow to create a snow biome for drops like the Ice Cores or Amaroks.
I am loving your content Waffle, you have some of the best jokes and one liners. "Because no matter where i go, I am stuck and fucked. The merchant and I are immediately bukkake'd to death and sent to the seventh circle of hell." Keep up the content man, it's really entertaining.
Hey Waffle, I hope you’re alright The whole “this god damn Terraria experience has driven my over the edge thing” and “words can not describe what my brain is feeling” has me a little worried is all Maybe take a break, call your family, hang out with Adrian for a while if possible, just something other than pure suffering for the enjoyment of others, y’know? Just so you know, I am not, in fact, just here to see you suffer without end, but rather here for the witty one-liners and creativity that you display. Even if it just so happens that rage is what powers the one-liner factory, the point remains that the one-liners are what I like, not you intentionally suffering in excess of what is humanly necessary Anyway, take care Waffle, and fare thee well
@@fffddddgkjf2024 I am aware that (at least primarily) it is a joke- I just figured, better safe than sorry, y’know? I’ve certainly used humor to cover over pain in the past myself, so I at least assume it to be reasonably possible, though not necessarily the case
Ah yes, the endless cycle of WaffleTime's suffering indeed brings me absolute, marvelous and SUCCulent J O Y. Every time I see that death screen it makes my own suffering a bit less painful, as well as brings a slightest smirk on my face while Im thinking "You died again, but you wont give up, my king, I know it, we're into this masochist shit together". Anyways, great content, dropped a fattest like I ever did and smashed that sub button so hard, probably even harder than Waffle smashing his head on the wall after this Terraria run.
when you upload these videos i feel like a little kid on Christmas day getting the thing they have been asking for for over 8 months, i cannot describe my love for this content in words, looking forward to the next one. Long live the star cannon.
I'm really enjoying your Terraria videos, every day I get to see you wish for death in the same tone of voice you've had throughout the rest of the video is a good one.
hi waffletime im ur biggest fan ever i watch your videos alot when im bored ur videos are very entertaining and u helped me with the bosses in terraria with ur tutorial videos ur the whole reason i beat terraria Thank You Waffletime hope u notice
I’m glad I could help! :) thank you so much for the kind words, I’m so happy you’re enjoying the content, and I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe!
5:43 Speaking of progress we actually made it to hell. I can't wait to see how horrible it is in there...not because it's hell but because it's bee hell. This line brings me great joy.
Hey waffle time, just a tip, a fast way to collect stars is to build a massive platform across the top of the world and just run it back and forth. Set up takes a little longer but you're able to get a ton more ammo much quicker.
Just letting you know, if ever you do a play through and you can’t hunt for sharks in the ocean, you should wait for a hardmode sandstorm to happen and kill the sand shark that spawn that have a chance to drop the shark fins you need.
31:04 My Solar pillar method is the snowman cannon- the little spinny [RUclips no-no swear word] can’t reflect mini nukes, and the snowman cannon has homing. It takes an unfortunate amount of grinding, both for the cannon itself and for the shroomite for ammo at the autohammer, but god is worth it for the solar pillar to not be an absolute nightmare for once. Just a partial nightmare instead Anyway, hope your wife picks up the phone, I know she’s busy with the alien’s on a _business meeting_ but I can only assume the Chadcock Mcstardragon will come to collect his due and indeed will at least be doing something akin to swiping it like a credit card so that he might be paid for his time
Actually you could get the mega shark the sand elementals. There are sand shark attacks where they come up and there’s a 12.5% chance for a shark fin to drop
With every challenge, waffle looses his sanity by a tremendous amount. In a year of so his videos will consist of hours of unedited footage of him gargling on some dish soap.
Something about WaffleTime and an ever increasing amount of suffering during the content creation process just makes the joke quality on the videos sky rocket through the roof. I mean sure it's funny when he dies to King slime twice but the perpetual state of ass blasting that he receives during the Pillar Men phase just makes the video, and my day. All the best Waffle
The way this man expresses his game play really put you into the experience (without the fucking torture he goes through) and it feels like a legal meth
*Waffletime fights the Lunatic Cultist Meanwhile, he has equipped incredibly outstanding accessories such as Charm of Myths, Power Glove or the Star Veil.
YES, A NEW VIDEO These always have me crying laughing dude, amazing content and amazing scripts all around I wish i had a crumb of the funny you beautiful man possess 10/10
I really appreciate you efforts playing terraria in that hard difficulty just to make a video for us! Bro you can take more than 3 month to make those quality videos 🖤🖤
If Im going to be honest I play terraria and then play these videos just to listen to wafletime's soothing voice and then still get a good laugh out of it.
Normally i never watch long videos in general because they can get boring but you make it so well entertained that i just watch the whole damn thing. I had to 100% sub to you, you deserve WAY more attention :)
Haven’t watched this yet (and I might not yet because it’s been a long day and it’s very late and while sleep is for the weak, weak am I), I’m extremely hyped to see you’ve uploaded!
It’d be a sick video to beat the game using the order that the achievements show up in the achievements list, considering things like “Survive your first full night” and “obtain a summoning item” show up later on the list than “Killing mf Wall of Flesh”
the fucking one liners he uses in his scripts are so god damn funny
I've never gotten so many hilarious stick lines from one video before watching this guy
"We give him the option to scramble like an egg, but he chooses to fold like an omelette."
that alone deserves a sub
yeah that CalebCity reference really got me xD
But not like a cheap RUclips sub one of those juicy twitch subs that actually cost money
Merchant and him were bukakked
"We died frequently because all hardmode enemies are BTS stans and BTS isn't our favorite artist"
wasn't that funny
you damn king you finally uploaded it
You heard him. He loves you.
Damn I feel like every Terraria youtuber knows eachother.
Adrian
I didnt even realize this was uplodaded 13 hours ago, i thought it was an old video
@@flamee6969 holy shit it was I thought it was old as well
Adrian our beloved.
so you finished for the worthy
waffle: yes
and not the bees
waffle: yes
congratuitlations, here is another burnout, 3 weeks of depression and *another* terraria seed for you
Mmm yes I like my three weeks of depression served COLD
@@WaffleTime personally, I like it toasted, but I see where your coming from. You ever had it with vanilla? It tastes great!
@@WaffleTime lmao love your content and just in generally your voice lmao
@@Xa3l I love you more ❤️
@@WaffleTime are you cheating on me????
these last 3 “super” terraria builds have had me dying. best terraria yt out there. never have I laughed out loud like this over a yt video
Having finally suffered through my first master mode playthrough, I approve of this more excruciating suffering. Watching someone else suffer more than I have brings me endless joy.
Now do journey mode don’t use any cheats but you set the difficulty to master mode, the enemy spawn rate to max, always night on a for the worthy seed for maximum suffering
@NoahOnSchoolWifi so you're telling me there's a chance
Think of how much F U N we'll have in about a hundred years when both tmodloader and calamity get updated to 1.14 and we can enjoy death master mode. Fortheworthy seed optional.
@NoahOnSchoolWifi
*_ALMOST_*
Now do all of that with calamity malice mode
25:16
“Getting gf is temporary, mining chlorophytes are eternal”
Sigma waffle
Based
I want to see WaffleTime do a no tools playthrough where he has to use bombs to do everything while also in master mode
He wouldnt be able to mine most ores
Oh sweet mother of god
@@WaffleTime That is a weird way to say yes
@@RadParkour fishing for hard mode ores
but for post mech boss ores idk man
no so fr waffle, i honestly believe that you're right, the health potions probably taste like a neven nastier version of the liquid dayquil, while mana potions are way more fun and taste really nice.
I can go further
Mana potions can be drank constantly, but it can lower your damage. You can drink a slushy more than once, but if you drink it too fast, it gives you a brain freeze
Health potions cannot be drank more than once a minute. cough syrup shouldn’t be drank more than once per hour.
Another damn treasure trove of content! This was absolutely hilarious!
Thank you homie!! I'm glad you enjoyed! :D
@@WaffleTime your suffering is always enjoyable buddy
@@Syrianlove678 lmao
Having been following you and knowing you(I guess?) since basically the start of your channel it’s so fucking cool to see how much the quality of your videos has improved and how much your channel has grown waffle. Don’t change carson this videos are the best fucking thing ever
Thank you sir yeet :') You've been here since like 500 subs, thank you for being here for so long
oh boy am i ready for some of that spicy waffletime content
Same bro
Let's GO
This is exactly how I felt upon seeing this thumbnail
Ohhhh yeahhhh
Or shoot up some coke and go with the drunk seed.
6:51 'I have never died to the goblin invasion this much in my entire existence'
The 2 straight hours of mediumcore getfixedboi stunlock hell in my back pocket
Cracked as always, can’t wait for the next *succulent* video
YOU'RE cracked
@@WaffleTime my ass is cracked
Played this with 3 other people, and we died constantly at the beginning, seeing you carry it alone is so impressive to watch
Back when I did this on Master Mode, i basically spent the 1st 10 hours solely in the underground Desert because it was *easier* than the jungle. I chucked massive amounts of bombs and grenades through it and got a bunch of ores and Armor that way.
And this is the only world with a legitimate use for the Frost Legion - beating it twice gives enough snow to create a snow biome for drops like the Ice Cores or Amaroks.
i was stuck trying to get plantera to grow because i had to beat skeletron prime and i thought the dungeon guardian counted
@@cyprezz_ W- WHY?!?!
@@aandafunlist2824 lol i know right
@@cyprezz_ No like HOW DID YOU BEAT THE GUARDIAN AT THAT POINT AND WHY WOULD IT COUNT AS SKELETRON PRIME!?!?!?!?!
@@aandafunlist2824 well i used the mappy railgun you should look into it, couldve got patched though
"I have never died this much to the goblin invasion" If only he knew what was in store for him
MY GOD I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE EXSITENCE LMAO
"I AM GONNA TAKE THIS OUT ON MY KIDS IN THE FUTURE "
I personally love this seed, I’ve always wanted more bees. I’m glad to see the Terraria devs giving people what they want.
Burn
@@Limathebean so I’m assuming you don’t like bees?
i hate bees but like the jungle
this man makes the most unbelievably holy grail of terraria videos
Thank you Thatch my beloved
@@WaffleTime waffletime my beloved
@@thatch7653 what
I am loving your content Waffle, you have some of the best jokes and one liners.
"Because no matter where i go, I am stuck and fucked. The merchant and I are immediately bukkake'd to death and sent to the seventh circle of hell."
Keep up the content man, it's really entertaining.
we gon have a good time in WaffleTime Inc.
"I get boned. HARD"
-WaffleTime 2021
We'll have to add that one to the wall of fame
@@WaffleTime wof
10:18 happy to announce that as of right now you have 3 entire results on r34, congratulations
I've never played Terraria. I don't know what's going on. I do, however, share your pain and possess a newfound fear of bees.
I recommend it highly. This video is not a good representation of the game 🤣
@@PlushyCascade82 id say its a perfect representation of the game, minus all the bees. youll never find a beehive. bees dont exist. fuck you
Terraria is an amazing game you should play it
The fact that he just “mysteriously” acquired the traveling merchant hat after not selling him a weapon.
Hey Waffle,
I hope you’re alright
The whole “this god damn Terraria experience has driven my over the edge thing” and “words can not describe what my brain is feeling” has me a little worried is all
Maybe take a break, call your family, hang out with Adrian for a while if possible, just something other than pure suffering for the enjoyment of others, y’know?
Just so you know, I am not, in fact, just here to see you suffer without end, but rather here for the witty one-liners and creativity that you display. Even if it just so happens that rage is what powers the one-liner factory, the point remains that the one-liners are what I like, not you intentionally suffering in excess of what is humanly necessary
Anyway, take care Waffle, and fare thee well
He is joking lol
@@fffddddgkjf2024 I am aware that (at least primarily) it is a joke- I just figured, better safe than sorry, y’know? I’ve certainly used humor to cover over pain in the past myself, so I at least assume it to be reasonably possible, though not necessarily the case
The unbridled sincerity here is so fucking sweet and i hope ppl recognize that lol it's rare
Ah yes, the endless cycle of WaffleTime's suffering indeed brings me absolute, marvelous and SUCCulent J O Y. Every time I see that death screen it makes my own suffering a bit less painful, as well as brings a slightest smirk on my face while Im thinking "You died again, but you wont give up, my king, I know it, we're into this masochist shit together".
Anyways, great content, dropped a fattest like I ever did and smashed that sub button so hard, probably even harder than Waffle smashing his head on the wall after this Terraria run.
2 months is worth the wait for that sweet, delectable waffle content
2 WEEKS!!! fast forward a year later now we're waiting 3 months! ( no offense terararia is hard pixel game)
You are so funny and I love the way you deliver all your lines, glad I found your content recently
when you upload these videos i feel like a little kid on Christmas day getting the thing they have been asking for for over 8 months, i cannot describe my love for this content in words, looking forward to the next one. Long live the star cannon.
Thank you tons home slice!! Long live the star cannon
this channel fucking kills me because the first video i watched, i did not expect dude to have such a sense of humor
6:20 yooo that king kunta bar tho, a fellow kendrick fan
Gotta love To Pimp A Butterfly, timeless classic
I'm really enjoying your Terraria videos, every day I get to see you wish for death in the same tone of voice you've had throughout the rest of the video is a good one.
I started to play games, thanks WaffleTime! You're on fire! Hope you'll upload more of this juicy content:)
Thank you homie! :) Most definitely will upload more like this!
@@WaffleTime how will you manage to inflict simlar, or even more amounts suffering on yourself than this?
@@abfs5470 How about mediumcore?
@@jirachi-m5u oh dear god
the amount of sex jokes in one video is actually just impressive at this point
"we also visit our arms dealer in between his rounds with the nurse" 😳
We all know what goes on in the desert while we aren't there
Yeah, his “rounds” is his bullet rounds, as he is the arms dealer after all, and must sell her lots of bullets.
I was so glad when I found your channel some time ago; your humor is so dry and glorious, bless you
Thank you my king
This man should do a master mode playthrough with "the constant" so now he must worry about hunger.
Well do I have news for you
10:32 Even the zoologist went feral about the world
Shark fins can be obtained in deserts from sand sharks, that spawn during sandstorms.
The more you know...
Physically lost control and *pissed my own bed* laughing. I am 24 and i pissed the bed. You sir, earned my sub a thousandfold.
hi waffletime im ur biggest fan ever i watch your videos alot when im bored ur videos are very entertaining and u helped me with the bosses in terraria with ur tutorial videos ur the whole reason i beat terraria Thank You Waffletime hope u notice
I’m glad I could help! :) thank you so much for the kind words, I’m so happy you’re enjoying the content, and I hope you have a wonderful day and stay safe!
Two years have gone by and the joke at 10:20 aged... let's just say there's 5 now
5:43 Speaking of progress we actually made it to hell. I can't wait to see how horrible it is in there...not because it's hell but because it's bee hell.
This line brings me great joy.
Pee hell
Yeaaahh baby! That's what we've been waiting for, that's what it's all about, woooooo!!
"We need that minishark , and we will sell an ungodly amount of frogs to get it"
- WaffleTime , 2021
watching someone fail in a much harder difficulty while im failing in a easy difficulty makes me feel better about myself
Bro I absolutely love your videos and your line delivery is amazing, keep it up bro!!
Thank you so much bro!!
i do truly love the "oh shit. oh god. oh FUCK" tunnel and i will be taking this term for self-benefit
Hey waffle time, just a tip, a fast way to collect stars is to build a massive platform across the top of the world and just run it back and forth. Set up takes a little longer but you're able to get a ton more ammo much quicker.
please make more videos like this the commentary is just so funny and the editing makes it even more funny love these vids bro keep up the great work
Damn waffletime is hallucinating he thought he beat skeleton prime in his first try
Hope he gets well
This is one of the greatest yt videos I've watched
I have never wanted to see WaffleTime do Calamity more than I do right now. My life would be complete.
This aged well.
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>calamitrash
You see, honey is normally sweet and succulent. This honey however, is bitter and burns going down your throat
Hell yea good to see you again! Lover your content man
Thank you homie!! :D
9:05 this is just perfect xD
I laughed through the first ten minutes non-stop
was the 20 minutes after the 10 minutes a garbage waste of time
The slow descent into madness in a monotone fashion is really something amazing
You're out here making top tier terraria content video after video. Keep it up
i think mana potions taste like pepsi while healing potions taste like coca cola
Wow, who knew there could be a better seed than "for the worthy"
Better?
@@abfs5470 did he stutter?
your metaphors are too good
subbed
Just letting you know, if ever you do a play through and you can’t hunt for sharks in the ocean, you should wait for a hardmode sandstorm to happen and kill the sand shark that spawn that have a chance to drop the shark fins you need.
31:04 My Solar pillar method is the snowman cannon- the little spinny [RUclips no-no swear word] can’t reflect mini nukes, and the snowman cannon has homing. It takes an unfortunate amount of grinding, both for the cannon itself and for the shroomite for ammo at the autohammer, but god is worth it for the solar pillar to not be an absolute nightmare for once. Just a partial nightmare instead
Anyway, hope your wife picks up the phone, I know she’s busy with the alien’s on a _business meeting_ but I can only assume the Chadcock Mcstardragon will come to collect his due and indeed will at least be doing something akin to swiping it like a credit card so that he might be paid for his time
Actually you could get the mega shark the sand elementals. There are sand shark attacks where they come up and there’s a 12.5% chance for a shark fin to drop
19:05
Waffletime is just harvesting souls at this point and saying it like its a completely normal sentence.
With every challenge, waffle looses his sanity by a tremendous amount. In a year of so his videos will consist of hours of unedited footage of him gargling on some dish soap.
Dish soap, nah I think it will be some special mixture filled without things that can kill him.
@@TheUnknown-kw3fl he's maybe insane but he's not suicidal.
2:55 you should try strangling a stress ball until it can’t reform to a ball it really helps me out
Something about WaffleTime and an ever increasing amount of suffering during the content creation process just makes the joke quality on the videos sky rocket through the roof. I mean sure it's funny when he dies to King slime twice but the perpetual state of ass blasting that he receives during the Pillar Men phase just makes the video, and my day.
All the best Waffle
knowing that I'm not the only one who died a lot of times to the early goblin army makes me feel a little bit relieved
The way this man expresses his game play really put you into the experience (without the fucking torture he goes through) and it feels like a legal meth
"Ok but waffle, who was Adrian?"-Waffle's Therapist
*Waffletime fights the Lunatic Cultist
Meanwhile, he has equipped incredibly outstanding accessories such as Charm of Myths, Power Glove or the Star Veil.
I love how calm you sound normally and then just fucking LOSE IT when you get pissed, it’s hilarious!
YES, A NEW VIDEO
These always have me crying laughing dude, amazing content and amazing scripts all around
I wish i had a crumb of the funny you beautiful man possess
10/10
You’re beautifuler 12/10
10:33 looks like the zoologist was having a fun dance sesh there
Babe wake up, waffletime posted
This guy is like Sam O'Nella and Penguiz0 mixed together.
I wanna see WaffleTime suffer through Journey Mode For The Worthy 2.95×, seeing how great Master FTW and this was
- No ores
- No accessories
- No weapons
- No bitches
I really appreciate you efforts playing terraria in that hard difficulty just to make a video for us! Bro you can take more than 3 month to make those quality videos 🖤🖤
Thank you so much homie :')
If Im going to be honest I play terraria and then play these videos just to listen to wafletime's soothing voice and then still get a good laugh out of it.
Who knew existential crisis in a 40 minute video could wind up being soothing after all!
I saw you had a peddler's hat at 6:10 . . .
Did the traveling merchant at the start not meet your standards enough to stay alive?
Well I mean, he had to take his anger out on something.
Literally me at 16:05. My favorite steak type is extra rare (bleu). It actually tastes really good and it’s really hard to get E.coli!!!!!
Normally i never watch long videos in general because they can get boring but you make it so well entertained that i just watch the whole damn thing. I had to 100% sub to you, you deserve WAY more attention :)
13:08 the amount of stars lost in that 5 seconds makes me cry
Cant wait for him to do Master Mode with The Constant seed. Thats going to be enjoyable tow atch
Yo I am like 4:23 in. Wtf?! 😂 I LOVE your humor and video style! How did the RUclips algorithm not think to recommend you?! 😂
Ahh yes waffle time content *crisp*
24:23 "It's not always about the money, Spiderman."
It's about drive , it's about powe~
Haven’t watched this yet (and I might not yet because it’s been a long day and it’s very late and while sleep is for the weak, weak am I), I’m extremely hyped to see you’ve uploaded!
Been watching since 100,000 subs and still the old videos hit every time I watch them keep it up
I did not know that seed existed
And for how many times i died queen slime
*I regret knowing it*
This man has a different stereo type for the temple enemies and golem for every fucking episode its so funny💀.
Terraria journey mode x10 spawns. That will be “fun”
This man deserves a million subs. This man's comedy makes my day everyday!
“Never have to do this playthrough again”
Seed combinations in 1.4.5, comma, smileyface.
13:10 to think Waffle may have been the one to inspire the evil falling stars on the zenith seed
It’d be a sick video to beat the game using the order that the achievements show up in the achievements list, considering things like “Survive your first full night” and “obtain a summoning item” show up later on the list than “Killing mf Wall of Flesh”
Thank God you finally came out with a another video i love your output and videos