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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @mothboy4858
    @mothboy4858 7 лет назад +2862

    David Bowie's pants are the strongest character in the movie.

    • @mattnewcombe243
      @mattnewcombe243 6 лет назад +78

      It ain't the pants hun

    • @Phentari
      @Phentari 6 лет назад +182

      Pants, magic pants!
      Pants, magic pants!
      Pants as tight as they can be,
      It's all out there, you can see!

    • @NathanWarnaar
      @NathanWarnaar 6 лет назад +69

      With the kind of weight it’s supporting, I see what you mean.

    • @carlottarobbins7005
      @carlottarobbins7005 6 лет назад +19

      @@Phentari
      Ho, boy...

    • @fourhearted4098
      @fourhearted4098 5 лет назад +15

      I want to like this but I don't want to mess up the 69 ;-;

  • @annemarie4305
    @annemarie4305 9 лет назад +768

    "Fear me. Love me. Do as I say, and I will be your slave."
    When Jareth says "do as I say" I always thought he was referring to "fear me. Love me." So what he's basically saying is "fear me, love me, and I will do as you wish," which does technically make sense.

    • @annemarie4305
      @annemarie4305 9 лет назад +205

      On a side note...
      David Bowie offers to be your slave in exchange for your love. Who the FUCK doesn't accept that offer??

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 9 лет назад +13

      +TriniTyrion Considering he already have my love it would be a sweet deal.

    • @annemarie4305
      @annemarie4305 9 лет назад +12

      Ro Jaws​ Yeah, you're not alone. 
      I would he HIS slave. I don't give a fuck.

    • @annemarie4305
      @annemarie4305 9 лет назад +5

      Kairu Hakubi​ It's a possibility, but I'm simply refuting NC's comment about how his request doesn't make sense. 

    • @annemarie4305
      @annemarie4305 9 лет назад

      +Kairu Hakubi I'm not trying to imply that I didn't understand, simply that my way of approaching that particular line is different than the critic's way.

  • @sharipenn1183
    @sharipenn1183 6 лет назад +787

    Interesting factoid: That owl in the beginning is one of the earliest examples of CGI.

    • @littledre6648
      @littledre6648 6 лет назад +14

      Really? I did not know that thanks 👍

    • @lorenzoamato953
      @lorenzoamato953 6 лет назад +16

      Mh, except Tron was made almost entirely in CGI 4 years before

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 лет назад +53

      Lorenzo Amato - most of Tron wasn't cgi, it was actors and sets with effects added.
      The owl was one of the earliest uses of an entirely cgi creature.

    • @lorenzoamato953
      @lorenzoamato953 6 лет назад +5

      Well, there are specific (and relatively famous) scenes where you clearly see the CGI setting (in Tron). Other scenes are not CGI, as you say. I have no idea about CGI creatures, of course.

    • @sharipenn1183
      @sharipenn1183 6 лет назад +28

      One of the. Not first. One of the.

  • @adamsanter9385
    @adamsanter9385 5 лет назад +1004

    Casting David Bowie in Labyrinth was a PACKAGE deal :P

    • @wuraolaolagunju
      @wuraolaolagunju 5 лет назад +19

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @JuneSage
      @JuneSage 5 лет назад +26

      Lol a bulging one. 😂🤫

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 4 года назад +25

      Did he face some stiff competition for the role?

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard 4 года назад +21

      @@louisduarte8763 Guys, stop :D Those jokes are killing me. I still can't get through 9:01 without laughing. "Ground control to Major Tom - Get. Off. The. Blue. Pill!" Also, I can't ever listen to that song ever again. :D

    • @krystalleal275
      @krystalleal275 Год назад +5

      The joke about d**k hahaha I would say the “package has arrived.😅😅😂😂

  • @TetsuTeito
    @TetsuTeito 6 лет назад +1420

    Best way to tell which door is telling the truth and which one is lying:
    Ask each of them what color their door is.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 лет назад +115

      I think the riddle also stipulates you only get to ask one question of one door.

    • @georgehutter339
      @georgehutter339 5 лет назад +18

      True

    • @austinpersing3132
      @austinpersing3132 5 лет назад +52

      Ask both of them what color the sky is

    • @AAM11237
      @AAM11237 5 лет назад +34

      Ask them what 2 + 2 is

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 5 лет назад +5

      Could always ask if the door is the right way.

  • @madisonscott1237
    @madisonscott1237 6 лет назад +834

    'Hey you got me a dance with David Bowie, we're square'...Honestly, I would've said that too.

    • @lilfoxy5404
      @lilfoxy5404 6 лет назад +14

      I read through the comments looking for someone to say this lol same!

    • @carlottarobbins7005
      @carlottarobbins7005 6 лет назад +6

      Same.

    • @kimberlyhaines107
      @kimberlyhaines107 5 лет назад +3

      Closest I got was seeing him live in ‘04, and always wanted to meet him and thank him for his music because my mental illness was getting worse.
      And I missed my opportunity...

    • @SasuNaruL0vR80
      @SasuNaruL0vR80 4 года назад +4

      MORE than square! IT'S DAVID BOWIE!

  • @dragontamers1972
    @dragontamers1972 8 лет назад +843

    How could you not do "This is Ground Control to Major Dong?

    • @patrickj994
      @patrickj994 8 лет назад +23

      +Dragon tamers Brilliant! that is Brilliant!

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 8 лет назад +17

      add it to the pile

    • @MsBee-iw3qw
      @MsBee-iw3qw 8 лет назад +6

      Here, please take this slice of delicious win cake.

    • @magnumdevo1452
      @magnumdevo1452 8 лет назад +35

      *magnum dong

    • @zoewr5428
      @zoewr5428 8 лет назад +3

      Dragon tamers true.

  • @FREAKE_DJ
    @FREAKE_DJ 5 лет назад +854

    "Don't worry ladies, I will visit you all in your dreams... Not even joking, I can really do that."
    I, uh... *awkward throat clear*... can confirm.

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 5 лет назад +5

      @Lostariael What the hecc is your name?

    • @MsTwinkle101
      @MsTwinkle101 4 года назад +6

      Wow 😁

    • @legzfalloffgirl5148
      @legzfalloffgirl5148 4 года назад +30

      Me too!!! i once had an awesome dream where I was making out with David Bowie... my cat scratched at my door and woke me up

    • @sonyab.5709
      @sonyab.5709 4 года назад +24

      Hell, Jareth has visited me in my dreams so many times I cannot even count it. I married him in my dreams.

    • @FREAKE_DJ
      @FREAKE_DJ 4 года назад +4

      @@sonyab.5709 Profile pic checks out

  • @pokemongirl7511
    @pokemongirl7511 8 лет назад +1586

    Fun fact: I never noticed the criminally tight pants when I first saw this.

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 8 лет назад +84

      How is that even possible?

    • @pokemongirl7511
      @pokemongirl7511 8 лет назад +119

      Ro Jaws I mean when I first saw the movie, and I was paying more attention to his face than his pants.

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 8 лет назад +133

      Pokèmongirl That makes sense. He does have a very nice face.

    • @RitsychServare
      @RitsychServare 8 лет назад +40

      LOL! i know... even when I saw this back in 4th grade, the other kids pointed out to me what's in that "package" of his even without the closeup shots! O_o

    • @olivercuenca4109
      @olivercuenca4109 8 лет назад +30

      Oh boy, I used to be like that back in the day too. Then I look back on it, and I think "how the hell...?"

  • @ZuperNEZ
    @ZuperNEZ 9 лет назад +468

    That 'PG' joke in the beginning is great. From now on I am calling the 'PG' rating "Practically G' now.

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 9 лет назад +15

      Didn't Kung Fu Panda have genocide in the movies?

    • @meam8493
      @meam8493 9 лет назад +17

      +Elijah Watson Dude, the two SpongeBob SquarePants movies are rated PG. Your argument is invalid.

    • @Jesses001
      @Jesses001 9 лет назад +1

      +Benjamin O'Connor They made two of them? I did not even watch the first one, ha.

    • @kendromeda42
      @kendromeda42 9 лет назад

      Saaaaaaaame!

    • @Megacooltommydee
      @Megacooltommydee 9 лет назад +5

      +Benjamin O'Connor They both fit that description. Had it not been for a few risqué jokes and some language, (this goes for nearly all PG movies today) it would have been rated G.

  • @Phoenix_DarkMoon
    @Phoenix_DarkMoon 7 лет назад +600

    It actually makes perfect sense for her to submit to him and for him to be her slave. It was a marriage proposal. He's the king. In public, she would have to be submissive to him or it could be viewed as a weakness and put his rule and his kingdom at risk, but in private he would be subservient to her and her desires because he loved her. He's not a goblin, he's a Fae, and he was loving her the only way Fae know how to love.

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 6 лет назад +68

      Who’s the fae, the character or Bowie himself? Prooobably Bowie.

    • @EmilyGloeggler7984
      @EmilyGloeggler7984 6 лет назад +63

      I disagree. He is basically a sexualized version of the old myth "Be careful what you wish for", and she ended up almost having her step-brother transformed into a goblin. So he is testing her, manipulating her, tempting her to give up her mission, etc. Essentially, the minute she recited the story outloud and then said she wanted her step-brother to be taken away - that finished the incantation. The only way she could get out of it and save her brother was to do what she did and Jareth tried to stop her in both subtle and unsubtle ways every step of the way. Jareth even transformed into the actor that her Mom either ran away with or performed with (so does that mean Sarah has the hots for the man her Mom cheated on with? Eww) to tempt her - so he's actually really sadistic. The ending makes it where Sarah not only has no fear anymore of Jareth but she finally officially revokes the incantation made in error and gets her brother back and gets to go back home to the real world (in a way, like that of the 'Oz' story). My impression is that once she has beaten the Goblin King, as the final incantation says - 'He has no power over her', and by wishing she'd see her "Goblin' friends every now and then - she earned the right to wish whatever she wants into existence but she obviously doesn't want to see Jareth again - hence why he is not included and finally he gives up and flies away.

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 6 лет назад +73

      I would in this case disagree, as there is one big thing that doesn’t add up. Jareths emotional state. In the end he is very emotional, full of sorrow and longing. If he was simply trying to manipulate her, he would be cold and indifferent to her under the surface, yet he clearly isn’t. Something that would definitely point towards him having much deeper emotions for her.

    • @Nerdicronia
      @Nerdicronia 6 лет назад +79

      It really is too bad Sarah wasn't mature enough to realize that if she had accepted Jareth's offer, she could've asked him to pitu Toby back in his crib safe and sound (AND HUMAN), and Jareth would've gladly done so. She would've had everything she ever wanted, plus the benefit of a Fae monarch to provide what she and possibly her family ever wanted.
      That would have been great: just go up to her mother and say "You said I should have dates at my age, right? Well, suck it, I have HIM! *holds onto Jareth's arm while grinning evilly*"

    • @vanishingpointpro.7616
      @vanishingpointpro.7616 6 лет назад +7

      What is a fae

  • @ohyeayea68
    @ohyeayea68 5 лет назад +717

    That Kermit scene was adorable, hilarious, and probably true.

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +22

      Too bad we didn't get to see him make that guy croak.

    • @waityamihereagain1978
      @waityamihereagain1978 4 года назад +11

      I had pause the video for like 3 minutes because I could not stop laughing

    • @bnbcraft6666
      @bnbcraft6666 4 года назад +5

      Most of Nostalgia critics jokes just make you chuckle a little or don't really land but that joke made me legit laugh

    • @PandaMonium92827
      @PandaMonium92827 2 года назад +2

      He broke Kermit

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 8 месяцев назад

      And then Frank Oz would whip out a Miss Piggy puppet and they’d just verbally duke it out.

  • @shadowsources
    @shadowsources 6 лет назад +1146

    You had me at “Hogwarts calling biatch!”

  • @darreylhenderson8979
    @darreylhenderson8979 6 лет назад +509

    The most random line in the movie i think is when the rocks are destroying the goblin village and one goblin goes "I've had enough, I'm going to bed!!" and then goes into his house. Like, WTF?!

  • @maxwelsh6121
    @maxwelsh6121 6 лет назад +1050

    Not even gay, but if Bowie asked to rule me , I think I'd have to say yes ....

  • @e_Dave
    @e_Dave 5 лет назад +653

    so David Bowie is the one who inspired captain underpants's catchphrase:
    TRALALA

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 8 лет назад +1019

    That Kermit the Frog scene was, hands down, my favorite NC skit ever. It was flawless, and now I can only imagine that that is exactly how Jim Henson did things; "Would you do it for Kermit?" "Oh, I can't say no to you!"

    • @cameronheaton9900
      @cameronheaton9900 7 лет назад +28

      It bill first scene

    • @scarletrose2880
      @scarletrose2880 7 лет назад +43

      The origins story of bill

    • @froggybutt
      @froggybutt 7 лет назад +17

      I wanna know how either of them kept a straight face during that whole ordeal

    • @justrob9252
      @justrob9252 7 лет назад +25

      Its secretly Bill's origin story

    • @AvroBellow
      @AvroBellow 7 лет назад +17

      My guess... Many, MANY takes. I mean, at the end, when Kermit was just getting closer and closer, who wouldn't be in stitches? LOL

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 8 лет назад +350

    "Hey, you got me a dance with David Bowie, we're square!" seems legit xD

  • @oatmealcoloured9950
    @oatmealcoloured9950 7 лет назад +210

    I've always interpreted the ballroom scene as 1) distraction. Sarah is on a timer! and 2) a nod to the legend of the court of the fae where mortals think they dance through the night but are actually caught for eternity.

    • @lorenzoamato953
      @lorenzoamato953 6 лет назад +13

      It's also a recurring trope of just any folk-tale in any culture out there. It's the very basis of many famous stories, old and new, from Cinderella to Urashima Taro.

    • @ladycalathieloropherion
      @ladycalathieloropherion 6 лет назад +23

      The ballroom scene is a trap though to be honest to be trapped forever with Jareth would be Heaven for me

    • @daisyrosario19
      @daisyrosario19 6 лет назад

      Sigyn Laufeyson Same

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 лет назад +11

      It is an example or "manifestation" of Sarah giving in to temptation and away from the more responsible mission to save Toby.
      Essentially.....is she going to stay in her fantasy or not?

  • @Emisop
    @Emisop 5 лет назад +109

    Originally Sting was supposed to be Jareth, but then Jim Henson's kids begged for him to choose David Bowie. So Jim met with Bowie and after a bit, realized that his kids gave him the perfect choice and asked David Bowie to play Jareth and write the songs.

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul 8 лет назад +101

    "How can she submit to you, yet you be her slave." Simple actually, when two people love each other enough that is their relationship, it's not an snm thing, it's the deepest connection two humans can have with each other, the trust to give themselves fully to another, and to know the other gives the same, that was actually a really deep moment.

  • @BlakeFaeMorton
    @BlakeFaeMorton 9 лет назад +508

    I don't think Jareth had an evil plan. No one in the movie is truly good or evil. They just all have a part to play. It's not even really a story in the traditional way. But rather, parts of stories that have been cobbled together. The actors done the robes for the scene they are in.
    In some ways Jareth is the antagonist, but in others he is the love interest and even somewhat of an ally to the protagonist. Jareth pretty much spells it out. What he does he does for her. This is her fantasy, and she needed someone to take on the role of suitor and antagonist, so he robed himself in those roles. The only one with any power over reality is Sarah. These are Sarah's stories, Sarah's tropes, and the reason certain things are the way they are is because she said so.
    Heck, Jareth tells us all he is powerless. The only reason he could put obstacles in the way was because Sarah had given him that power. When the baby is upset, he has to follow along to the baby's desires and do a song and dance for the child. The only powers he has, are those given to him by the human character to suit their needs or desires.
    Basically, it is a movie about a young girl's bad fan fic. I have no problems with this.

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 9 лет назад +12

      +TheMortonator Holy crap, you're right! The theory would fall through if the continuing comics were canon, but they're tragically not, so...yeah. Everything makes sense now.

    • @CouchSpud91
      @CouchSpud91 9 лет назад +59

      +TheMortonator So what you're saying is that Jereth is actually the personal embodiment of her childish fantasies. This...bizarrely makes absolutely perfect sense. It explains why he acts just as like an antagonist as he acts like a helping partner. Why he messes with her but ultimately reveals that he's just doing what she wanted him to do. And in a weird twist, he also ends up being what she needs in order for her to realize that she needs to grow up a little in order to move on with her life. It's a damn good theory if you ignore the comics and manga series.

    • @BlakeFaeMorton
      @BlakeFaeMorton 9 лет назад +9

      +Spencer McClure I've never read either. so my interpretation and views came solely from the movie. I would be curious how the comics and magna do it, but I have a gut feeling they weren't penned by the same people.

    • @kiptheott
      @kiptheott 9 лет назад +1

      +TheMortonator I don't think so. All I know is that they aren't canon.

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 9 лет назад +6

      +TheMortonator Yeah that works. Well said. I need to see this film again soon but with the perspective of a grown up this time.

  • @callmebecauseIvehitagreatdepre
    @callmebecauseIvehitagreatdepre 6 лет назад +1624

    It got closer to wonderland then Tim Burton did.

  • @DeepWoof
    @DeepWoof 5 лет назад +180

    David Bowie: "I brought you a gift."
    Critic: "FUCKING BUBBLES!"
    That's what got me laughing stupidly for the last week.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад +8

      Any excuse to use “Fucking bubbles!” is fine by me

  • @RowanJColeman
    @RowanJColeman 8 лет назад +1601

    *pushes up nerd glasses* That random dance/song scene wasn't a blue screen digital shot. It was an optical composit shot against black velvet.

    • @NM-qn7ll
      @NM-qn7ll 8 лет назад +98

      +Rowan J Coleman More like a compost shot.
      zing!

    • @morbius
      @morbius 8 лет назад +56

      +Rowan J Coleman the kermit scene dragged on for way too long. it got akward.

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 8 лет назад +7

      +Definetly not a person Relax.

    • @morbius
      @morbius 8 лет назад +7

      Peter von Feldt
      i am relax

    • @Openreality
      @Openreality 8 лет назад +39

      It's supposed to be awkward. They were roasting Henson. Don't take it too seriously.

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 7 лет назад +252

    The 80's, when if something was Rated R, it was going to scar you for life, instead of shower you with cursing and perverted jokes.

    • @samuelparry7877
      @samuelparry7877 6 лет назад +11

      Speak the truth my brother. Speak it

    • @S_047
      @S_047 6 лет назад +5

      I love the 80s

  • @Eve_Tan97
    @Eve_Tan97 8 лет назад +524

    "HOGWARTS CALLIN BEYOTCH!" I died 😂

    • @ms_vi12
      @ms_vi12 7 лет назад +48

      I did at "FUCKING BUBBLES!!"

    • @evrymanta
      @evrymanta 7 лет назад

      Eve Tan I was dead! XD

    • @RileyA.
      @RileyA. 7 лет назад

      CinnamonPuppies 6 really? I lived

    • @audraneal
      @audraneal 7 лет назад +1

      Eve Tan haha best nostalgia critic joke ever!

    • @jonfed3477
      @jonfed3477 7 лет назад

      Same😂

  • @randomusername429
    @randomusername429 4 года назад +353

    16:25 There's multiple reasons for the ballroom scene being what happens when she eats the fruit. First of all, Jareth is trying to distract her to waste time, which she realizes and eventually smashes the bubble that she's inside of. The second reason has to do with the main theme of the story and is harder to explain. I guess it's sort of trying to show her that she's growing into an adult, but is still a young girl at the moment. I think it's kind of a nice thing to add, sort of a way of saying that you need to grow up, but there's no rush; don't think you're older than you are. Because that can be just as problematic as refusing to grow up. She is growing up, as is displayed very heavily in the next scene, but she's also far too young to be at that party. So the scene actually makes a lot of sense. And it fits with the ending really nicely where she recognizes that she is older and has to do more for herself, but finds out that she doesn't actually have to give up everything from her childhood completely.

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 9 лет назад +927

    FUCKING BUBBLES

    • @thealexrussell
      @thealexrussell 9 лет назад +14

      +AWildNintenerd I LOST MY SHIT

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 9 лет назад +15

      OF COURSE!!!

    • @KittyxGrimm
      @KittyxGrimm 9 лет назад +5

      +AWildNintenerd I think we all knew that joke was going to sneak its way into this review!

    • @JiJ1511
      @JiJ1511 9 лет назад +8

      sparkle sparkle sparkle

    • @mitchlmitten5874
      @mitchlmitten5874 9 лет назад +12

      Sparkle F**king Sparkle

  • @1cioda
    @1cioda 5 лет назад +572

    His motive was that he loves her, and he was trying to get her to love him back
    Just to be clear.

    • @MetalHeadManic612
      @MetalHeadManic612 4 года назад +105

      Like some Beauty and the Beast shit. Except both are Beauty...

    • @lazarus9165
      @lazarus9165 4 года назад +44

      @@MetalHeadManic612 no one is annoying and the other is David bowie

    • @randomusername429
      @randomusername429 4 года назад +94

      I think he was also trying to help her grow up in a sense. She wanted to be the fairy tail damsel damsel-in-distress, wanting someone else to come save her all the time. But Jareth making everything harder for her forced her to do things on her own. To not take things for granted, to not take other people for granted, and to grow up.

    • @haillobster7154
      @haillobster7154 4 года назад +8

      So, Incel King is the right name.

    • @yvetteihemesinwa2981
      @yvetteihemesinwa2981 4 года назад +18

      So he tells someone to poison her, kidnaps her baby brother and forces her to go on a crazy quest to rescue him because he... Loves her?!

  • @av.punk.801
    @av.punk.801 6 лет назад +220

    The Kermit scene was the best part of this whole thing.

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 5 лет назад +194

    Hey, who hasn’t offered their sibling to the goblin king? Though, the first time I tried it... their must’ve been a faulty connection because I ended up with the one from Scooby Doo and the Goblin King... seriously... I need to get that connection fixed...

    • @sonyab.5709
      @sonyab.5709 4 года назад +6

      Ohhhh, I tried several times so that I could try the journey through the Labyrinth; but then I just started writing poems about what I wished could happen between Jareth and I.

    • @little_ghosty1854
      @little_ghosty1854 4 года назад +2

      Can you give me some tips, please? I dont particularly enjoy his presence.

    • @GuardianAngel-mg3bf
      @GuardianAngel-mg3bf 4 года назад +5

      In a way. I actually offered my ex-step mom, except I wasn't going to save her. I still truly want her gone, and I haven't even seen her in years.

    • @paladinslate9609
      @paladinslate9609 4 года назад +5

      He was voiced by Tim Curry, so that's a plus.
      I guess.

  • @decusq
    @decusq 7 лет назад +213

    Honestly watching the movie every couple of years I've interpreted it as a coming of age story for Sarah. With a new little brother in the house shes being forced to grow up and no longer be the child of the family. Jareth to me has always be the machination of all her fantasy, wonder and teen dreams rolled up into one person. When you think about Jareth as a concept of her mind and not as a person the movie starts to make more sense. Jareth's time in her mind is coming to an end and he's not going down without a fight. You begin to realize this when we see that he never hurts her physically or tries to harm her intentionally, all he does is intimidate and try to put her under spells and illusions. He needs her to believe that he's a real force to be reckoned with and by trying to assert power over her mind he inadvertently destroys himself. One of the most confusing aspects of the movie for me growing up was I never really saw Jareth as the villain in this movie. He gushes about how much he loves and revers her above anyone else. It wasn't until a few years ago I started putting the pieces together that technically Jareth is her creation but he can't have her realize that. If she does like at the end of the movie, he loses all power and he's reduced to nothing but a fleeting fantasy as we see he turns into the owl form the opening credits. Jareth is still apart of her but he doesn't dominate her mind like he used to. Shes growing up and realizing whats shes capable of in the end. Now whether or not this is happening in her head or if her imagination literally created another dimension is up for debate. However in the end this movie to me represents the aspects of growing up and moving on from Childish wonder to a more adult reality and responsibility. You could literally put each location of the movie to an aspect of her mind and how it relates to her real life form what we know of her. Labyrinth may not have had this message and i might be interpreting it in my own way but to me it's brilliant with this kind of angle that shows even inside your imagination there is a battle.

    • @jonb4155
      @jonb4155 6 лет назад +19

      I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but I think you've got it pretty much spot on. Jareth Is Sarah's creation, a representation of her own power. He even sings it in that last song: "I can't live within you". Her awakening into adulthood involves her claiming her power - HIS power - and thus end his existence, his purpose accomplished. And he is in love with her but it is a possessing, dominating love. The love of a father, as a sexual object as per the Electra complex. Sarah is in love with her father and in competition with her step-mother and her brother. To rescue Toby is to become invested in the new family unit and to accept her step mother and brother, giving up her exclusive rights to her father's affection.
      In my opinion, the question of whether the world of Labyrinth existed or not is irrelevant. It doesn't matter. What matters is that Sarah's experience was real. She learned to accept adulthood, accept her new family and, most importantly, accept that you don't have to leave childhood behind to become an adult. She even takes Jareth with her, as we see the owl fly away from her window at the very end of the film.

    • @abigailrodgers3602
      @abigailrodgers3602 6 лет назад +4

      Makes as much sense as anything else in the film.

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 6 лет назад +3

      I pretty much agree with all that. Especially if you take a good look around her room you can see nearly all the characters and/or locations related to all the characters and places within the labyrinth

  • @gabrielaarias2806
    @gabrielaarias2806 8 лет назад +1932

    not gonna lie, if I was in her place.... I would totally submit to him. let's just admit it, everyone had a crush on David Bowie as the Goblin King

    • @TheBoringAddress
      @TheBoringAddress 8 лет назад +139

      I completely agree, and I'm a him.

    • @Davidmadden19
      @Davidmadden19 8 лет назад +54

      I agree as well. And I'm a xiem

    • @madelinpudsey2421
      @madelinpudsey2421 8 лет назад +70

      I saw this when i was really young- like 6 I think? And he absolutely terrified me every time I watched it. Then when I was older I found Labyrinth in our CD roll and decided to watch it- suffice to say my POV changed significantly and it's now one of my favourite movies of all time.

    • @thesharpestofthorns___9132
      @thesharpestofthorns___9132 8 лет назад +46

      Yes. I haven't seen or heard about this movie until weeks ago and oh my goodness I would definitely submit to him!
      It was like seeing Tim Curry in Rocky Horror or Legend. Just..Yes!

    • @gabrielaarias2806
      @gabrielaarias2806 8 лет назад +14

      Mrs. Sweeney Todd exactly. but omg, I love you name. Sweeney Todd is an amazing movie

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 9 лет назад +193

    I'll admit, I never knew much about David Bowie. But the fact that people treasure him even when he's gone speaks volumes about him. Rest in peace, sir. The positive impact you've had on people is undeniable.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 9 лет назад +10

      Also, he would make an awesome live-action Grand Inquisitor from Star Wars.

    • @darealjoshua3982
      @darealjoshua3982 9 лет назад +1

      +Cybermat47 I second this.

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 9 лет назад +2

      +Cybermat47 I would do yourself a grand favor and look into his work, not only musically, but as an actor. I know Labyrinth is the Bowie film everyone mentions most, but he did a fantastic turn in The Elephant Man and as Andy Warhol and - my personal favorite - Tesla in The Prestige. He truly was a chameleon.

    • @Cybermat47
      @Cybermat47 9 лет назад

      +SunnysFilms he was in 'The Elephant Man' too? Awesome, that movie was already on my 'must-watch' list :)

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 9 лет назад

      Yes. He did a fantastic job. There are clips of it on RUclips - the Broadway play.

  • @TreeckoJedi9
    @TreeckoJedi9 5 лет назад +201

    "Won't we get into trouble for showing our kids that?"
    Like you ever care, Aunt Despair.

    • @GlitchyHalo
      @GlitchyHalo Год назад +2

      Do agree that labyrinth and little monsters were the most fucked up practical effect heavy movies in the 80s people showed their kids all the time little monsters being more fucked up

  • @bigkidsclubhq
    @bigkidsclubhq 7 лет назад +195

    15:05 This is Bill's backstory. Kermit traumatized him into never speaking again, except for the catchphrase, "MMMHMMMM!"

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +2

      Interesting. But what about the part of story to his clothing. I understand it's a weird thing to focus on but how would it to be possible NOT to focus on it???

  • @thesunfiles1939
    @thesunfiles1939 6 лет назад +405

    God, David Bowie. I loved the guy, sad that he died. Put his soul into music, was charming, and was overall a great guy. May you rest in peace, Bowie. You really made the grade.

    • @arielwarner501
      @arielwarner501 5 лет назад +10

      I heard that he had passed away over the radio on the way to school I couldn't stop crying and then felt a little numb throughout the rest of the day.

    • @sketchydude8431
      @sketchydude8431 5 лет назад +2

      Scary Monsters and super creeps is still one of my favorite songs from him.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 5 лет назад +2

      He also had threesomes apparently

    • @adsdsds6190
      @adsdsds6190 5 лет назад +3

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 Yes, in the 70s, however in 1973/1976 he was having issues with cocaine and stuff so he wasn't very aware of everything that was happening around him, not to mention his relationship with his wife back then was very toxic so yeah.

    • @michaelcorleone3286
      @michaelcorleone3286 5 лет назад

      He also played Pontius Pilate in The Last Temptation of Christ.

  • @ItsAndrooow
    @ItsAndrooow 6 лет назад +802

    TRALALA?

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 4 года назад +151

    Fun fact: they hired a professional juggler to do the crystal ball hand juggling tricks. He had to do it blind by hiding behind Bowie and it took him a bit to perfect it.

  • @Biozeminado
    @Biozeminado 8 лет назад +315

    The intro was actually surprisingly and hilariously true.

    • @DarkshadowXD63
      @DarkshadowXD63 8 лет назад +8

      Ha right especially Secret of Nihm

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 8 лет назад +2

      And don't forget the plague dogs

    • @ManCheat2
      @ManCheat2 8 лет назад +1

      Anyone have a idea what movie it was at 0:51? the rabbit thing with something in its mouth

    • @Biozeminado
      @Biozeminado 8 лет назад +9

      +Das-Trollen Watership Down

    • @Floymin
      @Floymin 8 лет назад +6

      Considering the books were also targeted at kids, that intro misrepresented the impact of those movies.

  • @vilmundurgunnarsson6601
    @vilmundurgunnarsson6601 8 лет назад +123

    10:57 It's not the movies lighting, David Bowie is always like this when he enters a room.

    • @justinpino8115
      @justinpino8115 7 лет назад

      Jeezum maleezum, I think I saw his D*CK Hanging in that shot....

    • @evilgoddess9100
      @evilgoddess9100 7 лет назад +1

      Justin Pino - It was a cod piece, not that Bowie needed it, he was very well endowed.

  • @Croecho
    @Croecho 5 лет назад +254

    "How can she submit to you and yet you be her slave?"
    Marriage.

    • @lazarus9165
      @lazarus9165 3 года назад +19

      So he was proposing?

    • @lordvoldemort5586
      @lordvoldemort5586 3 года назад +27

      @@lazarus9165 In a sense yes, yes he was

    • @lobstahmobstah6754
      @lobstahmobstah6754 3 года назад +1

      I mean it kinda seems like boomer humor: “she needs to listen to me and do all the chores but I have the job so IM the slave

    • @smittyslayer4302
      @smittyslayer4302 2 года назад +6

      So it was mawwiage. Mawwiage is what brings them together today.

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas 2 года назад +1

      @@smittyslayer4302
      INCONCEIVABLE!

  • @DoctorDodge
    @DoctorDodge 5 лет назад +144

    "Jesus, I don't think I like this new version of Mary Poppins!"
    Just wait until you see Mary Poppins Returns.

  • @judochopmaster8233
    @judochopmaster8233 6 лет назад +203

    6:07 HOGWARTS CALLING BIATCH!!!😂😂😂

  • @jorgeortiz8183
    @jorgeortiz8183 9 лет назад +1058

    I thought at first, didn't he review Labyrinth already? Then I remembered I was thinking of Nostalgia Chick...

  • @averyterribleperson5292
    @averyterribleperson5292 9 лет назад +121

    "Our daughter is a twat"
    Why do you make me laugh this hard?

    • @jesusrox4u
      @jesusrox4u 9 лет назад +5

      Lol.

    • @CrimsonMoonM
      @CrimsonMoonM 9 лет назад +13

      +Buffalo Ruffalo It's kind of his job.

    • @Originalityisfun
      @Originalityisfun 9 лет назад +2

      well it would have been better if he didn't say it as if there was an o instead of an a. Is that how all Americans pronounce it?

  • @pundertalefan4391
    @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +164

    I think you might not have understood the Goblin King's intentions here, so for anybody who's curious, I'll do my best to explain. He loved Sarah. She wished for her brother to be taken away so he did it to make her happy. Then when she wanted him back, he told her how to do it, but with a time limit, so he could have her as soon as possible. The peach didn't kill her, because he didn't want to kill her. He instead danced with her in the hopes that she would fall for him. When all that didn't work, he grew sad and desperate, hence the way he sings, and why he looks the way he does during the climax. As for his "do what I want and I'll be your slave" thing, he's obviously lying. He just wants her affection, but he still plans to stay in charge. The actually dangerous stuff was to get rid of the other characters (especially Hoggle) so they wouldn't stop her from getting to him and vice versa. At least that's how I see it.

    • @whitekid7056
      @whitekid7056 2 года назад

      He’s still a pedo since Sarah was 16

    • @GlitchyHalo
      @GlitchyHalo Год назад +9

      And in the end he still watches over her in his owl form protecting her and waiting for the day that they will meet again

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 6 лет назад +348

    This movie makes sense the same way Spirited Away does. *They don't make sense.*

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 6 лет назад +48

      So true. Both are still totally awesome movies. That scared the shit out of me upon first watching them.

    • @iandick1364
      @iandick1364 6 лет назад +16

      And they're both awesome!

    • @starfait9032
      @starfait9032 6 лет назад +32

      Tbh spirited away makes perfect sense. What don't you understand about it? :o

    • @jessmiller3037
      @jessmiller3037 6 лет назад +3

      Yes!!

    • @moon12299
      @moon12299 6 лет назад +11

      They both make sense to me

  • @kyleboffa793
    @kyleboffa793 5 лет назад +95

    It's not only a metaphor for sexual awakening, it's a metaphor for her learning that your childhood can come with you, i.e. the dance reunion with her friends (who were really the toys in her room)

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 года назад +283

    "What made me a stronger human being will scar my kids for life."
    What a perfect description of modern child-rearing.

    • @anamarte7547
      @anamarte7547 4 года назад +2

      💯

    • @RuminatingRaptor
      @RuminatingRaptor 4 года назад +7

      @Austin Davis
      Try not to cut yourself on all that edge. 😂

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 3 года назад +3

      @Austin Davis
      In the ironic way that flew right over your head with a great big woooosh.

  • @indiemovie4life427
    @indiemovie4life427 8 лет назад +900

    "80's movies! Making modern media look like pussies for generations!" XD HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

    • @LoreMaster007
      @LoreMaster007 8 лет назад +27

      Coraline is a great film. It's James and the Giant peach meets Witches.

    • @camelorcaramel5732
      @camelorcaramel5732 8 лет назад +9

      Bitches for days. Pussies for generations

    • @jamescollins2068
      @jamescollins2068 8 лет назад +3

      +Rachel Isakowitz (ofrah1) yeahhhh not exactly a good movie for kids to watch before bed. 😶

    • @aaronf.7125
      @aaronf.7125 8 лет назад +6

      Bullshit! We're the ones that added an eldritch abomination to the Scooby Doo show for no good reason! We're the ones that introduced the villain of a Disney show by having him tear the teeth of a deer for fun!

    • @bryanegelhoff3662
      @bryanegelhoff3662 8 лет назад +7

      A FAMILY picture.

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 8 лет назад +250

    19:26 I grew up with this movie and had a long time to think about what this part meant. What I came up with is this: Jareth was one of the babies sent to the goblins, which is why he's not a goblin himself. While certainly most of those children get turned into goblins, I suspect the line of succession for goblin kings goes through a chosen few, and Jareth has been looking for a special child that will take his place. I think he wanted it to be Toby.
    At several points throughout the film, Jareth encourages Sarah to give up and go home, and all his efforts are to this point, not in outright stopping her. I think he wanted her to give up on Toby because the people in his life - people who were supposed to care about him and protect him - gave up on him once upon a time. I think he wanted to prove everyone was the same as them that abandoned him so he could feel a bit better about it. I also think this is why he wanted Sarah to submit to his rule over her, to give himself a sort of vicarious control over what he could not have controlled before.
    The look on his face in this scene, as Sarah struggles to reach her brother, speaks to me of a man who looks back on his life and thinks, "There is one who will not give up, who no matter what I throw in her path will persevere unto her dying breath. There is one that is doing for Toby what no one would do for me. If only there had been someone like that in my life, all those years ago. If only someone had loved me half as much. But they didn't, and here I am, king of nothing, ruler of dreams."
    Sidebar: I went to see the 30th anniversary showing in theaters today, and I was delighted to see it was a packed house. That this movie holds up so well even after three decades is really saying something. Criticize the green screen, poke fun at the hair and the bulging schlong all you want, this movie really is a timeless work of art. There were several children in the audience with their parents, and they were entranced and excited. It makes me smile to know that perhaps today a new generation of fans was created, right alongside the original. Movies like this do more than just entertain, they bridge a gap between generations in a way nothing else can. Jim Henson gave us that, and it continues to give to this day.
    Happy 30th, Labyrinth. Dance, magic, dance.

    • @lisa1234567654321
      @lisa1234567654321 8 лет назад +14

      Oh, wow - a deep and unexpected analysis! And it makes a lot of sense! `Cause before I thought kidnapping Toby was just a trick to get Sarah.

    • @pollixthegamer4498
      @pollixthegamer4498 8 лет назад

      Lisa Mikky Ikr?

    • @nottrustworthy6361
      @nottrustworthy6361 8 лет назад +5

      I really like this! I never thought of it like that before! Labrynth is my childhood

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 7 лет назад +5

      +satireknight, Thank you, that's really flattering. I don't think I'd be that good at it, but I appreciate the vote of confidence all the same ^_^

    • @sheiladougherty487
      @sheiladougherty487 7 лет назад

      Pokerface I saw your comment and there is a book I would highly recommend for you.
      It's called "Wintersong" by S. Jae-Jones, it's main story elements were inspired by Labyrinth but the writer makes the story it's own. Some of the notable changes is that the book is set around the early or mid 18th century in the country side of Munich, Germany. And our heroines name is Liesl (Elisabeth) who is the oldest of three and has dreams of being a musical composer, which oddly enough she first got inspired by tales of the Goblin King. Just trust me it's one of my favorite reads this year and I hope you'll give it a read. :)

  • @mosspath2974
    @mosspath2974 7 лет назад +222

    80's PG is best PG

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 6 лет назад +9

      All others are just G in disguise. Says the girl who watched 80's horror movies in preschool

    • @amadmadmadhatter276
      @amadmadmadhatter276 6 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 6 лет назад +6

      80s PG & PG-13 films use to get away with almost EVERYTHING .

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 6 лет назад +1

      What is 80s R like? is there an 80s R rating!?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 лет назад +2

      And DAMN is it some tough PG.

  • @CeltycSparrow
    @CeltycSparrow 5 лет назад +119

    I can just imagine the real Jim Henson going around with Kermit making people do whatever he asked because they can't say no to Kermit. lol

    • @WalkerRileyMC
      @WalkerRileyMC 3 года назад +10

      As I recall, he did sometimes. And Kermit had many an outburst exactly like this. They did this scene right.

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 3 года назад +3

      @@WalkerRileyMC Especially with Ms. Piggy and her flirting. lol

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 2 года назад +6

      "Now I want you to drop by Burger King and get me those 8 piece chicken tenders!" -Kermit

  • @SherioCheers
    @SherioCheers 6 лет назад +150

    David Bowie, in the Labyrinth, was my sexual awakening.

  • @derwolf8174
    @derwolf8174 5 лет назад +70

    "Don't ever touch me bill, that was Rizzo the rats mistake" that's me

  • @melissadiaz7642
    @melissadiaz7642 7 лет назад +66

    "Don't every touch me Bill...." Stares into your fucking soul

  • @randomusername429
    @randomusername429 4 года назад +18

    13:39 Fun Fact: The scene with the Fierys actually was not blue screen. They filmed it against black velvet, and had the puppeteers dress in the same fabric so they would blend into the background. They then edited the picture onto it. So it's kind of like a blue screen, but not exactly the same thing. It's also kind of important that it was black velvet because they would have used a regular set, but they needed to have multiple puppeteers doing the Fireys to get them to be able to come apart. So they needed to have the puppeteers on screen, which meant that they needed a way to blend them in. Otherwise, they wouldn't have tried to edit it onto a background.

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione 6 лет назад +141

    "Tra la la." So that's where the catch phrase for Captain Underpants came from.

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 5 лет назад +8

      Captain underpants is the goblin king after having a breakdown

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +3

      Boxers or briefs?

  • @h.r.animates1992
    @h.r.animates1992 7 лет назад +682

    You you should review the dark crystal

    • @linkLoverAG
      @linkLoverAG 7 лет назад +16

      h.r. animates I second this notion.

    • @gamebird9354
      @gamebird9354 7 лет назад +8

      YES!!

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 7 лет назад +7

      h.r. animates yYED
      EDIT: YED
      EDIT: YES

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 7 лет назад +6

      Cobalt Clash you got me. Me too

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 7 лет назад +9

      Cobalt Clash This comment came out months before Theodd1sout video. It's also a genuinely good and fairly well known movie that doesn't take a video to be reminded of.

  • @elirayzor
    @elirayzor 6 лет назад +77

    "I've brought you a gift."
    "EFFING BUBBLES!"

  • @SunnysFilms
    @SunnysFilms 3 года назад +33

    It's cool that if you look around Sarah's room, you can see elements of things she encounters in the labyrinth. She has Escher's crazy stairs hanging on her wall, there's a figure that looks like the Goblin King on her desk, then a figure under glass in the same dress she wears when she dances with him, etc.

  • @DARam4009
    @DARam4009 9 лет назад +297

    Why is it that we've lost so many great people this year? So far, we've lost Alan Rickman, Abe Vigoda, David Bowie......just why?

    • @Emmerlaus007
      @Emmerlaus007 9 лет назад +21

      +ScotRail380018 Someone must have received a Death Note for Christmas :(
      On the other hand, if that's true, how come Justin Bieber is still alive, I wonder...

    • @rileygay1165
      @rileygay1165 9 лет назад +16

      +Emmerlaus007 He's eliminating the competition.

    • @aquaticflames
      @aquaticflames 9 лет назад

      +Emmerlaus007 maybe they're a beliber that just wants these old fogies to stop stealing his thunder.

    • @poohandtiggervideosinc6163
      @poohandtiggervideosinc6163 9 лет назад

      JOE ALASKEY!!!!! 😥😥😥

    • @gamejockey9978
      @gamejockey9978 9 лет назад

      +Emmerlaus007 what if beiber is the one who got it?

  • @RandomVideoCircus
    @RandomVideoCircus 6 лет назад +560

    You remind me of The Critic, What Critic? The Critic with the power.

  • @HARRYBURNLEY1998
    @HARRYBURNLEY1998 8 лет назад +100

    RIP David bowie he had the best voice in music history

    • @LordDelow
      @LordDelow 7 лет назад +5

      Second best, no one tops Freddy Mercury. Just listen to Pressure by Queen, it has both them singing. Freddy clearly wins that battle, but by no means is David Bowie a slouch. They were amazing together.

    • @theengineerisengiehere1517
      @theengineerisengiehere1517 7 лет назад +7

      It's all personnel preference.
      They were both gods of singing that lay in heaven and look down at the people who make them live on.

  • @elphieb3538
    @elphieb3538 5 лет назад +45

    David Bowie could beat Dark Helmet in a Shwartz battle hands down.

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens 7 лет назад +275

    I was a nineties kid, but my mom was an eighties kid so I grew up on all her childhood movies. Your beginning spoof took me on a trip down memory lane...and maybe offered an explanation for my wealth of childhood nightmares.

    • @Alex_IHateHandles
      @Alex_IHateHandles 7 лет назад +44

      Liam Bayarri Something seems wrong with that

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 7 лет назад +14

      Sarena Coulon Early 80s to late 90s is very possible

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +15

      Liam Bayarri He could have been adopted or something.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 7 лет назад +15

      Buddertroll I was born in 76, grew up in the 80s, and half the 90s, and was 20 in 96, so yes it is entirely, easily possible.

    • @vianjelos
      @vianjelos 6 лет назад +7

      Buddertroll my mom eas born in 75 so she was 5-15 throught the 80s, I was born in 93 and my older brother in 92 granted my mom was 17-18 when we were born but its possible.

  • @DualDex
    @DualDex 5 лет назад +76

    Doug must've had a lot of fun filming the kermit scene.

  • @donkeykong8576
    @donkeykong8576 6 лет назад +230

    Tim Curry and David Bowie on the same level

    • @ladyiris77
      @ladyiris77 5 лет назад +18

      I've always said that if Bowie had turned this down, Curry or Prince would have been great. I don't think Prince would have done it though.

    • @ravenkoshi724
      @ravenkoshi724 5 лет назад +2

      angela davis actually it would’ve been Michael Jackson O_o

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +2

      @@ravenkoshi724 That would've been a lot weirder.

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 4 года назад +2

      They really are! I'm thirsty for them both! 💞💖💕💓

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 4 года назад +2

      Great, now he has to review Legend

  • @rileywilliams9799
    @rileywilliams9799 5 лет назад +35

    "Hogwarts calling, Bee-atch!!" Lol. That needs to be a ringtone.

  • @ladycalathieloropherion
    @ladycalathieloropherion 6 лет назад +96

    Jareth, 86's answer to the sexy vampire of today. Let's face it if this movie was made today Jareth would be a sexy vampire or a sexy werewolf

    • @carlottarobbins7005
      @carlottarobbins7005 6 лет назад +15

      He actually DID play a vampire in the movie "The Hunger".

    • @djalexander7723
      @djalexander7723 5 лет назад +6

      Fair enough

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 4 года назад

      Your comment makes me think of vampires who are not villains. Jareth is a sexy VILLAIN.

    • @SasuNaruL0vR80
      @SasuNaruL0vR80 4 года назад

      or sexy...ANYTHING! just create a new fantasy creature: the Bowie Siren

  • @davidheald7957
    @davidheald7957 9 лет назад +151

    13:48 Sounds to me like "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment!!!!" C'mon you guys were thinking it too. Don't lie to me.

    • @SilverLeopard00
      @SilverLeopard00 9 лет назад +6

      +David Heald Sounds like someone's been on TV tropes

    • @davidheald7957
      @davidheald7957 9 лет назад +2

      SilverLeopard00 You know it. ;-)

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад +1

      +David Heald Yeah, I was definitely thinking it.

    • @Adirondaque
      @Adirondaque 8 лет назад

      +David Heald I always thought that scene was just plain creepy and useless as a child.

    • @RunyaEithelNar
      @RunyaEithelNar 8 лет назад +3

      +into the toilet i go Even NCritic mentioned this scene when NChick presented him ABLAM ;) in origin review [Ferngully I think].

  • @ladycalathieloropherion
    @ladycalathieloropherion 6 лет назад +110

    If I was given the choice to fear, love and do as Jareth commanded my name would be Sigyn, the Goblin Queen

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 5 лет назад +11

      Is Sigyn your actual name? That is hardcore

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 5 лет назад +2

      Sigyn Laufeyson same, my dude. Same... qwq

    • @AishaVonFossen
      @AishaVonFossen 4 года назад +1

      Wow, nice name, and that has a great ring to it! :D

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 3 года назад +44

    Let’s admit it, David Bowie all our sexual awakening. Doesn’t matter if boy or girl, we saw him and his pants and that was it.

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 2 года назад +1

      I about burst out laughing reading that

    • @ghost_anna_reads787
      @ghost_anna_reads787 2 года назад +1

      @@Overseer2579 my drunk self finally being useful

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh 6 лет назад +171

    Say whatever you want but Magic Dance still SLAPS!

    • @mystii8134
      @mystii8134 4 года назад +5

      Manubibi Walsh I always remembered that song distinctively from when I first saw it in year 3 at school (which is alarming now that I think of it). I only recently remembered where it was from and I got so happy.

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 4 года назад +5

      I watched this again yesterday. I'm more impressed by the sets and non cgi used.
      Sure the cgi in it is bad, but that just makes all the stuff that they actually had to make puppets for and how they did it cooler to me.
      Still love this trip of a movie

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 4 года назад +3

      (This is a stolen comment)
      How about this
      Pants magic pants
      Pants magic pants

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 3 года назад

      Slaps no
      Punches, yes

  • @Swenglish
    @Swenglish 8 лет назад +40

    Movie editing, on a computer? Whoa, Henson really WAS ahead of his time.

  • @0okamino
    @0okamino 6 лет назад +127

    I always thought _Underground_ was the catchier song. Then again, I also like _Chilly Down_ more than _Magic Dance._
    Of course, the Fire Gang is pointless (other than representing bad influences and deadbeats). They're supposed to be. Everything in that place is supposed to be ultimately pointless so that you get bogged down with it and don't make it to the castle.

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 6 лет назад +18

      The one song that I find to be not the catchiest but still the song that I would enjoy the most is “within you” (weird stair scene). It feels sad and epic and longing at the same time in a way that’s just awesome.

    • @LightsolP
      @LightsolP 5 лет назад +12

      The entire soundtrack is really good. I have "Underground", "Magic Dance", "Chilly Down", "As The World Falls Down" and "Within You" all in my personal playlist; they're that good.

    • @JacintaColvin
      @JacintaColvin 5 лет назад +7

      I really like Underground, and I don't think Chilly down should get as much hate as it does. I think it's a fun song (though the special effects in it are terrible.) Fun fact, one of the singers is Cat from Red Dwarf. (Danny John Jules.)

  • @JaiKishoreTheSacredSprit
    @JaiKishoreTheSacredSprit 4 года назад +34

    "80's movies - making modern media look like Kitty for generation" I burst into laughter hearing that

  • @slyforever326
    @slyforever326 6 лет назад +62

    Ashes to Ashes, Funk to Funkie, We All See Major Tom's Junkie

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 лет назад +1

      Another lucario!? Cool!

  • @sammcguire3798
    @sammcguire3798 7 лет назад +228

    Nothing? Nothing!! Nothing, tra la la??

  • @antiburzum
    @antiburzum 7 лет назад +175

    I fell in love with this movie when I first watched it when I was 6 I wanted to marry David Bowie

  • @vincentsantangelo3920
    @vincentsantangelo3920 5 лет назад +39

    Finally some more backstory for everyone’s favorite nc character bill.

  • @NickPiers
    @NickPiers 9 лет назад +116

    I saw it in theatres a few years back at a cinema that did double retro movie nights. That night, it was a Muppet double feature with this and Muppets Take Manhattan. It's particularly hilarious to watch Labyrinth with a large group of people all reacting in horror to all the shots of David Bowie's package.
    They even used original film, not digital copies. Which, being film, would go out of focus sometimes. Every time it went out of focus, the whole audience would shout, "FOCUS!! FOCUS!!"
    It went out of focus right before one particularly close look at David Bowie's package. And then focused at that point. To which, I shouted, "AHH! UN-FOCUS! UN-FOCUS!!"

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 9 лет назад +18

      +Nick Piers Honestly it's hard to not focus on Bowies package.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 лет назад +3

      +Ro Jaws *sees scene, starts panting and purring*

    • @madmaniac9483
      @madmaniac9483 8 лет назад

      that is funny

    • @Stonedbloodlust
      @Stonedbloodlust 8 лет назад

      you're about as funny as a dead person now shut the fuck up

    • @NickPiers
      @NickPiers 8 лет назад +2

      SBLgaming I dunno. Lots of dead comedians and funny people. So you're saying I'm as funny as Abbott and Costello? Cool, I'll take it! Thank you.

  • @biancagriffiths8645
    @biancagriffiths8645 7 лет назад +113

    6:09 "Hogwarts callin, byotch!"

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat 8 лет назад +800

    I'll be honest: David Bowie as the Goblin King was my first crush.

  • @HyenaDandy
    @HyenaDandy 4 года назад +16

    "He can't lie that one of them always tells the truth, because if he did he'd be telling the truth."
    Uh... Yeah he could. Just like I could say "Between my sister and me, one of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth."
    That's a lie. Both of us sometimes lie, and both of us sometimes tell the truth. A lie doesn't need to COMPLETELY invert the truth.

    • @beelzzebub
      @beelzzebub 3 года назад +1

      Exactly - we can't conclude anything from that statement. Instead we must ask a single question that warrants the same answer regardless of who is asked (just as Sarah does).

  • @EveryMan-yz1ce
    @EveryMan-yz1ce 7 лет назад +85

    I love Jim Henson's puppetry. I love David Bowie, & I love this movie.

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 9 лет назад +172

    6:24 Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 9 лет назад +12

      +Mathew Godfrey Few people can sparkle and make it look awesome instead of looking silly. One of those few people are of course Bowie.

    • @xXxequisxXx
      @xXxequisxXx 9 лет назад +12

      You might think they threw in some glitter in that scene, but nope, that's the the magical aura of David Bowie.

    • @caranostalgico9249
      @caranostalgico9249 9 лет назад +1

      +xXxequisxXx Ziggy Stardust, anyone?

    • @IronClawGaming
      @IronClawGaming 9 лет назад +8

      Fucking Sparkle bitches!!!

    • @rojaws1183
      @rojaws1183 9 лет назад +13

      Those silly vampires are so outsparkled by Bowie, the true master of sparkle.

  • @Isildun9
    @Isildun9 8 лет назад +49

    This movie is what happens when Muppets, Star Wars and Monty Python combine efforts

  • @JustinWahlne
    @JustinWahlne 5 лет назад +46

    20:54 I've replayed this clip too many times. So damn funny.

  • @natalieneighh5953
    @natalieneighh5953 8 лет назад +34

    I laughed so hard at the Kermit part "don't ever touch me bill."

  • @ulrichfan123
    @ulrichfan123 8 лет назад +162

    My personal head cannon - The little girl in the beginning is really Hyper Fangirl, as a child.

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 8 лет назад +6

      Dominique M. V.B. Yesssss!

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 7 лет назад +3

      My God, it works perfectly

    • @shingosawatarihgx8345
      @shingosawatarihgx8345 7 лет назад +1

      also, this is the first video to feature bill, but this is before he got his amazing outfit and before he started saying nothing but "mm hmm".

    • @NitroNinja324
      @NitroNinja324 7 лет назад +5

      And what about Bill editing with jim Henson? Is that Bill's unexplained origin?

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 7 лет назад

      So THAT'S why she's so messed up!

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 6 лет назад +56

    The thing wiht 80's movies on dvd's or bluray, is that they look "too crisp" compared to their release.
    I remember Labyrinth been much darker, because of the image and lightning quality of the 80's, because of it, movies seemed scarier, you couldn't see the details or wires, props etc, and everything looked like in the midst of a fog.
    With digital remastered copies of those old, movies, the lgith is brighter, the colors are more vivid, you see the practical effects/props/wires and the details that where best unseen.

    • @imjustlucy_29
      @imjustlucy_29 2 года назад +1

      Huh that’s an interesting fact. Never thought there was a _lighter_ setting when it involved reimagined movies from the 80s.

  • @wierdgamer3067
    @wierdgamer3067 5 лет назад +20

    David Bowie in the labyrinth is the epitome of 80s.

  • @uhmurinesushiorwhatever6467
    @uhmurinesushiorwhatever6467 6 лет назад +48

    I'm disappointed you never referred to it as his Thin White Duke

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 7 лет назад +94

    HOGWARTS CALLING, BIATCH

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 7 лет назад +45

    Goodness, the CONTRAST in personalities between the parents of the little girl whining at the beginning...

  • @jowhite9195
    @jowhite9195 5 лет назад +26

    Doug's impression of the bad guy from Roger rabbit is to good.

  • @Th3_HP
    @Th3_HP 6 лет назад +123

    Fun Fact: George Lucas said that Hayden Christiansen played the role of anakin perfectly

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 6 лет назад +64

      He did. It's not his fault all his lines sucked...

    • @NoneNone-dw1jo
      @NoneNone-dw1jo 5 лет назад +9

      This totally relates to labyrinth.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 года назад +1

      Honestly, just watch it in a different dub. You’ll have Hayden’s excellent acting but the great lines and voice of not-George Lucas