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"Please don't cut to a black contestant by the way. Who am I kidding, there's no black contestants on the bachelor it's ABC, wooo!" oh god this made me die
May 2019 and was scrolling thru comments thinking the same damn thing lol I LOVE David Spade!!! RUclips also just recommended a Funny or Die skit with Spade and Chris Farleys brother about getting catfished. It's worth a search 😃 you're welcome
Only David Spade could say to an old lady "I'm going to jizz on you" and make it work. The whole thing was great. P.S. I ashamedly watched the actual Bachelor episode where the shots of all the women were taken from........and all the others too.
Cherry Godiva thanks for the warning. this is not going to end well for me. we all understand this right?! i could seriously lose my life over this bs. so i spend my days laughing or crying. lets speed this shit up. maybe. cuz ive already made up my mind. i will stay poor but rich forever thanks to the most amazing man who ever walked the face of this earth. i have the truth on my side. its worth it people. it truly is worth it.
But you got to admit he's damn good as voice actor plus those scripts minus the ones with Chris Farley are the issue. Wish disney made him their deadpool
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"Please don't cut to a black contestant by the way. Who am I kidding, there's no black contestants on the bachelor it's ABC, wooo!" oh god this made me die
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE EMPEROR KUCUZCO
APPRECIATE HAN SANGHYUK OMG YES!
Let me guess.. you have a great personality
David Spade. Thank God.
Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on RUclips. I have watched this 30 times and I laugh just as hard every time.
Three years old???
Why in the hell have I never seen this???
And how in the hell does it not have a billion views???
nekkidtuber watching in 2018 and wondering the same 😃
May 2019 and was scrolling thru comments thinking the same damn thing lol I LOVE David Spade!!! RUclips also just recommended a Funny or Die skit with Spade and Chris Farleys brother about getting catfished. It's worth a search 😃 you're welcome
I was cracking up the whole time but I lost it when he said Toyota fuckathon xD
This is the probably the funniest parody I've ever seen.
I can watch this over and over again! Great laughs!
Junk in the face had me howling
“Boxer ears” 😆
🤣 *Yes! Too many hilarious lines to choose from; but, if I had to, "junk in the face" would probably be it.* 🤣
I love this so much lol. He totally watches The Bachelor, he constantly tweets about it. Reason no. 450 why I heart David Spade. Keep on keepin on.
Joanna R z
Best Bachelor Show ever! They should actually make this. Spade is hilarious and perfect, as usual. I bet the ratings would be insane.
They have done it. Is called "Burning Love" with Dan Marino, and is indeed hilarious. Look for it in RUclips.
Pablo Podhorzer Ken Marino
My sentiments exactly.
This girl knows what I'm talking about
"Junk in the trunk... Junk in the face..." LMAO I would watch this show.
I would watch the show if it was like this, love it!
*It's not?* 😆
I'm probably 30% off. Amazing.
Perhaps the best Funny Or DIe video I've ever seen
Never. Gets. Old.
if this is what the real bachelor was like i would never miss a episode
This get's funnier the more you watch it.
Only David Spade could say to an old lady "I'm going to jizz on you" and make it work. The whole thing was great.
P.S. I ashamedly watched the actual Bachelor episode where the shots of all the women were taken from........and all the others too.
Dang that was freakin hilarious 🤣 😂
This is perfect! Great job Dave!
OMG lmao only david spade could do this
Nice. This is one of the better Funny or Die videos.
this is hilarious
Keepin it real
Junk in the trunk...junk in the face... lmao!!!...
"No prizes for being a prude here."
Junk in the face 😂
Best video in a while!
this is why I love FunnyOrDie.
David Spade is fucking hilarious
The DeVry girls 🤣🤣🤣
when he says "wonky boob job...boxer ears" he almost cracks it's really funny to watch.
Make this a series
:-) I love David Spade. Tellin it like it issss.... :-)
Cherry Godiva thanks for the warning. this is not going to end well for me. we all understand this right?! i could seriously lose my life over this bs. so i spend my days laughing or crying. lets speed this shit up. maybe. cuz ive already made up my mind. i will stay poor but rich forever thanks to the most amazing man who ever walked the face of this earth. i have the truth on my side. its worth it people. it truly is worth it.
JMagdalenaCLove Nname N what the fuck?
JMagdalenaCLove Nname N
you couldn’t help yourself but ruin it. Look back 2 years lolz
Ask yourself.. Was is worth it? 🤦🏽♂️
Now THIS was Funny. So refreshing to finally see something funny from funny or die.
Too good! And accurate! I
genius editing
Yes!!! That was the best.. Love David Spade!!! 😂😂
David Spade for Emperor.
(Please tell me we're actually doing this vote)
And now he is going to host BIP!
this might be the funniest funny or die video i have ever seen
The 15 people who disliked the video were the 15 girls in the show.
best yet
That was great... pure comedy
Amazing!
Finally Funny or die lives up to Funny.
Brilliant!
spot on
Best video so far!!!! hahahaha
this is amazing
I'm laughing so hard!
Could you imagine Spade as the President? You can actually call him Emperor Kuzco.
Love this
IAMFrances Webber oh hello sir. How is u today. I love you so much
Lmao David spade is amazing I don't get why people hate on him.
Now THIS is the 'Funny or Die' we want. You know.. actually funny.
Omg...check your contract 😂😂😂😂☠️
HA HA HA!! TRUTH!!! I LIKE THE TRUTH!!!
YES!!! Best video in a while. NICE WORK!!!
I love it
Funny as hell.
Love it
i would honestly watch this
Prophetic.
good shit guys. definitely funny!
awesome
If I close my eyes all I hear is Kuzco.
Awesome!
Fukn brilliant
cheers!!
sorry , I thought this was a real episode , then I realize it's only a realistic parody of a real episode.
Imagine David spade goes on the bachelor as the bachelor that would write itself lol. No filter no pc crap! Id be so happy
wow... this is just... hilarious, and true!
10/10 would watch
Funny af
Brilliant
Great!!
At 0:23 from MARRIED AT FIRST SIGHT
So funny!
ahhhhhhh...refreshing!
I want this to be a real show
lol junk in the face
this was just really good television
Lol, good sketch
Junk in the Face, too funny!
When is RUclips having a react video from this one?
He kept real and that's funny!!!
He is a much better comedian than actor...
But you got to admit he's damn good as voice actor plus those scripts minus the ones with Chris Farley are the issue.
Wish disney made him their deadpool
lol@@timothyloayza6789
Boxer ears . Hilarious!
Awesome! hahahahah
Lol "probably 30% off"
2022😂😂
savage!
Please someone do a react of this
Best Video Eveeeeerrr!! *trollolol face*
yes
Hahaha, so true!!
That sums up the bachelor
WOOOOOOOO
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