Gutfeld: China's president is pissed off

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @syoung1908
    @syoung1908 2 года назад +325

    If Nadler's belt gets any higher it will be a necktie.

    • @wwg1wgamaga14
      @wwg1wgamaga14 2 года назад +17

      😂🤣😅👍!

    • @LesterMoore
      @LesterMoore 2 года назад +21

      And should it become his necktie, hopefully he'll tighten it to reduce the circumference of his neck to half the size it is now.

    • @dickjohnson4418
      @dickjohnson4418 2 года назад +13

      Looks like he has a beer kag under his shirt. 🍺

    • @jerrysullivan7223
      @jerrysullivan7223 2 года назад +10

      That's funny sh..
      T 😂🤔🤔

    • @michaellorenzen8200
      @michaellorenzen8200 2 года назад +12

      or a choker necklace , I think he looks like a Weeble toy

  • @gardenofeels6872
    @gardenofeels6872 2 года назад +671

    The economy has gotten so bad, Nancy Pelosi had to cancel this year's facelift.

    • @silsahchne7236
      @silsahchne7236 2 года назад +23

      Great Grandma does look pretty rough. She has a new hair style on an old face.

    • @6421rich
      @6421rich 2 года назад +22

      @@silsahchne7236 She reminds me of the movie THEY LIVE

    • @kathylewan6976
      @kathylewan6976 2 года назад +11

      Sure looks like it hahaha

    • @tinabailey3170
      @tinabailey3170 2 года назад +6

      JJP did it for her 😂

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 2 года назад +17

      I wonder where do the brows go from here.

  • @joeshumo9457
    @joeshumo9457 2 года назад +310

    At eighty something years old and the speaker of the house, do you really think she cares about any kind of personal responsibility or accountability in any way shape or form?
    Term limits. We need them.

    • @softyzz69
      @softyzz69 2 года назад +14

      she is a female so there is no accountability or responsibility, that is why they are not meant to lead anything

    • @richardgiammarino7568
      @richardgiammarino7568 2 года назад +1

      This can't come soon enough ! Self serving empty suits motivated by greed. Horrible administration.

    • @RM-lk1so
      @RM-lk1so 2 года назад

      Shell run that crap till the TIRE FALL OFF.
      BLAME ALL THAT THOSE WHO KEEP VOTING FOR HER..

    • @akgrandma5035
      @akgrandma5035 2 года назад

      @@softyzz69 Obviously you are either blind or stupid (possibly both) Of course females can lead...it's just that competent ones are very few in number...and probably on the "other side" of the isle. 🤨

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 2 года назад +11

      Money and power are highly addictive. She can't quit either one. More more!

  • @semloclusa1630
    @semloclusa1630 2 года назад +9

    One of the best monologues, EVER! Thanks Greg.

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 года назад +285

    This world is upside down!

    • @wwg1wgamaga14
      @wwg1wgamaga14 2 года назад +9

      Yep 🙃 !

    • @kandihoarding7395
      @kandihoarding7395 2 года назад +10

      It's inside out too.

    • @ozzykillbill9680
      @ozzykillbill9680 2 года назад +8

      @No Name. like presidents choiceJust blame TRUMP for everything that Joey biden for you. 👈. 🙄

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 года назад +3

      Especially if you're in Australia.

    • @Sarah-lb8cs
      @Sarah-lb8cs 2 года назад +6

      I’ve been saying the same thing. It’s like we’re living in the upside down world!

  • @candicewitzkoske3155
    @candicewitzkoske3155 2 года назад +450

    This entire administration has become such an embarrassment; it’s really sad

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 2 года назад +17

      What do you mean "has become"? Were they ever not an embarrassment? 🤔

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd 2 года назад +6

      Why do you care about Chinese administration!

    • @tommycasidy3031
      @tommycasidy3031 2 года назад

      This is beyond an embarrassment, they have become a threat to America. I wouldn't be surprised if they cause a world war.

    • @brianellis8620
      @brianellis8620 2 года назад +6

      @@LR-jv2zd she said this one and her name doesn't look exactly Chinese so...

    • @CanyonsCarver
      @CanyonsCarver 2 года назад

      *My God, some Americans will betrayed their country over dirty political agendas, what a bunch of traitors. I would never side with another country regardless what party is ruling my country. What a shame*

  • @Changeiscoming47
    @Changeiscoming47 2 года назад +804

    He’s not alone. Millions and millions of us Americans are also pissed off and have been for a VERY long time.

    • @ingridgustavsson3012
      @ingridgustavsson3012 2 года назад +39

      This is one pissed off American right here. Unbelievable

    • @Changeiscoming47
      @Changeiscoming47 2 года назад +38

      @@ingridgustavsson3012 absolutely enraged!! Somehow, the clown and his cronies get worse by the day 🤯

    • @cso1952
      @cso1952 2 года назад +15

      ​@@Changeiscoming47 Exactly

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd 2 года назад +10

      Since when you care about China?

    • @Sarah-lb8cs
      @Sarah-lb8cs 2 года назад +14

      That’s for sure and probably underestimated! I don’t have a name for how f’ing pissed off I am!!🤬. I’m ready to burn the whole system down!!

  • @LisaGemini
    @LisaGemini 2 года назад +7

    Hilarious opening, Greg! That's one of your best ever. Thank God you can laugh and make us laugh at the nightmare in D.C.

  • @11ccom
    @11ccom 2 года назад +189

    80% of what politicians do is to protect or promote their investments.

    • @allysonbaumann5117
      @allysonbaumann5117 2 года назад +12

      They are 100% self-serving

    • @Jaydee71172
      @Jaydee71172 2 года назад +5

      Right! And they still fool all these people into arguing against each other to defend them. They are all corrupt and you have people in the comment section trying to argue that their side is less corrupt then the other side. It’s insane.

    • @loreselzer5273
      @loreselzer5273 2 года назад +1

      Exactly why she went to Tiawan. To visit the chip factory she was asked about,inside information. She pushed the microphone down after denying it and walked off!

    • @thoughtsonstocks
      @thoughtsonstocks 2 года назад +2

      Their bosses investments.

    • @carlosramirezrivera9314
      @carlosramirezrivera9314 2 года назад

      and i'm okay with that.

  • @CATownsend777
    @CATownsend777 2 года назад +363

    Shits and Giggles , That was funny and accurate at the same time.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 2 года назад +8

      That’s awesome!!!

    • @datravman
      @datravman 2 года назад +5

      came here to say this. like i spit my coffee out.

    • @ag2581
      @ag2581 2 года назад

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @duanedibley1455
      @duanedibley1455 2 года назад +8

      Best one liner in years!

    • @lionelgoldberg1839
      @lionelgoldberg1839 2 года назад +6

      I burst out laughing. I might have woken my kids up.

  • @zenchristafarian4404
    @zenchristafarian4404 2 года назад +293

    Great Great Show tonight! Seriously, this is why people love your show.

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 года назад

      I love it because he's a beautiful little orange mofo.

    • @stuzo666
      @stuzo666 2 года назад +6

      Absolutely

    • @mxjame546
      @mxjame546 2 года назад +2

      I don't like Pelosi but her went to Taiwan is right

    • @michaelhayes8422
      @michaelhayes8422 2 года назад

      When will the American people stand up and fight back against the Democrats. Nancy Pelosi took a trip because her husband is making millions of dollars from the chips that are made in Taiwan and she is making sure that they will still be able to make millions from it .The Democrats seem to have their hands in all the countries that are not friendly with America if China makes a move on Taiwan president Joe Biden will come out and tell the world that it's okay for China to take a small amount of the country like he done with putin. The Democrats said that president Trump was working for putin they spend 30 million dollars of taxpayers money with people that worked for Hillary and they found nothing. Now that president Joe Biden is in office why can't the Republicans call for Joe Biden to be investigated and let's see how fast they would be calling for him to be removed from office. President Joe Biden is doing nothing to help the American people if Joe Biden was not in office putin would not have started a war with Ukraine. China would be made to say sorry for the lives that were taken and damage caused to the world with all the lock downs China should be made pay for what they did in my mind it was done to stop president Trump from winning the election. There was so many laws changed and the people can't be fooled into thinking that Joe Biden got 80 million people to vote for him when he goes anywhere no one shows up like they did for president Trump. I live in Ireland and I'm afraid of what is coming our way there is no way America can save Taiwan from been taking over by China. President Joe Biden is like a man that knows if he upsets China and Russia they will let the world know what president Joe Biden his son and his brother were doing behind the backs of the American people. What his son has been doing for years is all on his laptop he can't say that it is not him. I have seen some of the videos and there is one there that you can see the young girl putting on her shoes and you could see the fair in her face that she couldn't get out fast enough. My God the world leaders look at America anytime there is trouble the leaders in Europe need to come together and make a plan on how to stop the war with Ukraine and Russia president putin needs to be arrested for war crimes and face the courts.

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid 2 года назад

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

  • @joespeciale5875
    @joespeciale5875 2 года назад +56

    Every Gutfeld is precious, and this one tops even the ones previous. I can’t stop laughing-- which is really important at the present time.

  • @bigp2930
    @bigp2930 2 года назад +136

    .Gutfeld, you're killing it tonight. Every time I see Biden and Harris I will softly whisper "Sh*ts and Giggles". . .Forever.

    • @markdavidson1835
      @markdavidson1835 2 года назад +5

      Same killed it.

    • @DVG-nd3qj
      @DVG-nd3qj 2 года назад

      that's because you have the intellect of a 6 year old

  • @lukemn29
    @lukemn29 2 года назад +414

    Pelosi's ability to mess things up cannot be underestimated.

    • @zilari3662
      @zilari3662 2 года назад

      Nope it's Biden that does that since he is.....not all there mentally and our fearless leader🙃

    • @davidmills7601
      @davidmills7601 2 года назад +6

      And Trump was perfect, like all republicans?

    • @jamesbrice6619
      @jamesbrice6619 2 года назад

      @@davidmills7601 Trump didn't need to be perfect to skunk these losers 😆😅😅🤣😂

    • @quirk8841
      @quirk8841 2 года назад

      _bu bu bu Trump!_ ~ @@davidmills7601
      Hey, don't worry if Nancy Pelosi causes World War Three to start and New York gets destroyed! The republicans weren't perfect either!
      🙈🙉🙊

    • @traciball3090
      @traciball3090 2 года назад +38

      Pelosi's ability to inside trade and become millionaires is amazing. ❤️

  • @74deeds
    @74deeds 2 года назад +155

    So she tells her husband to buy chips, passes the chip bill, then goes to the largest chip manufacturing country in the world and has them cut off... so far beyond insider trading , beyond illegal and no one says a word.

    • @candicewitzkoske3155
      @candicewitzkoske3155 2 года назад +18

      Aren’t all the 3 letter groups also corrupted?!

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King 2 года назад +5

      Her hubby misunderstood her. When she said chips she meant she was tired of ice cream and wanted him to make a store run. That's why he sold the stock. He was just correcting an error. Can't you just give the guy a break! Heck he just wrecked his car 🚗 (insert sarcasm here).

    • @tonypace2009
      @tonypace2009 2 года назад

      @@candicewitzkoske3155 agencies without oversite or accountability are rogue agencies and be shut down.

    • @markdavidson1835
      @markdavidson1835 2 года назад +2

      Wow really

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King 2 года назад +9

      @@cassmcmlix were they illegal?? Then if they were it should be looked into. All grifters should be held accountable doesn't matter which side of the isle they are on.

  • @Hoosier_Daddy74
    @Hoosier_Daddy74 2 года назад +1

    Nice job Kat all good points! Maybe my favorite panel of professionals ever.

  • @donaldhiggins6167
    @donaldhiggins6167 2 года назад +161

    Amazing monologue! I almost went “shits and giggles” myself.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад +2

      YOU S HIT YER PANTS ?????? GO CHANGE !!!

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid 2 года назад +1

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

    • @human-qp1mf
      @human-qp1mf 2 года назад

      @@demurgetroid Colbert 🤮

  • @23ograin53
    @23ograin53 2 года назад +290

    ". . . mobilizing troops for an emergency pronouns workshop." Sadly that is so on point.

    • @donnadrount9071
      @donnadrount9071 2 года назад

      Wokeism right?? Wake up people

    • @crazyhorse562
      @crazyhorse562 2 года назад

      You are missing the point, Taiwan is worse off now than before. Who is she working for, is she working for China with Hunter and Joe?

    • @bradbarnett5464
      @bradbarnett5464 2 года назад +10

      Plenty of our troops see right through that woke vanity.

    • @anitakristensen4679
      @anitakristensen4679 2 года назад

      So is China going to pee like a puppy, or pis like a big dog ?

    • @ann-margretcochran399
      @ann-margretcochran399 2 года назад +5

      @@bradbarnett5464 we can only hope. 🙋‍♀️

  • @waynearnold889
    @waynearnold889 2 года назад +83

    I would be pissed off too, If I payed 10 million for the Big Guy and this happened . the puppet does not have the speaker under controll.

    • @Hello_11345
      @Hello_11345 2 года назад +7

      And that’s why Biden gave a lame, non-committal answer about her going...yep you’re spot on. Also why he couldn’t go.

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd 2 года назад

      Don't support China. USA stands tall and won't back down to Chinese. Try living there, you'll know US is the best place there is.

  • @columbiawarmachine9795
    @columbiawarmachine9795 2 года назад +1

    This show is awesome, I watch it every night

  • @HanasDad
    @HanasDad 2 года назад +176

    Bravo! This was one of the funnier monologues in a while!

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid 2 года назад

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

    • @c.sanchez4521
      @c.sanchez4521 2 года назад

      @@demurgetroid 🤣
      Delusional.

    • @sabratocco5389
      @sabratocco5389 2 года назад

      @@demurgetroid qqqqqq

  • @catherder6
    @catherder6 2 года назад +78

    You have to wonder where China got the oil to fuel their ships and planes..Maybe from a strategic reserve somewhere?

    • @julesleg
      @julesleg 2 года назад +6

      They own a lot of property in Oklahoma. So sitting on OUR oil.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 2 года назад +2

      Mostly Russia . . . diverted from Europe!

    • @twothreefour234
      @twothreefour234 2 года назад +1

      used his Biden Card.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      YA THEY GET IT FROM THEIR ENEMY THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY !! INSTED OF THEIR BUDDY RUSSIA RIGHT NEXT DOOR !!! ____________( where do all these UNDER EDUCATED TRUMP PEOPLE COME FROM ?? OHIO???? ALABAMA ???OR MISSISSIPPI ???

    • @Michael-ru7vs
      @Michael-ru7vs 2 года назад

      Good point!

  • @dmosher
    @dmosher 2 года назад +228

    Gutfeld is really coming into his own. Random but solid.

    • @zeropoint546
      @zeropoint546 2 года назад +9

      Dude cracks me up hard. That "shits and giggles" gag had me in tears.

    • @scottty795
      @scottty795 2 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah by spewing rhetoric

    • @LR-jv2zd
      @LR-jv2zd 2 года назад +4

      Just started watching fox news?

    • @Yada500
      @Yada500 2 года назад +3

      He's low bar

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 года назад

      His pen1s gets solid sometimes.

  • @brotherandythesage
    @brotherandythesage 2 года назад +7

    The questions no one has been able to answer: "Why did she go? What did she accomplish?"

    • @hihosh1
      @hihosh1 2 года назад

      She accomplished telling the CCP to shove it, which unfortunately since after Trump, no one else has been doing

  • @NavyGuy2OO7
    @NavyGuy2OO7 2 года назад +197

    The dems have a lot of buyer's remorse with Brandon and Cackles, but they're too arrogant to admit it.

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore 2 года назад +13

      It's Shitz and Giggles to you! Lol

    • @carolharris2357
      @carolharris2357 2 года назад +12

      What did Greg say was the Secret Service code names, Shitz and Giggles? Spot on

    • @samfisher2141
      @samfisher2141 2 года назад +1

      That's perfectly fine, normies are the ones that are seeing this s***.

    • @stevensgarage6451
      @stevensgarage6451 2 года назад

      Cult mentality

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore 2 года назад

      @@samfisher2141 yeah I don't normally watch this BS but the shitz and giggles and the Hillary was better looking before she killed Epstein was something normals need to hear.

  • @andrewfotopoulos7766
    @andrewfotopoulos7766 2 года назад +93

    "R. Kelly looking over his shoulder in a prison shower"....gold. solid gold.

  • @audreym3777
    @audreym3777 2 года назад +163

    Helluva great monologue and show tonite! 👏👏👏👏

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 года назад +1

      The best part was 1:52. That just 3 beautiful older men in suits. All the political stuff is just total nonsense. It's just 3 crazies in pink/purple/no tie.

  • @dennissecor8092
    @dennissecor8092 2 года назад +3

    Shits and giggles, , is great Greg, love it!!!!

  • @tonyhogan2000
    @tonyhogan2000 2 года назад +705

    Greg never fails to Crack me up. Shits and giggles. Brandon and Kamala's nicknames

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 2 года назад +17

      In mixed company, I have to remember to say "Gits and Shiggles" or "Just for giggles". It always loses something in the translation but it's still too soon for me to retire by getting fired due to some woke not being able to take language.😏

    • @DJ-ur9ol
      @DJ-ur9ol 2 года назад +39

      Lol that needs to be on a shirt

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 2 года назад +25

      I know... I commented on that too and the more you sit back and think about it the funnier it becomes! His elderly accidents & she's nervously laughing all the time. PERFECT! Best campaign slogan ever. Now THAT needs to be on a t-shirt!

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 2 года назад +15

      ​@@DJ-ur9ol lol I just said that too! It's perfect for a t-shirt.

    • @hid9072
      @hid9072 2 года назад +17

      That was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

  • @marieaceves2256
    @marieaceves2256 2 года назад +199

    By far the best representation of this crazy administration.

    • @rickremco6275
      @rickremco6275 2 года назад +9

      Even makes our government here look sane. Lots of love from England.

    • @BallinNQnz
      @BallinNQnz 2 года назад +2

      @@rickremco6275 Trump made Kim Jung Un look sane.

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 2 года назад

      Regime.

    • @danhtran6401
      @danhtran6401 2 года назад

      According to a comedian...

    • @markcarlo7209
      @markcarlo7209 2 года назад

      Hi Mary 👋
      How are you doing today?

  • @kingrofty
    @kingrofty 2 года назад +61

    Always great to have Emily on the show!

  • @tailgunnerrich592
    @tailgunnerrich592 2 года назад +26

    “It’s amazing she can do her job with a straight face”. Well that’s all the Botox and plastic surgery on San Fran Nan’s face.

  • @peterkassner3552
    @peterkassner3552 2 года назад +448

    "s hits and giggles" the CIAs nicknames for Biden and Harris..... Best joke you've ever done 👏👏👏

    • @bigswampy6073
      @bigswampy6073 2 года назад +4

      😁🤪🤣🤡🤡🤡

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 2 года назад +9

      Secret Service details, not C.I.A.

    • @witchyirishgirl
      @witchyirishgirl 2 года назад +8

      LMAO, best one, love it

    • @sattercaster1
      @sattercaster1 2 года назад +8

      I agree. Coffee almost came out of my nose!

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      OHH GOLLLLLY JEEPERS !!!!!! NICKNAMES !!!!!! LIKE IN SCHOOL ????? YOU BIG BOY NOW !!!!!

  • @tcmurray1661
    @tcmurray1661 2 года назад +72

    You're monologue was on point Gutfeld.

    • @chrisbridges7473
      @chrisbridges7473 2 года назад +3

      Yes I agree 💯!!! I was just thinking 🤔 it myself how Gutfeld monologue was on point lol

    • @jasminek5557
      @jasminek5557 2 года назад +2

      Yep Greg was spot on and brilliant in this opening monologue. . .n funny as usual. Lol

  • @The_Smirk
    @The_Smirk 2 года назад +308

    Joe supposed to be the president and fix global tensions, where the hell is he?
    If this was Trump the world will be peaceful.✌🏿

    • @ak47ava
      @ak47ava 2 года назад +30

      Yup.
      Things were much better under trump.

    • @TheIkaika777
      @TheIkaika777 2 года назад +12

      Hiding in his basement as usual.

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 2 года назад +4

      orange man bad remember

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 2 года назад

      Honestly, it wouldn't make a difference

    • @thechosenhc
      @thechosenhc 2 года назад +3

      He fell on his bike (again) on his way to work, so he had to go on another vacation

  • @raydenc8162
    @raydenc8162 2 года назад +2

    Like how Dr Drew explains the clinical aspects of the situation 🤔

  • @mikecross4350
    @mikecross4350 2 года назад +141

    Joe's boss is pissed is what this should say

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION !!

    • @popeyedoyle3649
      @popeyedoyle3649 2 года назад +3

      Tru dat!

    • @mikecross4350
      @mikecross4350 2 года назад

      In the middle of the while the counting was stopped except for joe

    • @mikecross4350
      @mikecross4350 2 года назад

      No way corrupt Joe got that many legal voted

    • @eddiewalker7252
      @eddiewalker7252 2 года назад

      ...nope, now his muppetiers have an excuse to invade Taiwan next week! Biden could have grounded her plane just like Trump did!

  • @jeffpiatt3879
    @jeffpiatt3879 2 года назад +84

    The "shitz" and "giggles" joke was pure gold! : )

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 2 года назад

      You need to get out more. ...Maybe out from under your Iphone.

    • @PennelopeWhitmore
      @PennelopeWhitmore 2 года назад

      @@yankee2666 no that was one of the best ever! You realize he walks around the Whitehouse shitting his pants at night right? Then I heard the Hillary looked better before she killed Epstein. I don't really like Garfield but he was on fire tonight.

    • @chrisclark1852
      @chrisclark1852 2 года назад +2

      @@yankee2666 this coming from somebody with the username Yank ee! They call that projecting!!

    • @chreg89
      @chreg89 2 года назад

      @@chrisclark1852 more like Junkeeee

  • @americanmutt9089
    @americanmutt9089 2 года назад +45

    "Sh*ts and Giggles." Best reference to those two EVER!!! Nancy's arched eyebrows make me hungry for a Big Mac.

  • @donnabarber7960
    @donnabarber7960 2 года назад

    You are the best Gutfield!!!

  • @222wheelsdown
    @222wheelsdown 2 года назад +679

    It’s crazy that we went from one of the greatest Presidents in modern history to literally one of the worst..

    • @subashchandran7737
      @subashchandran7737 2 года назад +14

      U guys never had greatest presidents

    • @donniles3531
      @donniles3531 2 года назад

      @@subashchandran7737 Keep telling yourself that. At least our country doesn't need a national campaign to keep our people from sh****** in the street.

    • @danield2685
      @danield2685 2 года назад +15

      Facts

    • @evertblad8760
      @evertblad8760 2 года назад

      @@donniles3531

    • @shawnfinlay4952
      @shawnfinlay4952 2 года назад

      @@donniles3531 I'd say you're a few years behind the times pal. Are ya slow, special needs, or maybe you're just having a hard time keepin' up?

  • @Hello_11345
    @Hello_11345 2 года назад +108

    The entire CCP was ticked off BEFORE she went, of course he’s escalated to pissed now.

    • @vyor8837
      @vyor8837 2 года назад +8

      Meh, the CCP can get bent.

    • @quietcool4884
      @quietcool4884 2 года назад +6

      Who cares if the commies are upset ??? Poor little Winnie the Pooh is having a temper tantrum lol.

    • @sj-bg4up
      @sj-bg4up 2 года назад

      @@quietcool4884 communism will win. Cry more lib

    • @yz5128
      @yz5128 2 года назад

      @@quietcool4884 what about Taiwan? Thought the Americans care about us. Guess I was wrong. From the government to the people, no one cares.

    • @quietcool4884
      @quietcool4884 2 года назад

      @@sj-bg4up Lolol, give it up commie, and I'm a right winger that despises libs buddy

  • @InvestorSpeed
    @InvestorSpeed 2 года назад +21

    90+ million US tax dollars.

  • @elianaboer7593
    @elianaboer7593 2 года назад

    Love Dr. Drew. Mad respect

  • @asoldierofrome
    @asoldierofrome 2 года назад +33

    I'm sure the trip shored up the big microchip deal she's about to profit from

    • @jamessimpson422
      @jamessimpson422 2 года назад +1

      And the witch used air force 2 to go there why didn't she use a regular jet,didn't know she could use air force one or two

    • @lao8006
      @lao8006 2 года назад

      ​@@jamessimpson422 it can be used by the first lady the VP and other national political executives.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      @@jamessimpson422 SHE IS 3rd IN LINE TO BE PRESIDENT ___YES SHE CAN US AN AMERICAN PLANE

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 2 года назад

      She had to negotiate the kick back in person.

    • @asoldierofrome
      @asoldierofrome 2 года назад

      @@lao8006 understanding Succession and Importance, why don't we just Commission Air Force 3?
      Surely an American company makes a Executive Grade Broom 😁

  • @t.b.a.r.r.o.
    @t.b.a.r.r.o. 2 года назад +34

    "Shits & Giggles"
    5 Star Funny Right There!

    • @Zonum420
      @Zonum420 2 года назад +1

      I would buy the T-shirt. It was probably available for sale 5 minutes after this segment aired. Capitalism FTW. LOL. Edit, the T shirt is available. I thought I was joking. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

    • @chreg89
      @chreg89 2 года назад

      Mr.P and Hehewoman

  • @batzzz2044
    @batzzz2044 2 года назад +81

    shits and giggles lmao whoever wrote that deserves a raise.

    • @mikeywid4954
      @mikeywid4954 2 года назад +5

      The perfect moniker for those two.

    • @batzzz2044
      @batzzz2044 2 года назад +2

      @@rajuvaripetpatelkumon36 So you came up with it before that? Man to be as intellectually superior must be quite tedius. I bet all of those sweet internet bonus points you just earned spend real well in your real life.

    • @Lucifurion
      @Lucifurion 2 года назад

      Why? It's nothing new. I've been saying it for over 20 years at least & it was old long before that.

    • @batzzz2044
      @batzzz2044 2 года назад

      @@rajuvaripetpatelkumon36 Oh geez, oh man, more astounding wit and obseration going on. What other over used social cliche's do you have for me? When someone lights a lighter in front of you do you run back and forth screaming?

  • @marynelson4445
    @marynelson4445 2 года назад

    This is one of the best you done Greg

  • @emmalinewilliams9427
    @emmalinewilliams9427 2 года назад +22

    Good show Greg, good show 😂
    Definitely best show so far, glad the ratings are through the roof! 😁
    From 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @deanjones1041
    @deanjones1041 2 года назад +124

    Says a lot about the Chinese accuracy, seeing as how they missed her plane..

    • @pbonfanti
      @pbonfanti 2 года назад +12

      Maybe was the point, if they hit on mark americans could even feel grateful.

    • @MrCenturion13
      @MrCenturion13 2 года назад +9

      I've never been so disappointed.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      THEY DIDNT SHOOT AT __________ANY ________AMERICANS !!! THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST POPULATION TO ROT AND LESS _______500 MEGA__TON__HYDROGEN BOMBS !! THEY KNOW AMERICA ___AND WANT NO PART OF A WAR MONGER COUNTRY LIKE THIS ONE !!!! THEY WILL DO NOTHING OVER AN OLD WOMAN ____SO DONT CRY LITTLE TRUMPYS !!!!!!

    • @HRCSJSUAMMAS
      @HRCSJSUAMMAS 2 года назад

      Well they shoot straighter than Palestinians anyway.

    • @johnsimon340
      @johnsimon340 2 года назад +3

      Too bad

  • @WeThePeople001
    @WeThePeople001 2 года назад +65

    He said, " she looks so much healthier before she killed Jeffrey Epstein" 😳🤣

  • @tinalanda3502
    @tinalanda3502 2 года назад +1

    Best episode ever!!!!

  • @kaydijdrahblack5529
    @kaydijdrahblack5529 2 года назад +13

    Greg is a genius, all comedy, and no lies told. 😎🍿

  • @stephenchristian5739
    @stephenchristian5739 2 года назад +37

    Just give us the WHOLE SHOW WILL YA! DAMM .. shits & giggles

    • @dolfanatic314
      @dolfanatic314 2 года назад +1

      I bet FOX is telling them this. Caused by profit. The opening minutes are to draw you in. Then you will go to FOX and watch the whole show, most likely to ads running. Just my guess,

  • @randywoodruff9989
    @randywoodruff9989 2 года назад +23

    Greg you are freaking Brilliant and Funny 😄

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 2 года назад +1

      Thanks, but my name isn't Greg.

    • @donniles3531
      @donniles3531 2 года назад +2

      You sure are easily entertained,

    • @michaelthomas229
      @michaelthomas229 2 года назад

      @@donniles3531 crazy right an so pro china

  • @jensenwilliam5434
    @jensenwilliam5434 2 года назад

    I love it !!!!! You are grate!!!

  • @dianaminnick8003
    @dianaminnick8003 2 года назад +97

    Love President Trumps tweets. We need a real President back in office

    • @cnnr_
      @cnnr_ 2 года назад +2

      As an Australian, I too would love Trump back in office. We finally have our good party leading the country and the media is attacking them every which way because they want to tax the elite more and middle to lower income less. Trump is a great distraction as almost every sentence that comes from him can be turned into a whole article and people love reading about him. He is certainly the funniest and most interesting president America has ever had and it would be an extremely interesting show to watch what else he could do given another term.

    • @yourlord4096
      @yourlord4096 2 года назад

      Correction: We will never know because Trump lost the election and will not face this situation anymore. Trump is a dead politician, he is not a crazy cult leader

    • @BigDsGaming2022
      @BigDsGaming2022 2 года назад

      who dat ?

    • @fartnoise1467
      @fartnoise1467 2 года назад

      Lol....................no

    • @mattom1229
      @mattom1229 2 года назад

      Trump was never a real president. He was a clown 🤡 🤣 😂 💀

  • @jackielong6299
    @jackielong6299 2 года назад +31

    I Love My President Trump…Waiting for Your Return President Trump…

    • @michaelthomas229
      @michaelthomas229 2 года назад +1

      Never will happen

    • @lao8006
      @lao8006 2 года назад

      you mean you love former president trump.

    • @walkingbystander9917
      @walkingbystander9917 2 года назад +2

      @@michaelthomas229 Never say never.😉

    • @dekmackie
      @dekmackie 2 года назад

      He lost the last election by a mile, and is even less popular now. 😆😆

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      RUSSIA IF YER LISTENING!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME WIN AN AMERICAN ELECTION !!!!

  • @debammann5861
    @debammann5861 2 года назад +121

    Trump handled foreign policy like a champ and had America strong! Joe dropped the ball BIG time!

    • @Ace-fu4mu
      @Ace-fu4mu 2 года назад +6

      Joe doesn't have a pair.

    • @cowboynohorse6646
      @cowboynohorse6646 2 года назад

      Dems will still support this madness. They just can't admit that they were wrong.

    • @scottty795
      @scottty795 2 года назад

      Trump was literally the laughing stock of the world....

    • @danabaysinger7736
      @danabaysinger7736 2 года назад +14

      @@scottty795 what world do you live on

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 2 года назад +13

      @@scottty795 You can say whatever you want. That doesn't make it true.

  • @LowKitty88
    @LowKitty88 2 года назад +20

    "She looked so much healthier before she killed Jeffrey Epstein" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying lol

  • @Germanicus_Daimetor
    @Germanicus_Daimetor 2 года назад +88

    This panel is amazing! Greg and Kat ate bringing with wit!
    Emily looks like a goddess!
    Joey is the quintessential American hero!
    Dr Drew is a true man of intellect, he’s been consistently one of the the most sensible voices in our culture.
    All star cast!
    I’d watch this everyday if this was permanent!

    • @dianecourtney2724
      @dianecourtney2724 2 года назад +1

      YES !!

    • @gardenofeels6872
      @gardenofeels6872 2 года назад +7

      Emily is one of the most beautiful women to ever walk on this planet.

    • @MrMajikman1
      @MrMajikman1 2 года назад

      @@gardenofeels6872 And unlike most leftist women, highly intelligent as well!

    • @demurgetroid
      @demurgetroid 2 года назад

      this guy is crap compared to Meyers, Maher, Colbert etc who have incredible comic timing and multi talents like singing, miming, vocal imitations etc

    • @TheFrogfeeder
      @TheFrogfeeder 2 года назад

      @@gardenofeels6872 Emily makes beautiful women look average…

  • @-joe-davidson
    @-joe-davidson 2 года назад +23

    Nancy is just checking off a bucket list item before she's forced to retire and she's doing it on our dime.

  • @jamesross669
    @jamesross669 2 года назад +9

    Brutally good. Greg the Hammer!

  • @nothanks3236
    @nothanks3236 2 года назад +11

    'Shits & Giggles' that has to be one of the best jokes I've heard from Gutfeld lol

  • @eaton9178
    @eaton9178 2 года назад +67

    I say we build a new white house. Let Biden pass away in the old one. Xi if your reading these comments. AMERICANS ARE JUST AS PISSED AS YOU

    • @chreg89
      @chreg89 2 года назад +4

      No need for that. They should give him a faster ebike and go for a nice long tour.

    • @rogercruz8704
      @rogercruz8704 2 года назад

      RUSSIA IF YER LISTENING !!!!!!!!!WITHOUT YER HELP I LOST THE LAST ELECTION !!! ME AND MY MAFIA FAMILY CANT DO IT !!!

  • @Timeticked81
    @Timeticked81 2 года назад +19

    This has to be one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on the great show. 👍. Keep pushing the left's buttons mate. Thank you. 💯👍

  • @carter_1
    @carter_1 2 года назад +12

    😆 "Sh!ts and Giggles" is literally the best names I've heard for Joe & Kam... and the more you sit back and think about it, the funnier it becomes 🤣 We need that on a t-shirt!

  • @MrUzi87
    @MrUzi87 2 года назад +8

    Best monologue from him so far. Laughing the whole time . Sad because true

  • @bbrebozo6417
    @bbrebozo6417 2 года назад +251

    Gutfeld’s best 💩 joke so far: The secret service’s code names for Biden & Harris are “shits and giggles”.

    • @westbake3916
      @westbake3916 2 года назад +13

      This was good though

    • @genericnpc6379
      @genericnpc6379 2 года назад +14

      i need this on a t-shirt

    • @jiffycrimso5691
      @jiffycrimso5691 2 года назад +9

      Agreed need it on a T-Shirt shagadellic baby YEAH!

    • @anairenemartinez165
      @anairenemartinez165 2 года назад +8

      Kind of accurate

    • @opinionated4219
      @opinionated4219 2 года назад

      Nah. Calling Harris "Giggles" is not only an inaccurate description of her insane cackle but also downplays how nasty she is.

  • @valeriejohnson5283
    @valeriejohnson5283 2 года назад +4

    Best MONOLOGUE! Absolutely PRICELESS Gutfeld!😍😍🍺😎🍺

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 года назад +17

    I love this episode so much, I watched it twice!😎💖🗽

  • @neilschristensen9143
    @neilschristensen9143 2 года назад

    Your commentary is spot on.

  • @PennelopeWhitmore
    @PennelopeWhitmore 2 года назад +53

    OMG shits and giggles!!! That's probably the best joke I've ever heard!Don't really like Gutfeld but that's one of the best jokes I've ever heard!

  • @jeffcarpenter5439
    @jeffcarpenter5439 2 года назад +20

    Kat nailed it

  • @pampennyworth
    @pampennyworth 2 года назад +6

    Gotta love your daily dose of Gutfeld. King if the one liners. Brilliant team of comedy writers.

  • @manjurkrug1855
    @manjurkrug1855 2 года назад

    Fantastic...you're Too Good Gutfeld ! Love your Wit & Spontaneity 👌👍🙏 HaleluJah Amen SHALOM.

  • @kathrynlayfield9599
    @kathrynlayfield9599 2 года назад +17

    OH YA'LL, NANCY HAD TO GO TO TAIWAN! SHE HAD TO CHECK ON HER AND PAUL'S INVESTMENTS AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS GOOD, JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANYTHING THAT SHE NEEDED TO DO! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEND ONE OF THOSE PESKY EMAILS!

    • @kevinendo9613
      @kevinendo9613 2 года назад

      democrats accuse trump of risking world war 3.. biden comes along and becomes enemy to EVERY OTHER NUCLEAR POWERED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.. if u got kids.. i feel for u.. the world can end anyday now

    • @lao8006
      @lao8006 2 года назад

      wow snowflake you really got triggered huh?

  • @deicidaltendencies.1118
    @deicidaltendencies.1118 2 года назад +36

    She almost pulled a Biden by falling UP the stairs

  • @OldandCold6955
    @OldandCold6955 2 года назад +10

    not back in the basement more like "back in the crypt" daylight hurts my eyes.

  • @strivingacres8105
    @strivingacres8105 2 года назад

    Fantastic monologue.

  • @tx_usa4evr471
    @tx_usa4evr471 2 года назад +10

    Gutfield never ceases to crack me up! 🤣🤣🤣 Spot on!

  • @ZCriticalFisherman
    @ZCriticalFisherman 2 года назад +34

    Nancy's recent purchase of Nvidia stock and insideer trading should be more of a bigger story.. team can we get some information on this.. 🤔

    • @tonypace2009
      @tonypace2009 2 года назад

      If China doesnt let Tiawan ships out any thing to do with chips will decline? Biden getting rid of bergram air base seemed to give China all the advantage it needs. Bergram was 400 miles from China border now our aircraft carriers are long distance fighters now. It's like Biden is working for CCP even giving them oil from our strategic reserves?

    • @eddiewalker7252
      @eddiewalker7252 2 года назад

      So should Pauly Pelosis Chappaquiddick!

    • @pitchforkpeasant6219
      @pitchforkpeasant6219 2 года назад

      All of them and their families can own stocks. ALL. Been news since at least 2016

  • @raymondmellen4082
    @raymondmellen4082 2 года назад +22

    Your monologue that I'm watching is outrageous it's so true to the fact . I love the part about s**** and giggles and everything else about this show

  • @BigDH28
    @BigDH28 2 года назад +4

    That shits and giggles joke was spot on! 😂🤣☠️👌👍

  • @OVERHERE-OVERHERE
    @OVERHERE-OVERHERE 2 года назад +26

    The good old days,
    Pre-Covid 2019…

  • @elizabradley4797
    @elizabradley4797 2 года назад +26

    Like the Car going over. Mile high club eye brows. Wreckless Rash Decisions.

    • @elizabradley4797
      @elizabradley4797 2 года назад

      @Zoot Rollo Aren't you cute. Just.don't be whrecked when you drive which would be reckless and rash. {High Norse}

  • @RoseB45
    @RoseB45 2 года назад +53

    It makes me sick that nancy can just do whatever she wants and our own media will defend her no matter what.

    • @maxwellcrazycat9204
      @maxwellcrazycat9204 2 года назад +3

      The Drama Queen always gets her way. And the MSM fawn over her. Kiss Kiss Kiss!

    • @randymcmanus8691
      @randymcmanus8691 2 года назад +1

      Because they are paid off

    • @billding7073
      @billding7073 2 года назад +1

      Or what the cost, both politically and monetary

    • @vickieskinn9641
      @vickieskinn9641 2 года назад

      Term limits. We need term limits.

    • @garybrunecz7785
      @garybrunecz7785 2 года назад

      Anyone who has Billions can do what they want. This is all a pre orchestrated soap opera play that is being played out by the Government employees of the real ruling elite who reside in the dark and under the radar. These elite want to thin the herd drastically and are starting a major conflict on purpose. These elite have lavish underground cites to scurry to and retire in style while we get a free cremation.

  • @Devildog547
    @Devildog547 2 года назад +1

    Hell, I’m pissed too! Semper Fi!

  • @genewoodward8695
    @genewoodward8695 2 года назад +9

    Trump is a constant reminder that not having a career politician is far better for the U.S.

  • @papaspears5035
    @papaspears5035 2 года назад +54

    Beautiful point. C'mon America. Paul Pelosi needs the thumb screws. How long are willing to put up with this crap? DEMAND IT.

  • @unknownsoldier912
    @unknownsoldier912 2 года назад +13

    Emily is a 20 out of 10. Absolutely beautiful.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 2 года назад +1

      And just what the hell did that accomplish?

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 2 года назад +1

      Gutfeld is a 69 million billion floppity-jillion out of 1.

  • @maynunal
    @maynunal 2 года назад +20

    The fact that the Secret Service, Homeland Security, and the Pentagon actually did the thing everyone accused Hillary Clinton of doing should be a much bigger story.

    • @emilio2647
      @emilio2647 2 года назад +2

      maynunal the Biden administration is making Trump look like an angel.

    • @wilburosgoodwormsley
      @wilburosgoodwormsley 2 года назад

      Those were not just empty accusations against hillary she actually did all the things shes been accused of and much more. you'll notice that since bill and hillary have been out of office the suicide rate in washington went waaay down

  • @lostinpa-dadenduro7555
    @lostinpa-dadenduro7555 2 года назад +45

    Don’t worry. Gen. Milley promised to give Chynuh a heads up if anything is about to go down.

    • @paper-bender-King
      @paper-bender-King 2 года назад

      He's still waiting for the Chinese transgender leader to give him a ring to discuss what china's war plans are .

  • @kelliephoenix
    @kelliephoenix 2 года назад +12

    EPIC MONOLOGUE, GREG! 😁

  • @kerirae4777
    @kerirae4777 2 года назад +8

    SHITS AND GIGGLES!!
    FRICKIN HILARIOUS 😂 🤣🤣👍
    GREGS ON FIRE TONIGHT 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @vvs25
    @vvs25 2 года назад

    Awesome segment

  • @edwardmccall8219
    @edwardmccall8219 2 года назад +10

    Love your show! Great mix of news and humor.

  • @VeezyLife
    @VeezyLife 2 года назад +10

    The SHITS & GIGGLES joke was the fkn funniest thing I've heard all year. keep em comin gutfeld!

    • @danhtran6401
      @danhtran6401 2 года назад

      This guy should be a comedian, not a news anchor.

  • @mistyvioletconservative.3889
    @mistyvioletconservative.3889 2 года назад +14

    Love you Emily! I’ve been your fan since you started on THE FIVE as an irregular panel.! and I always said I hope she becomes a regular panel, so now you’re a regular on OUTNUMBERED and seen also here and the Five! Please don’t change and don’t gain anymore.muscles, don’t want to look masculine.... and you’re perfect the way you are.....

    • @lisamwood3
      @lisamwood3 2 года назад +2

      I’m a huge fan of Emily too!

    • @limkey69
      @limkey69 2 года назад

      She is far from looking masculine.

    • @larrylipshitz9430
      @larrylipshitz9430 2 года назад

      That’s why she looks different, I was like Emily looks like she lost weight when she didn’t need to

  • @npc5569
    @npc5569 2 года назад

    Holycrap that was a great monologue