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  • @hydrolito
    @hydrolito 5 лет назад +887

    Obama did call Michelle: Michael.

    • @gilbertoconnor6593
      @gilbertoconnor6593 4 года назад +70

      Yes he did Obama call Michelle Michael so right

    • @jjt7024
      @jjt7024 4 года назад +2

      When

    • @DC8Combi
      @DC8Combi 4 года назад +5

      @@jjt7024 really?

    • @kathymachen8342
      @kathymachen8342 4 года назад +92

      More than once

    • @angelalaskodi3459
      @angelalaskodi3459 4 года назад +65

      Several times actually. I saw it on one occasion when he was giving a talk, and he said, Michael and me...

  • @jamesbishop3898
    @jamesbishop3898 5 лет назад +537

    No one is a bigger fan of Bill Maher than Bill Maher

    • @kathleencostello1592
      @kathleencostello1592 5 лет назад +25

      Bill maher. Is an idiot. He has nothing to say THAT MAKES ANY SENSE.

    • @garybombardier4640
      @garybombardier4640 5 лет назад +25

      True, epitome of arrogance.

    • @oneloveboob
      @oneloveboob 5 лет назад +1

      Larry Sinclair RIP, Obama killed him because he snitched

    • @tomcain4600
      @tomcain4600 5 лет назад +10

      I agree, he's a real piece of dogshit! Another millionaire that isn't affected by things like immigration and crime because he lives in a glass house. He would love nothing better than to wipe his ass with the Constitution. He's smarter than everyone else and we should all think the same way according to him!

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 3 года назад +3

      🔯 Maher 🔯

  • @reptilianbilderburgers
    @reptilianbilderburgers 9 лет назад +576

    "You call this the mainstream media?" i fuckin died, these 2 need to get together more often

    • @mavis9172
      @mavis9172 8 лет назад +16

      +Reptilian Bilderburgers These two have to get married and have a daily show about it LOL

    • @therock809
      @therock809 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah you think for some reason I find him kinda weird or some shit.

    • @zetaro05
      @zetaro05 8 лет назад +2

      +Reptilian Bilderburgers lots of good lines here, i love the specific think tank comment as well :p

    • @jacuelinemorrison3191
      @jacuelinemorrison3191 6 лет назад

      Leave. Me. Be.

    • @jacuelinemorrison3191
      @jacuelinemorrison3191 6 лет назад

      To arrest

  • @smam2104
    @smam2104 8 лет назад +516

    "Rectum Derived"... Bill is fucking brilliant sometimes

    • @jazztom86
      @jazztom86 8 лет назад +6

      +BK was a bit of a pretentious intellectual joke, but the Tom Cruise joke was right on the spot :D

    • @SpaceCattttt
      @SpaceCattttt 8 лет назад +3

      +Sam Smith Yeah. I've used that for a song title, so I suppose I'll owe Bill some sweet royalties soon.
      I mean, with a title like that, they gotta play it on the radio, right?!

    • @chris71388
      @chris71388 8 лет назад +2

      How is that brilliant?

    • @bluewrenreilly129
      @bluewrenreilly129 7 лет назад +2

      He just has a team of comedy writers that is all.

    • @ssantiago5231
      @ssantiago5231 7 лет назад +3

      That is brilliant!

  • @VirginiaCook-lx1qv
    @VirginiaCook-lx1qv 5 лет назад +199

    Maher is one disgusting creepy jerk. Foul mouthed and sick! He is the reason I don't buy HBO!

    • @pm5039
      @pm5039 5 лет назад +5

      I agree. He is so vulgar I cant stand him. Where did all this filth come from!!! He is evil!!!

    • @robinthomas1025
      @robinthomas1025 5 лет назад +6

      And pro pediphilia.

    • @jamesbowen8960
      @jamesbowen8960 5 лет назад +4

      Maher is also rumored to be Hugh Hefner's illegitimate son. Though I can't substantiate it for sure,the resemblance is astounding!

    • @lindafarris7340
      @lindafarris7340 5 лет назад +3

      Tom Cruise religion is a cult there's been phediphiles in his church along with some other churches like the Catholic Church

    • @lindafarris7340
      @lindafarris7340 5 лет назад +3

      Canon seems to be having a good time everything's funny they're laughing their head off about what nothing's funny what they're saying

  • @charleslandreth3128
    @charleslandreth3128 10 лет назад +215

    I hear in Chicago they call Obama "Bath House Barry"

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад +5

      Where did you here that were you sitting in the bath house

    • @marysumner2516
      @marysumner2516 4 года назад +16

      That's one of the nicer names!

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад +1

      Mary Sumner based on what information or is this just irrational hatred please clarify. The world wants to know

    • @TexasLendy
      @TexasLendy 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @madmaxrerisen
      @madmaxrerisen 4 года назад +31

      Bath house Barry who married a woman called Michael, but now she is michelle. You are welcome..

  • @hoppinonabronzeleg9477
    @hoppinonabronzeleg9477 5 лет назад +270

    Does this mean that the internet was right all along? - Michelle Obama really is a transgender?

    • @dexxxy89
      @dexxxy89 4 года назад +37

      It isnt even a secret anymore.
      Ans you seriously are asking if M.Obama is a transgender?

    • @1SaltyGirl
      @1SaltyGirl 4 года назад +21

      She/ He used to be a college football linebacker. I know. I know. The one liners for that!

    • @punisherprime
      @punisherprime 4 года назад +60

      The fact that people still think Michelle is female blows my mind🤣

    • @pjduff7577
      @pjduff7577 4 года назад +63

      Has anyone seen a picture of her pregnant? Exactly

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад

      Connie Cramer and you know this how were you make out buddies in the locker rooms...

  • @dannythomas2185
    @dannythomas2185 5 лет назад +479

    Bill Maher, the atheist who thinks he knows it all but doesn’t !!

    • @bonnievalls5037
      @bonnievalls5037 5 лет назад +33

      Neither one of these jerks are funny

    • @dannythomas2185
      @dannythomas2185 5 лет назад +9

      Bonnie Valls agree with you

    • @sophiapearson8774
      @sophiapearson8774 5 лет назад +3

      JBonnie Valls k

    • @jimmccarley3191
      @jimmccarley3191 5 лет назад +24

      The end of the book says a lake of fire awaits these guys!

    • @GeorgeEBurns
      @GeorgeEBurns 5 лет назад +6

      Bill-boy is a rare pervert burglar once he couldn't blow the safe so he went down on the elevator!

  • @miketrimm3914
    @miketrimm3914 5 лет назад +436

    who cares what bill maher thinks about anything\?

  • @margaretroman2684
    @margaretroman2684 5 лет назад +339

    God will not be mocked. The bible says every knee shall bow every tongue confess that JESUS Christ is Lord.

    • @jimmccarley3191
      @jimmccarley3191 5 лет назад +5

      I AM AFRAID BY THAT TIME IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR THESE THREE!

    • @rickstanfield1966
      @rickstanfield1966 5 лет назад +6

      Margaret Roman amen thank you Jesus

    • @barbaravick5634
      @barbaravick5634 5 лет назад +4

      What has that to do with this?

    • @TheJustme121
      @TheJustme121 5 лет назад +2

      I mock your imaginary god, and he hasn't got the balls to do anything about it ..... literally

    • @arthurnaipal8311
      @arthurnaipal8311 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

  • @deborahbuhrman2874
    @deborahbuhrman2874 5 лет назад +203

    How did he ever get on TV and why do people think he is funny,

  • @Kohinoor1994
    @Kohinoor1994 8 лет назад +1201

    'I'm just shocked you know my wedding vows' Conan is so quick-witted, I love him

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective 8 лет назад +14

      +Daya Subramanian It is to a degree innate in his character, but it can also be developed and trained, you listen to what someone is saying and your mind is immediately coming up with punchlines.

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 8 лет назад +3

      +Daya Subramanian hes really not, hes trained in the art of listening. he can be funny but its not" lol "funny its cocktail party funny which wears off quickly.

    • @saiprem8405
      @saiprem8405 8 лет назад +19

      +Daya Subramanian the real quick wit line was "You call this the mainstream? where the hell have you been?" :D

    • @jkphilosophy101
      @jkphilosophy101 8 лет назад +6

      he is under mk ultra mindcontrol

    • @Illmatic662
      @Illmatic662 8 лет назад +14

      Conan is in a class of his own, truly a legend.

  • @southtownj382
    @southtownj382 5 лет назад +142

    "Thou shalt not lie with a man as a man does with a woman". It's perversion!

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 3 года назад +3

      Ethical decision making doesn't come from statements written down in a book

    • @oldaccount5217
      @oldaccount5217 3 года назад +3

      @@GaryIV shut up dumbass

    • @reedirokaj
      @reedirokaj 3 года назад +7

      It’s says it’s an abomination

    • @GaryIV
      @GaryIV 3 года назад +2

      @@oldaccount5217 What a good point, if only I had seen it that way sooner. Thank for you showing me your insight

    • @larrydickman5936
      @larrydickman5936 2 года назад +2

      " kill the one who does it and the one to whom its done" another scripture

  • @subzeroarctics1299
    @subzeroarctics1299 8 лет назад +432

    LOL, "You call this mainstream? Where the hell have you been?" Lol, at least Conan accepts it! So funny

    • @jackky265
      @jackky265 8 лет назад +1

      what is that suppose to mean I didn't get it?

    • @flaggerify
      @flaggerify 8 лет назад +11

      jackky Conan is on cable

  • @erolgoldberg3126
    @erolgoldberg3126 7 лет назад +60

    "im just shocked you know my wedding vows" probably the best line from a late night host in history

  • @livinproof361
    @livinproof361 8 лет назад +482

    Bill Maher is very blunt and brutally honest and thats rare in politics.

    • @livinproof361
      @livinproof361 8 лет назад +11

      ***** he talks about politics

    • @livinproof361
      @livinproof361 8 лет назад +8

      ***** I think you misunderstood i meant his opinions on politics i never said he was in politics

    • @ricardo1232213
      @ricardo1232213 8 лет назад +2

      +Charlie Luciano You're my favorite mobster.

    • @zaboomba6635
      @zaboomba6635 8 лет назад +2

      Donald Trump?

    • @zaboomba6635
      @zaboomba6635 8 лет назад +9

      ***** Yup. Donald Trump is blunt and brutally honest.

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored 8 лет назад +30

    "You call this the mainstream media"...I almost choked on that one. Hillarious interview!

  • @wiskeycat11
    @wiskeycat11 4 года назад +22

    after hearing him for the first time i think hes a creep

  • @stevie68a30
    @stevie68a30 10 лет назад +211

    The Internet: Where religion comes to die.

    • @gilanin
      @gilanin 10 лет назад +7

      Nope, the internet is the place where I come to find the virgins for my offerings and where I buy breast milk for the lovely chupacabras I sacrifice.
      The internet has made religion easier for me to celebrate.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 5 лет назад +2

      Along with hope.

    • @Crusaderx-hn4qh
      @Crusaderx-hn4qh 5 лет назад

      c4p0ne Along with stupid atheism the man made belief system that turns you into a stupid hate filled Zombie

    • @nancykarpoff12
      @nancykarpoff12 5 лет назад

      stevie68a I personally don’t understand a religion that fears G-d.

  • @patchavez7521
    @patchavez7521 5 лет назад +117

    I knew it . And his she he wife is a really to goodness man. Just like Joan Rivers said. Wow.

    • @monniematthews2066
      @monniematthews2066 5 лет назад +31

      And saying that got her killed.

    • @stevemelancon6207
      @stevemelancon6207 5 лет назад +27

      @@monniematthews2066 , true statement. Joan River's slip of the tongue cost her her life. "Everyone knows it's Michael not Michelle".

    • @causeeffect7624
      @causeeffect7624 4 года назад

      where is she, this Joan?

    • @Kienan4321
      @Kienan4321 4 года назад +7

      Cause Effect dead

    • @Worlds_to_Explore
      @Worlds_to_Explore 4 года назад +2

      @@stevemelancon6207 I am always amazed at the level of evil and ignorance people possess. Joan Rivers died from Cerebral hypoxia. She was 81.
      As for former President Obama, despicable brown-skinned man that he is, if he had anything to do with her cerebral hypoxia, the governmental lynchmobs would have pursued it. (That was sarcasm by the way, just in case it went over your head.)
      I won't even bother to say that you and people like you should be ashamed. You probably bask in the glow of your spew. When the devil shows up for you, just remember you spit him out.

  • @needabreak
    @needabreak 5 лет назад +78

    Just a bunch of blasphemous, immoral jerks. Their fate has already been recorded.

    • @suzanneblaylock9598
      @suzanneblaylock9598 5 лет назад +5

      Trash.

    • @lisavennefron9402
      @lisavennefron9402 5 лет назад +1

      Johnny Rocket Evangelical crazy!

    • @needabreak
      @needabreak 5 лет назад +2

      @Johnny Rocket :Some people are just too far gone for help. On the day when our Lord and Savior returns, it will be too late. They either don't believe or think they have an abundance of time. I cannot judge others. I can only be responsible for my own actions. I am trying to be an obedient servant to God and only He can say I made it or I didn't.

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад +1

      Are you recording that Shirley cos you got the moral high ground sister

  • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
    @CrazyLinguiniLegs 8 лет назад +441

    "This is a religion that is so stupid, that Tom Cruise would not join it." I'm dying here 😂

    • @happyrobot6396
      @happyrobot6396 8 лет назад +3

      IKR. So funny!!

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 5 лет назад +2

      Conan, have Maher back on!!

    • @desflores9597
      @desflores9597 5 лет назад +4

      another religion that is so stupid is the main one from the middle east. Now that one is real stupid!

    • @franksmith7419
      @franksmith7419 5 лет назад +2

      ISLAM?

    • @wannbaik
      @wannbaik 5 лет назад

      @RUclips Moderator he talk about Christian, Tom Cruise convert to Scientology

  • @JanesDough855
    @JanesDough855 5 лет назад +75

    I wouldn't doubt that Billy had a tryst with Barack.

  •  5 лет назад +28

    maher is a sicko

  • @floriannarratio8062
    @floriannarratio8062 10 лет назад +139

    That´s one of the best things about atheism, it´s so fucking funny.

    • @rosecullen4429
      @rosecullen4429 9 лет назад

      Hell yeah

    • @AizwellOfficial
      @AizwellOfficial 9 лет назад +2

      Florian Narratio What's so funny about not believing in a god?

    • @floriannarratio8062
      @floriannarratio8062 9 лет назад +44

      Ha Kou
      That some people actually believe in god is the funny part.

    • @AizwellOfficial
      @AizwellOfficial 9 лет назад

      Florian Narratio You said :
      "one of the best things about *atheism*'

    • @floriannarratio8062
      @floriannarratio8062 9 лет назад +8

      Ha Kou Yes, we have so much fun laughing at ignorancy.

  • @greggreen6532
    @greggreen6532 5 лет назад +28

    Maher AND O'Brien. That's like falling off your bike and a dog comes along and pees on you.

  • @ghettomist1575
    @ghettomist1575 9 лет назад +190

    Conan is so funny he kills me.

  • @fishermen61
    @fishermen61 5 лет назад +67

    And what would the reactions be if Trump said that? What would the news media do about that even if you was making a joke oh, you think this stuff is funny? I found a very insulting!

    • @barbaravick5634
      @barbaravick5634 5 лет назад +1

      fishermen61
      Trump isn't supposed to be a comedian. It purely accidental with Trump.

    • @leelinr1259
      @leelinr1259 5 лет назад +3

      Barbara Vick
      And you call them COMEDIANS ⁉️⁉️. WOW ID CALL THEM THE FILTHIEST OF FILTH‼️‼️‼️
      They are not funny they are
      DISGUSTING and as a woman
      They are very INSULTING and DEGRADING ‼️‼️

    • @leelinr1259
      @leelinr1259 5 лет назад +1

      fishermen61
      You are so right it is DISGUSTING & INSULTING‼️

    • @davidcox3831
      @davidcox3831 5 лет назад

      post

    • @virginiawilliams3216
      @virginiawilliams3216 5 лет назад +1

      I'm offended! Nobody asked me if I would be Offended by this before airing it! They Must be Racist!

  • @samus88
    @samus88 10 лет назад +74

    "you call this the mainstream?" hahahahaha

  • @patrickmarquis955
    @patrickmarquis955 5 лет назад +10

    Knowing what has come out the past couple of years, these old clips are creepy.

  • @taurusx1000
    @taurusx1000 5 лет назад +109

    always trust Bill and the media to make fun of religion,especially Christianity

    • @UtubeXcalibur
      @UtubeXcalibur 5 лет назад +6

      Perhaps because he is Jewish?

    • @ebenezerkirubamani4370
      @ebenezerkirubamani4370 4 года назад +5

      @@UtubeXcalibur he's an Atheist

    • @wilfthebig7910
      @wilfthebig7910 4 года назад +6

      He makes fun out of Islam and christianity

    • @gregoriosamsa2722
      @gregoriosamsa2722 4 года назад +1

      @@ebenezerkirubamani4370 Is that right? So, please, tell me why exactly he mocks a d bash all religions but Judaism?

    • @ebenezerkirubamani4370
      @ebenezerkirubamani4370 4 года назад +1

      @@gregoriosamsa2722 ruclips.net/video/pDR4-28CQVY/видео.html

  • @timmorales1569
    @timmorales1569 2 года назад +5

    He married to Michael not Michelle.

  • @RijuChatterjee
    @RijuChatterjee 3 года назад +11

    I just love how he stops and explains every joke _after_ he already got the laugh.

  • @steveschmengle5622
    @steveschmengle5622 5 лет назад +40

    Barry bath house guy!
    Michelle- Michael?
    If so come out!!!

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад

      Steve explain your evidence and your sources the world awaits....

  • @OneTrueEdge
    @OneTrueEdge 10 лет назад +65

    Maher either has Hannibal Lecter hair from Silence of the Lambs, or King Koopa hair from the Mario Bros. movie.

    • @VampChainz
      @VampChainz 5 лет назад +1

      affirmative man.
      both of which are unfortunate

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад +1

      And may be Trump has yellow hair from hanging out with hookers in Moscow. Who knows let’s see his tax returns that hate still being audited for the last six years,,,,,,May be if Trump finally stands up to Putin Trump might release the peegate tapes in retaliation,. Life is just one great mystery after another.

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад

      I meant Putin might release the pee tapes in retaliation. Of cause Trump would never do anything to incriminate himself except every time he tweets st 3 am in the morning

    • @Odo-so8pj
      @Odo-so8pj 4 года назад

      I'd go for silence of the lambs considering he pprobably has human hide shoes. Red Shoes.

  • @purplesuicide8561
    @purplesuicide8561 6 лет назад +8

    “THATS HOW IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Powertuber1000
    @Powertuber1000 10 лет назад +15

    Because he is, that is why.
    Only the low information people do not know this, of which there are many.

    • @robinsaba3888
      @robinsaba3888 4 года назад +1

      Yes!!!!the idiot people who worship Obama,while he was laughing at them behind their backs!!!

  • @dianehill354
    @dianehill354 5 лет назад +44

    My heart is breaking for god. He gave them their actual breath and created the world they live in and they can speak about him like this. Going to be very frightening for them when they stand before god. For alot of ppl who think its funny to mock gods ppl. May god have mercy on them

    • @barbaravick5634
      @barbaravick5634 5 лет назад +3

      Diane Hill
      If you worship the Lord thy God. . . CAPITALIZE His name Dolt.
      God is always capitalized. If you're such an expert, you should know that.

    • @barbaravick5634
      @barbaravick5634 5 лет назад +1

      Diane Hill
      alot = a lot
      ppl = people

    • @rupertlove7joseph302
      @rupertlove7joseph302 5 лет назад

      Bless you 🙏

    • @micsaul7542
      @micsaul7542 5 лет назад

      Barbara Vick , god, lord, allah, all title.
      Forward to the NIV.
      In regard to the divine name YHWH, commonly referred to as the Tetragrammaton, the translators adopted the device used in most English versions of rendering that name as “Lord” in capital letters to distinguish it from Adonai, another Hebrew word rendered “Lord”, for which small letters are used. Wherever the two names stand together in the Old Testament as a compound name of God, they are rendered “Sovereign Lord”.

    • @micsaul7542
      @micsaul7542 5 лет назад

      Barbara Vick
      And now we call the proud happy; yea, they that work wickedness are set up; yea, they that tempt ELOHIYM are even delivered. Then they that feared YAHUAH spoke often one את eth-to another: and YAHUAH hearkened, and heard it, and a cepher of record was written before him for them that feared YAHUAH, and that thought upon his name. And they shall be mine, says YAHUAH TSEVA'OTH, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spares his own son that serves him. Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serves ELOHIYM and him that serves him not. MAL`AKIY (MALACHI) 3:15-18 את CEPHER

  • @dimalbet
    @dimalbet 5 лет назад +10

    Why does B. Mayer wear RED SHOES when he's with his buddies? What does that mean?

    • @marktrosclair4236
      @marktrosclair4236 4 года назад +4

      Diana Bettes red leather men from children skin .

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад

      May be he likes red shoes which hand do you wipe your as with what does that mean, which leg do you put in your pants first what does that mean. And why does Trump do the concertina hands every time he try’s to convince us he is not gritting us. Who the F$@ck knows may be people are just f$&@kin weird.

    • @miketresham4783
      @miketresham4783 3 года назад

      @@anthonybrogan390 red shoes signify the red blood of s@crificed children. Look up red shoe club.

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 3 года назад

      @@miketresham4783 ok. In the real world Red shoes are a fashion statement, in crazy world. Oh these are the shoes that Satan wears, no wonder the rest of the world thinks the USA is crazy. Baby eating lizard people are running the country I don’t know this for a fact, but I think I saw it some where on an Alex Jones podcast. No Wonder the the rest of the World laughs at the USA. We could have been a great country, but now we are…,a country run by p$$sy grabbing woman sniffing wirerdos. Republican and Democrat, Who can’t get their act together because it’s easier to point the finger. Than take real action or come to a mutual agreement. Shame on this country

  • @johnjacobjingle7177
    @johnjacobjingle7177 4 года назад +5

    Michael Obama, I mean Michelle😂 Barack Obama mistakenly said that publicly several times. I've never accidentally called my wife anything other than her name.

  • @DeOrestes
    @DeOrestes 10 лет назад +12

    Lol the Tom Cruise joke

  • @djoetma
    @djoetma 10 лет назад +65

    The end was epic....

  • @CarolinaGrass64
    @CarolinaGrass64 3 года назад +3

    Bill Maher makes me sick!

  • @dellarussell2699
    @dellarussell2699 5 лет назад +81

    God's says, that he laughs, he laughs at the wicked, because he knows there end. This is in the Holy Bible, (King James version).

    • @jimfontaine9788
      @jimfontaine9788 5 лет назад

      Idiot Della Russell

    • @lisavennefron9402
      @lisavennefron9402 5 лет назад +1

      Della Russell Learn to spell,

    • @dellarussell2699
      @dellarussell2699 5 лет назад

      @@lisavennefron9402 I'm sure you misspelled a few of them yourself I cannot listen to this horrible XXX underrated video

    • @robinsaba3888
      @robinsaba3888 4 года назад +4

      AMEN!!!God always has the last laugh!!!

    • @anthonybrogan390
      @anthonybrogan390 4 года назад

      And Jesus said Jews make the best comedians for it was for told in the book of schmoltsers and shavitzulsholders

  • @okaymckay
    @okaymckay 9 лет назад +5

    "You call this the mainstream media?" Perfect save Conan.

  • @Erebus2075
    @Erebus2075 10 лет назад +301

    i love bill maher, he actually got a brain and is using it :D

    • @sagemantis6229
      @sagemantis6229 10 лет назад +6

      ***** nah you're just jealous- Bill Maher is a player like Hugh Hefner.

    • @crunchyssss
      @crunchyssss 10 лет назад +5

      BenjaminZ Prime
      Saying high IQ would surely constitute higher than average? Hence saying that 242 people who disliked this video hence don't have a high IQ is logically false. Anyway Bill Maher is such a self-righteous douche, his mocking of religion is nothing short of a doctrine in itself. He is a living and breathing paradox.

    • @Torrriate
      @Torrriate 10 лет назад

      Sage Mantis
      I see you judge by the looks. No wonder you find Maher intelligent.

    • @sagemantis6229
      @sagemantis6229 10 лет назад

      Torrriate A personality is != looks

    • @JacksHacks2012
      @JacksHacks2012 10 лет назад +8

      BenjaminZ Prime His show is more for people who think they have a high IQ, and get off on believing in simplistic concepts that they think make them inherently intelligent, like atheism or "dae republican stupid".
      Maher is annoying in this clip because he's on Conan, a very vanilla show, and is being too confrontational and annoying for basic television. Maher always goes off on his tangents like he's the only one on the planet who is intellectually capable of understanding them, and that the people who don't are the quivering conservative masses.
      He's not stupid, he's just a dickhead, and I disliked the video out of that.

  • @Rbkid2008
    @Rbkid2008 7 лет назад +7

    Still the most fun I've ever seen Bill Maher have on someone else's show haha

  • @SnakeSpaghetti
    @SnakeSpaghetti 11 лет назад +12

    Andy is the greatest supporting man any host could have. He doesn't talk too much, and every time he does he says something you want to hear more of. -🐍🍝

  • @SGKeiana
    @SGKeiana 8 лет назад +89

    "You eat a cookie and turn into Jesus" ROFLMAO!

  • @defaultuser88
    @defaultuser88 8 лет назад +12

    andy is underappreciated so funny

  • @sergioavila2720
    @sergioavila2720 10 лет назад +29

    Haha that's the power of a comedian. They can rip on anybody

    • @fastguitars4380
      @fastguitars4380 10 лет назад +9

      nah, thats the power of freedom of speech as exercised by someone who should be gagged.

    • @crazydaisy3034
      @crazydaisy3034 5 лет назад

      He forgot to say I enjoy torching other human beings on islands and in poor countries. What a maget.. SAVE THE CHILDREN

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 года назад

      Except the LGBTQ+ crowd apparently

  • @Steinwaytoday
    @Steinwaytoday 6 лет назад +4

    "That's a very specific kind of think-tank." Underrated joke of the century

  • @matthewjuarez3282
    @matthewjuarez3282 8 лет назад +7

    He fired shots at two religions

  • @booboo4ever24
    @booboo4ever24 4 года назад +39

    Who knew this was out 8 years ago? I thought Joan was the first to spill the beans?

  • @Equus21
    @Equus21 10 лет назад +155

    Those two are great together! Bill Maher is my hero and Conan is my favorite talk show host... :)

    • @common101sense
      @common101sense 10 лет назад +13

      yuck

    • @Equus21
      @Equus21 10 лет назад +7

      *****
      Honestly, I don't know him in real life. For me, he's sarcastic-I think he's very smart and yeah-he can be kind of a jerk at times...but overall, he's taught me a lot about politics and religion, he's helped form two big opinions in my life.

    • @brandonneumann5294
      @brandonneumann5294 9 лет назад +2

      If you get your politics and religious beliefs from a comedian, that's your first problem.

    • @shoepermanbutthman2188
      @shoepermanbutthman2188 9 лет назад +3

      Brandon Smith Do you imply that comedians are necessarily ignorant? Bill Maher is a comedian who can teach university professors a lesson.

    • @brandonneumann5294
      @brandonneumann5294 9 лет назад

      I'm saying comedians don't always say what's true but what they can say to get a laugh.

  • @thevectrexlover
    @thevectrexlover 8 лет назад +4

    I agree with Maher so much, and then I remember he was an anti-vaxxer...

  • @JohnLenin1917
    @JohnLenin1917 8 лет назад +10

    Will someone explain the Mormon dogma joke to me?

    • @Citizen-gj6lr
      @Citizen-gj6lr 8 лет назад +5

      +Sai Sharan 'During a 1983 family vacation, Mitt Romney drove 12 hours with his dog on top of the car in a windshield-equipped carrier.[1][2][3][4] This incident became the subject of negative media attention and political attacks on Romney in both the 2008 and the 2012 presidential elections.' - source Wiki. . .

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 8 лет назад +17

      Romney literally strapped his dog to the roof of his car.

    • @mariamama11
      @mariamama11 8 лет назад +5

      WTF . :O

  • @theextinctsurgeon310
    @theextinctsurgeon310 9 лет назад +4

    Mocking religion is a morally good act and I encourage people to mock it at every turn one can. You can also mock feminism.

  • @bakon321
    @bakon321 8 лет назад +31

    Bill need to be a regular on the show. Andy, Conan, and he work amazingly well together

  • @sambrinkley9120
    @sambrinkley9120 10 лет назад +1

    I am so tired of people like Bill saying that religion is pointless and stupid. I am a democrat and I completely support gay marriage, but I am also an Episcopalian. For my personal worship, Christianity is not about believing in some magical fairy in the sky, it's about the values of respect, kindness, and love which we show to others around us. I'm not saying that everyone should have a religion or anything of that sort, I'd just appreciate a little more consideration of the views of others. Why does everyone have to stereotype religious people to be non-supportive of gay marriage or liberal/moderate values?

  • @purdudan
    @purdudan 11 лет назад +3

    "You call this the mainstream?" cracked me so hard... poor Conan.

  • @liveoak2175
    @liveoak2175 8 лет назад +4

    It's strapped to the roof of the car! lol

  • @deborahsmith6683
    @deborahsmith6683 3 года назад +4

    It is not a republican thing to believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. God ordained it to be so. If more people believed in God the creator of heaven and earth maybe our world wouldn't be in the poor condition it's in now. Even if you don't acknowledge God I guarantee you will meet Him in the day of judgement so make fun of it now because on that day you won't be laughing!

  • @gordiz7636
    @gordiz7636 5 лет назад +1

    This is what is wrong with society. People like Maher.

  • @karlvonboldt
    @karlvonboldt 5 лет назад +6

    And Bill Clinton was the first Black President!😂😂😂😂

    • @bojest8646
      @bojest8646 4 года назад

      Just the first real disgrace to the office

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow 8 лет назад +4

    I would love to see an hour sit down conversation with these two. A couple of my favorites!

  • @jolenek283
    @jolenek283 3 года назад +19

    Big Mike, the Line Backing Moose, agrees.

    • @joycebrannen1943
      @joycebrannen1943 3 года назад +3

      Didn’t see the pantsuit, pics? Joan River’s passed on, shortly after “sharing” w/press, LIVE, “Everyone knows, Michelle’s a Trans. RIP, Miss Joan. You always said it, as it “was” , just like your close friend, Donald Trump. 🌬💨👏

    • @Lolaandcassidyadventures
      @Lolaandcassidyadventures 3 года назад

      Yo big Mike!

  • @dewaynemiguel3349
    @dewaynemiguel3349 4 года назад +5

    He has to go on Conans show nobodys watching his anymore

  • @christohr9957
    @christohr9957 7 лет назад +1

    I don't get the "strapped to the roof of the car" bit!

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman 10 лет назад +20

    Conan was on fire in this clip! He kept it funny with strong momentum.

  • @firstnamelastname4427
    @firstnamelastname4427 5 лет назад +9

    I love how hilariously witty Conan was here, without trying to upstage his guest. He, Bill and Andy played off each other well. I'd love to see Conan go on Real Time.

  • @alalducente
    @alalducente 8 лет назад +3

    the way Bills eyes goes when Conan said he turns to Jesus!

  • @CalvinLimuel
    @CalvinLimuel 8 лет назад +16

    I'm not Catholic, but from what I learned the cookie became the actual body of Jesus, not that you became Jesus, so when you eat the bread and the wine you're actually drinking the actual body and blood of Jesus

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 лет назад +5

      +Calvin Limuel Utter nonsense isn't it? Eating and drinking the actual body and blood of Jesus. Also I see the Catholics believe in re-doing the sacrifice made on the cross. So at every mass, they are re-crucifying their savior. Nonsense and stupid.

    • @tuff1elite
      @tuff1elite 8 лет назад

      +John King your pride is what you hold so high. You to will find your end in the lake of fire if you don't repent your sins and except jesus christ as your savior.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 лет назад +3

      So I will be heading for the lake of fire, along with 5 billion other people who either do not believe in God or are not Christian? It seems this lake must be very big? Get a grip. You have NO idea what happens to you after you die, in the same way you had no idea what it was like before you were born. Get a grip and hold on to rational thinking and stop scaremongering people.

    • @tuff1elite
      @tuff1elite 8 лет назад

      +John King everyone who is not saved will be Cast into the lake of fire. There's a huge difference between telling people there's a train coming and to get off the tracks and not telling them at all.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 лет назад +2

      You do not know if this lake of fire is real. You are basing it on a selection of books 2000-4000 years old. You have NO idea.

  • @andreasanchez2815
    @andreasanchez2815 3 года назад +1

    conan: "you tell me." meaning conan knows he knows hahahahha

  • @notredamejunkie
    @notredamejunkie 11 лет назад +2

    did anyone else almost fall over laughing when andy said "They're saying two, two o' clock!" or was that just me?

  • @GNXgames
    @GNXgames 8 лет назад +51

    idk who this guy is but im a fan

    • @oliviaspargur544
      @oliviaspargur544 8 лет назад +19

      +GNX Who Bill Maher? He has a show on HBO called Real Time With Bill Maher. My favorite show.

    • @vivek-dd5yo
      @vivek-dd5yo 8 лет назад +17

      watch his movie religilous

    • @khairowensullivan7489
      @khairowensullivan7489 8 лет назад +2

      +Olivia Spargur I agree completely with that...Bill Maher is just awesome

  • @djordan22
    @djordan22 10 лет назад +16

    "its all batshit." LOL

  • @baby35501
    @baby35501 5 лет назад +6

    A very wise man talking to an atheist once said, I can afford to be wrong, can you?

  • @lowreztv
    @lowreztv 2 года назад +1

    i think Newsweek was referring to Barak's so-called "female" wife.

  • @tikyorules
    @tikyorules 7 лет назад +1

    i really really love it when they have guest like bill maher and bill burr or any well read guest and the interaction between host, guest and andy is so perfet gives you a kid watching and listening adults talk during a barbecue kinda vibe

  • @mayasilliman1465
    @mayasilliman1465 5 лет назад +4

    Now let's admit Michelle is a man named Michael Robinson!!!

  • @SmugSonOfABitch
    @SmugSonOfABitch 11 лет назад +7

    I don't even know what to say to this. What has the world come to?

  • @Peliumpo
    @Peliumpo 8 лет назад +14

    "You call this the mainstream media? Where have you been" I like how Conan can laugh at himself, he da real mvp. Maher you're an inspiration.

  • @JahmilBlair
    @JahmilBlair 3 года назад

    That Tom cruise would not join it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chefjoelcarpenter3204
    @chefjoelcarpenter3204 2 года назад +2

    Because he married Michael Lavaughn Robinson. The first trans first lady

  • @kerryschallon8879
    @kerryschallon8879 3 года назад +3

    Barry and Mike....

  • @3cb
    @3cb 10 лет назад +38

    Bill maher...always epic

  • @lindafarris7340
    @lindafarris7340 5 лет назад +6

    Bill Maher is the nastiest of them all let's not all those vulgar words coming out of his mouth. I'm sorry I even tuned in

    • @leelinr1259
      @leelinr1259 5 лет назад

      Linda Farris
      You and me both he is the
      SOAWN of SATAN‼️‼️

  • @ChubbyBlumpkinz
    @ChubbyBlumpkinz 6 лет назад +3

    “I think it’s ridic”? What kind of grown man says ridic

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 лет назад

      ChubbyBlumpkinz So words only get to be spoken by people of a certain age? Also that’s part of his humour, to underline that statement.

  • @lee5802
    @lee5802 4 года назад +1

    The downfall of our country is reduced to a joke

  • @tedclauss9552
    @tedclauss9552 5 лет назад +12

    Bill is well known in the transgender group.

  • @tuckerhoover802
    @tuckerhoover802 7 лет назад +6

    "You call this the mainstream media?" That was a nice deflect on Conans part to evading what Bill said.

  • @capoman1
    @capoman1 9 лет назад +3

    Conan was desperately trying to stay the hell away from the topic of religion.
    And when a guest comes on to a talk show, and starts calling celebrities like Tom Cruise "stupid..."
    That is bad for the show. Not that I care or anything. I agree. Scientology is stupid and Jon Travolta and Tom Cruise are stupid for accepting it.
    But that pretty much means I will never get to see Tom Cruise on Conan!

    • @seamac206
      @seamac206 6 лет назад +1

      He was on last year. L

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 лет назад

      Of course you will see him again. His people are desperately trying to shelter him so that only certain questions and topics are allowed to be talked about. That’s why he never has to defend his harmful beliefs on television. He might be a good actor but he is a bad person, thinking he has superpowers through his religion. Also either he knows all the horrible things Scientology is doing (including emotional, physical and sexul abuse, slave labour, destroying families and lifes,...) and supports them or he is being blackmailed. It’s impossible that he doesn’t know whild being friends with the Head of Scientology.

  • @AccordionJoe1
    @AccordionJoe1 5 лет назад +2

    And Maher (formerly Mahr) is not the first talk show host who is light in the loafers.

  • @HairGlitter
    @HairGlitter 3 года назад +1

    Homosexuality was really popular before the fall of Rome.

  • @pjjordan8422
    @pjjordan8422 3 года назад +3

    Barack and Michael we all know

  • @holisticpsychologybyobrien
    @holisticpsychologybyobrien 9 лет назад +16

    "Boo-urns."

  • @brienelwoodwashburn2839
    @brienelwoodwashburn2839 10 лет назад +13

    I'm not sure if people realize this, but as an ex mormon they don't actually believe in polygamy anymore. That was quite a long time ago (like a hundred years for the main stream religion.) I think they are still pretty damn crazy, just like people of every religion, but we don't need to lie about what they are now to see that.

    • @Quest132
      @Quest132 10 лет назад +3

      can i get money by turning mormon ? :v

    • @XDeadeye10
      @XDeadeye10 10 лет назад

      David Margvelashvili Why would you?

    • @beetles1964
      @beetles1964 10 лет назад +9

      Yeah, but what Maher was saying was Romney's "grandfather" (it was probably more like great-grandfather, I guess) was a polygamist. And it's a good point that for the definition of marriage to change that much, it seems strange to say another definition of marriage should be illegal.

    • @BLTspace
      @BLTspace 10 лет назад

      Hold that thought... I've seen an ad for a show thats coming out called "My 5 wives". I'm assuming this will be mormon related but they didn't say. xD Also, thank you for becoming an "ex", we need more ppl like you to stand up and think for themselves! :)

    • @JacobX89
      @JacobX89 10 лет назад +2

      BLTspace I'd like to know why you equate" thinking for yourself" with "shedding all external beliefs". isn't it possible for someone to think for themselves that a certain way of thinking or living is the most righteous or sensical? It sounds to me like you're the one who should start thinking for themselves, the way you're spouting that atheist dogma.

  • @frankcillette7327
    @frankcillette7327 8 лет назад +2

    You can tell Maher doesn't respect Conan and Conan doesn't like Maher.

    • @JK_2998
      @JK_2998 8 лет назад

      Did you see Colbert's interview with Maher? You could cut the tension with a knife.

    • @adl1578
      @adl1578 8 лет назад +6

      +Frank Cillette Really? I thought Conan seemed genuinely amused

    • @JK_2998
      @JK_2998 8 лет назад

      ***** He's an utter arsehole, but that';s what I love about him

    • @ellis9505
      @ellis9505 8 лет назад +7

      I don't know about that... It seemed to me like Conan was acting more like his actual, slightly more serious self in this interview, which he only does occasionally for people he respects. I think the fact that he even touched politics was pretty significant considering how the show usually openly avoids it. The tension felt to me like it was coming from the audience's mixed reactions and Conan seemed like he was really restraining himself from what could have been an incredibly interesting conversation.

  • @231swift
    @231swift 11 лет назад

    I wish Conan corrected him when he said "2 in the afternoon" because im assuming it's 2 at night / 2 am. Aftternoon being for the lament after "noon" / 12pm.